EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, the EMF video starts to play. It finally ends and we go into the darken arena as fireworks blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans wave their signs and yell. Such as "my sign is CLASSIC", "I'd kill Rad at Warzone", and "DFEFEDFDSF Malis!".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave and what a show we have for you tonight.

King-FINALLY Rex and Rad get their tag team titles.

Kris Gaffney-Something tells me that it'll be staled somehow…

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring and steps into the ring.)

King-It's a good thing he's done playing video games.

Kris Gaffney- Something tells me…no matter how good he is at Warzone…a creative character that Prez Mike made in that same game would beat him.

JR-Well…eerr…Rad is hell of an athlete, that much is for sure.

("Rage theme" blasts on the PA system as he walks down to the ring with Mickie James)

JR-Rage has always has talent…he just needs to get focused!

King-Hard to do with Mickie.

Kris Gaffney-Many people would agree with you.

("Cold" blasts on the PA system as Devin Malis walks to the ring and steps inside the ring.)

JR- Devin Malis has been looking to get to his winning ways.

King-eeerrr…he just lost to two really good people and the TV champion?

[Rad Hazard and Rage don't seem like they want to wait for Devin Malis to get into the ring. Seemly Rad didn't like the fact that Rage tried to help him out last week. He hammers Rage with fist and Rage seemly was taken off guard. But he throws one of his own and it connects and both wrestlers are trading fist back and forth. But Rage is just throwing them to keep up. Rad Hazard is able to duck one and then is behind Rage and lifts up Rage and hits a atomic drop and Rage is in pain and stumbles forward and bounces off the ropes and Rad Hazard hits a fist to the face and Rad Hazard goes down to the mat. Suddenly Devin Malis comes from behind and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Rad Hazard. Rad Falls to his knee's and then Devin Malis pulls him up and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Rad Hazard and tries to whip him to the ropes and Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes and he comes off the ropes and leaps in the air and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face and Devin Malis goes down to the mat and Devin Malis gets up and Rad Hazard hits a running clothesline. Rad Hazard goes over to the ropes as Devin Malis gets up and looks angry and charges at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard counters with a back body drop that sends Devin Malis flying to the outside taking out Rage as well. Rad Hazard sets up as Devin Malis and Rage get up to their feet and Rad Hazard charges to the ropes and comes off and he goes for a suicide dive to the outside. But before he can hit it, Devin and Rage move out of the way and Malis crashes and burns. Devin Malis is able to knock Rage down to the mat hitting before Rage knows what hit him. Devin Malis takes Rage and throws him into the ring steps, and then Devin Malis throws Rad Hazard into the ring and Devin Malis jumps on the apron and then up to the top rope and measures up Rad Hazard as he gets to his feet and leaps off and connects with a cross body block into the pin 1……………..2………….kick out by Rad Hazard.]

JR-Devin Malis has taken control of this match.

King-This isn't good is it?

Kris Gaffney-Eeerrr, well he's trying to impress Hilary…he really wants to be the first man..

JR-Wrong Hilary.

Bill Clinton-You could have her, if you want!

King-I'll pass…

[Devin Malis gets up and then looks at the ref, but stays on the attack and then he pulls up Rad Hazard and then whips him to the ropes and Rad Hazard comes off the ropes, but hooks the ropes as Devin Malis goes for a drop kick, but crashes and burns and Rad Hazard takes a few moments and goes for a big elbow drop. But Rad Hazard moves out of the way and then he crashes to the mat. Devin Malis gets up to his feet and throws Rad Hazard shoulder first into the ring post, and Rad Hazard pulls himself out of the turnbuckle and Rad stumbles back and Devin Malis kicks Rad Hazard in the gut and hits a release germen suplex and goes into the cover and gets a 1………2………kick out. Malis rolls away, and goes back. But Rad is able to kick out at Malis and stumble him back and he goes to the ropes and Rage hits Devin Malis with a chair shot. Malis stumbles back into the waiting arms of Rad Hazard who hits an inverted Russian leg sweep and goes into the cover. But before he can get a one Rage rolls into the ring and picks up Rad Hazard and throws him out of the ring and then Rage waits for Devin Malis to get up. Devin Malis stumbles up to his feet and then Devin Malis gets kicked in the gut and then planted with a impaler DDT. Rage goes into the cover and gets a 1……………2………Rad Hazard was able to pull Rage off the cover. Rad goes on the apron. But before he can do anything, he gets hit with a Rage his a baseball slide into the legs and makes Rad Hazard falls on the apron face first, and into the ring and he measures up for his finisher.]

JR-Rage looks to be in control.

King- I guess so

[Rage goes for his finisher, but it's fought out of and Rad Hazard pushes Rage back and hits a quick drop kick that sends Rage to the outside. Devin Malis goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Rad Hazard and Rad kicks Devin Malis into the gut sets him up and hits a brain buster! Devin Malis looks down for the count. Rad Hazard goes into the cover and gets a 1..............2........suddenly Rage reaches in and pulls Rad off the cover. Rad turns around and suddenly gets a chair to the face. Rad is down. Rage looks on insanely and slides into the ring as Devin is getting up in the corner. Rage charges at Devin in the corner and goes for a running knee. But Devin steps out of the corner and floats over the knee and gets him into a school boy and gets a 1.............2..........3!]

(OOC-Nice job Devin! Even though no one RPed, you wrote a good RP.)

(OOC 2-I also made this ending so the match this week makes sense. Even though Rad and Rage didn't RP, I tried to make them look alright as well.)

(Shockwave comes back on the air with Terri Runnels stood in the ring. she is holding a microphone, just like last week.)

Terri: Last week we interviewed Becky Bayless from her home, this week I am joined by her once more as we ask her some questions submitted by the fans of EMF.

(The screen changes to show Becky Bayless sat in her house, the camera is zoomed out more than this week and we see that she is sat in an empty room with black walls on a wooden chair. She looks healthier than last week but she still looks as though her mind is elsewhere.)

Terri: Okay Becky. Our first question is "Why do you not share a surname with any of your relatives?"

Becky: Why should I? I am a disappointment to my family, they don't want me as part of them and I don't want to be a part of them.

Terri: Do you speak to your mom often?

Becky: no. Well, not since I came out with the identity of the bitch who ruined my life, in fact all I have had from her was an email, it said simply "Don't ever contact me again. You know what? I don't care, she never liked me anyway, I don't need anyone else, I am my own woman.

Terri: What do you think of Amy's current situation?

Becky: I think it is great, it just goes to show how human she is. Makes me laugh really, mother hates me for being normal, she thinks Amy is perfect yet at the moment Amy is essentially a slave, what a beautiful contrast. I am happy, I am happy to admit that I am human. Meanwhile the stupid bitch is a slave. A pawn in another game.

Terri: And finally, if you could say anything to your sister right now what would you say?

Becky: I hate you. I hated you from the day you were first mentioned, you made my life a misery without even being there. You overshadowed me in everything you did, you ruined my relationship with every member of my family, I hate you. you made me drive my car off a bridge, you…

(Becky begins to cry, he face convulsing with a mixture of pain, anger and sadness. she stops for a moment and takes in a large breath before speaking.)

Becky: I hate you.

(Becky gets up off the seat rubbing her eyes, she leaves the room, leaving the screen empty. As she does so the screen returns to normal, leaving Terri in the ring, lost for words.)

Terri: Well, after that, well, I don’t know what is next. Becky will be back on the show next week, I think, I hope.

(We come back as "Stranglehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring and steps inside the ring)

JR-Pond is having quite a run, in fact…it's getting close to some of the longest we had in EMF history.

King-eeerrr we keep track of that now?

Kris Gaffney-I guess…

("More Human, than human" by Rob Zombie blasts on the PA system as Troy walks to the ring with Candice.)

JR-Although, this man looks ready to step up.

King-Who cares about that…poor Candice for the rest of her life…OUCH!

[Dewey Pond and TTT stand in the middle of the ring, they start talking trash. TTT looks like he's talking a lot more trash and Dewey Pond hits a slap to the face. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face and then TTT stumbles back and Dewey Pond whips TTT to the ropes and TTT comes off the ropes and Dewey Pond lowers his head and his back body drop to TTT. TTT goes flying through the air and crashes to the ground. TTT stumbles up to his feet and is off balance enough for Dewey Pond to hit a clothesline and it knocks TTT back and he falls out of the ropes and to the arena floor. TTT gets up as Dewey Pond gets goes to the ropes and sling shots himself over the ropes and hits a cross body block that connects with TTT and both wrestlers are down on the mat and Dewey Pond takes a few moments and then he takes TTT and whips him into the steps and TTT crashes into the steps. Dewey Pond rolls into the ring and rolls back out. Dewey Pond rolls into the ring and see's TTT near the corner and Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of TTT who is stumbles around in the corner. Dewey Pond tries to whip TTT into the corner, but it's reversed by TTT. Dewey Pond goes to the ropes and he runs up the turnbuckle and leaps off the top turnbuckle and hits a moonsault into a cover and gets a 1………………2……….kick out by TTT. Dewey Pond gets up and goes to the ropes and then hits a front drop kick to the side of the head of TTT to put him down on the mat and again and TTT gets hit with a few stomps by Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond brings him up, only to take him down with a double leg take down and Dewey Pond grabs TTT's leg and then hits a few elbows to the leg. TTT is in pain and then he puts on a single leg lock as the ref asks TTT if he wants to give it up, but he refuses and TTT is able take his long arms and push Dewey Pond's head down and smashes it with his free leg.]

JR-TTT's power came to the front there.

King-He sure did smash Dewey

[TTT is in pain and he rolls to the ropes and gets up with the help of the ropes and then TTT gets up to his feet and then suddenly Dewey Pond charges at TTT. TTT is able to counter with a back body drop over the top rope and on to the arena floor. TTT takes a few moments to rest and then steps over the top rope and goes on the attack on Dewey Pond and TTT hits a few forearm shots to the face of Dewey Pond and TTT picks up Dewey Pond in a military press and throws him into the steel ramp way and Dewey Pond is in pain and Dewey Pond gets pulled up by his hair and gets thrown into the ring and TTT goes into the cover and gets a 1………………..2…………kick out by Dewey Pond. TTT grabs Dewey Pond and lifts him up over his shoulder and drops him on the top rope and Dewey Pond stumbles around TTT takes a few moments and then he kicks him in the gut and puts him in power bomb position and lifts him up and throws him into the turnbuckle and he's now in pain and falls down to the mat and TTT backs up and hits a leg drop on the back of the head of Dewey Pond and he goes into the cover and gets a 1……………2………….kick out by Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond crawls into the corner and TTT stalks him and hits a few knees into the gut and takes a few moments and hip tosses him out of the corner and he falls to the mat.]

JR-Troy is taking control of this match.

King-Candice is going to have victory celebration with me if he wins!

Kris Gaffney-Don’t you mean…with him, if he wins?

King-eerrr…yeah?

[Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet, Troy picks up Dewey Pond and then puts him on his shoulders. But as he spins around, Pond's feet knock out the ref as Troy throws Pond to the mat below. Troy pulls up Dewey Pond and tries to whip him to the ropes and Troy comes off of the ropes and Troy gets hit with the Dew Drop into the cover, but there is no ref. Pond goes over to the ref and gets him moving again and then Dewey Pond goes to the outside and climbs to the top rope and leaps off for a cross body block and he hits it. But Troy is able to reverse the pin and locks his arms and gets the 1…………………2………………3]

JR-TTT caught Pond off guard.

(OOC-This match could have went either way, therefore this was a staff decision. Nothing personal, and I'm sure in the future after LS, before LOB we can have an actual rematch. Although, Troy…watch out for your spelling, it wasn't too bad…but it was a concern of mine, which is why I was so unsure for a long time and why it took so long.)

("Carnage theme" blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Carnage is the hired gun of the EMF Attitude group.

King- Yeah, they sure don't like Jarred.

Kris Gaffney-Was there a reason for that?

King-Not yet…

("Boulevard of broken dreams" blasts on the PA system as Jarred Carthallion walks to the ring.)

JR- Jarred and Carnage have a long storied history…but lately their feud has gotten more personal.

King-Well…that's probably thanks to his ex-wife.

Kris Gaffney-Ex's just don't go away easily..

[Jarred and Carnage face off and then they talk trash, Jarred Carthallion slaps Carnage and Carnage gets angry. Carnage throws a fist, but it's ducked under and then Carnage turns around and Jarred Carthallion gets a few fists into Carnage and Carnage reels back and then Jarred tries to whip Carnage. But Carnage puts on the breaks and then Jarred Carthallion tries to whip him again. But Carnage ends up throwing Jarred Carthallion to the outside. Jarred Carthallion lands on the floor. But he is soon to get up, Carnage grabs his hair from inside the ring and pulls him up to the apron, but Jarred Carthallion counters with a hang man on the top rope and then he stumbles back and then Jarred Carthallion climbs on the apron and up the top rope and comes off the top rope with a flying double axe handle to Carnage. Carnage stumbles around and Jarred Carthallion goes to the ropes and comes off of the ropes and then comes off and he hits a shoulder block that stumbles Carnage back, but he does not go down. Jarred Carthallion hits a kick to the gut and then Jarred Carthallion goes to the ropes and comes off of the ropes and then Carnage goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under by Jarred Carthallion and Jarred Carthallion hits a super kick that stumbles Carnage and Carnage is now stuck in the ropes and Jarred Carthallion seems to have the opening that he wants and then he starts to throwing fists while Carnage is in the ropes. Finally the ref makes Jarred Carthallion back off and then Jarred is able to break loose and hits a boot to the face of Carnage and then finally the ref makes him back off again and then Carnage is finally unhooked. Carnage is on his knee, Jarred is throwing fists. Carnage pushes Jarred away and goes into the corner. Jarred tries to throw more fists, but one is blocked and Carnage turns it into a head butt. Carnage grabs Jarred Carthallion by his neck and throws him into the corner.]

JR-Carnage power was going to catch up sooner or later.

King-Seems like sooner.

Kris Gaffney-Well…at least Jarred doesn't have any kid's…anymore….right now…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Carnage hits a few body shots to Jarred who reels in the corner and then follows up with a knee into the gut. Carnage whips Jarred Carthallion into the opposite side of the ring and then Carnage charges into the corner. Jarred Carthallion is able to get his boot up and then that stuns Carnage. Jarred Carthallion would do more, but suddenly the "Black Widow" Katrina jumps on the apron and is doing something. Jarred goes down and doesn't look happy. But before he can do anything to Katrina or Katrina could distract him any longer. Suddenly Amy Jericho comes down to the ring as quickly as she can on heels and pulls Katrina off and yells at Katrina to go to the back. They look like they might get into a fight, but Katrina knowing better to attack the Vice President of the EMF twice goes to the back. Amy watches her back this time as Katrina disappears to the back. She stays to make sure no other person comes down. But seemly Carnage was still able to get control of the match as he's back body dropping Jarred. Jarred goes on the ropes and Carnage chokes Jarred Carthallion for a count of 3 and Carnage goes to the ropes and comes back and crashes down on Jarred Carthallions back. Jarred Carthallion stumbles up as Carnage waits for Jarred to come towards him. He grabs him by the neck and then lifts him up and hits a choke slam. Carnage goes into the cover and gets a 1…………….2……….kick out at the very last moment.]

JR-Carnage usually puts people away with that move, but seemly he did not beat Jarred down long enough.

King-eerrr, Tony must not have found enough babies to feed him.

[Carnage holds up his hand and goes for another choke slam as Jarred Carthallion stumbles up to his feet. Carnage grabs Jarred by the throat and lifts him up, but Jarred Carthallion is able to slip out and roll to the back into a school boy and surprises Carnage enough to get the quick 1…………..2………3!]

JR-Jarred got the three!

[Amy looks like she's happy that she foiled Katrina's plan, but suddenly she gets hit from behind. She stumbles forward without knowing what hit her, due to her high heels she twists her ankle. She seems to be in quite a lot of pain as the camera gets a shot that Katrina has come back and it seems the Badd Boy is on his way down the ramp as well. Katrina grabs the now helpless Amy by her hair, looking to inflict more pain. Suddenly she let's go with an "oh shit" look. As Jarred Carthallion chases her away, Scott Kincaid jumps from the crowd and walks over to the ramp way. Kincaid and Carthallion uneasily stand in front of the still down Amy who's in pain as they stare down Tony and Katrina who are on the top of the stage as we fade into commercial.]

("For Whom the bell tolls" blasts on the PA system as Rex and Rad Hazard walks to the ring.)

King-What a classic entrance.

Kris Gaffney- Eerrr…wonder what Rex thinks about his interviewer getting killed?

King-Meh…

("Down with the Sickness" blasts on the PA system, then "Bad, Bad Man" blasts on the PA system as John Cena walk to the ring. Both carrying their tag belts.

JR-They been tag champions for quite a while.

X-Pac-That's because they having faced me and Road Dogg!

King-Oh yeah…that's the reason…

[Rex and Angelus Archer starts out pacing around the ring and then they lock up and they look for an advantage. Rex being a little stronger than Angelus starts to push him back a little bit, but the more experienced Angelus is able to put Rex into a side head lock and then Angelus Archer puts the pressure on Rex. Rex looks a way out of this hold and then backs Angelus Archer to the ropes and then whips him off the hold Rex bounces off the ropes and then comes off the ropes and Angelus Archer and Rex comes hit a double shoulder block. But both wrestlers do not seem to move, Angelus is the most effected. But only stumbles back a little bit allowing Rex to charge to the ropes and comes off the ropes and goes for a spear. But it's ducked over, Rex turns around and gets a back thrust kick to the gut. This doubles over Rex, Angelus hooks Rex and hits a flipping swinging neck breaker (eerrr…he went to the palace of wisdom for that one.). Angelus Archer goes into the cover and gets a 1……………………2………….kick out by Rex. Angelus Archer puts him into a chin lock, the ref checks it and makes sure that it's not a choke and it's not. Rex gets up to his feet and then hits a few elbows into the gut on Rex and then he runs to the ropes and comes off the ropes and Angelus Archer catches Rex for a power slam into the cover and gets a 1………………2……………kick out by Rex. Angelus hits a few stomps and goes for the tag to John Cena and Cena comes into the ring and picks up Rex and hits a slam. John Cena backs to the ropes and hits a knee drop to the face and Rex is in pain and Cena pulls up Rex and throws him into the corner and hits a few fists into the corner and John Cena whips Rex into the corner. He waits a few moments and charges into the corner and Rex gets his boot up Cena stumbles back and Rex hits the spear that he was going for earlier.]

JR-Rex hits the spear!

King-That was for Angelus…why does Cena have to take it?

Kris Gaffney-Meh?

[Rex gets up and falls down right into the tag on Rad. Rad Hazard comes into the ring ring and hits a few fists to the face as John Cena gets up. Rad Hazard lets up for a moment and then John Cena goes for a fist, but it's ducked under by Rad Hazard and Rad Hazard hits a back heel kick as Cena turns around. Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face as Cena stumbles back to the ropes and tries to whip Rad Hazard to the ropes. But it's reversed by John Cena and Rad Hazard comes off the ropes and Rad Hazard hits a flying forearm shot to the face. Angelus Archer comes into the ring and then Rex comes into the ring and blindsides him with a running clothesline and Angelus Archer gets up. Rex and Rad hit double fist to Angelus Archer and doubles whip him to the ropes and he comes off the ropes and they hit a double flap jack. Angelus Archer rolls out of the ring and Rex goes to the outside to fight him a little bit while in the while Rad Hazard has rolled up John Cena and gets a 1……………..2………….kick out by John Cena. Rad Hazard takes a few moments and then rolls to the outside and goes to the apron and waits for John Cena to get up. Once he's gotten up, Rad Hazard leaps on to the top rope and goes for a spring board clothesline. But it's ducked under by John Cena. But Rad Hazard is now behind John Cena. Rad Hazard hits a drop kick. John Cena stumbles forward and bounces back and goes for a wild clothesline. But it's ducked under and Rad Hazard hits a front Russian leg sweep. Rad Hazard goes into the cover and gets a 1……………….2…………kick out at the last moment by John Cena (if it was Jeff Jarrett who hit that…it would be all over, but this isn't *whiny voice* HIS WORLD…GIVE IT BACK!)]

JR-Almost three.

King-That would be an upset.

Kris Gaffney-If he won, that would give him fame enough to have his own music video. That he would sing everytime he walked to the ring.

[Rad Hazard goes over to Angelus, this draws Angelus out and this draws the ref over. Rex comes into the ring and starts to double team John Cena. Angelus Archer jumps out of the ring as the ref turns around and see's the double teaming. John Cena bounces off the ropes. Rex and Rad lower their head, but before they can hit it. John Cena hits a kick to the face. Rex stumbles up and goes into the corner, John Cena hits a clothesline into the corner and looks to down more as the ref tries to break it up. Rad tries to go to help his partner, but Angelus Archer out of sight of almost everyone, slides under the ropes and hits a low blow on Rad. Rad is in pain, Angelus slides out of the ring and pulls Rex out of the ring. John Cena turns around and see's Rad Hazard stunned in pain and he lifts him up and hits an F-U. He goes into the cover and gets a 1……………….2………..3!!]

JR-Angelus came in the back door and hit a low blow to set up the downfall of Rad Hazard.

(Cena gets his belt, but doesn't look like he trusts Angelus enough to stay in the ring so he jumps out of the ring as Shockwave goes off the air.)

(OOC-Anyway I look at it, Cena and Angelus were a bit much for Rad and Rex this occasion. Styles were similar on each team, Cena matched up with Rad and Angelus matched up with Rex. All together, it was a bit much, Nice RP's though. Although Rex, there was something in your RP I noticed that could have had an issue, but I will leave it alone. Just remember, I do read these RP's very closely.)