EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(EMF Shockwave starts off with pictures of a wrecked locker room, a sign flashes over the top of the screen to tell just where in the hell we are. It reads Edge and Christian's locker room (which probably would be the wwo locker room...but we will pretend they got their own locker room....) Anyways the camera zooms in into one of the walls to some writting that read "Pain and Suffering". The EMF come into the arena as the normal fireworks blast off. The lights come back on and the camera looks around the crowd.)

King-It seems that Pain and Suffering isn't going to wait for a reply from E and C

JR-yeah King, E and C have not replied to Pain and Suffering challenge as of yet.

JR - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds,, An Arkie!!! (crowd cheers **)

[An Arkie comes to the ring. ]

JR - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Hobo!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Hobo walks to the ring. ]

JR - And third, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Jeckyl!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Jeckyl walks to the ring. Charles Robinson is the referee for this contest. An Arkie walks around the ring. Jeckyl gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Hobo. An Arkie gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Jeckyl. (ding, ding, ding) A forearm choke by An Arkie nearly gets him disqualified. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. An Arkie pins Jeckyl against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. An Arkie holds Jeckyl in the corner, choking him with his forearm. Jeckyl goes for a head and arm suplex but An Arkie dodges the attack. Jeckyl applies a nerve hold on An Arkie. The referee is checking the situation. ... An Arkie trys to escape. ... ... ... Jeckyl breaks the hold. Jeckyl executes a ropeflip hiptoss on An Arkie. An Arkie gets hit with the shooting star press from Jeckyl. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 An Arkie escapes. ]

King - Jeckyl should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Now An Arkie standing. A forearm choke by An Arkie nearly gets him disqualified. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. An Arkie catches Jeckyl leg, but Jeckyl reverses it with an enzuigiri to An Arkie's head. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. A forearm choke by An Arkie nearly gets him disqualified. Hobo executes an airplane spin on An Arkie. Hobo executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of An Arkie. An Arkie gets knocked on the ground and Hobo flips onto him. Hobo is up again. Hobo hits An Arkie with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Hobo climbs to his feet. An Arkie climbs to his feet. An Arkie goes for a neck scissors but Hobo dodges the attack. Jeckyl with an exploder suplex on Hobo. Jeckyl rolls onto Hobo connecting with a knee. Hobo is back on his feet. Jeckyl hits a kneeling headbutt to Hobo's groin. Hobo stands up. Jeckyl gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Hobo. ]

JR - Good backdrop driver by Hobo.

[Hobo is back on his feet. Hobo puts Jeckyl on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Hobo climbs to his feet. Hobo and Jeckyl go to the floor Charles Robinson starts the count (.1) (..2) Hobo stomps Jeckyl. Jeckyl climbs to his feet. (...3) Jeckyl punches Hobo in the gut. ]

King - Jeckyl with a fist to midsection.


[Jeckyl walks to the ring. Charles Robinson is the referee for this contest. An Arkie walks around the ring. Hobo places Jeckyl on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Jeckyl checks out the ring. (the bell rings) An Arkie gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. An Arkie holds Jeckyl in the corner, choking him with his forearm. Jeckyl strikes An Arkie in the chest. Jeckyl double underhook faceslams An Arkie hard to the An Arkie. An Arkie climbs to his feet. An Arkie goes for a brain buster but Jeckyl dodges the attack. Jeckyl gets locked in the painful STF. Referee Charles Robinson is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Jeckyl is fighting the hold. ... An Arkie tightens the hold. Jeckyl escapes. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. Jeckyl goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on An Arkie. Jeckyl is back on his feet. Jeckyl executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of An Arkie. Jeckyl gets back to his feet. An Arkie stands up. An Arkie pins Jeckyl against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. A forearm choke by An Arkie nearly gets him disqualified. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. Jeckyl gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by An Arkie. Hobo hits a ropeflip moonsault on Jeckyl. Jeckyl stands up. Hobo sends Jeckyl to ringside. Charles Robinson starts the count (.1) ]

JR - I wish every match could be like this!

[Hobo nails Jeckyl with an inverted DDT. Hobo chants start. Hobo is up again. Jeckyl gets back to his feet. They head back into the ring. An Arkie executes the brain buster on Hobo. An Arkie gets back to his feet. ]

King - This is quality sports entertainment!

[(....4) Jeckyl hits a jumping elbow hrust on Hobo. (.....5) Jeckyl takes Hobo into the ring. Hobo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jeckyl. Hobo moves back to his feet. An Arkie executes the brain buster on Hobo. An Arkie is back on his feet. An Arkie drags Hobo to the floor. Charles Robinson starts the count (.1) An Arkie has the advantage, and he grabs Hobo with an arm wrench. An Arkie chants start. Hobo moves back to his feet. An Arkie executes a neck scissors on Hobo. An Arkie stands up. Hobo takes An Arkie into the ring. An Arkie hits Hobo with a something. Charles Robinson sees it.ring, ring, ring! Charles Robinson calls for the bell. An Arkie was disqualified. ]

JR - Hobo has won the match!

JR - The winner of this match, Hobo!!!

"Suicides theme" blasts on the PA system and he walks to the ring

JR-Suicide is a new comer to the EMF and from what I was told is very talented

King-yeah, well we were told that about Vitorio, Big Mastadon, Kane and Lance Sologub too

"Across the nation" blasts on the PA system as Keil Hardy runs to the ring

JR-he's in his second match, will he be able to get a chance to become a champion?

King-Better yet, I wonder if he's related to....na

[Hardy stays out side and starts to pull out things from under the ring to be used as weapons and starts to throw them in the ring as Suicide avoids most of the things that were thrown in a ring, but then grabs a steel chair that was throw into the ring as Hardy slides under the ring and then gets clocked Suicide. Suicide quickly goes into the cover and gets a 1.....2...kick out, Hardy gets pulled up and thrown to the outside throw the ropes and goes crashing into the arena floor. Suicide follows Hardy and hits a few fists to Hardy, Suicide then trys to whip Hardy to the steel steps. But Hardy reverses the whip and Suicide goes crashing into the steal steps Suicide gets up and stumbles right into where Hardy is standing. Suicide gets picked up by Hardy and dropped into a back breaker. Hardy pulls up Suicde and hits a few fists to Suicide and Suicide walks up the ramp each time he gets hit. Hardy stops to try to hit Suicide with a fist, but Suicide is able to counter with a knee lift into the gut, Suicide then sets Hardy up and trys for a snap suplex. But Hardy blocks it and Suicide trys again, but Hardy blocks it and reverses it sending Suicide back first into the steal ramp. Hardy is in a lot of pain and slowly starts to crawl away as Hardy backs off a little bit. Suicide gets by the ring. Hardy charges, but Suicide trys for a back body drop. But Hardy bounces off the ropes while doing this. But before Hardy can do anything, Suicide turns around and catches Hardy on his shoulder. Suicide takes Hardy and points him in the direction of the nearest ring post and runs Hardy right into it shoulder first. Suicide lets Hardy fall to the ground, Suicide goes under the ring and pulls out a trash can. Hardy sits up by the steal steps, Suicide hits a punch to Hardy and then puts the trash can on Hardy's chest and backs up and charges then hits a low front drop kick into the trash can sandwiching Hardy between the steps and the trash can. Hardy goes down to the ground and Suicide goes for the cover and gets a 1......2......kick out by Hardy. Suicide looks under the ring and pulls out a table from under the ring and sets it up. Suicide pulls up Hardy and sets him up for a powerbomb, but before Suicide can hit the move Hardy counters the move and hits a back body drop that sends Suicide to the arena floor. Hardy pulls up Suicide and puts him on the table, Hardy slides in the ring and runs to the ropes and bounces off the ropes. dives over the top rope for a suicide dive that hits Suicide and drives him straight through the table.]

King-aaaaaaaaaaawwww Hardy just committed Suicide....on Suicide.

JR-Like him or not King, Hardy is a very talented new comer

[Hardy rolled to the guard rail apon impact and lays there as the fans chant "holy shit". Both wrestlers are not moving, suddenly Hardy is able to move, but moves away from Suicide to get back up with help of the guard rail. But he has some trouble and it takes him a little while to get back up. When he finally gets up, he pulls up the limp Suicide from the wreck of the table and throws him back into the ring. Hardy rolls back to the ring as well. Expecting a easy win after this Hardy makes the very bad cover and gets a 1.....2...kick out. Hardy gets up and can't believe it wasn't 3, Hardy then trys again and gets a 1......2..kick out. Hardy is in disbelieve and then pulls up Suicide, Hardy whips Suicide off the ropes, Suicide goes bouncing off the ropes and then leaps in the air and catches Hardy with a cross body block on Hardy. Suicide is able to get up fast as is Hardy, Suicide kicks Hardy in the gut and hits a DDT. Hardy goes into the cover and gets the 1.....2...kick out. Hardy gets up and stumbles to the cover and begs off, but Suicide doesn't allow Hardy to get a breath of air and starts to pumble Hardy with fists to the body and face. Suicide then whips Hardy to the ropes, Hardy goes face first into the turnbuckles then stumbles out backwards. Suicide charges and hits a running drop kick that sends Hardy to the turnbuckle and Hardy is now hanging on the turnbuckle. Suicide then pulls Hardy's legs in the air and then yanks Hardy off the second rope and Hardy goes flying hard down to the mat face first. Suicide position himself near a downed steal chair, Hardy gets up holding his face and stumbles right into Suicide who kicks Hardy in the gut and sets him up for a piledriver.]

JR-It looks like Suicide is going to finish off Hardy

King-It looks like Slasher is going to run in and kick ass....wait never mind....

[Hardy then counters the set up piledriver with a back body drop, but Suicide holds on for a sun set flip. Hardy falls but rolls through, Hardy sets up, Suicide and puts on a sharpshooter! The ref asks if Suicide wants to submit, but he refuses Suicide trys to get to the ropes, but Hardy doesn't move with the hold. Suicide then passes out due to the pain and the ref calls for the bell.]

JR-It looks like Hardy has won

[Though even after the bell it takes a while for Hardy to release the hold. Then he finally does and walks to the back]

"Carnage theme" blasts on the PA system blasts on the PA system as Carnage walks to the ring

JR-It seems that Badd boy has gotten some sort of back up for Carnage

King-As long as it's not Ashlee *starts to look sick*

"Snap your fingers...snap your neck" blasts on the PA system as Primetime walks to the ring.

King-Primetime makes me feel like I could return to wrestling...

JR-well he still gives it his all when he is in the ring

[Primetime goes running in, Carnage goes for a big boot. But Primetime ducks it and waits on the other side as Carnage turns around he gets rocked by the fists to the ropes. Primetime whips Carnage off the ropes, Primetime bounces off the ropes too as Carnage does and Primetime meets Carnage with a flying clothesline that only rocks Carnage back a little bit. Primetime backs up to the ropes and trys for a running fist. But Carnage only rocks back a little bit on impact, Primetime quickly goes to the nearest turnbuckle and waits for Carnage and leaps off and trys to hit a flying forearm. But Carnage catches Primetime in mid air puts him into a bear hug, but Carnage doesn't use the time to wear down Primetime with the move. Rather Carnage points Primetime back to the turnbuckle and rams him back first over and over again. Carnage then leaves Primetime in the gut and hits a few back elbows into the corner. Carnage then follows it up with a few fists into the face of Primetime. Primetime is only up by his two arms on the top rope, Carnage pulls up Primetime and whips him to the ropes. Carnage takes a little too much time and then charges in for a clothesline in the corner, but Primetime is able to move out of the way as Carnage goes crashing into the turnbuckle. Primetime runs to the ropes and hits a drop kick that sends Carnage stumbling and falling out of the ropes to the arena floor. Primetime quickly climbs to the top rope and waits for Carnage to get to his feet. Primetime leaps off and hits a cross body block on Carnage that knocks him down. Primetime is hurt, but is able to get up after a little while and rolls into the ring and is able to recover there. Primetime gets up on his feet as Carnage is able to make it up as well and gets to the apron. Primetime meets him there and hits a few fists to Carnage, Carnage reels back, Primetime then trys to suplex him over the top rope. But Carnage blocks it and then trys to suplex Primetime to the outside, but as Carnage gets him up. Primetime is able to fall right on his feet on the apron. But as he does so, Carnage catches with a big boot and makes Primetime fall to the arena floor and Carnage is able to finally get back into the ring. The ref starts to count Primetime out 1......2.....3.....4.....5.....6....7..Primetime is able to get up and roll into the ring as Carnage hits a elbow into the back of Primetime. Carnage pulls Primetime to the ropes and puts his knee in the back of Primetimes throat.]

JR-Carnage is wearing down Primetime

King-He's wearing me down too, I hate Carnage

[Carnage then runs to the ropes and goes for a flying knee into the neck while still on the ropes. But Primetime is able to move out of the way. Carnage stands in the ropes in a lot of pain as Primetime jumps on the second rope and hits a diving clothesline that knocks Carnage down while still on the ropes. This makes Carnage get cought in the ropes, Carnage trys to look for a way out. But he's clearly trapped, Primetime starts to stomp on the helpless Carnage. Primetime then runs to the ropes and hits a baseball slide and then the ref gets in the middle and gets Carnage's foot out of the rope. Primetime does the necessary back up and Primetime gets back on beating Carnage down. Primetime helps Carnage up and then whips him to the ropes. Carnage bounces off the ropes, Primetime jumps and catches Carnage in a sleeper hold. Carnage trys to find a way out of it. But primetime doesn't let go, Carnage then goes down to one knee and seemly goes out cold. The ref notices this and then raises Carnage's arm once.....twice....the ref drops it for the third time. But Carnage raises it just in time and then starts to get up. Carnage now has Primetime on his back, Carnage then backs up and squases Primetime in the corner and gets Primetime off]

JR-Primetime is not going to over power Carnage, he has to learn that

King-He doesn't care, he just wants to get this match over with

[Primetime stumbles out of the corner and Carnage grabs him by the throat and then puts him up and throws him down into a choke slam. Carnage then pins Primetime and gets the 1......2.....3]

JR-Carnage has won..

*the lights starts to flicker and then go completely dark. The EMF tron goes crazy as all of a sudden and then returns with the same figure we saw last week on the EMF tron. Once again in the dark room, the figure pauses and then begins to talk as crashes can still be heard around the ring area*

I've watched you for sometime...

I know that your weaknesses out number your stengths...

because the Other World is already among you...

Can you feel it...

The time is near EMF...

Next week the Other World reveals itself to the world...

and the destiny of the Extreme Measures Federation will lay solely in our hands...

there is nothing anyone can do about it...

*evil laugh*

(everything goes back to normal as it shows Jarred standing on the second rope while a bloody Carnage is on the ground with a chair over his leg. Jarred then jumps off it and hits a double foot stomp on the chair as Carnage screams in pain. All of a sudden a person in a mask and dark clothing runs out. Jarred gets a few stomps in and then slides out of the ring and runs into the crowd as the dark person chases after him.]

King-I hate things that don't explain everything!!

JR-You right King, Jarred used the Other World speech for cover....or was this planned...King you don't think....

*King shrugs and then falls as Shockwave fades into commerial*

Howard Finkle: The following contest is scheduled is the Career for the Attitude World Title match! First, introducing the challenger, Phantom!!!!!!!!!

[Rob D- “Clubbed to death” hits the PA system as a wall of fire blasts across the stage. Phantom walks through it, and struts to the ring]

Howard Finkle: And the Extreme Measures Federation Attitude World Champion: Wasabi!!!!!!!!!!

[Saliva- Click Click Boom echoes through the arena as Wasabi and Raptor walk out. Raptor half dances down to the ring, while Wasabi just concentrates on his long time rival, Phantom. He jumps in the ring, and the bell sounds. They circle each other. They grapple, and Phantom puts Wasabi into a headlock, but Wasabi pushes Phantom into the ropes. Wasabi goes for the clothesline, but Phantom ducks, and they both turn around and stare at each other. Phantom goes to punch Wasabi, but Wasabi blocks, and punches Phantom. He punches again and again and again, before grappling. He Irish whips Phantom, and goes for the clothesline, but Phantom grabs his arm and takes him down with it. Wasabi springs up from the ground and begins punching Phantom again. He whips him into the ropes, and goes for a spinning heel kick, but again, Phantom ducks. Wasabi saw it coming and has a waist lock on Phantom. He goes for the German suplex, but Phantom flips over his head, and hits a clothesline on the back of Wasabi’s head. Wasabi falls onto the ropes, and Phantom goes for a run up, then jumps onto Wasabi’s back, choking him on the ropes. Wasabi bounces off, and falls to the ground, as Phantom screams. He picks up Wasabi, and goes to punch him, but the punch is blocked by Wasabi and Wasabi pokes Phantom in the eyes. Phantom falls backwards, reeling. Wasabi picks him up, and whips him into the ropes, and fakes a clothesline. Phantom ducks, but Wasabi saw the duck coming and kicks Phantom in the head. Phantom falls backwards, and Wasabi goes up top. He flies through the air, trying to hit the Hangtime, but Phantom gets his knees up. Wasabi bounces off the knees, yelping in pain. Phantom picks him up, and tries to suplex him, but Wasabi blocks it and throws Phantom over the Top rope. Wasabi yells at Phantom to get back in, and Raptor walks over and stares at Phantom. Phantom goes to hit Raptor, but Raptor blocks it and throws him back in the Ring. Phantom has something hidden in his hand, and he hits Wasabi over the head with it, but the ref misses it. Phantom drops sledgehammer head to the outside, and Wasabi is busted wide open. Phantom goes for the cover, as the fans count along… 1… 2… Kick out, and Phantom cannot believe it. He throws Wasabi into the corner, and climbs up behind him]

King: Awww, here it comes JR!

JR: The spirits within!

[He goes for it, but Wasabi throws him off, and he falls to the outside. Wasabi climbs up top, and Goes for the Hangtime. He hits it, into a pin. 1!!! 2!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!]

King: Phantom is gone!

JR: Wasabi has done it!!!!!!!!

King: Well, Phantom and Wasabi have had a long and storied feud, and the final chapter has now been completed…

[Shockwave goes off the air, to see Phantom, distraught, being carried away by security]