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:x:[- Scene -]:x: Camera opens up to a sold out Denver arena. The SGW House Show is about to take place as the camera switches to view Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler in the announce booth. :x:[- Jerry 'The King' Lawler -]:x: JR what a paper-view coming up, Scott Steiner..Chris Beniot..World Title! It's going to be a spectacular show. :x:[- 'Good Ol' Jim Ross -]:x: I think you may be right there King. Scott Steiner annihilated Chavo Jr. at Shock and looks to take care of buisness against Chris Beniot this Sunday. Many fans all around the world are waiting and circling the date on their calenders for this one King. :x:[- Jerry 'The King' Lawler -]:x: And not to mention the Million Dollar Championship is on the line..Ted Dibase and The great One. I can't wait to see that one especially if Tammy comes out, gotta love those PUPPIES JR. :x:[- 'Good Ol' Jim Ross -]:x: Regardless of all the great matches that will be fought Sunday, the most important one lies in this hands of Shane McMahon and Arn Anderson. King the question is, will Arn Anderson will the help of Goldberg defeat Shane McMahon with the help of Mike Awesome? :x:[- Jerry 'The King' Lawler -]:x: JR there is no doubt about this one, with the help of Awesome, Shane-O will still walk away with his ownership of Solid Gold Wrestling. :x:[- 'Good Ol' Jim Ross -]:x: Whatever you say King but my wishes are to Arn Anderson and Goldberg. Now a brand new match also will be fought, called Holiday Hell Survivor Match. The way this one works King is that two teams start off until one of those teams gets all their men are gone and then if any remaining men are left on the winning team then they will brawl until there is one Survivor left in the ring. :x:[- Jerry 'The King' Lawler -]:x: JR I can't wait for this one, in this match is a Superhero and a Olympic Hero, in the same match JR. It's grea.. :x:[- Scene -]:x: Before Jerry Lawler can finish his sentance he is interupted by 'MEDAL' as Kurt Angle walks out to a chorus of boos from the crowd. :x:[- 'Good Ol' Jim Ross -]:x: What is he doing out here King, he isn't suppost to be here. :x:[- Jerry 'The King' Lawler -]:x: JR the man is an Olympic Champion, he can do anything he wants. :x:[- Scene -]:x: Kurt Angle now already in the ring is handed a microphone from Lillian Garcia and shoves her out of the ring. :x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: WHOOO! Kurt Angle, Your Olympic Hero is here. Now I know you people aren't use to having a Gold Medalist in this sad pathetic place that you guys call a city. I mean a winner like me shoudn't be stuck here where they have no winners. You Detroit people have the Lions who have only one game out of thriteen and you got the Red Wings who choke every time they get close on naything good. You have the Tigers who have signs of life in there team and then there is the Pistons a team that hasn't won since Isiah Thomas played. It sounds to me that you need an Olympic Hero in town to stir things up a bit. Oh It's TRUE!! 
:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Now I was just told about an hour ago that I had a match at Holiday Hell. Even though that stupid punk Raven ruined my chance at being Tag Team Champion, that's alright because I will be your Hiliday Hell Survivor. It's True! Now I take a look at my team members and I have to be the unluckiest Olympic Champion ever because I get teamed up with three of the stupidest and non-gold medalist people ever. First we got Shawn Michaels..The Heart-Break Kid..loser. Then we got Mankind..well that guy has taking to many bumps to the head. Last we got Rhyno...The Beast..but not a Gold Medalist. There all lucky to have someone like me on their team because if I wasn't then well they would be just like Elvis Pressly...Dead. Back to Michaels..since I know that my team will win and me being such a great Olympic Champion..It's True, I know that we may face off after I take care of are opponents. With that being you a former.former.former WWF Great is now old, weak, and pathtic. You got the IQ of Rhyno and Mankind put together..well that means you gat an IQ of 0! Not too Mankind, a once great wrestler before he broke ribs, broke shoulders, and well lost teeth. My suggestion to you wuld have been to drink milk because it bulids your bones stronger. It's True! Just look at me. Next we got Rhyno a guy who never talks but just destroys people with that move you calkl the GORE! I have seen and beaten kinds like you Rhyno and believe me you dont' want to be left in the ring with me, because you wildness will come to a screeching END! :x:[- 'Good Ol' Jim Ross -]:x: King he is making fun of his own teamates. :x:[- Jerry 'The King' Lawler -]:x: JR they might be is teamates in the first 20 minutes but in the last 20 they might be his opponents. 
:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Now too my opponents for Holiday Hell. First we start with a guy I have alot of things in common with, The Hurricane. Hurricane your a SGW Superhero while I am a SGW Olympic Hero. It's True! Now we both now there cannot be two heroes in the SGW and this Sunday I will make sure that I will be the only hero that counts. The only you got to show is a cape and some face paint while I got these puppies, my Gold Medals that obviously you nor anybody else I am in aquantiance with have. Hurricane I assure you this, Sunday Night you will be the one I will be after because you strike the biggest threat out off your whole so-called team. And Hurriloser when it's all said and done you will be out of the match after you painfully tapped out to an ankle lock that will shatture your ankle in two. It's true! Hurricane I have heard alot of things about you here in the SGW, former U.S> Champ and now you are on a skid that has taking you to the bottom. This Sunday I will bury you under the ground. It's TRUE! :x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Next up we got Triple H. The Game himself will be in the same ring as his truly, Kurt Angle. H I remember are wars and are fueds wern't those classics. And now look at ya, you failed to even be a top contender here in the SGW while I have already had a Title shot in my second match. Now Triple H some may still consider you to be That Damn Good but Triple H this fact is, is that I am That Damn Better! You may still have the memories of the WWF but with me standing in your way you won't have a single chance in making it big here in the SGW. It's True! Triple H this Sunday you will be the second wrestler to Tap Out to the Ankle Lock and the first to cry to your slutty wife. Oh It's Is TRUE! 
:x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: We then make are way to Kevin Nash. Nash you may be a seven foot monster but you know the old saying, Ho does it go again, oh yea, The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Remember that one Nash? Well this Sunday I am going to help refresh your memory as you too will be a victim to my ankle lock. You will tap out and cry as I apply pressure on that precious little ankle of yours until you hear that Pop, Snakle, Crack! Kevin Nash size is not the issue the issue is being the lone survivor and the only man who can do that is Your Olympic Hero. It's Damn True! Kevin you think you took my Medals, bull pucky, I have them right here and yes they do give me an advantage. You say that my Olympic Slam sucks well then I'll just show you at Holiday Hell my slamming you with it and knocking you Unconscious. It's True! Kevin Nash last time I checked you have never won Gold Medals and Nash I was just wondering Where are your GOLD MEDALS!!!! :x:[- Kurt Angle -]:x: Last off we got...we got..oh yeah, Chris Candido. Now I know many of you are saying who? I know I am. Who in the blue hell is this guy and hwat the hell is he doing in this match, him and that slut who posses nude april hunter should get the hell out of the SGW. It's True! I think it's pretty sad that Shane-O-Mac would hire such terrible talent. I mean an Olympic Cahmpion like myself shouldn't have to suffer watching terrible talent wrestling. Candido, you can't wrestle, you can't win, ans you sure as hell can't win Gold Medals! Chris what in the hell can you do? I'll tell what I can do, I can win, I can wrestle, and I sure as hell can win Gold Medals and I can make you tape out like a baby. It's true! Chris Candido this Sunday at Holiday Hell is going to be your first holiday ever. You are going to wanna celebrate Hanaka instead next year. It's true! Chris this Sunday all the fans will see hat you lack, Intelligence, Intensity, and Candido you Lack Integrity! Oh It's True! It's DAMN TRUE!!! :x:[- Scene -]:x: 'Medal hits once again as Kurt Angle slides otu of the ring and up the steel ramp as your scene fades to black. |
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.::Disclaimer ::. The following is a roleplay written for the SGW E-Federation, by quite possibly the greatest human specimen roaming the face of the Earth, Brandon Adams. This is no way affiliated with the WWF, WCW, and/or ECW. This awesome layout was done by Joe Green(XxJoe GreenxX). In order to use this layout, please contact Joe Green at MTF6L@aol.com. Now with that out of the way, sit back, grab a six-pack and read a roleplay that will no doubt give your 'Olympic Champion' yet another victory!< |
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