2003
April 12 and 13th: "I have a fat ass!" (Shawn and Sandee Hans)
April 14th: "You look like a toasted cracka'!!" (Kelly Williams)
April 22nd: "What's the speed limit to sex? 68. Because once you get to 69, you have to turn around!" (Sandee Hans)
April 30th: "Stats!" (Matt Sadler and Jason Jones)
May 4th: "Jason's an idiot!" (Oak Ekuno)
May 6th: "So what does ISD really stand for? ...It Sucks Dick!" (Drew Settles)
May 12th: "Just give me myself back and don't stay." (Linkin Park)
May 14th: "By the way, you are not humping my car." (Brittany Sackmann)
May 26th: "Now usually I don't do this, but....." (Sandee Hans, Jason and Shawn Jones)
May 28th: "You're about 2 seconds away from getting balls in your mouth" (Zac Fox)
May 31st: "They're so big, if they were in a movie it'd be on a WIDEscreen!" (Nathan Terpening and Sandee Hans)
June 1st: "Fuck that medicine" (Woody Jones)
June 3rd: "Erick Sermon!" (Shawn Jones)
June 6th: "You're on the country road and your car just broke down, boy whatcha gon do? Act a fool!!" (Shawn Jones)
June 7th: "Shut the door...........................(STATS!)" (Jason Jones and Sandee Hans)
June 13th: "But I feel better though." (Garrett Maholland)
June 17th: ""Can I write cock on your forehead? No cause then you would want it in your ass!!!!!" (Shawn Jones/Kelly Williams)
July 1st: "I'll take your cookies." (Jason Jones)
July 2nd: "Moms" (Tony Hayes)
July 4th: "Is he itching his suzuki" (Cookie Jones)
July 6th: "He's turning on the rubber and delivers" (High Heat 2004 Announcer)
July 14th: "I rule you! Suck-it-dry." (Shawn and Jason Jones, Sandee Hans)
July 15th: "Fuckin-stein!" (Shawn Jones)
July 16th: "Just fuckin do it dammit!"(Shawn Jones and Sandee Hans)
July 23rd: ".....and it's a grounder" (Mike Volumptous -- High Heat 2004)
July 24th: "If you were to back up any further you're head would get sucked up into your fat!" (Jason Jones)
July 27th: "Yea, I say twice to everything. LIKE DICK!!!" (Shawn Jones and Matt Sadler)
July 28th: "TWICE" (Shawn Jones)
August 3rd: "Breastacles" (Ashley Pruitt)
August 5th: ""I did fuck your mother, twice!" (Paul Finch - American Wedding)
August 9th: "Garrett couldn't be a little bitch if he wanted to!" (Shawn Jones)
August 12th: ""Well, you're anti-homo! That means I'm not homo. Oh, Homo!!" (Shawn Jones and Josh Snyder)
August 13th: "Sandee got me in the back and Shawn got me in the face!" (Brittany Sackmann)
August 19th: "Talkin' Baby!" (Shawn Jones)
August 20th: "You just got STICK slapped!" (Shawn Jones)
August 22nd: "It's not Wood-Shop anymore!" (Sandee Hans)
September 3rd: "Double Play Jackass!" (Various)
September 4th: :"I'll call her for you." (AJ Woolsey)
September 6th: "Combs needs that sign above his bed, "Make It a 12" for $2 more!" (Josh)
September 7th: "Nasy Balls." (Brittany Jones) {Sophomore}
September 8th: "I AM black, my birthmirk is white" (Sean Morgan)
September 16th: "What's This?!" (Sandee Hans)
September 29th: "Watch out, it's Nevada!" (Jake Hinkson)
October 1st: "What's on the agenda today? Mr. Adcock!" (Jordan Watson & Keely Turner)
October 6th: "I want 200 dollars worth of pleasure!" (Shawn Jones)
October 7th: "You should feel lucky, you were born right on your birthday!" (Seth Newton)
October 21st: :You're gonna be gay!" (Susanna Dewitt)
October 27th: "No one whipped it out and showed me!"
October 28th: :I'm gonna piss all over my leg!" (UNKNOWN)
November 2nd: "I just jacked you in my mouth!" (Matt Sadler)
November 3rd: "I mean, what is she thinking? What if I wanted to have hot wild sex all night?" (Angie Griffith)
November 4th: "Tell your mom to stop fucking changing her lipstick colors 'cause my dick's starting to look like a rainbow." (Nick Aday)
November 6th: "BAM! He's dead." (Ryan Wicks)
November 12th: "I even studder when I laugh." (Jason Jones)
November 15th: "Carmelana" (Jason Timmerman)
November 19th: "Palmer + Morgan drove by and called out "Whore!", They didn't even give me a ride." (Kelly Williams)
November 24th: "Shit, when I got done w/ her, she was panting like a horse." (Sean Morgan)
December 3rd: "Man, I haven't kissa girl today. Come here sister." {COMBS SISTER}
December 11th: "You know this country's fucked up when the best rapper is white and the best golfer is black." (Nick Aday)
December 16th: "Why are guys smarter? They have two heads. Why do girls talk more than guys? They have four lips." (Charles Drane)
2004
January 4th: "Remember, no glove - no love!" (Karen Holder)
January 14th: "Do what I do Shawn, threaten to pee on her leg." (Ryan Wicks)
January 15th: "Sandee, you're gay." (Brittany Jones)
January 21st: "I live w/ your mom too! So that's where all the white trash come out from." (Johnny Myers + James Wilfong)
1/26/04 – “Shawn, move your shit. (Where’s Mom?) -- Brittany Jones
1/28 – “Woody, how bout you order some pizza. Can I get online now? – MOM
February 4th: "Please paron this interruption - You said there weren't gonna be any more announcements." (Mr. Kaminsky)
February 7th: One cock, two cock, three cock, four. Five cock, six cock, seven cock, more. (Jarrett Schrodt)
February 8th: "Tooty, go to sleep so we can go cow tipping." (Michael Farmer)
February 11th: "What, is today National Shit Day?" (Taylor Merritt)
February 13th: Hey...If you had her last name you would be Garrett Garrett." (Kelly Williams)
2/16 – “Nasty” – Sara Bechtold
February 17th: "Nob Johnson" (Garrett Maholland)
February 26th: "Kinda like Suzy's Aunt, Zac's mom!" (Shawn Jones)
2/27 - "You're a fucktard!" - April Frazier
3/3 - "Can you imagine your mom and Ashley playing Twister together?!" - Sandee Hans
3/7 - "If people liked the same shit then this world would suck." by Whitney Garrett
March 12th: "I always wrap it before I tap it." (Tony Baze)
March 13th: "Drop it like it's hot." (Shawn Jones)
March 15th: "Don't-You-Touch-It!" (Garrett Maholland)
March 22nd: "Stick, shut the fuck up!" (Shawn Jones, Sandee Hans, Cody Frank)
March 23rd: "BS." (Mr. Baird)
March 25th: "Did I want to hear the words, "I want a hick to start speaking?". No I didn't. (James Wilfong)
April 3rd: "That sounds like my mom" (Stick)