The Patriots
Take one look at that picture above and try not to laugh just a little bit at the morons in the picture. Go on, I dare you to even try. All right, even if you didn't laugh, I got something good for ya. Hard to believe that these guys were actually US Tag Team champions. But, I guess they were "trained" to wrestle well. I mean, look where they're from. I don't have the sound file to tell you, so I'm just going to have to type it. They were from...
WCW Special Forces
Now, the next time I see these guys, I'm going to ask them how special the forces in WCW are. These guys had all the talent in the world...of Pluto. Unfortunately, they couldn't apply that talent to anything. Sorry guys, you're now officially crapped.
