(25/06/02)
TNT - ACDC
Bobby: Hello and welcome to the first BIWA TNT!
Scott: Goodevening. And boy do we have an event for you tonight! I'm Scott Silverman
Bobby: And I'm Bobby Johnson. So what have we got lined up Scott?
Scott: Well we've got The Wild Card Martin Gale Vs Omega for the Hardcore title. We've got The nWo Vs LoZ in a handicap match for the Tag team titles. But first there's the first round of the tournament for the Bulldog and Chapionship Titles. With Acid, Frank Van Der Koch, Hurricane Matt Steel, Sue-Pah Flie, Demon and Vin.
Bobby: Looking forward to it Scott. And it looks like we're about to start.
The Mic: Iiintroducing first, From Amsterdam, weighing in at 412lbs. Fraaaank Vannn Der Koochh!
The Dutch national anthem plays and Frank Van Der Koch, with his Manager Thomas Heidfeld, walk down to the ring. Thomas waves the Dutch flag as Frank climbs into the ring.
The Mic: And his opponent. From Birmingham, and weighing in at 320lbs. Aciiiid!
The arena goes dark and flames spring up around the entrance as "Here to stay" plays. Acid walks out and slowly down to the ring, accompanied by his valet Tina. He looks up at Frank before climbing over the top rope.
Scott: Two big competitors here. Acid at 6'10 and Frank at 7'1.
Frank and Acid stare each other out in the center of the ring. Suddenly Acid goes in with a hard punch to the jaw. Followed by another. Acid whips Frank to the ropes and floors him with a big boot to the face. Frank gets to his knees and Acid grabs him by his beard! He pulls Frank to his feet and, still holding his beard, lands a snapmare!
Bobby: Is there a barber in the house? We have an urgent beard injury!
Frank gets to his feet, rubbing his chin. Acid goes for a hard right punch but Frank blocks it and delivers on of his own. He continues to punch, driving Acid back then lands a scoop slam. Frank runs to the ropes and back. He jumps for a huge legdrop but Acid rolls out of the way.
Bobby: With the size of that ass, it could have been all over right there!
Frank gets back up but Acid is waiting for him with a kick to the jaw. Frank falls to his knees and Acid bounces off the ropes, hitting with knee to the face. Frank's nose busts open and blood gushes out. His manager smacks the apron with his hands and shouts to Frank. Acid walks up behind the dazed Frank and locks in a sleeper hold. But Frank's having none of it. Almost immediately he stands up with Acid still holding on. He pulls Acid up onto his shoulders and lands a spinning samoan drop. Frank gets up and walks to his corner. His manager climbs up onto the apron to check his nose. Acid gets up and staggers to his corner where Tina talks to him. Acid turns round and runs at Frank. But Frank sees him coming and dodges out of the way at the last second. Acid hits the turnbuckle and knocks Thomas Heidfeld off the apron! A big cheer goes up in the crowds.
Scott: I don't think Thomas expected to be part of this match.
Frank kicks Acid in the stomach as he leans in the corner. Frank walks out ot the center, turns and charges at Acid, crushing him with his ample build. Acid falls to the floor. and Frank drags him to the center of the ring.
Scott: Looks like he's going for something big here.
Frank runs to the ropes but Tina jumps up onto the apron with a chair! Tina brings the chair down over Franks head! The ref sees and calls for the bell.
The Mic: Your winner due to disqualification, Frank Van Der Koch!
Thomas Heldfeld climbs into the ring and helps Frank to his feet as the Dutch national anthem plays.
Scott: Tina threw away the match there, cheating like that.
Bobby: Yeah, she should have waited until the ref wasn't looking.
The arena view cuts to a camera backstage. There is a door and inside voices can be heard. The door opens and we see The Wild Card Martin Gale shaking hands with Omega. They see the camera and Gale rushes off as Omega slams the door shut. The camera cuts back to the commentary desk.
Bobby: What was that all about?
Scott: I don't know, Wild Card and Omega are due to fight each other, they shouldn't be shaking hands.
Bobby: Maybe they're just wishing each other good luck?
Scott: Hmmm.
The Mic: Iiintroducting the next match. Comming down the aisle, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 282lbs, Hurricane Matt Steeel!
"Rock you like a hurricane" plays and Hurricane Matt Steel runs down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans. He slides into the ring and removes his hockey shirt, throwing it out into the crowd.
The Mic: And his opponent, From Perth, Australia, Sue... Pah... Flie!
Sue-Pah-Flie's entrance is... electrifying (lol). He climbs into the ring and the bell sounds.
Scott: This of course is Sue-Pah-Flie's debut match. And I must say I don't know much about him. He hasn't been seen much around the BIWA arena this week.
Hurricane goes in quick with a couple of slaps to the chest of SPF before whipping him to the ropes. Hurricane floors him with the HookCheck - a drop toe hold. Hurricane runs to the ropes and as SPF gets up, he knocks him back down with a spear. Hurricane parades round the ring, posing to the fans. He turns back and kicks SPF on the floor. SPF flips to his feet and hits Hurricane with a 2 roundhouse kicks. He goes for a 3rd which Hurricane catches but SPF lands an enziguri. Hurricane is kneeling on the floor, holding his head. SPF rolls him up into a la majistral pin. 1... Hurricane quickly kicks out.
Scott: It's far to early
Hurricane gets to his feet and goes for a side kick. SPF catches it also but before Hurricane can go for the Enziguri, SPF lands a dragon screw.
Bobby: Quick moves by the Sue-Pah-Flie.
Hurricane rolls to his feet and the two tie up. SPF goes for a suplex but can't lift him high enough. Hurricane lands a fishermans suplex and bridges for the pin. 1... 2.. SPF kicks out.
Bobby: Close but no potato.
Scott: What?
Bobby: I dunno.
Hurricane stands up and walks away. As SPF gets up he charges back with a clothesline that knocks him over the top rope and out of the ring. Hurricane leaps over the rope after him, landing on top if him. Hurrican pulls SPF to his feet and whips him into the ring steps. He rolls SPF into the ring and climbs in himself. SPF gets to his feet and gets in a couple of quick punches to Hurricane. SPF grabs him by the wrist and whips him to the ropes. But Hurricane jumps up into a springboard hurricanrana!
Bobby: The Eye Of The Storm!
Hurricane immediately goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3!
The Mic: The winner of this match, Hurricane Matt Steel!
"Rock You Like a Hurricane" Hits and Matt Steel celebrates in the ring. SPF gets up and they shake hands. Suddenly, the NWO's music plays and Knuckles walks out with a mic in his hand. He cimbs into the ring and signals for the music to stop before speaking.
Knuckles: Well this was a good match, and I offer my congratulations to Hurricane and comiserations to Sue-Pah-Flie. But you're both winners tonight Sue-Pah-Flie, because you are officially the newest member of the nWo!
Knuckles raised SPF's and Hurricane's hands and the nWo music hits once more. Together they leave the arena.
Scott: An exciting match there Bobby.
Bobby: Yes indeed, and the nWo grows again, Is that 5 members now?
Scott: I believe so Bobby, but there's no time to think about that because we have another match on the way.
The Mic: Iiintroducing to the ring. From London, England and weighing in at 218lbs. Viiiinn!
The Arena goes black and "Ironhead" plays over the loudspeakers. Blue and white pyro explodes around the entrance. As the smoke clears, Vin walks down the ramp. There is another blast of pyro and Vin runs to and slides into the ring.
"In The End" hits the PA system and Demon emerges to a blast of pyro. He runs down the ramp and climbs the turnbuckle before backflipping into the ring.
Scott: Whoever wins this match will go through to join the others in the match for the bulldog and championship titles next Friday.
Demon runs at Vin but Vin leapfrogs over. Demon hits the ropes and comes back. Vin dives to the floor and Demon jumps over. Demon hits the ropes again and back at Vin. Vin lands a dropkick that knocks Demon to the floor. Both get up an tie up. Vin gets Demon in a hammerlock but he reverses it into one of his own and suplexes Vin.
Scott: Nice reversal by Demon.
Vin gets to his feet. Demon grabs his arm and twists it into an armwringer. Vin holds his shoulder as Demon wrenches the arm. Vin rolls out of the hold and hits Demon with a kick to the stomach. Vin whips Demon to the ropes and on his return lands a drop toe hold. Vin goes for an ankle lock but Demon manages to pull himself to the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. They get back to their feet and tie up. Vin comes out on top with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Demon lands with a sickening crack. Vin goes for the pin. 1... 2. Demon kicks out.
Bobby: Only 2 and a half
Vin stands Demon up and sets him up for a vertical suplex, but Demon kicks Vin in the stomach and lands one himself. Demon stomps on the fallen Vin who rolls to the side of the ring. Vin gets to his feet and Demon runs at him and takes him down with a flying head scissors. Vin rolls out of the ring as Demon poses in the ring.
Scott: Vin taking a wise breather outside the ring.
Vin climbs up onto the apron. Demon walks over to him. Vin connects with a strong right hand and grabs Demon by the head. Vin drops off the apron, pulling Demon's neck onto the top rope. Demon springs back and hits the mat. Vin climbs the turnbuckle and lands a legdrop, again across the neck of Demon. Vin goes rolls him over and locks in a crippler crossface.
Scott: Vin working on Demon's neck.
The ref crouches down by Demon. Demon's hand is hovering above the mat. Demon taps out! Vin releases the hold and the ref raises his arm. Demon lies on the floor holding his neck.
The Mic: The winner of this match, Viiiinn!
Bobby: So that's our match next friday, Van Der Koch, Hurricane and now Vin all competing for the bulldog and championship titles.
Speaking of titles, coming up next it's the Hardcore title match.
The Mic: This match is for the Hardcore title. Introducing to the ring first. From Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 242lbs. The Wild Card Martin Gale!
"The Ace of Spades" blasts out around the arena and The Wild Card walks out with Solitaire on his arm. He slides into the ring and stares at the entrance, waiting his opponent.
The Mic: And his opponent, from Seatle, WA and at a weight of 250lbs. Omegaaaa!
"Rock is Dead" play over the sound system and the lights go out. There are strobe lights and red searchlights all around the arena. Eventually Omega is spotted in the crowd as he makes his way towards the ring. He climbs in and the lights come back on.
Bobby: Our first hardcore title match. It should be a good one.
The ring bell sounds but neither wrestler makes a move.
Scott: What's going on?
Bobby: Start fighting dammit!
Eventually The Wild Card and Omega aproach one another, they face each other, nose to nose in the center of the ring. The bell rings again to try and encourage them to fight. They nod at each other and simulataneously slap each other round the face. Together they fall to the ground and fall with their arms laying over each other's chest. The ref looks confused and starts the count. 1... 2... The ref stops, both men still lie there.
Scott: This is... odd!
The ref looks round in desperation but is forced to count. 3! The bell rings and both men stand up.
The Mic: The winner of this match is.... who is the winner?
Several officials talk together at ringside.
The Mic: The match is a draw.
Bobby: WHAT!?
Scott: A draw? But who gets the belt, do either of them get it?
Bobby: What a con!
Scott: It would appear that they threw the match on purpous!
Omega and the Wild Card shake hands and leave the arena together as the fans boo them.
Bobby: I can't believe they screwed us out of seeing the match!
Scott: That's obviously what they were planning earlier. Look at it this way, we've got another great match coming up next.
The Mic: Iiintroducing first, from...
Hold on.
His voice is cut off by someone backstage.
Voice: Hold on a minute.
"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill me" plays and "2 Fine" Rick Divine walks down the ramp. He walks round the ring and to the commentary desk where he sits down.
Bobby: Hi
Divine: Hi Bobby, Scott, I just thought I'd give you a hand with the commentary.
Scott: Fair enough.
Divine: Come on Mic, get on with it.
The Mic: This match is for the Tag team titles. Introducing first, at a weight of 238lbs, the current tag team champion. The Chosen One... LoZ!
The lights go out and a clock counts down on the video wall. "LoZ" appears on the screen and the lights come back on as his music hits "The Cho... Cho... Chosen One" Amy and LoZ walk down the ramp and Loz slides in and climbs the turnbuckle.
The Mic: And his opponents, the team of Knuckles and Spag, the N..W..O!
The NWO's music plays and Knuckles and Spag walk down to the ring. They climb up onto the apron and Spag climbs into the ring. The bell sounds and the match is underway.
Scott: So Spag is the first one to take on LoZ.
LoZ and Spag tie up. LoZ comes out on top with a snap suplex but Spag comes right back at him with a clothesline. LoZ quickly gets to his feet and grabs hold of Spag to land a side belly to belly suplex. He goes for an elbowdrop but Spag rolls out of the way. Spag gets to his feet first and kicks LoZ in the ribs. LoZ is bent double. Spag goes for a powerbomb but LoZ reverses into a back drop. LoZ goes for another elbowdrop and this one connects.
Divine: The Chosen one on top here so far.
LoZ picks Spag up and presses him above his head before slamming him to the mat. The fans cheer and LoZ poses for them. Spag crawls to the corner and tags in Knuckles. Knuckles runs at LoZ and floors him with a shoulder tackle, followed by a big legdrop. Knuckles stands LoZ up and hits him with a spinebuster. Knuckles stomps LoZ into the corner until the rf breaks it up. Knuckles tags in Spag and they Double Suplex LoZ. Spag remains bridged for the pin. 1... LoZ kicks out.
Divine: Ha! You can't beat The Chosen One that easily.
Spag whips LoZ to the ropes and lands a powerslam. Spag grabs LoZ by the hair and pulls him up. He goes for a big right hook but Loz blocks it and punches Spag in the stomach. Spag doubles over and LoZ hits him with a powerbomb. Knuckles distracts the ref as LoZ puts Spag in a boston crab. Spag is tapping out!
Bobby: He's tapping out ref!
But the ref doesn't see. LoZ releases Spag and walks over to the ref. Whist LoZ argues with the ref Spag slides out of the ring. He pulls out a 2x4 from under the ring and slides back in. Knuckles distracts the ref once more as Spag hits LoZ over the head. He throws the 2x4 out of the ring and Knuckles points at the pinfall. The ref dives down to the mat. 1... 2.. But Spag is pulled off LoZ by 2 Fine Rick Divine!
Scott: What are you playing at Divine?
Knuckles jumps off the apron and charges at divine, but divine drop toe holds him onto the ring steps! LoZ gets to his feet shaking his head. Spag charges him but gets caught in a slidewalk slam. LoZ locks in an armbar but Spag gets his free arm to the ropes. Meanwhile outside the ring, Divine is beating on Knuckles. Suddenly the rest of the nWo, Hurricane, Demon and SPF run down to ringside. Divine is chased off out of the arena by the nWo and Knuckles climbs up onto the apron. LoZ lands a hanging powerslam on Spag and goes for the pin. But Knuckles dives in and breaks it up. The ref forces Knuckles out of the ring. LoZ stands Spag up and lands a pumphandle powerslam.
Scott: Spag looks done in, I think the end is near.
Spag staggers to his feet, LoZ kicks him in the stomach and hits the LoZinator!
Bobby: That's got to be over now... but what's this?
Omega jumps out of the crowd with a steel chair.
Scott: What's he going to do? Omega's very unpredictable.
Bobby: Well he's obviously going to his LoZ isn't he?
Omega slides into the ring with the chair and stands facing LoZ. Omega lifts the chair high, but turns and brings it down over the head of Spag!
Bobby: WHAT!?
The ref signals for the bell
The Mic: The winners of this match due to disqualification, the N...W...O!
The nWo music hits, LoZ looks shocked. Omega is standing in the ring laughing. LoZ's suprise turns to anger and he chases Omega out of the ring and the arena. The ref raises Knuckles and Spag's hands.
Scott: Wow, what an amazing match! Who would have ever thought all that was going to happen?
Bobby: I can't believe it, that damn Omega! That's two matches he's screwed me out of.
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