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You know you are obsessed with wrestling when..... 1. When you have sex with your girlfriend/wife and you rate it on a five star scale. 2. If she says she had a headache, you criticize her for not selling your moves. 3. If it's fantastic, you tell her that it may be a match of the year candidate. 4. When you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant. 5. When your girlfriend/wife dumps you, you tell her that she couldn't "play with the big boys", and that she will never get past mid-card status. 6. When you search & search the bible for the book of Austin. 7. If on a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown." 8. When you'r getting beat up in a bar fight, but you honestly think that with a little crowd support, you can turn things around. 9. When you won't leave the bathroom until they play your theme music. 10. If you hit your co-worker in the head with a chair while your manager is distracting him. 11. When a guy steals your girl, you consider it an angle. 12. When you rack or gorilla press your neighbor's dog. 13. When you attend graduation and yell "Ooooooh yeah!" when "Pomp and Circumstance" plays. 14. When you are involved in a bar fight with a guy twice your size and you think your best line of attack is the Tongan Death Grip. 15. When you put up your wife/girlfriend for 30 days if you lose during a card game. 16. When you wear your Macho Man foam hat out in public. 17. When you rate women on a scale from Chyna to Torrie. 18. When you begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesitate to look for the crowd's response. 19. When you get into a real fight, and you blade. 20. When you do heel turns on your best friends for no reason. 21. If whenever you walk into a party and you tell them to "cut the music." 22. If you keep waiting for run ins during boxing matches. 23. After an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then after your raise both yours and your friend's arms in the air, as he looks to the side, you clothesline him. 24. If you think John the Baptist bladed. 25. If you wonder why Bob Backlund's campaign for presidency never got any press. 26. If you carry a foreign object in your underwear. 27. When you go into work and insult everyone you see just to draw heat. 28. If you're a Honky Tonk Man impersonator instead of an Elvis impersonator. 29. If you wore spiked shoulder pads during a football game. 30. If you lose your job, you change your look and name before starting a new one. 31. When you are working for that other company, your old boss is constantly bad mouthing you to customers. 32. If you find out you have been fired by calling up the company's hotline. 33. If you purposely blade yourself while shaving. 34. If you suspect your best friend is just setting you up for a heel turn. 35. When before a fight, you give away a pair of sunglasses to a kid. 36. When you put your kids to sleep, you tell them to "Rest in Peace." 37. When you go to a funeral and assume the deceased just lost a Casket Match. 38. When your king size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it. 39. If you walk into church and slap people's hands in the pews while walking down the aisle. 40. If you paint your face and don't speak to your co-workers. 41. When you go to your son's baseball game ans start a "we want blood" chant. 42. if you get into an argument with a friend at work and challenge him to a loser must retire match. 43. When you see a fight in the street and call the moves. 44. If at a ceremony at your work to give out awards the the employee of the year, you "turn" and slam a chair across the recipient of the award's head...then you immediately grab a microphone and start talking about how YOU deserved the award. 45. If you refer to all the women in your work area your valets. 46. If you insist that your professor grades you on the pop you get from classmates when you walk into lecture.