HSWF DICTATOR
CHAMPIONSHIP
THE MOON
The moon defeated everyone. That damn Moon. He is also gonna make sure E.T. never flies past him anymore, and obstruct his view of naked ladies! And he's gonna make sure that Neil Armstrong gets what he gets coming to him.... AN ANGLE THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GAYLICIOUS!

Dictator Championship
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HSWF POOP
CHAMPIONSHIP
Whoever gets this little smelly thing is second banana to the dictator. But has to guard it carefully, since cats tend to bury it in the sand.
Mediocre Monster
HE'S A MONSTER! AND HE LIKES TO EAT POOP!

Poop Championship
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HSWF INDIAN
CHAMPIONSHIP
IWO had the Pacific title. IML2 had the Atlantic title. Why not the indian for HSWF? Sure, Mahatma Guandi craps in it, and sure, there are a few Ethiopians floatin' around in there... but if I had this title, I'd sail the ocean proud. DAMN PROUD.
ALL STAR JAMES WIN
Even though you try to win the matches, take our lustrious title anyway. Consider it a kiss of death - er, I mean a present.

Indian Championship
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HSWF TOO-F'N HARDKORE 4 YOUR MOM CHAMPIONSHIP
In order to win this belt, you must be tough, you must be brave, you must be retarded and most of all, you must use extremely lame your mom jokes.
Mother Goose
BECAUSE SHE HAS NIPPLES OF STEEL!
 

Too F'n Hardkore 4 Your Mom Championship
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HSWF Tag Tribe
Championship
Whoever wins this, get's a free packarge of twinkies and tribe domination here in HSWF.
Baby Bear
A growing star here in HSWF, who hasn't even hit bear puberty, which is a lot like human puberty, only he mauls a park ranger and eats his skin. Fun huh?

Tag Tribe Championship
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