EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go to the Shockwave intro video. It ends as we fade into the arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as pryo ends and the fans wave their signs and make a lot of noise. Some of the signs says "Harry Potter stole my sign", "I read Harry Potter instead of making this sign", and "Harry Ownz EMF" (OOC-lol, just having fun. Nothing personal.) JR- Welcome to…King what you doing… (King is reading a book) King-Quiet! I'm reading you idiot! JR-Were doing a show here… King-I got someone to fill in for me… (Suddenly Jericho and Amy's parrot flies on to King's shoulder and says.) Jericho and Amy's parrot-(to JR) BAAAAAAAAAARRRR YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! BBBBBBAAAAAARRRR Kris Gaffney-We won't even know the difference… (The EMF tron lights up with the image of Amy Jericho behind her desk. She seemed to decide not to leave her office with this dress on. The dress is a dark purple strapless, curving v cut that shows a lot of her breasts off. The rest of the dress is skin tight and the skirt itself goes around the mid-calf (think Maria's dress from RAW). She didn't want to stand up either, the high heels that she was now forced to wear killed her. Regardless if she was use to them from previous experiences she doesn't look happy at thinking about that. She works on more paper work, little did she know she was about to have an unexpected visitor. We see the EMF World Heavyweight Champion MxMxPunk come in, he has an old school Sonics throwback on with a white pair of sunglasses he walks in and sits down at the vacant chair in Amy's office. He takes off his glasses] .::Amy Jericho::.-You know, it would have been more polite if you would have knocked.... MxMxPunk: See Amy, im the EMF champion, I dont have to knock. (Amy rolls her eyes, and crosses her arms.) .::Amy Jericho::.-Not that I didn't know who you were from the belt, so you're that Justin kid, huh? Well Justin I know this is the first time we have met, but you do need to know regardless of if your the world champion or not, I'm still your boss... MxMxPunk pulls his feet up on Amys Desk exposing his Air Jordans MxMxPunk: First of all its MxMxPunk, and i really dont give a damn what you have to say, i dont see you EMF Champion. .::Amy Jericho::.-Whatever Justin, (starts to talk to him as if he were a smaller kid) of course I'm not EMF champion. I'm not a guy, I'm obviously a girl, and I've done a lot in my time too. Including the EMF's women's championship, but now I'm retired, and I deal with people who obviously don't respect me. MxMxPunk: No Actually, your Cena's bitch. MxMxPunk, he does what he wants, when he wants, thats why I'm so successful. .::Amy Jericho::.-I know it's cool to use that language in high school, but not here. It's not respectful, and no I'm not his "bitch" as you put it. MxMxPunk: Yeah well, I got my ability to back up my words and also High School means more than it did back then. I mean look at me, Californias BEST Athlete. and you swam. Thats the difference between us Amy, I strive for the Top, you do something many immigrants do. Swim. .::Amy Jericho::.-What's wrong with swimming? Sure it might not be the most popular sport out there, but it was fun. MxMxPunk: Maybe for you, but not the guys who had to look at your gross ass in a bikini .::Amy Jericho::.-Eeerr...that's pretty hurtful, but I don't see anything very gross about me Justin. Unless you don't like girls...your not...like that, are you? MxMxPunk: Have you seen that girl in my matches? Damn. she'd probably make swimming interesting. I'd play marco polo with her if you know what i mean MxMxPunk grins (she shakes her head, knowing what Justin was talking about) .::Amy Jericho::.- That's probably something you should be staying away from. But ok, I was just checking. So you didn't answer my question, what exactly is so gross about me. MxMxPunk: First of all the fact your married 2 that has been .::Amy Jericho::.-Oh, you hear that do you? Thing is, yes Justin you made history a few weeks ago. Everyone who says Jericho is a has been says it while he was out making history, so does that make you a has been? MxMxPunk: No, that makes me better than him. .::Amy Jericho::.-Your Becky Bayless now? So why the sudden attack on me and my husband? MxMxPunk: Have you seen me, Taking on legend after legend, not to mention wrestling four matches in one night. Its only a matter of time before you and your pretty boy husband get PUNK'D as well .::Amy Jericho::.-Punk'd? So what are you suggesting, are you suggesting you want to hit a girl? Big deal, you didn't do it at one time, did you? And how many were those actual champions? MxMxPunk: At one time? Nope. Thats damn near impossible (She gives a smile, and says proudly) .::Amy Jericho::.-Maybe you shouldn't be calling my husband a has been then. Because he took on 4 people in elimination match at First Blood 2004, because I had my job taken away from me, and he fought to get it back. Sadly, other than my personal life, my luck hasn't improved. But still, a little respect would be nice. MxMxPunk: Don't matter about your husband, hes not in my league, and i respect people who deserve it, you on the other hand, you kinda, not to be mean, but you look kinda....cheap? and yeah, thats illegal since I'm under age. (She looks down, and says.) .::Amy Jericho::.-No...I look like a girl, which is worst to me. If you want to complain to someone, go complain to Cena if you don't like it. After all, your suppose to face him soon anyways, you can show him why you're...um...SHOOTIN'! MxMxPunk: its BALLIN....and you know Amy, this is kinda out of my ability, but maybe if i put my World Title On the line, and beat Cena, he will remove you from House work...how does that sound? (She shakes her head) .::Amy Jericho::.-As nice as it is to offer that, it's a bit too late. I'm already out of the house cleaning job with Cena. As an alternative, I'm being forced to dress like this now...She sighs somewhat depressingly MxMxPunk: Maybe i can take that away? .::Amy Jericho::.-I doubt it....Cena's having too much fun. Basically all he needs to see me not wearing a skirt and he can do to me whatever he wants to. Which is why I'm wearing these horrible high heels too... MxMxPunk:Well you know what then Amy, I'm taking that bastard down and defending the title. You see me destroy legends, im going to take John Cena out and prove why im half basketball player, half wrestler, 100% AMAZING! .::Amy Jericho::.-Well whatever happens to John Cena, he well deserves it. So it won't be like I'll be rooting against you at all Justin. You probably saw what he did to me at Payback this year, so he could fall off a cliff and I wouldn't care. So I don't see why you are calling me gross for whatever reason. MxMxPunk: Yeah, MxMxPunk, hes the play maka, theres no chance of Cena winning, hell, im going to destroy Cena an hel never be seen again. .::Amy Jericho::.-Alright, well I hope you do it. But that still doesn't answer why you needed to tell me this, no offense of course. MxMxPunk: Well, I see you booked a triple threat womens title match, and im here to demand Kylie be added (Amy looks blankly at MxMxPunk, and says.) .::Amy Jericho::.-And just who is Kylie? MxMxPunk: Well if you didn't spend all your time getting raped, you would watch my matches and know sometimes she gets involved in my matches. Your the vice president and you let random people you don't know into your arena. Sounds like you should have spent more time with your studies. This concerns me since i'm champion and all .::Amy Jericho::.-eeeerrr, I've never been raped...I get groped a lot...but never raped. The moment I try to do something, I have to run for my life for fear of getting stripped down. I usually know everyone that's known here Justin, and I know of the girl who's been running into your matches. But she obviously was with you, so right now I don't know much more, so why don't you enlighten me. MxMxPunk: She is the head cheerleader, she is also my dance partner at half time during my highschool games .::Amy Jericho::.-Cheerleader huh, I don't know if you knew..I tried out for cheer. Although I wasn't as into it as some of the girls there, which is why I got out of it. So why do you want a cheerleader to be in a match previewing the women's championship battle royal? MxMxPunk: The mere fact that Kylie is going to win the battle royal this sunday and later on defeat Jackie .::Amy Jericho::.-Fairly bold statement, I don't think Jackie's going to be that easy to beat if this cheerleader can survive the battle royal. But then again...weirder things have happen. MxMxPunk: Well Amy, just like I proved the world wrong, Kylie will also. .::Amy Jericho::.-You did...but I don't know, maybe it's the image I have in my head of cheerleaders. I don't know, maybe it's changed since I've been in High School. I could see them as athletic, but never could see them as tough enough to be a professional wrestler. MxMxPunk: I think your hiding something, i dont think you had the ability to be a cheerleader, I bet you got cut, you dont look like youd be able to be one. You'll be damn amazed when you see Kylie .::Amy Jericho::.-Well trust me Justin...not everyone thinks I'm "gross" as you put it. (Suddenly a sign that reads "run away with me Amy" drops down from the sky. Amy looks annoyed, and the sign goes back up.) .::Amy Jericho::.-Anyways....I'm not gross and I think anyone that seen my career knows how athletic I am. MxMxPunk: Keep telling yourself that Amy, Kylie will win, NO DOUBT. .::Amy Jericho::.- Like I said, I have no reason to doubt you. But I'm just going what I remember, the girls I knew wouldn't last 2 seconds in that ring. MxMxPunk: Maybe the girls didnt look strong enough, because you just had gross buff arms from swimming all those laps. .::Amy Jericho::.-It's called being an athlete. Yes cheer isn't easy, but it's not what I'd call a sport. That wasn't nice at all, so fine I'll give your friend a chance. I don't doubt her...as I said, maybe it's changed since I was in High School. I mean I guess Marc Mead's girlfriends have been successful. Just if something happens, know that I tried to help, but you had to go and insult me. MxMxPunk: Good, now, my time is vavuable and i wont waste it with some soon to be middle age freak assfuck like yourself.....MxMxPunk gets up and walks out of the room as we hear a faint BALLIN. from down the hallway .::Amy Jericho::.-That kid is so weird... (Amy shakes her head, it looks like she had gotten through everything early, and was going to leave early as she is collecting her things to lock up her office, as we fade into the ring once again) ("Down with the Sickness" blasts on the PA system as Angelus Archer walks to the ring and slides into the ring.) JR-Angelus Archer is a very dangerous competitor. (Jericho and Amy's parrot flies off, yelling "no hope! No hope! BAAARRRR" King-Oh great, I gotta do my job now…BLAH! Kris Gaffney-Had to happen sometime. ("Death's theme" blasts on the PA system as Death walks to the ring, he slides into the ring and waits for the match to start.) King-He's too late…Ric Flair isn't here. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…Edge did him a favor, I guess. JR-Death did have an impressive win over Rage last week, let's see if he can continue with a win over a great competitor like Angelus Archer. [Angelus Archer and Death pace around the ring and face off in the middle of the ring. Angelus Archer see's an opening and quickly hits a punch to the gut and follows it up with a chop to the chin that knocks down Death. Angelus Archer pulls up Death and whips him to the ropes and Death comes off the ropes and Angelus Archer lowers his head and hits a back body drop on Death. Death stumbles up to his feet and gets hit with a running clothesline by Angelus Archer. Death is dazed, and gets up to his feet, Angelus Archer hammer locks Death's arm and then throws him into the corner and Death stumbles backwards and Angelus Archer comes from behind and then puts Death on the top rope and Angelus Archer climbs to the top rope and hits a super belly to back suplex from the top rope and Death crashes down as Angelus Archer goes into the cover and gets a 1……………..2……….kick out by Death. Angelus Archer pulls Death into a seated position and then he puts him in a nerved hold for a few moments and before Death can do anything Angelus lets go and grabs Death by the hair and hits a elbow to the face of Death, this stuns him enough to put him back in the nerve hold. Death looks for a way out of the hold and starts to get to his feet and hits a few back elbows into the gut, this makes Angelus Archer let got and Death goes to the ropes and comes off and Angelus Archer goes for a clothesline. But Death ducks under the clothesline and continues to the other side of the ring and Death comes off and he looks like he's going for some sort of move. That we'll never know due to the fact that Angelus Archer is able to hit spinning wheel kick. Death gets up slowly after a few moments and then he gets kicked in the gut and Angelus Archer goes for a double underhooked move. But Death spins out, Angelus Archer tries to bring Death in for a short arm clothesline. Death ducks it and runs and hits a bulldog head lock driving Angelus face into the mat] JR-A nice series of counters, Death might have bought himself sometime to rest. King-And me too puts on glasses with eyes on it* Kris Gaffney-Got to stick with the classics…even though they might not count. [Death is tired, but he decides to be successful he must go to the air. Death climbs to the top rope and then before he can leap off, Angelus gets up quickly and runs up the turnbuckle. But Death is able to push Angelus Archer off before he gets his footing and Angelus Archer goes down to the mat. Angelus archer gets up and gets nailed with a missile drop kick on Angelus Archer. Death goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………2………kick out. Death hits a few stomps on the downed Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer stumbles up to his feet and then he gets doubled over due to a kick to the gut and then he backs off and he hits a running knee lift to the face. Angelus Archer gets up stunned, Death kicks him in the gut again doubling him over and double under hooks him and takes him over for a double under hook suplex. Angelus Archer is down, but Death feels he needs one more move, so he goes to the ropes and comes off and hits a high elbow drop that connects (usually those miss…go figure, anyways…). Death goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2…………kick out by Angelus. Angelus goes into the ropes and uses them to get up to his feet, what he doesn't notice is Death has grabs his legs and now that he's on the top rope has his entire body air born. Death pulls Angelus Archer off the top rope right into a sit down power bomb and into a pinning combination for a 1………………….2………………Angelus Archer grabs the bottom rope to break up the count.] JR-Almost three there. Kris Gaffney-Got to love the fact that their always in the right place… [Angelus gets picked up by Death, and whipped to the ropes. But it's reversed by Angelus and Death comes off the ropes and Angelus hits a front spinebuster on Death. Angelus takes a few moment to rest, although Death is coming up too fast. Angelus gets up and Death goes for a clothesline. Angelus ducks and hits the slain that totally doesn't have the effect a normal one. Angelus falls away, both wrestlers are down, Angelus after a few moments gets up, and thinks that he should hit another one after Death has had time to recover, Angelus goes over to Death and pulls up what seems to be dead weight. Angelus Archer considers just pinning him, but suddenly Death reaches up and traps him in a small package and gets the 1……………2…………3!] JR-Death caught Angelus off guard. King-That's not good.. Kris Gaffney-Not at all… (The camera shows a figure walking from a distance in a corridor backstage, as the figure draws closer it is revealed to be Becky Bayless, alone. She looks anxious, with anxiety spread across her features. As she approaches the camera she makes a sharp left, turning down another corridor. The camera follows as Becky looks over her shoulder several times. She reaches a door marked "Private", after looking around once more she slowly knocks on it with her knuckles.) Becky: Hello? (Becky waits for a moment but receives no response, she smiles before trying the handle, it is locked.) Becky: Damm (She pulls a bobby pin from her hair; twisting it into one long strip of metal she uses it to pick the lock. She moves it about for a few moments before withdrawing it.) Becky: Yes. (She twists the handle once more and the door opens, she steps into the room, as she turns on the light it is revealed to be an office. A large desk sits against one wall and a large leather chair is behind it. Becky turns to look at the walls, on them hand several photographs documenting the career of Amy Jericho. As Becky follows them the final one is revealed, Amy in the ring from Payback of this year. Hair messed up, her top torn off, and looking a bit beat up from the match. With Jackie there as well, embracing her to comfort her after the loss against Cena. It was a reminder of what got her here.) Becky: It's true (As Becky follows the line of photographs along the wall she finds herself stood behind Amy's desk, she thinks for a moment before attempting to open the top drawer of the desk, it does not open. She pulls harder, her face displaying the pure effort she is putting into trying to open it, soon she almost falls back as the drawer comes flying out of the desk, Becky managing to regain control of it just before it is fully removed.) Becky: Damn (Becky roots around in the drawer for a few moments, seemingly looking for something. Her hands eventually emerge without it; she quickly pushes the top layer of papers down into the drawer and pushes it shut. As she does something catches her eye, a small photograph sat on the desk. Becky lifts it, it shows Amy with her family (her husband and daughter). For a moment her face is swamped with sadness, but then it convulses into pure rage. She lifts the photograph and hurls it against the wall, the frame shatter and falls to the ground. Becky's face becomes expressionless, not showing any emotion whatsoever. She stares at the spot that the photograph has landed, her eyes burning. She looks up, making small steps she hurries towards the door, after checking that the outside corridor is clear she hurries out, closing the door behind her, she makes quick large steps as she heads back towards the arena.) ("All eyes on me" blasts on the PA system as Candice Michelle walks to the ring, and does her usual entrance.) King-geez, I'm surprised she's not a pancake yet. Kris Gaffney-Well….she always liked the number 3. JR-….I'm not getting into this conversation. ("Better than you" blasts on the PA system as Becky Bayless walks to the ring with Triple M walking to the ring.) JR-Becky has been bothered by her mother paying more attention to her sister more than her. King-Wonder if her sister is hot? Kris Gaffney-Good question.. JR-You totally took the conversation in a different direction.. ("Rylee's theme" blasts on the PA system as Rylee walks to the ring, she slides into the ring.) JR-Rylee has been looking to get on track, this would be a good start. King-Why worry, when…King gets turned into a frog Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! ("A High School fight song" blasts on the PA system as Kylie walks to the ring.) JR-This would be the girl that has been interrupting MxMxPunk's matches lately. Kris Gaffney takes the wand and turns King back into himself King-Oh…I'll have my revenge… [Becky Bayless, Candice, Kylie, and Rylee are in all four corners. They look to see who is going to make the first move, suddenly Becky Bayless is able to catch Candice Michelle looking another way and is able to get caught off guard and Becky Bayless hammers away at the Candice Michelle who stumbles into the corner. Becky Bayless hits a few fists to the gut. Kylie tries to do the same to Rylee, and Rylee is able block the punch and knocks down Kylie and throws her over the top rope and Kylie crashes into the arena floor. Rylee measures up Kylie who is getting up with help of the apron and then Rylee hits a sliding hurricarana under the bottom rope that sends Kylie flying into the entrance. We go to where Becky Bayless and Candice Michelle are now hammering away at each other. Becky Bayless rakes to the eyes, and then hits a few fists to the face of Candice Michelle. Becky Bayless whips Candice Michelle to the ropes and then she comes off the ropes and Becky Bayless hits a back elbow to the face. Candice Michelle goes down to the mat and then stays down on the mat and Becky Bayless comes crashing down on the face of Candice Michelle. Becky Bayless hits a punches on Candice Michelle. Candice pushes her off of her and on the outside Rylee has whipped Kylie into the steel steps. Rylee takes a few moments after it seems that Kylie was able to get a few moves in on her while we were focusing on Becky and Candice. Kylie stumbles up and Rylee hits a diving clothesline on Kyle. Rylee picks up Kylie and rolls her into the ring and then plays to the crowd a little bit and climbs to the apron and goes to the top rope and measures up Kylie, and Becky Bayless who is near Kylie. They get where is wanted and Rylee leaps off for a cross body block, but it's countered by Kylie and Becky Bayless with a double drop kick.] King-Ouch, poor Rylee Kris Gaffney- Think that Kylie can talk to that Elliot kid…I need a point guard. JR-That might finish Rylee right there. [Becky Bayless goes into the cover, and gets a 1……….Kylie pulls Becky Bayless off of the cover and Becky Bayless pushes Kylie back. Kylie stumbles back and Becky Bayless hits a few fists to the face and then before Becky Bayless can do anything Candice Michelle comes from behind and then puts Becky Bayless into a school girl and gets a 1………2……..Becky Bayless kicks out that was unaided. Because Kylie is too stunned and Candice Michelle gets up with help of the ropes from the beating that she's gotten before this, Becky Bayless charges at Candice Michelle. Candice hits a drop toe hold that makes her fall into the middle rope and bounce up and Candice stumbles to her feet as Becky is stumbling around holding her neck after that. Candice Michelle hits a standing drop kick to Becky Bayless who falls out of the ring. Candice Michelle does the Go Daddy dance, and goes to the apron and measures up Becky Bayless who is getting up to her feet on the outside. Candice Michelle leaps off the apron and hits a lou thez press. Followed up with fists, inside the ring Kylie has Rylee in the corner and hits a few fists to the face of Rylee. Rylee is stunned and Kylie whips Rylee to the other side of the ring's turnbuckle, but it's reversed. Kylie crashes into the corner and Rylee has to take a few moments and then charges into the corner. Kylie hits a boot to the face and Rylee stumbles back and Kylie quickly goes up to the top rope and leaps off and hits a standing moonsault that catches Rylee right into the cover and gets a 1…………….2……….kick out by Rylee!] JR-Kylie almost got the win, she well it's clear that she is athletic. But then again you must be an athlete to be a cheerleader. Kris Gaffney- Never noticed. King-Me either… [Kylie runs to the ropes, but gets low bridged by Candice Michelle. Rylee is getting up as Candice Michelle goes for her spinning wheel kick. But it's ducked under by Rylee, Candice gets up, and then gets hit with the High Rise by Rylee into the cover and gets the 1………….2……….3 before Becky can break up the cover and Rylee rolls out of the ring.] JR-The ring cleared, and Candice made a mistake and Rylee took advice…. King takes a wand and turns JR into a pig with glasses on Kris Gaffney-That was unexpected. ("Stranglehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring with the TV championship.) JR-Oink! Kris Gaffney-Think he was saying that Pond has been a roll lately…King, shouldn't we change him back?...You know…to at least do his job? King-Eeerrr…I'm considering it, although I think he already brings more to the broadcast than usual already. ("Cold" blasts on the PA system as Devin Malis walks to the ring.) Kris Gaffney-So… King-Alright… King gives him his normal voice..but JR stays a pig with glasses JR-…. King-Told you it wasn't worth it! [Dewey Pond and Devin Malis pace around the ring, and lock up. Dewey Pond is able to sneak behind Devin Malis and puts him into a back slide pin and gets a 1………………2…..kickout by Devin Malis. Devin Malis gets up and then tries to attack Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond is able to counter this with a drop toe hold and sends Devin Malis down to the mat. Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Devin Malis and Devin Malis gets to his knee's, Dewey Pond measures up and hits a kick to the ribs. Devin Malis rolls away, and Dewey Pond backs away and measures up Devin Malis who is getting up to his feet. He stumbles into Dewey Pond, and he hits a few fists to the face of Devin Malis and tries to whip Devin Malis to the ropes and it's reversed. Dewey Pond bounces off the ropes, he comes off the ropes and then Dewey Pond goes for a thrust kick. But it's ducked under by Dewey Pond and Dewey Pond goes to the opposite side of the ring. Devin Malis turns around and gets hit with a flying forearm shot to the face of Devin Malis that takes him down to the mat, and Devin Malis gets up somewhat slowly only to be knocked down with a running forearm shot to the face. Devin Malis gets up, only to be inverted atomic droped, Devin Malis stumbles around in pain for a few moments and then Dewey Pond takes down Devin Malis with a double leg take down. He aims Devin Malis to the nearest turnbuckle and hits an catapault that sends Devin Malis flying into the top turnbuckle. Devin Malis stumbles back, right into the waiting arms of Dewey Pond hits an cross the back back breaker (3.0) and goes for the cover and gets a 1………….2………….kick out by Devin Malis. Devin Malis is able to push Dewey Pond away enough to gain some separation. But it also seems Dewey is letting Devin Malis get up, Devin Malis stumbles up near the ropes and Dewey Pond hits a clothesline over the top rope.] JR-Dewey is in full control here. King-I doubt this has ever happened in Malis career…or life? Kris Gaffney-Want a bet? King-YES! [Devin Malis is down on the mat and Dewey Pond plays to the crowd for a little bit. But he is really measuring up Devin Malis who is trying to make his way to his feet. Finally he does, and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes and comes off and goes for a suicide dive. Devin Malis notices this at the last moment and Dewey Pond crashes and burns on the arena floor. Devin Malis takes a few moments to rest, and Devin Malis charges at him and hits a diving clothesline on Dewey Pond. Devin Malis is able to get some rest with this. Devin Malis gets up to his feet as Dewey Pond is just trying to get back up. Devin Malis grabs him by the hair and smashes his head into the table. Dewey Pond stumbles around, Dewey Pond gets thrown into the ring and Devin Malis steps inside the ring as well. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet as Devin Malis kicks Dewey Pond in the gut and sets up Dewey Pond, and delivers a fisherman's driver. Devin Malis goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2………..kick out by Dewey Pond. Devin Malis doesn't seem to mind. Devin Malis hits a kick to the ribs to get Dewey back for the kick to the ribs that he seemly had not forgotten. Dewey Pond goes into the corner and Devin Malis starts to choke Dewey Pond with his boot. The ref counts to 4 and finally Devin Malis breaks the choke. Devin Malis pulls Dewey Pond up to his feet and then whips him to the opposite sides turnbuckle. Dewey Pond crashes in as Devin Malis follows him in with a clothesline. Devin Malis backs out, Dewey Pond stumbles out of the corner and Devin Malis lifts up Dewey Pond and puts him on the top rope turnbuckle. Devin Malis hits a few fists and starts to climb to the top rope where Pond is.] JR-Looks like Pond is going for a super plex King-I hate this move, can't he just use a broom or something to fly.. Kris Gaffney-no…..he can't… [At the top rope Malis and Pond start to trade fists. It looks like Pond is going to fall off the top rope. Malis goes for the final punch. But Pond ducks under and gets under Malis arm and turns Malis around and hits a modified Dew drop off the top rope into the cover and gets a 1……………2………..3!] ("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and steps into the ring.) JR-Marc Mead has gone through many changes. King-Gimmicks aren't good. Kris Gaffney-I wonder what Amy thinks of this? King-Good question! ("Break Stuff" blasts on the PA system as Dan "X-Factor" Godwin walks to the ring, and steps inside the ring as he waits for the bell to ring.) JR-Many people believe it's only a matter of time before the newest Revolution member gets gold. King-Hopefully…aw screw it…I've heard this music before…this was Salvatore's theme at one point? Kris Gaffney-I wouldn't know…that's before my time. [Marc Mead and Dan Godwin meet in the middle of the ring and talk trash, Dan Godwin being much bigger than Marc Mead and stronger pushes him down. Marc Mead pops up, and gets hit with a fist for his troubles. Marc Mead goes down to the mat and rolls out of the ring and tries to gather himself, suddenly Dan Godwin comes out of the ring and then sneaks behind Marc Mead and hits a fist to the back of the head. Marc mead goes down to the mat and then Dan Godwin hits a few stomps on the downed Marc Mead. Marc Mead gets picked up by the hair and gets thrown into the barricade and Marc Mead is in pain and stumbles up and gets knocked down all the way by a diving clothesline by Dan Godwin and Marc Mead goes down to the arena floor and Dan Godwin hits a few stomps on the downed Marc Mead and then he picks him up and hits a body slam on Marc Mead in the isle way. Dan Godwin runs to the barricade and jumps and grabs on the barricade and lands down on Marc Mead with a splash into a cover and gets a 1…………..2….kick out by Marc Mead. Dan Godwin does not look surprise, he did not expect to get the three with that cover. He was just trying to get Marc Mead to use the energy to kick out, Dan Godwin starts to choke Marc Mead and the ref counts to 4 before Dan Godwin lets go, even though he really did not have to. Dan Godwin pulls Marc Mead up and sets him up and hits a belly to belly suplex on the ramp way. Marc Mead is in a lot of pain and Dan Godwin picks him up and throws him into the steel steps. He crashes into the steps and then Dan Godwin takes a few moments and then continues his attack his opponent Marc Mead. Dan Godwin rolls Marc Mead into the ring, and then goes under the ring and pulls out a chair. He slides into the ring with it, Marc Mead is getting up in the corner and Dan Godwin runs with ready to smash Marc Mead.] JR-I don't like this for Marc Mead. King-Yeah, he's not like MxMxPunk… Kris Gaffney-Guess that's why I won't be recruiting him for my team… [Dan Godwin runs with the chair, but suddenly Marc Mead comes to life and hits a low drop kick into a leg of Dan Godwin and Dan Godwin falls on to the turnbuckle and goes face first into the steel chair that he originally brought in to smash Marc Mead with. Marc Mead takes a few moments to rest, and then Dan Godwin gets up in the corner. He is bleeding slightly from the forehead. Marc Mead runs into the corner and hits a big splash on Dan Godwin. Marc Mead bounces backwards after the impact as Dan Godwin stumbles out of the corner after a few moments very dazed, right into Marc Mead who hits an inverted Russian leg sweep on Dan Godwin. Both wrestlers are down, but Marc Mead is trying to turn Dan Godwin to his back and does and goes into the cover and gets a 1……………2…….kick out by Dan Godwin. Marc Mead looks annoyed and then takes a few moments to rest. Dan Godwin gets to his knee's, and Marc Mead hits a quick front drop kick to bring him back down to the mat. Marc Mead gets back to his feet, and then hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes to the ropes and Marc Mead starts to choke Dan Godwin with the ropes by pushing on his throat on the second rope and finally lets up. Marc Mead runs to the ropes and comes off the ropes and leaps in the air and comes across the back of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin stumbles to his feet and then Marc Mead hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin and whips him to the ropes and he comes off of the ropes and he hits a spinning Double A spinebuster on Dan Godwin as Marc Mead singles that it's over.] JR-Looks like Marc Mead might continue Dan Godwin's streak. King-X-Factor has a streak? Kris Gaffney-Yeah, he lost to the last under aged person he faced. King-Oh, right….but he became world champion, so give him a break! [Marc Mead measures up Dan Godwin for his finisher the Mead kick. Godwin gets to a knee and Marc Mead goes for it, but Dan Godwin ducks under his foot, and pushes Marc Mead to the ropes. Marc Mead comes off the ropes and coming off, Dan Godwin catches Marc Mead's arm and drives him down to the mat and tries to apply the X-face. Before he can, he rolls through and gets out of it. Dan Godwin and Marc Mead get up, Marc Mead hits a low drop kick to the legs of Dan Godwin that takes Godwin down to his knee's. Marc Mead runs to the ropes and springs boards off them to what seems to be a spring board Mead kick attempt. But before he can hit it, Dan Godwin stands up and connects with the eXecution, he goes into the cover and gets the 1……………2………..3.] JR-Seems both had the same idea to go for their finishers, and Godwin was just slightly faster…can I be turned back into a human again? King-…NO! (Shockwave goes off the air with Dan Godwin singling that there will be gold in his future.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, we go to the Shockwave intro video. It ends as we fade into the arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as pryo ends and the fans wave their signs and make a lot of noise. Some of the signs says "Harry Potter stole my sign", "I read Harry Potter instead of making this sign", and "Harry Ownz EMF" (OOC-lol, just having fun. Nothing personal.)

JR- Welcome to…King what you doing…

(King is reading a book)

King-Quiet! I'm reading you idiot!

JR-Were doing a show here…

King-I got someone to fill in for me…

(Suddenly Jericho and Amy's parrot flies on to King's shoulder and says.)

Jericho and Amy's parrot-(to JR) BAAAAAAAAAARRRR YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! BBBBBBAAAAAARRRR

Kris Gaffney-We won't even know the difference…

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of Amy Jericho behind her desk. She seemed to decide not to leave her office with this dress on. The dress is a dark purple strapless, curving v cut that shows a lot of her breasts off. The rest of the dress is skin tight and the skirt itself goes around the mid-calf (think Maria's dress from RAW). She didn't want to stand up either, the high heels that she was now forced to wear killed her. Regardless if she was use to them from previous experiences *she doesn't look happy at thinking about that*. She works on more paper work, little did she know she was about to have an unexpected visitor. We see the EMF World Heavyweight Champion MxMxPunk come in, he has an old school Sonics throwback on with a white pair of sunglasses he walks in and sits down at the vacant chair in Amy's office. He takes off his glasses]

.::Amy Jericho::.-You know, it would have been more polite if you would have knocked....

MxMxPunk: See Amy, im the EMF champion, I dont have to knock.

(Amy rolls her eyes, and crosses her arms.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Not that I didn't know who you were from the belt, so you're that Justin kid, huh? Well Justin I know this is the first time we have met, but you do need to know regardless of if your the world champion or not, I'm still your boss...

*MxMxPunk pulls his feet up on Amys Desk exposing his Air Jordans*

MxMxPunk: First of all its MxMxPunk, and i really dont give a damn what you have to say, i dont see you EMF Champion.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Whatever Justin, (starts to talk to him as if he were a smaller kid) of course I'm not EMF champion. I'm not a guy, I'm obviously a girl, and I've done a lot in my time too. Including the EMF's women's championship, but now I'm retired, and I deal with people who obviously don't respect me.

MxMxPunk: No Actually, your Cena's bitch. MxMxPunk, he does what he wants, when he wants, thats why I'm so successful.

.::Amy Jericho::.-I know it's cool to use that language in high school, but not here. It's not respectful, and no I'm not his "bitch" as you put it.

MxMxPunk: Yeah well, I got my ability to back up my words and also High School means more than it did back then. I mean look at me, Californias BEST Athlete. and you swam. Thats the difference between us Amy, I strive for the Top, you do something many immigrants do. Swim.

.::Amy Jericho::.-What's wrong with swimming? Sure it might not be the most popular sport out there, but it was fun.

MxMxPunk: Maybe for you, but not the guys who had to look at your gross ass in a bikini

.::Amy Jericho::.-Eeerr...that's pretty hurtful, but I don't see anything very gross about me Justin. Unless you don't like girls...your not...like that, are you?

MxMxPunk: Have you seen that girl in my matches? Damn. she'd probably make swimming interesting. I'd play marco polo with her if you know what i mean *MxMxPunk grins*

(she shakes her head, knowing what Justin was talking about)

.::Amy Jericho::.- That's probably something you should be staying away from. But ok, I was just checking. So you didn't answer my question, what exactly is so gross about me.

MxMxPunk: First of all the fact your married 2 that has been

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh, you hear that do you? Thing is, yes Justin you made history a few weeks ago. Everyone who says Jericho is a has been says it while he was out making history, so does that make you a has been?

MxMxPunk: No, that makes me better than him.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Your Becky Bayless now? So why the sudden attack on me and my husband?

MxMxPunk: Have you seen me, Taking on legend after legend, not to mention wrestling four matches in one night. Its only a matter of time before you and your pretty boy husband get PUNK'D as well

.::Amy Jericho::.-Punk'd? So what are you suggesting, are you suggesting you want to hit a girl? Big deal, you didn't do it at one time, did you? And how many were those actual champions?

MxMxPunk: At one time? Nope. Thats damn near impossible

(She gives a smile, and says proudly)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Maybe you shouldn't be calling my husband a has been then. Because he took on 4 people in elimination match at First Blood 2004, because I had my job taken away from me, and he fought to get it back. Sadly, other than my personal life, my luck hasn't improved. But still, a little respect would be nice.

MxMxPunk: Don't matter about your husband, hes not in my league, and i respect people who deserve it, you on the other hand, you kinda, not to be mean, but you look kinda....cheap? and yeah, thats illegal since I'm under age.

(She looks down, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-No...I look like a girl, which is worst to me. If you want to complain to someone, go complain to Cena if you don't like it. After all, your suppose to face him soon anyways, you can show him why you're...um...SHOOTIN'!

MxMxPunk: its BALLIN....and you know Amy, this is kinda out of my ability, but maybe if i put my World Title On the line, and beat Cena, he will remove you from House work...how does that sound?

(She shakes her head)

.::Amy Jericho::.-As nice as it is to offer that, it's a bit too late. I'm already out of the house cleaning job with Cena. As an alternative, I'm being forced to dress like this now...*She sighs somewhat depressingly*

MxMxPunk: Maybe i can take that away?

.::Amy Jericho::.-I doubt it....Cena's having too much fun. Basically all he needs to see me not wearing a skirt and he can do to me whatever he wants to. Which is why I'm wearing these horrible high heels too...

MxMxPunk:Well you know what then Amy, I'm taking that bastard down and defending the title. You see me destroy legends, im going to take John Cena out and prove why im half basketball player, half wrestler, 100% AMAZING!

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well whatever happens to John Cena, he well deserves it. So it won't be like I'll be rooting against you at all Justin. You probably saw what he did to me at Payback this year, so he could fall off a cliff and I wouldn't care. So I don't see why you are calling me gross for whatever reason.

MxMxPunk: Yeah, MxMxPunk, hes the play maka, theres no chance of Cena winning, hell, im going to destroy Cena an hel never be seen again.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Alright, well I hope you do it. But that still doesn't answer why you needed to tell me this, no offense of course.

MxMxPunk: Well, I see you booked a triple threat womens title match, and im here to demand Kylie be added

(Amy looks blankly at MxMxPunk, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-And just who is Kylie?

MxMxPunk: Well if you didn't spend all your time getting raped, you would watch my matches and know sometimes she gets involved in my matches. Your the vice president and you let random people you don't know into your arena. Sounds like you should have spent more time with your studies. This concerns me since i'm champion and all

.::Amy Jericho::.-eeeerrr, I've never been raped...I get groped a lot...but never raped. The moment I try to do something, I have to run for my life for fear of getting stripped down. I usually know everyone that's known here Justin, and I know of the girl who's been running into your matches. But she obviously was with you, so right now I don't know much more, so why don't you enlighten me.

MxMxPunk: She is the head cheerleader, she is also my dance partner at half time during my highschool games

.::Amy Jericho::.-Cheerleader huh, I don't know if you knew..I tried out for cheer. Although I wasn't as into it as some of the girls there, which is why I got out of it. So why do you want a cheerleader to be in a match previewing the women's championship battle royal?

MxMxPunk: The mere fact that Kylie is going to win the battle royal this sunday and later on defeat Jackie

.::Amy Jericho::.-Fairly bold statement, I don't think Jackie's going to be that easy to beat if this cheerleader can survive the battle royal. But then again...weirder things have happen.

MxMxPunk: Well Amy, just like I proved the world wrong, Kylie will also.

.::Amy Jericho::.-You did...but I don't know, maybe it's the image I have in my head of cheerleaders. I don't know, maybe it's changed since I've been in High School. I could see them as athletic, but never could see them as tough enough to be a professional wrestler.

MxMxPunk: I think your hiding something, i dont think you had the ability to be a cheerleader, I bet you got cut, you dont look like youd be able to be one. You'll be damn amazed when you see Kylie

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well trust me Justin...not everyone thinks I'm "gross" as you put it.

(Suddenly a sign that reads "run away with me Amy" drops down from the sky. Amy looks annoyed, and the sign goes back up.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Anyways....I'm not gross and I think anyone that seen my career knows how athletic I am.

MxMxPunk: Keep telling yourself that Amy, Kylie will win, NO DOUBT.

.::Amy Jericho::.- Like I said, I have no reason to doubt you. But I'm just going what I remember, the girls I knew wouldn't last 2 seconds in that ring.

MxMxPunk: Maybe the girls didnt look strong enough, because you just had gross buff arms from swimming all those laps.

.::Amy Jericho::.-It's called being an athlete. Yes cheer isn't easy, but it's not what I'd call a sport. That wasn't nice at all, so fine I'll give your friend a chance. I don't doubt her...as I said, maybe it's changed since I was in High School. I mean I guess Marc Mead's girlfriends have been successful. Just if something happens, know that I tried to help, but you had to go and insult me.

MxMxPunk: Good, now, my time is vavuable and i wont waste it with some soon to be middle age freak assfuck like yourself.....*MxMxPunk gets up and walks out of the room as we hear a faint BALLIN. from down the hallway

.::Amy Jericho::.-That kid is so weird...

(Amy shakes her head, it looks like she had gotten through everything early, and was going to leave early as she is collecting her things to lock up her office, as we fade into the ring once again)

("Down with the Sickness" blasts on the PA system as Angelus Archer walks to the ring and slides into the ring.)

JR-Angelus Archer is a very dangerous competitor.

(Jericho and Amy's parrot flies off, yelling "no hope! No hope! BAAARRRR"

King-Oh great, I gotta do my job now…BLAH!

Kris Gaffney-Had to happen sometime.

("Death's theme" blasts on the PA system as Death walks to the ring, he slides into the ring and waits for the match to start.)

King-He's too late…Ric Flair isn't here.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…Edge did him a favor, I guess.

JR-Death did have an impressive win over Rage last week, let's see if he can continue with a win over a great competitor like Angelus Archer.

[Angelus Archer and Death pace around the ring and face off in the middle of the ring. Angelus Archer see's an opening and quickly hits a punch to the gut and follows it up with a chop to the chin that knocks down Death. Angelus Archer pulls up Death and whips him to the ropes and Death comes off the ropes and Angelus Archer lowers his head and hits a back body drop on Death. Death stumbles up to his feet and gets hit with a running clothesline by Angelus Archer. Death is dazed, and gets up to his feet, Angelus Archer hammer locks Death's arm and then throws him into the corner and Death stumbles backwards and Angelus Archer comes from behind and then puts Death on the top rope and Angelus Archer climbs to the top rope and hits a super belly to back suplex from the top rope and Death crashes down as Angelus Archer goes into the cover and gets a 1……………..2……….kick out by Death. Angelus Archer pulls Death into a seated position and then he puts him in a nerved hold for a few moments and before Death can do anything Angelus lets go and grabs Death by the hair and hits a elbow to the face of Death, this stuns him enough to put him back in the nerve hold. Death looks for a way out of the hold and starts to get to his feet and hits a few back elbows into the gut, this makes Angelus Archer let got and Death goes to the ropes and comes off and Angelus Archer goes for a clothesline. But Death ducks under the clothesline and continues to the other side of the ring and Death comes off and he looks like he's going for some sort of move. That we'll never know due to the fact that Angelus Archer is able to hit spinning wheel kick. Death gets up slowly after a few moments and then he gets kicked in the gut and Angelus Archer goes for a double underhooked move. But Death spins out, Angelus Archer tries to bring Death in for a short arm clothesline. Death ducks it and runs and hits a bulldog head lock driving Angelus face into the mat]

JR-A nice series of counters, Death might have bought himself sometime to rest.

King-And me too *puts on glasses with eyes on it*

Kris Gaffney-Got to stick with the classics…even though they might not count.

[Death is tired, but he decides to be successful he must go to the air. Death climbs to the top rope and then before he can leap off, Angelus gets up quickly and runs up the turnbuckle. But Death is able to push Angelus Archer off before he gets his footing and Angelus Archer goes down to the mat. Angelus archer gets up and gets nailed with a missile drop kick on Angelus Archer. Death goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………2………kick out. Death hits a few stomps on the downed Angelus Archer. Angelus Archer stumbles up to his feet and then he gets doubled over due to a kick to the gut and then he backs off and he hits a running knee lift to the face. Angelus Archer gets up stunned, Death kicks him in the gut again doubling him over and double under hooks him and takes him over for a double under hook suplex. Angelus Archer is down, but Death feels he needs one more move, so he goes to the ropes and comes off and hits a high elbow drop that connects (usually those miss…go figure, anyways…). Death goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2…………kick out by Angelus. Angelus goes into the ropes and uses them to get up to his feet, what he doesn't notice is Death has grabs his legs and now that he's on the top rope has his entire body air born. Death pulls Angelus Archer off the top rope right into a sit down power bomb and into a pinning combination for a 1………………….2………………Angelus Archer grabs the bottom rope to break up the count.]

JR-Almost three there.

Kris Gaffney-Got to love the fact that their always in the right place…

[Angelus gets picked up by Death, and whipped to the ropes. But it's reversed by Angelus and Death comes off the ropes and Angelus hits a front spinebuster on Death. Angelus takes a few moment to rest, although Death is coming up too fast. Angelus gets up and Death goes for a clothesline. Angelus ducks and hits the slain that totally doesn't have the effect a normal one. Angelus falls away, both wrestlers are down, Angelus after a few moments gets up, and thinks that he should hit another one after Death has had time to recover, Angelus goes over to Death and pulls up what seems to be dead weight. Angelus Archer considers just pinning him, but suddenly Death reaches up and traps him in a small package and gets the 1……………2…………3!]

JR-Death caught Angelus off guard.

King-That's not good..

Kris Gaffney-Not at all…

(The camera shows a figure walking from a distance in a corridor backstage, as the figure draws closer it is revealed to be Becky Bayless, alone. She looks anxious, with anxiety spread across her features. As she approaches the camera she makes a sharp left, turning down another corridor. The camera follows as Becky looks over her shoulder several times. She reaches a door marked "Private", after looking around once more she slowly knocks on it with her knuckles.)

Becky: Hello?

(Becky waits for a moment but receives no response, she smiles before trying the handle, it is locked.)

Becky: Damm

(She pulls a bobby pin from her hair; twisting it into one long strip of metal she uses it to pick the lock. She moves it about for a few moments before withdrawing it.)

Becky: Yes.

(She twists the handle once more and the door opens, she steps into the room, as she turns on the light it is revealed to be an office. A large desk sits against one wall and a large leather chair is behind it. Becky turns to look at the walls, on them hand several photographs documenting the career of Amy Jericho. As Becky follows them the final one is revealed, Amy in the ring from Payback of this year. Hair messed up, her top torn off, and looking a bit beat up from the match. With Jackie there as well, embracing her to comfort her after the loss against Cena. It was a reminder of what got her here.)

Becky: It's true

(As Becky follows the line of photographs along the wall she finds herself stood behind Amy's desk, she thinks for a moment before attempting to open the top drawer of the desk, it does not open. She pulls harder, her face displaying the pure effort she is putting into trying to open it, soon she almost falls back as the drawer comes flying out of the desk, Becky managing to regain control of it just before it is fully removed.)

Becky: Damn

(Becky roots around in the drawer for a few moments, seemingly looking for something. Her hands eventually emerge without it; she quickly pushes the top layer of papers down into the drawer and pushes it shut. As she does something catches her eye, a small photograph sat on the desk. Becky lifts it, it shows Amy with her family (her husband and daughter). For a moment her face is swamped with sadness, but then it convulses into pure rage. She lifts the photograph and hurls it against the wall, the frame shatter and falls to the ground. Becky's face becomes expressionless, not showing any emotion whatsoever. She stares at the spot that the photograph has landed, her eyes burning. She looks up, making small steps she hurries towards the door, after checking that the outside corridor is clear she hurries out, closing the door behind her, she makes quick large steps as she heads back towards the arena.)

("All eyes on me" blasts on the PA system as Candice Michelle walks to the ring, and does her usual entrance.)

King-geez, I'm surprised she's not a pancake yet.

Kris Gaffney-Well….she always liked the number 3.

JR-….I'm not getting into this conversation.

("Better than you" blasts on the PA system as Becky Bayless walks to the ring with Triple M walking to the ring.)

JR-Becky has been bothered by her mother paying more attention to her sister more than her.

King-Wonder if her sister is hot?

Kris Gaffney-Good question..

JR-You totally took the conversation in a different direction..

("Rylee's theme" blasts on the PA system as Rylee walks to the ring, she slides into the ring.)

JR-Rylee has been looking to get on track, this would be a good start.

King-Why worry, when…*King gets turned into a frog*

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!

("A High School fight song" blasts on the PA system as Kylie walks to the ring.)

JR-This would be the girl that has been interrupting MxMxPunk's matches lately.

*Kris Gaffney takes the wand and turns King back into himself*

King-Oh…I'll have my revenge…

[Becky Bayless, Candice, Kylie, and Rylee are in all four corners. They look to see who is going to make the first move, suddenly Becky Bayless is able to catch Candice Michelle looking another way and is able to get caught off guard and Becky Bayless hammers away at the Candice Michelle who stumbles into the corner. Becky Bayless hits a few fists to the gut. Kylie tries to do the same to Rylee, and Rylee is able block the punch and knocks down Kylie and throws her over the top rope and Kylie crashes into the arena floor. Rylee measures up Kylie who is getting up with help of the apron and then Rylee hits a sliding hurricarana under the bottom rope that sends Kylie flying into the entrance. We go to where Becky Bayless and Candice Michelle are now hammering away at each other. Becky Bayless rakes to the eyes, and then hits a few fists to the face of Candice Michelle. Becky Bayless whips Candice Michelle to the ropes and then she comes off the ropes and Becky Bayless hits a back elbow to the face. Candice Michelle goes down to the mat and then stays down on the mat and Becky Bayless comes crashing down on the face of Candice Michelle. Becky Bayless hits a punches on Candice Michelle. Candice pushes her off of her and on the outside Rylee has whipped Kylie into the steel steps. Rylee takes a few moments after it seems that Kylie was able to get a few moves in on her while we were focusing on Becky and Candice. Kylie stumbles up and Rylee hits a diving clothesline on Kyle. Rylee picks up Kylie and rolls her into the ring and then plays to the crowd a little bit and climbs to the apron and goes to the top rope and measures up Kylie, and Becky Bayless who is near Kylie. They get where is wanted and Rylee leaps off for a cross body block, but it's countered by Kylie and Becky Bayless with a double drop kick.]

King-Ouch, poor Rylee

Kris Gaffney- Think that Kylie can talk to that Elliot kid…I need a point guard.

JR-That might finish Rylee right there.

[Becky Bayless goes into the cover, and gets a 1……….Kylie pulls Becky Bayless off of the cover and Becky Bayless pushes Kylie back. Kylie stumbles back and Becky Bayless hits a few fists to the face and then before Becky Bayless can do anything Candice Michelle comes from behind and then puts Becky Bayless into a school girl and gets a 1………2……..Becky Bayless kicks out that was unaided. Because Kylie is too stunned and Candice Michelle gets up with help of the ropes from the beating that she's gotten before this, Becky Bayless charges at Candice Michelle. Candice hits a drop toe hold that makes her fall into the middle rope and bounce up and Candice stumbles to her feet as Becky is stumbling around holding her neck after that. Candice Michelle hits a standing drop kick to Becky Bayless who falls out of the ring. Candice Michelle does the Go Daddy dance, and goes to the apron and measures up Becky Bayless who is getting up to her feet on the outside. Candice Michelle leaps off the apron and hits a lou thez press. Followed up with fists, inside the ring Kylie has Rylee in the corner and hits a few fists to the face of Rylee. Rylee is stunned and Kylie whips Rylee to the other side of the ring's turnbuckle, but it's reversed. Kylie crashes into the corner and Rylee has to take a few moments and then charges into the corner. Kylie hits a boot to the face and Rylee stumbles back and Kylie quickly goes up to the top rope and leaps off and hits a standing moonsault that catches Rylee right into the cover and gets a 1…………….2……….kick out by Rylee!]

JR-Kylie almost got the win, she well it's clear that she is athletic. But then again you must be an athlete to be a cheerleader.

Kris Gaffney- Never noticed.

King-Me either…

[Kylie runs to the ropes, but gets low bridged by Candice Michelle. Rylee is getting up as Candice Michelle goes for her spinning wheel kick. But it's ducked under by Rylee, Candice gets up, and then gets hit with the High Rise by Rylee into the cover and gets the 1………….2……….3 before Becky can break up the cover and Rylee rolls out of the ring.]

JR-The ring cleared, and Candice made a mistake and Rylee took advice….

*King takes a wand and turns JR into a pig with glasses on*

Kris Gaffney-That was unexpected.

("Stranglehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring with the TV championship.)

JR-Oink!

Kris Gaffney-Think he was saying that Pond has been a roll lately…King, shouldn't we change him back?...You know…to at least do his job?

King-Eeerrr…I'm considering it, although I think he already brings more to the broadcast than usual already.

("Cold" blasts on the PA system as Devin Malis walks to the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-So…

King-Alright…

*King gives him his normal voice..but JR stays a pig with glasses*

JR-….

King-Told you it wasn't worth it!

[Dewey Pond and Devin Malis pace around the ring, and lock up. Dewey Pond is able to sneak behind Devin Malis and puts him into a back slide pin and gets a 1………………2…..kickout by Devin Malis. Devin Malis gets up and then tries to attack Dewey Pond, but Dewey Pond is able to counter this with a drop toe hold and sends Devin Malis down to the mat. Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Devin Malis and Devin Malis gets to his knee's, Dewey Pond measures up and hits a kick to the ribs. Devin Malis rolls away, and Dewey Pond backs away and measures up Devin Malis who is getting up to his feet. He stumbles into Dewey Pond, and he hits a few fists to the face of Devin Malis and tries to whip Devin Malis to the ropes and it's reversed. Dewey Pond bounces off the ropes, he comes off the ropes and then Dewey Pond goes for a thrust kick. But it's ducked under by Dewey Pond and Dewey Pond goes to the opposite side of the ring. Devin Malis turns around and gets hit with a flying forearm shot to the face of Devin Malis that takes him down to the mat, and Devin Malis gets up somewhat slowly only to be knocked down with a running forearm shot to the face. Devin Malis gets up, only to be inverted atomic droped, Devin Malis stumbles around in pain for a few moments and then Dewey Pond takes down Devin Malis with a double leg take down. He aims Devin Malis to the nearest turnbuckle and hits an catapault that sends Devin Malis flying into the top turnbuckle. Devin Malis stumbles back, right into the waiting arms of Dewey Pond hits an cross the back back breaker (3.0) and goes for the cover and gets a 1………….2………….kick out by Devin Malis. Devin Malis is able to push Dewey Pond away enough to gain some separation. But it also seems Dewey is letting Devin Malis get up, Devin Malis stumbles up near the ropes and Dewey Pond hits a clothesline over the top rope.]

JR-Dewey is in full control here.

King-I doubt this has ever happened in Malis career…or life?

Kris Gaffney-Want a bet?

King-YES!

[Devin Malis is down on the mat and Dewey Pond plays to the crowd for a little bit. But he is really measuring up Devin Malis who is trying to make his way to his feet. Finally he does, and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes and comes off and goes for a suicide dive. Devin Malis notices this at the last moment and Dewey Pond crashes and burns on the arena floor. Devin Malis takes a few moments to rest, and Devin Malis charges at him and hits a diving clothesline on Dewey Pond. Devin Malis is able to get some rest with this. Devin Malis gets up to his feet as Dewey Pond is just trying to get back up. Devin Malis grabs him by the hair and smashes his head into the table. Dewey Pond stumbles around, Dewey Pond gets thrown into the ring and Devin Malis steps inside the ring as well. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet as Devin Malis kicks Dewey Pond in the gut and sets up Dewey Pond, and delivers a fisherman's driver. Devin Malis goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2………..kick out by Dewey Pond. Devin Malis doesn't seem to mind. Devin Malis hits a kick to the ribs to get Dewey back for the kick to the ribs that he seemly had not forgotten. Dewey Pond goes into the corner and Devin Malis starts to choke Dewey Pond with his boot. The ref counts to 4 and finally Devin Malis breaks the choke. Devin Malis pulls Dewey Pond up to his feet and then whips him to the opposite sides turnbuckle. Dewey Pond crashes in as Devin Malis follows him in with a clothesline. Devin Malis backs out, Dewey Pond stumbles out of the corner and Devin Malis lifts up Dewey Pond and puts him on the top rope turnbuckle. Devin Malis hits a few fists and starts to climb to the top rope where Pond is.]

JR-Looks like Pond is going for a super plex

King-I hate this move, can't he just use a broom or something to fly..

Kris Gaffney-no…..he can't…

[At the top rope Malis and Pond start to trade fists. It looks like Pond is going to fall off the top rope. Malis goes for the final punch. But Pond ducks under and gets under Malis arm and turns Malis around and hits a modified Dew drop off the top rope into the cover and gets a 1……………2………..3!]

("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and steps into the ring.)

JR-Marc Mead has gone through many changes.

King-Gimmicks aren't good.

Kris Gaffney-I wonder what Amy thinks of this?

King-Good question!

("Break Stuff" blasts on the PA system as Dan "X-Factor" Godwin walks to the ring, and steps inside the ring as he waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-Many people believe it's only a matter of time before the newest Revolution member gets gold.

King-Hopefully…aw screw it…I've heard this music before…this was Salvatore's theme at one point?

Kris Gaffney-I wouldn't know…that's before my time.

[Marc Mead and Dan Godwin meet in the middle of the ring and talk trash, Dan Godwin being much bigger than Marc Mead and stronger pushes him down. Marc Mead pops up, and gets hit with a fist for his troubles. Marc Mead goes down to the mat and rolls out of the ring and tries to gather himself, suddenly Dan Godwin comes out of the ring and then sneaks behind Marc Mead and hits a fist to the back of the head. Marc mead goes down to the mat and then Dan Godwin hits a few stomps on the downed Marc Mead. Marc Mead gets picked up by the hair and gets thrown into the barricade and Marc Mead is in pain and stumbles up and gets knocked down all the way by a diving clothesline by Dan Godwin and Marc Mead goes down to the arena floor and Dan Godwin hits a few stomps on the downed Marc Mead and then he picks him up and hits a body slam on Marc Mead in the isle way. Dan Godwin runs to the barricade and jumps and grabs on the barricade and lands down on Marc Mead with a splash into a cover and gets a 1…………..2….kick out by Marc Mead. Dan Godwin does not look surprise, he did not expect to get the three with that cover. He was just trying to get Marc Mead to use the energy to kick out, Dan Godwin starts to choke Marc Mead and the ref counts to 4 before Dan Godwin lets go, even though he really did not have to. Dan Godwin pulls Marc Mead up and sets him up and hits a belly to belly suplex on the ramp way. Marc Mead is in a lot of pain and Dan Godwin picks him up and throws him into the steel steps. He crashes into the steps and then Dan Godwin takes a few moments and then continues his attack his opponent Marc Mead. Dan Godwin rolls Marc Mead into the ring, and then goes under the ring and pulls out a chair. He slides into the ring with it, Marc Mead is getting up in the corner and Dan Godwin runs with ready to smash Marc Mead.]

JR-I don't like this for Marc Mead.

King-Yeah, he's not like MxMxPunk…

Kris Gaffney-Guess that's why I won't be recruiting him for my team…

[Dan Godwin runs with the chair, but suddenly Marc Mead comes to life and hits a low drop kick into a leg of Dan Godwin and Dan Godwin falls on to the turnbuckle and goes face first into the steel chair that he originally brought in to smash Marc Mead with. Marc Mead takes a few moments to rest, and then Dan Godwin gets up in the corner. He is bleeding slightly from the forehead. Marc Mead runs into the corner and hits a big splash on Dan Godwin. Marc Mead bounces backwards after the impact as Dan Godwin stumbles out of the corner after a few moments very dazed, right into Marc Mead who hits an inverted Russian leg sweep on Dan Godwin. Both wrestlers are down, but Marc Mead is trying to turn Dan Godwin to his back and does and goes into the cover and gets a 1……………2…….kick out by Dan Godwin. Marc Mead looks annoyed and then takes a few moments to rest. Dan Godwin gets to his knee's, and Marc Mead hits a quick front drop kick to bring him back down to the mat. Marc Mead gets back to his feet, and then hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin goes to the ropes and Marc Mead starts to choke Dan Godwin with the ropes by pushing on his throat on the second rope and finally lets up. Marc Mead runs to the ropes and comes off the ropes and leaps in the air and comes across the back of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin stumbles to his feet and then Marc Mead hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin and whips him to the ropes and he comes off of the ropes and he hits a spinning Double A spinebuster on Dan Godwin as Marc Mead singles that it's over.]

JR-Looks like Marc Mead might continue Dan Godwin's streak.

King-X-Factor has a streak?

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, he lost to the last under aged person he faced.

King-Oh, right….but he became world champion, so give him a break!

[Marc Mead measures up Dan Godwin for his finisher the Mead kick. Godwin gets to a knee and Marc Mead goes for it, but Dan Godwin ducks under his foot, and pushes Marc Mead to the ropes. Marc Mead comes off the ropes and coming off, Dan Godwin catches Marc Mead's arm and drives him down to the mat and tries to apply the X-face. Before he can, he rolls through and gets out of it. Dan Godwin and Marc Mead get up, Marc Mead hits a low drop kick to the legs of Dan Godwin that takes Godwin down to his knee's. Marc Mead runs to the ropes and springs boards off them to what seems to be a spring board Mead kick attempt. But before he can hit it, Dan Godwin stands up and connects with the eXecution, he goes into the cover and gets the 1……………2………..3.]

JR-Seems both had the same idea to go for their finishers, and Godwin was just slightly faster…can I be turned back into a human again?

King-…NO!

(Shockwave goes off the air with Dan Godwin singling that there will be gold in his future.)