EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the scene, and the EMF Shockwave video shown, once it ends we go into the arena. The arena already has the lights on.) (Bad, Bad Man hits the arena. The crowd give an even louder boo than usual as John Cena emerges and stands on the ramp, taunting. Natasha Jones then joins him, and he places an arm around his pregnant girlfriend. He then motions towards the ramp, and Trish Stratus comes out holding what looks like the Women's Championship. She is also holding her son Eddie Stratus in her arms. Cena kisses Trish on the cheek and they pose like old times.. before hitting the ring. The crowd quieten down as Cena speaks.) John Cena: "Yo, THE CHAMP IS HERE! And for once I’m not talking about myself... but about the gorgeous Trish Stratus with her lovely Women's Championship belt! Trish, we'll come on to you and you championship soon enough... but firstly.. I want to introduce to you all a girl who really... you should all know by now. She is the most beautiful girl ever to walk the planet.. and one day soon she will give birth to my second child! She also happens to be my new partner since I ditched Jackie... God it was about time... I give you all.. Natasha Jones!" (The crowd boo even more as Natasha Jones takes a microphone.) Natasha: "Oh shut up you jealous bastards! Yes I am here... and I am with the amazing John Cena! Grandslam Champion.. and at the moment, President of the EMF! Every single one of you are jealous of us... so you find the need to boo us! But we are here... we are calling the shots... and we have a few messages to deliver to the precious Jackie Cena!" John Cena: "That we do Nat! You see Jackie... it was you, and not Trish... that was blind to everything. You agreed to come to me... agreed to marry me.. knowing full well what I was capable of. What I could hide from a person... what I could do behind your back. You were right... I was a changed man throughout our marriage... but it wasn't you that changed me! It was this beautiful girl here.. who in case you failed to hear me before.. is carrying MY child. That's right.. MINE! Let me take you back Jackie. It was the night of our wedding... the happiest day of your life.. and of mine.. but for totally different reasons. I was relaxing in a sofa... having been pretty drained by events.. when who should enter.. but your gorgeous bridesmaid. Your best friend in the whole world. Right there I saw things differently. I saw what I really wanted from life.. and it was her. Her looks... far better than anyone I’d ever seen. She was like an angel in my tired and stressful life. I needed to be with her... and I was. Right there... during the party to celebrate my marriage to you!" Natasha: "But that's not all... oh hell no. Because in doing what we did... we also inadvertently created another life. I became pregnant.. and a little girl began growing inside me. Now.. I wanted nothing more than to have a proper family.. with the father... but knew it was unlikely. However.. it turned out to be just what John wanted too! We split for a while... he wanted to be with you... but when I found out I was pregnant...that cemented it. He had wanted me all along... and was just trying to do the right thing... but now the right thing had become to be there for his child. Therefore.. you had to be pushed aside... exactly what we did last week!" John Cena: "Jackie... it was fun... while it lasted... but things had to move on. Things had to go in the direction I wanted... for me, and my child. But you were dangerous Jackie... I know your temper.. and I couldn't have ANYTHING risking my little girl could I... or the well being of my beautiful.. mistress! I couldn't have you finding out... and as a result certain people had to be shut up. But it was nothing a strong team couldn't handle... Me, Natasha, Trish, Chris Masters, Edge... Christian, Monty Brown... all in on it Jackie... you could never have won. I wont name names... but we dealt with what had to be done... and then... it was up to me and Natasha to tell you on our own terms... in our own time!" Natasha: "And that's exactly what we did do. We knew you had a powerful ally in Amy Dumas.. so we waited until she was out of the picture... and then we dropped the bombshell. We hit you at the very first moment when you had no defence... no back up. Amy was gone... and it was just poor little Jackie... vulnerable to attack!" Cena: "But one thing we did notice.. was that Amy tried to put a little spanner in the works. Don't think we don't check our own website! We saw the footage.. along with millions of others... of you trying to help Jackie. Offering her a place to stay... it was touching. You made a little stop in order to help out your friend. But Jackie... what Amy failed to tell you is that she can't help you anymore... because poor little Amy Dumas is being shipped to IRAQ courtesy of John Cena!" (There is a loud boo from the crowd... but Natasha's facial expression changed dramatically. She looks shocked and angry, where as Trish starts laughing.) Natasha: "IRAQ??? What the hell... you never told me you were sending a pregnant lady to a war zone... John that's kinda low don't you think?!" Cena: "No Nat.. it was necessary. She had to be taken out of the picture... she was Jackie's only weapon. Without Amy... and now without me, her grip on the Women's Championship is very weak indeed. I'm sorry for not filling you in sooner Natasha.. but if you had objected.. the whole plan could have gone out the window. We needed her out of the way... and this was the best way to do it. Plus... gives us something to have a good laugh about... dumb bitch being stuck in Iraq!" (Natasha looks even more annoyed now... but Cena places an arm on her shoulder and she leans in towards him. She smiles and seems to forgive him. Suddenly Eddie Stratus starts to cry.. and Trish picks him up and rocks him until he is silent.) Cena: "Well... Eddie there just reminded me of my 2nd piece of business. Allow me... your chairman of the EMF... to introduce to you... the EMF Women's champion... TRISH STRATUS!" (Trish bows and there is a large booing sound.) Trish: "Thank you John. You see... despite being handed the belt after our match... Jackie was stupid enough to leave this thing laying around... so why not take it. She doesn't seem to have noticed she's lost it yet either... though you can't blame her... you must have killed a few million brain cells there John! But regardless... it doesn't matter. Because Jackie... GAYDA is an emotional wreck... and I will bet my bottom dollar we wont see her around here for at least her 30 day title limit... so I raised my concerns with PRESIDENT Cena... and he agreed that I could keep the EMF Women's Championship. so it looks like the Trish Stratus era is here once again... and NOBODY can object to it. I can't say I don't deserve it either... I mean, I was only a split second from escaping the cage myself!" Cena: "Yea we all saw as you nearly made it out the door.... only to be beaten by one second. That's why I have no problem whatsoever... in now OFFICIALLY stating... that the new EMF Women's Champion is....." (Suddenly John Cena is interrupted by a Generic Theme he knew all too well. The crowd Roar and cheer loudly as Jackie Cena emerged looking a little tired.. but on the whole better than would be expected. She did look extremely angry however too. She took a microphone and spoke from the ramp.) Jackie Cena: "Hold it right there John! I'm sorry to ruin your little celebration... but here I am... one week on from RETIANING my title against that whore in the ring with you... so you have no grounds to strip me of the belt. I'm here.. and I’m entitled to a 30-day limit. Hell I'll wrestle and defend the belt here tonight if I have to! So unless you want to face a nasty lawsuit... for breach of contract on top of the other unpleasant ones you will soon face... I suggest you give back what is mine!" Trish: "Now hold on... can't you see I have the belt right here? And John was only a split-second away from naming me champion... If you were a second later I would be champ... so finish what you were saying John... and tell her to get the hell off of your ramp!" (There is booing at this and Cena knows he has to make his decision fast... He turns to Trish and gives her an apologetic look.) Cena: "I'm sorry Trish... but if Jackie's here and ready to fight... there's nothing I can do. I have no grounds to strip the title off of her. And I don't need a nasty lawsuit to deal with either. You were right...a split second later... and you'd be champ... but she caught us red handed. But here's what I’m going to do. Jackie Cena said she was willing to defend the belt here tonight... and now I will make her eat those words! Because tonight.. although for now Jackie may STILL be the Women's Champion... she soon wont be. Because tonight.. in the first EVER Handicap EMF Women's Championship match... My wife... Jackie... will be defending the belt against the beautiful Trish Stratus... and another good friend of mine that expressed her desire to help me out. Now I’m not going to spoil the surprise for you Jackie... wouldn't be fair... but whoever it is... it's two on one... and you’re in some deep trouble! So you may have won this round... but by the end of the night... one way or another... we will be looking at a NEW EMF Women's Champion! Word Life!" (Bad, Bad Man blasts out and Trish Stratus smirks at Jackie. Jackie looks around in desperation, before disappearing behind the curtain. Trish uses the Women's Championship belt to symbolise soon it will be hers... and then her, Cena, Natasha and Eddie leave the ring and head up the ramp to a chorus of boos.) “Wilsonator’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Wilsonator walks to the ring looking determined, and slides into the ring JR-There seems to be quite a feud between Wilsonator and Marc Mead King-Yeah, he couldn’t be too be happy with the interference Kris Gaffney-I heard he was going to get a law in California where all direct siblings must have the same last name, true story. (King and JR look at Kris weird.) “Marc Mead theme” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring JR-Marc Mead sure has done everything to get noticed here in the EMF King-turn around for a second, and there he is…….AAAHHHH there he is!! point to Kris Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH King-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH [Marc and Wilsonator are in the ring and the bell rings, Mead and Wilsonator hammer each other to see who will blink first and lose the blow by blow fight. Suddenly Mead starts to win as Wilsonator stumbles back and then Mead whips Wilsonator to the ropes. Wilsonator bounces off the ropes, and Mead backs to the opposite side of the ring and comes off the ropes and then hits a flying shoulder block. WIslonator goes down to the mat and then gets up and charges at Mead who hits a spinning back elbow on Wilsonator that brings him down to the mat and the Wilsonator goes down and Wilsonator is down in the corner sittin down and Mead starts to stomp the hell out of Wilsonator while he’s down and then Wilsonator tries to get up and then Mead pulls himself the rest of the way up and then Mead hits Wilsonator with a combination of fists and knife edge chops. Wilsonator is rocking in the corner and Mead brings him out of the corner by his hand and hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Wilsonator. Mead goes into the cover gets the 1……………..2………..kick out by Wilsonator. Mead pays no attention to the ref, Wilsonator gets to his feet as Mead hits a few forearm shots to the face and Mead tries to whip Wilsonator to the ropes. Wilsonator bounces off the ropes and Mead goes for the Mead kick, but it’s caught by Wilsonator. Mead hops around for a few moments, and then Mead gets spinned in a circle and then Wilsonator goes for a clothesline. But Mead ducks it and hits a reverse neck breaker on Wilsonator, Mead takes a few momvents to continue his attack as he puts Wilsonators arm on the mat and drives his knee into the arm with a few knee drops into the arm. Mead puts Wilsonator into an arm bar, Wilsonator looks for a way out of the hold. So he gets up to his feet, and then before he can do anything. Mead starts to twist his arm some more and Wilsonator flips on the ground and Mead drops the leg drop on arm of Wilsonator. Wilsonator is in a lot of pain as he crawls over to the ropes and then Mead goes over to the ropes where Wilsonator is and then starts to choke Wilsonator. Mead then backs up after the ref gets close to his five count and then Mead goes to the ropes and comes off the ropes. Mead tries to come across the back of Wilsonator, but Wilsonator moves out of the way and then Mead lands on the ropes Kris Gaffney-OUCH! King-Maybe it’s for the best, this way he doesn’t have any kids with different last names JR-That’s certainly going to change the face of the match [Mead has big eyes as he falls back into the ring and both Wilsonator are down. But the ref doesn’t decide to use the standing 10 count, because the two wrestlers are already making it to their feet. Wilsonator is slower to get up, Mead goes for a fist, but it’s blocked and then Wilsonator hits a few fists to the face as Mead stumbles back to the ropes. Wilsonator whips Mead to the ropes, Mead bounces off the ropes and then Wilsonator lowers his head and then Wilsonator hits a back body drop on Marc Mead. Mead falls to the ground and gets up. Wilsonator waits for Mead to get up, Mead stumbles up and Wilsonator hits a clothesline to Mead. Mead goes down to the mat and then Mead stumbles to his feet and Wilsonator kicks Mead in the gut and then sets him up. Wilsonator hits a snap suplex on Marc Mead. Wilsonator goes into the corner and then climbs to the top rope and measures up. Wilsonator leaps off the corner and then goes for a big splash. But just as Wilsonator is going to hit the move, Mead moves out of the way and Wilsonator goes crashing on the mat] King-You know, I haven’t said in a long time how much I hate high risk moves Kris Gaffney-Wonder why that is? King-King looks over to JR Maybe because my hate for them is surpassed by something that I have to deal with every week… [Wilsonator and Mead stumble to his feet and then Wilsonator is able to throw a while fist and scores, but then Mead hits a knee lift into the gut. Wilsonator stumbles back and then Mead tries to whip Wilsonator to the ropes, and does. Wilsonator bounces off the ropes, Mead goes for a clothesline. But Wilsonator ducks under and then waist locks Mead and then tries to hit a release germen suplex.Mead is able to land on his feet. Wilsonator turns around, Mead goes for the Mead Kick. Wilsonator catches it, throws Meads foot on the mat, Wilsonator goes for a running clothesline. Mead ducks it, Wilsonator turns around….BAM…Marc Mead hits the Mead kick that sends Wilsonator on the mat. Mead goes into the cover, 1……………….2……………..3] “Dertah’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Dertah walks to the ring as Dertah slides into the ring JR-This up and comer is going for his first title here in the Extreme Measures Federation King-You know, I wonder if he ever consider hanging around Barbwire Chris. They both could jump into glass…hours of fun right there “Problem Solver” blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko walks to the ring with the television champion JR-For a long time Tyson Tomko has been Television champion King-It’s just because no one has offered him a ticket to Japan Kris Gaffney-Barbwire Chris could help him there [Dertah and Tomko lock up, Tomko being the stronger of the two is able to push Dertah off and Dertah stumbles back and is on the ropes. Tomko goes for a fist. But it’s ducked under and Tomko is on the ropes now and Dertah hits a few hard fists to the face as Tomko stumbles on the ropes and then Dertah tries to whip Tomko to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Dertah sending him to the ropes. Dertah bounces off the ropes and Dertah leaps in the air and goes for a cross body block. But Tomko is able to catches Dertah, he then transfers him to his shoulder into running power slam position and then before he can hit it. Dertah is able to slide out the back and then Dertah hits a drop kick into the back of Tomko. TOmko stumbles forward and falls through the ropes, and out of the ring on the floor. Dertah see’s this as a chance to keep the press on the bigger, stronger Television champion Tyson Tomko. Dertah measure Tomko and then once he gets up, Dertah is able to time his run as he wants to…and charges for a base ball slide. Tomko moves out of the way and Tomko is able to hit a knee into the gut and then Dertah double over and Tomko is able to stun Dertah enough with that to pick him up almost like he catch Dertah in another cross body block and goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and charges with him. Tomko smashes Dertah’s back into the ring post and then drops Dertah to the mat and Tomko falls to one knee after hitting the move having to recover after taking the first few moves adnt hen Dertah is getting up. Tomko hits a few fists to the face and then Tomko tries to whip Dertah to the steps. But Dertah reverses and Tomko goes hard into the steps. He stumbles up and Dertah charges at Tomko and is able to knock him off his feet with a diving clothesline. Both wrestlers are down and then Tomko, but Dertah is able to shake off the moves he’s taken so far quickly and takes Tomko and rolls him into the ring and then Dertah goes to the top rope and waits for Tomko to get up. Tomko stumbles up to his feet and then Dertah leaps off the top rope and hits a flying back elbow on Tomko. Tomko is down on the mat and then Dertah flies across the ring and then Tomko gets up and then Dertah gets up. Dertah stumbles up and charges towards Tomko and Tomko hits a big boot.] JR-Big Boot! King-What?! A finisher already, that’s new Kris Gaffney-What’s next, a finish in the second paragraph? (JR and King look at him weird) Kris Gaffney-I meant the second half of the match… [After the impact of the move Tomko falls away from Dertah after taking so much punishment after the beginning of the match he is unable to go into the cover. Suddenly Tomko slowly starts to go into the cover and gets the 1………………….2…………………kick out by Dertah. Tomko is wore down to really complain or anything. Tomko and Dertah gets up. Tomko falls into the corner and then Dertah hits a few fists into the corner and then Tomko takes the blows. Dertah tries to whip Tomko out of the corner. But it’s blocked by Tomko, Dertah tries again. But then Tomko pulls Dertah back into the corner and then Tomko is able to hit a few fists into the face of Dertah. Dertah jumps with each blow Tomko brings out Dertah out of the corner and then tries to whip him to the ropes. But dertah reverses it and then Tomko goes to the ropes, and bounces off. Tomko hits the running shoulder block that takes Dertah down to the mat and then Tomko takes a few moments to rest as Dertah gets up and stumbles to his feet and Tomko picks up Dertah and hits a body slam on Dertah. Tomko follows up with a leg drop Tomko hits a few stomps on the down Dertah. Dertah stumbles to his feet Tomko waits for him and Dertah stumbles around right into the arms of Tomko picks up Dertah on his shoulders and then drives him down with a gut buster. Tomko goes into the cover and gets the 1…………………2………………kick out] JR- Almost three! King-Almost three? I think this ref was talking to Gaffney too much, and forgot how to count to three Kris Gaffney-That could…HEY! [Tomko measures up Dertah, Dertah stumbles to his feet and then Tomko charges and hits the big boot. But Dertah falls to the corner and is held up by the corner. Tomko takes a few moments to waste sometime, and then Tomko puts Dertah on the top rope Tomko goes up and then hooks up Dertah for a super plex. Before he can hit it, Dertah spins around around into a body press and is able to hook the leg as the ref counts 1………………….2…………..3!!] JR-Dertah has won it!! He’s the new Television champion!! What an upset! (Dertah is handed the TV title as he backs away from the ring) “Smile like a killer” blasts on the PA system as Mr. E followed by Melina walk to the ring, Mr. E waits slides into the ring as Melina does her entrance as Mr. E watches. Kris Gaffney-I wish I could be Mr. E at this moment. (Kris Gaffney gets handed a bag of money King-THAT’S MINE YOU BASTARD!! JR-Anyways… “Stanglehold” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and gets into the ring JR-It must really bug the Edge group that Dewey Pond is still around (no one is there to commentate as King is looking threatening as Kris is able to get away thanks to his trusty jetpack) [Mr. E and Dewey lock up looking for the advantage, Mr. E is able to put Dewey in a waist lock, Dewey looks for a way out of the hold and does a standing switch. Mr. E is looking for a way out of the hold and then Dewey takes down Mr. E with a waist lock right into a front face lock and then Mr. E looks for a way out of the hold and then Mr. E spins out of the hold and then puts Dewey into a hammer lock. Mr. E looks for a way out of the hold and then he slowly gets up and then Mr E. is able to spin out of the hold and puts Dewey into a hammer lock. Dewey gets up and then looks for a way out of the hold, Dewey runs around the ring and then ducks and Mr. E lets go of the hold and goes flying to the outside. Mr. E falls on the mat and then Dewey who is able to measures up as he is waiting for Mr. E to go where he wants to and then Dewey uses the ropes and spring boards over the top rope and hits a cross body block on Mr. E both wrestlers are down. But Dewey Pond takes Mr. E and hits a forearm shots to the face as Mr. E stumbles forward and Dewey Pond grabs Mr. E’s head and smashes it against the steel steps as Mr. E’s head bounces against the steps. Pond rolls Mr. E into the ring and then climbs to the apron, and to the top rope. Mr. E stumbles to his feet and then runs up to the top rope, but before he can take Dewey off the corner. Dewey Pond resists and then hits a few fists to the face. Enough to gets Mr. E dazed and then Dewey hits a few fists as Mr. E just stands there and then finally Mr. E falls back as Dewey gets set on the top rope and leaps off the top rope, and Dewey delivers the top rope elbow drop. Dewey goes into the cover and gets the 1………………2……….kick out by Mr. E. Dewey shakes his head and then hits a few stomps on the downed Mr. E and then Dewey takes Mr. E and puts him into the corner. Dewey measures up and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that echo through out of the arena. The crowd acts to everyone of them, Dewey Pond tries to whip Mr. E to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Mr. E, and Pond goes to the corner. Pond leaps and is able to land on the second rope, Pond fakes like he’s going to do something. Mr. E takes it, and tries to get out of the way. Leaving sometimes for Pond to turn around and sit down on the top turnbuckle. Mr. E charges in and then Pond hits a boot to the face.] JR-Mr. E gets a boot to the face King-Something of Dewey Pond’s working…what’s next, Wes Ikeda get’s a fan? Kris Gaffney-That would be you.. King-……… [Mr. E stumbles around and Dewey Pond hooks Mr. E up. Pond goes for a tornado DDT, but Mr. E pushes Pond off the attempt and Pond lands on his feet and charges into the corner as Mr. E is able to counter the charge with a one man flap jack on the turnbuckle. Dewey Pond stumbles back, as Mr. E hits a flowing reverse neck breaker. Both wrestlers are down as the ref starts his standing ten count. 1…………..2………3…………….4…………5……..both wrestlers get to their feet, Dewey Pond is the first to take a wild fist at Mr. E. But it’s ducked under and Mr. E is now behind Dewey Pond as he turns around. Mr. E hits him with stinging lefts and rights that back Dewey Pond to the ropes, Mr. E tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Dewey Pond, Mr. E goes to the ropes and bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Mr. E and then Mr. E stops and then sets up Dewey Pond and then hits a 3.0 back breaker. Mr. E goes down on his knee’s and then Pond bounces away around into the corner as Mr. E takes this time to recover and then Mr. E see’s that Pond is getting into the corner and Mr. E hits a few fists to the face. Then Mr. E tries to whip Pond to the opposite side fo the ring. But it’s reversed, Pond follows in the corner and then Mr. E uses the corner to try to go over Pond. But he can’t as Pond stops, but Mr. E is able to leg scissors Ponds head, and then brings him over to the ropes and then leg scissor hurricanarana’s Dewey Pond over the top rope and on to the floor. Mr. E lands on the apron and then climbs up using the ropes after enjoying the crowd’s response from that move and then waits for Dewey Pond as Pond stumbles up and Mr. E charges and hits a flipping neckbreaker that knocks Dewey Pond to the mat, Mr. E takes a few moments to recover and then picks up Dewey Pond and drops him on his face on the guard rail. Pond stumbles, and Mr. E rolls him into the ring and he once again takes a little too much time waiting.] JR-Mr. E is taking control of this match King-Yeah, but he’s wasting a lot of time…that’s never good [Mr. E climbs to the top rope and then measures up Dewey Pond. Mr. E leaps off the top rope, but it’s coutered by Dewey Pond who hits a fist to the gut and then Mr. E falls to the mat. Dewey Pond gets up and then calls for the Pond water splash as he waits for Mr. E. But before he can do anything, from behind him Christian slides into the ring with a chair and then hits Pond in the back with it. The ref calls for the bell, giving the match to Pond via DQ. Christian stomps away at Pond. Then starts to hammer away at Pond, he stops to hammer away at Dewey Pond, Christian yells at Pond. Suddenly the crowd starts to cheer as someone slides into the ring, it’s Josh Hanley! Christian turns around and gets hit with a clothesline. Christian stumbles up, Hanley hits a few fist. Christian stumbles back and forth between Pond and Hanley getting hit with fist for his trouble. Then he stumbles by the ropes and Pond and Hanley hit a double clothesline on Christian. Christian falls over the top rope, Hanley and Pond stay in the ring as they look on hatefully as Christian yells a few things at the ring as he backs away.] (Generic theme hits as Jackie Cena comes out. She doesn't have her championship belt... and she walks straight down the ramp without showing any emotion. However, there is a huge Jackie chant breaking out and cheers from everywhere.. And she can’t help but smile a bit and wave to the crowd as she gets into the ring.) Finkle: "the following handicap match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EMF Women's Championship. Introducing first... she is the EMF Women's Champion... Jackie Cena!" (Jackie whispers to Finkle and he speaks again.) Finkle: "Correction... she is the EMF Women’s Champion... MISS JACKIE!" (The crowd cheer even more and the chant gets louder. The crowd then begins booing as "Keys to the City hits" and Trish Stratus walks out with Jackie's title. Jackie glares as she poses as if it's her own. John Cena is with her and they walk down the ramp and she rolls into the ring, as does Cena. Jackie rolls out the opposite side and glares at them and the Jackie chants start up again. Cena takes a microphone.) Cena: "Firstly... I want to say that after this match... Trish will be the champion... so no need to look so angry Jackie. Just 2 little bits of business to take care of first. Firstly.. the match will be No Disqualifications! And secondly... allow me to introduce Trish's partner... the lovely CHRISTY HEMME!" (There are even more boos as Hemme makes her way out. She taunts the crowd and gets booed. She rolls into the ring and hugs John, and then has a word with Trish. Cena rolls out of the ring and takes a steel chair, sets it up and sits outside the ring. the bell sounds. Jackie has rolled into the ring by this time. She runs straight at Trish and knocks her down with a clothesline. She begins beating down on Trish but then Hemme pulls her off and suplexes her. Jackie holds her head and Hemme stamps away on her. Trish gets up and helps her do it. She then begins mocking Jackie whilst Hemme continues the assault. She instructs Christy to pull Jackie up, and she does. Hemme holds Jackie arms behind her, but Jackie powers out. She throws Hemme back then scores a spear on the unsuspecting Trish. She gets up and Hemme runs at her for a clothesline, but Jackie nails a big boot. Trish is still climbing up as Jackie hits Christy with a DDT and scores the 1... Trish breaks it up.) J.R: "Jackie showing she wont go down without a fight...." King: "But it's two on one... and with Cena sitting there... and no disqualifications... what chance does she have." (Trish throws Jackie into a corner and helps up Hemme. They then run at Jackie but Jackie nails a double clothesline on both. She looks round and John Cena is glaring. She responds with a sarcastic comment to cheers from the crowd. She turns and Trish is up and hits Jackie with a kick to the gut followed by a snap-suplex. She then rolls out of the ring and goes under the apron for a weapon. Hemme continues to work on Jackie, and lifts her up and hits a DDT. Se covers for a 1.... kick out. Hemme picks Jackie up but Jackie throws her back and then hits a slap, before going for a clothesline, which is ducked. Hemme takes her down with a neckbreaker and then locks in a headlock. Trish rolls into the ring with a table and sets it up. She signals to Hemme that it's there and she nods Hemme lets Jackie stumble up and then hits her with another suplex. Trish then picks up Jackie and throws her towards the table. Jackie stops herself rolling onto it with her hands, but Trish goes for a bulldog. Jackie's head bounces off the table, but the table doesn't break. Trish goes into the cover and scores the 1.... 2.... but Jackie throws a foot on the rope.) J.R: "The numbers getting to the champion here...." King: "That... and the fact there's no disqualifications..." (Cena is smiling now as Trish lifts Jackie and goes for another suplex. his time however Jackie lands on her feet and Trish turns into a kick to the midsection and a snapmere. Hemme comes across, but Jackie throws her towards the table and then runs and clotheslines her. With both women down, Jackie tries to remove the table fro the ring.. but then she notices Trish stirring and gets distracted. Trish runs at Jackie but Jackie dropkicks her. Trish stumbles and Jackie hits a powerbomb. She then covers Trish for the 1... 2... kick out. Hemme then grabs Jackie and throws her into the turnbuckle. She runs and clotheslines her hard into the turnbuckle. She goes for a 2nd one, but Jackie gets a foot up and scores another big boot on Hemme. She then somehow finds the energy to run off the ropes and hit a Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Trish runs at her and Jackie throws her over the top rope to the outside and covers Hemme for the 1.... 2.... kick out!) J.R: "So close to an upset here....." King: "If Cena thought there was trouble.... he'd get involved...." J.R: "Looks like he's just about to...." (Cena picks up Trish and she smiles at him. Cena returns it and seems to hand her something. Trish rolls into the ring smirking and Jackie hits some shots on her, but Trish over-powers her and throws her to the mat. Hemme, who has got up using the ropes, again nails some shots on her, and then again holds Jackie arms behind her head. Trish nails some slaps on her and then pulls out some brass knuckles Cena handed her. She goes to put them on her knuckles but slips and they fall to the floor. She quickly tries to nail Jackie and stop her getting there but Jackie ducks and Trish kicks Hemme. Jackie dives and grabs the knuckles and instinctively puts them on herself. Trish climbs up and Jackie swings a fist at her. Trish ducks it and hits a very desperate Chick Kick! Trish covers her and gets the 1... 2... somehow Jackie kicks out. Trish picks her up and tells Hemme to end it with a Masterlock. Hemme goes behind and locks in the trademark of her boyfriend.) J.R: "This could be over very soon....." King: "This was a great effort from Jackie... but in reality... four puppies always beats two!" (Hemme locks in the hold but Jackie hits a low blow and she falls. Not being as strong as Chris the hold didn't have as much impact. Hemme falls and Jackie grabs Trish and swings the hand with the knuckles at her. This time her hand is grabbed from behind by Cena. The crowd boo as Cena spins Jackie round and laughs at her. He lifts her up and goes for an FU! However, before he can hit it, someone comes from the crowd. It is revealed as Maria, and Maria rolls into the ring and hits a low blow on Cena. This enables Jackie to roll out the back of the move. Trish runs at Jackie again and finally tastes the brass knuckles and is apparently knocked out. Cena rolls out of the ring to take a look at things, and Maria and Jackie grab Hemme. Jackie plants her with a DDT, which weakens her, and then Maria rolls her onto the table. She holds her there while Jackie climbs to the top rope and scores with a moonsault! Cena smirks and just heads up the ramp. Maria picks up Trish and throws her into Jackie. Jackie picks her up and looks to be going for the FU! However she changes halfway and hits the Reverse-Death Valley Driver she showed a few weeks ago. She goes into the cover and gets the 1.... 2.... 3!) J.R: "JACKIE WINS! JACKIE WINS AGAINST THE ODDS! With the move she calls the F-Off!" King: "But she needed help from Maria to do it...." Kris Gaffney: "and Amy... by the looks of that moonsault." (On the ramp cena smiles and claps. He speaks with a microphone in his hand.) Cena: "Well done Jackie! I must admit... you surprised me... but I changed my mind. After I went for the FU and was... interrupted... I decided it would be more fun to see you lose the championship legitimately... rather than getting involved myself. You pulled off a win... even if you CHEATED to get it.. but I guarantee that one day soon you will be relinquishing that championship to Trish Stratus! Enjoy the win Jackie... because it will quite possibly be your last!" (Bad, Bad Man hits as John Cena leaves. Trish and Hemme still laying in the ring as Jackie and Maria celebrate and leave. Trish and Hemme begin stirring a little while later, and help each other to stand. Trish seems to be annoyed but Hemme gives her a look of "We'll get her next time..." and Trish smiles. The two hug and then leave the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd.) Dude Nick’s theme hits and the man walks out and down to the ring with his championship on his shoulder. Jarred’s music then hits and he runs down to the ring sliding under the ring ropes “I am” blasts on the PA system as AJ Styles walks out the ring and continues down to the ring. [Dude Nick is distracted, but as this is happening Jarred goes on the attack and goes straight for the knees of Dude Nick. He first hits a low dropkick and then Jarred runs and goes for a leg drop… but Dude Nick moves, hurries and gets up and hits a quick leg on Jarred. He then gets up and taunts to the fans that he is the champion, even slapping Jarred while his down. Dude Nick then goes to pick Jarred but Jarred quickly counters with a drop toehold and Dude Nick then goes flying throw the second rope. The Ref begins to count 1….2….3….4….5….6….7….8, Dude Nick then goes up on the apron but Jarred trys to knock him off to start the count again. Dude Nick then ducks and hits a suplex onto the guard rail on Jarred. Dude Nick then picks up Jarred and knocks him headfirst against the steel steps. He then throws Jarred back into the ring and agaikn begins taunting the fans, Dude Nick steps over the ropes and then Dude Nick waits for Jarred. Jarred stumbles up and then Dude charges and Dude Nick tries to hit a running clothesline, but Jarred is able to hit a drop toe hold. Jarred gets up as Dude Nick is on his knee’s and Jarred charges at Dude Nick and hits a low drop kick into the face that brings down Dude Nick to the mat. Jarred waits for Dude Nick gets up and then Jarred picks up Dude Nick and then whips Dude Nick to the ropes and then Dude Nick bounces off the ropes. Jarred hits a hip toss, Jarred bounces up and then stumbles up. Charging at Jarred who hits a spinning back elbow that drops Dude Nick back down to the mat] J.R.- Dude Nick needs to focus on the match, because anything can happen here in the EMF, all I am saying is Dude Nick needs to try to pin Jarred King- Shut up J.R. he is the champion and he knows what he can and cant do, not underestimate him J.R. Its amazing King, you have been considered a legend and it seems as if you have no smarts on the sports what so ever. Just like you don’t know how to treat women what are you with your 5th wife King – that’s personal and this business, just shut up and watch the match J.R.- ok king, so AJ…why you out here. AJ Styles-Let’s just say that I’m here to scout my competition. Because it’s official at Hell on Earth, AJ Styles will be getting back his belt. [Dude Nick is down on the mat as Jarred picks him up and then Jarred hits a few fists to the face. Then Dude Nick stumbles back, Jarred whips Dude Nick off the ropes and then Dude Nick bounces off the ropes. Jarred lowers his head for a back body drop, but then Dude Nick is able to stop and then hits a clubbing blow on Jarred. Jarre goes down and Dude Nick stumbles a few steps and is able to put his arms over thet op rope to make sure he doesn’t fall down to the mat. Dude Nick takes a few moments to recover as Jarred does the same as he fights to get to his feet. Jarred stumbles up as Dude Nick, Dude Nick hits a running forearm shot to the face. Jarred goes down to the mat and then Jarred gets up. Dude Nick picks up Jarred and hits a body slam as stumbles near him. Dude Nick goes to the ropes and comes off the ropes, leaps in the air and hits a knee drop. Jarred stumbles to his feet, as he gets near the ropes. Dude Nick hits a clothesline over the top rope and then follows Jarred out of the ring. Jarred stumbles near the announcing desk as Dude Nick smashes Jarred’s face against the desk. Dude Nick slides in Jarred into the ring, but then AJ Styles gets a bit too close and Nick hits a cheap shot on AJ. AJ goes down. JR-This feud is quickly heating up King-It’s burning, just like the writers skin… JR-What? King looks confused on what he said and falls over* [Dude Nick slides into the ring and calls for the Dudemeister. Jarred is stumbling up, suddenly AJ Styles jumps on the apron and yells a few things at Dude Nick. Dude Nick turns his attention over to AJ for a second. Then turns around, only to be put in a small package and he’s able to hold Dude Nick for the 1…2…3. Jarred then quickly rolls out of the ring J.R- What did I tell you King? King- look at Dude Nick , J.R. hes showing everyone how hes still the champ J.R.- I am sure this is far from over AJ Styles gets up and stands on the apron. As Dude Nick gets to his feetShockwave goes off the air (OOC-I added a few moves to the original match. But I didn’t measures how much someone was in control in this match, I made it as fair as possible. Don’t pay attention to how much someone was in control. Just the winner is all that matters.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the scene, and the EMF Shockwave video shown, once it ends we go into the arena. The arena already has the lights on.)

(Bad, Bad Man hits the arena. The crowd give an even louder boo than usual as John Cena emerges and stands on the ramp, taunting. Natasha Jones then joins him, and he places an arm around his pregnant girlfriend. He then motions towards the ramp, and Trish Stratus comes out holding what looks like the Women's Championship. She is also holding her son Eddie Stratus in her arms. Cena kisses Trish on the cheek and they pose like old times.. before hitting the ring. The crowd quieten down as Cena speaks.)

John Cena: "Yo, THE CHAMP IS HERE! And for once I’m not talking about myself... but about the gorgeous Trish Stratus with her lovely Women's Championship belt! Trish, we'll come on to you and you championship soon enough... but firstly.. I want to introduce to you all a girl who really... you should all know by now. She is the most beautiful girl ever to walk the planet.. and one day soon she will give birth to my second child! She also happens to be my new partner since I ditched Jackie... God it was about time... I give you all.. Natasha Jones!"

(The crowd boo even more as Natasha Jones takes a microphone.)

Natasha: "Oh shut up you jealous bastards! Yes I am here... and I am with the amazing John Cena! Grandslam Champion.. and at the moment, President of the EMF! Every single one of you are jealous of us... so you find the need to boo us! But we are here... we are calling the shots... and we have a few messages to deliver to the precious Jackie Cena!"

John Cena: "That we do Nat! You see Jackie... it was you, and not Trish... that was blind to everything. You agreed to come to me... agreed to marry me.. knowing full well what I was capable of. What I could hide from a person... what I could do behind your back. You were right... I was a changed man throughout our marriage... but it wasn't you that changed me! It was this beautiful girl here.. who in case you failed to hear me before.. is carrying MY child. That's right.. MINE! Let me take you back Jackie. It was the night of our wedding... the happiest day of your life.. and of mine.. but for totally different reasons. I was relaxing in a sofa... having been pretty drained by events.. when who should enter.. but your gorgeous bridesmaid. Your best friend in the whole world. Right there I saw things differently. I saw what I really wanted from life.. and it was her. Her looks... far better than anyone I’d ever seen. She was like an angel in my tired and stressful life. I needed to be with her... and I was. Right there... during the party to celebrate my marriage to you!"

Natasha: "But that's not all... oh hell no. Because in doing what we did... we also inadvertently created another life. I became pregnant.. and a little girl began growing inside me. Now.. I wanted nothing more than to have a proper family.. with the father... but knew it was unlikely. However.. it turned out to be just what John wanted too! We split for a while... he wanted to be with you... but when I found out I was pregnant...that cemented it. He had wanted me all along... and was just trying to do the right thing... but now the right thing had become to be there for his child. Therefore.. you had to be pushed aside... exactly what we did last week!"

John Cena: "Jackie... it was fun... while it lasted... but things had to move on. Things had to go in the direction I wanted... for me, and my child. But you were dangerous Jackie... I know your temper.. and I couldn't have ANYTHING risking my little girl could I... or the well being of my beautiful.. mistress! I couldn't have you finding out... and as a result certain people had to be shut up. But it was nothing a strong team couldn't handle... Me, Natasha, Trish, Chris Masters, Edge... Christian, Monty Brown... all in on it Jackie... you could never have won. I wont name names... but we dealt with what had to be done... and then... it was up to me and Natasha to tell you on our own terms... in our own time!"

Natasha: "And that's exactly what we did do. We knew you had a powerful ally in Amy Dumas.. so we waited until she was out of the picture... and then we dropped the bombshell. We hit you at the very first moment when you had no defence... no back up. Amy was gone... and it was just poor little Jackie... vulnerable to attack!"

Cena: "But one thing we did notice.. was that Amy tried to put a little spanner in the works. Don't think we don't check our own website! We saw the footage.. along with millions of others... of you trying to help Jackie. Offering her a place to stay... it was touching. You made a little stop in order to help out your friend. But Jackie... what Amy failed to tell you is that she can't help you anymore... because poor little Amy Dumas is being shipped to IRAQ courtesy of John Cena!"

(There is a loud boo from the crowd... but Natasha's facial expression changed dramatically. She looks shocked and angry, where as Trish starts laughing.)

Natasha: "IRAQ??? What the hell... you never told me you were sending a pregnant lady to a war zone... John that's kinda low don't you think?!"

Cena: "No Nat.. it was necessary. She had to be taken out of the picture... she was Jackie's only weapon. Without Amy... and now without me, her grip on the Women's Championship is very weak indeed. I'm sorry for not filling you in sooner Natasha.. but if you had objected.. the whole plan could have gone out the window. We needed her out of the way... and this was the best way to do it. Plus... gives us something to have a good laugh about... dumb bitch being stuck in Iraq!"

(Natasha looks even more annoyed now... but Cena places an arm on her shoulder and she leans in towards him. She smiles and seems to forgive him. Suddenly Eddie Stratus starts to cry.. and Trish picks him up and rocks him until he is silent.)

Cena: "Well... Eddie there just reminded me of my 2nd piece of business. Allow me... your chairman of the EMF... to introduce to you... the EMF Women's champion... TRISH STRATUS!"

(Trish bows and there is a large booing sound.)

Trish: "Thank you John. You see... despite being handed the belt after our match... Jackie was stupid enough to leave this thing laying around... so why not take it. She doesn't seem to have noticed she's lost it yet either... though you can't blame her... you must have killed a few million brain cells there John! But regardless... it doesn't matter. Because Jackie... GAYDA is an emotional wreck... and I will bet my bottom dollar we wont see her around here for at least her 30 day title limit... so I raised my concerns with PRESIDENT Cena... and he agreed that I could keep the EMF Women's Championship. so it looks like the Trish Stratus era is here once again... and NOBODY can object to it. I can't say I don't deserve it either... I mean, I was only a split second from escaping the cage myself!"

Cena: "Yea we all saw as you nearly made it out the door.... only to be beaten by one second. That's why I have no problem whatsoever... in now OFFICIALLY stating... that the new EMF Women's Champion is....."

(Suddenly John Cena is interrupted by a Generic Theme he knew all too well. The crowd Roar and cheer loudly as Jackie Cena emerged looking a little tired.. but on the whole better than would be expected. She did look extremely angry however too. She took a microphone and spoke from the ramp.)

Jackie Cena: "Hold it right there John! I'm sorry to ruin your little celebration... but here I am... one week on from RETIANING my title against that whore in the ring with you... so you have no grounds to strip me of the belt. I'm here.. and I’m entitled to a 30-day limit. Hell I'll wrestle and defend the belt here tonight if I have to! So unless you want to face a nasty lawsuit... for breach of contract on top of the other unpleasant ones you will soon face... I suggest you give back what is mine!"

Trish: "Now hold on... can't you see I have the belt right here? And John was only a split-second away from naming me champion... If you were a second later I would be champ... so finish what you were saying John... and tell her to get the hell off of your ramp!"

(There is booing at this and Cena knows he has to make his decision fast... He turns to Trish and gives her an apologetic look.)

Cena: "I'm sorry Trish... but if Jackie's here and ready to fight... there's nothing I can do. I have no grounds to strip the title off of her. And I don't need a nasty lawsuit to deal with either. You were right...a split second later... and you'd be champ... but she caught us red handed. But here's what I’m going to do. Jackie Cena said she was willing to defend the belt here tonight... and now I will make her eat those words! Because tonight.. although for now Jackie may STILL be the Women's Champion... she soon wont be. Because tonight.. in the first EVER Handicap EMF Women's Championship match... My wife... Jackie... will be defending the belt against the beautiful Trish Stratus... and another good friend of mine that expressed her desire to help me out. Now I’m not going to spoil the surprise for you Jackie... wouldn't be fair... but whoever it is... it's two on one... and you’re in some deep trouble! So you may have won this round... but by the end of the night... one way or another... we will be looking at a NEW EMF Women's Champion! Word Life!"

(Bad, Bad Man blasts out and Trish Stratus smirks at Jackie. Jackie looks around in desperation, before disappearing behind the curtain. Trish uses the Women's Championship belt to symbolise soon it will be hers... and then her, Cena, Natasha and Eddie leave the ring and head up the ramp to a chorus of boos.)

“Wilsonator’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Wilsonator walks to the ring looking determined, and slides into the ring

JR-There seems to be quite a feud between Wilsonator and Marc Mead

King-Yeah, he couldn’t be too be happy with the interference

Kris Gaffney-I heard he was going to get a law in California where all direct siblings must have the same last name, true story.

(King and JR look at Kris weird.)

“Marc Mead theme” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring

JR-Marc Mead sure has done everything to get noticed here in the EMF

King-turn around for a second, and there he is…….AAAHHHH there he is!! *point to Kris*

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

King-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Marc and Wilsonator are in the ring and the bell rings, Mead and Wilsonator hammer each other to see who will blink first and lose the blow by blow fight. Suddenly Mead starts to win as Wilsonator stumbles back and then Mead whips Wilsonator to the ropes. Wilsonator bounces off the ropes, and Mead backs to the opposite side of the ring and comes off the ropes and then hits a flying shoulder block. WIslonator goes down to the mat and then gets up and charges at Mead who hits a spinning back elbow on Wilsonator that brings him down to the mat and the Wilsonator goes down and Wilsonator is down in the corner sittin down and Mead starts to stomp the hell out of Wilsonator while he’s down and then Wilsonator tries to get up and then Mead pulls himself the rest of the way up and then Mead hits Wilsonator with a combination of fists and knife edge chops. Wilsonator is rocking in the corner and Mead brings him out of the corner by his hand and hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Wilsonator. Mead goes into the cover gets the 1……………..2………..kick out by Wilsonator. Mead pays no attention to the ref, Wilsonator gets to his feet as Mead hits a few forearm shots to the face and Mead tries to whip Wilsonator to the ropes. Wilsonator bounces off the ropes and Mead goes for the Mead kick, but it’s caught by Wilsonator. Mead hops around for a few moments, and then Mead gets spinned in a circle and then Wilsonator goes for a clothesline. But Mead ducks it and hits a reverse neck breaker on Wilsonator, Mead takes a few momvents to continue his attack as he puts Wilsonators arm on the mat and drives his knee into the arm with a few knee drops into the arm. Mead puts Wilsonator into an arm bar, Wilsonator looks for a way out of the hold. So he gets up to his feet, and then before he can do anything. Mead starts to twist his arm some more and Wilsonator flips on the ground and Mead drops the leg drop on arm of Wilsonator. Wilsonator is in a lot of pain as he crawls over to the ropes and then Mead goes over to the ropes where Wilsonator is and then starts to choke Wilsonator. Mead then backs up after the ref gets close to his five count and then Mead goes to the ropes and comes off the ropes. Mead tries to come across the back of Wilsonator, but Wilsonator moves out of the way and then Mead lands on the ropes

Kris Gaffney-OUCH!

King-Maybe it’s for the best, this way he doesn’t have any kids with different last names

JR-That’s certainly going to change the face of the match

[Mead has big eyes as he falls back into the ring and both Wilsonator are down. But the ref doesn’t decide to use the standing 10 count, because the two wrestlers are already making it to their feet. Wilsonator is slower to get up, Mead goes for a fist, but it’s blocked and then Wilsonator hits a few fists to the face as Mead stumbles back to the ropes. Wilsonator whips Mead to the ropes, Mead bounces off the ropes and then Wilsonator lowers his head and then Wilsonator hits a back body drop on Marc Mead. Mead falls to the ground and gets up. Wilsonator waits for Mead to get up, Mead stumbles up and Wilsonator hits a clothesline to Mead. Mead goes down to the mat and then Mead stumbles to his feet and Wilsonator kicks Mead in the gut and then sets him up. Wilsonator hits a snap suplex on Marc Mead. Wilsonator goes into the corner and then climbs to the top rope and measures up. Wilsonator leaps off the corner and then goes for a big splash. But just as Wilsonator is going to hit the move, Mead moves out of the way and Wilsonator goes crashing on the mat]

King-You know, I haven’t said in a long time how much I hate high risk moves

Kris Gaffney-Wonder why that is?

King-*King looks over to JR* Maybe because my hate for them is surpassed by something that I have to deal with every week…

[Wilsonator and Mead stumble to his feet and then Wilsonator is able to throw a while fist and scores, but then Mead hits a knee lift into the gut. Wilsonator stumbles back and then Mead tries to whip Wilsonator to the ropes, and does. Wilsonator bounces off the ropes, Mead goes for a clothesline. But Wilsonator ducks under and then waist locks Mead and then tries to hit a release germen suplex.Mead is able to land on his feet. Wilsonator turns around, Mead goes for the Mead Kick. Wilsonator catches it, throws Meads foot on the mat, Wilsonator goes for a running clothesline. Mead ducks it, Wilsonator turns around….BAM…Marc Mead hits the Mead kick that sends Wilsonator on the mat. Mead goes into the cover, 1……………….2……………..3]

“Dertah’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Dertah walks to the ring as Dertah slides into the ring

JR-This up and comer is going for his first title here in the Extreme Measures Federation

King-You know, I wonder if he ever consider hanging around Barbwire Chris. They both could jump into glass…hours of fun right there

“Problem Solver” blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko walks to the ring with the television champion

JR-For a long time Tyson Tomko has been Television champion

King-It’s just because no one has offered him a ticket to Japan

Kris Gaffney-Barbwire Chris could help him there

[Dertah and Tomko lock up, Tomko being the stronger of the two is able to push Dertah off and Dertah stumbles back and is on the ropes. Tomko goes for a fist. But it’s ducked under and Tomko is on the ropes now and Dertah hits a few hard fists to the face as Tomko stumbles on the ropes and then Dertah tries to whip Tomko to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Dertah sending him to the ropes. Dertah bounces off the ropes and Dertah leaps in the air and goes for a cross body block. But Tomko is able to catches Dertah, he then transfers him to his shoulder into running power slam position and then before he can hit it. Dertah is able to slide out the back and then Dertah hits a drop kick into the back of Tomko. TOmko stumbles forward and falls through the ropes, and out of the ring on the floor. Dertah see’s this as a chance to keep the press on the bigger, stronger Television champion Tyson Tomko. Dertah measure Tomko and then once he gets up, Dertah is able to time his run as he wants to…and charges for a base ball slide. Tomko moves out of the way and Tomko is able to hit a knee into the gut and then Dertah double over and Tomko is able to stun Dertah enough with that to pick him up almost like he catch Dertah in another cross body block and goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and charges with him. Tomko smashes Dertah’s back into the ring post and then drops Dertah to the mat and Tomko falls to one knee after hitting the move having to recover after taking the first few moves adnt hen Dertah is getting up. Tomko hits a few fists to the face and then Tomko tries to whip Dertah to the steps. But Dertah reverses and Tomko goes hard into the steps. He stumbles up and Dertah charges at Tomko and is able to knock him off his feet with a diving clothesline. Both wrestlers are down and then Tomko, but Dertah is able to shake off the moves he’s taken so far quickly and takes Tomko and rolls him into the ring and then Dertah goes to the top rope and waits for Tomko to get up. Tomko stumbles up to his feet and then Dertah leaps off the top rope and hits a flying back elbow on Tomko. Tomko is down on the mat and then Dertah flies across the ring and then Tomko gets up and then Dertah gets up. Dertah stumbles up and charges towards Tomko and Tomko hits a big boot.]

JR-Big Boot!

King-What?! A finisher already, that’s new

Kris Gaffney-What’s next, a finish in the second paragraph?

(JR and King look at him weird)

Kris Gaffney-I meant the second half of the match…

[After the impact of the move Tomko falls away from Dertah after taking so much punishment after the beginning of the match he is unable to go into the cover. Suddenly Tomko slowly starts to go into the cover and gets the 1………………….2…………………kick out by Dertah. Tomko is wore down to really complain or anything. Tomko and Dertah gets up. Tomko falls into the corner and then Dertah hits a few fists into the corner and then Tomko takes the blows. Dertah tries to whip Tomko out of the corner. But it’s blocked by Tomko, Dertah tries again. But then Tomko pulls Dertah back into the corner and then Tomko is able to hit a few fists into the face of Dertah. Dertah jumps with each blow Tomko brings out Dertah out of the corner and then tries to whip him to the ropes. But dertah reverses it and then Tomko goes to the ropes, and bounces off. Tomko hits the running shoulder block that takes Dertah down to the mat and then Tomko takes a few moments to rest as Dertah gets up and stumbles to his feet and Tomko picks up Dertah and hits a body slam on Dertah. Tomko follows up with a leg drop Tomko hits a few stomps on the down Dertah. Dertah stumbles to his feet Tomko waits for him and Dertah stumbles around right into the arms of Tomko picks up Dertah on his shoulders and then drives him down with a gut buster. Tomko goes into the cover and gets the 1…………………2………………kick out]

JR- Almost three!

King-Almost three? I think this ref was talking to Gaffney too much, and forgot how to count to three

Kris Gaffney-That could…HEY!

[Tomko measures up Dertah, Dertah stumbles to his feet and then Tomko charges and hits the big boot. But Dertah falls to the corner and is held up by the corner. Tomko takes a few moments to waste sometime, and then Tomko puts Dertah on the top rope Tomko goes up and then hooks up Dertah for a super plex. Before he can hit it, Dertah spins around around into a body press and is able to hook the leg as the ref counts 1………………….2…………..3!!]

JR-Dertah has won it!! He’s the new Television champion!! What an upset!

(Dertah is handed the TV title as he backs away from the ring)

“Smile like a killer” blasts on the PA system as Mr. E followed by Melina walk to the ring, Mr. E waits slides into the ring as Melina does her entrance as Mr. E watches.

Kris Gaffney-I wish I could be Mr. E at this moment.

(Kris Gaffney gets handed a bag of money

King-THAT’S MINE YOU BASTARD!!

JR-Anyways…

“Stanglehold” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and gets into the ring

JR-It must really bug the Edge group that Dewey Pond is still around

(no one is there to commentate as King is looking threatening as Kris is able to get away thanks to his trusty jetpack)

[Mr. E and Dewey lock up looking for the advantage, Mr. E is able to put Dewey in a waist lock, Dewey looks for a way out of the hold and does a standing switch. Mr. E is looking for a way out of the hold and then Dewey takes down Mr. E with a waist lock right into a front face lock and then Mr. E looks for a way out of the hold and then Mr. E spins out of the hold and then puts Dewey into a hammer lock. Mr. E looks for a way out of the hold and then he slowly gets up and then Mr E. is able to spin out of the hold and puts Dewey into a hammer lock. Dewey gets up and then looks for a way out of the hold, Dewey runs around the ring and then ducks and Mr. E lets go of the hold and goes flying to the outside. Mr. E falls on the mat and then Dewey who is able to measures up as he is waiting for Mr. E to go where he wants to and then Dewey uses the ropes and spring boards over the top rope and hits a cross body block on Mr. E both wrestlers are down. But Dewey Pond takes Mr. E and hits a forearm shots to the face as Mr. E stumbles forward and Dewey Pond grabs Mr. E’s head and smashes it against the steel steps as Mr. E’s head bounces against the steps. Pond rolls Mr. E into the ring and then climbs to the apron, and to the top rope. Mr. E stumbles to his feet and then runs up to the top rope, but before he can take Dewey off the corner. Dewey Pond resists and then hits a few fists to the face. Enough to gets Mr. E dazed and then Dewey hits a few fists as Mr. E just stands there and then finally Mr. E falls back as Dewey gets set on the top rope and leaps off the top rope, and Dewey delivers the top rope elbow drop. Dewey goes into the cover and gets the 1………………2……….kick out by Mr. E. Dewey shakes his head and then hits a few stomps on the downed Mr. E and then Dewey takes Mr. E and puts him into the corner. Dewey measures up and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that echo through out of the arena. The crowd acts to everyone of them, Dewey Pond tries to whip Mr. E to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Mr. E, and Pond goes to the corner. Pond leaps and is able to land on the second rope, Pond fakes like he’s going to do something. Mr. E takes it, and tries to get out of the way. Leaving sometimes for Pond to turn around and sit down on the top turnbuckle. Mr. E charges in and then Pond hits a boot to the face.]

JR-Mr. E gets a boot to the face

King-Something of Dewey Pond’s working…what’s next, Wes Ikeda get’s a fan?

Kris Gaffney-That would be you..

King-………

[Mr. E stumbles around and Dewey Pond hooks Mr. E up. Pond goes for a tornado DDT, but Mr. E pushes Pond off the attempt and Pond lands on his feet and charges into the corner as Mr. E is able to counter the charge with a one man flap jack on the turnbuckle. Dewey Pond stumbles back, as Mr. E hits a flowing reverse neck breaker. Both wrestlers are down as the ref starts his standing ten count. 1…………..2………3…………….4…………5……..both wrestlers get to their feet, Dewey Pond is the first to take a wild fist at Mr. E. But it’s ducked under and Mr. E is now behind Dewey Pond as he turns around. Mr. E hits him with stinging lefts and rights that back Dewey Pond to the ropes, Mr. E tries to whip Dewey Pond to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Dewey Pond, Mr. E goes to the ropes and bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Mr. E and then Mr. E stops and then sets up Dewey Pond and then hits a 3.0 back breaker. Mr. E goes down on his knee’s and then Pond bounces away around into the corner as Mr. E takes this time to recover and then Mr. E see’s that Pond is getting into the corner and Mr. E hits a few fists to the face. Then Mr. E tries to whip Pond to the opposite side fo the ring. But it’s reversed, Pond follows in the corner and then Mr. E uses the corner to try to go over Pond. But he can’t as Pond stops, but Mr. E is able to leg scissors Ponds head, and then brings him over to the ropes and then leg scissor hurricanarana’s Dewey Pond over the top rope and on to the floor. Mr. E lands on the apron and then climbs up using the ropes after enjoying the crowd’s response from that move and then waits for Dewey Pond as Pond stumbles up and Mr. E charges and hits a flipping neckbreaker that knocks Dewey Pond to the mat, Mr. E takes a few moments to recover and then picks up Dewey Pond and drops him on his face on the guard rail. Pond stumbles, and Mr. E rolls him into the ring and he once again takes a little too much time waiting.]

JR-Mr. E is taking control of this match

King-Yeah, but he’s wasting a lot of time…that’s never good

[Mr. E climbs to the top rope and then measures up Dewey Pond. Mr. E leaps off the top rope, but it’s coutered by Dewey Pond who hits a fist to the gut and then Mr. E falls to the mat. Dewey Pond gets up and then calls for the Pond water splash as he waits for Mr. E. But before he can do anything, from behind him Christian slides into the ring with a chair and then hits Pond in the back with it. The ref calls for the bell, giving the match to Pond via DQ. Christian stomps away at Pond. Then starts to hammer away at Pond, he stops to hammer away at Dewey Pond, Christian yells at Pond. Suddenly the crowd starts to cheer as someone slides into the ring, it’s Josh Hanley! Christian turns around and gets hit with a clothesline. Christian stumbles up, Hanley hits a few fist. Christian stumbles back and forth between Pond and Hanley getting hit with fist for his trouble. Then he stumbles by the ropes and Pond and Hanley hit a double clothesline on Christian. Christian falls over the top rope, Hanley and Pond stay in the ring as they look on hatefully as Christian yells a few things at the ring as he backs away.]

(Generic theme hits as Jackie Cena comes out. She doesn't have her championship belt... and she walks straight down the ramp without showing any emotion. However, there is a huge Jackie chant breaking out and cheers from everywhere.. And she can’t help but smile a bit and wave to the crowd as she gets into the ring.)

Finkle: "the following handicap match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EMF Women's Championship. Introducing first... she is the EMF Women's Champion... Jackie Cena!"

(Jackie whispers to Finkle and he speaks again.)

Finkle: "Correction... she is the EMF Women’s Champion... MISS JACKIE!"

(The crowd cheer even more and the chant gets louder. The crowd then begins booing as "Keys to the City hits" and Trish Stratus walks out with Jackie's title. Jackie glares as she poses as if it's her own. John Cena is with her and they walk down the ramp and she rolls into the ring, as does Cena. Jackie rolls out the opposite side and glares at them and the Jackie chants start up again. Cena takes a microphone.)

Cena: "Firstly... I want to say that after this match... Trish will be the champion... so no need to look so angry Jackie. Just 2 little bits of business to take care of first. Firstly.. the match will be No Disqualifications! And secondly... allow me to introduce Trish's partner... the lovely CHRISTY HEMME!"

(There are even more boos as Hemme makes her way out. She taunts the crowd and gets booed. She rolls into the ring and hugs John, and then has a word with Trish. Cena rolls out of the ring and takes a steel chair, sets it up and sits outside the ring. the bell sounds. Jackie has rolled into the ring by this time. She runs straight at Trish and knocks her down with a clothesline. She begins beating down on Trish but then Hemme pulls her off and suplexes her. Jackie holds her head and Hemme stamps away on her. Trish gets up and helps her do it. She then begins mocking Jackie whilst Hemme continues the assault. She instructs Christy to pull Jackie up, and she does. Hemme holds Jackie arms behind her, but Jackie powers out. She throws Hemme back then scores a spear on the unsuspecting Trish. She gets up and Hemme runs at her for a clothesline, but Jackie nails a big boot. Trish is still climbing up as Jackie hits Christy with a DDT and scores the 1... Trish breaks it up.)

J.R: "Jackie showing she wont go down without a fight...."

King: "But it's two on one... and with Cena sitting there... and no disqualifications... what chance does she have."

(Trish throws Jackie into a corner and helps up Hemme. They then run at Jackie but Jackie nails a double clothesline on both. She looks round and John Cena is glaring. She responds with a sarcastic comment to cheers from the crowd. She turns and Trish is up and hits Jackie with a kick to the gut followed by a snap-suplex. She then rolls out of the ring and goes under the apron for a weapon. Hemme continues to work on Jackie, and lifts her up and hits a DDT. Se covers for a 1.... kick out. Hemme picks Jackie up but Jackie throws her back and then hits a slap, before going for a clothesline, which is ducked. Hemme takes her down with a neckbreaker and then locks in a headlock. Trish rolls into the ring with a table and sets it up. She signals to Hemme that it's there and she nods Hemme lets Jackie stumble up and then hits her with another suplex. Trish then picks up Jackie and throws her towards the table. Jackie stops herself rolling onto it with her hands, but Trish goes for a bulldog. Jackie's head bounces off the table, but the table doesn't break. Trish goes into the cover and scores the 1.... 2.... but Jackie throws a foot on the rope.)

J.R: "The numbers getting to the champion here...."

King: "That... and the fact there's no disqualifications..."

(Cena is smiling now as Trish lifts Jackie and goes for another suplex. his time however Jackie lands on her feet and Trish turns into a kick to the midsection and a snapmere. Hemme comes across, but Jackie throws her towards the table and then runs and clotheslines her. With both women down, Jackie tries to remove the table fro the ring.. but then she notices Trish stirring and gets distracted. Trish runs at Jackie but Jackie dropkicks her. Trish stumbles and Jackie hits a powerbomb. She then covers Trish for the 1... 2... kick out. Hemme then grabs Jackie and throws her into the turnbuckle. She runs and clotheslines her hard into the turnbuckle. She goes for a 2nd one, but Jackie gets a foot up and scores another big boot on Hemme. She then somehow finds the energy to run off the ropes and hit a Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Trish runs at her and Jackie throws her over the top rope to the outside and covers Hemme for the 1.... 2.... kick out!)

J.R: "So close to an upset here....."

King: "If Cena thought there was trouble.... he'd get involved...."

J.R: "Looks like he's just about to...."

(Cena picks up Trish and she smiles at him. Cena returns it and seems to hand her something. Trish rolls into the ring smirking and Jackie hits some shots on her, but Trish over-powers her and throws her to the mat. Hemme, who has got up using the ropes, again nails some shots on her, and then again holds Jackie arms behind her head. Trish nails some slaps on her and then pulls out some brass knuckles Cena handed her. She goes to put them on her knuckles but slips and they fall to the floor. She quickly tries to nail Jackie and stop her getting there but Jackie ducks and Trish kicks Hemme. Jackie dives and grabs the knuckles and instinctively puts them on herself. Trish climbs up and Jackie swings a fist at her. Trish ducks it and hits a very desperate Chick Kick! Trish covers her and gets the 1... 2... somehow Jackie kicks out. Trish picks her up and tells Hemme to end it with a Masterlock. Hemme goes behind and locks in the trademark of her boyfriend.)

J.R: "This could be over very soon....."

King: "This was a great effort from Jackie... but in reality... four puppies always beats two!"

(Hemme locks in the hold but Jackie hits a low blow and she falls. Not being as strong as Chris the hold didn't have as much impact. Hemme falls and Jackie grabs Trish and swings the hand with the knuckles at her. This time her hand is grabbed from behind by Cena. The crowd boo as Cena spins Jackie round and laughs at her. He lifts her up and goes for an FU! However, before he can hit it, someone comes from the crowd. It is revealed as Maria, and Maria rolls into the ring and hits a low blow on Cena. This enables Jackie to roll out the back of the move. Trish runs at Jackie again and finally tastes the brass knuckles and is apparently knocked out. Cena rolls out of the ring to take a look at things, and Maria and Jackie grab Hemme. Jackie plants her with a DDT, which weakens her, and then Maria rolls her onto the table. She holds her there while Jackie climbs to the top rope and scores with a moonsault! Cena smirks and just heads up the ramp. Maria picks up Trish and throws her into Jackie. Jackie picks her up and looks to be going for the FU! However she changes halfway and hits the Reverse-Death Valley Driver she showed a few weeks ago. She goes into the cover and gets the 1.... 2.... 3!)

J.R: "JACKIE WINS! JACKIE WINS AGAINST THE ODDS! With the move she calls the F-Off!"

King: "But she needed help from Maria to do it...."

Kris Gaffney: "and Amy... by the looks of that moonsault."

(On the ramp cena smiles and claps. He speaks with a microphone in his hand.)

Cena: "Well done Jackie! I must admit... you surprised me... but I changed my mind. After I went for the FU and was... interrupted... I decided it would be more fun to see you lose the championship legitimately... rather than getting involved myself. You pulled off a win... even if you CHEATED to get it.. but I guarantee that one day soon you will be relinquishing that championship to Trish Stratus! Enjoy the win Jackie... because it will quite possibly be your last!"

(Bad, Bad Man hits as John Cena leaves. Trish and Hemme still laying in the ring as Jackie and Maria celebrate and leave. Trish and Hemme begin stirring a little while later, and help each other to stand. Trish seems to be annoyed but Hemme gives her a look of "We'll get her next time..." and Trish smiles. The two hug and then leave the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd.)

*Dude Nick’s theme hits and the man walks out and down to the ring with his championship on his shoulder.*

*Jarred’s music then hits and he runs down to the ring sliding under the ring ropes

“I am” blasts on the PA system as AJ Styles walks out the ring and continues down to the ring.

[Dude Nick is distracted, but as this is happening Jarred goes on the attack and goes straight for the knees of Dude Nick. He first hits a low dropkick and then Jarred runs and goes for a leg drop… but Dude Nick moves, hurries and gets up and hits a quick leg on Jarred. He then gets up and taunts to the fans that he is the champion, even slapping Jarred while his down. Dude Nick then goes to pick Jarred but Jarred quickly counters with a drop toehold and Dude Nick then goes flying throw the second rope. The Ref begins to count 1….2….3….4….5….6….7….8, Dude Nick then goes up on the apron but Jarred trys to knock him off to start the count again. Dude Nick then ducks and hits a suplex onto the guard rail on Jarred. Dude Nick then picks up Jarred and knocks him headfirst against the steel steps. He then throws Jarred back into the ring and agaikn begins taunting the fans, Dude Nick steps over the ropes and then Dude Nick waits for Jarred. Jarred stumbles up and then Dude charges and Dude Nick tries to hit a running clothesline, but Jarred is able to hit a drop toe hold. Jarred gets up as Dude Nick is on his knee’s and Jarred charges at Dude Nick and hits a low drop kick into the face that brings down Dude Nick to the mat. Jarred waits for Dude Nick gets up and then Jarred picks up Dude Nick and then whips Dude Nick to the ropes and then Dude Nick bounces off the ropes. Jarred hits a hip toss, Jarred bounces up and then stumbles up. Charging at Jarred who hits a spinning back elbow that drops Dude Nick back down to the mat]

J.R.- Dude Nick needs to focus on the match, because anything can happen here in the EMF, all I am saying is Dude Nick needs to try to pin Jarred

King- Shut up J.R. he is the champion and he knows what he can and cant do, not underestimate him

J.R. Its amazing King, you have been considered a legend and it seems as if you have no smarts on the sports what so ever. Just like you don’t know how to treat women what are you with your 5th wife

King – that’s personal and this business, just shut up and watch the match

J.R.- ok king, so AJ…why you out here.

AJ Styles-Let’s just say that I’m here to scout my competition. Because it’s official at Hell on Earth, AJ Styles will be getting back his belt.

[Dude Nick is down on the mat as Jarred picks him up and then Jarred hits a few fists to the face. Then Dude Nick stumbles back, Jarred whips Dude Nick off the ropes and then Dude Nick bounces off the ropes. Jarred lowers his head for a back body drop, but then Dude Nick is able to stop and then hits a clubbing blow on Jarred. Jarre goes down and Dude Nick stumbles a few steps and is able to put his arms over thet op rope to make sure he doesn’t fall down to the mat. Dude Nick takes a few moments to recover as Jarred does the same as he fights to get to his feet. Jarred stumbles up as Dude Nick, Dude Nick hits a running forearm shot to the face. Jarred goes down to the mat and then Jarred gets up. Dude Nick picks up Jarred and hits a body slam as stumbles near him. Dude Nick goes to the ropes and comes off the ropes, leaps in the air and hits a knee drop. Jarred stumbles to his feet, as he gets near the ropes. Dude Nick hits a clothesline over the top rope and then follows Jarred out of the ring. Jarred stumbles near the announcing desk as Dude Nick smashes Jarred’s face against the desk. Dude Nick slides in Jarred into the ring, but then AJ Styles gets a bit too close and Nick hits a cheap shot on AJ. AJ goes down.

JR-This feud is quickly heating up

King-It’s burning, just like the writers skin…

JR-What?

*King looks confused on what he said and falls over*

[Dude Nick slides into the ring and calls for the Dudemeister. Jarred is stumbling up, suddenly AJ Styles jumps on the apron and yells a few things at Dude Nick. Dude Nick turns his attention over to AJ for a second. Then turns around, only to be put in a small package and he’s able to hold Dude Nick for the 1…2…3. Jarred then quickly rolls out of the ring

J.R- What did I tell you King?

King- look at Dude Nick , J.R. hes showing everyone how hes still the champ

J.R.- I am sure this is far from over

*AJ Styles gets up and stands on the apron. As Dude Nick gets to his feetShockwave goes off the air*

(OOC-I added a few moves to the original match. But I didn’t measures how much someone was in control in this match, I made it as fair as possible. Don’t pay attention to how much someone was in control. Just the winner is all that matters.)