EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The Shockwave video starts and then once it ends, we go into the arena as fireworks blasts on the stage and then once they stop the lights turn on as fans yell, and then wave their signs as the EMF tron lights up with a backstage scene.)

[Shockwave opens and Paul Heyman is seen sitting in his office going over a few pieces of paper work when his office door suddenly opens. Heyman looks up and smirks as Vice President Amy Dumas and Chris Jericho walk into the office. Jericho and Amy both just stand in front of his desk as he straightens the paper work he was going over and slides it back into a folder.]

Heyman:C'mon in, have a seat, make yourselves comfortable.

Jericho:We didn't come here to chit chat junior. Lets get this over with. Your personal assistant was just in Amy's office and said you wanted to speak to both of us, so what the hell is it that you want?

Heyman:First off, thank you for coming as quickly as you did, it is a bit of an urgent matter that I need to discuss with the both of you. I heard that you were planning a Highlight Reel for tonight.

Jericho:So, whats it to you?

Heyman:Well, I was curious as to just who you had booked to be the special guest, thats all?

Jericho:Well, not that its any of your business, but we've booked the NEW EMF World Heavyweight Champion Chris Benoit to be tonights special guest on The Highlight Reel.

Heyman:Well, that should definently make for some good television. I'm sure that the ratings will go straight through the roof for that one.

Jericho:Well, thats the idea Heyman. After all, it is the Highlight Reel, the most anticipated part of Shockwave. And I am The Highlight Of The Night, so of course the ratings are going to go through the roof. But it won't just be because of me and Amy that they go that high. No, the majority of the credit can be given to the man who beat your "insurance policy" for the World Heavyweight Championship last week, "The Rabid Wolverine" Chris Benoit.

Heyman:Well, as much as all of that sounds like a good time, I've got a different idea for you.

Jericho:Oh, and just what in the hell would that be junior?

Heyman:Unbook him! As of right now, I have officially rebooked the Highlight Reel for you tonight, Benoit will no longer be appearing on the show.

Amy:Heyman, you can't do that to us! You don't have the authority to tell us who we can and cannot book on our show!

Heyman:Oh, but I beg to differ sweetheart. You see, the paper work that I was going over when the two of you came in here, it just came from the final approving stages. And this paper work makes it official.

[Heyman passes the folder and paper work across his desk to Jericho, who flips the folder open and looks it over, then hands it to Amy, an extremely pissed off look on his face.]

Heyman:So, now that you know its official, and that I do have the power and authority to do this, I think you need to be on your way to Chris Benoit's dressing room to tell him the news that he will no longer be needed for The Highlight Reel tonight. Oh, and while your at it, go ahead and wish him the best of luck in his match against Angelus tonight, I'm sure he'll be needing it seeing as how the referee won't be watching his back for him.

Jericho:You listen up Heyman, and you listen good. This isn't over. No, this is far from over. I will not have a third rate ass clown such as yourself pushing me around and booking and rebooking my show for me. And I promise you this right now, this will never, eeeeeeeevvveeer happen again!

“Some generic theme” blasts on the PA system as Jackie walks to the ring with John Cena

JR-She has the title, but this match isn’t about the title…it’s about sending a message to the Vice President

King-oh really, I didn’t realize that was the point to this match…

“Fyre’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Fyre walks to the ring

Kris Gaffney-Remind me why Fyre is back in the EMF

JR-She looks similar to the Vice President, especially since she’s a red head

King-Yeah, though unlike the VP…Fyre’s a natural red head.

[Fyre slides into the ring with Jackie in the middle of the ring, just trying to start the match out. Fyre offers to shake Jackie’s hand. Jackie shrugs her shoulders, and then shakes Fyre’s hand. But then pulls her in and then hits a clothesline on Fyre. Jackie hits a few stomps on the downed Fyre who stumbles into the corner, Jackie hits a few stomps into the gut of Fyre as she climbs into the corner and then Jackie sets up Fyre and then whips Fyre hard into the corner. She hits hard into the corner and then falls to the mat face first holding her back and then she climbs to her knees and then Jackie charges and then hits a low drop kick into the face of Fyre. Jackie thinks about going into the cover, but then decides against it and then puts her into the corner and then starts to stomp Fyre in corner as she sits in the corner and then starts to choke her with her boot as the ref counts to 5 and then finally Jackie lets up. Jackie then yells a few things about Amy, and then Jackie pulls up Fyre in the corner and then hits a few knife edge chops on Fyre. Jackie then drags her face across the top rope as she lets her go, Fyre goes down to the mat as Jackie measures up and then hits a kick to the ribs of Fyre. Fyre is in pain and then Jackie pulls up Fyre and then whips her to the ropes and then Fyre bounces off the ropes and Jackie goes for a clothesline. But Fyre goes ducks under and then continues to the other side of the ring and then bounces off that side and then Jackie spins around and then hits a power slam on Fyre. Jackie gets up and taunts the crowd, who boo’s and then Jackie.]

JR-I don’t think Jackie see’s Fyre as her opponent

King-Well she did say this was message to Amy.

Kris Gaffney-I wish I could have had the chance to try to get Gates in a match. Oh he has a beating coming to him…

[Jackie then stops taunting, most likely about Amy and then Jackie runs to the ropes and bounces off and then goes for the big leg drop and Fyre moves out of the way and Jackie crashes to the mat. She’s just sitting there. Fyre quickly hits a flipping seated neckbreaker on Jackie, then both wrestlers are on the mat and then slowly they make it to their feet. Jackie goes for a punch, it’s blocked and then Fyre hits a big slap on Jackie. Jackie stumbles back and then Fyre hits a few hard forearms on Jackie and then tries to whip Jackie to the ropes. But Jackie reverses the whip and then sends Fyre to the ropes. Fyre bounces off the ropes and then Fyre bounces off the ropes and nails a flying forearm. Jackie stumbles up after this and then Fyre knocks Jackie down with a running forearm and then Jackie stumbles up. Fyre kicks Jackie in the gut and then hits a big time DDT on Jackie, Fyre goes into the cover and gets a 1……………2……..kick out. Fyre thought that she had the three. She goes to the ref, and then is looking frustrated, she turns around as Jackie is stumbling up Fyre kicks Jackie in the gut and then hits a snap suplex. She goes to the top rope.]

JR-Fyre is going for the huge upset

King-Hey this isn’t suppose to happen, she’s just suppose to be a jobber red head

[Before Fyre can leap off the top rope, Jackie dives on the top rope and Fyre falls on the top rope and Fyre falls on the top rope. Jackie goes over to the turnbuckle that Fyre is on and climbs to the second rope. Puts Fyre on her shoulders and then drives her down for the F-U off the second rope. Fyre is planted in pretty much the middle of the ring as Jackie goes into the cover and gets the 1……………..2………..3]

Jackie: "How do you like that Amy... one of the quickest women's matches of all time.. and this Fyre girl was completely dominated by the.. *raises title* NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION! Sure I could have beaten any woman this whole fed has to offer.. after all Trish beat them all and I cleaned the floor with her last week.. but there's one thing you have to notice about Fyre that sets her apart from the entire division.. something maybe you have.. and maybe you haven't noticed Amy.. Fyre is a NATURAL Red Head! Hell.. even Christy Hemme can't claim to be that.. I know the two of you are always fighting it out in all the supermarkets in the country trying to get the most hair dye before the other buys it all... but Fyre here didn't need it.. because she got it naturally! But if Jackie Gayda can do this to a red head.. (lifts up Fyre's head, showing that she is completely out cold after Jackie's attack).. then just think what I can do to YOU Amy! Now i've said this before but i'll say it again.. you don't HAVE to get in the ring with me.. you'd don't HAVE to revive you're career you left back in the RWA-WCW,, but Amy.. that wont stop me! You know i'll take you down someday.. some time.. no doubt when you least expect it! If you get in the ring.. hell what's gonna make you any different to Fyre here.. what's gonna stop you fucking up you're moonsault or whatever else you're going for.. and getting a second rope FU like poor little Fyre did... she still hasn't moved Amy.. do you want that to be you? well obviously you don't.. that's why you fear the name Jackie Gayda so much! But it doesn'tt bother me if it's in the ring... or a surprise attack when you least expect it.. because Amy.. Jackie Gayda is coming for you.. and if you haven't already.. you better start worrying! Word Life!"

Finkel:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a special Mixed Tag Team Match. Introducing first, now making their way to the ring.....The Big Show and Joy Giovanni!"

["Well, Its The Big Show!" Big Show and Joy walk out onto the stage and Joy spins around, showing her goods off to the fans. Big Show just grins as his face turns a bright red. Show and Joy finally make their way down the aisle, to the ring side area. Joy slides in the ring and stands up, bending over and doing a little bit of a booty shake for the fans. Show climbs the steps and then steps over the top rope into the ring. He steps into the center of the ring and raises his massive hand in the air as pyro erupts from the turnbuckle posts.]

Finkel:"And introducing their opponents. About to make their way to the ring, the team of Torrie Wilson and Dude Nick!"

[Show and Joy step back and stare down the aisle, waiting for Nick and Torrie to step out onto the stage. Nick's music plays for a bit, but nobody ever comes out. Finally, after a few seconds longer, Torrie comes out on the stage and points down to the ring. She says something that causes Joy to start running her mouth, as he makes her way across the ring to the ropes nearest the aisle. Suddenly, Dude Nick comes from out of the crowd, slides in the ring and clubs Show in the back of the neck. Show stumbles forward a couple of steps, and then shakes it off. Show turns around, and Nick kicks him in the stomach, and then takes him down with a massive clothes line. Joy, not knowing what to do, spins around in excitement and rushes towards Nick, who grabs her by the hair and tosses her backwards down to the mat. Joy grabs the back of her head as it bounces off the canvas. Torrie finally reaches the ring side area and slides into the ring, pulling Joy up by her hair and backing her into the corner. Torrie lays a couple of kicks into Joy's mid section, and then jerks her out of the corner and lays her out with a ddt. Torrie rolls out of the ring and stands up on the ring apron, making her way over to her teams deisgnated corner. Dude Nick pulls Big Show up to his feet and whips him across the ring into the ropes. Show comes off the ropes and Nick blasts him with a big boot that nearly decapitates him. Nick goes for a quick cover, and the referee rushes into position to make the count...1....2....NO! Show manages to kick out shortly after the count of two.]

J.R:"Dude Nick has developed quite the mean streak since losing the Extreme Title to Kincaid last week, and Torrie Wilson nearly broke Joy's neck with that Jake Roberts style DDT."

King:"Heh, nobody will ever do a DDT as good as the one that old crack head Jake Roberts used to do!"

[Kris Gaffney suddenly stands up and jerks The King out of his seat, laying him out with a perfectly executed Jake "The Snake" Roberts style DDT. Gaffney stands up and pulls a large bag out from under the announce table and dumps a huge Python out on The King, then rips his shirt off to reveal an old school Jake "The Snake" Roberts/Damien t-shirt.]

Gaffney:"Nobody huh?"

[Dude Nick stands up, pulling Big Show back to his feet and backing him into the nearest corner. Nick lays a couple of Knife Edge chops into the chest of Show, then whips him across the ring to the opposite corner. Nick quickly follows Show in, only to find himself on the receiving end of a massive boot to the face. Nick stumbles back holding his face in pain, and then turns around just in time for Show to come out of the corner and level him with a massive clothes line of his own. Big Show grabs Nick by the head and pulls him back to his feet, scooping him up in a body slam position, and falling straight down for a power slam that sandwhiches Nick between the ring canvas and The Big Show. Show stands up, and drops a huge leg across Nick's neck and chest, and then goes into a quick, nonchalant cover....1....2...NO! Nick manages to roll his shoulder up to break the count. Show stands up, pulling Nick to his feet and backing him into the corner where Joy is standing on the ring apron. Show lays a few chops into the chest of Nick, and then tags in Joy, who looks him funny. Reluctantly, Joy comes into the ring, and not knowing what to do against Nick, kicks him in the stomach a couple of times and then slaps him across the face. Nick shakes his head, and then grabs Joy by the head and throws her back again. Nick goes to step out of the corner, but Show clubs him in the back of the head, and steps back into the ring. Show grabs Nick and tucks his head under his arm, then draps his arm over his own head. Show lifts Nick up and delivers a text book suplex that shakes the ring, and moves it a few inches off center. Big Show stands back up and grabs Joy by the foot and drags her over to their corner. Show steps back out onto the ring apron, and Joy manages to grab the ropes to pull herself up enough to make a tag. Big Show comes back into the ring again, and runs over, dropping an elbow into the sternum of Dude Nick. Nick cluthes his chest in pain and begins to roll around the ring. Big Show stands up, and looks over at Torrie, taunting her as he stalks his way over to where Nick is laying and drags him back to his feet. Sensing that he has Nick beat, Show wraps his massive hand around Nick's throat and lifts him up for a Chokeslam, but before he can drop him Torrie climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, nailing Big Show in the back with a Missile Drop Kick. Big Show puts Nick down, and turns around, grabbing Torrie by the throat. Torrie begins to scream for help, but Big Show shows no mercy. He goes to lift her up, but is quickly stopped by Dude Nick who nails him with a low blow from behind. Show releases Torrie, and Dude Nick grabs him by the head and drops him to the canvas with a massive DDT. Torrie steps back out to the ring apron, and Nick rolls Show over and makes the cover, but before the ref can start the count, Joy rushes in and kicks Nick in the back of the head. Nick stands up, and grabs Joy by the throat and says something to her. Before he can do anything though, Torrie rushes back in the ring and manages to convince Nick to let go. Nick releases her, and Joy looks at Torrie and thanks her for stopping him, but right in the middle of her thank you, Torrie kicks her in the stomach and nails her with a Torriemeister...(yes, its a Dudemeister....only done by Torrie....LoL).....Dude Nick laughs and then turns around just in time to avoid a clothes line attempt by Show who just pulled himself to his feet. Show spins back around and when he does Nick kicks him in the gut and nails him with a Dudemeister. Nick and Torrie both go into covers over their victims and the ref makes the count....1.....2......3!]

J.R:"Well, Dude Nick and Torrie Wilson managed to come away with a victory, but something tells me that Big Show won't take this too lightly when he wakes back up."

[Gaffney looks down at The King who is still laid out from the DDT]"Yeah, and something tells me that I don't care if The King is pissed off or not when he wakes up."

[Big Show and Joy roll out of the ring and make their way up the aisle as Nick and Torrie celebrate their victory. After a few minutes though, the lights suddenly go out and a loud scream is heard coming from the ring. After a brief moment, the lights come back on and the sight in the ring is a horrible one. Torrie is standing there, covered in blood after apparantly receiving a Blood Bath while the lights were out. She looks at her blood covered hands, then at the hole in the ring, and then looks around, but Dude Nick is nowhere to be found as Shockwave cuts to a commercial break.]

(We come back to Shockwave, with the Highlight Reel set in the ring, security are around the ring as "Other World" is blasting on the PA system as Jericho and Amy look at each other not really happy about having to do this Highlight Reel)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Welcome to the Highlight Reel...*fireworks blasts off, Jericho and Amy once again shake their heads as they don't seem to be into this show*....Now let's get down to business, now Amy and I have been doing the Highlight Reel for sometime, and I can say this from the very first Highlight Reel with the legendary X-Cold *crowd pops for X-Cold* to the very last one with the now World Heavyweight champion, Chris Benoit *crowd cheers for him too*. But through them all, Amy and I have always been happy to do the Highlight Reel....until now. You see we have always had a choice, in this show we really have no choice to do this Highlight Reel which is why Amy and I are less than happy to do it. Plus our guest is someone that we collectively hate almost as much as Snitsky. So really I don't know what's going to happen this Highlight Reel, but I'm not going to take any chances after what happen last Highlight Reel with Snitsky. So for those reasons, this is why there are security guards all around the ring, even though I know she can take care of herself. I'm not going to let anything happen to Amy. So let's get this over with... without further delay, our guest here on the Highlight Reel....the FORMER EMF world champion...*with hatred in his voice*Angelus....Archer

["Down With The Sickness" begins to echo through the arena and Angelus Archer walks out onto the stage. He makes his way to the edge of the stage and looks around the arena, then turns his attention to the ring. He stands there a moment, staring at Jericho and Amy when Paul Heyman comes out through the entrance behind him. Heyman makes his way out to stand beside Angelus, slapping him on the back as they both begin to make their way down the ring. As they reach the ring side area, Heyman heads up the ring steps first, followed by Angelus. Heyman steps into the ring first, strutting his way across the ring and resting his elbow on the top turnbuckle of the far corner from where Jericho and Amy are. After a brief moment of hesitation, Angelus steps into the ring and glances over at Amy, then at Jericho and a smile comes across his painted face as he brushes his dread locks back from his face and heads over to where Heyman is. Angelus leans over and whispers something into Heyman's ear, causing him to chuckle a bit. Heyman stands up straight again, and walks over to where the chair is set up for the guest, and grabs the microphone. As he does this, Angelus reaches through the ropes and takes a mic from the time keeper and they both stand their, looking and smiling at Jericho and Amy as the music begins to fade.]

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well you two stole your way on the Highlight Reel, so you going to use this time you have or you going to do the one thing your good at....and that is just waste our time?

Heyman:Awww, come now Chris, thats no way to treat your guests. It doesn't matter how we got here, it only matters that we're here. Now, you can correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you usually ask your guests some questions, and in turn they usually answer them? All in all, it usually makes for some really interesting television. So, how about we do that tonight? Would that be alright with you, if we just did what you normally do with your show? After all, there is no need to give us any special treatment. So go ahead, start asking your questions.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-You know, you kind of left me with little time to prepare the questions I want to ask the both of you. But yeah I could do that, you know like I said. I don't exactly like this situation Heyman, which is why I'm going to avoid starting anything. But the one question I know everyone of these Jerichohalics are wondering about is...how do you feel, now that your client is no longer the EMF Heavyweight champion? *Jericho grins a cocky grin*

[Heyman pauses for a moment, unsure of what exactly to say. He looks back at Angelus who is standing there as calmly as he possibly can, an emotionless face under the pain and dread locks. After a brief moment, Heyman looks back at Jericho and grins a little.]

Heyman:You have a real funny way of not starting things. You want to know how it feels now that Angelus is no longer the World Champion? Well I'll tell you how it feels Chris. It feels like he's been robbed by a couple of north of the boarder jack asses who couldn't win a championship like a real man if they were injected with enough testerone to supply the whole male species. It feels like we've been conned by a toothless wonder and his washed up has been wrestler, son of a never was hockey player, side kick! Thats how it feels!

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-How does that feel, actually not bad. I mean few people can say they were a pro hockey player Heyman, it really doesn't matter if he wasn't known or not. As for me, it's not like I care, I played hockey myself and gave it up to become a wrestler, damn glad I did *looks back at Amy, she gives him a smile*. Amy and I have had great careers in the RWA, and provided the EMF with some great moments as well. I can't win a championship, oh please did I not beat Triple H for that very same world title? Yes, I released the title for many reasons, but for my own reasons. I couldn't have cared if Angelus held the title for 1 month or 1 year. I'm getting tired of these conspiracy theories you have Heyman, because the truth is that Amy didn't have anything to do with Angelus losing the title, and I know that I had nothing to do with Angelus losing the title...

Heyman:NOTHING TO DO!!!! NOTHING TO DO!!!!! Yeah, I believe that about as much as I believe that your American or that she hasn't given you crabs yet! The truth of it is, Jericho, that the referee you pain off last week, he owned up to it all. Thats right, he confessed to the fact that you paid him off. So don't you dare stand here and have the audacity to deny it any longer. I know it, Angelus knows it, the fans know, the world knows it, hell even you and Amy know it. And right now the only people who are denying it are you. And you should thank god that this isn't ECW right now, because your asses, both of your asses, would be in a world of pain so terrible that you would praying that this "Other World" theory of yours was true!

(Jericho and Amy shake their head. Jericho looks to Amy who looks a bit pissed. Both remain calm)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-First off Heyman, I don't think any of these people really believe any of this crap your talking about, so let me see....any one believe Heyman *crowd boo's*. I didn't think so, and I know why Heyman. You talked about ECW, well back in ECW was around you couldn't believe that your next check was going to clear...*crowd laughs at Heyman, Jericho grins*....much less something of this nature. Which is exactly why this isn't ECW isn't that right, and if it was...well your right. We would be in a world of pain if we had to work for a low paying, no hair, ass clown like yourself. Wouldn't that be painful Amy.

(Amy nods in approval, Jericho continues)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-But if your trying to say that we would get our ass kicked, because "were not hardcore". I want you to remember something, last guy who said that left his match with me without his hardcore title...a guy I'm sure you know, a guy named Raisen (Raven). Now what I'm getting at is don't believe what your hear as 100% fact....we kind of knew you would bring this up Heyman, and Amy herself told me she wanted to explain it

*Jericho hands the microphone back to Amy, suddenly a "Lita!! Lita!! Lita!!" chant, Amy grins...then lets them die down and begins talking*

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh yeah I heard what you did to get that information, bet you both are really proud of yourself killing someone that was just doing their job! This is the second time isn't it Angelus, but think about it...if it went how I have heard. He denied it till the very last second, until finally he said that it was Jericho that paid him off. Maybe he was telling you what you wanted to hear to try to save himself...but of course, that's not your way. *looks very disgusted at both Heyman and Angelus* Point is, the only thing you have is a word of a man who wanted to saved himself. Because Heyman, just as Jericho said...if we cared about Angelus being the world champion, then we would have made sure he lost it a long, long time ago. We had nothing to do with it, so stop trying to make us your scapegoat!

Heyman:"SHUT THE HELL UP!! I don't care what either of you have to say!!! I am Paul Fucking Heyman, and I do what the hell I want around here! I don't listen to either of you two and if either of you ever cross me again......."

[Suddenly, Angelus, who had been standing in the corner the whole time, rushes over and grabs Heyman by the arm, pulling him back from his advancement on Jericho and Amy. Angelus grabs the mic from him and tosses it down, backing him up as he raises his own mic.]

Angelus:"Paul.....Paul....Look, you need to calm down. Look, you need to just head on back to your office, or my locker room and we can talk about all of this later. I can handle this out here. No, Paul trust me, I can handle myself out here. I don't need you out here running your fucking mouth right now."

[Heyman finally steps back and straightens his jacket back up as he says somethign to Angelus. Angelus motions for him to go ahead and leave the ring, and Heyman casts one last glance at Jericho and Amy and then climbs out of the ring, hopping down to the floor from the apron and making his way up the aisle.]

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Now that's out of the way, it would seem we still got a job to do. So I'll start with something that we can both related, you have had your problems with your former tag team partner Punisher, as well as Amy and I. Exactly what are your thoughts on that situation with Punisher, and the stable the Elite forming?

Angelus:"The Elite...yeah whatever! Take a look at the group that Punisher has assembled. First you have the cheap Marky Mark rip off, John Cena. John Cena thinks he has hit the big time because he dumped Revolution to join Punisher, but what he doesn't understand is that once he has out lived his usefulness, Punisher is going to do the same to him that he did to me. And lets not forget the first man to have me carve my initials in his chest. Yeah, Barbwire Chris is a real tough man. Sure, he likes to run around and mutilate people with a weed whacker, and hopefully he and Wes kill each other at Dark Horizon, but lets face it, the son of a bitch doesn't hold a candle to me. Barbwire Chris is nothing more than a little boy immitating the master of his art, Angelus Archer! Oh, and last, but certainly not least, Punisher.....what can I say? I never saw it coming. After all, he and I were The Dangerous Alliance, the most dominate force the EMF had possibly ever seen. We took the tag team division by storm, put a strangle hold on the rest of the EMF, and we never looked back. But Punisher got greedy, and selfish on me. He decided that I was hogging too much of the spot light, so he decided it would be best to turn on me. Thats fine, because all he did was prove that hes just like all the other bastards who ever tried to hold me back. His day will come though, and when it does, he will realise that he chose the wrong man to play with."

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well your right, because he did say he was going to come after you. But really Angelus, it would seem you got more problems as it is right now. You see Heyman and you can believe what you want, but I am what I say I am. I am a Slayer of Careers, and what I know is how to find people's weakness'. When I said what I said at the Slammies, it was because I saw you were prone to be upsetted, and it happened...and it just so happen to be friend to me and Amy..."The Crippler" Chris Benoit! *crowd cheers for Benoit* You know Angelus, I don't feel sorry for you. But before you think about facing Punisher, your going to get through Benoit and that's a task easier said, than done. You know that he's not going to just roll over and die. But what do you plan on doing different

Angelus:"You know, maybe you were right when you said that you knew the truth. Hell, maybe I was out last week when that referee just dropped my hand and called for the bell. Maybe it was time for to be humbled a little bit. With everything that has happened since the end of last week's match aside, Benoit gave me one hell of a fight. I have nothing but the up most respect for him, and know that he is going to bring everything he has to the ring tonight, and then some. And I hope he does just that. Last week, I may have under estimated Benoit a little bit. I may have gone into the match with too many other things on my mind. Tonight however, I won't make that same mistake. Tonight, I'm going to show Benoit why I went so long without losing a match. I'm going to teach him why I am "The Painted Face Of Death". And when the bell rings at the end of the night, I will be walking out of here the newly crowned EMF World Heavyweight Champion once again!"

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well...it's good you see the truth now. But now that you see the truth is no promise your going to walk out the champion, I mean lighting could strike twice in the same place. If you loss again to Benoit, it would be like your career was buried...twice.

Angelus:"You mean kind of the same way that Amy's dog was burried twice? Only, I didn't need the help of The Uproar to burry her dog like you did to burry me."

(Amy looks pissed, but holds herself back. Jericho checks on her for a second, knowing that would bring back bad memories and then comes back. Then starts laughing)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Very funny Angelus, but for once and all. Yeah I lead you into a trap, I don't think you tend not to remember the fact the beating I gave you, and took from you in turn before all that. It wouldn't have happened had you not decided to kill Amy's dog! But history, I just want to get this over with, that ok?

Angelus:"Sure, thats fine with me."

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Good! *looks at Amy, making sure she's ok again, the continues* Let's just say that you do happen to win back the title, you still aren't out of the woods just yet. Because as I refered to earlier, Punisher is gunning for you, and wants that title once again. So how you going to deal with that when the time comes?

Angelus:"How am I going to deal with Punisher when the time comes? I'm going to deal with Punisher the same way that I've dealt with everybody else who came before him, and the same way that I'm going to deal with Benoit tonight! Punisher has been in the ring the best that the EMF has to offer. Hes done it all, won it all, and beaten them all. But through it all, Punisher has never had to deal with somebody like myself. Punisher has never had to step into the ring with a man who has so little respect for his own body. Chris, you know this from first hand experiance, because I'll do whatever it takes to bring great harm to my opponent. Even if it means putting my body and life on the line. Punisher has never had to deal with somebody as blood thirsty as myself. He has never had to step into the ring with somebody who is so willing to lay it all on the line just to open his eyes to a new world of suffering. And Chris, when I get my hands on Punisher, I'm going to make him realise that stabbing me in the back was the single biggest mistake he has ever made. I'm going to teach him a very valuable lesson. Because you shouldn't stab somebody in the back unless your intent is for them to never recover from it. Oh, but I've recovered from it. Hell, I've more than recovered from it. Punisher likes to think that he is playing the role of the hunter, and that I'm going to sit idly by and wait for him to come knocking on my door. [Angelus begins to laugh and then raises the mic back to his mouth] He never expected me to come looking for him. He never expected me to become the hunter. But I'm Always The Hunter Punisher!And I swear to you now Jericho, when I get my hands on Punisher, he will feel my pain! And that Jericho isn't merely the truth, its not just a guarantee....Its A Fucking GOSPEL!"

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-You know Angelus while you took what I said at the Slammies wrong, one thing I did mean is that I don't like either you or Punisher. Believe me, I meant that when the time comes Amy and I are going to enjoy watching you two ass clowns tear each other apart. But that's beside the point, so let's end this show, any final comments?

Angelus:"Jericho, I want to set the record straight. I despise you and Amy both. That aside though, I have no real issues with either of you at the moment. But I do want you to know this Jericho, when the time comes for Punisher to finally step up to the plate and face "The Slayer Of Life", I'm going to teach him a lesson in pain like he has never been taught before. And I'm not just going to do it any old match. No, I'm going to do it in a very special match. Everybody knows that Punisher is undefeated inside the Hell In A Cell, well its time that came to an end. So Punisher, where ever you are, if your listening, I'm officially laying the gauntlet out for you. Angelus Archer versus Punisher in a Hell In A Cell match for the EMF World Heavyweight Championship! So just watch what happens when I get my hands on Benoit tonight, and prepared to be PUNISHED!"

(“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system as Angelus backs off and then leaves the ring as Shockwave goes to commercial and comes back with the ring cleared)

“Bad, bad man” blasts on the PA system as the crowd boo’s as John Cena walks to the ring with Miss Jackie with the womens title

King-This should be for the title

JR-This isn’t suppose to be a reward

Kris Gaffney-I wonder if they will even give me the reward for saving the commentary every week

“Kincaid’s theme” blasts on the PA system as the extreme champion walks to the ring

JR-Kincaid’s making his way through the ranks, there is no doubt about it

King-Yeah, but he may bit off more than he could chew against an Elite member

Kris Gaffney-*eating more he can chew*…wh…UG…*starts choking, people run out to help Kris*

[Cena and Kincaid lock up, they fight for the advantage and then Kincaid is somehow able to go behind into a waist lock and then a take down into a front face lock and then Cena is looking for a counter and then is able to spin out of it into a hammer lock. Kincaid slowly gets to his feet and then he counters Cena into a hammer lock of his own. Cena gets tired of wrestling, and then Cena hits a brutal back elbow and Kincaid stumbles back holding his face and then Cena comes running in and then hits a hard clothesline. Kincaid stumbles up and then Cena hits a few hard fists. Cena tries to sting together a few punches in the corner as Kincaid blocks it and then hits a knee lift into the gut and then throws Cena in the corner and then Kincaid hits a few fists. The ref tells Kincaid to back off and then he does and goes back into the corner to continue the attack. But Cena answers with a thumb to the eye and then throws Kincaid into the corner and then Cena hits a few hard fists and then follows up with a few kicks and the ref tries to get him to stop and Cena looks like he’s about to hit the ref and then he laughs. He then goes back on the attack on Kincaid and then pulls him out of the corner and then into a hip toss out of the corner. Kincaid stumbles up and then Cena hits a few fists and then whips Kincaid off the ropes and then Kincaid comes off the ropes and then Cena lowers his head and then hits a back body drop Kincaid stumbles up and then Cena hits a back elbow that stumbles Kincaid and then Kincaid falls out of the ring. Cena taunts at the crowd and then climbs to the outside and then hits a few stomps on the downed Kincaid. Cena then grabs Kincaid and then throws him hard into the ring steps and Kincaid falls to the mat. Cena gets a cocky grin and then rolls into the ring and then tells the ref to start counting and then the ref starts counting to a bunch of boo’s by the crowd. Cena tells them to shut up in not so many words, and then the ref’s count is 1………………………2…………………3……………….4…………….5……..6………….7……..Kincaid pulls himself up with help of the apron 9…………..Kincaid rolls into the ring. Cena is angry over this and then hits a few stomps on the downed Kincaid. Kincaid gets out of the way by going into the corner and then Cena whips Kincaid to the other side of the ring, Kincaid crashes into the other side of the ring back first. Then Cena charges at Kincaid, but Kincaid gets a boot up and then Cena goes crashing into the boot and then Kincaid pulls himself to the second rope and then nails a flying clothesline off the second rope both wrestlers are down.]

Michael Cole-YEAH, He got what he deserved good for Kincaid!

King-Where the hell did you come from

Kris Gaffney-I’ll handle this one, *Gaffney pokes Cole in the eyes and hits the Kanyon Cutter on Cole(

JR-Got to love the random commentator run ins….

[Both wrestlers are down and then slowly and Cena goes for a fist but it’s blocked by Kincaid and then returned by Kincaid and then Kincaid hits a punch and knife edge chop combo and then tries to whip Cena off the ropes, but it’s reversed by Cena. Kincaid bounces off the ropes and then Cena tries to knock Kincaid down with a running knee lift, but Kincaid floats over the running knee lift taking Cena down and then starts to hook him for the texas cover leaf, but Cena struggles and then gets to the ropes before Kincaid can do any real damage on Cena after hooking the move on him. The ref makes Kincaid break the hold and then Kincaid measures Cena. Cena gets up near the ropes and then Kincaid tries to clothesline him over the top rope, Cena counters with a back body drop. But Kincaid is able to counter this by holding on to the ropes and landing on his feet on the apron. Cena turns around and then gets a elbow into the face. Kincaid stumbles back and then Cena turns around and then goes for a kick to the gut. But Kincaid then counters this by hitting a dragon screw take down and then right into a set up, and then Kincaid gets a figure four. Cena is in a lot of pain, and then the ref asks Cena if he wants to give it up. Cena refuses to give up. But he’s in too much pain and then forgets where his shoulders are and then the ref counts 1………………2………..Cena sits up and then see’s that Kincaid is close by so he hits a few fists, but Kincaid lays back down on the mat and then Cena knowing that he needs to reverse it slowly starts to turn the figure four leg lock.]

King-Cena turn that move, if he does…does that mean he’s a winner?

JR-No King

Kris Gaffney-Reversing a figure four…now that takes brains *sarcasm*

[Cena turns it in and then the pressure is on Kincaid. But Kincaid releases the hold and only a little damage is down to him. While Cena stumbles up by the ropes, Kincaid hits a few stomps on the leg of Cena and then whips Cena off the ropes. Cena bounces off the ropes and then Cena goes for a flying shoulder block. But Kincaid ducks and then nails into the ref instead, knocking him out. Cena looks pissed turns around and then gets taken down and then put in the texas coverleaf. Cena goes to the ropes, but then is pulled back. Cena look like he’s about to tap, but Jackie jumps on the apron. Knowing he’s not getting anywhere, Kincaid goes to just scare Jackie off the apron. Just as planned Jackie jumps down, and then Kincaid goes to look over at the downed ref. While this is happening, Jackie slides her womens championship to Cena. Cena gets up with his back to Kincaid, who goes over to Cena turns him around and Kincaid gets a championship to his face. The crowd boo’s and Cena throws the title back to Jackie, and laughs his ass off as Kincaid falls back to the ropes, comes off out on his feet. Cena picks up Kincaid and then drives him down with the F-U. He goes into the cover just as the ref (note-don’t you find that amazing that the ref’s always decide to come to right then?) and makes the 1…………………….2……………….3]

JR-Damn that Cena, he used the belt to pick up the first win for the Elite over DTC

King-Guess he’s really a “bad, bad man”

(OOC-No RP by Kincaid, I know he had his reasons for not RPing. So I figured this was the best ending. Plus I figured this ending would help Cena’s heel status a little without making Kincaid or his tag team look too bad. Also Phil, though like I said I know you had your reasons for not RPing, it sucks you didn’t. Because I was sure to write your match first, lol oh well another time, right?)

(Batista's theme blasts out, as Batista comes out onto the stage, and makes his way down the ramp)

Finkle: "The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Batista!"

(Batista gets in the ring. Then MDK's theme hits, followed shortly by Hanley's. The 3 are in the ring, and the bell sounds. Batista is on one side of the ring.. with Hanley and MDK on the other.)

J.R: "Well Batista has a huge disadvantage here.. the other 2 are like best friends..."

King; "It doesn't matter.... Batista could just say ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!"

(Batista looks at the 2 guys standing on the opposite side of the ring.. and knows this will be more of a handicap match. He runes at them and goes for a double clothesline. Both men duck it and then MDK lands a drop kick on Batista. Hanley then runs at Batista and nails a neck breaker. Batista falls to the mat, and Hanley turns to MDK. The two seem to hand an understanding.. as they lift up Batista and hit a double suplex. Batista hits the mat hard, and both Hanley and MDK begin stomping on him. MDK then lifts him up and gives him a quick suplex of his own. Hanley goes and lifts Batista again, but Batista over powers him, and irish whips him off the ropes.. and looks for a spinebuster, but is met by a low blow from MDK! With their being no disqualifications in a triple threat.. the match continues as normal, and Hanley is able to nail a perfect spear onto Batista as he starts to fall. Batista falls to hte mat looking hurt.)

J.R: "It doesn't look as thugh Batista can hanl this 2 on 1 assault..."

King: "But there can only be one man going for the title shot..."

Kris *appears at ringside*: "Well I dunno who it will be... but it definately WONT be the barrell throwing one..."

(MDK lifts Batista again.. but this time Batista meets him with some hard right hands. He then clotheslines him down, before Hanley comes at him. He hits Hanley with a right hand, then drills him to the mat with a DDT. MDK is back up.. and runs at Batista. Only this time... batista nails the Spinebuster to perfection. He covers MDK and gets the 1... 2... MDK rolls the shoulder out. Batista then gets up and see's Hanley getting up also, he grabs Hanley, and as MDK stumbles up, throws Hanley hard into MDK! The 2 collide, but it's Hanley that bounces back towards Batista, and gets a heavy suplex hit on him. Batista then gives MDK a big boot, and covers Hanley. The referee counts 1... 2... Hanley kicks out. Batista then crawls over and covers MDK for the 1... 2... kick out again. Hanley is now up, and he kicks Batista in the midsection, before going for the Widow Maker. However, Batista counters this, and throws Hanley off the ropes... but before he can return to Batista, MDK catches him. The two then run at Batista looking for a double clothesline, but Batista ducks it.. before clotheslining the both of them to the mat. He then lifts MDK and calls for the Batista Bomb... he sets him up, but wastes too much time. Hanley is able to dropkick Batista, and he falls with MDK landing on top of him and scoring the 1... 2... Batista kicks out. Batista looks to stumble up but gets a hard DDT from MDK for his efforts..)

J.R: "The numbers game really getting to Batista..."

King: "Who set this up anyway... MDK and DK in the same match..."

Kris: "I'm betting Nintendo had something to do with this...."

King: "I'll take that bet..."

(MDK now lifts Batista, and him and Hanley have an evil glint in their eyes when they look at eachother this time.. as Hanley goes to the top rope, and they perform a move similar to the Dudley Boyz Powerbomb. Batista looks out of it.. but MDK is fastest to reacht, and picks Batista up, nailing the perfect Downstream! MDK goes into the cover and gets the 1... 2......... but Hanley pulls MDK off! MDK jumps up and stares hard at Hanley.. but Hanley grabs MDK and throws him to the outside of the ring. He himself then covers Batista, getting the 1... 2... but Batista this time is able to just roll the shoulder up. Hanley can't beleive he hasn't put him away.. and then sets him up for the Widow Maker.. however MDK gets in, and then MDK hits Hanley hard with a DDT. He then knocks Batista down with a huge clothesline, before covering Hanley for the 1... 2... but Hanley rolls out.)

J.R: "It's becomnig a real Triple Threat... Hanley and MDK don;t seem to be on the same page right now..."

King: "I thought it was ALWAYS a real triple threat.. just with 2 guys teaming up on one.."

Kris: "Huh... sorry I wasn't paying attention.. too busy setting up hungry hippos.."

(MDK still has the momentum. He lifts up Batista, but Batista breaks away, and meets MDK with a huge clothesline. Hanley is just getting to his feet.. but Batista is able to give him a huge powerbomb. However he puts Hanley straight into a pin from the powerbomb.. and gets the 1... 2... but Hanley just moves a shoulder. He then gives Batista hard right hands to the had.. and eventually Batista falls backwards, and it's Hanley whos now covering him. He scores the 1... 2.. but MDK gets there to save the match again. MDK then lifts Hanley, and throws him over the ropes to the outside, before hitting a quick leg drop on the downed Batista and going for a quick cover.. but Batista grabs hold of the bottom rope. The referee signals the rope break.. but MDK just kicks his hand off the rope and coveers him again.. getting the 1... 2... but then Hanley places Batista foot on the rope. MDK thinks he has won the match here.. and jumos up in celebration.. only to turn round right into Hanley, who had slid in the other side of the ring.. and get met by a huge DDT. Batista rolls outta the ring and grabs... A BARRELL! He rolls into the ring, where Hanley is standing over MDK. He swings it at Hanley's head.. hitting him, but the barrell bounces back.. also hitting Batista! Batista falls, as does Hanley, but Hanley lands on top of the downed MDK and scores the 1... 2............................. again somehw MDK rolls a shoulder up.. but can't make it to his feet.."

Kris: "Donkey Kong would be ashamed of Batista's barrell usage... but the barrell says Nintendo.. so thats $10,000 you owe me King..."

King: "..."

J.R: "These men have givern it their all in the ring today... we still don;t have a winner... who will come out on top..."

King: "Oh is that all you ever think about... commentating on wrestling matches..."

J.R: "That is our job King.. and the description says nothing about playing hungry hungry hippos..."

[Batista gets up and then charges at Hanley, Hanley moves out of the way and Batista goes into the ref. Batista turns around and Hanley goes charging into Batista. Batista hits a spine buster on Hanley, Batista looks around seeing that he has a chance to win the match. He goes to the out side and grabs a chair and then slides into the ring and then hits the chair on the mat. Batista measures up with Hanley and MDK getting up near each other. Batista swings for Hanley. Hanley ducks and then MDK gets smashed with the chair. Batista looks like he wasn’t aiming for him, and then Hanley pushes Batista out of the ring and then goes into the cover on MDK as the ref comes to and then Hanley gets the 1…………….2…………..3]

King-Wow, the ref just happen to wake up…again

JR-Well Hanley had the opportunity to win this match and he took it.

(OOC-match subject to edit, I mean how the match went…not the result of the match itself. That’s the official result)

“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system as Angelus walks to the ring

JR-It’s been a long time since we seen Angelus come to the ring

Brandshaw17-He could never measure my title reign, and prove himself a WRESTLING…………GOD *someone steals his title reign* GIVE ME BACK MY TITLE REIGN…..THAT COST A THOUSAND DOLLARS!

(Brandshaw17 runs after the person who stole his title reign)

King-Yeah…the commentators run in are great

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…I guess

“Whatever” blasts on the PA system as Chris Benoit walks to the ring with the world championship

JR-I think Angelus is trying to blame his loss on anyone, just remember Benoit could have just held on to the crippler crossface. There are few people that can survive it for long

King-whatever JR

(Kris Gaffney hits the diving head butt on JR)

[Benoit comes into the cage and then Angelus goes for a fist, but Benoit ducks it and then hits a few knife edge chops to Angelus. Angelus backs up and then Benoit tries to whip Angelus to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Angelus. Benoit bounces off the ropes Angelus goes for a clothesline, Benoit ducks it and then waits for Angelus to turn around and he does. Angelus takes him down with a double leg take down and then Angelus struggles as Benoit tries to put on the sharpshooter. But then he gets to the ropes, but there is no breaks, Angelus then climbs up the ropes as Benoit is holding on to Angelus’ legs and then he gets to the top rope and Benoit yanks him off the ropes and then Benoit goes crashing into the mat and then Benoit looks around the cage and then pulls a Singapore cane to a good reaction from the crowd. Benoit holds it up and then measures up Angelus who is sitting and then nails him in the back. Angelus is in a lot of pain and then Benoit starts to choke Angelus with the Singapore Cane. Then after a time he let’s up and then Angelus stumbles up and then Benoit hits another cane shot to the gut and then that brings Angelus to his knee’s and then Benoit measures up Angelus and then Benoit goes for a knock out shot on the head of Angelus. But Angelus rolls out of the way, and then Benoit see’s Angelus as he recovers from the missed shot and then Benoit charges at Angelus and then before he hits another shot on Angelus. Angelus is able to counter with a back kick to Benoit’s gut that’s enough to send him stumbling back dropping the Singapore cane and then Angelus grabs the cane from the mat and then quickly smashes Benoit in the back. Angelus throws down the cane and then goes to the side of the cage and then grabs a steel chair and then Angelus takes the chair and then tries to smash Benoit in the side of the head. But then Benoit ducks it and then and then hits a germen suplex that makes Angelus lose the chair. Benoit holds on to the waist lock and then brings him up and then hits another germen suplex, and does the third one and then releases the waist lock. Benoit then does his throat slashing taunt and then goes to the outside and climbs up to the top rope and then leaps off the top rope for the swandive head butt. But before he can land the move. Angelus not being able to move, grabs the chair from the ground and holds it up and Benoit face goes right into it, Benoit is clearly in pain and now is bleeding]

JR-Benoit went for it all…and got

King-a chair to the face

Kris Gaffney-guess he wanted to take a seat

[Benoit is rolling around in pain bleeding, Angelus gets up and then hits a few stomps on the down Benoit. Angelus picks Benoit up and then throws him against the steel cage side and then Benoit goes down to the mat and then hits a few stomps on the downed Benoit. Angelus looks around and then see’s a biker chain and then waits for Benoit to get up. He wraps the chain around his fist and then goes for the knock out shot, but Benoit is able to block it and then he tries to drive Angelus down into the crippler cross face. But Angelus fights it, and then Angelus gets up and then runs around and then uses the momentum to send Benoit flying into the ring post. Benoit stumbles out of the corner as Angelus gets set, and then waits for Beniot and then Benoit stumbles out of the corner and then Angelus kicks Benoit in the gut and then drives him face first into the chair! Angelus can’t help but smile, thinking that it’s over and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1……………………..2…………kick out. Angelus can’t believe it, and then Angelus hits a few stomps on the downed Benoit thinking that he’s going to have to do something extreme to put him away. Angelus goes over to the cage side and then grabs a trash can and then goes over to the corner and then puts it in the opposite side of the ring where Benoit is getting up in the corner and then Angelus hits a few hard fists and then tries to whip him to the other side of the ring to the turnbuckle with the trash can. But it’s reversed by Benoit and then Angelus goes crashing into the can back first instead. Angelus stumbles forward and then Benoit kicks Angelus in the gut and then sets up Angelus and then hits a snap suplex.]

JR-Benoit is giving Angelus all he can handle, and more

King-Maybe he really is for real

Kris Gaffney-Your not suppose to believe that until he beats Triple H twice…

King-oh..

[Benoit then goes to the cage side and then brings out a bag, and then starts dumping the tacks on the mat and then Benoit does his throat taunt again as Angelus stumbles up . Benoit sets up Angelus and then gets him up for a vertical suplex and that would drop Angelus into the tacks. But Angelus shifts his weight and lands back to where he was and then drops down to his knee’s and then hits a low blow on Benoit. Benoit stumbles back and then Angelus picks up Benoit and then hits a front slam Benoit right into the tacks. Benoit is in a lot of pain as the tacks go through his body, Angelus drops to his knee’s and we now see that Angelus is bleeding now as well. Benoit is out of the tacks. After a time Benoit gets up Angelus the drives him down with the slain, doesn’t seem to get all of it and Angelus falls away from Benoit. Both wrestlers are down, it’s after a time that Angelus is able to crawl into cover after a time and then gets the 1…………………….2…………Benoit out of instinct rolls the shoulder up. Angelus can’t believe it, as he sits by Benoit who is still down. Then suddenly Angelus rolls Benoit to his stomach and then puts on a crippler crossface on Benoit. But before the ref can get to him, noticing that Benoit is seemly out for now, Angelus takes his Benoit’s arm and starts making him tap with his free hand. The ref see’s this, and think that Benoit is doing this on his own free will as he doesn’t see what Angelus is doing due to his body blocking his view and then calls for the bell.]

JR-Wait a minute, Benoit didn’t really tap

King-Well, guess what goes around comes around

(Angelus is handed the world title, but before he can pull himself up. Benoit is moving around trying to get up as well. Suddenly “Lovefurypassionenergy” blasts on the PA system as Vice President Amy Dumas walks out. With Chris Jericho trialing her as well.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hold on a second there Angelus, you know I should have known you would try to pull off something like this. You want to recreate what happen last week, that’s fine. But you know this series that you and Benoit have is now tied at one a piece. Since you got your rematch right away, I think it’s only fair that Benoit gets his rematch next week as well. So I’ve already taken upon myself to sign the rematch at Dark Horizon, you vs. Benoit…the final encounter. Since you got to pick the match here tonight, it will be Benoit’s choice at Dark Horizon. Maybe we could consider this an unofficial best 2 out of 3 series. Let’s see who’s the true world champion, so just as Heyman warned Benoit. I will warn you, don’t get too use to that title…

(Suddenly as Amy still talking, Benoit turns Angelus around and then the two start to brawl as Jericho and Amy just decide to watch the fight as Shockwave goes off the air)