EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF Shockwave video starts to play as it plays through and finally we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Once it stops, the lights turn on and the camera pans around the crowd who are waving their signs. Some says things such as "Christian = sexually frustrated", "Masters fears the wellness program", and "Where's Jackie!?") JR-Welcome Saturday Shockwave, I'm Good ol' JR…and what a show we have for you for tonight. King-Notice we got phased out of the entrance.. Kris Gaffney-yep… JR-AAAAAAAAHHHHHH [Chris Master’s theme blasts over the PA system as Masters and Christian both walk down to the ring] J.R- Masters ended Batistas career at the PPV King- Christian doesn’t like competing in competitive matches Kris Gaffney-What? Are you talking about? Their all competitive, and if they weren't. Christian might not want to due to having other things to do…like finding a girl. King-Geez…yeah, I take that back…he'll NEVER have time, knowing his luck. [“Cold” blasts over the PA system as Devin Malis and TTT walk to the ring JR-Devin Malis, as weird as it sounds is the veteran King-Hopefully he tells TTT not to body check anyone Kris Gaffney-Or knee them in the balls JR-What are you talking about? Kris Gaffney-We were reading from the Spurs play book. [Chris Masters a TTT are starting out, and they pace around the ring. Devin Malis wants into the match. But before he can, Chris Masters TTT from behind with a clubbing blow to the back. TTT stumbles back and turns around as Chris Masters hits a few fists to the face and rocks TTT back. Chris Masters tries to whip TTT to the ropes, but it's reversed by TTT and Chris Masters comes off of the ropes and hits a flying forearm shot to the face. TTT is stunned, but doesn't go down Chris Masters shakes his head. Despite being a power house, he knows that it's going to take a lot to take the big man down. Chris Masters tries to whip TTT to the ropes again for the move he was going to do after hitting hit with a few hard fists. But TTT puts the breaks on, Chris Masters tries again, and TTT still doesn't move. TTT then pulls Masters into him, and throws him over the top rope. Luckly for him, he was able to land on the and TTT turns around. TTT gets hit with a hang man that stuns TTT. Masters does what he usually does not do, and goes to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope and measures up TTT on the top rope. TTT stumbles around and Masters leaps off the top rope when he has him where he wants him and he hits a flying shoulder tackle on TTT that does take down TTT down to the mat. Chris Masters hits a few somtps on the downed TTT, and pulls him up and whips him to the ropes and TTT comes off the ropes and he hits a scoop power slam and gets the 1……….2……kick out. Christian calls for the tag, and Masters gives it to him. TTT stumbles up Masters hits a body slam as Christian is on the top rope, Christian hits a frog splash and gets the 1………………2…………Devin Malis has to come to save his partner. Christian looks annoyed, but focuses on his opponent, TTT is getting up faster than expected. Christian kicks him in the gut, and goes for an impaler DDT. But TTT being stronger, lifts him up and throws him. TTT falls backwards being tall is able to reach out and tag in Devin Malis.] JR-In comes the former TV champion King-He wants to make life changes Kris Gaffney-As well as career ones [Devin Malis comes into the ring quickly, and charges at Christian who is getting up to his feet and knocks him back down with a running clothesline. Devin Malis hits a punch to Chris Masters on the apron and knocks him off hard into the arena floor. Christian is getting back up at this time and Devin Malis hits a few fists as Christian is reeling. Devin Malis whips Christian to the ropes, and Christian bounces off of the ropes and Devin Malis lowers his head and he hits a back body drop on Christian. Christian stumbles up to his feet right into Devin Malis who picks up Christian and hits a back breaker. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………2……..Chris Masters comes into the ring and breaks the count up after getting back into the ring. Seeming he wasn't happy with getting hit. TTT comes into the ring, and blindsides Masters with a big boot to the face. Chris Masters goes down to the mat, and then Masters stumbles up to his feet. TTT hits a few fists to the face, Masters fires back, Devin comes over and then he starts to double team Masters. Devin and TTT hit fists to Masters who is on the ropes, Christian comes from behind and hits a clubbing blow to the back of TTT who turns around and gets hit with more. Devin takes a few steps away, and then hits a spear that sends Masters and him to the outside. TTT throws Christian to the outside.] JR-The ref has lost all control on this Steve Nash-That's nothing gets smashed into a random wall [On the outside Devin and Masters are brawling while Christian has been doing anything to stop the bigger TTT. But he isn't having any luck, Christian gets thrown into the steps. TTT comes running and Chrsitian hits a drop toe hold. Christian does the heel thing, and goes into the crowd. As Devin and Masters are still fighting and it looks like Devin has Masters down, and he smashes Masters down with a sign. The ref calls this match a no contest by this time, before a DQ can be handed out. Masters tries to get away, but he gets kicked in the ribs. Devin Malis tries to smash Masters into the staging. But it's blocked, and Chris Masters hits a low blow. Masters stumbles away as Devin is in pain.] JR-Well it's not over, but considering the fight Devin just gave him…I'm sure it's far from over. ("All the things she said" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring along with Kristy.) JR-We all know that Marc is very talented. King-I don't mind him… Kris Gaffney-Yeah..he keeps bringing new underaged girls. King-YEAH!...I mean…um…BUY! King runs ("" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring and they get their dog collars on.) Kris Gaffney-Wasn't the last match like this between Rex and Hassan? JR-Yeah, doubt Rad can get anything out of Hassan though…not sure about Rex. [Rad Hazard and Marc Mead stay on opposite sides of the ring. Being the heel, Marc Mead tries to whip Rad Hazard with his chain, Rad moves out of the way a few times. On the third try, Rad Hazard catches it and pulls Marc Mead towards him and hits a clothesline. Marc Mead goes down, and gets up quickly. Rad Hazard hits a knee into the gut and then doubles over Marc Mead. Rad Hazard goes to the ropes, and hits a running knee lift into the face that sends Marc down to the mat and then Rad Hits a few stomps on the downed Marc Mead who tries to get to his feet. Rad Hazard decides not to use his chain just yet. Marc Mead goes into the corner, and then Rad Hazard hits a few stomps into the gut. Rad Hazard tries to whip Marc Mead into the opposite side of the ring's turnbuckle and does. Marc Mead comes out of the corner quickly, and he hits a back body drop that sends Marc flying and crashing down on the mat. Marc Mead gets to his feet, and takes a wild swing at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard ducks the punch, and puts Marc Mead into what seems to be a belly to back suplex. But before he can lift him, Marc Mead hits a few hard into the face and he switches on Rad Hazard going for a germen suplex. But it's blocked and Rad Hazard switches again, and this time he's right up against the rope, and he belly to back suplexes Marc out of the ring. Rad Hazard plans his next move, he climbs to apron and waits for Marc Mead looks like he fell pretty hard on the mat and then he slowly gets to his feet and then Rad Hazard leaps off of the apron and hits a flying clothesline on Marc Mead from the apron. Both wrestlers take time on getting up, Rad Hazard takes Marc Mead and throws him hard into the ring post. Marc Mead stays leaning against the post. Rad Hazard then runs at him and Marc Mead counters by hitting a double leg take down and hits a catapault that sends Rad Hazard flying where Marc was.] JR-Marc Mead baited Rad there. King-And that’s the truth. Kris Gaffney-Whas up? [Marc Mead is still stunned, but he realizes that move might not stunned Rad to give him the proper time. So Marc Mead grabs Rad Hazard's collar chain and puts it between the ring post and gives it a yank. Rad Hazard goes crashing into the ring post, Marc Mead does it again, and then Rad Hazard goes down to the mat. But he's getting choked by the chain. Marc Mead takes the time to rest as Rad Hazard makes it to his feet again to avoid getting choked, only to get yanked into the ring post one final time. Marc Mead finally lets go of the chain and Rad Hazard falls to the ground and Marc Mead takes a little more time to rest, and then Marc Mead shakes off the beating the he got in the first part of the match and rolls Rad Hazard into the ring. Marc Mead jumps on the apron and waits for Rad Hazard to get to his feet. Rad Hazard stumbles to his feet, and Rad Hazard turns around and gets caught with a flying seated seanton by Marc Mead (who's that jumping out of the sky M-A-R-C Mysterio..). Marc Mead hooks a leg and is able to get the 1…….2……….kick out by Rad Hazard. Marc Mead pulls up Rad Hazard and whips him to the ropes, Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes and he comes off of the ropes and Marc Mead goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under by Rad Hazard who goes to the other side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes and then Marc Mead turns around and he hits a tilterwhirl fall through slam.] JR-Marc Mead looks's going to go for that mead kick Kris Gaffney-I bet he misses it… King-YOUR ON! [Rad Hazard gets up, seemly not ready and Marc Mead hits a kick to the base leg and Rad Hazard is on his knee's. Marc Mead goes for a Mead kick. But it's ducked under and Rad Hazard pushes Marc Mead ubto the corner and charges in the corner. Marc Mead hits a double stomp to the face. Rad Hazard goes down, Marc Mead stacks on Rad hazard on his shoulders. He is able to grab on to his dog collar chain and pull it, using it much like fee on the ropes, or tights for leverage for the 1……………2…………3.] King-Hey, isn't that cheating? JR-Although used in the same way as the ropes, the dog collar is in play….it is in principal, but it's not in this match. Kris Gaffney-confusing. (OOC-Now Rad didn't get this match for one reason, this isn't a normal problem with him. So I'm going to point it out to him, so he knows where to watch out for. Rad's focus was all over the place for much of his RP. If you did that differently, this match result would probably be different. Just keep in mind for the next one.) ("Stranglehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Will this be the night that Dewey finally wins a championship? King-As long as he doesn't listen to Hogan, maybe.. Kris Gaffney-It's not that impressive to body slam MxMxPunk. ("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks to the ring) King-Think he knew that that the Warriors would win? Kris Gaffney-He probably was informed. I wouldn't be surprised if he kidnapped the real Baron Davis and took his place. Charles Barkley-Man…if that's true…I hate Punk JR-……. Charles Barkley-What? (Barkley leaves) King-Anyways, did you realize that both Pond and Punk have a death wish? Pond wants to drown his son and Punk wants AIDS Kris Gaffney-There is nothing more gayer than AIDS….it's a IBL thing [Dewey Pond and MxMxPunk are on their opposite sides of the ring and then they lock up and then they fight for position. Dewey is the stronger of the two, but MxMxPunk breaks the lock up and thinks of some sort of other strategy. MxMxPunk hits a fist to the face. Dewey Pond tries to answer back and MxMxPunk ducks under, and then hits a fist to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles back as MxMxPunk starts to hit fists after fist to the face of MxMxPunk. Dewey Pond stumbles back, and MxMxPunk tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes. But it's reversed by Dewey Pond MxMxPunk bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, but it's ducked under by MxMxPunk. Dewey Pond turns around and then gets knocked down by a drop kick by Mx MxPunk that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet, and then MxMxPunk hits a running clothesline on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet and then he falls into the corner and then MxMxPunk hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Dewey Pond and tries to whip him to the opposite side of the ring. Dewey Pond reverses the whip and Dewey Pond tries to follows him, but it's countered by MxMxPunk who jumps on the second rope and hits a twisting flying cross body block. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………2……….kick out by Dewey Pond. MxMxPunk wants a faster count, and then MxMxPunk puts Dewey Pond into a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it's not a choke and asks Dewey if he wants to give it up or not. Dewey refuses, and then he gets to his feet. MxMxPunk gets hit with a few fists to the gut, and then breaks the grip of MxMxPunk. Dewey Pond runs to the ropes and gets hit with a flying leg lariat as he comes off of the ropes. MxMxPunk goes to the top rope and waits for Dewey Pond to get to his feet. MxMxPunk measures up as Dewey Pond stumbles to his feet, and MxMxPunk goes for what seems to be double axe handle, but it's countered by Dewey Pond with a drop kick by MxMxPunk. Both wrestlers are now down on the mat.] JR-Dewey Pond countered that moved nicely King-Guess he really wants that championship bad… Kris Gaffney-He needs the money for diapers. [Both wrestlers slowly get to their feet, and then Dewey Pond is slow to get up. So he goes to the ropes and MxMxPunk see's Dewey Pond there and charges at him. But Dewey Pond is able to side step MxMxPunk and throws him to the outside. MxMxPunk goes to the outside and then Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest, and measures up. MxMxPunk is getting up using the apron, and then Dewey Pond backs up and hits a baseball slide to the face that sends MxMxPunk down. Dewey Pond rolls out of the ring and then takes MxMxPunk. He picks up Dewey Pond, and smashes him into the steel steps. MxMxPunk stumbles around, Dewey Pond rolls Punk into the ring, and then he jumps on the apron and waits for MxMxPunk to get to his feet as he goes to the top rope. MxMxPunk stumbles up to his feet and Dewey Pond hits a double axe handle that takes down MxMxPunk and Dewey Pond goes into the cover and gets the 1………….2……….kick out by MxMxPunk. Dewey Pond and MxMxPunk get up to their feet. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of MxMxPunk, and tries to whip Punk to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and then Dewey Pond lowers his head for back body drop but it's countered by MxMxPunk who flips over and tries to go for a sunset flip and it looks like Dewey fell into the move. But he rolls out of the sunset flip, and then Dewey Pond rolls through and hits a drop kick to the seated MxMxPunk and goes into the cover and gets the 1…………………….2………….kick out by MxMxPunk.] JR-Almost three King-Think this is the night for Dewey Pond? Kris Gaffney-He already had that….it was called…."how Joel was conceived". He doesn't get two! [Dewey Pond pulls up MxMxPunk and hits a few fists to the face and then whips MxMxPunk to the ropes. MxMxPunk bounces off the ropes and then Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop. But then Dewey Pond gets pushed off and crashes into the ref. The ref is down, Dewey Pond being the facist face that he is checks the ref, and being the heel MxMxPunk comes from behind Pond and hits a low blow. Dewey Pond goes down, and MxMxPunk goes to the outside and grabs a chair and charges at Dewey Pond who is near the roeps and then he goes for Dewey Pond's head. Pond ducks out of the way and the chair misses Pond and hits the ropes and goes right into MxMxPunk's face. He stumbles away. He stumbles right into the corner where Pond is in, who kicks the chair into MxMxPunk's face again Punk falls back, Pond stacks him on his shoulders. The ref has come to 1………….2…Punk grabs the ropes, thinking it'll break the count. But the ref has a bad position to see it and is still dazed……….3] King-I think Punk's hand was on the rope JR-No instant reply though Kris Gaffney-There should! (Shockwave goes off the air with Punk arguing with the ref.) (OOC-Staff decision, in fact this probably was one of hardest calls in a long time, and this feeling is echoed through out the staff. After we determined that focus was the same after build up by Punk (wasn't even a k difference). Normally I have a gut feeling to one or the other, to these RP's…it was different, I only had a light feeling towards one or the other. That was only after reading the RP's a few times. It was not enough to feel comfortable with one or another. Out of a few staff members (4 staff members)…all felt the same way about this…they bounced around on who was better. When you stump all three main staff members for the longest time, and get a fourth one to make sure, only to end up with the same thing that the three saw, you know it's a hard call. But we had to make a choice, the feeling was barely towards Dewey Pond, which is what we all agreed on. So that's the only way we could make a choice in this match. But I realize that no matter which way it went, someone would have been disappointed. I will be fine with giving a rematch at some point if needed, which is why I made the ending like this. That's all I can do, the staff and I have to make choice, and just hope that this decision isn't made more difficult than it already is.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF Shockwave video starts to play as it plays through and finally we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Once it stops, the lights turn on and the camera pans around the crowd who are waving their signs. Some says things such as "Christian = sexually frustrated", "Masters fears the wellness program", and "Where's Jackie!?")

JR-Welcome Saturday Shockwave, I'm Good ol' JR…and what a show we have for you for tonight.

King-Notice we got phased out of the entrance..

Kris Gaffney-yep…

JR-AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Chris Master’s theme blasts over the PA system as Masters and Christian both walk down to the ring]

J.R- Masters ended Batistas career at the PPV

King- Christian doesn’t like competing in competitive matches

Kris Gaffney-What? Are you talking about? Their all competitive, and if they weren't. Christian might not want to due to having other things to do…like finding a girl.

King-Geez…yeah, I take that back…he'll NEVER have time, knowing his luck.

[“Cold” blasts over the PA system as Devin Malis and TTT walk to the ring

JR-Devin Malis, as weird as it sounds is the veteran

King-Hopefully he tells TTT not to body check anyone

Kris Gaffney-Or knee them in the balls

JR-What are you talking about?

Kris Gaffney-We were reading from the Spurs play book.

[Chris Masters a TTT are starting out, and they pace around the ring. Devin Malis wants into the match. But before he can, Chris Masters TTT from behind with a clubbing blow to the back. TTT stumbles back and turns around as Chris Masters hits a few fists to the face and rocks TTT back. Chris Masters tries to whip TTT to the ropes, but it's reversed by TTT and Chris Masters comes off of the ropes and hits a flying forearm shot to the face. TTT is stunned, but doesn't go down Chris Masters shakes his head. Despite being a power house, he knows that it's going to take a lot to take the big man down. Chris Masters tries to whip TTT to the ropes again for the move he was going to do after hitting hit with a few hard fists. But TTT puts the breaks on, Chris Masters tries again, and TTT still doesn't move. TTT then pulls Masters into him, and throws him over the top rope. Luckly for him, he was able to land on the and TTT turns around. TTT gets hit with a hang man that stuns TTT. Masters does what he usually does not do, and goes to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope and measures up TTT on the top rope. TTT stumbles around and Masters leaps off the top rope when he has him where he wants him and he hits a flying shoulder tackle on TTT that does take down TTT down to the mat. Chris Masters hits a few somtps on the downed TTT, and pulls him up and whips him to the ropes and TTT comes off the ropes and he hits a scoop power slam and gets the 1……….2……kick out. Christian calls for the tag, and Masters gives it to him. TTT stumbles up Masters hits a body slam as Christian is on the top rope, Christian hits a frog splash and gets the 1………………2…………Devin Malis has to come to save his partner. Christian looks annoyed, but focuses on his opponent, TTT is getting up faster than expected. Christian kicks him in the gut, and goes for an impaler DDT. But TTT being stronger, lifts him up and throws him. TTT falls backwards being tall is able to reach out and tag in Devin Malis.]

JR-In comes the former TV champion

King-He wants to make life changes

Kris Gaffney-As well as career ones

[Devin Malis comes into the ring quickly, and charges at Christian who is getting up to his feet and knocks him back down with a running clothesline. Devin Malis hits a punch to Chris Masters on the apron and knocks him off hard into the arena floor. Christian is getting back up at this time and Devin Malis hits a few fists as Christian is reeling. Devin Malis whips Christian to the ropes, and Christian bounces off of the ropes and Devin Malis lowers his head and he hits a back body drop on Christian. Christian stumbles up to his feet right into Devin Malis who picks up Christian and hits a back breaker. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………2……..Chris Masters comes into the ring and breaks the count up after getting back into the ring. Seeming he wasn't happy with getting hit. TTT comes into the ring, and blindsides Masters with a big boot to the face. Chris Masters goes down to the mat, and then Masters stumbles up to his feet. TTT hits a few fists to the face, Masters fires back, Devin comes over and then he starts to double team Masters. Devin and TTT hit fists to Masters who is on the ropes, Christian comes from behind and hits a clubbing blow to the back of TTT who turns around and gets hit with more. Devin takes a few steps away, and then hits a spear that sends Masters and him to the outside. TTT throws Christian to the outside.]

JR-The ref has lost all control on this

Steve Nash-That's nothing *gets smashed into a random wall*

[On the outside Devin and Masters are brawling while Christian has been doing anything to stop the bigger TTT. But he isn't having any luck, Christian gets thrown into the steps. TTT comes running and Chrsitian hits a drop toe hold. Christian does the heel thing, and goes into the crowd. As Devin and Masters are still fighting and it looks like Devin has Masters down, and he smashes Masters down with a sign. The ref calls this match a no contest by this time, before a DQ can be handed out. Masters tries to get away, but he gets kicked in the ribs. Devin Malis tries to smash Masters into the staging. But it's blocked, and Chris Masters hits a low blow. Masters stumbles away as Devin is in pain.]

JR-Well it's not over, but considering the fight Devin just gave him…I'm sure it's far from over.

("All the things she said" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring along with Kristy.)

JR-We all know that Marc is very talented.

King-I don't mind him…

Kris Gaffney-Yeah..he keeps bringing new underaged girls.

King-YEAH!...I mean…um…BUY!

*King runs*

("" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring and they get their dog collars on.)

Kris Gaffney-Wasn't the last match like this between Rex and Hassan?

JR-Yeah, doubt Rad can get anything out of Hassan though…not sure about Rex.

[Rad Hazard and Marc Mead stay on opposite sides of the ring. Being the heel, Marc Mead tries to whip Rad Hazard with his chain, Rad moves out of the way a few times. On the third try, Rad Hazard catches it and pulls Marc Mead towards him and hits a clothesline. Marc Mead goes down, and gets up quickly. Rad Hazard hits a knee into the gut and then doubles over Marc Mead. Rad Hazard goes to the ropes, and hits a running knee lift into the face that sends Marc down to the mat and then Rad Hits a few stomps on the downed Marc Mead who tries to get to his feet. Rad Hazard decides not to use his chain just yet. Marc Mead goes into the corner, and then Rad Hazard hits a few stomps into the gut. Rad Hazard tries to whip Marc Mead into the opposite side of the ring's turnbuckle and does. Marc Mead comes out of the corner quickly, and he hits a back body drop that sends Marc flying and crashing down on the mat. Marc Mead gets to his feet, and takes a wild swing at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard ducks the punch, and puts Marc Mead into what seems to be a belly to back suplex. But before he can lift him, Marc Mead hits a few hard into the face and he switches on Rad Hazard going for a germen suplex. But it's blocked and Rad Hazard switches again, and this time he's right up against the rope, and he belly to back suplexes Marc out of the ring. Rad Hazard plans his next move, he climbs to apron and waits for Marc Mead looks like he fell pretty hard on the mat and then he slowly gets to his feet and then Rad Hazard leaps off of the apron and hits a flying clothesline on Marc Mead from the apron. Both wrestlers take time on getting up, Rad Hazard takes Marc Mead and throws him hard into the ring post. Marc Mead stays leaning against the post. Rad Hazard then runs at him and Marc Mead counters by hitting a double leg take down and hits a catapault that sends Rad Hazard flying where Marc was.]

JR-Marc Mead baited Rad there.

King-And that’s the truth.

Kris Gaffney-Whas up?

[Marc Mead is still stunned, but he realizes that move might not stunned Rad to give him the proper time. So Marc Mead grabs Rad Hazard's collar chain and puts it between the ring post and gives it a yank. Rad Hazard goes crashing into the ring post, Marc Mead does it again, and then Rad Hazard goes down to the mat. But he's getting choked by the chain. Marc Mead takes the time to rest as Rad Hazard makes it to his feet again to avoid getting choked, only to get yanked into the ring post one final time. Marc Mead finally lets go of the chain and Rad Hazard falls to the ground and Marc Mead takes a little more time to rest, and then Marc Mead shakes off the beating the he got in the first part of the match and rolls Rad Hazard into the ring. Marc Mead jumps on the apron and waits for Rad Hazard to get to his feet. Rad Hazard stumbles to his feet, and Rad Hazard turns around and gets caught with a flying seated seanton by Marc Mead (who's that jumping out of the sky M-A-R-C Mysterio..). Marc Mead hooks a leg and is able to get the 1…….2……….kick out by Rad Hazard. Marc Mead pulls up Rad Hazard and whips him to the ropes, Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes and he comes off of the ropes and Marc Mead goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under by Rad Hazard who goes to the other side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes and then Marc Mead turns around and he hits a tilterwhirl fall through slam.]

JR-Marc Mead looks's going to go for that mead kick

Kris Gaffney-I bet he misses it…

King-YOUR ON!

[Rad Hazard gets up, seemly not ready and Marc Mead hits a kick to the base leg and Rad Hazard is on his knee's. Marc Mead goes for a Mead kick. But it's ducked under and Rad Hazard pushes Marc Mead ubto the corner and charges in the corner. Marc Mead hits a double stomp to the face. Rad Hazard goes down, Marc Mead stacks on Rad hazard on his shoulders. He is able to grab on to his dog collar chain and pull it, using it much like fee on the ropes, or tights for leverage for the 1……………2…………3.]

King-Hey, isn't that cheating?

JR-Although used in the same way as the ropes, the dog collar is in play….it is in principal, but it's not in this match.

Kris Gaffney-confusing.

(OOC-Now Rad didn't get this match for one reason, this isn't a normal problem with him. So I'm going to point it out to him, so he knows where to watch out for. Rad's focus was all over the place for much of his RP. If you did that differently, this match result would probably be different. Just keep in mind for the next one.)

("Stranglehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Will this be the night that Dewey finally wins a championship?

King-As long as he doesn't listen to Hogan, maybe..

Kris Gaffney-It's not that impressive to body slam MxMxPunk.

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks to the ring)

King-Think he knew that that the Warriors would win?

Kris Gaffney-He probably was informed. I wouldn't be surprised if he kidnapped the real Baron Davis and took his place.

Charles Barkley-Man…if that's true…I hate Punk

JR-…….

Charles Barkley-What?

(Barkley leaves)

King-Anyways, did you realize that both Pond and Punk have a death wish? Pond wants to drown his son and Punk wants AIDS

Kris Gaffney-There is nothing more gayer than AIDS….it's a IBL thing

[Dewey Pond and MxMxPunk are on their opposite sides of the ring and then they lock up and then they fight for position. Dewey is the stronger of the two, but MxMxPunk breaks the lock up and thinks of some sort of other strategy. MxMxPunk hits a fist to the face. Dewey Pond tries to answer back and MxMxPunk ducks under, and then hits a fist to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles back as MxMxPunk starts to hit fists after fist to the face of MxMxPunk. Dewey Pond stumbles back, and MxMxPunk tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes. But it's reversed by Dewey Pond MxMxPunk bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, but it's ducked under by MxMxPunk. Dewey Pond turns around and then gets knocked down by a drop kick by Mx MxPunk that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet, and then MxMxPunk hits a running clothesline on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet and then he falls into the corner and then MxMxPunk hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Dewey Pond and tries to whip him to the opposite side of the ring. Dewey Pond reverses the whip and Dewey Pond tries to follows him, but it's countered by MxMxPunk who jumps on the second rope and hits a twisting flying cross body block. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………2……….kick out by Dewey Pond. MxMxPunk wants a faster count, and then MxMxPunk puts Dewey Pond into a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it's not a choke and asks Dewey if he wants to give it up or not. Dewey refuses, and then he gets to his feet. MxMxPunk gets hit with a few fists to the gut, and then breaks the grip of MxMxPunk. Dewey Pond runs to the ropes and gets hit with a flying leg lariat as he comes off of the ropes. MxMxPunk goes to the top rope and waits for Dewey Pond to get to his feet. MxMxPunk measures up as Dewey Pond stumbles to his feet, and MxMxPunk goes for what seems to be double axe handle, but it's countered by Dewey Pond with a drop kick by MxMxPunk. Both wrestlers are now down on the mat.]

JR-Dewey Pond countered that moved nicely

King-Guess he really wants that championship bad…

Kris Gaffney-He needs the money for diapers.

[Both wrestlers slowly get to their feet, and then Dewey Pond is slow to get up. So he goes to the ropes and MxMxPunk see's Dewey Pond there and charges at him. But Dewey Pond is able to side step MxMxPunk and throws him to the outside. MxMxPunk goes to the outside and then Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest, and measures up. MxMxPunk is getting up using the apron, and then Dewey Pond backs up and hits a baseball slide to the face that sends MxMxPunk down. Dewey Pond rolls out of the ring and then takes MxMxPunk. He picks up Dewey Pond, and smashes him into the steel steps. MxMxPunk stumbles around, Dewey Pond rolls Punk into the ring, and then he jumps on the apron and waits for MxMxPunk to get to his feet as he goes to the top rope. MxMxPunk stumbles up to his feet and Dewey Pond hits a double axe handle that takes down MxMxPunk and Dewey Pond goes into the cover and gets the 1………….2……….kick out by MxMxPunk. Dewey Pond and MxMxPunk get up to their feet. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of MxMxPunk, and tries to whip Punk to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and then Dewey Pond lowers his head for back body drop but it's countered by MxMxPunk who flips over and tries to go for a sunset flip and it looks like Dewey fell into the move. But he rolls out of the sunset flip, and then Dewey Pond rolls through and hits a drop kick to the seated MxMxPunk and goes into the cover and gets the 1…………………….2………….kick out by MxMxPunk.]

JR-Almost three

King-Think this is the night for Dewey Pond?

Kris Gaffney-He already had that….it was called…."how Joel was conceived". He doesn't get two!

[Dewey Pond pulls up MxMxPunk and hits a few fists to the face and then whips MxMxPunk to the ropes. MxMxPunk bounces off the ropes and then Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop. But then Dewey Pond gets pushed off and crashes into the ref. The ref is down, Dewey Pond being the facist face that he is checks the ref, and being the heel MxMxPunk comes from behind Pond and hits a low blow. Dewey Pond goes down, and MxMxPunk goes to the outside and grabs a chair and charges at Dewey Pond who is near the roeps and then he goes for Dewey Pond's head. Pond ducks out of the way and the chair misses Pond and hits the ropes and goes right into MxMxPunk's face. He stumbles away. He stumbles right into the corner where Pond is in, who kicks the chair into MxMxPunk's face again Punk falls back, Pond stacks him on his shoulders. The ref has come to 1………….2…Punk grabs the ropes, thinking it'll break the count. But the ref has a bad position to see it and is still dazed……….3]

King-I think Punk's hand was on the rope

JR-No instant reply though

Kris Gaffney-There should!

(Shockwave goes off the air with Punk arguing with the ref.)

(OOC-Staff decision, in fact this probably was one of hardest calls in a long time, and this feeling is echoed through out the staff. After we determined that focus was the same after build up by Punk (wasn't even a k difference). Normally I have a gut feeling to one or the other, to these RP's…it was different, I only had a light feeling towards one or the other. That was only after reading the RP's a few times. It was not enough to feel comfortable with one or another. Out of a few staff members (4 staff members)…all felt the same way about this…they bounced around on who was better. When you stump all three main staff members for the longest time, and get a fourth one to make sure, only to end up with the same thing that the three saw, you know it's a hard call. But we had to make a choice, the feeling was barely towards Dewey Pond, which is what we all agreed on. So that's the only way we could make a choice in this match. But I realize that no matter which way it went, someone would have been disappointed. I will be fine with giving a rematch at some point if needed, which is why I made the ending like this. That's all I can do, the staff and I have to make choice, and just hope that this decision isn't made more difficult than it already is.)