"EMF starts off with the camera on a door with the name "Gillberg" on the door. Suddenly Chris Jericho walks into the picture and knocks on the door

Chris Jericho- Yo! You toothless jackass, it's time!

*Suddenly the door flies open and Gillberg walks out of a janitors closet. Gillberg walks through the backstage saying "BLLLAAAHH" all the way he does his usual entrance*

Jerry "The King" Lawler - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, the man fatter than a starving Canadian Gillberg!!!

[Gillberg comes to the ring. ]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - and his opponent, Torpedo!!! *King laughs* TORPEDO!!! *King laughs some more.* This is great JR. TORPEDO!!!!!!!!

[Torpedo walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Gillberg executes a pumphandle suplex on Torpedo. Gillberg gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Torpedo. (the bell rings) Gillberg hits a kneeling headbutt to Torpedo's groin. Gillberg nails Torpedo with a belly-to-back suplex. Gillberg stands up. Gillberg executes a swinging bulldog on Torpedo driving Torpedo's face into the mat. Gillberg gets back to his feet. Gillberg covers Torpedo. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Torpedo escapes. Torpedo bounces Gillberg off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Torpedo measures Gillberg up and drops a closed fist. Torpedo gets up. Now Gillberg standing. Gillberg shoulder tackles Torpedo. Gillberg is back on his feet. Torpedo is back on his feet. Torpedo tackles Gillberg and pummels his head. Torpedo puts Gillberg in an arm grapevine submission. Torpedo applies an arm wrench to Gillberg. Gillberg climbs to his feet. Torpedo is t-bone suplexed by Gillberg. Gillberg moves back to his feet. Torpedo climbs to his feet. Gillberg puts a knee to Torpedo's back and pulls hims arms back. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Gillberg tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Torpedo escapes. Gillberg sends Torpedo to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Gillberg hits Torpedo with an inverted atomic drop. They fight into the aisle. (..2) (...3) Gillberg measures Torpedo up and drops a closed fist. ]

Jim Ross - Gillberg with a fist flop err...I mean drop.

[(....4) Torpedo applies the clawhold on Gillberg. (.....5) Gillberg and Torpedo move back to ringside. Gillberg takes Torpedo into the ring. Gillberg kicks Torpedo in the head. Now Torpedo standing. Gillberg picks up Torpedo and hits him with a Back Suplex. Gillberg sends Torpedo to ringside. ]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - Gillberg can't get a pin at ringside. You can't pin a torpedo anyway. It's large, it's metal, it's probably something Canadian that was stolen by those whacked out Austrailians!

[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Torpedo gets up. (..2) Torpedo short lariats Gillberg. Gillberg gets back to his feet. Gillberg comes from behind and bulldogs Torpedo. Gillberg is back on his feet. Torpedo gets sent into the turnbuckle while Gillberg hits him with a splash. Gillberg and Torpedo move back into the ring. Gillberg with a headscissors takeover on Torpedo. Gillberg climbs to his feet. Gillberg knee drops Torpedo. Gillberg gets back to his feet. Gillberg executes the Supper DDT on Torpedo! Gillberg goes for the spear and connects, then hits the flop hammer. Gillberg goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

Jerry "The King" Lawler - The winner of this match, Gillberg!!! He defeats TORPEDO! woo-hoo!

The Rock: Explain something to me, you bunch of candy asses...The Rock makes you into huge stars and what do you do? You mess it up, and not only mess things up for yourself but, you mess things up within the stable. So explain to me Wes, do you plan on doing a damn thing for The Rock in return? Or does your monkey ass plan to be some love struck puppy who is gonna go around bitching and moaning all the time about the same stupid skank?! You know what get up and get out of The Rock's site...Go! [Wes gets up from his seat eyeing Rock a bit as he turns his attention to the door and leaves.]

The Rock: Don't you be gawking at The Rock, he said for you love sickened ass to get up and get the hell out The Rock's site!

[Rock then turns his attention to Enforcer as he doesn't even look at Rock and continues lifting weights. Rock just stares him down as he takes his glasses off and tosses em' down on the couch.]

The Rock: Well what the hell do you have to say to The Rock? Huh? You think you are some monster? Hell the only thing that scares The Rock about you, Enforcer is your loss record. The Rock has only one thing left to say to you, either do something to impress me tonight...Or you are gonna find your ass on the curb!

[Enforcer looks up giving Rock a glare as Rock backs off a bit and walks out the dressing room. Enforcer begins to think a bit as he launches down the weights on the ground. Enforcer then walks over to a framed picture of The Rock as he stares at it a bit.]

Enforcer: You won't me to impress you, Rock! haha, Well don't worry I will be sure to leave a impression with you that you will soon not forget!

[Enforcer then punches the framed picture as it cracks and goes falling to the ground. Enforcer laughs a bit as he looks at the blood on his hand.]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, Kincaid!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Kincaid comes to the ring. ]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - and his opponent, Alex Ritter!!!

[Alex Ritter walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Kincaid drops Alex Ritter with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Alex Ritter places Kincaid on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Kincaid applies the clawhold on Alex Ritter. Alex Ritter shoulder tackles Kincaid. Now Alex Ritter standing. Kincaid gets back to his feet. Kincaid neck snaps Alex Ritter. Alex Ritter hits him with a back fist. Kincaid takes Alex Ritter down with a knee. Alex Ritter gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kincaid. Now Kincaid standing. Kincaid puts Alex Ritter in an arm grapevine submission. Kincaid measures Alex Ritter up and drops a closed fist. Alex Ritter climbs to his feet. Alex Ritter with a takeover suplex on Kincaid. Alex Ritter gets up. Kincaid climbs to his feet. ]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - What a match!

[Alex Ritter executes an airplane spin on Kincaid. Alex Ritter gets up. Kincaid gets up. Alex Ritter hits Kincaid with a single arm DDT. Alex Ritter moves back to his feet. Alex Ritter climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Kincaid. Kincaid is locked in the elbow submission by Alex Ritter. Earl Hebner asks Kincaid if he quits. ... Kincaid trys to escape. ... Kincaid is fighting the hold. ... Alex Ritter tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Alex Ritter breaks the hold. Alex Ritter and Kincaid go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Kincaid gets back to his feet. (..2) Kincaid legsweeps Alex Ritter. ]

Jim Ross - Alex Ritter takes a legsweep.

[Alex Ritter gets back to his feet. Kincaid gets hit with a back heel kick. Alex Ritter hits a frog splash on Kincaid. Kincaid is up again. Alex Ritter and Kincaid move back into the ring. Alex Ritter lifts Kincaid up and drops him on the mat. Kincaid stands up. Alex Ritter hits Kincaid with the crotch slam. Kincaid climbs to his feet. Alex Ritter pins him with a backward bridge. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...KICKOUT!Ritter picks up Kincaid and whips him into the ropes. Kincaid ducks under Ritter's clothesline. Kincaid hits the other side of the ropes and comes back with a flying forearm putting Ritter down. Kincaid lifts Ritter up and whips him into the turnbuckle then charges in with a tackle. Kincaid climbs onto the middle rope and starts pummeling Ritter with right hands. He hits ten consequetive hits then jumps down and throws Ritter to the canvas. Kincaid makes the cover ...1...2...KICKOUT! Kincaid upset helps Ritter up, grabs him by the head, and throws him over the top rope. Kincaid walks around the ring for a second while Ritter gets to his feet. Kincaid hits the ropes then runs across and hits a baseball slide that sends Ritter into the security railing then to the ground.]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - JR, will this madness NEVER END!?

Jim Ross - Let's see if it goes quicker with you shutting up.

[Kincaid rolls under the ropes. Ritter is stumbling to his feet as Kincaid sets Ritter up for a piledriver, but Ritter reverses it and back body drops Kincaid over the top of the railing. Kincaid starts to get to his feet but Ritter reaches over the railing grabbing Kincaid's head and suplexes him back over the railing. Ice Man Ritter grabs Kincaid by the hair and lifts him up. Ritter whips Kincaid into the steel steps causing Kincaid to smack them with his knees and go down. Ritter climbs up on the ring apron and dives off onto Kincaid with a double knee drop into the sternum. Ritter allows Kincaid to get back to his feet, throws a few fists, then grabs his head and rolls him back into the ring.]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - Any longer and I'll think I stepped into a Badd Boy or Wes promo.

Jim Ross - Oh would you cut it out. You only think about yourself. What about those starving Canadians?

[Kincaid gets to his feet as quickly as he can and delivers a sidekick to knock Ritter down fast. Ritter gets right back up only to receive a knee to the stomach and Kincaid then finally does hit a piledriver. Kincaid climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and jumps off with an elbow drop across Ritter's throat. Kincaid covers again for the ...1...2...KICKOUT! Kincaid frustrated picks Ritter's head up then slams it back down and covers for the ...1...2...KICKOUT! Kincaid stands up, puts his hands on Ritter's shoulders and lifts him up. Ritter is whipped into the ropes and on his return he hits a flying headbutt to the gut of Kincaid. Ritter then hits a scissors kick bringing Kincaid down to one knee. Ritter jumps up on the ropes and as Kincaid gets back up Ritter leaps off hitting the UltimaDDT and covers for the...1...2...3!]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - The winner of this match, Alex Ritter!!!

"CM Punk's theme" blasts on the PA system as Punk walks to the ring

JR-CM Punk gave a hell of a preformance last week against Twilight and Impact

King-Yeah, though Franchize seemed to not care as much

"Dirty D's theme" blasts on the PA system as Dirty D walks to the ring

JR-He made his return last week King- and he cost Punk the match...oh he'll pay JR! [Punk charges at Dirty D and then nails him with a few hard fists and then knock him against the ropes and then hits a few knife edge chops to Dirty D while he's reeling on the ropes. Punk whips Dirty D off the ropes and then tries to whip Dirty D to the ropes and then Dirty D reverses and sends Punk off the ropes and then Punk bounces off the ropes and then leaps in the air and then nails a flying clothesline that knocks Dirty D down. Dirty stumbles up and then Punk hits a standing drop kick that sends Dirty D flying into the ropes. Dirty D is some how able to grab on to the ropes, before falling to the mat and then slowly pulls himself up with help of the ropes. Punk then measures up Dirty D and then charges at Dirty D and then knocks him over the top rope with a clothesline. Dirty D goes crashing into the mat around the ring. CM Punk then plays to the crowd for a few moments and then climbs to the top rope sitting waiting for Dirty D to stumble up, once he does Punk leaps off the top rope and then nails a cross body block on Dirty D on the arena floor. Punk is a little hurt himself, but is able to stumble up to his feet and then pulls Dirty D up with him and then tries to whip him to the steel steps and then Dirty D reverses and sends Punk to the steps and then Punk hits the steps knee's first and goes flying over the steps. Punk grabs his knee's in pain and then Dirty D hits a few stomps on the downed Punk. Dirty D then goes under the ring and then pulls out a table and then sets it up near ring side and then Dirty D grabs a chair and then takes it over where Punk is. Punk is half way under the ring. Once Dirty D gets ready to hit him with a chair. Suddenly Punk rolls out of the ring and has a fire exstinher and then sprays the form in Dirty D's eyes. Dirty D stumbles back and then drops the chair. Punk then takes the chair and then clocks Dirty D so he falls on the table set up at ring side. Punk has to recover for a few seconds and then Punk rolls into the ring and then gets set at the ropes and then leaps on the top rope and tries to hit a spring board leg drop on Dirty D while he's on the table. But Dirty D rolls out of the way at the last second and then Punk goes through the table.]

JR-That mistake just may have cost Punk this match

King-I hate high risk moves.

[Dirty D is too blinded though to really get into the cover while Punk is still in the table. Dirty D starts to get his eye sight back and then crawls over to the wreckage that Punk is in and then goes into the cover and gets the 1.............2..........kick out, Dirty D can believe it. Dirty D htis a few hard punches to the face of Punk and then stumbles to his feet pull up Punk with him and then setting up Punk and then nailing a snap suplex on Punk on the steel ramp. Punk screams in pain and then slowly starts to crawl up the ramp while Dirty D hits a stomp now and then as Punk tries to get away from Dirty D. Punk is now on the stage now as Dirty D moves in and then slowly pulls up Punk, but Punk all of a sudden comes to life and then hits an inverted atomic drop on Dirty D. Dirty D stumbles back and stunned. But Punk was just doing that to buy himself more time due to the fact he's really beaten down right now. Punk then crawls over the set and then pulls himself up with help of the EMF set. Dirty D starts to shake off the pain and then sees Punk and then he charges at Punk and leaps trying to hit a big splash on Punk. But Punk moves out of the way and then Dirty D goes into the EMF set face first into the set. Punk then does a school boy on Dirty D and is able to get a 1................2............kick out. Punk looks up with a look of fustration and then slowly makes it to his feet and then tries to set up Dirty D for a piledriver on the stage which is most likely going to finish off Dirty D, but Punk tries to get him up once.....twice and then Dirty D counters with a back body drop on Punk.]

JR-It's a good think that Dirty D countered that

King-no it's not, if he didn't that would mean this match would have been OVER!

[Dirty D, then sees that Punk is crawling towards the side of the stage. Dirty D gets a idea and then follows him, Dirty D looks over the edge of the stage and sees tables set up at the bottom of the stage and then raises his arm. Dirty D kicks Punk in the gut and then puts him in power bomb position, but before he can do the move, Punk then drops down and hits a low blow on Dirty D stumbles around and Punk kicks Dirty D in the gut and then sets Dirty D off and then leaps off the side of the stage and nails the pepsi pludge through the tables off the stage!!!!! The fans chant "holy shit!! holy shit!!!". Both Punk and Dirty D aren't really moving and then Punk is able to push Dirty to his back and then is able to get the 1................2............3]

JR-that was just insane!

King-Well I always knew CM Punk was an idiot...

(We fade into a hall way somewhere in the backstage area by a door that has a sign that reads "EMF Vice President Amy Dumas". There are a few security guards standing on both sides of it. While Chris Jericho and Kevin Kelly do a interview.)

(We fade into a hall way somewhere in the backstage area by a door that has a sign that reads "EMF Vice President Amy Dumas". There are a few security guards standing on both sides of it. While Chris Jericho and Kevin Kelly do a interview.)

.::Kevin Kelly::.- Chris Jericho, yesterday it would seem we saw the return of the Man, the myth, legend....

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- *cutting him off* Hold on a second Kelly Kevin, you mean there was actually a true legend here in the EMF that came back?! No one told me this! I sure the hell know it couldn't be any of the Uproar, because if you haven't noticed what true legendary feats that the Uproar has been accomplishing then....then you must have the same attention span as Jarrett. Because it would take an absolute idiot not to notice what the Rock, Amy, myself, Wes, Enforcer and Primetime have been done in a little over of a month. So I take it by the word "legend" you mean one of those "Hall of Fame" ass clowns. So which one is it? Is it Triple H...if it is, then I will have no problem beating the hell out of him. Don't forget I am not the WWE version of myself and from where I was from I destroyed Triple H in a match on one show. Then on the second show later that same week and destroy the man they call Raisen, but not only that I knocked the ref Triple H out and made him count the 1.............2..........3 to win this *Jericho taps the RWA-WWF hardcore championship*. So Triple H doesn't impress me and that's why it couldn't be him, because he hasn't shown his face since the beginning of the last good nWo. Because he knew that if he didn't get out of the EMF in time, he might no longer have his health in his retirement! Maybe it's Street, big movie star right? Too bad the only thing he's known for is getting his ass kicked. I'm sure everyone in the Uproar....hell the whole EMF would love the chance to beat the hell out of Street. But it couldn't be him, because all the beatings that Street has gotten I know he rather stay away from the Extreme Measures Federation. Maybe it's X-old.....na it couldn't be him, he's old news. Plus he's already going to get a beating from the Rock, do you think he's really going to stick around to get anymore beatings do you? So Kelly Kevin, when you say there is a return of a legend here in the Extreme Measures Federation I don't see any true one. So I'm going to assume that this person is a man that claims to be a legend, but really isn't....which could be only one man. So Jarrett you finally came out of the hole you were hiding in, huh? The worlds been wondering if you really could find a way to get back at the Uproar. Jarrett I've been pleading with you to bring your best plan back to the Extreme Measures Federation and try it jerky and what do you bring when you come back? You become "the Legendary LOSER" Jarred Carthallion.*sarcastic voice* Wow Jarred I didn't see that one coming *end sarcastic voice*....actually I did, in fact we all did Jarrett. I thought that with your remaining brain cells and with a few weeks time, you might just be able to come up with a plan that might have at least a little effect. But instead Jarrett what you do, you do exactly what I said you would do. *does a slow sarcastic clap* I REALLY must have killed your remaining brain cells over the past few weeks, because I have stood in that ring week after week and insulted your ability to truly make a plan that would put you in the record books as a true legend. Jarrett in all those weeks you had to think about it...all you did was prove me right. You're not a legend Jarrett...in fact you will never be anything close to one, so Jarrett when you say *mocking voice* the legend is back *end mocking voice*. I see no legend junior...no rather I see a wanna be legend named Jarrett, so next question Kelly Kevin!

.::Kevin Kelly::.- Well I'm assuming you were able to watch Jarred's promo, so any comments?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- You see you don't seem to realize something Jarrett. As great as Amy and my plan was in the mud wrestling match. That was not the beginning of your humiliation Jarrett. You see that was just one plan in a string of successful plans that all aimed to show you up for what you truly were Jarrett and believe me jackass it's only one of many to come! But this all truly started after you got your ass kicked by Primetime for his EMF World championship, when I revealed that Angelica Boycott was really an another version of your dead wife to be...well it proved how much of a failure of CEO you really are. Ever since you became CEO you keep mentioning it and you became the EMF's watch dog and for that was the first way I proved how much of a failure you are Because not only did I sneak the another version of Amy Dumas into the Extreme Measures Federation, but I helped her gain more power then you Jarrett. In the following weeks I preceeded to show the world that you are NOTHING what you claim to be. You never were a legend or anything remotely great here in the Extreme Measures Federation. Rather you were nothing more then idiot that could never raise the bar at all. All you could do is simply try to jump that bar that those guys in the Hall of Fame raised for you Jarrett. You done exactly what a thousand EMF superstars have already done Jarrett, though Amy and my plans we have showed you up for the failure of a wrestler you really are. Hell through all of our plans, your pathetic stable fell apart proving that your not even fit to be a leader of a stable. Because a leader would be able to at least try to hold his stable together, not go into hiding and then watch as his stable crumble. They would mount some sort of effort to keep it alive, even Sadd Boy did this...even though he was unsuccessful he at least tried his damnest to keep the bWo around at wWo lockdown and almost got the job done. That fact alone puts you on the bottom of the food chain when it comes to leaders of stables, when guys like Wasabi and Sadd Boy are mention in the future. They will be mentioned with other leaders of great stables such as X-Old and Triple H. While you will be remembered with leaders of stables such as Big Mastadon. Sure out of this you seemed to get back Widow out of this whole thing, but it's not like that is any prize. I mean Widow has been tossed around the locker room just waiting for another person that is dumb enough to marry her and I wouldn't be surprised if we find out that Jarrett's dumb enough to marry her again. As for trying to hand me a beating, well junior I would like to see you try. Not only do I think you don't have the balls to do anything to me, even if you did....well you would find out why I was the man put out the legend Godfather in the RWA. Not only that I can take it just as well as I can dish it out junior, you see Jarrett I know you didn't have the benefit of seeing my days in the RWA. So I will tell you a story from then, you see this isn't the first time I had some jealous jackass that wanted to take me out. You see in the RWA-WWF Triple H had a little win streak going and who stepped into the RWA-WWF after destroying the Godfather and ended his win streak Jarrett? It was me...you see Jarrett it was at that time that Triple H got jealous of my talents inside the ring and plotted with with Vince McMahon to take me out. Vince did everything in his power from putting me in a hardcore match with the Hardcore champion Raisen and making Triple H the ref. But not even that could stop me beating Raisen and winning my RWA-WWF Hardcore championship! It was then that Triple H realized that it was just a matter of time before I worked my way to the top and took what was rightfully mine in the RWA-WWF from Jeff Hardly and that's the RWA-WWF World Championship! So Triple H tried to take me out and end my career, he gave me sledgehammer shots and drove me through the announcers table with a pedigree. But you know what Jarrett. It only took me out for a week and I was set to come back the next show. This wouldn't have just marked the return of the Hardcore champion "the Last Corporate Hitman", "the KING of the World", "The Highlight of the Night" "Y2J" Chris Jericho, but it would have also would have marked the reunion of the two people that ended the Godfather's career. Lita would have became my valet that show as well and with her by my side, just by what we have done here in the Extreme Measures Federation...is there any question of how I would have tear through the RWA-WWF and finally claim what was rightfully mine...the RWA-WWF World Championship!..Of course there wasn't any question!! With Amy in my corner, there was no one in the RWA-WWF that could stop us. Not Cloudy, not Jeff Hardly, not Matt Hardly and certainly not Triple H. But you see that was not meant to be....why Jarrett? Because of some jealous jackass named Triple H that couldn't take the fact I was better then him. He got lucky the RWA closed before I could make my return, because I would not only beat him...I would destroy him and end his career just as I did to the Godfather! But through his best efforts Jarrett, he couldn't get the job done because here I stand. Now why I tell you that story Jarrett is very simple, it's because you are much like Triple H! Only you are jealous of Amy and my brains, you know you could never make something as great as what we have so your best answer is *best caveman voice* me Jarrett....me have no brain...must take out...Jericho *end best caveman voice*. You know Jarrett I shouldn't even expect that you just might think of something better anymore, because it's pretty easy to see your too big of a retard to do that. But you know Jarrett, if you really think you can try to take me out. Try it junior, because just like Triple H that you can never EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVER get rid of me!! You will also find out soon enough that Amy and my plan makes it impossible to do a damn thing to me or Amy.

.::Kevin Kelly::.-Though I will admit Jarred has been singling out that attack in the mud match where you hit him in the back of the head with a pipe. What are your comments about this act anyways.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-....A pipe to the back of the head, god I know I seen that before. Just where, oh yeah I remember. Roll the clip monkeys!

***clip fades in***

*We go back a couple of months as Jarred's version of the Amy Dumas charges at Jarred, Jarred then hits Amy with a fatal pipe shot the back of the head.*

(we then fade into a few weeks ago)

Conquistador then reaches over grabbing a pipe from the stage walking back over to Jarred who is slowly getting up. Conquistador nails him in the back of the head with the pipe as Jarred goes back down.

***End of clip***

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-You know what pathetic thing is, Jarrett was stupid enough not to really see the true meaning of it. As my Amy made it clear as crazy as she may have been. My Amy couldn't help but to feel sorry for your Amy Jarred. So you could say that pipe shot was for Amy....not your Amy, rather mine. Because you are the reason that her name was dragged through the dirt!! Jarrett you will pay, just like you paid in the mud match and every week after that! It will never be enough Jarrett, unlike you I'm not going to kill you like you did to your Amy. Rather I'm going to continue to make your life a living hell and then when you least expect it, it could be today, tomorrow, next week, a month from now or a year from now. But when it's all over you will be known for at least one thing here in the EMF Jarrett....and that's just another person who's career got ended by "Y....2....J" Chris Jericho!! Interview over Kelly Kevin!

(Jericho goes back into the VP's office and the picture fades into the EMF arena again)

*Wes Ikeda is seen walking in the backstage area. There in support of the Uproar. He wears his standard t-shirt and jeans, and is stopped by an EMF Interviewer.*

Interviewer: Wes, can we have a word with you?

Wes: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Interviewer: Wes, you weren't booked in a match this week, but you've made your way onto EMF TV, several times. Please tell us about Seirra?

Wes: There's nothing to tell, what you see is what you get. Draw your own conclusions from there.

Interviewer: We saw a personal moment just days ago, between you and your wife...

Wes: Oh, you mean the woman who is soon to erase or life together from the record books? Wife, hardly discribes her. I'm hoping she'll find hapiness in whatever life brings her. She can erase any evidence of our marriage, but not our relationship. We still have a son together, and I will die before I let that child be influenced by Jarred Carthallion. So Katrina can ask for her long ass annulment, and she'll get it. It doesn't phase me.

Interviewer: One Word: Uproar...

Wes: All is well, the Rock was a little stressed earlier this week. Things are working out for the best, and we're preparing for soemthing big, you can bet on that. I'm getting ready to win that IC Title. That's something I can't wait for. Now I've wasted all the time I'm going to waste on you.

*we go somewhere else backstage*

[Cameras then go to the back as Enforcer is walking around the backstage with a chair in his hand. Enforcer then walks over to a few crew members who are standing there talking to one another.]

Enforcer: Yo! You bitches seen Rock?!

Crew Member #1: No...No, sir I haven't. I thought I saw him about a few minutes ago close to his locker room.

Crew Member #2: No, I believe he was at catering getting himself a cup of coffee.

Crew Member #3: You are all wrong he was out in the parking lot.

Enforcer: You know what, just..Just forget it! You are hopeless...Just too bad though...

Crew Member #2: Too bad about what?

Enforcer: Too bad I have to kick your punk asses!

[Enforcer then grabs Crew Member #2 as he presses him over his head onto a crate in the back which sends him rolling. Enforcer then gives a side kick to #1 which sends him to the ground quickly. Enforcer then takes Crew Member #3 and wraps his hands around his throat. Enforcer then picks up the crew member launching him at a door, the door doesn't hold up as it collapse and the hinges break. Enforcer looks at his damage and breaths very hard like he is about to kill someone. Enforcer begins to walk down the hall as he turns and punches a huge hole in the wall. Enforcer then goes off scene as the camera man then goes back to the fallen body of Crew Member #3 as he is laid out on top of that door. Rock then is shown inside the room of where the door was broke at. Rock steps over the broken door and the crew member flashing a big smile. Rock then fixes his leather vest as he begins to walk the other way.]

"just 2 badd" blasts on the PA system as Badd Boy and Degenerate walks to the ring

King-You know every time I hear this song I feel like spitting water in people's faces and losing my smile

JR-.............

"Fatality theme" blasts on the PA system as Twilight and Impact walk to the ring

King-Is it me or did Twilight grow?

JR-Twilight grew

[Badd Boy and Twilight lock up and then Badd Boy takes Twilight to the mat with a firemans carry and into an arm bar. Badd Boy holds his arm against the mat and then drops a few knee's into the arm of Twilight and then puts Twilight into an arm bar once again. Twilight looks for a way out of the hold and then nips up and then hits a fast twist of Badd Boy's arm and then sends Badd Boy flipping on to the mat and then Twilight hits a leg drop on Badd Boy's arm/shoulder area. Twilight gets up and then pulls Badd Boy up and then hits a few fists to back him up to the ropes and then backs up and then lets Badd Boy stumbles towards him and then puts him in a hammer lock slam on Badd Boy. Twilight hits a few hard kicks into the shoulder area and then lets Badd Boy get back to his feet. Badd Boy stumbles up and then hits a few forearm shots to the face and then tries to whip Badd Boy off the ropes, but Badd Boy reverses the whip and sends Twilight off the ropes. Twilight bounces off the ropes and then goes for a wheel barrel and tries to turn it into a bulldog from there. But Badd Boy turns it into a face buster and Badd Boy goes down as Twilight holds his face in pain, Twilight and Badd Boy stumble to their feet, Badd Boy is stumbling near one of the corner and not really thinking due to the missed move Twilight charges at Badd Boy and goes for a big splash in the corner, But Badd Boy moves out of the way at the last second and Twilight goes crashing into the turnbuckle face first. Badd Boy turns Twilight around and then whips him to the other side of the ring and then charges in himself and then nails a big clothesline in the corner. But Badd Boy gets a bit too greedy and then whips Twilight to the corner where he once was. Badd Boy charges in with Twilight, Twilight uses his momentum to turn it into a reverse hurricanarana that sends Badd Boy to the outside through the ropes, Badd Boy crashes on the mat and then Twilight goes to his knee's trying to recover and then slowly pulls himself up on the top ropes and then waits for Badd Boy to get up. Once he does Twilight uses the top rope to send him self flying over the top and then nails Badd Boy with a cross body block (as somewhere Gail Kim shudders). Both wrestlers are down, but like usual Twilight is the first to his feet and then pulls up Badd Boy and then whips him to the ring post. Badd Boy bounces off the post in a lot of pain and then Twilight then rolls Badd Boy off the ropes and then climbs into the apron and then climbs to the top rope and then waits for Badd Boy to get up. Once he does Twilight leaps off the top rope and goes for a cross body block that hits, but Badd Boy is able to turn it around and then turn it into a pin on Twilight for the 1......................2..................kick out. Twilight gets up and looks pissed, Badd Boy slowly gets up which gives Twilight the chance to hit a few fist to weaken Badd Boy and then backs him to the ropes. Twilight whips Badd Boy off the ropes and then Badd Boy bounces off the ropes. Twilight lowers his head for a back body drop, but it's countered with a kick to the face. Badd Boy stumbles around not being able to do much. Twilight stumbles forward into a front spine buster both wrestlers are down.]

King-Wow....I didn't see that coming

*sarcasm alarm explodes and knocks out JR*

King-....excellent *does the Mr. Burns fingers thing*

[Twilight and Badd Boy crawl to their corner, then they tag in their partners. Degenerate and Impact run into the ring. Degenerate is able to knock down Impact with a clothesline. Degenerate yells for Impact to get up, Impact stumbles to his feet only to recieve a few hard punches to the face that back Impact to the ropes and then Degenerate whips Impact off the ropes. Impact bounces off the ropes and then Degenerate goes for a clothesline, but Impact ducks under it and then continues to the other side of the ring. Impact bounces off the ropes only to be knocked down with a super kick that sends Impact down to the mat and then Degenerate goes into the cover and gets the 1................2.......Twilight breaks it up. But suddenly Badd Boy runs into the ring and then nails a few fists and then whips him to the ropes. Twilight bounces off the ropes and then Badd Boy uses his own momentum against him and throws him up into the air and then Twilight goes crashing down on the mat. Twilight holds his mid section and then stumbles up and backwards into the ropes where Badd Boy charges and knocks Twilight and himself over the top rope. While in the ring, Impact is on his hands and knee's trying to recover and then Degenerate tries to get the quick pin in a oklahoma roll and gets the 1...................2..............kick out. Degenerate gets up and quickly hits a few hard kicks to make sure that Impact is stunned enough and then Degenerate goes to the outside and climbs up to the top rope. But suddenly Impact nips up and charges at the turnbuckle where Degenerate is, before he can do anything to Degenerate. Degenerate hits a few hard fists and then pushes Impact off. While this is happening outside the ring, Badd Boy tries to whip Twilight to the ropes, but Twilight reverses it sending Badd Boy hard into the steps. Anyways inside of the ring Degenerate gets set and leaps off the top rope and nails a elbow from the top rope. But as this is going on, Twilight is climbing to the top rop. As Degenerate goes into the cover Twilight leaps off the top rope and nails a darkness falls on Degenerate and Impact. As well as hurting himself, in pain Degenerate rolls away from Impact.]

*JR still out*

King-Wow, guess I'm going to have to say the usual stuff that JR says.....un that one skinny, short guy...who's not as skinny and short....for some reason...hit his finisher! God I hate myself just saying this crap

*King kicks JR while he's down*

[Impact stumbles to his feet, Degenerate stumbles up and then Impact goes for a super kick. But Degenerate ducks and then Impact nails the ref with a super kick and then he goes down. Impact looks stunned at what he did to the ref, then turns around to get a boot in the gut and then Degenerate sets up Impact and then nails a power bomb into a sit down face buster. Degenerate goes into the cover, but there is no one to count the cover. Suddenly Wes jumps from the crowd with a chair, Badd Boy is stumbling up, Wes then goes for the chair shot and then smashes Badd Boy over the head with a chair shot, then slides into the ring as Degenerate gets up and then gets nailed by a chair shot. Degenerate stumbles around and then Wes hooks Degenerate and then hit the full nelson slam. Wes then drags Impact into the cover on Degenerate and then slides out of the ring as the ref comes to and then crawls into position to count the 1..........................................2.........................................3!]

King-Wow they won the tag titles thanks to a guy named "Wes" *shudders at that thought*

*A camera is looking into the Vice President office as Amy Dumas is talking on the phone with someone. Of course we can't hear who it is, but we can hear Amy's responses*

.::Amy Dumas::.- Yeah that's when I want it to happen....he can be dead for all I care....just be sure to be here on time....yeah bye

(Amy puts the phone down, suddenly Jericho walks into the picture.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- So is it's all set?

( Amy grins and looks at Jericho)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah it will happen after his match...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Great, he'll never know what hit him.

(Jericho and Amy laugh as the camera fades back into the arena)

"Uproar's theme" blasts on the PA system as the Rock and Primetime walks to the ring

JR-They have gotten under Jarred's skin it would seem

King-Aw your saying it like that's hard, you can look at Jarred the wrong way and he would challenge you to a DEATH CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Dark Circle theme" blasts on the PA system as Jarred and Angelus walk to the ring

King-So is he Demon job or Legendary jobber? I lost track

JR-well....to tell you the truth I'm confused as well...

King-....shit man

*watches Toby sue*

[Jarred charges at Primetime, but Primetime is able to counter with a drop toe hold and then Jarred falls neck first into the second rope. Then Primetime chokes Jarred with the second rope and then the ref uses his 5 count and Primetime backs off and lets Jarred get up, Primetime moves back in and then nails a few fists and then tries to whip Jarred to the ropes. But Jarred reverses it and sends Primetime to the ropes. Primetime bounces off the ropes and then leaps in the air for a cross body block. But Jarred is able to catch Primetime and then steps a few steps forward and then hits a fall away slam. Primetime flys by the ropes, Primetime stumbles up and then Jarred measures him up as he makes it to his feet. Jarred then goes for a clothesline over the top rop, but Primetime is able to counter it with a back body drop. But Jarred is able to grab on to the ropes and stops himself from crashing into the mat around the ring. Jarred pulls himself back on the apron. Primetime notices that Jarred is on the apron and then stumbles toward where he is, Jarred is able to hit a shoulder block between the second and third rope into Primetime's gut. Jarred then sets up Primetime and then tries to suplex him to the outside. Jarred gets Primetime up, but Primetime falls on the apron and then hits a few fists on Jarred. Jarred gets stunned and then Primetime sets up Jarred and then grabs him by the hair and then leaps off the apron with Jarred and then sends a Jarred face first into the spanish announce table with a one handed bulldog. Jarred slumps down to his knee's and then falls to the mat. Primetime then hits a few stomps on the downed Jarred and then pulls him up and then drops him face first into the table. Jarred stumbles to the apron and then Primetime throws Jarred into the ring and then slides into the ring as well. Primetime then hits a few stomps on Jarred. Jarred the stumlbes to his feet. Primetime then measures up and then nails a few hard fists and then gets Jarred reeling on the ropes and then Primetime whips Jarred to the ropes and then Jarred bounces off the ropes and then Primetime leaps in the air and then nails Jarred with a flying back elbow that sends Jarred down. Primetime then goes into the cover and gets the 1....................2.........kick out. Primetime then pulls Jarred up in the seated position and then puts him in a chin lock trying to wear him down. Jarred, Jarred then starts to get to his feet and then looks for a way out of this move and then hits a few back elbows into the gut of Primetime and then starts to run to the ropes. Primetime then charges as Jarred bounces off the ropes, Jarred stops by the ropes and then low bridges the top rope and Primetime goes flying outside of the ring and goes crashing into the arena floor. Jarred gets up and dives as far as he can across the ring trying to get to his corner. Jarred slowly crawls into the corner....and makes the tag into Angelus as Primetime rolls back into the ring under the bottom rope. Angelus runs into the ring and then nails the Rock with a fist. Rock steps off the apron after that. Primetime gets up and tries to hit a fist. But Angelus blocked it and returns it with a fist and the another one. Then Angelus whips Primetime off the ropes, Primetime bounces off the ropes and then Angelus goes into the air and then nails a heel kick on Primetime. Primetime gets up and Angelus kicks Primetime in the gut and then sets him up. Angelus then lifts up Primetime into a vertical suplex and then into a power slam for the 1.................2.......the Rock breaks up the count.]

King- *walks out of a supply closet* BBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YOU'RE NEXT JR!!

JR-Where the hell did that supply closet come from?

[Angelus stomps on the downed Primetime and then waits for Primetime to get up, Angelus hits a few knife edge chops and then whips him off the ropes. But Primetime reverses the whip and sends Angelus off the ropes, Angelus then leaps in the air and catches Primetime with a flying clothesline. Primetime gets up and then gets knocked down by a standing drop kick by Angelus. Primetime goes down, Angelus then grabs one of Primetime's legs and then drags him into the middle of the ring and then hits a knee into the inner upper leg of Primetime to weaken the leg. Primetime can't do much at this point and Angelus is able to put on a figure four leg lock. Primetime is in a lot of pain as he tries to slide his way to the ropes, but the pain gets too much that he forgets where his shoulders are and then puts them on the mat and Angelus gets a 1................2..........Primetime pulls himself off the mat and then looks for a way out of the hold and then slowly starts to turn the hold around and then does it. The pressure is now on Angelus, Angelus quickly breaks the hold and then gets up stumbling around and holds on to the top rope. Primetime stumbles up limping as well. Angelus limps over to where Primetime is and goes for a wild fist and then Primetime blocks it and then nails a few fists and then tries to whip Angelus off the ropes. But Angelus reverses the whip and sends Primetime to the ropes, Primetime bounces off the ropes and then Angelus goes for a clothesline. But Primetime ducks it and continues to the other side of the ring and then bounces off the other side. Angelus turns around and Primetime and Angelus knock each other down with a double clothesline. Both are down for a while and then they both start to make their way to their corner. Jarred and the Rock reach for the tag and then Angelus makes the tag to Jarred. Angelus tags in Jarred, just as Primetime dives and tags in the Rock. Jarred and the Rock charge at each other, Jarred goes for a fist. But it's blocked and the Rock hits three hard punches in a row. Then mocks Jarred to a mixed reaction and then spits on his hand and then nails a fist that knocks Jarred back and then bounces off the ropes Rock kicks Jarred in the gut and hits a lighting fast DDT. Rock quickly nips up and then gets prepared to go for the Rock bottom. Jarred stumbles up into the Rock and then gets Jarred set up for a Rock bottom. But before he can hit it, Angelus comes from behind and then clubs him in the back breaking up the attempt. Primetime runs into the ring and then hits a few fists on Angelus and then throws him into the corner and then nails a few quick hard fists and then the ref goes to break this up. While this is happening Jarred hits a low blow on the Rock. Rock is a lot of pain as he stumbles back, Jarred stumbles to his feet and sets up and hits a Shawn Michaels like super kick. Jarred goes into the cover on the Rock, the ref turns back around as Primetime goes back on the apron and then counts the 1.....................2............kick out. Jarred gets up and starts to yell in the refs face about the count]

King-Jarred must have been reading my book! It's too bad he was never one to read into stuff closely or that might have worked!

JR-...........

[Jarred then waits for the Rock to get up, the Rock stumbles to his feet and then Jarred htis a few hard fists to the face and then whips him off the ropes. The Rock bounces off the ropes and then Jarred plants him with a side walk slam, Jarred then goes to the outside and then climbs to the top rope. Jarred leaps off and tries to end the match with the LEGENDARY END!!!!!!! But Rock moves out of the way at the last second and then the Rock nips up and then hits a punch to Angelus who is in his corner, Angelus goes flying off the corner and to the mat on the outside. The Rock then gets ready as Jarred stumbles up and goes right into the Rock. The Rock hooks him and then nails the Rock bottom!! The Rock goes into the cover and gets the 1................2..........3!!

King-The Rock beat Jarred.....aw it's not like it was ever in question...

JR-You really don't like your job do you

King-no....I just hate the fact I have to announcer with YOU!!

*King does the Hogan point to JR*

JR-oh well...it seems the Uproar isn't finished

[Angelus slides into the ring pissed and then nails the Rock from behind, but before he can really do any damage Primetime comes from behind and then tries to whip Angelus to the ropes. But Angelus reverses and sends Primetime to the ropes, Primetime bounces off the ropes and then Angelus lowers his head. But Primetime nails a running DDT, Angelus pops up in pain and then holds his face then stumbles into Primetime. Primetime kicks Angelus in the gut and then nails the Rating drop!! The Rock and Primetime stomp on the downed Angelus. Suddenly the crowd start to cheer as Enforcer makes his way to the ring looking extremely pissed. Though the Rock doesn't see this, because he's doing his ring post pose. Enforcer slides into the ring and then pushes Primetime down, Enforcer waits until the Rock steps down. Rock steps down and turns around only to get Enforcers hands around his throat and starts to choke the Rock yelling stuff at him. Jarred is stumbling up on to his feet, suddenly Enforcer turns around and then charges at Jarred and then nails him with a clothesline that makes him do a flip in mid air. Rock smiles and the Rock and Enforcer shake hands. Then Enforcer walks over to where Jarred is as Enforcer looks down at the downed Jarred and then grabs him by the hair and then stomps him out to the apron. Enforcer then takes Jarred and then sets him up in power bomb position gets him up and then throws him down for the power bomb to the outside known as the silencer!! The fans chant "holy shit!! holy shit!! holy shit!!" as Jarred lays broken on the outside, but somehow still concious...but very hurt.]

JR-Oh my god!! Jarred's broken in half!!

*King pegs JR with his crown*

King-You can stop going into WWF mode...thank you.

[EMT's start running down and then start to try to put Jarred on a stretcher. But suddenly a theme comes over the PA system]

JR-aw great...it's our VP...

(Amy Dumas followed behind closely by Chris Jericho who is holding a microphone. Suddenly some police officers come out on the stage and then stand behind Jericho and Dumas. Jericho hands Amy the microphone.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jarred it's been said of you that you really don't watch for detail and you never listen to what other people have to say. That's part of the reason why Jericho and I have been able to make you look like more of a fool then you already are. Which is probably why you didn't listen to anything I had to say last week, please put the clip up on EMF tron.

*This clip shows over the EMF tron from last weeks Shockwave*

.::Amy Dumas::.- You see that agreement that Jericho has with Prez Mike, it prevents him from being barred or thrown out of the arena. So every attack he does, he does at his own risk. The EMF isn't liable for him if he were to get hurt, he isn't covered under company policy. But on the other hand he can wonder around the Extreme Measures Federation and do whatever he wants. In other words if you challenge Jericho to a match, it's like you are challenging a fan. They don't work here, thus they are not contractually obligated to face you or anyone else in the EMF. Pretty smart I would say, it's air tight Jarred.....he can do whatever the hell he wants to you and you can do little to him or me for that matter. Because in other words Jarrett....you can't attack Jericho unless you are physically forced to do so.

*end of clip*

.::Amy Dumas::.-Even with those words of warning, you still decided to attack Jericho. If everyone doesn't remember what I'm talking about, I'll show you!

*Another clip on the EMF tron*

yelling some stuff at the crowd while he walks. Jarred is starting to come around, Jericho starts to yell random insults. Though Jericho doesn't realize Jarred is more aware then it seems and the rage that fills over the past few weeks Jarred explodes up and then takes down Jericho with a double leg take down out of no where and starts to hammer him with hard fists.

*end of clip*

.::Amy Dumas::.-You see Jarred when you did that, it was just like attacking a random fan in the crowd. Jericho never threw one punch, yet you still attacked him. But that's ok, because this is where it gets good! Jarred you see like a normal fan, Jericho CAN press changes and IS pressing charges against you. So officers if you will.

(The officers look a bit unsure, seeing how Jarred isn't in much condition to be arrested. But Jericho and Amy insist on them arresting Jarred. They then start to walk down and then pull Jarred off the stretcher and put him in handcuffs. Jarred is too out of it right now to even question it, the officers pulls Jarred up and march him up the ramp as the crowd boo's at Jericho and Amy. At this point Jarred gets to the top or the stage, Jericho and Amy are off to one side. Jarred tries to move towards them, but are yanked back to the entrance and they disappear backstage area. Jericho and Amy follow behind the group of officers that are taking Jarred away)

JR-This must have been Jericho and Dumas's plan all along! Those bastards!

King-This is great! Jarred is on his way to meet Road's old cell mate Bubba...again!

[The EMF tron lits up with the image of one of the police officers shoving the barely conscious Jarred into squad car. Suddenly a tap come from one of the windows, Jericho is looking inside the car where Jarred is waving.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Bye, bye ass clown!!

(With that the squad car starts to move, Jericho steps back to where Amy is. Jericho puts one arm around Amy. Both Jericho and Amy wave to the squad car with smiles on their faces as Saturday Shockwave fades away.)