EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, instead of going into the EMF Shockwave video. We fade into a backstage shot. Amy Jericho walks down the hall way, she comes to the President's office. She bites her lip. She knew she only had two more weeks of this, and she could return to her real job. However...with Cena in charge this week, she had no idea what type of job she would have to endure. He had called her to his office as soon as the show started, however, he didn't give anymore details than that. Cena looks up as he sees her enter, and smirks.)

Cena: "Oh Amy... nice of you to join me... I have the feeling you're going to enjoy this job a hell of a lot... but believe me... everyone else will enjoy it more!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-Ha...only thing I will enjoy is when I'm back as the Vice President....I only got you and Edge to go, so let's get this over with. So what exactly are you getting at?

Cena: "Well Amy... tonight your doing a very simple job.... tonight you are replacing Howard Finkle as our ring announcer for the show."

(She gives a nod, that seemed easy enough. She had experience in ring announcing while she was over in Iraq. She wanted to get out of here, before he could make it worse.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh...um, alright, I guess I better get ready then. I should study the information I need to....

(Amy turns away from Cena, but her escape was not going to be that easy.)

Cena: "Oh not so fast Amy... there's one thing I forgot to mention. See... you must have felt pretty lucky when I didn't provide a dress for you... but thats only because I have something so much better for you to wear out there..."

(Amy stops in her tracks, and turns around.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-...always a catch, isn't there?

Cena: "Of course... where would the fun be if there wasn't.... here.. take this... and enjoy wearing it out there."

(Cena hands Amy a bag containing the clothes for her job. Amy takes the bag, looks in it, and then looks up disgusted.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-This thing you are expecting me to wear is totally disgusting, and if you can give me a good reason why I should put on this....then I won't. Since when does the employer get to choose their ring announcers clothes?

Cena: "Since I became the boss and since you gambled and lost to me once more... now either wear what I tell you or pay the price for disobeying me."

.::Amy Jericho::.-...I'm sorry "boss"...I do have the right to question the need to put me in this. You are my employer, not my slave driver, or my pimp. So, why must I wear this? I'm not disobeying anything, I'm just asking for a reason.

Cena: "Because this week, your job is completely in my hands... as per the agreement we made for Last Stand... and if you don't like it it's tough really. Part of the job description for this week is that you wear the "uniform" i provide... so unless you really want to find yourself fighting to keep a roof over your baby's head... i think you should take it."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Geez, you know, maybe you should calm down a little bit. I have no problem with the job. But no ring announcer would have to wear this that I know of. So, I can just ask Howard what's the standard. He'll probably tell me that while ring announcers do need to look decent, this does not fit under that category, at least no ring announcer that comes to mind. So unless you have a reason for me to wear this, then you go right ahead and sue. You'll lose, because you wouldn't give me a reason. Then once you lose, I'll counter sue for sexual harassment, and we'll see who's family doesn't have a roof over it when it's over with.

Cena: "Poor Amy.. doesn't realise what she signed.... the contract says you'll do ANY job set out by me this week.... and this is the job i'm giving you... turn it down and face breach of contract... nobody is going to be able to get you off that charge Amy.... and you know it."

.::Amy Jericho::.-No...I'm aware, all I'm asking is WHAT job makes me have to wear this. That's all I'm asking, if you won't get so defensive, you would realize I'm just asking what job makes me have to wear this, because it's certainly not a ring announcer in wrestling.

Cena: "Ever watch boxing Amy.... maybe that will give you an idea of the kind of job that would require this... lets just say I mixed it with the ring announcer job to make a much better alternative."

(Amy rolls her eyes, and she realizes she is stuck. So she had to do what Cena said.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-See...that wasn't so hard. That's all you needed to do in the first place…..however, doesn't make this any less disgusting..

Cena: "Disgusting for you... but disgustingly brilliant for me. Have fun out there Amy.."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Whatever...enjoy it while you can...

(Amy goes to leave once again, however, Cena was not going to let her go just yet.)

Cena: "Hang on Amy... I have a changing screen for you set up in here.. I think it's only fair for me to be the first to see you in this "uniform"... don't you agree?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-No...I don't...

Cena: "Amy... your under my controll this week.. so you WILL get changed here and I will be the first to see you."

(Amy puts her head down, however, she knew that she had no choice. She walks behind the screen. We can see her shadow taking off her clothes, however, you could see that she's not happy as she see's what she has to wear. After a while, it would seem that Amy has gotten done getting dressed. However, the shadow isn't moving, we can see that she's very ashamed on what she is wearing.)

Cena: "Anything wrong Amy... you must like what you see.. I know I will..."

(You can see Amy's head has tilted to the ceiling.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Cena, please don't make me wear this....

Cena: "Amy... come out of there right now or i'll have to report you failed to complete the job I assigned you!"

(You can tell from Amy's shadow that she's still ashamed, but she has no choice but to walk out. What she walks out in...wasn't much. It was a pink, micro-string bikini. She had no problem wearing bikini's in front of millions and millions of people. However, this one made her more ashamed than anything, knowing that she had to wear it all night. It had to be the smallest bikini she had ever wore. It barely covered the things that it should. She did not even want to look up to Cena, and see the next perverted thing he would do or say.)

Cena: "Amy... thats got to be the best i've ever seen you look... whats the matter? Don't you like it?"

(Amy looks angry, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-...WHAT DO YOU THINK?!...I'm damn near butt naked, and I gotta do this job in front of a crowd like this...

Cena: "If you'd rather be naked I won't object Amy... that's one way you can break the rules if you want!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-No....I just meant this is next to it.

(She was clearly embarrassed, she wasn't totally shy. But, she was to a point. It had shown everytime she was stripped, and it now showed more visible now, as she turns a little red, embarrassed having this lack of clothing.

Cena: "Are you blushing Amy? Why be embaressed... you look good!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-To you! You aren't in my shoes, this will never be me, and regardless of how hard you try. It'll never be me, and I won't give you the satisfaction to make me into this, so enjoy it while you can...

Cena: "This is your job though isn't it Amy.. it's all female wrestlers are good for anyway. So enjoy your job... I know everyone else will.

.::Amy Jericho::.-You're a sexist pig, you know that right? Didn't your father ever teach you that you should respect women? Or was he too busy talking on the phone to Chavo's Dad about how "classic" they were.

Cena: "Well... no he didn't... but speaking of Classics... it is kind of classic to punish you for losing clothing... which I do believe happened again not so long ago... did it not?"

(Amy rolls her eyes, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah...that was cute..send the crazy bitch who think's she's my sister to strip me. You have no idea how long it took to get that magic marker off my stomach. However, I certainly hope you don't think you have a right to do anything to me....we had a deal...after all.

Cena: "Oh of course... but I didn't send Becky after you Amy... I had nothing to do with it.. and therefore you are still punishable for it."

.::Amy Jericho::.-I think your lying, and since you're lying, I don't have to do anything.

Cena: "Am i? Where's the proof Amy... your sister may have known you'd be punished.. but I never ASKED her to do anything."

(Amy shakes her head, she realized that she couldn't prove it now. However, if she went with it, it would be possible to maybe get a loop out of this whole thing. So she decided to humor Cena to see what it was.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-....what do I have to do now?

Cena: "Oh it's nothing major Amy... I just want to take a blood sample.... quick and simple and then its all over."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Blood sample....*she remembers something*...and what's this for...

Cena: "Does it have to be for anything? It's a punishment Amy... I don't have to justify myself to you."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Shouldn't I at least know what it's for? I can't do anything about it, however, the fact that you want it...means that my blood is somehow important...

Cena: "Just a drugs test Amy... it's normally routine... so this is a VERY leniant punishment."

(Amy shakes her head.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I don't know if I believe you, however, you're right...considering what you could do. It could be worst, I have nothing to hide, considering the way you live...I think you should get a drug test.

Cena: "And what would that prove Amy? I don't do anything like that... what would be the point when I have such a perfect life anyway.... even more so since I ditched your best friend. I got a trainer waiting to collect it though.. i'm sure it'll be quick and painless... unfortunately"

.::Amy Jericho::.-What would it prove? That you have too much blood, in your alcohol stream...that's all. I mean, yes, I don't hold my alcohol well. It's a Dumas trait, however, even in my worst days...I never drank daily like you do. Anyways...why can't I just get it to you when I had the blood drawn by someone I trust?

Cena: "Because whos to say its really yours... unless I witness it. Besides... it's not like i'm asking to do it personally am I... it's this guys JOB to do it...."

(Amy looks concerned, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-This is the EMF trainer, correct? I'm sorry if I'm a bit worried, but I want to trust this guy if he's sent by my worst enemy to stick a needle in my body...

Cena: "Well he was last time I checked... as I said.. he's a profesional... unless you rather I do it..."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well...as long as it's one of them. Then I can trust them enough, I trust you as much as I can throw you. So whatever, get it over with...

(Cena walks over to the door and opens it. He motions to someone who was seemingly waiting for him. In walks the EMF trainer with the necesary equipment.)

Cena: "Make sure you get enough... we need the results to be crystal clear...."

(Amy sits in a seat, a bit nervous at the fact that a few more people are seeing her in this extremely skimpy bikini. But she doesn't say anything about that, because it's just the trainer. Amy asks a few quesyions, the trainer shows the needle is completely new, and that nothing bad will happen to Amy. Amy takes a deep breath, knowing that she can trust the trainer. She knew him for a long time, and would never let anything bad happen. Plus, he had to draw blood from her before. So Amy nods that she's ready, the trainer ties something around Amy's arm. Searches for a vein, rubs alcohol on the place he decides that it's the best to get the blood from. He places the needle through Amy's skin, Amy looks a bit uncomfortable...but nothing too bad as the trainer starts to take the blood. Finally, it's done, and he takes the needle from out of her skin. He places a cotton ball, taped on to her upper arm to stop any bleeding. Amy gets up, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-So, are we done?

Cena: "Yea... and I have to say... that's definately the hottest anyones ever looked getting blood taken. Enjoy tonight Amy.... and i'll be seeing a lot of you i'm sure!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-What? Do you get off on the fact I was in somewhat pain, or something?

Cena: "No... just what your wearing does it for me."

(Amy shakes her head, and stands up, and goes to the door.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I'm just going to go. But all this talk about blood reminds me of something...Legacy of Blood. You know...it would seem that I needed to give Scott Kincaid more to be on my team at LS. He wanted a match against you, so sure hope it's not short notice *sarcasm alert explodes*, but you'll be facing him at Legacy of Blood. Hope he beats the hell out of you...

Cena: "Kincaid... please... is that the best you can do. Bring it on Amy... buy my question is simple. Why give Kincaid a match with me... why not your husband.. I mean i'm sure he's DYING to face me.... oh... wait.... yea... I remember now... never mind. Fine.. it's Kincaid's funeral if he wants to take me on.... but i'll pretend to worry about that nearer the time... for now i'll enjoy your clothing... or lack of it. You know... if that thing was just a tiny bit smaller... i'd have a full view of what I was chopping at Last Stand...."

.::Amy Jericho::.-EEERRR...maybe one day you'll realize that you aren't suppose to hit a girl's breasts. Much less say that to a girl, or the only one dying...would be you...

Cena: "Well Amy... we all have to die somehow... and believe me... if I could pick... dying chopping your breasts would certainly top my list."

(Amy gets an angry look, and just decides to leave. She can't take this harassment anymore. We fade away as John Cena gets on a cell phone, and starts to call someone. We fade in a current shot as Amy Jericho is in the ring in her bikini. She looks extremely uncomfortable in it, has backed her way near a corner as almost as some sort of cover. She shakes it off and starts her job for this week.)

("Walk Idiot, Walk" blasts on the PA system as Christy Hemme walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring. Amy backs into a corner, with Hemme around. Amy doesn't look like she trusts Hemme around her not to embarrass her. She keeps her back to the turnbuckle. Hemme mocks her, Amy tries to ignore her. However, you can tell that it's somewhat getting to her, due to the embarrassment of what she has been forced to wear while doing this job. But she shakes it off, and continues her job a bit shakily.)

JR-We haven't seen haven't seen Hemme, I'm sure that she's enjoying her arch-rival Amy's situations.

King-Ever since her time at ______'s school….what the…why can't I say _______

Kris Gaffney-I don't know why you can't say _________.....now where are my_____ magazines...crap can't say that either

(King hands Gaffney some _______ magazines, (note: fill in the blank, lol, if anyone knows where this comes from. Was I the only one that would turn that part into something wrong?)

("Halo" blasts on the PA system as Torrie Wilson makes her way down the isle, she blows a few kisses to the fans. She stops, because out of the corner of her eye, she notices Amy. Who is still standing in the ring, looking very uncomfortable. Torrie kind of looks shocked at this, and disgusted at what she's been forced to wear while doing a the job this week. However, Torrie for now stays quite, as she continues in the ring and does her in ring taunts.)

JR-Torrie doesn’t seem too happy on what Cena is making the Vice President do this week.

King-I think she should be our official announcer…

Kris Gaffney-Doubt Finkle would be happy.

[Torrie Wilson and Christy Hemme meet in the middle of the ring, they look like their talking trash. Christy Hemme hits a slap to the face, Torrie Wilson turns away. Christy Hemme charges at Torrie. Torrie Wilson counters by side stepping Christy and throws her to the outside. Torrie measures up, and hits a baseball slide through the botton ropes and Torrie goes to the outside, and hits a few stomps on the downed Christy Hemme. Torrie Wilson puts Christy Hemme into the ring, and rolls into the ring as well. Christy gets to her feet, and gets knocked down with a running forearm by Torrie Wilson. Christy Hemme stumbles up to her feet, and gets knocked down with a standing drop kick by Torrie Wilson. Christy Hemme is in the corner, and Torrie Wilson hits a few kicks into the gut and whips Christy Hemme to the opposite side of the ring, Torrie Wilson follows Christy Hemme into the corner. As Hemme crashes into the corner, Torrie Wilson hits a clothesline on Christy Hemme. Torrie Wilson backs off, and Christy Hemme stumbles out of the corner stunned. Torrie Wilson kicks Christy Hemme in the gut, doubling her over. Torrie Wilson runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes and hits a swinging neck breaker. Torrie Wilson goes into the cover, and gets a 1………………..2…………kick out by Christy Hemme. Torrie Wilson picks up Christy Hemme, and hits a body slam on Christy. Torrie Wilson goes to the corner nearest to Christy, and pulls herself on the second turnbuckle. Torrie measures up Christy Hemme, and goes for a elbow drop from the second rope, but Christy Hemme moves out of the way at the last second. Which makes Torrie Wilson crash into the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat.]

JR-Hemme was just able to move out of the way in time.

King-Hemme was probably in fear of her life.

Kris Gaffney-I would have been too.

[Both wrestlers are down on the mat, Christy Hemme and Torrie Wilson are able to get to their feet at the same time. Torrie Wilson throws fists to the face of Christy Hemme, it looks like Torrie might regain the momentum. However, Christy Hemme hits an eye poke by Christy Hemme. Torrie Wilson stumbles back blinded, and Christy Hemme hits a few forearm shots to the face, and Christy Hemme tries to whip Torrie, and does. Torrie bounces off of the ropes, and Christy Hemme goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and Torrie continues to the other side of the ring and comes off of the ropes. Christy Hemme hits a one woman flap jack and Christy Hemme goes for the cover, and she gets a 1………………..2…………kick out by Torrie Wilson. Christy Hemme decides to work on the leg. She takes Torrie Wilson's leg and hits a few elbows into the leg, and brings it over to the ropes. Christy Hemme spring boards off of the second rope and comes crashing down on the leg of Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson is in pain, and Hemme puts Torrie Wilson's leg on the bottom rope once again, to do it one more time. Hemme puts the leg in place in the middle of the ring, and does a spinning toe hold drop. TOrrie Wilson screams in pain, Christy Hemme then sets up, and locks on a figure four leg lock on Torrie Wilson in the middle of the ring. The ref asks Torrie if she wants to give it up. Torrie refuses, however, she is in so much pain that she forgets where her shoulders are on the mat, and the ref starts to count 1…………………2…………..Torrie lifts her shoulders up just before the 3.]

JR-Almost three.

King-hhhhmmmm, since there is no _______, does that mean Hemme is mocking Amy for no reason?

Kris Gaffney-We need to figure out who stole _______, his family won't be happy.

Seifer-Yes…and it was undeniable proof that she totally owned you losers

Chris Nowinski-His mind is a million and ONE years OLLLLLLLLD!

[Christy gets up and waits for Torrie Wilson to get up, Christy Hemme kicks Torrie Wilson in the gut and sets up Torrie Wilson in the gut. She goes for the Twist of Fate, However Torrie Wilson spins out of it and hits a full nelson slam and goes into the cover. She gets a 1…………….2……………3]

(The EMF tron lights up with a tape taken earlier in the week. We open up in a hospital setting, however, it's not too unfamiliar to fans of the Extreme Measures Federation. We have seen this hospital visited now and then by John Cena. The camera focuses on the door, as it opens as Amy Jericho steps into the waiting area. Takes a breath, since a few months ago, she had something that was weighing on her conscious. This thing was Trish Stratus' injury. Even though Trish was hardly nice to her in the time she was in the EMF. Amy had felt guilty, there was always a part of her that felt bad for Trish's mis-fortunte's. She had always been mis-led by John Cena. But since she was a mother, she also had a bond with her. She felt horrible with her part in the accident that left her in a hospital bed, unable to move. Since then, she had remained in contact with her, and tried to visit her. However, John Cena had not made that easy. It had been hard to learn the exact address...and for some reason..Trish wasn't sure, as she never had asked (and she was brought there without being aware of where she was brought.(note: A bit out there, but that's the best I have, so BLAH!) She had to research it a little bit, and finally she was able to find out what hospital Trish was in. We focus away from Amy, she is wearing her usual punk rockish skirt, with fish net stockings. She is also wearing a nice t-shirt. She checks in at the hospital at the desk in the waiting room. It was visiting hours, so it was ok. She then decides to ask one question.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Excuse me, do you know which way room 16 is?

(The receptionist points in the direction, and Amy nods. She walks down the hall, until she gets to the door she was looking for. However, what she see's is not what she expected. What she saw was a nurse cleaning the room, the bed that had contained Trish Stratus....now empty. Amy now has wide eyes, as she holds the stuff that she had brought for Trish. She did not know what to think, she then finally collects her thoughts, and decides to go up to the nurse, and ask her the question that had gone through her mind, as she stood there frozen.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hello? *she gets the nurse's attention* Trish Stratus was suppose to be here, but she's not...why?

(Amy was reading the expression of the nurse. She knew that Trish's well being was not in question, other than she could not walk most likely. However, she was feeling horrible enough to worry about Trish, no matter what she told herself.)

.::Nurse::.-Well...the woman that was here...was seemly paralyzed (sp?), however...her condition was not as bad as previously thought. She had improved enough to leave, however...we were told not to say anymore than that.

(Amy gets a re-leaved smile, she did not know how well Trish was. But she had hope for her now, however, she would not totally feel better about it until she saw Trish in person, and apologize for her part in the whole thing. Amy walks away, as we fade away, back into the ring.)

("Freddy's chant" blasts on the PA system as the lights turn off, and the lights turn back on and Freddy's in the ring. No attention is being paid towards Amy this time)

JR-Freddy made a successful televised return against Gambler.

King-Eeerrr, although, he didn't exactly dominate.

Kris Gaffney-I'm guessing that later, you'll say "a wins, a win!"

("X-Treme" blasts on the PA system as Jeff Hardy walks to the ring doing his usual entrance.)

JR-Last week Jeff Hardy could have capitalized on momentum, however, no luck.

King-Wow, someone not capitalizing, surprise

[Freddy Krueger and Jeff Hardy pace around the ring, and they lock up. Jeff Hardy puts Freddy in a hammer lock. Jeff Hardy puts on pressure, Freddy Krueger hits a back elbow to the face. Jeff Hardy stumbles back, Freddy Krueger hits a few fists to the face. Jeff Hardy stumbles back, and then Freddy whips Jeff Hardy off of the ropes, and Jeff comes off of the ropes. Freddy lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop on Jeff Hardy and he comes crashing down on the mat. Jeff Hardy stumbles up to his feet, and then Jeff Hardy hits a clothesline on Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy goes down to the mat, and stumbles up and is dazed. He Freddy kicks Jeff Hardy in the gut and hits a gut wrench suplex on Jeff Hardy. Being that he's having a little too much fun, he starts to choke Jeff Hardy and the ref gets to 4 before Freddy Krueger lets go of the hold. It looks like that Freddy Krueger is not going to just pin Jeff. Freddy Krueger hits a few stomps on the downed Jeff Hardy who tries to get to his feet, with the help of the ropes. Freddy Krueger pushes down on Jeff and starts to choke him with the ropes, and this time breaking on 3, not wanting to risk a DQ. Jeff is now on his feet, Freddy Krueger takes Jeff Hardy and puts his face on the top rope and drags it top rope. Then throws Jeff in the corner, Freddy Krueger hits a few stomps in the gut. He whips Jeff Hardy into the opposite side corner, and Freddy Krueger runs with Jeff as he crashes into the corner Freddy hits a clothesline into the corner as well. Freddy Krueger laughs and waits as Jeff Hardy stumbles out of the corner. Freddy lifts Jeff up, and sits him on the top turnbuckle, and sets him up and hits a release germen suplex (he doesn't respect the code!). He goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………….2…………kick out by Jeff. Freddy does not seem like he believes that he did not get three there.]

JR-Almost three!

King-hhhhmmm, you would think Freddy would be happy it's not over.

Kris Gaffney-Well…whatever Freddy says, right?

[Freddy Krueger pulls up Jeff Hardy, and whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Jeff Hardy counters with a sleeper slam on Freddy Krueger and both wrestlers are down on the mat. Freddy Krueger and Jeff Hardy make it to their feet, Freddy goes for a fist. But it's ducked under, and Freddy turns around and gets hit with a sit down jaw breaker. Freddy stumbles back, and Jeff Hardy hits a few fists to the face of Freddy Krueger. Jeff Hardy tries to whip Feddy to the ropes, but it's reversed, Jeff Hardy comes off of the ropes and Jeff hits a clothesline on Freddy, Freddy comes up and Jeff Hardy hits a fist to Freddy. Freddy stumbles up dazed, and Jeff Hardy takes down Freddy Krueger with a double leg take down and hits a double legged drop into the stomach, Jeff Hardy goes into the cover and gets a 1…………….2………….kick out. Freddy Krueger stumbles up, and in the corner. Jeff hits a few kicks into the gut, and tries to whip Freddy to the other side of the ring. But it's reversed by Freddy Krueger, Jeff Hardy goes to the ropes and walks up the turnbuckle and hits a whisper in the wind on Freddy Krueger. Jeff Hardy gets up, and then calls for the Twist of Fate.]

JR-Looks like Jeff is going for the finish!

King- Seems so..

Kris Gaffney-I can't believe this was what I was "too busy with"…

[Jeff goes for a the Twist of Fate, but Freddy pushes Jeff into the corner and Freddy pushes Jeff off. Jeff goes to the ring post shoulder first, the lights turn off and come back on with Freddy holding test results that prove he's Vince McMahon's son. Jeff runs up in the turnbuckle in fear, and Freddy hits the Final Nightmare, he goes into the cover and gets a 1…………………..2………………3]

(Amy stays in her seat and announces, as a cage has been lowered around the ring. "Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, he steps into the ring.)

King-Awww…Amy can't go into the ring with the cage…

Kris Gaffney-Figures…damn cage, ruins everything

JR-Anyways, Rad was beaten last match…with some help.

("Kavaros theme" blasts on the PA system as Kavaros walks to the cage, and steps inside waiting for the bell to ring.)

King-You know…Kavaros was suppose to be here for another interview…wonder what happened….

Kris Gaffney-No clue…..CHECK YOUR GRAPHIC CARD!!

JR-…………

[Kavaros and Rad Hazard look around the structure around them as they pace around the ring, and they meet in the center of the ring and then they start to hammer away at each other. Rad Hazard angry at the tactics by Kavaros last week hammer away at Kavaros, and gets the advantage. Rad Hazard tries to whip Kavaros to the ropes, but it's reversed by Kavaros. Rad Hazard goes off of the ropes, and Kavaros goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and Rad Hazard turns around gets hit with a standing drop kick. Kavaros goes down to the mat, and gets up to his feet stunned. Rad Hazard hits a fist to the face, and he goes down again. Rad Hazard helps up Kavaros, and Rad Hazard throws Kavaros into the steel cage. Kavaros bounces off of the steel, and stumbles backwards to where Rad Hazard is waiting and Rad Hazard hits a clothesline into the back of the head of Kavaros. Kavaros goes down to the mat, and Rad Hazard hits a few stomps on the downed Kavaros, and follows it up with a elbow drop the back of Kavaros. Kavaros stumbles up to his feet, Rad Hazard pushes Kavaros into the corner, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Kavaros. Rad Hazard takes Kavaros out of the corner and tries to whip him to the ropes. However, it's reversed, and Rad Hazard goes to the ropes and comes off of the ropes. Kavaros lowers his head, and goes for a back body drop. However, it's countered with a kick into the face and Kavaros stumbles around stunned. Rad Hazard kicks Kavaros in the gut and then sets him up in power bomb position, and lifts up Kavaros and charges into the cage, and smashes him into the cage side back first. Kavaros falls to the mat, and Rad Hazard waits as Kavaros is trying to get to his feet, Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes, and Rad Hazard goes for a back body drop. However, it's countered with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat.]

JR-That might have been a counter out of desperation.

King-If that was out of desperation, I would hate to see when he's not desperate.

Kris Gaffney-I don't know about that, he seems already desperate…the most desperate man in the EMF.

Christian-Don't be too sure about that…

[Both wrestlers are down and are fighting up to their feet. Kavaros is getting up to his feet. Rad Hazard charges at Kavaros, however, Kavaros is able to counter the move with a flap jack into the steel cage. Rad Hazard bounces off of it, Rad Hazard stumbles around. Rad Hazard gets grabbed by the hair by Kavaros, and gets thrown into the ring post. Rad Hazard is in pain and Kavaros is able to get up as Rad Hazard pulls himself out of the corner. He stumbles backwards to where Kavaros is, Kavaros hooks Rad Hazard from behind and hits a sling shot reverse vertical suplex. Rad Hazard is on his knee's after the impact, and Kavaros runs to the ropes and comes off of the ropes and hits a low drop kick on Rad Hazard. Kavaros decides rather to pin Rad, he decides to try to climb over the top of the cage. Kavaros starts to climb up to the top rope, however, Rad Hazard starts to run towards him, so Kavaros turns around as Rad meets him on the top rope. Rad Hazard throws a fist that lands, but the second one is blocked and returned with a few fists by Kavaros. Finally Rad Hazard falls down to the mat, and instead of going over the top rope Kavaros decides to take a chance leaps off of the top rope and nails a top rope splash on Rad Hazard. This brings Kavaros into the cover, and he gets a 1…………………2………..kick out by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard gets hit with a few stomps by Kavaros, Rad Hazard crawls to the ropes, and Kavaros pushes down on his back. Thus choking him with the ring rope, the ref counts to 4 and finally Kavaros breaks up the choke hold.]

JR-Kavaros is in control.

King-Maybe he has a clue on who Rad is now?

Kris Gaffney-Meh…who really knows who Rad is, huh?

[Kavaros runs and tries to come down on Rad Hazard's back, but Rad moves out of the way and Kavaros is in pain. He stumbles out of the ropes, and Rad Hazard goes for the realization, however, Kavaros fights out of it. He then hits a DDT, and Kavaros decides to go over the top of the cage. He starts to climb, but as he is on the top rope, he notices that he was grabbed by the ankle. Rad Hazard is climbing up to the top rope to meet Kavaros. Rad Hazard is on the top rope with Kavaros, they start to trade punches. It looks like Rad Hazard has Kavaros shaken, and he's about to fall out. However, Kavaros hits a low blow. Rad Hazard is in pain, and falls on the ropes, and gets tied up in the ropes. Kavaros climbs over the top and drops to the floor for the win.]

JR-Regardless if this is a steel cage, those tactics could be considered desperate.

King-Wins a win

Kris Gaffney-I wish I could have done that in the IBA….but you have to be an owner to cheat *sigh*.

("Death's theme" blasts on the PA system as Death walks to the ring along with Charlie Manson.)

JR-This superstar came into the EMF, and has gotten increasely…weirder.

King-That's for sure, hope he isn't getting tips from his friend there.

Kris Gaffney-Well, makes more sense that he teamed up with John Morrison a week ago…

("Hasher's theme" blasts on the PA system as Eric Hasher walks to the ring, and steps into the ring.)

JR-We didn't expect Hasher to even get a look at a Extreme title shot now, however, Death allowed him to possibly get in on his.

King-I wouldn't have…but oh well, take what you can get, right?

Kris Gaffney-yeah.

[Death and Eric Hasher lock up, Death pushes Eric Hasher back and into the corner. Before the ref asks for a break up, Death hits a knee into the gut. Death then backs off himself, and hits a fist to the face. He whips Eric Hasher into the ropes, and Eric Hasher goes to the ropes. But Eric Hasher is able to hook on to the ropes, Death runs at Eric Hasher and Hasher is able to counter with a back body drop. Death grabs Eric Hasher's head and hits a reverse hang man and this sends Eric Hasher down, face first on to the mat. Death uses the ropes to spring boards over the top rope, and Death comes across the back of the head of Eric Hasher with a leg drop. He goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………….2…….kick out by Eric Hasher. Death hits a few stomps on the downed Eric Hasher, Eric Hasher tries to get up to his feet, and does Death tries to whip Eric Hasher to the ropes, but it's reversed. Death bounces off of the ropes, and comes off the ropes. Eric Hasher goes for a hip toss, but Death is able to counter it with a back slide attempt. But Hasher with all his strength fights it, however, it's a bit much as Eric Hasher is able to counter by rolling off Death's back. Hasher kicks Death in the gut and doubles over Death. Death, Eric Hasher puts hit leg over the head of Death. But Death gets up, and Hasher does a back flip in the air and lands on his feet and this leds to Death kicking Eric Hasher in the gut and hits a Russian leg sweep into the cover. Death gets a 1…………….2…………kcik out by Eric Hasher. Death pulls Eric Hasher up, and hits a few forearm shots to the face. Hasher stumbles into the corner, and Death tries to whip Eric Hasher to the corner, but it's reversed and Death goes into the corner. Eric Hasher runs into the corner, and Death gets his boot up to his face. Eric Hasher goes down to the mat and Death slides to the outside and grabs Eric's legs.]

Kris Gaffney-Well…guess we know there won't be little Hasher's around.

King-That means Marc gets all the girl's….lousy….pimp…saves none for King…

JR-Regardless, this match could take a turn for the worst for Hasher

[Death is yank Hasher to the post, but Hasher is able to counter and Hasher is able to power his legs and smashes him into the post face first. Death smashes into the post and goes down. With this opening, Hasher is able to rest a little bit. Death starts to get up on the outside, as does Hasher on the inside. Eric Hasher goes to the ropes, and sling shots himself over the top rope and nails him with a corkscrew cross body block on Death. Both wrestler are down on the mat, and Eric Hasher seems still a bit beat up. But he's the first one to his feet. He goes towards Death, but Death is able to gain the advantage by rising up and hits a knee into the gut. Death tries to whip Eric Hasher into the steps, but it's reversed and Death goes shoulder first into the steps. Death is in pain, and Hasher is able to get some more rest. Eric Hasher hits a chair shot on Death. Death is stunned. Eric Hasher rolls him into the ring, and jumps on the apron and waits for Death to get up, Death stumbles up to his feet. Then Eric Hasher hits a spring board drop kick on Death. Eric Hasher goes into the cover, and gets a 1……..2……..KICK OUT by Death. Eric Hasher hits a few stomps on the downed Eric Hasher, and Death gets up to his feet and Eric Hasher tries to whip Death. Eric Hasher runs to the ropes, and Death goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, Death runs to the ropes and comes off. Eric Hasher hits a leg lariat on Death.]

JR-Eric Hasher should take advantage of this momentum, Death is not someone you get on the ropes often.

King-Things are never easy, are they?

Kris Gaffney-No, if they were, I would have won a IBA championship or two before I retired. It must be Shawn Bradley's fault!

Shawn Bradley-….you rang?!

[Death stumbles up to his feet, Eric Hasher whips Death to the ropes. However, Death bounces off of the ropes, but Death grabs the ropes, and then hits a running clothesline on Hasher. Hasher goes down to the mat, and gets up, he gets knocked down again with another running clothesline. Hasher stumbles up to his feet, and Eric Hasher gets kicked in the gut and Hasher sets up, and hits a fisherman's suplex with a bridge. Death gets a 1……………….2……………kick out. Death ask for a better count, but ignores it. Death tries to whip Eric Hasher to the ropes, but it's reversed and Death bounces off of the ropes. Eric Hasher lowers his head, and does a sunset flip. Hasher is falling over, and is trying to gather his balance. Death is fighting with Hasher, Hasher is able to hook Death a surprise pin, and he gets the 1……………..2…………..3]

JR-Death was surprised by Hasher!

King-Well, that's not good…

(Eric Hasher gets out of the ring, before Death can attack, as Shockwave goes off the air.)

(OOC-Staff decision, while both were written well. It was just felt between both of us that Marc's RP had the edge on this occassion.)