Olympic Hero! Edge and Christain's Superhero!

Foreword

:x:[- Scene -]:x: Camera opens up inside Kurt Angle's hotel room, where he is laying down in his bed, already covered in his blankets watching his match from Sunday Night Shock against the New Age Outlaws. Kurt rewinds it when he hits the Olympic Slam on Billy Gunn and watches it over and over again as Kurt get's a grin on his face. The there is a knock on the door.

:x:[- Michael Cole -]:x: It's Me..It's Me..It's C-o-l-e.

:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Cole what the hell are you doing here, it's 10:30 at night. Go to bed.

:x:[- Michael Cole -]:x: Just want you to answer some question's about your match on Sunday.

:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Fine but your not coming in here, I am not in approperiate clothing for an interview, so just stand there outside the door.

:x:[- Michael Cole -]:x: OK, has you should no by now, Edge and Christain quickly responded to your response to them. What are your thoughts on there comments?

:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Edge and Christain! Oh Yeah, them, almost forgot who they were. Well while Edge is playing video games and losing just like he will at Shock and Christain what a total reekazoid, HA! He totally sucks! Edge and Christain just like all those other Canadians north of the United States, you all totally reek of not awsomeness. You are a disgrace to well every american. Unlike a True American like myself, I am full of Intelligence, Intensity, and Integrity, while you so-totally lack in it. Edge and Christain you both are so cheap that you can't even pay a dollar for a soda, well I don't know that you aware of it yet but you leave in the United States of America not Canada. We don't take Toy-R-Us money, well at least not in hotels. You should learn how to make a dollar because I think Shane-O-Mac is ripping you two off paying you in that kind of money. It's True! So keep on practicing on losing cause by now you should be used to it while Your Olympic Hero is going to walk off as a Tag team Champion.

:x:[- Michael Cole -]:x: What about Edge and Chritain calling your Gold Medals fake and saying wrestling isn't even a sport?

:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Edge and Christain, you wish you could have Gold Medals. You can dream all you want but these puppies are real. Solid Gold unlike your title belts which is half leather. But I don't mind that since you won't be wearing them much longer. And saying that wrestling isn't a sport, well you can try-out in the Summer Olympics and just try..just try to win Gold Medals, you coudn't even win a bronze medal. Oh It's TRUE!

:x:[- Michael Cole -]:x: Anything else to add?

:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Cole..SHUT UP! when i'm talking. Christain you better polish up your belt really nice and make it real shinny and I'll discuss about you being my full-time title shiner. Edge and Christain what will you do without the Tag Belts? Me? I will move on and go for better and bigger gold but you guys you live for these belts unlike I, so I could careless if I lose which gives me an advantage but I won't lose because so far I am UNDEFEATED! Edge and Christain this Shock...I WILL MAKE YOU TAP!!!

:x:[- Michael Cole -]:x: What about Raven? He hasn't said a thing yet.

:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: I think this guy needs to get his priorty's straight. Instead of being a self-centered bitch and always talks about himself, who cares? I just want to win my match this Sunday. So, Raven you best show up or it will be the end of Raven. Raven just ask yourself this question...Whatabout ME!? What about Kurt Angle!?

:x:[- Scene -]:x: A group of people walk down the hallway as the stare a Michael Cole holding a microphone to a door. The group of people giggle and then walk off.

:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: One last thing, Edge and Chritain..I totally reek of awsomeness and on Sunday your the two who will be going to the hospital and to set things straight, that would be a good trade, a pack of gum for Raven's sister. OH It's Damn True!!!!

:x:[- Scene -]:x: Cole leaves and Angle gets back into his bed as the camera fades to black.