EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The Shockwave video starts as we finished that, it ends in the darken arena as pyrotechnics go off on the Shockwave stage. Once they finished the lights turn on and waves scream and wave their signs. Some that read..

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and what a Pay Per View were coming off of.

King-It really was a Return of an Era! Matty D's back.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if anyone else will show up?

JR-Who knows Kris.

*"Regime Change" by Disciple starts playing as out from the back steps out EMF Attitude President Badd Boy, Tony Ikeda. As he stands on the top of the ramp Torrie Wilson walks out and stands to Tony's right. The two look out towards the crowd and out follows Randy Orton who stands to Tony's left. Afterwards CaRnAgE and Degenerate walk out and stand behind Badd Boy, Randy, and Torrie. The five of them walk down the ramp towards the ring. Badd Boy and Randy jump up on the ring apron and hold the ropes as Torrie steps up and through the ropes. The group get into the center of the ring where Badd Boy is given a microphone and the music fades out.*

EMF Attitude - President Badd Boy: Well folks this has been an amazing few weeks has it not? Prior to Return of an Era we have people like myself, the walking wall of muscle CaRnAgE, and that volatile CM Punk return. At return of an era we have the return of Matt Dragon, and post Return of an Era I brought with me good ol' Degenerate. You see many were confused at my return, and wondering how things were going to come full circle. At Return of an Era I let it be known after we taught that whining, sniveling, piece of trash CM Punk a lesson that former Attitude President Scott Mann was out of the picture and I have assumed the role of EMF Attitude President. I know am only rivaled in power by that of John Cena, and the way I see it, he can do his thing, I've got my own agenda. For over five years I waited to be able to do something in the EMF from the Attitude side of things, but I had a boss that wouldn't step up to the plate. Well now, that's over and it's time to put people in line. It is time for a much needed Regime Change. So I have brought with me today everyone that's helping bring in that new era of Attitude. First and foremost is my new Vice President, Torrie Wilson.

EMF Attitude Vice President - Torrie Wilson: I just want to assure all of you that this new era of Attitude being ushered in is going to be bigger, better, and badder than anything you've ever seen before.

EMF Attitude President - Badd Boy: Thank you Torrie, and next here, I'm sure you are all well aware of who Randy Orton is to you. Let me tell you who this man is to me, he is my new EMF Attitude Commissioner.

EMF Attitude Commissioner - Randy Orton: It's about time that I get a little bit of the recognition and power I deserve. As the new Attitude commissioner I consider it both my right and my priveledge to be one of the first people to see to it that the people of the EMF get the proper Attitude Adjustment!

EMF Attitude President Badd Boy: As far as everyone else here. You know my friend, the oversized, unmatched, brutal, walking wall of Muscle that is CaRnAgE. Here to put people in line as needed. Also the first ever TAW world champion, and my long time ally, Degenerate. He is stepping in the role of Executive Assistant. Together we are the new Attitude Regime, and we will be making a difference, whether you are with us...or forced to be!

*"Regime Change" starts playing again as the group slowly exits the ring and heads to the back.*

("Million Dollar Theme" blasts out as Natasha Jones comes onto the stage for a surprise Dark Match before ROAE. She is joined on the stage by Chris Masters, and the two of them walk down the ramp together, taunting the crowd and getting a lot of heat.)

J.R: "Well Natasha Jones is currently undefeated... will that continue tonight?"

King: "I'm sure it could... but be quiet J.R... you're in the presence of a Masterpiece!"

Kris: "He's teaming with Natasha because Cena has a match later on... lets see how this goes down...."

("The Worst Theme Ever" hits as Joy Giovanni and Batista come out to a mixed reaction.)

J.R: "We haven't seen these two around for a long time... to be honest i'm surprised they are still on good terms..."

King: "Maybe Joy cooked Batista a bun and all was forgotten...."

Kris: "Finally... it's on like Donkey Kong again in EMF!"

(Masters and Batista start out in this match. Masters runs and goes for a clothesline and Batista ducks it. Batista turns and hits Masters with a punch to the head. He continues hitting right hands and backs Masters into the corner. He continues to pound on Masters and then backs away and hits a clothesline.Masters stumbles out of the corner and Batista hits a kick to the gut followed by a DDT. Batista drops into the cover and gets the 1.... kick out by Chris Masters. Batista lifts him up and throws him into the ropes. Masters ducks a clothesline then turns and clothesline Batista down. Masters begins stamping down on him as Nat cheers him on from the corner.)

J.R: "Batista starting fast... but Masters has been around more recently and I think that might make the difference..."

King: "Depends... are barrells legal in this match?"

Kris: "I don't think so... they should be though!"

(Masters lifts Batista and hits a suplex. Batista looks in pain but tries to get to his feet. Masters lets him stumble up and then hits a kick to the gut followed by a neckbreaker. Batista goes down and Masters applies an armbar on him. Batista is struggling in pain and Masters keeps the hold on for a while and then releases it. Batista stumbles up and Batista hits kicks to the arm, trying to wear it down. He whips Batista into the corner and then runs and spears him. Batista stumbles out and Masters bends the arm behind him and applies another hold. Batista screams out in pain and tries to get towards Joy's corner.)

J.R: "Good solid start from Masters... the one time number one contender to the world title."

King: "And so he should be... he's a Masterpiece!"

Kris: "And what exactly has he done... besides lose to Cena in main events and switch sides a hell of a lot of times?"

(Batista's arm is in a lot of pain but he starts to make his way towards Joy. Masters breaks the hold and then hits punches on Batista. He throws him into the ropes and then he comes back and is somehow able to knock down Masters with a clothesline and then hit mounted punches. Masters stumbles up and now Batista throws him into the ropes and hits a Spinebuster! Batista looks in pain still and dives and tags in Joy. Under the rules, Natasha is now legal. Nat comes in and runs and looks for a slap on Joy but Joy reads her, ducks it and then hammers away on Nat. Joy hits a snapmere follwoed by a dropkick and then covers for the 1.... 2....kick out.)

J.R: "Batista looking out of his depth... he made need to rely on Nat's inexperiance...."

King: "She's also undefeated...."

Kris: "But she did need a Hardcore LEGEND to get past Jackie!"

(Joy lifts Nat off the mat and throws then slaps away more. She backs Nat into the ropes and then Nat hits an elbow to Joy's face. Nat now slaps Joy a few times and begins choking her on the top rope. The referee counts 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... Nat breaks it. She then gets Joy in a small package for the 1.... Joy reverses the pressure for the 1.... 2.......... kick out. Joy lifts Nat up and hits some more hard shots. She then hits Nat with a suplex into a bridge for the 1.... 2..... kick out. Nat springs up and takes Joy by surprise. She locks up with Joy and then takes her to the corner. She hits hard shots on her and then lifts her to the top rope. Nat goes for a Superplex but botches it and Joy lands on her feet, Nat hits the floor hard. Joy pulls Nat up and then Nat hits a kick to the gut and a DDT, which again doesn't appear too strong. Nat covers Joy and gets a 1... kick out by Joy. Joy lifts her and hits a clothesline and Nat goes down like she's been shot. Joy then begins hammering away at Nat's head with slaps, and this brings Masters into the ring. Masters pulls Joy off of Nat and throws her hard into the corner. Batista comes in and the two trade shots. The referee is distracted trying to restore order, and doesn't notice Joy removing the turnbuckle padding. She motions to Batista about it, and Batista tries to throw Masters into it. Masters sees it coming and stops himself. The referee removes Batista from the ring but Masters hits a quick suplex on Joy behind his back. Nat drops into the cover and gets the 1..... 2.......... kick out! Masters can't believe it, and reaches out for a tag, which Nat gives him. Batista is then forced to come in.)

J.R: "Natasha and Masters lucky to survive that... tide might turn again with the tags..."

King: "What do you mean lucky?? Natasha was all over her..."

Kris: "I think another 5 minutes and Natasha would have been all over the floor...."

(Batista looks angry that Masters hit joy and runs and clotheslines Masters down. He hammers away with hard shots to the head and then lifts him up. Batista puts him in position and calls for the Batista bomb! Batista lifts him up and then Masters hits a thumb to the eye. Masters falls to his feet and then hits a suplex on Batista. Batista limps up and Masters gets behind him and applied the Masterlock! Batista is fading the the referee goes to check. It looks like he's about to call for the bell when he is thrown out of the ring. The cameras spin round and we see it is none other than Devin Malis!)

J.R: "Oh My God! Devin Malis is back!!"

King: "And...... so what?"

Kris: "I think he has some unfinished business with Masters..."

(Malis picks up a steel chair he rolled into the ring. Masters breaks the hold and charges at Malis but Malis strikes him hard with the chair. Masters stumbles back and Nat is able to reach out and get the blind tag (despite the fact there is no referee to see it). Malis rolls out of the ring and up the ramp. Joy comes in with Nat and hammers away at her. Joy hits a hard slap on Nat and Nat falls to her knees and then Joy goes for the kick to complete the "Bitch-slap kick". Nat however grabs the chair left behind by Malis and Joy's foot connects with the steel chair. Joy limps in pain and then Nat smashes it into Joy's gut and nails her with the Get Bent! She drops into the cover but the referee is still down. Masters is up now and throws the ref back into the ring and he very slowly counts 1...... 2........ 3!)

J.R: "Natasha Jones and Chris Masters steal one... somehow!"

King: "Still undefeated... 3 wins in a row! Natasha will be the next Women's Champion!"

(Natasha is celebrating her win when suddernly a well known "Generic Theme" hits. The crowd erupts as Jackie Gayda runs down the ramp holding the Women's Championship. She rolls into the ring and drops the belt and hammers away at Nat. Jackie throws Nat into the ropes and hits a big boot... followed by the Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!! Jackie then lifts the lifeless Nat onto her shoulders for the F-Off. At this point Masters rushes in and pulls Nat off of Jackie. He rolls Nat out of the ring and gets out too, and then picks Nat up off the floor and helps her walk up the ramp. Nat looks hurt and Jackie looks at her and signals she'll get her next time. Nat and Masters disappear behind the curtain and Jackie picks up her title and walks up the ramp after they have gone.)

[TTT’s theme blasts over the PA system as TTT walks down to the ring accompanied by Candice Michelle. The fans cheer as they both go on opposite turnbuckles once they get into the ring. TTT then helps Candice out of the ring]

J.R- This man has a lot of skill here

[Stranglehold” blasts over the PA system as the crowd erupts for the return match of Dewey Pond. He walks down to the ring with a grin on his face, shaking all the fans hands, as he slides into the ring and does into the turnbuckle. A little pyro goes off in the background welcoming him back to the EMF after a few week absence]

J.R- You got to look up to the heart of this man king, he took a break for a while after one sloberknocker of a match with Kennedy

King- All I can tell you is when he came down to the ring a little earlier he certainly seemed ready to go J.R.

[Both men get to the center of the ring and taunt. The crowd is confused about who to cheer for, but since it Dewey’s return he seems to get more of a pop. He turns his back to TTT to taunt, but pays for it as TTT hits Dewey in the back on the neck. Dewey falls to a knee. TTT hits the small dropkick to Deweys head and quickly does for a cover 1…2…KICKOUT. TTT goes right back onto the attack with an elbow drop. He then goes to the top rope to taunt. Dewey tries to counter the newcomer’s mistake, he goes to TTT and goes a high kick to TTT’s back. Dewey then sets TTT up for a powerbomb from the top rope. TTT is able to get Dewey off with a kick to the back of his head. Dewey dazes off to the center of the ring. TTT then sets up and measures Dewey for a cross body press. Dewey Pond turns around and TTT goes for the moonsult. Dewey is able to catch him in mid air and hit him with a powerslam. Both wrestlers are done as the referee goes for the count.]

J.R- What a counter by Dewey Pond

King- Doesn’t seem like there is any ring dust

[Dewey Pond is able to crawl over for the cover 1…2…KICKOUT. Dewey Pond wanted the 3 so he backs the referee to the corner, TTT runs up and dropkicks Dewey Pond into the referee. TTT then goes for the schoolboy, but there is no referee to count the pin. The crowd has counted to about 6 when TTT goes over to the referee to try to get him up. He gets the referee to get up slowly. TTT turns around right into a hard closeline from Dewey Pond. Pond sees that TTT is out cold and goes to the top to try to hit the Pond Splash. Dewey Pond gets up there, but then Candice Michelle jumps up onto the turnbuckle, Dewey Pond shoves her off, and turns his head back towards TTT. TTT runs up and hits the quick arm toss from the top rope! The crowd goes nuts! TTT takes a second to recollect himself. He then hooks the leg and goes for the pin 1…2…KICKOUT by Pond!

J.R- Candice Michelle almost cost Dewey Pond the match

King- Shes been a bad girl J.R, she needs to come over here for her spanking

Both men get up. TTT turns at Pond. Pond is able to get his leg up. TTT is dazed and Dewey Pond hits the reserve atomic drop. He then gets a super kick to the chin of TTT. TTT falls hard and is out cold. Dewey Pond Signals for the Pond Splash, but even before he gets to the turnbuckle, Candice Michelle is on the apron, Dewey and Candice agree. TTT gets back up and sees this happening, he runs at Dewey who moves. TTT nails Candice off the turnbuckle. He looks at Candice and turns around, right into the small package 1…2…3

J.R- Dewey Pond gets the win in his return match

[OOC: Good job to both RPers. TTT you are really coming around here in the EMF, but you missed the deadine. Now, if the RP was on time, it would have been a really hard call. Good Job Guys]

("For the bell tolls" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard and Rex walks to the ring, and steps into the ring.)

JR-This match is a preview of people going for the TV title.

King-And of course the champion

JR-Yeah..

("Grindhouse" blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks to the ring along with Ashley with CJ Lethal walking behind them )

JR-This is an odd team.

King-I wouldn't think so….MxMxPunk probably thinks that CJ is the perfect center.

Kris Gaffney-You know, if CJ isn't pissed….I could use him on my team…which ever one I'm GMing these days.

King-When ever is he NOT pissed.

Kris Gaffney-Hmmm….good point.

[MxMxPunk and Rad Hazard starts out the match. They stand in the middle of the ring and talk a little trash, and then they lock up. Rad Hazard is clearly the stronger of the two. But it's not the usual push over, as Punk is putting up some resistance until Punk tries to turn the tables before going into the corner, and does, but it's quickly turned before Punk is in the corner as the ref counts and calls for a clean break. Rad Hazard gives it. Punk doesn't look happy, and Rad says something that makes it worst. This makes Punk charge at Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard hits a drop toe hold that sends Punk down on his face, and then Rad Hazard hits a elbow to the back of the neck of MxMxPunk. Rad Hazard goes for a early pin cover just to test, and he gets teh 1..........2.kick out. Rad Hazard pulls up Punk, but Punk surprises him with an eye poke. Rad Hazard is blinded, as Punk quickly makes the tag to to the bigger CJ Lethal, Lethal comes into the ring, and waits for Rad Hazard to turn his way. Seemly that was a mistake, because Rad Hazard wasn't as blinded as he thought. CJ Lethal swings with a clothesline and he misses. Rad Hazard hits a drop kick into the back surprising the bigger CJ Lethal making him stumble towards the Rex/Hazard corner and Rad Hazard twists CJ Lethal's arm and brings him into the corner close enough to tag in Rex. Rex does something that's totally unlike him, and goes to the top rope, and does a normal move for anyone as he hits a double axe handle on the arm of CJ Lethal. CJ Lethal goes down to his knee holding his arm, although he's up quickly. Rex goes to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes and Rex tries to go for some sort of move, but CJ Lethal who's arm is still hurting tries to counter with a big boot to the face. But it's ducked under by Rex who goes to the other side of the ring and comes off the ropes. CJ Lethal turns around, and Rex leaps in the air and hits a flying shoulder tackle that takes down CJ Lethal. CJ Lethal gets up quickly though, but he's off center now, as Rex is able to take him down with a hard running clothesline. CJ Lethal stumbles to his feet, Rex comes off of the ropes and then hits a shoulder block and CJ Lethal falls back and into the ropes. CJ Lethal is stuck in the ropes and then Rex measures up, and starts hitting his best fists he can. The ref tries to stop him, but Rex turns towards him seemly pissed. But before he can do anything, MxMxPunk comes into the ring and hits Rex from behind and goes back to his corner. Rex decides to go take a swing at Punk on the apron. But Punk drops down, Rex turns around and then gets knocked down by a running boot by CJ Lethal.]

King-CJ's getting pissed.

Kris Gaffney-When is he not?

JR-When he's smashing announcers

King-right!

[CJ Lethal goes over to the corner, and makes the tag to MxMxPunk. Rex is trying to make the tag to Rad Hazard, but he is stopped by CJ Lethal as he's grabbed by MxMxPunk who pulls him in the middle of the ring and MxMxPunk drops a quick elbow into the back of Rex to stop him for a little bit. MxMxPunk hits a few stomps on the downed Rex. Rex gets up to his feet, MxMxPunk his a snapmare and then he backs to the ropes and hits a drop kick to the back of Rex. Rex goes down to the mat. MxMxPunk decides that he wants to go to the air, and then climbs up to the top rope and then waits for Rex to get up to his feet. MxMxPunk waits as Rex gets to his feet and then he leaps off the ropes and goes for a cross body block into the cover, but it's reversed and then Rex gets 1………….2…………kick out by Punk. Rex looks like he is starting to regain the advantage, but he's been shocked with the moves he's taken so far. So Punk is able to rest and then Punk charges at Rex. Rex hits a back body drop over the top rope. But Rex is able to land on the apron, Rex turns around and gets a shoulder in the gut. This doubles over Rex, MxMxPunk spring boards Rex over the top rope and then tries to go for a sunset flip. Rex is falling over, but is able to gain his balance and then goes for a punch on Rex on the mat. But he moves out of the way and Rex hurts his hand. Rex turns around, right into a reverse jawbreaker. Rex stumbles around, and doesn't go down. Rex goes to the rope. Spring boards off, and goes for a flying clothesline, but it's countered as both get hit with the move. Punk and Rex are down on the mat as both of their partners hold out their hands]

JR-here,

Kris Gaffney-I tagged your Mom all the time

King-Wow…he's on a roll.

[[CJ Lethal makes the tag to Punk. Lethal comes into the ring fast, and knocks down Rex with a running forearm shot to the face. Lethal goes to the ropes, and comes off and goes for another running forearm shot, but it catches Punk instead. Lethal looks on surprise as Punk rolls out of the ring. Lethal turns around, and charges and Rex is able to hit a quick spinning AA spinebuster. Both wrestlers are down, suddenly Punk is up, and goes to the top rope. He looks at both Rex and Lethal down and jumps….and nails Lethal instead of Rex! There is some shock through the crowd as Punk doesn’t look happy at getting hit, and he rolls out of the ring as Rex goes into the cover probably not knowing what happened, and gets the 1………….2………3]

King-I knew that Punk and Lethal wouldn't get along.

Kris Gaffney-Some announcer is going to die.

(Shockwave goes off the air with the image of Punk going up the ramp with Ashley.)

(OOC-We decided that it was close, but Rex and Hazard should win a hair. The ending was by request of Punk, I'm not exactly sure this is what he wanted, because from what I saw it wasn’t very specific. I leave the double cross open for reasonable edit.)