(Shockwave starts with a video of the wWo)

Raptor: OH MY GOD! *He looks around, to see if anyone is stalking him*

Toby: Ugh… that’s creepy… Send a message saying “Stay away or I’ll get a restraining order” *takes out his “Wasabi” lunchbox and starts sucking on a Wasabipop*

[The scene fades back to the arena, as Wes’ theme blasts through the arena, and out from behind the curtain comes the former BWO member himself. He waves to the fans, as they cheer him out of the arena]

JR: And it must be tough on poor Wes, he lost a daughter recently… Our condolences go out to his family…

King: Don’t forget Jarred! Condolences there as well…

[Homeboy’s theme plays as the king of cool, Homeboy, walks out from behind the curtain. He walks down to the ring, salutes the fans, and the bell rings. Homeboy and Wes start circling each other. And they grapple. Wes turns the grapple into a headlock, but homeboy pushes Wes into the Irish whip. Homeboy goes for the clothesline, but Wes ducks, goes behind, and turns around. He stands there and smiles at Homeboy]

JR: Well, Wes is the more experienced of the two and I think he might be showing off.

King: It aint braggin, Mr Focker, if you back it up!

[Homeboy takes offence and charges at Wes, who just jumps out of the way. Homeboy turns around and tries to hit Wes again, but Wes dodges. Wes punches a few times, then grabs Homeboy’s wrist and Irish whips him… Big back body drop on Homeboy… and a couple of stomps to the gut. Homeboy gets up, and goes to punch Wes, but Wes blocks it and hits a massive uppercut, throwing Homeboy to the ground again… Wes turns to salute the fans, and Homeboy takes advantage and kicks Wes square in the ass. Wes falls over, and Homeboy jumps on his back, putting him in a choke hold… Wes drops on his back, squishing Homeboy… Homeboy jumps up and starts smashing Wes in the fast with some violent fists… Homeboy grabs Wes by the hand and Irish whips him, and hits him with a massive spine buster, and Wes yelps with pain. He lays on the ground, screaming, as Homeboy jumps up on the top rope… Wes stands up, and homeboy looks reluctant… But he gets pushed off the turnbuckle! Wes takes homeboy by the hair, and hits him with his finisher. Homeboy falls to the ground, limp, and Wes goes for the cover… But as he does, he looks a little astonished at who pushed homeboy off the turnbuckle… It’s Jarred! 1… 2… 3!!!

JR: Wes has a contract!!!!!!

King: OH no… Does this mean Ashlee is coming back too??? *Gets a vomit bucket ready*

[Jarred hops in the ring and Wes gets face to face with him… They stare each other down… as Wes smiles, and nods his head in approval… Jarred and Wes shake hands, and go backstage, as the Titantron lights up with Wasabi, holding his mobile phone… He is watching Shockwave, and he sees himself… He pushes a button on the phone, as the screen shows “wWo holiday” again. Hobo’s mobile beeps…]

Hobo: Not another message!!!

Raptor: Ugh, tell Lora to go away! Hobo: It says… You forgot Wasabi!!! You forgot me! Wasabi!!!

Toby: Shit! I knew that’s what I forgot. Wasabi! Damn it! *He pulls out some sushi, and rummages through it* Yep. No Wasabi here guys. We’ll have to go buy some….

[The scene fades back to Wasabi, who just saw that on TV]

Wasabi: GODDAMN IT!

"Iron Man" blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike walks to the ring

King-Thanks for trying to get rid of the nWo Prez Mike

JR-Well King should be interesting what the owner of this federation has to say

(lol I did this in a few minutes, so yeah it's going to be shitty, but hopefully it gives you the idea that he is saying that the problems of the EMF must be remove blah blah blah)

Prez Mike-Since I just came back from living in Iraq and regaining my sanity. I will try to keep this short and sweet. Now I'm not sure of how it happen or when it happen or even how long it's been planned. I leave for a small amount of time and the EMF has already gone to hell. I knew something was up as soon as Jericho and Boycott's names were mentioned within the Other World. They both have records of helping kill feds, I warned the EMF about this before the Other World even dared to step foot here in the Extreme Measures Federation. In fact I probably could have done something about it. But it seemed that a certain group couldn't keep it's hatred for another certain group down. So what they do, they shipped me in a box to gain control and get rid of bWo. Now I'm not angry, hell I know all you people were getting sick of the bWo anyways. But it was in this time that I was told was when the New World Order took rightful control due to the fact they had the highest ranking EMF official in their stable.(crowd boo's as Prez Mike paces around the ring and then begins to speak again) But that's all about to change, because the balance of power has just shifted, I now once again regain my status as the highest ranking official in the Extreme Measures Federation. But in no way does that mean that this New World Order invasion is over. No...not by a long shot, you see I've seen the nWo in action before and whether they have the power to do so or not. They will never stop until their goal is accomplished. Just because I'm back doesn't mean that this hell that the nWo has created is over. If I could just show up all of a sudden and all the EMF problems would just disappear and everything would be cool again. Do you think that Lance Sologub would have been able to show his face. Do you think Big Mastadon would have had a extended career here in the Extreme Measures Federation. So I won't lie to anyone in the back, this is going to be a war. It's going to be something that never in EMF history has ever been seen. To win it, will take a great effort from everyone. But that's the price you will have to pay if you want your EMF back. What will I do....well mark my words on this. For everything that is and was great in the Extreme Measures Federation, I will make this all right. As you all know by now that the EMF has....well in Vince McMahon's words a "lethal dose of poison". But now that I'm back, we start now to remove that poison from the EMF system and bring back the EMF to it's normal state.

(Prez Mike drops the microphone and walks to the back as the EMF goes to commerial)

Raptor: Heya Mikey, welcome back! We missed you heaps!

Mike: Yeah, thanks… But, eh… Never send me away again.

Raptor: Yeah… Sorry aboot that… Listen, we’ll be back soon too, don’t worry. But listen man, I’m sitting here, watching Wasabi’s match against Firestorm, and I STILL can’t figure out what we forgot…

Mike: Well, it’s pretty obvious. You forgo-

Raptor: OOH!!! That was a nasty move… Hey, congratulate Wasabi on his win for me, will you? But seriously… I know we forgot something… Damn it… Hobo has no clue either…

Mike: Umm… Sure… Hobo? Can I talk to Hobo?

Raptor: Uh, yeah, sure. Here *passes the phone to Hobo*

Hobo: Hello?

Mike: WAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hobo: WAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Hows it hanging Mikey?

Mike: Umm… No comment. But hey, I’ve missed your rich/poor antics…

Hobo: I missed your non-corruptness. Hey, listen, Mikey. Can you do me a favor? Can you go into the wWo locker room, and look around, see if we forgot anything?

Mike: Well, I would, but I think Wasabi is getting changed in there…

Hobo: Oh well, when he’s finished… Aanyway, I’ll let you go, I’m sure you’re busy. Seeya.

Mike: Ok… Bye… I’ll say hi to Wasabi for you.

Hobo hangs up, smiles, and then, all of a sudden, gets a huge look of realization on his face…

Hobo: Wasabi? Oh… Shiz….

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Wasabi!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Wasabi comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Firestorm!!!

[Firestorm walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Firestorm gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Wasabi. Firestorm executes a pumphandle suplex on Wasabi. (ring, ring, ring) Firestorm gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. Wasabi stomps Firestorm's head. Firestorm moves back to his feet. Wasabi uppercuts Firestorm. Wasabi rakes the face of Firestorm in attempt to make a come back. Firestorm executes the front-layout suplex on Wasabi. ]

King - That front-layout suplex was very good.

[Firestorm measures Wasabi up and drops a closed fist. Firestorm knees Wasabi and rolls back to his feet. Wasabi gets up. Firestorm puts Wasabi on the top rope and executes a superplex. Firestorm climbs to his feet. Wasabi is back on his feet. Wasabi nails Firestorm with a double underhook suplex. Wasabi applies an arm wrench to Firestorm. Firestorm gets hit with the shooting star press from Wasabi. The ref starts the count. ...1 Firestorm kicks out. Firestorm gets back to his feet. Firestorm punches Wasabi in the head. Wasabi pins Firestorm against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Wasabi gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Firestorm. ]

King - Wasabi executes a jumping neck snap.

[Wasabi with a powerful choke lift on Firestorm. Firestorm gets hit with the shooting star press from Wasabi. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Firestorm escapes. Firestorm moves back to his feet. Wasabi jumps from the top rope and hits Firestorm with a flying armdrag. Wasabi chants start. Wasabi climbs to his feet. Wasabi executes a piledriver on Firestorm. Firestorm climbs to his feet. Wasabi hits Firestorm with an inverted atomic drop. Firestorm gets knocked on the ground and Wasabi flips onto him. Wasabi gets back to his feet. Wasabi thrust kicks Firestorm in the head. Firestorm gets hit with the shooting star press from Wasabi. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Wasabi!!!

To be honest I felt bad to make this the real simmed match, but I did not feel like writting three matches due to the fact I had to do most of the PPV last week. Firestorm you made it hard on me to choice, don't think you didn't come close. Because at one point I was leaning towards you and then in the end choose Wasabi, hope you understand (it's not a easy job man)

"Assassin theme" blasts on the PA system as Assassin walks to the ring

King-You know I just thought of something

JR-What?

King-When Assassin retires, he'll probably go insane and try to snipe everyone in the EMF like AN ARKIE

"Core's theme" blasts on the PA system as Core walks to the ring

King-When I see Core....I think of one thing

JR-What's that?

King-sleep!!

[Assassin charges at Core and then spears him down and hits a few fists to the head of Core. Assassin pulls up Core and hits a few knife edge chops that back up Core to the ropes. Assassin then whips Core to the ropes, Core bounces off the ropes. Assassin then lowers his head and then hits a back body drop to Core. Assassin stands ready as Core starts to get back up in pain, Core holds his back as he is able to get back to his feet.Assassin then trys to throw Core against the side of the steel cage, but Core blocks it and hits a elbow for Assassin to back off. Core waits for Assassin to turn around, when he does Core blasts him with a few fists to the face that back up Assassin to the ropes. Core backs to the ropes as Assassin bounces off the ropes and Core hits a flying clothesline to knock down. Assassin gets up dazed and walks right into a body slam by Core. Core quickly thinks of what to do next and then runs to the ropes and goes for a big leg drop and hits it. Core goes for a cover and remembers there are no covers. Core starts to choke Assassin and then backs off. Core goes back in, as Assassin hits a few weak punch to the gut of Core that have very little effect. But Assassin is able to get back to his feet and hit a few fists that have more effect. But just as Assassin is getting the upper hand, Core hits a eye rake and then throws Assassin hard against the cage side. Assassin comes off the cage side stumbling, around. Core waits for Assassin and as he stumbles near him. Core kicks Assassin in the gut and hits the DDT. Core gets back to his feet and then starts to climb the turnbuckle and goes to escape the cage. But Assassin is able to grab his foot before he can and pulls him back in. Assassin back paddles off the side of the cage as he pulls Core off the side of the cage. Core is now on the turnbuckle and Assassin throws him off the top turnbuckle from there, Core goes crashing into the mat. Core gets up stunned, Assassin doesn't let up and hits a few fists and then hits a few short arm shoulder blocks into Core and then lets go allowing Core to fall to the mat. Assassin hits a few hard stomps. Core gets up, but Assassin then pulls him up the rest of the way and then hits a few knife edge chops that back up Core to the rope. Assassin then whips Core to the ropes, Core bounces off the ropes and goes to scoop Core for something. But Core falls behind him and hooks him up for a reverse DDT. Core falls down from the beating he has received, but quickly rolls out of the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle and waits for Assassin to get up. Assassin gets up and then Core leaps off the top rope for a front missile drop kick. But Assassin is able to counter it with a set up for a cault pault and Assassin hits it sending Core flying into the cage.]

King-Sucks to be Core

JR-He might have second thoughts on turning his back on Assassin

King-I don't think so, I mean who wants to tag with a Assassin....honestly

[Core gets up by the ropes, Assassin then runs to the ropes. Assassin bounces off the ropes and goes for a cross body block to knock Core back into the cage. But Core ducks at the last second and then goes flying into the cage. Assassin slumps off the cage on to the apron as the camera gets a picture of him and shows that Assassin is now busted open. Core crawls over towards the middle of the ring and then recovers and gets up as he waits for Assassin who has rolled back into the ring. Core is set as Assassin is back on his feet and then Core kicks Assassin in the gut and sets up Assassin for a piledriver. Core lifts up Assassin and hits a jumping piledriver. Core doesn't move from the mat after the move, but slowly he starts to move towards the door to get out. Core asks for the door to be opened and it is now open. Core starts to slide out, but Assassin gets up and dives grabbing Core's legs as he is touching the mat on the outside. Assassin pulls Core back into the ring into the middle. Assassin then drops a few elbow drops into the leg and then gets up and puts on the figure four. Core screams in pain and would most likely be tapping by now, but this is a cage match and he can't. Assassin holds the hold as long as he can before he sees Core making a effort to reverse it. Assassin lets the figure four go. Assassin has to sit and recover, slowly Assassin gets to his feet. Assassin goes to the corner and then climbs to the top of the cage. Core stumbles to his feet and gets on the top rope as fast he can. Assassin is over the cage as Core grabs Assassin by the hair and keeps him from simply just falling to the ground and slowly starts to climb the cage himself. Core hooks Assassin and then hits a super plex off the top of the cage! Both wrestlers are down and not moving, it takes a while. But both start to move, Assassin goes to one side of the ring and Core goes to the other. They both use the ropes to get back to their feet. Wanting to capitalize on his advantage now Core, charges at Assassin who counters the charge with a back body drop right into the cage. Assassin drops to his knee's and starts to crawl towards the cage door which is near. But Core grabs Assassin's foot and won't let it go, Assassin gives up on the escape that time and then goes back to stomp on the still downed Core who is on the apron of the ring. Assassin pulls up Core and whips him to the ropes. Core bounces off the ropes and Assassin hits a tilterwhirl side walk slam.]

JR-This might be the openning for Assassin to get out of the cage and win the first stage

King-This also might be a good openning for me to take a nap!

[Assassin starts to get up and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Core starts to follow behind him. Though a bit too slow. Assassin is able to get both feet over the side as Core is able to grab on to Assassin's hair to stop him from dropping to the ground. Then Core climbs over the cage himself. Core hits a few fists, Assassin ducks one of them and fires back with a few of his own. Assassin then takes Core's head and smashes it on the cage. Assassin goes for another one, but Core blocks it and hits a elbow into the gut of Assassin. Core smashes Assassin's face into the cage and Assassin falls from the cage and goes crashing righ into the announcers table. But the match is over]

JR-Core just defeated himself there

King-Core you idiot!!

"The nWo theme" blasts on the PA system as Dragon walks to the ring

JR-This may be revenge for Dragon's win at SOTF

King-Dragon is the man *King jumps on the announcers table and rips off his shirt to reveal "Dragon is the man" T-shirt*

"I Stand alone" blasts on the PA system as Jarred walks to the ring

King-you know technically Jarred isn't standing alone, he has the wWo as his friends for now. Plus he still has Lita somewhere

JR-....

[Dragon stays in the ring as Jarred looks under the ring and pulls out a few steel steps and then a kendo stick. Jarred throws the chairs into the ring and then puts the kendo stick on the apron. Dragon stands back as Jarred looks under the ring for something again, Dragon then runs to the ropes and then dives over the top rope on to Jarred and hits the dive on Jarred as he looks up from his looking under the ring. Dragon is able to get up a few seconds after the move and then grabs the kendo stick that Jarred put on the apron, Dragon readys himself as Jarred slowly pulls himself up, Jarred turns around and Dragon blasts him with a kendo stick to the gut that doubles over. Dragon raises the kendo stick over his head and hits a hard kendo stick shot over the back of Jarred. Jarred goes down after the shot, Jarred gets pulled up and then hooked and hits a snap suplex on Jarred on the steel ramp. Dragon slowly gets up and hits a few fists that back Jarred up the ramp. But on one of the fist around half way up the ramp. Jarred is able to block a fist and return a few back to Matt Dragon, Jarred hits fists all the way back to the ring side. Jarred then whips Matt Dragon to the ring post, Dragon goes crashing into the ring post. Jarred goes to the spot where Dragon landed. He's around the barcade area, so Jarred pulls him back up and scoops him up and drops his neck over the barcade. Dragon stumbles to the apron and Jarred throws him into the ring. Jarred takes too much time to get back into the ring, so much that Dragon is able to grab a chair and takes a swing at Jarred while he's on the apron. But Jarred is able to duck the chair shot attempt and hits a shoulder block into Dragon that stumbles him back. Jarred then goes for a sling shot drop kick into the ring as Dragon comes at Jarred with the chair again. Dragon gets it back up and gets it kicked back into his face with the drop kick. Jarred quickly goes for a cover and then gets a 1.......2...kick out, Dragon gets pulled up by Jarred and gets hit with a fist and follows it up with a kick to the gut that has Dragon reeling on the ropes. Jarred whips Dragon off the ropes, Dragon bounces off the ropes and Jarred charges at him knocking him down with a running forearm. Jarred quickly then goes to the ropes as Dragon is down and goes for a big leg drop. But Dragon moves out of the way and Jarred goes crashing down to the mat. Dragon rolls to the ropes and then uses them to get back on to his feet. Jarred is up in a lot of pain, Jarred takes a swing at Dragon and he moves out of the way of it easly and hits a few fist of his own. Dragon whips Jarred off the ropes. Jarred bounces off the ropes, Dragon goes for a clothesline on Jarred. But Jarred ducks it and bounces off the ropes and then Dragon is able to catch Jarred off guard with a back kick into the gut that makes Jarred double over. Dragon notices the chair on the mat near where Jarred stands. Dragon runs behind Jarred and hits a double arm face crusher on Jarred that makes Jarred's face land right into the chair!]

JR-Even though Dragon is the champion, you have got to give the edge to Jarred. He's a bit more exiperience in matches with no rules.

King-Yeah....like the DEATH CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Dragon is in control now.

[Jarred trys to get down, but gets chopped down by hard chops to the back of the neck. Jarred gets up to his knee's and gets up still stunned. Dragon twists Jarred's arm and then hits a kick to the face of Jarred. Jarred goes down and then Dragon waits behind Jarred, Dragon allows Jarred to get up and then hooks him from behind and locks a dragon sleeper the ref asks if Jarred if he wants to give it up. But Jarred refuses, but slowly Jarred starts to fade away and the ref checks his arm once.....twice....Jarred gets his arm up. Jarred moves his legs under him and then hits a fireman's carry and puts Dragon in a arm extension. Dragon screams in pain as Jarred holds the hold with as much pressure as he can hold on Dragon. Dragon starts to roll up Jarred and reaches with his other hand and hits a eye rake to make Jarred break the hold. Jarred gets back up holding his face, Dragon gets up near the ropes and Jarred charges at him. Dragon hits a drop toe hold and Jarred goes flying into the ropes neck first. Jarred trys to get up with the help of the ropes. But Dragon grabs Jarred's legs and then pulls him sending him hard into the mat. Jarred is in pain as Matt Dragon waits for Jarred . Jarred then stumbles right into a kick into the gut by Dragon. Dragon then sets up Jarred and gets him up for a brain buster. But Jarred is able to get out of it and land on his feet. Dragon turns around only to get a few fists to the face. Dragon reels back and then Jarred whips Dragon to the ropes. Dragon bounces off the ropes and then Jarred hits a back body drop over the top rope. Jarred then waits for Jarred to get to his feet and then Jarred charges and hits a clothesline that knocks both Jarred and Dragon to the outside. Jarred then gets up as Dragon brawls towards a barcade and then Jarred gets set and then charges at Dragon to trys to knock him over it. But Jarred gets the move countered and the gets back droped over the barcade. Dragon waits for Jarred to get up, then Dragon hooks Jarred and then suplexs him back into ring side.]

JR-Jarred is getting a beating which is surprising my view

[Jarred starts to crawl away as Dragon starts to slowly follow. Jarred makes it half way up the ramp as Dragon lets Jarred stumble to his feet. Dragon charges at Jarred, but Jarred is able counter with a back body drop. Dragon falls in a weird way that makes the back of his head hit the stage. Jarred stumbles up the ramp. Dragon gets up slightly dazed, but Dragon goes after Jarred who turns around and gets kicked in the gut and Dragon hits the breath of fire on Jarred!! Dragon goes into the cover, but the ref who wanted to go no where near this has to go up the ramp. Dragon just shakes his head and decides that he should finishes off Jarred here. Dragon sets Jarred up for a powerbomb off the stage, with his last bit of stength that is left in him. Jarred counters the powerbomb with a back body drop that sends Dragon over the side of the stage and through a table below. Jarred so out of it gets up and starts to lose his balance due to the fact he's standing right on the edge. Jarred falls off the stage and right on top of Dragon. The ref makes his way to the side of the stage and counts the 3 on Dragon.]

(Another hard one to call, same people that called the rumble called this one. Jarred deserved to win only by a little bit. So we decided this ending would be best, because it serves the purpose for everyone. Jarred gets the win and the title. Jarred in no way was this match suppose to make it look like you didn't deserve to win, just that you both went through hell and you just happen to land on Dragon (kind of like Triple H did in the 2 out of 3 falls a while back). Matt this also helps you, because your going into a world title match and you don't have a title to worry about if you win the world title. Plus even though you lost it makes you look pretty good, cool with both of you?)

JR-Jarred fell on Dragon for the win

King-GOD, I HATE FLUKES!!!

*King jumps up on the announcers table and rips off his shirt to reveal his "FLUKES SHOULD BURN IN HEEL" t-shirt*

JR-What the hell King...

King-aawwww...I knew I shouldn't have bought this T-shirt from the KANE T-SHIRT COMPANY!

*Shockwave goes off the air with one last shot of the both still barely moving Jarred and Dragon in the wreck that was a table*