EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The Shockwave video plays, and then once it’s finished we go into the darken arena and then fireworks blasts on the stage. When they stop the lights turn on and then the fans wave their signs and yell like crazy) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris Gaffney Kris Gaffney-I still say my version is better… King-and less boring JR - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, The Avalanche!!! [The Avalanche come to the ring. ] JR - and their opponents, the team of RVT and AN ARKIE. [RVT and AN ARKIE walk to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this match. AN ARKIE walks around the ring. Tidus places AN ARKIE on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ding, ding, ding) AN ARKIE clotheslines Tidus. Tidus tags in Cloud Strife. Cloud Strife punches AN ARKIE repeatedly. They lockup. Cloud Strife sends AN ARKIE to the corner of the ring. AN ARKIE clotheslines Cloud Strife. AN ARKIE tags in Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad is back on his feet. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ] The King - Cloud Strife takes a back fist. [Cloud Strife makes the tag to Tidus. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ] JR - Road Van Toad executes a back fist. [Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad brings in AN ARKIE for RVT and AN ARKIE. Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ] The King - Tidus is being double teamed! [AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ] JR - That's an illegal move! [Tidus trys for a full nelson slam but AN ARKIE avoids it. Tidus executes the sleeperhold on AN ARKIE. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... AN ARKIE escapes. ] The King - Tidus almost won the match! [AN ARKIE piledrives Tidus. AN ARKIE goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Tidus escapes. Now Tidus standing. Tidus lifts AN ARKIE and delivers a back breaker. Tidus drags AN ARKIE to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Now AN ARKIE standing. (..2) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (...3) Tidus goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps AN ARKIE. ] The King - Tidus executes a flying double foot stomp. [Tidus gets up. AN ARKIE is up again. (....4) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Tidus and AN ARKIE move back to ringside. Tidus and AN ARKIE move back into the ring. Tidus throws AN ARKIE off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. AN ARKIE gets up. Cloud Strife tagged in by Tidus. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Cloud Strife trys for a snap suplex but AN ARKIE avoids it. Cloud Strife sends AN ARKIE to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Cloud Strife uses a snap mare takeover on AN ARKIE. (...3) Cloud Strife executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of AN ARKIE. Cloud Strife gets up. (....4) AN ARKIE gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Cloud Strife. Now Cloud Strife standing. AN ARKIE gets up. AN ARKIE piledrives Cloud Strife. (.....5) AN ARKIE sets Cloud Strife up DDTs him into the floor. (......6) AN ARKIE cuts Cloud Strife with a blade. Cloud Strife is bleeding as a result. (.......7) ] JR - AN ARKIE can't win the match out there. [AN ARKIE takes Cloud Strife into the ring. They lockup. AN ARKIE sends Cloud Strife to the corner of the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Road Van Toad tagged in by AN ARKIE. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad makes the tag to AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Tidus tagged in by Cloud Strife. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Japanese armdrag take down from Tidus send AN ARKIE to the mat. AN ARKIE stands up. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Tidus tags Cloud Strife. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE brings in Road Van Toad for RVT and AN ARKIE. Cloud Strife body slams Road Van Toad. ] The King - body slam! [Cloud Strife and Road Van Toad go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Cloud Strife fist drops Road Van Toad on the floor. (...3) Cloud Strife goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Road Van Toad. Cloud Strife is back on his feet. Road Van Toad gets up. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Cloud Strife onto the floor. ] The King - Nice airplane spin toss by Road Van Toad. [(....4) (.....5) Road Van Toad takes Cloud Strife into the ring. Road Van Toad clotheslines Cloud Strife. Road Van Toad makes the tag to AN ARKIE. Cloud Strife delivers a low blow to AN ARKIE. Now AN ARKIE standing. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Road Van Toad tagged in by AN ARKIE. Cloud Strife tackles Road Van Toad. Cloud Strife makes the tag to Tidus. Tidus stomps Road Van Toad's head. Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Tidus. The ref starts the count. ...1 Road Van Toad kicks out. Road Van Toad is back on his feet. Road Van Toad tags in AN ARKIE. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Tidus onto the mat. Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. AN ARKIE suplexes Tidus. ] The King - Tidus is being double teamed! [AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Road Van Toad tagged in by AN ARKIE. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ] The King - That's an illegal move! [AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Cloud Strife tagged in by Tidus. Road Van Toad gets hit with a dragon scerw from Cloud Strife. Cloud Strife gets up. Road Van Toad is up again. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Cloud Strife onto the mat. Tidus tagged in by Cloud Strife. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ] The King - Road Van Toad with a back fist. [Tidus goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Road Van Toad. Tidus is back on his feet. Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Tidus. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Road Van Toad kicks out. Tidus uses a snap mare takeover on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad gets up. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ] JR - Road Van Toad with a back fist. [Tidus tags in Cloud Strife. Cloud Strife clotheslines Road Van Toad. Cloud Strife stands up. Cloud Strife pulls Road Van Toad's hair. Cloud Strife makes the tag to Tidus. Tidus with an illegal chokehold on Road Van Toad. Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad drags Tidus to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Road Van Toad chokes Tidus with a microphone cable. ] The King - Blood is all over ringside. [Tidus puts Road Van Toad on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Tidus gets back to his feet. (..2) ] JR - Blood is all over ringside. [Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad and Tidus move back into the ring. Road Van Toad gets sidewalk slammed by Tidus. Tidus chants start. ] The King - Nice sidewalk slam by Tidus. [] JR - Tidus is doing quite well at this point in the match. [Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Tidus onto the mat. Tidus climbs to his feet. Road Van Toad goes for a airplane spin toss but Tidus dodges the attack. Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. ] The King - If Road Van Toad keeps using moves like that avalanche he could win the match! [Tidus picks up Road Van Toad and drops him neck first on the ropes. Tidus with a falling splash on Road Van Toad. Tidus is up again. Tidus hits an electrifying flying sommersault headbutt on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad gets back to his feet. A flying shoulder block send Road Van Toad to the mat. Tidus chants start. Tidus climbs to his feet. Tidus Choke Slams Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad looks to be out cold! Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Tidus. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] JR - The winners of this match, The Avalanche!!! (We go to the backstage area, Amy is walking through the hall way obviously in very high spirits since last week, when suddenly she hears a familar voice.) Sierra: Hey Amy, Hey Girl, Amy I need to talk to you (Amy turns around, and see's Sierra. Then goes over to Sierra) .::Amy Dumas::.-Sure, what about? Sierra: Well I need to ask you about something, Something Pertaining to Marriage.. (Amy starts to grin, but plays along with this even though she understands what Sierra is saying) .::Amy Dumas::.-alright, I'm listening Sierra: So is there Marriage in the future? she smiled Yes, no, WHAT? (Amy laughs a little bit, but she's pretty much beaming at this point) .::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, I take it you have heard the rumors. For now I haven't been asked anything, but....I somehow did stumble on the ring...she can't control her smile now Sierra: almost giddy too taking Amy's Hands and jumping up and down Its about damn time..I'm so happy for you.. (Amy joins in the jumping up and down giddiness, obviously unable to control her excitement and happiness anymore as we fade back into the ring.) “Who I am” blasts on the PA system as Chyna walks to the ring King-Oh no, Jim Johnson must be rolling around in his grave JR-If he was dead Kris Gaffney-Does he even exist in this reality.. JR and King shrug “Rylee theme” blasts on the PA system as Rylee walks to the ring JR-Rylee has appeared out of no where King-This is true, I still don’t know who the hell she is Kris Gaffney-You know, now that I think about it…I never really even knew anyone named Doug eithwe… [Chyna and Rylee lock up and then Chyna over powers Rylee and then backs her into the corner and then the ref asks for a break and then Chyna slowly backs up and then Chyna hits a kick to the gut and then Chyna pulls Rylee up and then hits a knife edge chop. Chyna brings Rylee out of the corner and then whips Rylee to the ropes. Rylee bounces off the ropes and then Chyna hits a hip toss on Rylee. Rylee stumbles up and then Rylee gets pushed back to the corner once again and then Chyna takes Rylee and then hits a hair toss out of the corner Rylee stumbles up and then Chyna kicks Rylee in the gut and she doubles over and then Chyna runs to the ropes and bounces off and then hits a swing neck breaker on Rylee. Chyna goes into the cover and gets a 1……………………2………kick out, Chyna puts Rylee into a chin lock and then the ref makes sure that the move is not a choke and it’s not. Rylee before she can be fade away decides to try to find a way out of the move and then Rylee gets to her feet and then looks for a way out of the move and then is able to grab Chyna’s head and then drops down and then hits a jaw breaker and then Chyna falls back to the ropes and then Rylee takes a few moments to recover and then charges at Chyna and then Chyna counters with a back body drop over the top rope. But Rylee falls on the apron and then Chyna turns around and then Rylee hits a shoulder block through the ropes into the gut on Chyna and then Chyna stumbles back and then Rylee gets ready as Chyna stumbles where she wants and then Rylee spring boards on the top rope and goes for a cross body block. But then it’s countered with a power slam on Rylee as she fly’s through the air into the cover and then gets the 1………………2………kick out. Chyna shakes her head as she can’t put away this new wrestler. Chyna picks up Rylee by the hair and then hits a few forearm shots to the face picks and then kicks Rylee into the gut and then sets up for a fisherman’s suplex. But before Chyna can hook the leg, Rylee hits a few knee’s to the gut of Chyna to break the attempt and then spins out of the move, and then Chyna tries to hit a short arm clothesline. But then Rylee ducks it and then stops waits for Chyna to turn around and then Rlyee takes Chyna down with a drop kick into the leg.] JR-Good strategy by Rylee, she needs to keep the bigger, stronger Chyna on the mat King-You noticed that it doesn’t matter who you are, big or fast…as long as you take out their legs that’s good strategy Kris Gaffney-Well…some things are just that easy, easy is good. [Chyna stumbles up and then Rylee shoulder tackles the leg and Chyna goes down to the mat and then Rylee uses this time to recover and then crawls over to the corner and then takes her time to recover in the corner as Chyna stumbles to her feet after a time and then Chyna gets up and then see’s Rylee who is seemly really beat up, so Chyna charges at Rylee. But Rylee is able to get her boot up and then Chyna stumbles back and then Rylee pulls herself on the second rope as Chyna is limping around a bit and then goes right into Rylee who hooks Chyna and then hits a Tornado DDT on Chyna and then goes into the cover and gets a 1……………….2…………Chyna powers out of the cover and Rylee goes flying a little bit. Rylee shakes it off and goes back to the outside on the apron and climbs to the top rope and waits for Chyna to get up. Chyna stumbles up and then Rylee leaps off and then hits a missile drop kick on Chyna and then Rylee quickly recovers and then goes over to Chyna and then sets up Rylee and then puts on a figure four. Chyna is in a lot of pain and then forgets where her shoulders are and then the ref counts 1………………2…………….Chyna sits up and then starts to punch her way out of the move and then is finally able to break the figure four by punching her way out of the move and then Rylee goes to the ropes as she’s dazed Chyna gets up holding one of her legs. Obviously it’s bugging her, and then Chyna runs at Rylee. But it’s countered by Rylee who hits a drop toe hold and Chyna goes to the rope and falls on the second rope throat first] JR-Chyna is running on one leg, that might spell the end of this match for Chyna King-too bad her theme music doesn’t go away like that Kris Gaffney-I’m sure I could sneak in the tech department and steal their copy. [Chyna stumbles up and then somehow Rylee is able to lift Chyna up and then hits the High Rise. Rylee goes into the cover, and gets a 1………………………….2………………………….3] JR-Rylee has won this match (OOC-Rylee debut RP was the only thing close to an RP up, so that’s why she won) The show returns from a break, and the Cabana set is all layed out. King: I think its time for another one of those great Cabanas Jr: I think your right. I SPIT IN THE FACE, OF PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO BE COOL!!! the fans start booing as Carlito appears on the stage, and starts heading to the ring. King: See I love it when Im right. Jr: After what happend last week to Chris Masters, I wonder who is going to have the guts to go onto the Cabana. Carlito: Another Shockwave. Another arena filled with uncool people. And Another great Calito's Cabana. But before Carlito calls out his guest for Carlito's Cabana, Carlito would like to talk about Florida. Fans start Chanting Florida.. Carlito looks unimpressed. Carlito: Yeah Carlito knows where he is. Miami, Home of the Miami Heat, who lost in the play offs....Dats not cool (fans Boo). Shaquille O'Neil......Shaquille O'Neil.....Shaq aint cool, Carlito would hit Shaq so hard and spit in his face no problem. But Florida is also the home state of Chris Jericho and Vice President Amy Dumas. Carlito thinks that is fitting, Uncool Florida, home of uncool Jericho and Dumas, Carlito thinks thats BIG uncool. Last week Carlito told you, that Jericho is uncool, That The Higlight reel is uncool, and that Rock and rool is not cool. Well look at this video, and see how uncool Jericho is. The video shows Amy finding the ring. Carlito: Now if you thought Jericho was cool before, now you must think he is uncool, as everyone knows, weddings......dats not cool.but your lucky, as Carlito is cool. and this week, Carlito has gone out and found someone bigger than Masters. Carlito went out and found a Former IC champ, a champ who defended it countless times. and a former tag champion. So uncool ladies and gentlemen give it up for..... Away by Yellowcard blasts and the place errupts. JR: NO WAY!!!!!! IT CANT BE!!!! KING: IT IS!!!! ITS MDK!!!!! A massive fireworks explosion and MDK appears at the top of the ramp. he then heads to the ring, and Carlito hands him a mic. Carlito: Michael De Kreek, Welcome to Carlitos Cabana. MDK, you were highly regarded at one point. MDK: What do you mean were?? Carlito: Hey chill, and let Carlito finish his sentence, cutting up Carlito....dats not cool. Anyway MDK, where have you been? MDK: Busy! Carlito: Busy? Dats it? Busy? Busy's not an answer, Busy's not cool. You could have answered a bit more cool. Carlito's starting to think MDK's not cool. ok, MDK why have you come back den, you not busy no more? MDK: Im back for one reason, and that is to bring the Extreme back to the EMF Carlito: Extreme, now dats cool, Carlito is Extreme, but Carlito doesnt fight.So Carlito take it that your going for the Extreme Title then? MDK: Yeah, whoever is the champ, they better look out, Im after them. Carlito: You come on Carlito's Cabana, you dont say much, and when you do, you dont know much, But dont worry, Carlito will enlighten you. Deamon Archeos is the Extreme Champ, and Dats not cool, John Cena is the number one contender. and dats not cool. and Carlito suppose you want shot at winner. You know what, Dats not cool, you know why, because Carlito thinks, (bites an apple) Carlito thinks your not cool. Carlito spits the apple in MDKs face, Carlito looks all smug, as MDK whipes it of his face, MDK then hits Carlito with a massave clothesline, and as Carlito stumbles back to his feet, MDK starts to measure him up, as Carlito spins around MDK lifts him and hits the The DownStream. The fans start chanting MDKs name and his music blasts as Shockwave cuts to a commercial. “James Hardy theme” blasts on the PA system as James Hardy walks to the ring JR-James Hardy has the biggest opportunity in his young career King-yeah, suppose when you put your life on the line for the belt…Angelus is interested Kris Gaffney-so when in doubt…offer Angelus more death? “Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system as Angelus walks to the ring King steals the song by downloading King-HAHAHAHAHAHA Kris Gaffney-How many times has that song been stolen? JR-Too many to count [The fire lights around the ring as James Hardy looks around Angelus just shrugs as he’s been through worst (well…he has). Angelus and Hardy lock up and then Hardy and Angelus fight for position and then back up to the ropes and then slowly Angelus back away in the corner. But then Angelus hits kick to the gut and then Hardy falls down in the corner and then gets up and then Angelus measures up and then nails a planted fist into the face of Hardy and then Angelus takes Hardy and then whips him to the other side of the ring and then Hardy comes hard off the corner and then charges in to where Hardy has come out of the corner and then hits a hard diving clothesline and then Angelus goes to the apron and then waits for Hardy to get up. Hardy gets up to his feet and then Angelus comes off the top rope and then nails a missile drop kick on Hardy Angelus hits a few stomps on the downed James Hardy and then James Hardy tries to get away form Angelus put then Angelus starts to choke him with the rope and then Angelus finally lets up as Hardy stumbles up and then Angelus picks up Hardy and then hits a body slam, he then moves into position and then drops the leg drop on Hardy. Angelus then decides that he’s beaten up Hardy up enough and then goes to the apron and then jumps over the fire and then grabs the ladder that is lying on the side of the cage and then throws it through the fire into the ring (it doesn’t catch on fire and then Angelus decides go up to the stairs which is the only place that has an opening to get up into the ring without going into the fire and then Angelus climbs to the top rope. But suddenly Hardy gets up to his feet and then runs up the turnbuckle where Angelus is and then takes him down off of the top with an arm drag off the top rope and then Angelus falls hard on the mat and then Hardy is on the ground as Angelus stumbles up so does Hardy who takes Angelus down a arm drag release Angelus stumbles up and then Hardy then takes him down with a standing drop kick that knocks down Angelus. Hardy then takes the ladder and then waits for Angelus to get up, Angelus stumbles up and then Hardy runs and then smashes Angelus with the ladder and then Hardy puts the ladder on the mat and then Angelus stumbles up and then Hardy picks up Angelus puts him in place and then hits a body slam that gets Angelus lying on the mat and then Hardy goes to the corner and then leaps off the corner and drops a leg drop smashing Angelus between the ladder. Angelus rolls off and Hardy takes the ladder and looks up to the second cage.] JR-Looks like Hardy’s going to the second cage King-Good…I was thinking everything he requested was bit of over kill Kris Gaffney-I’m still wondering how they got a ladder in there for this match to work… [Hardy sets up the ladder up to the door in the top of the second cage. But before he goes up, he see’s Angelus getting up. But he’s dazed enough so that he can kick him in the gut and then hits a DDT on him. Angelus bounces off the mat and Hardy takes this time to recover a little before going over to the ladder and then starts to climb up to the second cage and he opens the door and starts getting up and then suddenly Angelus is at the base of the ladder as Hardy enters the second cage and then starts to give chase to Hardy who is having hard time trying to get out of the second cage as he’s taking this time to recover from the beating that he took in the first one and then his back is turned to the hole in the cage as Angelus pulls himself into the second cage and Hardy does not know it. Hardy turns around and then gets a trash can to the face and goes down Angelus hits a few stomps on the downed Hardy and then Angelus picks up Hardy and tries to whip to the side of the second cage and then does Hardy stumbles off the side of the cage. Angelus kicks Hardy in the gut and then Hardy is doubled over and then Angelus backs off and then hits a running knee lift and then Angelus goes to the cage sides and then grabs a singopore cane and then starts to choke Hardy with it . Angelus let’s go and then Angelus backs up and then waits for Hardy who then gets to his hands and knee’s, Angelus nails him with the Singapore cane to the back and Angelus throws it down and then looks around and then grabs the chain cutters and then goes over to the door on the second stage and starts to try to break it. It takes a moment, finally the chain breaks and Angelus opens the door. Then walks out the second stage, Angelus takes time to recover as he see’s Hardy start to crawl towards the opening in the cage and then Angelus climbs up to the third level as Hardy comes out of the second cage with a chair and then gives chase] JR-Hardy’s getting close, but Angelus isn’t going away without a fight King-That’s for sure Kris Gaffney-Guess no one will accuse Angelus of not being a fighting champion [Angelus gets up the top of the cage as Hardy can’t go any further as he’s taken a lot of damage and then Angelus smashes the chair over Hardy’s back and then Hardy stumbles around after getting hit. Angelus then loads up for another shot, but Hardy then hits a drop kick and knocks the chair back in Angelus face, both wrestlers are down and then after a time Hardy crawls away from Angelus and then goes to the other side of the cage and then starts using the side of the cage to pull himself up to the top of the cage where the belt is. Angelus does the same thing on the other side. They both get on the platform and then start to trade punches back and forth. From out of nowhere a shadow swoops down from the rafters and aims to colide with James Hardy and Angelus. KING: Is that? Oh my GOD! JR: IT IS!!! IT'S MATT HARDY! Matt delivers a big boot to the face of James as he swoops in from above. James goes flying off the the top teer cage and crashes down to the top of the second cage. (OOC-QHI and I have talked about this over AIM, he used Matt Hardy without knowing that this was coming. We had this making for a while now, so you do not own the rights to Matt Hardy. So to make sure everything goes as planned, all the storyline you put in your RP is stricken from the record. James is much better this way, as you yourself can ignore the fact you said Hardy would be in your corner. I did read the RP and judged the match, and I’m sure the result would be the same whether I counted the RP or not. So I won’t get into whether it counts or not.) Matt Hardy: EMF...witness before you the beginning of the end of an era, and the beginning of a new. No longer should a whore like Amy Dumas run your lives, no longer will I sit back and let a power hungry bitch damage the careers of many like Chris Jericho and ruin the respect of what is true professional wrestling. Jericho you are commiting career and personal suicide for even thinking about being with this woman for the rest of you life! Think of your future Chris! And in case your wondering...there's only room for one hardy in this ring...and it sure ain't you James. There can only be Matt Hardy Version one!!! (As Angelus gets out of the ring security is was climbing up the cage and tackles Hardy, along with the Destroyer who picks up Hardy who is now handicuff and brings him down form the cage. Suddenly “Iron Man” blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike.) Prez Mike-Matt Hardy, the hell you doing here in the EMF? Really I don’t understand your reason for this rant, but obviously you have a problem with the Vice President. So you know what, since you got a problem with her, I’ll allow her to figure what to do with this situation. (The EMF tron lights up with the image of Amy Dumas in her office doing something, looking extremely happy still. Suddenly a knock comes at the door, and see's who it is. Her smile grows bigger as Jericho comes into the room and kiss.) .::Amy Dumas::.-hehehehehe trying to hide any giddiness...ahem...hey Jericho..trying to cut to the chase so...what's up? .::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well there... (Suddenly a knock comes at the door and then both Jericho and Amy look pissed at the door as an EMF official walks in the Vice President office. Jericho and Amy look at each other and roll their eyes at getting interupted in the middle of something.) .::EMF official::.-Ms. Dumas, there is a situation that you need to address. (Amy's a bit pissed that her and Jericho were interupted, but holds it in and just says) .::Amy Dumas::.-Can't this wait... .::EMF official::.-Actually no, this is a situation that needs a decision now and Prez Mike has left the decision to you only. (Amy looks really disappointed, Jericho see's this and then says) .::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Don't worry Amy...another time. .::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah....yeah, anyways what's the problem? .::EMF official::.-First off, you wouldn't happen to see last match did you? .::Amy Dumas::.-No, I've been working on paper work. Jericho just came into here, and we were...IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING...lowers her voice. .::EMF official::.-Alright, well had an uncontracted person interfer with the world title match. I was told you might have been too busy to seen it, so I brought a copy of the end of the match so you can see for yourself, and decide what to do. .::Amy Dumas::.-alright... (The camera fades away as Jericho and Amy get shown the end of the Angelus/James Hardy match) Finkel:"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a special Fourway Hardcore Dance to determine the number one contender to the Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, about to make his way to the ring, accompanied by Abdullah The Butcher....Barbwire Chris!!!" ["Chris' Theme" begins to play over the P.A system and after a few seconds he comes out of the back and walks to the ring.] Finkel:"Introducing next, about to make his way to the ring, Just....Rick!" ["Rick's Theme" begins to play as he steps out onto the stage a hugely mixed reaction. Rick immediately begins to make his way toward the ring, stopping just shy of the ring side area and looking up at Barbwire Chris, pointing at him and then motioning that the Intercontinental Championship would go around his waist. Chris just laughs at him and reminds him this a number one contender's match. Rick shrugs off the comment and makes his way around the ring, heading up the ring steps and then through the ropes. He walks across the ring, playing to the fans who are cheering for him as his music begins to fade.] Finkel:"And introducing third, being accompanied to the ring by Torrie Wilson, Dude Nick!" ["Nick's Theme" begins to play and the arena fills with a massive eruption of boos. Nick and Torrie walk out onto the stage, and Nick almost immediately looks at Torrie and laughs at the sound of the boos. Nick stops and looks around a bit, then looks back to Torrie and she kisses him on the cheek, and then heads back through the entrance, disappearing to the back again. Nick smirks as he starts to make his way towards the ring. Once at ring side, Nick steps up onto the ring apron, and then steps over the top rope into the ring. He points over at Barbwire Chris, issuing a warning about getting in his way. He then looks at Rick, and Just...Laughs at him. Reminding him of what happened in their match last week.] Finkel:"And introducing the fourth and final competitor in tonights match. About to make his way to the ring....Rhyno!" ["Getting Away With Murder" begins to play as Rhyno walks to the ring….suddenly it cuts to JR. J.R:"Sorry fans, but there has been a decision of the fate of the “run in” we had last match. That particular person has been thrown out of arena, and has a ban on him for all future EMF events. So that’s what Vice President Amy Dumas decision is on that particular person. (OOC-I believe that was what I was suppose to write, subject to edit alright) [Back in the ring, Barbwire Chris has made his way to the ropes facing towards the stage, and is leaned over them laughing at what he just saw. Dude Nick has rolled out of the ring, and Rick is just sliding back into the ring, a fire extinguisher in his hands. Rick stands there, the extinguisher ready to strike as soon as Chris turns around. Suddenly Rhyno comes charges at Just……Rick, Just………Rick side steps him and then throws him to the outside, Rhyno goes crashing. After a few moments, the bell finally sounds and prompts Chris to spin around, and as he does Rick sprays him in the face with the fire extinguisher. Chris clutches at his face and eyes, screaming something about not being able to see. Rick drops the fire extinguisher and immediately blasts Chris with a Stunner. Chris goes down to the canvas, and Rick looks down at him and then heads into the ropes, coming off and delivering a Hulk Hogan style Leg Drop right across his throat. Rick immediately goes into the cover, hooking the near leg. Referee Nick Patrick rushes into position to make the count.....1.....2......3! Nick comes into the picture and then clubs Rick in the back, Nick tries to go for the Dudemeister, but then Just….Rick pushes Dude Nick and then he smashes into Rhyno on the apron. Rhyno goes flying off the apron and lands on his leg wrong and now is screaming in pain. Ricks at Rhyno, people run to help Rhyno out who is injured. But as he turns around, he is met by a massive steal chair shot to the head from Dude Nick. Rick goes down to the canvas and Nick continues his assault with the chair. He delivers shot after shot after shot to the back, side, and head of Rick. Nick finally tosses the chair out of the ring and grabs Rick by the head, pulling him to his feet and whipping him into the far ropes. Rick bounces off the ropes, and is met by a Big Boot to the face as he makes his return to Nick. Nick drops to his knees and makes a nonchalant cover....1....2....NO! Rick kicks out, and Nick just stands up and smirks at the referee. Dude Nick pulls Rick to his feet, backing him into a corner, nailing him with a couple of chops before setting him up on the top turnbuckle. Nick steps up onto the second turnbuckle, beginning to set Rick up for a Superplex. But before he can pick him up, Rick begins to deliver punch after punch to the stomach and chest of Nick, causing him to loosen his grip. Rick struggles free and shoves Nick to the canvas below. Rick stands up on to the top turnbuckle. He stands there, waiting for Nick to stand up, and once he does he jumps off the turnbuckle and nails him with a Blockbuster. Nick's head bounces off the ring mat, and Rick goes into an immediate cover, hooking the far leg......1.....2......NO! Dude Nick manages to kick out just moments before the count of three. Rick stands up in disbelief, but goes right back to work. He pulls Nick to his feet and immediately whips him into the ropes, and then greets him with a text book drop kick in the middle of the ring. Knowing that won't be enough to put him away, Rick goes to the outside of the ring and begins searching under the ring for some weapons. After a few moments of searching, Rick finally pulls out a stop sign and a barbwire wrapped kendo stick. Rick slides both weapons into the ring, and then slides back in himself. Rick lays the Stop Sign on the mat and then pulls Nick up to his feet, grabbing him by the hair and jerking his back, saying something to him before kicking him the stomach, and then driving his head into the stop sign with a wicked Evenflow DDT. Rick rolls Nick over, and makes another cover...1.....2..........NO! Somehow Nick manages to just barely roll his shoulder up mere seconds before Nick Patrick counted the three. Rick stands back up frustrated. He looks over at the Barbwire wrapped Kendo Stick. A grin comes over his face as he walks over and picks it up. Rick wields the Kendo Stick like a great sword, waiting for Dude Nick to stand up. Nick slowly makes his way to feet. Once standing, Nick staggers forward a couple of steps before turning around. As he turns around, Rick swings at his head with the Kendo Stick, but somehow Nick is able to duck under the attack, spinning around and blasting Rick with a massive clothes line to the back of the head that sends him face first into the turnbuckle.] J.R:"Well, after a fast start to this match, it now seems that Rick may have bitten off more than he can chew with Dude Nick." King:"This is dull! I wanna see what happened to Rhyno again!" Gaffney:"I wouldn't say this is dull, I'm just eager for it to be over." [Rick's head bounces off the top turnbuckle, causing him to drop the Kendo Stick and stumble back into Dude Nick, who locks him in a Full Nelson and delivers a massive Full Nelson slam. Nick walks over and picks up the Kendo Stick and holds it in the air. He heads back over to Rick, grabbing him by the head and pulling him to his feet. He spins Rick around so that his back is to him, setting him up with the Kendo Stick and delivering a Sandman style Russian Leg Sweep. As the two men make impact win the ring mat, the barbwire wrapped around the Kendo Stick rips into the flesh under Rick's chin on the upper portions of his neck, immediately drawing blood. Nick stands up, and pulls Rick back to his feet, only to blast him in the head with the Kendo Stick, slicing him open, and sending him right back down to the canvas again. Nick holds the Kendo Stick up over his head, much to the fans delight. He shouts an obscenity out to the fans, and then turns his attention back to Just...Rick. He pulls Rick up by his head again. Nick nails Rick in the stomach with the Kendo Stick, doubling him over, and then quickly nails him with The Dudemeister before he falls to the canvas, all while still holding the Kendo Stick. Nick makes the cover immediately after Rick lands on the canvas, hooking both legs. Nick Patrick rushes into position to make the count.....1......2.......3!] (OOC-trusted my staff member for the most part on this decision, but I went over the RP's quickly and I don't got any problem with this result.) (Dude Nick celebrates as Shockwave goes off the air)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The Shockwave video plays, and then once it’s finished we go into the darken arena and then fireworks blasts on the stage. When they stop the lights turn on and then the fans wave their signs and yell like crazy)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris Gaffney

Kris Gaffney-I still say my version is better…

King-and less boring
JR - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, The Avalanche!!!

[The Avalanche come to the ring. ]

JR - and their opponents, the team of RVT and AN ARKIE.

[RVT and AN ARKIE walk to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this match. AN ARKIE walks around the ring. Tidus places AN ARKIE on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ding, ding, ding) AN ARKIE clotheslines Tidus. Tidus tags in Cloud Strife. Cloud Strife punches AN ARKIE repeatedly. They lockup. Cloud Strife sends AN ARKIE to the corner of the ring. AN ARKIE clotheslines Cloud Strife. AN ARKIE tags in Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad is back on his feet. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ]

The King - Cloud Strife takes a back fist.

[Cloud Strife makes the tag to Tidus. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ]

JR - Road Van Toad executes a back fist.

[Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad brings in AN ARKIE for RVT and AN ARKIE. Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ]

The King - Tidus is being double teamed!

[AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ]

JR - That's an illegal move!

[Tidus trys for a full nelson slam but AN ARKIE avoids it. Tidus executes the sleeperhold on AN ARKIE. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... AN ARKIE escapes. ]

The King - Tidus almost won the match!

[AN ARKIE piledrives Tidus. AN ARKIE goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Tidus escapes. Now Tidus standing. Tidus lifts AN ARKIE and delivers a back breaker. Tidus drags AN ARKIE to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Now AN ARKIE standing. (..2) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (...3) Tidus goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps AN ARKIE. ]

The King - Tidus executes a flying double foot stomp.

[Tidus gets up. AN ARKIE is up again. (....4) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Tidus and AN ARKIE move back to ringside. Tidus and AN ARKIE move back into the ring. Tidus throws AN ARKIE off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. AN ARKIE gets up. Cloud Strife tagged in by Tidus. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Cloud Strife trys for a snap suplex but AN ARKIE avoids it. Cloud Strife sends AN ARKIE to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Cloud Strife uses a snap mare takeover on AN ARKIE. (...3) Cloud Strife executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of AN ARKIE. Cloud Strife gets up. (....4) AN ARKIE gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Cloud Strife. Now Cloud Strife standing. AN ARKIE gets up. AN ARKIE piledrives Cloud Strife. (.....5) AN ARKIE sets Cloud Strife up DDTs him into the floor. (......6) AN ARKIE cuts Cloud Strife with a blade. Cloud Strife is bleeding as a result. (.......7) ]

JR - AN ARKIE can't win the match out there.

[AN ARKIE takes Cloud Strife into the ring. They lockup. AN ARKIE sends Cloud Strife to the corner of the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Road Van Toad tagged in by AN ARKIE. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad makes the tag to AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Tidus tagged in by Cloud Strife. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Japanese armdrag take down from Tidus send AN ARKIE to the mat. AN ARKIE stands up. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Tidus tags Cloud Strife. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE brings in Road Van Toad for RVT and AN ARKIE. Cloud Strife body slams Road Van Toad. ]

The King - body slam!

[Cloud Strife and Road Van Toad go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Cloud Strife fist drops Road Van Toad on the floor. (...3) Cloud Strife goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Road Van Toad. Cloud Strife is back on his feet. Road Van Toad gets up. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Cloud Strife onto the floor. ]

The King - Nice airplane spin toss by Road Van Toad.

[(....4) (.....5) Road Van Toad takes Cloud Strife into the ring. Road Van Toad clotheslines Cloud Strife. Road Van Toad makes the tag to AN ARKIE. Cloud Strife delivers a low blow to AN ARKIE. Now AN ARKIE standing. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Cloud Strife with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Road Van Toad tagged in by AN ARKIE. Cloud Strife tackles Road Van Toad. Cloud Strife makes the tag to Tidus. Tidus stomps Road Van Toad's head. Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Tidus. The ref starts the count. ...1 Road Van Toad kicks out. Road Van Toad is back on his feet. Road Van Toad tags in AN ARKIE. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Tidus onto the mat. Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. AN ARKIE suplexes Tidus. ]

The King - Tidus is being double teamed!

[AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Road Van Toad tagged in by AN ARKIE. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha ]

The King - That's an illegal move!

[AN ARKIE tries to snipe Tidus with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Cloud Strife tagged in by Tidus. Road Van Toad gets hit with a dragon scerw from Cloud Strife. Cloud Strife gets up. Road Van Toad is up again. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Cloud Strife onto the mat. Tidus tagged in by Cloud Strife. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ]

The King - Road Van Toad with a back fist.

[Tidus goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Road Van Toad. Tidus is back on his feet. Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Tidus. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Road Van Toad kicks out. Tidus uses a snap mare takeover on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad gets up. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. ]

JR - Road Van Toad with a back fist.

[Tidus tags in Cloud Strife. Cloud Strife clotheslines Road Van Toad. Cloud Strife stands up. Cloud Strife pulls Road Van Toad's hair. Cloud Strife makes the tag to Tidus. Tidus with an illegal chokehold on Road Van Toad. Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad drags Tidus to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Road Van Toad chokes Tidus with a microphone cable. ]

The King - Blood is all over ringside.

[Tidus puts Road Van Toad on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Tidus gets back to his feet. (..2) ]

JR - Blood is all over ringside.

[Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad and Tidus move back into the ring. Road Van Toad gets sidewalk slammed by Tidus. Tidus chants start. ]

The King - Nice sidewalk slam by Tidus.

[]

JR - Tidus is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Tidus onto the mat. Tidus climbs to his feet. Road Van Toad goes for a airplane spin toss but Tidus dodges the attack. Tidus get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. ]

The King - If Road Van Toad keeps using moves like that avalanche he could win the match!

[Tidus picks up Road Van Toad and drops him neck first on the ropes. Tidus with a falling splash on Road Van Toad. Tidus is up again. Tidus hits an electrifying flying sommersault headbutt on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad gets back to his feet. A flying shoulder block send Road Van Toad to the mat. Tidus chants start. Tidus climbs to his feet. Tidus Choke Slams Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad looks to be out cold! Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Tidus. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - The winners of this match, The Avalanche!!!

(We go to the backstage area, Amy is walking through the hall way obviously in very high spirits since last week, when suddenly she hears a familar voice.)

Sierra: Hey Amy, Hey Girl, Amy I need to talk to you

(Amy turns around, and see's Sierra. Then goes over to Sierra)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Sure, what about?

Sierra: Well I need to ask you about something, Something Pertaining to Marriage..

(Amy starts to grin, but plays along with this even though she understands what Sierra is saying)

.::Amy Dumas::.-alright, I'm listening

Sierra: So is there Marriage in the future? *she smiled* Yes, no, WHAT?

(Amy laughs a little bit, but she's pretty much beaming at this point)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, I take it you have heard the rumors. For now I haven't been asked anything, but....I somehow did stumble on the ring...*she can't control her smile now*

Sierra: *almost giddy too taking Amy's Hands and jumping up and down* Its about damn time..I'm so happy for you..

(Amy joins in the jumping up and down giddiness, obviously unable to control her excitement and happiness anymore as we fade back into the ring.)

“Who I am” blasts on the PA system as Chyna walks to the ring

King-Oh no, Jim Johnson must be rolling around in his grave

JR-If he was dead

Kris Gaffney-Does he even exist in this reality..

*JR and King shrug*

“Rylee theme” blasts on the PA system as Rylee walks to the ring

JR-Rylee has appeared out of no where

King-This is true, I still don’t know who the hell she is

Kris Gaffney-You know, now that I think about it…I never really even knew anyone named Doug eithwe…

[Chyna and Rylee lock up and then Chyna over powers Rylee and then backs her into the corner and then the ref asks for a break and then Chyna slowly backs up and then Chyna hits a kick to the gut and then Chyna pulls Rylee up and then hits a knife edge chop. Chyna brings Rylee out of the corner and then whips Rylee to the ropes. Rylee bounces off the ropes and then Chyna hits a hip toss on Rylee. Rylee stumbles up and then Rylee gets pushed back to the corner once again and then Chyna takes Rylee and then hits a hair toss out of the corner Rylee stumbles up and then Chyna kicks Rylee in the gut and she doubles over and then Chyna runs to the ropes and bounces off and then hits a swing neck breaker on Rylee. Chyna goes into the cover and gets a 1……………………2………kick out, Chyna puts Rylee into a chin lock and then the ref makes sure that the move is not a choke and it’s not. Rylee before she can be fade away decides to try to find a way out of the move and then Rylee gets to her feet and then looks for a way out of the move and then is able to grab Chyna’s head and then drops down and then hits a jaw breaker and then Chyna falls back to the ropes and then Rylee takes a few moments to recover and then charges at Chyna and then Chyna counters with a back body drop over the top rope. But Rylee falls on the apron and then Chyna turns around and then Rylee hits a shoulder block through the ropes into the gut on Chyna and then Chyna stumbles back and then Rylee gets ready as Chyna stumbles where she wants and then Rylee spring boards on the top rope and goes for a cross body block. But then it’s countered with a power slam on Rylee as she fly’s through the air into the cover and then gets the 1………………2………kick out. Chyna shakes her head as she can’t put away this new wrestler. Chyna picks up Rylee by the hair and then hits a few forearm shots to the face picks and then kicks Rylee into the gut and then sets up for a fisherman’s suplex. But before Chyna can hook the leg, Rylee hits a few knee’s to the gut of Chyna to break the attempt and then spins out of the move, and then Chyna tries to hit a short arm clothesline. But then Rylee ducks it and then stops waits for Chyna to turn around and then Rlyee takes Chyna down with a drop kick into the leg.]

JR-Good strategy by Rylee, she needs to keep the bigger, stronger Chyna on the mat

King-You noticed that it doesn’t matter who you are, big or fast…as long as you take out their legs that’s good strategy

Kris Gaffney-Well…some things are just that easy, easy is good.

[Chyna stumbles up and then Rylee shoulder tackles the leg and Chyna goes down to the mat and then Rylee uses this time to recover and then crawls over to the corner and then takes her time to recover in the corner as Chyna stumbles to her feet after a time and then Chyna gets up and then see’s Rylee who is seemly really beat up, so Chyna charges at Rylee. But Rylee is able to get her boot up and then Chyna stumbles back and then Rylee pulls herself on the second rope as Chyna is limping around a bit and then goes right into Rylee who hooks Chyna and then hits a Tornado DDT on Chyna and then goes into the cover and gets a 1……………….2…………Chyna powers out of the cover and Rylee goes flying a little bit. Rylee shakes it off and goes back to the outside on the apron and climbs to the top rope and waits for Chyna to get up. Chyna stumbles up and then Rylee leaps off and then hits a missile drop kick on Chyna and then Rylee quickly recovers and then goes over to Chyna and then sets up Rylee and then puts on a figure four. Chyna is in a lot of pain and then forgets where her shoulders are and then the ref counts 1………………2…………….Chyna sits up and then starts to punch her way out of the move and then is finally able to break the figure four by punching her way out of the move and then Rylee goes to the ropes as she’s dazed Chyna gets up holding one of her legs. Obviously it’s bugging her, and then Chyna runs at Rylee. But it’s countered by Rylee who hits a drop toe hold and Chyna goes to the rope and falls on the second rope throat first]

JR-Chyna is running on one leg, that might spell the end of this match for Chyna

King-too bad her theme music doesn’t go away like that

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure I could sneak in the tech department and steal their copy.

[Chyna stumbles up and then somehow Rylee is able to lift Chyna up and then hits the High Rise. Rylee goes into the cover, and gets a 1………………………….2………………………….3]

JR-Rylee has won this match

(OOC-Rylee debut RP was the only thing close to an RP up, so that’s why she won)

The show returns from a break, and the Cabana set is all layed out.

King: I think its time for another one of those great Cabanas

Jr: I think your right.

I SPIT IN THE FACE, OF PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO BE COOL!!!

the fans start booing as Carlito appears on the stage, and starts heading to the ring.

King: See I love it when Im right.

Jr: After what happend last week to Chris Masters, I wonder who is going to have the guts to go onto the Cabana.

Carlito: Another Shockwave. Another arena filled with uncool people. And Another great Calito's Cabana. But before Carlito calls out his guest for Carlito's Cabana, Carlito would like to talk about Florida.

Fans start Chanting Florida.. Carlito looks unimpressed.

Carlito: Yeah Carlito knows where he is. Miami, Home of the Miami Heat, who lost in the play offs....Dats not cool (fans Boo). Shaquille O'Neil......Shaquille O'Neil.....Shaq aint cool, Carlito would hit Shaq so hard and spit in his face no problem. But Florida is also the home state of Chris Jericho and Vice President Amy Dumas. Carlito thinks that is fitting, Uncool Florida, home of uncool Jericho and Dumas, Carlito thinks thats BIG uncool. Last week Carlito told you, that Jericho is uncool, That The Higlight reel is uncool, and that Rock and rool is not cool. Well look at this video, and see how uncool Jericho is.

The video shows Amy finding the ring.

Carlito: Now if you thought Jericho was cool before, now you must think he is uncool, as everyone knows, weddings......dats not cool.but your lucky, as Carlito is cool. and this week, Carlito has gone out and found someone bigger than Masters. Carlito went out and found a Former IC champ, a champ who defended it countless times. and a former tag champion. So uncool ladies and gentlemen give it up for.....

Away by Yellowcard blasts and the place errupts.

JR: NO WAY!!!!!! IT CANT BE!!!!

KING: IT IS!!!! ITS MDK!!!!!

A massive fireworks explosion and MDK appears at the top of the ramp. he then heads to the ring, and Carlito hands him a mic.

Carlito: Michael De Kreek, Welcome to Carlitos Cabana. MDK, you were highly regarded at one point.

MDK: What do you mean were??

Carlito: Hey chill, and let Carlito finish his sentence, cutting up Carlito....dats not cool. Anyway MDK, where have you been?

MDK: Busy!

Carlito: Busy? Dats it? Busy? Busy's not an answer, Busy's not cool. You could have answered a bit more cool. Carlito's starting to think MDK's not cool. ok, MDK why have you come back den, you not busy no more?

MDK: Im back for one reason, and that is to bring the Extreme back to the EMF

Carlito: Extreme, now dats cool, Carlito is Extreme, but Carlito doesnt fight.So Carlito take it that your going for the Extreme Title then?

MDK: Yeah, whoever is the champ, they better look out, Im after them.

Carlito: You come on Carlito's Cabana, you dont say much, and when you do, you dont know much, But dont worry, Carlito will enlighten you. Deamon Archeos is the Extreme Champ, and Dats not cool, John Cena is the number one contender. and dats not cool. and Carlito suppose you want shot at winner. You know what, Dats not cool, you know why, because Carlito thinks, (bites an apple) Carlito thinks your not cool.

Carlito spits the apple in MDKs face, Carlito looks all smug, as MDK whipes it of his face, MDK then hits Carlito with a massave clothesline, and as Carlito stumbles back to his feet, MDK starts to measure him up, as Carlito spins around MDK lifts him and hits the The DownStream. The fans start chanting MDKs name and his music blasts as Shockwave cuts to a commercial.

“James Hardy theme” blasts on the PA system as James Hardy walks to the ring

JR-James Hardy has the biggest opportunity in his young career

King-yeah, suppose when you put your life on the line for the belt…Angelus is interested

Kris Gaffney-so when in doubt…offer Angelus more death?

“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system as Angelus walks to the ring

*King steals the song by downloading*

King-HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kris Gaffney-How many times has that song been stolen?

JR-Too many to count

[The fire lights around the ring as James Hardy looks around Angelus just shrugs as he’s been through worst (well…he has). Angelus and Hardy lock up and then Hardy and Angelus fight for position and then back up to the ropes and then slowly Angelus back away in the corner. But then Angelus hits kick to the gut and then Hardy falls down in the corner and then gets up and then Angelus measures up and then nails a planted fist into the face of Hardy and then Angelus takes Hardy and then whips him to the other side of the ring and then Hardy comes hard off the corner and then charges in to where Hardy has come out of the corner and then hits a hard diving clothesline and then Angelus goes to the apron and then waits for Hardy to get up. Hardy gets up to his feet and then Angelus comes off the top rope and then nails a missile drop kick on Hardy Angelus hits a few stomps on the downed James Hardy and then James Hardy tries to get away form Angelus put then Angelus starts to choke him with the rope and then Angelus finally lets up as Hardy stumbles up and then Angelus picks up Hardy and then hits a body slam, he then moves into position and then drops the leg drop on Hardy. Angelus then decides that he’s beaten up Hardy up enough and then goes to the apron and then jumps over the fire and then grabs the ladder that is lying on the side of the cage and then throws it through the fire into the ring (it doesn’t catch on fire and then Angelus decides go up to the stairs which is the only place that has an opening to get up into the ring without going into the fire and then Angelus climbs to the top rope. But suddenly Hardy gets up to his feet and then runs up the turnbuckle where Angelus is and then takes him down off of the top with an arm drag off the top rope and then Angelus falls hard on the mat and then Hardy is on the ground as Angelus stumbles up so does Hardy who takes Angelus down a arm drag release Angelus stumbles up and then Hardy then takes him down with a standing drop kick that knocks down Angelus. Hardy then takes the ladder and then waits for Angelus to get up, Angelus stumbles up and then Hardy runs and then smashes Angelus with the ladder and then Hardy puts the ladder on the mat and then Angelus stumbles up and then Hardy picks up Angelus puts him in place and then hits a body slam that gets Angelus lying on the mat and then Hardy goes to the corner and then leaps off the corner and drops a leg drop smashing Angelus between the ladder. Angelus rolls off and Hardy takes the ladder and looks up to the second cage.]

JR-Looks like Hardy’s going to the second cage

King-Good…I was thinking everything he requested was bit of over kill

Kris Gaffney-I’m still wondering how they got a ladder in there for this match to work…

[Hardy sets up the ladder up to the door in the top of the second cage. But before he goes up, he see’s Angelus getting up. But he’s dazed enough so that he can kick him in the gut and then hits a DDT on him. Angelus bounces off the mat and Hardy takes this time to recover a little before going over to the ladder and then starts to climb up to the second cage and he opens the door and starts getting up and then suddenly Angelus is at the base of the ladder as Hardy enters the second cage and then starts to give chase to Hardy who is having hard time trying to get out of the second cage as he’s taking this time to recover from the beating that he took in the first one and then his back is turned to the hole in the cage as Angelus pulls himself into the second cage and Hardy does not know it. Hardy turns around and then gets a trash can to the face and goes down Angelus hits a few stomps on the downed Hardy and then Angelus picks up Hardy and tries to whip to the side of the second cage and then does Hardy stumbles off the side of the cage. Angelus kicks Hardy in the gut and then Hardy is doubled over and then Angelus backs off and then hits a running knee lift and then Angelus goes to the cage sides and then grabs a singopore cane and then starts to choke Hardy with it . Angelus let’s go and then Angelus backs up and then waits for Hardy who then gets to his hands and knee’s, Angelus nails him with the Singapore cane to the back and Angelus throws it down and then looks around and then grabs the chain cutters and then goes over to the door on the second stage and starts to try to break it. It takes a moment, finally the chain breaks and Angelus opens the door. Then walks out the second stage, Angelus takes time to recover as he see’s Hardy start to crawl towards the opening in the cage and then Angelus climbs up to the third level as Hardy comes out of the second cage with a chair and then gives chase]

JR-Hardy’s getting close, but Angelus isn’t going away without a fight

King-That’s for sure

Kris Gaffney-Guess no one will accuse Angelus of not being a fighting champion

[Angelus gets up the top of the cage as Hardy can’t go any further as he’s taken a lot of damage and then Angelus smashes the chair over Hardy’s back and then Hardy stumbles around after getting hit. Angelus then loads up for another shot, but Hardy then hits a drop kick and knocks the chair back in Angelus face, both wrestlers are down and then after a time Hardy crawls away from Angelus and then goes to the other side of the cage and then starts using the side of the cage to pull himself up to the top of the cage where the belt is. Angelus does the same thing on the other side. They both get on the platform and then start to trade punches back and forth. From out of nowhere a shadow swoops down from the rafters and aims to colide with James Hardy and Angelus.

KING: Is that? Oh my GOD!

JR: IT IS!!! IT'S MATT HARDY!

Matt delivers a big boot to the face of James as he swoops in from above. James goes flying off the the top teer cage and crashes down to the top of the second cage.

(OOC-QHI and I have talked about this over AIM, he used Matt Hardy without knowing that this was coming. We had this making for a while now, so you do not own the rights to Matt Hardy. So to make sure everything goes as planned, all the storyline you put in your RP is stricken from the record. James is much better this way, as you yourself can ignore the fact you said Hardy would be in your corner. I did read the RP and judged the match, and I’m sure the result would be the same whether I counted the RP or not. So I won’t get into whether it counts or not.)

Matt Hardy: EMF...witness before you the beginning of the end of an era, and the beginning of a new. No longer should a whore like Amy Dumas run your lives, no longer will I sit back and let a power hungry bitch damage the careers of many like Chris Jericho and ruin the respect of what is true professional wrestling. Jericho you are commiting career and personal suicide for even thinking about being with this woman for the rest of you life! Think of your future Chris! And in case your wondering...there's only room for one hardy in this ring...and it sure ain't you James. There can only be Matt Hardy Version one!!!

(As Angelus gets out of the ring security is was climbing up the cage and tackles Hardy, along with the Destroyer who picks up Hardy who is now handicuff and brings him down form the cage. Suddenly “Iron Man” blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike.)

Prez Mike-Matt Hardy, the hell you doing here in the EMF? Really I don’t understand your reason for this rant, but obviously you have a problem with the Vice President. So you know what, since you got a problem with her, I’ll allow her to figure what to do with this situation.

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of Amy Dumas in her office doing something, looking extremely happy still. Suddenly a knock comes at the door, and see's who it is. Her smile grows bigger as Jericho comes into the room and kiss.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-hehehehehe *trying to hide any giddiness*...ahem...hey Jericho..*trying to cut to the chase* so...what's up?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well there...

(Suddenly a knock comes at the door and then both Jericho and Amy look pissed at the door as an EMF official walks in the Vice President office. Jericho and Amy look at each other and roll their eyes at getting interupted in the middle of something.)

.::EMF official::.-Ms. Dumas, there is a situation that you need to address.

(Amy's a bit pissed that her and Jericho were interupted, but holds it in and just says)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Can't this wait...

.::EMF official::.-Actually no, this is a situation that needs a decision now and Prez Mike has left the decision to you only.

(Amy looks really disappointed, Jericho see's this and then says)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Don't worry Amy...another time.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah....yeah, anyways what's the problem?

.::EMF official::.-First off, you wouldn't happen to see last match did you?

.::Amy Dumas::.-No, I've been working on paper work. Jericho just came into here, and we were...IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING...*lowers her voice*.

.::EMF official::.-Alright, well had an uncontracted person interfer with the world title match. I was told you might have been too busy to seen it, so I brought a copy of the end of the match so you can see for yourself, and decide what to do.

.::Amy Dumas::.-alright...

(The camera fades away as Jericho and Amy get shown the end of the Angelus/James Hardy match)

Finkel:"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a special Fourway Hardcore Dance to determine the number one contender to the Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, about to make his way to the ring, accompanied by Abdullah The Butcher....Barbwire Chris!!!"

["Chris' Theme" begins to play over the P.A system and after a few seconds he comes out of the back and walks to the ring.]

Finkel:"Introducing next, about to make his way to the ring, Just....Rick!"

["Rick's Theme" begins to play as he steps out onto the stage a hugely mixed reaction. Rick immediately begins to make his way toward the ring, stopping just shy of the ring side area and looking up at Barbwire Chris, pointing at him and then motioning that the Intercontinental Championship would go around his waist. Chris just laughs at him and reminds him this a number one contender's match. Rick shrugs off the comment and makes his way around the ring, heading up the ring steps and then through the ropes. He walks across the ring, playing to the fans who are cheering for him as his music begins to fade.]

Finkel:"And introducing third, being accompanied to the ring by Torrie Wilson, Dude Nick!"

["Nick's Theme" begins to play and the arena fills with a massive eruption of boos. Nick and Torrie walk out onto the stage, and Nick almost immediately looks at Torrie and laughs at the sound of the boos. Nick stops and looks around a bit, then looks back to Torrie and she kisses him on the cheek, and then heads back through the entrance, disappearing to the back again. Nick smirks as he starts to make his way towards the ring. Once at ring side, Nick steps up onto the ring apron, and then steps over the top rope into the ring. He points over at Barbwire Chris, issuing a warning about getting in his way. He then looks at Rick, and Just...Laughs at him. Reminding him of what happened in their match last week.]

Finkel:"And introducing the fourth and final competitor in tonights match. About to make his way to the ring....Rhyno!"

["Getting Away With Murder" begins to play as Rhyno walks to the ring….suddenly it cuts to JR.

J.R:"Sorry fans, but there has been a decision of the fate of the “run in” we had last match. That particular person has been thrown out of arena, and has a ban on him for all future EMF events. So that’s what Vice President Amy Dumas decision is on that particular person. (OOC-I believe that was what I was suppose to write, subject to edit alright)

[Back in the ring, Barbwire Chris has made his way to the ropes facing towards the stage, and is leaned over them laughing at what he just saw. Dude Nick has rolled out of the ring, and Rick is just sliding back into the ring, a fire extinguisher in his hands. Rick stands there, the extinguisher ready to strike as soon as Chris turns around. Suddenly Rhyno comes charges at Just……Rick, Just………Rick side steps him and then throws him to the outside, Rhyno goes crashing. After a few moments, the bell finally sounds and prompts Chris to spin around, and as he does Rick sprays him in the face with the fire extinguisher. Chris clutches at his face and eyes, screaming something about not being able to see. Rick drops the fire extinguisher and immediately blasts Chris with a Stunner. Chris goes down to the canvas, and Rick looks down at him and then heads into the ropes, coming off and delivering a Hulk Hogan style Leg Drop right across his throat. Rick immediately goes into the cover, hooking the near leg. Referee Nick Patrick rushes into position to make the count.....1.....2......3! Nick comes into the picture and then clubs Rick in the back, Nick tries to go for the Dudemeister, but then Just….Rick pushes Dude Nick and then he smashes into Rhyno on the apron. Rhyno goes flying off the apron and lands on his leg wrong and now is screaming in pain. Ricks at Rhyno, people run to help Rhyno out who is injured. But as he turns around, he is met by a massive steal chair shot to the head from Dude Nick. Rick goes down to the canvas and Nick continues his assault with the chair. He delivers shot after shot after shot to the back, side, and head of Rick. Nick finally tosses the chair out of the ring and grabs Rick by the head, pulling him to his feet and whipping him into the far ropes. Rick bounces off the ropes, and is met by a Big Boot to the face as he makes his return to Nick. Nick drops to his knees and makes a nonchalant cover....1....2....NO! Rick kicks out, and Nick just stands up and smirks at the referee. Dude Nick pulls Rick to his feet, backing him into a corner, nailing him with a couple of chops before setting him up on the top turnbuckle. Nick steps up onto the second turnbuckle, beginning to set Rick up for a Superplex. But before he can pick him up, Rick begins to deliver punch after punch to the stomach and chest of Nick, causing him to loosen his grip. Rick struggles free and shoves Nick to the canvas below. Rick stands up on to the top turnbuckle. He stands there, waiting for Nick to stand up, and once he does he jumps off the turnbuckle and nails him with a Blockbuster. Nick's head bounces off the ring mat, and Rick goes into an immediate cover, hooking the far leg......1.....2......NO! Dude Nick manages to kick out just moments before the count of three. Rick stands up in disbelief, but goes right back to work. He pulls Nick to his feet and immediately whips him into the ropes, and then greets him with a text book drop kick in the middle of the ring. Knowing that won't be enough to put him away, Rick goes to the outside of the ring and begins searching under the ring for some weapons. After a few moments of searching, Rick finally pulls out a stop sign and a barbwire wrapped kendo stick. Rick slides both weapons into the ring, and then slides back in himself. Rick lays the Stop Sign on the mat and then pulls Nick up to his feet, grabbing him by the hair and jerking his back, saying something to him before kicking him the stomach, and then driving his head into the stop sign with a wicked Evenflow DDT. Rick rolls Nick over, and makes another cover...1.....2..........NO! Somehow Nick manages to just barely roll his shoulder up mere seconds before Nick Patrick counted the three. Rick stands back up frustrated. He looks over at the Barbwire wrapped Kendo Stick. A grin comes over his face as he walks over and picks it up. Rick wields the Kendo Stick like a great sword, waiting for Dude Nick to stand up. Nick slowly makes his way to feet. Once standing, Nick staggers forward a couple of steps before turning around. As he turns around, Rick swings at his head with the Kendo Stick, but somehow Nick is able to duck under the attack, spinning around and blasting Rick with a massive clothes line to the back of the head that sends him face first into the turnbuckle.]

J.R:"Well, after a fast start to this match, it now seems that Rick may have bitten off more than he can chew with Dude Nick."

King:"This is dull! I wanna see what happened to Rhyno again!"

Gaffney:"I wouldn't say this is dull, I'm just eager for it to be over."

[Rick's head bounces off the top turnbuckle, causing him to drop the Kendo Stick and stumble back into Dude Nick, who locks him in a Full Nelson and delivers a massive Full Nelson slam. Nick walks over and picks up the Kendo Stick and holds it in the air. He heads back over to Rick, grabbing him by the head and pulling him to his feet. He spins Rick around so that his back is to him, setting him up with the Kendo Stick and delivering a Sandman style Russian Leg Sweep. As the two men make impact win the ring mat, the barbwire wrapped around the Kendo Stick rips into the flesh under Rick's chin on the upper portions of his neck, immediately drawing blood. Nick stands up, and pulls Rick back to his feet, only to blast him in the head with the Kendo Stick, slicing him open, and sending him right back down to the canvas again. Nick holds the Kendo Stick up over his head, much to the fans delight. He shouts an obscenity out to the fans, and then turns his attention back to Just...Rick. He pulls Rick up by his head again. Nick nails Rick in the stomach with the Kendo Stick, doubling him over, and then quickly nails him with The Dudemeister before he falls to the canvas, all while still holding the Kendo Stick. Nick makes the cover immediately after Rick lands on the canvas, hooking both legs. Nick Patrick rushes into position to make the count.....1......2.......3!]

(OOC-trusted my staff member for the most part on this decision, but I went over the RP's quickly and I don't got any problem with this result.)

(Dude Nick celebrates as Shockwave goes off the air)