EMF: Saturday Shockwave


[Shady Shane comes to the ring. ]

Jim Ross - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Detroyahh!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Detroyahh walks to the ring. That Referee is the referee for this contest. Shady Shane checks his boots. Detroyahh checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Shady Shane bites Detroyahh's arm out of desparation. Shady Shane gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Shady Shane is hit with a backward kick. Detroyahh puts Shady Shane in an arm grapevine submission. Shady Shane climbs to his feet. Shady Shane pokes Detroyahh in the eyes. Shady Shane kicks Detroyahh in the stomach. Shady Shane grabs Detroyahh and applies an arm wrench. Shady Shane hits Detroyahh with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The King - Follows up with a elbowdrop.

[Detroyahh stands up. Detroyahh hits Shady Shane with the belly-to-belly suplex. Now Detroyahh standing. Shady Shane gets up. Shady Shane picks up Detroyahh and drops him neck first on the ropes. Shady Shane drags Detroyahh to the floor. That Referee starts the count (.1) Shady Shane cuts Detroyahh with a blade. Detroyahh is bleeding as a result. Detroyahh gets back to his feet. (..2) Detroyahh delivers a spinning backbreak to Shady Shane. Shady Shane climbs to his feet. (...3) Shady Shane uses a snap mare takeover on Detroyahh. (....4) Detroyahh gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Shady Shane. Now Shady Shane standing. (.....5) Detroyahh and Shady Shane move back into the ring. Detroyahh executes the jumping sidekick on Shady Shane. Detroyahh measures Shady Shane up and drops a closed fist. ]

Jim Ross - fist drop!

[Detroyahh gets back to his feet. Detroyahh gets sidewalk slammed by Shady Shane. Shady Shane drags Detroyahh to the floor. ]

The King - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.

[That Referee starts the count (.1) Shady Shane throws a chair at Detroyahh. (..2) Shady Shane executes a corkscrew legdrop on Detroyahh. Shady Shane gets back to his feet. Detroyahh stands up. (...3) Shady Shane with a high crossbody on Detroyahh. Shady Shane is back on his feet. Detroyahh stands up. (....4) Detroyahh gouges Shady Shane's eyes out. (.....5) Detroyahh takes Shady Shane into the ring. Detroyahh hits a spinning leg lariat on Shady Shane sending him to the mat. Shady Shane is up again. Shady Shane executes a swinging bulldog on Detroyahh driving Detroyahh's face into the mat. Shady Shane moves back to his feet. Detroyahh gets back to his feet. Detroyahh hits a jumping elbow hrust on Shady Shane. Detroyahh goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Shady Shane escapes. Shady Shane stands up. Detroyahh executes a jawbreakeron Shady Shane. Detroyahh gets back to his feet. Detroyahh rolls onto Shady Shane connecting with a knee. Shady Shane climbs to his feet. Detroyahh executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming Shady Shane's face to the mat. Shady Shane gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Detroyahh. Now Detroyahh standing. Shady Shane gets up. Shady Shane pins Detroyahh against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Detroyahh hits a kneeling headbutt to Shady Shane's groin. Detroyahh applies an arm wrench to Shady Shane. Detroyahh knees Shady Shane and rolls back to his feet. Shady Shane gets back to his feet. Detroyahh puts Shady Shane in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker. Detroyahh sends Shady Shane to ringside. That Referee starts the count (.1) Shady Shane gets back to his feet. (..2) Shady Shane with an illegal chokehold on Detroyahh. Detroyahh moves back to his feet. (...3) Shady Shane grabs Detroyahh's head and hites him in the face. (....4) Detroyahh jabs Shady Shane. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Detroyahh chops Shady Shane. ]

The King - Shady Shane takes a chop.

[Shady Shane runs and tackles Detroyahh. Shady Shane punches him in the head. Shady Shane puts Detroyahh in an arm grapevine submission. Detroyahh is up again. Shady Shane takes Detroyahh off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Detroyahh with a takeover suplex on Shady Shane. Detroyahh stands up. Shady Shane gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Detroyahh. Detroyahh gets up. Detroyahh fist drops Shady Shane on the mat. Detroyahh is up again. Detroyahh slingshot elbow drops Shady Shane. Detroyahh chokes Shady Shane. Detroyahh chants start. Detroyahh executes the Supper DDT on Shady Shane! Detroyahh covers Shady Shane hooking the leg. That Referee counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

Jim Ross - The winner of this match, Detroyahh!!!



Jim Ross - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Hacksaw!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Hacksaw comes to the ring. ]

Jim Ross - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Raging Eagle!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Raging Eagle walks to the ring. That Referee is the referee for this contest. Hacksaw drops Raging Eagle with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Raging Eagle places Hacksaw on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ding, ding, ding) Hacksaw with an Aztecan suplex on Raging Eagle sends him to the mat. Hacksaw puts Raging Eagle in an arm grapevine submission. Raging Eagle gets back to his feet. Raging Eagle tackles Hacksaw and pummels his head. Hacksaw gets hit with the shooting star press from Raging Eagle. That Referee counts. ...1 Hacksaw kicks out. ]

The King - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Hacksaw.

[Raging Eagle gets tiger suplexed by Hacksaw. Hacksaw is back on his feet. Raging Eagle gets hit with the shooting star press from Hacksaw. Referee That Referee makes the count. ...1 Raging Eagle escapes. ]

The King - Hacksaw should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Raging Eagle gets up. Hacksaw executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Raging Eagle. ]

Jim Ross - Hacksaw with a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Hacksaw gets snap suplexed by Raging Eagle. Raging Eagle stomps Hacksaw's head. Raging Eagle fist drops Hacksaw on the mat. Raging Eagle is up again. Raging Eagle hits Hacksaw with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Raging Eagle standing. Hacksaw climbs to his feet. Raging Eagle hits Hacksaw with a headbutt to the mid-section. Hacksaw with a huge fisherman buster on Raging Eagle. Hacksaw chants start. Hacksaw puts the chicken wing on Raging Eagle. That Referee is checking for a tap out. ... ... Raging Eagle trys to escape. ... ... Hacksaw tightens the hold. Raging Eagle escapes. Now Raging Eagle standing. Raging Eagle kicks Hacksaw in the groin. Hacksaw applies the clawhold on Raging Eagle. Hacksaw knifehand chops Raging Eagle. Hacksaw slaps Raging Eagle. Hacksaw does a cartwheel and kicks Raging Eagle in the face. Hacksaw stomps Raging Eagle. ]

The King - Raging Eagle takes a stomp.

[Raging Eagle climbs to his feet. Hacksaw gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Raging Eagle. Raging Eagle trys for a fisherman suplex but Hacksaw avoids it. Raging Eagle nails Hacksaw with a belly-to-back suplex. Raging Eagle gets back to his feet. Hacksaw is back on his feet. Hacksaw legsweeps Raging Eagle. Raging Eagle is back on his feet. Raging Eagle pins Hacksaw against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Raging Eagle superkicks Hacksaw. Raging Eagle bites Hacksaw's arm out of desparation. Hacksaw places Raging Eagle on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. Hacksaw gets back to his feet. Hacksaw sends Raging Eagle to ringside. That Referee starts the count (.1) Hacksaw uses a running lariat to take Raging Eagle down. (..2) (...3) Hacksaw fist drops Raging Eagle on the floor. Hacksaw is back on his feet. Raging Eagle is up again. (....4) Raging Eagle executes a jawbreakeron Hacksaw. Raging Eagle climbs to his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Raging Eagle grabs Hacksaw and applies an arm wrench. Now Hacksaw standing. Hacksaw hits Raging Eagle with a baba chop. Hacksaw punches Raging Eagle in the head. Hacksaw bounces Raging Eagle off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Hacksaw gets up. Raging Eagle gets up. Raging Eagle gut-wrenchs Hacksaw. ]

Jim Ross - Good gut-wrench powerbomb by Raging Eagle.

[Raging Eagle puts Hacksaw in an arm grapevine submission. Hacksaw gets back to his feet. Hacksaw spinning mule kicks Raging Eagle. ]

Jim Ross - Hacksaw executes a spinning mule kick.

[Now Raging Eagle standing. Raging Eagle hits Hacksaw with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Raging Eagle fist drops Hacksaw on the mat. ]

The King - fist drop by Raging Eagle.

[Raging Eagle stands up. Now Hacksaw standing. Raging Eagle applies the clawhold on Hacksaw. Hacksaw picks up Raging Eagle and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. Now Raging Eagle standing. Hacksaw gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Raging Eagle comes over and smashes Hacksaw's head into it. Hacksaw spins aroround Raging Eagle's back and DDT's him into the mat. Hacksaw chants start. Hacksaw is up again. Raging Eagle climbs to his feet. Hacksaw hits Raging Eagle with a single arm DDT. Hacksaw is back on his feet. Hacksaw climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Raging Eagle. Hacksaw is back on his feet. Raging Eagle stands up. Hacksaw uppercuts Raging Eagle. Hacksaw chants start. Hacksaw executes the Supper DDT on Raging Eagle! Hacksaw makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle. That Referee counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Jim Ross - The winner of this match, Hacksaw!!!

[Shockwave starts off as the arena is booming from cheers from the fans in Denver. Cameras then go to the parking lot as loud music begins to come from a vehicle sitting outside. The camera then zooms in on the wheels of a vehicle as they are some nice 20's. The camera the zooms back out as it gets a shot of a escalade.]

King: I wonder who it could be?!

JR: I'll give ya one guess, its the one guy who always starts off the shows and the one guy who is always hogging the camera...

[The door the opens as you can then notice the song from Rock's stereo "P.I.M.P. from 50 Cent". Rock sings a bit as he opens up the door shutting off the engine. Rock steps out of the escalade as the crowd actually explodes with cheers. Rock throws a stick of gum in his mouth as he just tosses down the gum wrapper on the ground and begins to speak.]

The Rock: Denver, Colorado baby!!...Home of some of the dirtest pie ever..[Crowd boos]

[Wes then walks into the scene as Rock just gives him a quick glare.]

Wes: Whats going on man, walked by your dressing room earlier heard a bunch of drills and shit whats going on...

The Rock: haha..You'll see...You'll see...

[Prez Mike then steps out of his limo with a clipboard as he then notices Rock and Wes and walks in their direction.]

Prez Mike: How is it going gentlemen?

The Rock: Rock is fine, just fine...You get everything Rock asked for tonight?

Prez Mike: Yeah..I got it..[Flips couple pages back in the clipboard.] 3 fire poles, some colored lights, and a stage..Should all be here.

[A big grin comes across the face of Rock as he just pats both guys on the back as Wes and Mike follow Rock.]

Wes: What the hell you need with that shit, Rock?

[Camera goes back to the ring.]

"Impact theme" blasts on the PA system as Impact walks to the ring

JR-Impact has made......well a big impact on the EMF. He's going for a title held by some great champions such as Steve Hiroko and many more

King-Yeah, but it's being held by the current new Road

"Degenerate theme" blasts on the PA system

JR-we really need to ask what theme to use

King-Aw no one would remember it anyways, so what's the use.

[Impact and Degenerate lock up, Impact twists Degenerates arm and then hits a few knee's into the gut. Then Impact backs off and then hits a running knee lift that knocks Degenerate to the mat and then Impact hits a few kicks to the downed Degenerate and then Degenerate stumbles up after a little bit of this and then Impact hits a few fists that knock Degenerate to the ropes and whips Degenerate off the ropes. Degenerate bounces off the ropes and then Impact lowers his head for a back body drop. But Degenerate drops on the mat and then hits a fist to the face that makes Impact stumble up. Degenerate hits a inverted atomic drop, Impact stumbles around in a lot of pain and then Degenerate backs to the ropes and then bounces off and then hits a diving clothesline that takes Impact down. Degenerate then pulls up Impact and then sets him up and then hits a snap suplex on Impact, Degenerate then goes to the outside and then climbs to the top rope and then leaps off the top rope for a big elbow drop. But Impact moves out of the way and Degenerate goes crashing into the mat. Degenerate rolls around in pain as Impact tries to recover from the beating that Degenerate has given him thus far. Impact then sees Degenerate on all fours and then goes for an oklahoma roll and gets a 1................2..........kick out. Impact pulls up Degenerate and then hits a few knife edge chops and then whips Degenerate off the ropes and then hits a one man flap jack on Degenerate. Impact gets up and then pulls Degenerate up and then picks him up and then hits a shoulder breaker. Trying to work on the area that was attacked by Enforcer last week, Impact hits a few stomps into the shoulder area of Degenerate and then hits a few elbow drops into the elbow and then puts on an arm bar. Degenerate wanting to break the hold as fast as he can gets to his feet. But knowing that he's trying to put as much pressure as he can on the shoulder Impact counters with a firemans carry into an arm extension. Degenerate screams in pain as he forgets where his shoulders are and the ref starts to count him down 1................2..........Degenerate shoulder shoots up. Degenerate looks for a way out of the hold, seeing this Impact knowing that the damage has been down lets go and then gets up to go for the primary move he was going for Degenerate stumbles to his knee's and then gets driven down by Impact who puts in an arm bar cross face (other wise known as the Crippler Crossface)]

King-Benoit somewhere must be pissed....then again he's more worried about the next job he has to do.

JR-Anyways....will Degenerate tap?

King-Na it's way too early.

[Degenerate slowly inches to the ropes and grabs on to the bottom ropes and then the ref makes Impact break the hold. He does when he has to and then gets up and then hits a elbow drop into the shoulder area of Degenerate. Degenerate stumbles into the corner and then Impact hits a few hard fists to Degenerate and then tries to whip him to the opposite sides turnbuckle, but Degenerate reverses and whips Impact as hard as he can into the turnbuckle with that shoulder being bothering him. Impact goes hard into the turnbuckle hard back first and then Impact stumbles out of the corner and then Degenerate hits a neck breaker on Impact. Degenerate and Impact are on the mat, Degenerate holding his shoulder stumbles to the corner and then pulls himself up to the top rope and then waits for Impact to stumble up. Impact does so and then Degenerate leaps off the top rope and then nails a flying bulldog on Impact, Degenerate is in too much pain to go into the cover just yet. But he slowly crawls over and then goes into the cover and gets a 1....................2.........kick out. Degenerate crawls into the corner and then waits for Impact to get up, Impact stumbles up and then Degenerate goes for a super kick, but Impact catches it and then makes Degenerate go into a circle, when he comes full circle Impact goes for a clothesline and then Degenerate ducks and then waits on the other side for Impact to turn around and then Degenerate hits a jaw jacker and Impact stumbles back from the move and then Degenerate hits a clothesline over the top rope]

JR-Degenerate has regain control of the match

King-He's holding down younger talent....he's gone Triple Angle on us!

JR-King that's only a internet rumor right now

*King knocks JR out with gold medals*

King-Shut up JR or he'll hold you down too....it's true! it's DAMN true!

[Degenerate hits a few stomps on the downed Impact, Degenerate then climbs to the top rope. Impact then goes to the top rope and then leaps off the top rope and then waits for Impact to get up. Impact stumbles up and then Degenerate goes for a hurricanarana. But Impact blocks it and holds Degenerate up and then nails the Impact Icer and then pulls Degenerate to the middle of the ring and then Impact goes into the cover and gets the 1.................2.............3]

[Camera goes to what looks like a strip club, as there sits Primetime and Enforcer at table with a girl on top dancing. Enforcer just sits back with a beer in hand watching the girl as Primetime just has his arms folded up on the table, tilting his head a bit to look up one of the girl's skirt. The door then opens as in walks Wes, Prez Mike, and The Rock. Wes just kinda chuckles to himself as Rock hands him a beer.]

The Rock: Welcome..Welcome..Welcome..To the "Getting rid of the ol' psycho battle axe" Bash!

[Wes just puts his hands over his face laughing a bit. As Rock tries to get him to take a seat.]

The Rock: Rock's been seeing how you been walking round with your head down lately over losing that skank... Who cares, let the siiiick frrreaks..have each other. Let em go round biting heads off bats and stabbing people, who needs em...Take a seat, have a good time...Go ahead! Forget the 2 for a dolla slut...

[Wes goes and takes a seat at the table as Rock then looks around for Mike. Rock then finds Mike as so does the camera. Mike stands on top of the stage dancing in between two strippers as Rock. The Rock then pulls Mike aside.]

The Rock: Woah! Woah!..Rock didn't bring you in here to dance with the girls...We got business to discuss..

Prez Mike: But..But..The girls...

The Rock: After we get something settled..After

[Camera goes back to the ring.]

*We go back to backstage area inside of the Dark Circle locker room, Jarred is getting ready for the match with Primetime suddenly there is a knock at the door. Jarred goes over and then someone from UPS stands in the door way.*

person from UPS-You Jarred Carthallion?

Jarred-yeah...

person from UPS-well there is a package for you.....sign here.

(The person hands over a clip board and Jarred signs it and the person from UPS hands over the package and leaves. Jarred looks down and looks over the box. Jarred listens to it to make sure it's not ticking and then shakes it a few times, Jarred then opens it and finds a box of chocolates. Jarred gets a weird look on his face like "what the hell" and starts looking around the box to find who it's from. When he can't find one, Jarred decides to open it and finds.....that it's completely empty other then a note. Jarred picks it up and reads it (it says)

"Jarred your hopes in the EMF are about as empty as this box

See you soon

The new Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation"

(Jarred seeing this chrumps up the note and throws it against the wall, we fade back into the ring)

[“TwilighT’s theme” hits the PA system as the arena lights dim. TwilighT walks out onto the stage, being followed by a spotlight, as the fans react with mixed emotions.]

Finkle: The following contest is for the Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Championship, and it is a hardcore match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 130 pounds…. The challenger… TwiiiiiliiiighT.

King: 130 Pounds?!

JR: He’s a small fellow, that’s for sure…

King: Are you kidding? At a hundred and 30 pounds I could throw him further than a freakin tennis ball!

[TwiLighT jumps into the ring, as “Dirty Deeds” hits the PA system. The lights change color, and Dirty D comes out onto the stage, brandishing his Extreme Championship belt.]

Finkle: and making his way to the ring, he is the Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion, weighing in at 280 pounds… Dirty… D!

King: This is gonna be over in less than thirty seconds… Dirty D is over double Twilight’s weight!

JR: Well, there is a size disadvantage, that’s for sure, one has to wonder if Twilight can defeat someone so much bigger than him.

King: Let’s face it, Twilight’s gonna job faster than Jarred against a rookie.

[Dirty D walks up the steps onto the ring apron. He goes through the ropes and poses with his belt on the turnbuckle, for the fans. Camera flashes go off, but suddenly, a chair swings up behind Dirty D and whacks him, square on the back! He falls straight off the turnbuckle to the canvas, as Twilight drops his chair.]

JR: And you have to remember, everything is perfectly legal in these matches.

King: Ugh… Why thank you, Captain Obvious. Jeez I hate you, JR.

[Twilight picks up the Extreme Championship that Dirty D dropped, and looks at it, astounded. Then he takes it and starts using the leather to whip Dirty D with his own championship belt]

JR: Of course, Twilight can make up for his weight disadvantage with weapons.

King: Shut up! I can’t take any more of this analytical crap! Just Shut Up! SHUT UP! *King pimp slaps JR*

[Dirty D screams with pain, as Twilight keeps whipping him. Just as Twilight goes to whip him again, Dirty D somehow pulls out the strength to pull Twilight’s feet from under him! Twilight falls back, onto the chair he dropped from before! Dirty D rolls out of the ring, and grabs the ring bell! He starts walking towards the ring with it… But Twilight jumps up and dropkicks the bell right into Dirty D’s face! Dirty D falls to the ground, as Twilight rolls out of the ring. He picks Dirty D up by the hair, and throws him, face first, into a ring post. Twilight laughs, and jumps up onto the ring apron.]

JR: Looks like Twilight is about to go for a high risk maneuver.

King: You know what I hate more than you, JR? High Risk Maneuvers. I hate them.

[Twilight goes to jump onto Dirty D! But Dirty D rolls out of the way, and Twilight luckily adjusts himself, mid air, and lands on his feet. The two men start brawling up the ramp, each throwing fists at each other. Dirty D grabs Twilight by the hair, and throws him into the stage, as hard as he can. Twilight falls down, busted open, screaming in agony. Dirty D drops down to the ground for a pin]

1…

2…

Kick Out!

[Dirty D can’t believe it! He jumps up, and starts kicking Twilight while he’s down. He picks Twilight up, and goes for the Rebel Stand…]

JR: Uh oh! It’s not looking good for Twilight.

King: Finally, the damn match is over, I can go take a leak! *King leaves*

JR: Umm…

[Dirty D starts the Rebel Stand! But at the last second, Twilight reverses, and throws Dirty D right through the EMF mini-tron!!!! Dirty D falls to the cold, hard floor. Twilight picks up Dirty D, goes for the ‘Darkness Falls’… He hits it! He goes for the cover on Dirty D…]

1…

2…

3!!!!

JR: Twilight has done it!

King: *still gone*

Finkle: The winner of this match… And the NEW Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion… TWILLLIIIIIIGHT!

[Prez Mike sits at the table as he glares at some of the girls with Rock trying to get his attention.]

The Rock: Yo Jabroni..Yo! [Rock snaps his fingers in his ear.]

Prez Mike: Go ahead..Go ahead. I am listening...

The Rock: So The Rock has been thinking about Survival of the Fittest..And The Rock has the perfect match for you..Get this.."The Jabroni beating, [Tongue thing] pie eating, elbow dropping, heart stopping, people's champ..The Rock vs. ...X-Cold. One on one once again, with The Rock once again doing the absolute impossible here in the EMF..By making X-Cold entertaining..How bout it?

Prez Mike: Can't...

The Rock: Well The Rock is glad you saw it his way..Wait a second, can't? What you mean by can't?!

Prez Mike: It means I can't...

The Rock: And..why[mocking voice] can't [/mocking] you!

Prez Mike: I already have you in a match at Survival of the Fittest...

The Rock: Already have me in a match!! Against who?

Prez Mike: You'll soon know your opponents..

The Rock: Opponents?..What you got Rock in some handicap match?

Prez Mike: No it aint a handicap match...

[The Rock kinda mad about not getting his return match with X-Cold begins to drink his beer a bit.]

The Rock: Well good, atleast it ain't no handicap match.

Prez Mike: Nope not a handicap match, see its a elimination chamber match..

[Rock spits his beer clear across the table as his eyes get big and he stares at Prez Mike.]

The Rock: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN' MIND?!

Prez Mike: Ohh dont worry, winner gets a shot at the world title...

The Rock: [mocking voice] Winner gets a shot at the world title. [/mocking] And The Rock started caring about the World title, when? You know damn well that belt means about as much to me as the women title means to me!

Prez Mike: Tell you what in your case, if you win the match..I'll give ya X-Cold at Last Stand how about that?..That make things better?

The Rock: ...No.

[Prez Mike the reaches up to grab a girl's ass who is on all fours on his table. Rock quickly reaches up slapping Mike's hand down.]

The Rock: Get you hand off my pie! Beat it you monkey's ass...

[Rock points at the door as Mike just slowly gets up from his chair and slowly gives a look back at the girl.]

The Rock: Elimination Chamber..The Rock is too big of a damn star to be messing with this...

[Rock then throws his arm up on the table as he just rest his head in his hand.]

[Camera returns to the ring.]

[“Sierra Marie Van Der Pohl’s theme” hits the PA system as she walks out onto the stage]

JR: This match is going to be a great showcase of the new female talent here in the EMF… But damn, this woman has a long name.

King: Ahh, who cares about the name. You reckon she’ll give me a “Pohl” dance later on? Get it?! Hah! Pole… Pohl? Hah!

JR: …..

[“Angelina’s theme” hits the arena, as Angelina walks out from behind the curtain. She slowly walks down to the ring, as Sierra waits for her.]

King: Man, where’s the hose when you need it, we need to wet these two.

JR: You are such a disgusting old pervert.

King: Yeah, and you’re as entertaining as a doorknob.

JR: Idiot.

King: Not Listening! *puts his hands over his ears and sings really loudly*

[Angelina gets into the ring, and the bell sounds to start the match. Angelina and Sierra lock up, and Angelina throws Sierra into the ropes. Angelina goes for a clothesline, but Sierra ducks and hits the ropes again. She does a baseball slide under Angelina and pulls Angelina’s legs out from under her. Angelina falls face first to the ground, as Sierra jumps up and starts kicking her opponent while she’s down.]

JR: Sierra showing an aggressive side.

King: I wish she’d show her ‘back’ side. Hah! I’m just full of laughs today!

JR: ………………..

[Sierra pulls Angelina up by the hair and bitch slaps her to kingdom come! The crowd all ‘ooooooh’, reacting to the noise. Sierra picks Angelina up again, and locks up with her. Sierra goes for the suplex… But Angelina reverses the move! Sierra falls to the ground, screaming, as Angelina gets up. Angelina picks Sierra up, and throws her into the ropes. Sierra flies through the air as Angelina hits the back body drop on her. Sierra screams out loud, as Angelina salutes the crowd, getting riled up. Angelina goes for the pin…]

1…

2…

Kick out!

[Angelina forgets talking to the ref and just focuses on her opponent. She picks up sierra again, but sierra starts throwing some fists, trying to come back. Sierra throws Angelina into the ropes, and goes for the tilt-a-whirl slam, but Angelina reverses into a boston crab!!!! Sierra crawls for the ropes… but she can’t make it in time! Sierra taps out! Angelina Wins it!!!!]

[Rock then walks over to the table not looking very happy as he looks real sad. Rock then goes over and takes a seat beside Gillberg as he is watching the girl's on stage and the girl's on his table.]

The Rock: Gill...Can The Rock talk to you?

Gillberg: Uhhh..yea..sure I guess...

[Gillberg doesn't turn his head from the girls as Rock sits with his back turned to Gill with his arm leaned up against the table.]

The Rock: You know, The Rock just dont get it..He is a huge star but, he has to deal with all this b.s., know what The Rock is saying here Gill?

Gillberg: Uhh yea..Sure Rock...

The Rock: The Rock means look at me, greatest wrestler of all time and Mike is gonna put me in a chamber with a bunch of jobbers. You know I just don't get it Gill, dont they see who the hell they are dealing with?

[A girl then walks over as Gillberg stuffs a couple 20's in here panties. The girl then points for Gill to come to her as Gill points at himself to say "Who? Me?". The girl shakes her head as Gill gets excited and crawls over the table. Rock doesn't notice as he just continues to talk.]

The Rock: Yeah let me tell ya Gill, the shit The Rock puts up with for being a huge star..Sometimes its just not worth it..Know what The Rock is talking about Gill?..Gill?...GILL?!

Primetime: GO GET EM' GILL!!!

[Rock spins his chair around quick to look for Gillberg as he notices he isn't in his chair. Rock then looks up at the stage as there is the toothless wonder Gillberg dancing with a stripper. Rock just throws his hands up in disguist.]

The Rock: The Rock goes out and tries to get a stable together and what does he get? The League of Extraordinary Retards, thats what!

[Rock shakes his head a bit as he takes another drink of his beer. A stripper then nears Rock as she wraps her legs around Rock's neck and Rock then stares at the girl in the lower area as he then looks at the camera and smiles and then gives a nice people's eyebrow. Fans cheer and laugh as the camera goes back to the ring.]

"Just 2 Badd" blasts on the PA system as Badd Boy walks to the ring

King-You know JR, when I listen to this theme I feel like smashing your face against a car window

JR-............

"Enforcer theme" blasts on the PA system as Enforcer walks to the ring

King-seems that this rookie has joined the Uproar

JR-Uproar?

King-Yeah that's what Rock, Primetime and Wes call themselfs.....or is it The League of Extraordinary Retards...I'm not sure.

[Badd Boy and Enforcer trade blows, Badd Boy gets the upper hand. But then Enforcer rakes Badd Boy's eyes and then he stumbles back to the ropes. Enforcer measures and then hits a few fists on Badd Boy and then whips Badd Boy to the ropes, Badd Boy bounces off the ropes and then Enfrocer goes for a clothesline, but Badd Boy ducks it and then continues to the other side of the ring and bounces off the ropes and then Enforcer to be knocked down with a flying shoulder block. Enforcer stumbles up and then Badd Boy nails a few quick fists and then whips him off the ropes, Enforcer bounces off the ropes and then Badd Boy uses his own momentum to throw him up in the air and Enforcer goes crashing into the mat. Enforcer gets up holding his mind section, Badd Boy kicks Enforcer in the gut and then sets him up and then gets him up and hits a pump handle front slam. Badd Boy goes into the cover and gets a 1....................2..........kick out, Badd boy pulls up Enforcer and then sets up for a falcon arrow and gets him up, but Enforcer slides out the back and then hits a few forearms into the back to weaken Badd Boy and then puts him in a waist lock and then takes him over for a release germen suplex Enforcer stays on the mat for a few moments, while Badd Boy crawls towards the ropes. Enforcer gets up and sees Badd Boy, Enforcer charges and then tries to clothesline Badd Boy over the top rope, but Enforcer lands on the apron on his feet as he flys over the top rope. Badd Boy turns around only to get a hang man. Enforcer is on the arena floor yelling things at the fans before jumping back on the apron and then climbing to the top rope. But before he can go for the move. Badd Boy comes over and then throws him off the top rope.]

King-I think Ric Flair took control of Enforcers body for a moment there.

JR-Why's that King

King-Because only he's that unsuccessful at going off the top rope.

[Enforcer crawls into the corner opposite side of the ring of where he was kneeling in the corner, Badd Boy then hits a few hard kicks into the gut of Enforcer in the corner. Badd Boy waits for Enforcer to stumble up and then Badd Boy then picks up Enforcer and then nails a back breaker, Badd Boy then climbs to the second rope and then hits a diving elbow smash on Enforcer and goes into the cover and gets a 1................2........kick out. Badd Boy then puts Enforcer into a chin lock and then Enforcer is seemly fading, but Enforcer then forces his way up to his feet and then gets back up. Then Enforcer gets to the side of Badd Boy and then gets him up and hits a belly to back suplex. Both wrestlers are down, the ref starts his standing 10 count 1.................2...................3..................4.................5................6...........Badd Boy is the first to stumble to his feet. Badd Boy sees Enforcer is still weaken from the beating he has given him and then tries to regain the match with a fist. But it's blocked and returned, Enforcer hits a few fists to stun Badd Boy. Enforcer then gets Badd Boy up in a fireman's carry into a pancake on Badd Boy (or as some EMF fans know it as "Capital Punishment"). Enforcer goes down to his knee's unable to make a cover or even follow up, Badd Boy and Enforcer get up at about the same time. Badd Boy tries to make a wild swing and then Enforcer ducks it and lets Badd Boy swings throw into a set up and into a atomic drop. Badd Boy hops forward a bit in pain and turns around and gets a few fists into the face of Badd Boy and then whips Badd boy off the ropes. Badd boy bounces off the ropes and then Enforcer hits a front spine buster and then Enforcer goes into the cover and gets a 1.......................2...............kick out. The fustrated Enforcer hits the mat]

JR-This rookie needs to stay focus on the match

King-no...this rookie needs to CHEAT TO WIN!

[Enforcer then pulls up Badd Boy and then whips him off the ropes, but he gets it reverses the whip and Enforcer goes for to the ropes. Badd Boy acts like he's still stunned, Enforcer bounces off the ropes and Badd Boy puts Enforcer in a full nelson and lifts him up for a full nelson slam. But Enforcer some how gets free from the move and turns it into a victory roll and gets the 1............2.....Badd Boy reverses the victory roll and gets a quick 1..........2..........3]

JR-Badd Boy wins it! Seems he out smarted the rookie

King-Fast count!!

[Rock stands on top of the stage where the girls were dancing as he begins to speak.]

The Rock: First off, just wanna go ahead and give a early congrats to Primetime...Cause lets face it Jarred has no chance here tonight.

[Everyone laughs as Primetime just raises his beer in a toast and then walks out the door to prepare for the match.]

The Rock: Next, The Rock just wanted to toast Wes and say your better without the dirty bitch..Hell let Gomez and Morticia Adams have each other...[Laughs from inside Rock's locker room/strip club.] Now The Rock and the guys thought we pitch in and buy you some much need pleasure tonight, and since Widow isn't known to be the best piece of pie in the world. Me and the fellas well we thought we throw some money together and get you some late night pleasure!...So go ahead whenever your ready she is waiting for you in the big gift wrapped box. You know The Rock has been having one helluva bad night but, to your face after this, The Rock thinks will make him feel alot, and The Rock means [Audience: Alot] Alot better...

[Wes goes over and begins to slowly unwrap the box as everyone begins to leave strippers and all. Rock then tells Enforcer something as Enforcer begins to hold the door on the outside keeping it shut. Screams are then heard as Wes screams over and over like bloody murder, Rock begins to laugh his ass off as Wes continues to scream as you can hear him running.]

The Rock: Dayummm..He must be having the time of his life in there...

[Wes still screams loudly as you can still hear him running around inside of the locker room.]

The Rock: haha, Alright thats enough..Let em go...

[Enforcer lets go of the door as Wes goes sprinting through the hallway as he stops and looks back at Rock with his hands on his knees bent over completely out of breath.]

Wes: I...AHHHHAHHH...FUCKING...AHHHAHHHH..HATE...AHHHHAHHHHH..YOU!!...

[Rock begins to crack up laughing as he is about to fall over from laughter. Wes just picks up a water bottle off a table in the hallway as he launches it at Rock. The Rock then makes his way over to Wes and grins and pats him on the back.]

The Rock: Just trying to lose that tention, that Katrina has been giving ya man..Just losing the tention.

Wes: [Wes still talking out of breath.] Next time, you wanna lose the tention..Would you do something else.

[Rock laughs and nods his head as him and Wes just walk off.]

JR: What was so horrible in that room, King?

[The door of Rock's locker room opens back up, as out steps Mae Young dancing in a nice little strippers suit.]

Mae: PARTY YEEEEAAHHH!! Hey..Where did everyone go. [Mae shrugs her shoulders as she goes back to dancing inside.]

King: Ohh my God..Something is actually worse the Ashlee [Pukes] BLAAAAHHHHH

[Camera goes back for the mainevent.]

"snap your fingers, snap your neck" blasts on the PA system as Primetime and Paul Heyman walks to the ring

King- *covering his ears* I will not give into the message...I will not give into the message

JR-Whatever King

"Break you" blasts on the PA system as Jarred walks to the ring

King-This match spoilers: Jarred jobs or gets his ass kicked somehow

JR-...........

[Jarred and Primetime lock up and then Jarred puts Primetime a side head lock and then Primetime looks for a way out of the hold and then Primetime forces his way out into a top wrist lock. Jarred screams in pain and then Primetime trips him to the mat and then puts Jarred in an arm bar. Jarred then gets to his feet and then backs up Primetime and then whips him to the ropes. Primetime bounces off the ropes and then Primetime goes for a shoulder block, but Jarred counters with a release arm drag. Primetime gets up and then charges at Jarred and then counters once again with an release arm drag take down take down. Primetime stumbles up to his feet by the ropes. Jarred charges at Primetmie and then goes for a clothesline and then Primetime counters with ducking out of the way and then low bridging the ropes and Jarred falls to the outside. Primetime then goes to the nearest turnbuckle and then climbs to the top rope and then waits for Jarred to get up. Primetime then leaps off the turnbuckle and then nails a diving clothesline on Jarred from there. Primetime gets up after a few moments and then pulls up Jarred with him and the kicks him into the gut and then sets him up and then nails a standing piledriver on the outside to a mixed reaction (mostly cheers). Knowing he can't win the match on a count out. Primetime slides in and out of the ring to break the count and then pulls Jarred up slowly and then tries to whip Jarred to the steel steps. But Jarred revereses it and then Primetime goes flying into the steel steps shoulder first.Jarred falls on his hands and feet and then takes a break from the beating he has been receiving so far in this match and then goes over to Primetime and then rolls him into the ring and then Jarred climbs to the top rope and then waits for Primetime to get up. Once Primetime stumbles to his feet, Jarred goes for a flying cross body block off the top rope and then nails it and goes into the cover and gets the 1..........................2..........kick out. Jarred then gets up and then grabs Primetime's arms and then drops a few knee's into the back and then puts Primetime in a surf board strench. The ref asks Primetime if he wants to give it up, but Primetime refuses and slowly gets to his feet with Jarred holding on to the hold. Primetime gets to his feet and then slowly twists out of the hold and then Primetime pushes Jarred to the ropes. Jarred hits the ropes and then bounces backwards. Primetime then hits a forearm shots to the small of the back and then sets up Jarred and then hits a front russian leg sweep]

JR-Nice move by turning that submission into an offensive move for Primetime

King-Aw it's not hard to do that to Jarred, I mean the reason he jobs is anyone can out smart that idiot....maybe even Road....well I wouldn't go to that extreme...

[Primetime is now on all fours trying to recover and then crawls over to the corner. Jarred stumbles up and then sees Primetime as he gets up in the corner and then Jarred charges into the corner and then Primetime leaves his boot up and then Jarred runs into the boot. Jarred turns around and then Primetime climbs to the second rope and then hooks Jarred and then nails a emerald fusion. Primetime then crawls into the corner and gets a 1...................2.........kick out. Primetime then pulls up Jarred and then hits a few forearm shots and then whips Jarred to the ropes. Jarred bounces off the ropes and then Primetime kicks Jarred in the gut that doubles him over and then Primetime runs to the ropes and then hits a running knee lift into the face of Jarred. Jarred stumbles up with his hands on his face and then falls on the second ropes, Primetime then starts to use the second rope to choke Jarred. The ref uses his 5 count and then Primetime then runs to the ropes and then drives neck into the second rope. Jarred falls backwards holding his neck. He the soon then gets up and then Primetime picks up Jarred and then hits a body slam. Primetime then climbs up to the top rope and leaps off and then nails a moonsault and into the cover and gets a 1...................2............kick out. Primetime then starts to hit a few fists to the downed Jarred and then pulls up Jarred and then whips Jarred off the ropes. Jarred bounces off the ropes and then Primetime puts on a sleeper hold on Jarred, Jarred struggles around trying to find a way out of the hold or just to the ropes. But Primetime holds on the hold and Jarred starts to fade, Jarred goes to one knee and is seemly out.]

King-Looks like Primetime just locked on the sleeper of DDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

JR-...........

[ Jarred then starts to shake a bit and gets to his feet and then gets to the side of Primetime and then hits a belly to back suplex. Both wrestlers are down and the ref does his standing 10 count. Primetime and Jarred stumble to their feet, Primetime tries to get the advantage by going for a wild fist that Jarred ducks and out of no where Jarred hits the soul reaver. Jarred goes down on the mat un able to cover and then crawls out of the ring taking a good amount of time to do so. Jarred then slowly pulls himself up with the ropes and then climbs to the top rope. Jarred tries to get his balance on the ropes to go for the Legendary end!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Primetime is up and then dives on the ropes. Jarred falls on the top rope in pain and slumps over, Primetime then is able to put Jarred on his shoulder and then Primetime walks out and then hits the rating drop. (if I got the name wrong Dan, sorry got to get use to it) Primetime then goes into the cover and gets the 1....................2..........KICK OUT. Primetime hits the mat with fustration and then pulls up Jarred and gives him another Rating drop, Primetime then goes into the cover again and once again Jarred kicks out. Primetime then pulls up Jarred and then brings him near the corner of the ring and then nails a third ratings drop and then doesn't go for the cover. Instead he climbs to the top rope and then nails a moonsault and gets the 1.....................2................3]

JR-With three rating drops and a moonsault Primetime has beaten Jarred!

King-Man Jarred's not going to be happy when he comes around, I better get out of here before he challenges me to a DEATH CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jarred is laying in the center of the ring, suddenly the lights start to flicker and fade, then goes completely off. Suddenly an eye is seen on the EMF tron and "Other World" blasts on the PA system. The lights come back on as Chris Jericho, Raptor and Angelica Boycott walk to the ring. Jericho holding a chair. Jericho gets the chair ready and then smashes it over forehead. Jarred goes down, Raptor and Angel slide it into the ring and then hits a few stomps on Jarred. Jericho stands over the downed Jarred with Jarred and hits a few hard stomps on Jarred. Jericho then steps back chair in hand and then jabs the chair into the gut and then smashes it cross the back of Jarred. Jarred goes down and Jericho slams the chair over and over again across the back of Jarred. Jericho then grabs a microphone and then begins to speak

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I told you Jarrett! I warned you, you son of bitch!!!! But you didn't listen, Jarrett I told you that my revenge was coming. But did you pay attention Jarrett...NO! Now do I got your attention jackass! Well too bad junior, because times up and tonight Jarrett you will know the true face of the Other World. Oh as for your (mocking voice) Dark Circle (end mocking voice) Angel and I made sure they can't help you Jarrett. *crowd cheers* Look at you....bleeding on the mat, your pathetic Jarrett, I could finish your ass right here....but I'm not because I want you to suffer through what we have in store from you, so listen up jackass. So Jarrett what were going to do here tonight is prove a theory.....THE OTHER WORLD THEORY! You know what that is Jarrett, you have any clue what it means for you? Well you'll find out soon enough jackass, but as I said on numereous times the Other World theory states that there are other versions of superstars out there. Exact copies, such as the ones that were in the EMF of me. But to this day there has never been a way to prove it....well we will tonight Jarrett. You see Jarrett your actions these past few months have angryed someone I knew in the RWA and until this time they have not been able to put a stop to the things you and others were doing to their name in this federation.....they have also noticed Jarrett how you go around the federation reminding everyone that you are the CEO of this company and abuse your power anytime you want. Jarrett I'd like to take you back to a year ago, you came in here doing your usual boasting how you were going be some type of "hero" to the EMF and save them from the nWo. But what happen Jarrett, you proceed to get your ass kicked like usual and then you figured "if you can't beat them, join them" and that's what you did Jarrett. You turned Tazz against me and had me beaten, had Raptor not gotten gotten up you may have done the same to Angelica, consider your ass lucky you if you did I really would have ended your career here and now, leaving you a cripple. Jarrett what happened after that? You took over the nWo and turned them into a bunch of jokes, you DIRTIED THE NAME OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER IN THE EMF. Jarrett you not only spit on EMF history, but you spitted on more people then you know from the RWA. Jarrett you truely believe you could stop the Other World, hell no one can stop the Other World. The Other World never truely left Jarrett, we were just waiting for right time and this time we don't hate everyone in the EMF, we just hate....YOU JARRETT!! *crowd cheers* Not only that Jarrett we have gotten more powerful in the EMF, more powerful then you with your CEO powers Jarrett. Jarrett the time is now, the person who you whose name you have dirted can now enter the Extreme Measures Federation and right the wrongs. Their going to destroy you Jarrett just like you did to their other version....so without further interuption Jarrett let me have the honor of introducing the NEW vice president of the Extreme Measures Federation...

*Jericho pulls up the semi conscious Jarred and then faces him towards the ramp way. The camera shows the ramp way for a few moments and then Jericho turns him around and faces to the other side of the ring*

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-...............Angelica Boycott!!!!

*Jericho then pushes Jarred into Angelica, Angelica then kicks the out of his feet Jarred in the gut and hits the...........TWIST OF FATE! Jericho looks up with smile and says*

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-or should I say.....Amy Dumas!

*Jericho, Raptor and Angelica/Amy spit on Jarred and Jericho says one last thing*

.::Chris Jericho::.-Jarrett....theory proven!

JR-My god...you don't mean to say that this whole time she was Amy Dumas. But she's dead!

King-aw you don't listen do you JR....that's not the same Amy Dumas, as Jericho said with the Other World theory states that in other "worlds" there are a million version of Amy Dumas along with everyone else well known. This one happens to be the one from the RWA, the one we knew is still dead.

JR-Why did you have to say that over again

King-Because there will be an idiot somewhere that doesn't get it. You know I just noticed....all of them are former wWo members...aaaahhhhh the clowns are back *King steps on a rake and shutters*

The theme above blasts on the PA system as Jericho, Amy and Raptor raise their arms over the downed Jarred as Shockwave goes to dark.

(OOC from Jericho's RPer-Yes Jarred I know you killed off Amy Dumas, I'll go into more detail later. Though with the recent events that character has gone through, I have no choice to face them with Jarred, nothing personal against you. Jarred so you understand and if you missed how it's possible for Amy to be alive. This is not your Amy that you killed, rather the RWA version of Amy Dumas (Lita). So it's not taking anything from your storyline before, your Amy can still be dead. But with the Other World thing I established a year ago, it's very possible for other versions of Amy to be around ok. Just don't fly off the handle and we can make a good storyline with this, Amy could have been taken by anyone once you killed her off with no past knowledge of your storyline and went a totally different dirrection...I just happen to be first in line for it. Believe me the character rights were open to anyone. Plus I think it's a kind of those things that goes around comes around in storylines with you kicking Jericho and Angel out of the nWo last year. But finally after a year of waiting Lita is mine!! All mine!! Mines I tell ya!!)