EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	The EMF logo flashes over the screen as the Shockwave video starts, once it ends. We go into the arena where pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Then the lights go on as fans hold their signs. We go to JR and The King, JR is tied up with his mouth shut King-I’ll never let you say that entrance again JR, King spits water in JR’s face "Steelharts theme" blasts on the PA system as Steelhart walks to the ring King-zzzzz...what...what...hey Steelhart is still here? JR-It would seem so King "JD's theme" blasts on the PA system King-Man I hate newbies, they will never measure up to the greatness of the HoRdE JR-... [Steelhart and JD pace around the ring and then lock up, Steelhart pushes JD back to the ropes where the ref tells him to make a clean break. Steelhart slowly breaks up the lock up and then hits a hard clubbing blow to the chest of JD. JD holds on to the top rope and then Steelhart pulls him and hits him with yet another blow like the first one. Steelhart then whips JD to the ropes, JD bounces off the ropes and then Steelhart knocks him down with a hard clothesline. Steelhart then sees that JD is down for long enough. So he runs to the ropes and goes for a big elbow drop. But JD moves out of the way and Steelhart goes crashing into the mat. Steelhart gets up in pain and then JD gets up and then hits a few hard fists, but before he can start any type of a comeback. Steelhart cuts it short with a rake to the eyes. JD is now blinded. Steelhart stumbles around right into the waiting Steelhart who scoops up JD and then hits a body slam. Steelhart then takes a few steps back and then hits a quick fist drop. Knowing that won't finish off....well anyone other than RVT....Steelhart hits a few stomps on the downed JD and then stands up JD slowly. Steelhart then hits a few european uppter cuts to the ropes. JD is reeling on the ropes, Steelhart follows it up with a few more fist to make sure that JD is stunned enough. Steelhart then trys to whip JD to the ropes....and he does. JD bounces off the ropes Steelhart then uses JD's own momentum to throw him in the air and then hopefully to land on the ground. But instead JD turns this move into a drop kick on Steelhart, Steelhart stumbles back from this to the ropes and then grabs on to the ropes to prevent him from going down all the way. JD then gets up as soon as he can and then charges at Steelhart and then knocks him over the top rope with a clothesline over the top rope.] JR-JD has turned this match around King-JD doesn't have a chance.....well he better not. I have a lot of money riding on Steelhart!! [JD then has to take a few moments to recover and then slowly climbs to the top rope. Steelhart is getting up on the outside. JD leaps off the turnbuckle and then knocks Steelhart down with a top rope cross body block to the outside. Though it also hurts JD some as well. But JD is able to get up after a few moments with some help from the barcade. Once JD's up, he sees that Steelhart is up one one knee and then knocks him over with a stiff kick to the face and Steelhart goes down on to the mat around the ring. JD then pulls up Steelhart and then scoops him up and then drops him on the barcade neck first. Steelhart stumbles back stunned and then JD rolls Steelhart into the ring. JD then climbs on the apron and then climbs to the top rope and waits for Steelhart to get back to his feet. JD gets ready to leap, but Steelhart then dives on the top rope shaking the ropes and then JD falls on the top rope. Steelhart then climbs to the top rope and trys for a super plex. But before he can hit it, JD hits a few punches to the ribs of Steelhart and gets him a bit stunned to push him off the top rope and send him crashing to the mat. Steelhart determinded to get the match back in his favor gets up quick and charges at JD. But JD is able to put his boot up and Steelhart goes into it stunning him on his feet. JD quickly hooks Steelhart and then hits a tornado DDT. Though he can't get into the cover right away, but once he does he doesn't hook the leg and then gets a 1............2...............kick out] King-Hey you know this has been....well not Hardcore like yet JR-I'm sure it will in a little while. King-Good all this fair shit is pissing me off! [JD slides to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair and then slides it into the ring. JD slides back into the ring and then waits for Steelhart to get back to his feet. Steelhart stumbles into the waiting JD who drives Steelhart into the chair with the "End is Neutral". JD goes into the cover and gets the 1............2...................3.] "Barbedwire Chris' music hits as he walks out from behind the curtain. Right behind him is Justin Franchize to the booing of the fans. The two men smile sadistically at the crowd as they walk down the rampway and roll into the ring. They talk to each other for a moment then stand waitng for The Dark Circle members to come out. JR: I'll tell you what king, Barbedwire Chris and Justin Franchize are two relentless sadistic talents. King: What the fck are you talking about JR? Wait....fck.....fck....fck....What the fck is happening JR? I'm being censored. What in the bloody fcking hell is going on? People are going to think I am fckng Ozzy Osbourne or something. JR hides his censoring remote from King's view. "The Dark Circle's music hits as Ravage and Angelus Archer come walking out with the fans booing loudly. Angelus keeps his eyes staring forward coldly as Ravage looks on ready to fight. They walk down to the ring and look at each other. They slide in and keep watching Chris and Justin the whole time. Ravage steps out of the ring while at the same time Justin Franchize does also. Barbedwire Chris stares at Angelus Archer unfeared as the bell sounds. JR: I can't believe it I thought Angelus Archer was dead king. What in the hell is he doing here? King: JR, look at your hat. JR takes his hat off. JR: BAH GAWD! SOMEBODY CARVED AA:TSL IN MY HAT! King: Ah-ha! An Arkie the sniper is going to get you JR. Your Devil the sniper is after you! King hides his pocket knife from JR's view. [Barbedwire Chris locks up with Angelus Archer. Barbedwire breaks the lock up and ducks under Angelus' arms and hits a climb up wheelkick to the back of Angelus' head. Angelus stumbles forward as Chris quickly gets him in a snap suplex and follows up with some mounted punches. The referee catches the closed fists and breaks it up. The men get to their feet and Angelus gives a quick dropkick to Barbedwire Chris to knock him down. Angelus follows up with a headlock and holds tight. After a few seconds of wrenching the head, Angelus gives Chris a swinging neckbreaker. Angelus picked Chris up, but Chris broke free from Angelus' grip then grabbed him then whipped him chest first into the turnbuckle. Chris ran and leaped in giving Angelus a flying body splash in the corner. Chris picked up Angelus only to receive a chop to the stomach. Angelus gave Chris a Savate kick then gave him a quick standing clothesline. Angelus walked over and tagged in Ravage.] JR: You know King, Angelus has a reputation of being a serial killer. King: I know I have seen his hit list, Tony the Tiger, Tucan Sam, The Flinstones, and most recently the two faced mini frosted shredded wheat that we have all grown to love. JR: What in the hell are you talking about? King: As long as he doesn't get the Cheerio Bee. Tear JR: I said Serial not Cereal. King: No I think it is Cereal. JR: Why do I even bother? [As Ravage climbed through the ropes Chris rolled over and tagged in Justin Franchize. Ravage ran in and speared Justin Franchize to the ground. Ravage stood up and started stomping on Franchize. Ravage lifted Franchize up and picked him high above his head. He walked Franchize over to the ropes and dropped him with his neck onto the ropes. Franchize whipped back onto the mat. Ravage lifted him up again and threw him into the turnbuckle. Ravage climbed the turnbuckle and started punching Franchize in the head. On the ninth shot Franchize started bleeding. Franchize headbutted Ravage in the mid-section then powerbombed him from the top where Ravage was standing. Franchize jumped up onto the turnbuckle then leaped off hitting a knee drop to the chest onto Ravage. Ravage rolled over holding his chest as Franchize helped him up then gave him a self-spiked piledriver. Franchize allowed Ravage to get up then bounced off of the ropes only to be caught in a bear hug.] JR: Franchize and Ravage are two dangerous men in the ring. King: FCK! Dmn it. This fcking sucks. I can't swear. JR: Go wash your bleeped mouth out with my Barbeque sauce. [Franchize reached over Ravage's shoulder and made a blind tag with Barbedwire Chris. Chris stepped in and clipped Ravage from behind. Ravage dropped Franchize and went down. Franchize climbed out as Chris helped Ravage up and slammed his head into the turnbuckle. Chris hopped up onto the turnbuckle and grabbed Ravage's head. He spun him around for a tornado DDT, but Ravage threw Chris off of him and Chris hit the mat hard. Ravage picked Chris up and lifted him onto his shoulders then ran a short distance and hit a power slam. Ravage stood up and placed his foot across Chris' throat. The ref counted ...1...2...3...4...Ravage dropped a quick leg drop across the throat. Chris grabbed his throat as Ravage picked him up. Ravage picked him up in powerbomb formation but Chris got on Ravage's shoulders and started giving him right hands. Ravage fell backwards. Chris grabbed the legs and got a ...1...2...KICK OUT. Barbedwire Chris walked back over and tagged in Justin Franchize.] JR: Wow, Barbedwire Chris the rookie and Ravage are putting on one hell of a show. King: Where's Lizzy at? JR: Don't even go there King. You are too old to handle her, she's rough. King: No she couldn't handle the King! JR: Ok Tiger. King: Shhh, don't say Tiger, Angelus might confuse me with Tony the Tiger. Keep that on the Down Low. [Ravage rolled over and stood up tagging Angelus Archer back in. Franchize and Angelus started trading blows. Angelus got the better of Franchize and whipped him into the turnbuckle. Angelus charged in and Franchize moved. Angelus ran into the turnbuckle again . Franchize grabbed Angelus' head and set him up for a revearse DDT, but instead lifted him up and gave him a revearse face buster. Angelus' head hit the ground first and it caused him to bust open bleeding. Franchize picked him up, but Angelus gave him a belly to belly suplex. Angelus gave grabbed Franchize's legs and slingshotted him into the turnbuckle. Franchize bounced off as the ring was getting bloody by the two busted open men. Angelus gave Franchize a drop toe hold. Angelus lifted Franchize up and picked him up with both hands in a choke hold, but Franchize kicked Angelus in the face. Franchize bounced off of the ropes and gave Angelus a running axe kick.] JR: Now Angelus Archer and Justin Franchize are making this into a slobber knocker if I have ever seen one. King: I'm not going anywhere near there, too much blood being spilled. JR: This is like watching the Sooners whipe out some other team. Just leaves a lot of broken bodies. [Franchize tagged in Barbedwire Chris. Franchize then ran over and clotheslined Ravage down as Angelus Archer turned around and got caught by Chris. Chris lifted him up and gave him a brainbuster. He made the cover ...1...2...3! Barbedwire Chris and Justin Franchize pick up the victory. They raise their arms in the air and head to the back.] JR: I don't believe it. Barbedwire Chris and Justin Franchize picked up the victory. King: It wasn't fcking easy. DMN IT JR WHAT IN THE HLL IS GOING ON! I cn nt sy a dmn thng. Who is dong ths?! JR: Shrugs. [The EMF tron lights up with Raptor sitting in his locker room, looking at pictures of various EMF superstars, with one Tag belt on the couch behind him and the other tag belt over his shoulder] King: Do you reckon he’s picked a tag partner yet, JR? JR: Who knows? [Raptor picks up a picture of Wes, groans, and puts it down. He picks up a picture of Ashlee, and turns it over as soon as he realizes who it is. He picks up a picture of Wasabi, and throws it to the ground, trying not to think about it. The door opens, and there stands the Couch] The Couch: Raptor, I was wondering if I could ask you about your situation with the tag titles? Raptor: I’m stuck. There isn’t one goddamn person in this fed who isn’t aligned with a stable! Dark Circle, Technical Power, BB/Primetime, the wWo, so on! The Couch: So what are you going to do? Raptor: I’m going to have to call in some outside help… [He pulls out a cellphone and dials a number as the EMF tron fades back to the arena] JR: Who could it be? King: Aww I can’t wait to find out! [“Oh Hell Yeah” hits the PA system as Wes Ikeda walks out onto the stage to a mixed reaction.] JR: Looks like it’s time for the Extreme championship match! King: Hey did Kiel Hardy win at Payback? JR: Yeah, why? King: I fell asleep as soon as his music hit. [“Technical Power’s theme” hits the PA system as Intruder comes out, accompanied by Trish Stratus] King: WOOAH! JR: Since when were you a Intruder fan? King: Angrily* Screw Intruder! Drooling And screw Trish too…. [“Dark Circle’s theme” plays as Kevin Nash walks out from behind the curtain] King: Where’s the old man’s walking stick gone? [As Nash is walking down the ramp, Kiel Hardy runs out from behind him and hits him over the head with a trash can. Intruder is about to run at the action, but Wes spins him around and nails him with a hard right fist, as Nash rolls down the ramp. Wes steps over the body of Intruder and jumps out of the ring, onto Kevin Nash, who is still reeling from the garbage can shot. Kiel picks up Wes after the highflying move, and drags him up to the stage by the hair. He smashes Wes’ head into the steel stage, as Intruder finally steps up, and starts running up the ramp. But Kevin Nash trips Intruder up as he passes him, and starts beating intruder while he’s down. Wes is still down on the stage, and Kiel starts beating on him. But Nash comes up behind Kiel and throws him off the stage. Nash starts picking Wes up, but Intruder runs up from behind Nash and smashes him with a big club fist. Nash falls onto the stage, knocking Wes over with him. Intruder picks up Wes, and goes for the powerbomb… but Wes reverses, and flips Intruder onto Kevin Nash! The two men are lying down as Wes looks in shock.] JR: Wow, What a move! King: Why are you saying that? This match isn’t simmed! JR: Meh, I felt like it. Oh, did I mention the World Wrestling Federation is the number 1 show on television? King: SHUT UP! Hey, where’s Kiel Hardy gone? [Wes turns around to get Nash, but Kiel comes running out from backstage, he obviously must have gone underneath the set. He smashes Wes with a chair, and Wes falls on top of Intruder and Nash. Kiel gets a strange look on his face… And starts climbing the stage… He reaches his jumping point… and Jumps! But Intruder and Wes jump out of the way, leaving Nash to get landed on! Nash gets smashed into the steel set, while Wes throws Intruder of the stage. Wes sneaks up behind Kiel, who is still reeling from the high-risk move, takes a run up, and throws Kiel through the mini-tron near the curtain, wrecking the screen!] JR: ooooh, Prez Mike won’t be happy… They just wrecked his screen. King: Who cares, as long as they get this match over with, I’m happy! [Wes turns around, breathing heavily, looking for his opponents. All he sees is Kevin Nash, because Kiel went through the screen and Intruder went off the stage. He goes for the pin. 1…2… Kick Out! Wes picks up the chair Keil Hardy left by, and starts smashing Kevin Nash with it…. 1…2…3…4…5 chair shots! He goes for the pin again… 1…2…3!] JR: Wes is the new extreme champion!!!!! King: Oh no… NO! WES? EXTREME? What the hell? [Wes salutes the crowd and goes backstage, as the EMF tron lights up with Raptor on the cell phone holding the tag titles…] Raptor: Next week? Are you sure? ………. Okay, well, you think about it. I hope you come to a decision, man, because I need a partner. ………………… All right. ………. I’m sure the fans can’t wait to see you again too. ………Bye now. [He hangs up, looks at his tag titles, and smiles as the EMF tron fades back to the arena] JR - This match is a Standard Match for the EMF World Championship title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the EMF World Championship title belt, Punisher!!! (crowd cheers ****) [Punisher comes to the ring. ] JR - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, a member of Dark Circle, Jarred!!! (crowd boos ) ["Break You" by Drowning Pool plays as Jarred comes to the ring ] JR - introducing third, weighing in at 225 pounds, Steve Hiroko!!! (crowd cheers ) [Steve Hiroko walks to the ring. ] JR - And finally, weighing in at 185 pounds, from Melbourne, Australia, the leader of the wWo, Wasabi!!! (crowd cheers *******) ["Raise Up" by Saliva plays as Wasabi comes to the ring. Steve Hiroko gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Punisher. Jarred tests out the ropes. Steve Hiroko executes a pumphandle suplex on Wasabi. Wasabi walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Jarred punches Wasabi repeatedly. Wasabi hits a koppo kick on Jarred. Wasabi measures Jarred up and drops a closed fist. Wasabi moves back to his feet. Wasabi rakes his fingers across Jarred's back. Wasabi Kicks Jarred in the gut, Wes doubles over with pain, Wasabi runs around him then kicks his as Wasabi climbs to his feet. Wasabi measures Jarred up and drops a closed fist. Wasabi measures Jarred up and drops a closed fist. Now Wasabi standing. Jarred is back on his feet. Jarred kicks Wasabi in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. ] King - Wasabi is getting the crap kicked out of him! [Jarred knees Wasabi and rolls back to his feet. Jarred connects with a flying knee. Wasabi goes down. Jarred goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Wasabi escapes. ] JR - Not even close! [Now Wasabi standing. Wasabi uppercuts Jarred. Jarred executes the jumping sidekick on Wasabi. Wasabi gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jarred. Now Jarred standing. Jarred executes a corkscrew legdrop on Wasabi. Jarred is back on his feet. Jarred measures Wasabi up and drops a closed fist. Jarred stands up. Jarred goes for a pin. Tim White counts. ...1 ...2 Steve Hiroko attacks Jarred stopping the count. ] King - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Wasabi. [Jarred pins Wasabi against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Wasabi goes for a spear but Jarred dodges the attack. Wasabi grabs Jarred by the balls and twists!!! Wes screams with pain as his scrotum tears! The referee is checking the situation. ... Jarred is fighting the hold. ... Wasabi breaks the hold. Wasabi uses a swinging DDT to plant Jarred's head into the mat. Wasabi is back on his feet. Wasabi drags Jarred to the floor. ] King - Those idiots will be counted out! [Tim White starts the count (.1) (..2) Wasabi fist drops Jarred on the floor. Wasabi gets back to his feet. (...3) Wasabi executes a huge gutbuster on Jarred. (....4) Wasabi fist drops Jarred on the floor. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Wasabi fist drops Jarred on the mat. Wasabi climbs to his feet. Wasabi hits a koppo kick on Jarred. Steve Hiroko chops Jarred. Steve Hiroko double underhook faceslams Jarred hard to the Jarred. Now Jarred standing. Jarred leg lariats Steve Hiroko, sending him to the mat. Jarred and Steve Hiroko go to the floor Tim White starts the count (.1) Jarred knee drops Steve Hiroko. Jarred climbs to his feet. (..2) (...3) Steve Hiroko gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jarred. Jarred gets back to his feet. (....4) Jarred measures Steve Hiroko up and drops a closed fist. Jarred gets up. Steve Hiroko goes for a cross-body block but Jarred dodges the attack. They head back into the ring. ] King – Jarred’s so stupid he'll get pinned at the ring. [Wasabi springboard DDT's Jarred onto the mat! Now Wasabi standing. Wasabi rakes his fingers across Jarred's back. Wasabi uppercuts Jarred. Jarred legsweeps Wasabi. Jarred hits Wasabi with the back of his elbow. Jarred grabs Wasabi by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Jarred hits Wasabi with a heart punch. Wasabi is back on his feet. Wasabi Kicks Jarred in the gut, Wes doubles over with pain, Wasabi runs around him then kicks his as Wasabi moves back to his feet. Wasabi executes a huge gutbuster on Jarred. Wasabi fist drops Jarred on the mat. Wasabi gets back to his feet. Wasabi executes a huge gutbuster on Jarred. Wasabi goes for a pin. Referee Tim White makes the count. ...1 Jarred kicks out. Steve Hiroko slingshot elbow drops Punisher. Punisher gets hit with the shooting star press from Steve Hiroko. Tim White counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Wasabi attacks Steve Hiroko stopping the count. ] King - Steve Hiroko almost won the match! [Steve Hiroko locks Punisher in the kneebar. The referee is checking the situation. ... Steve Hiroko tightens the hold. ... Punisher trys to escape. ... ... Wasabi attacks Steve Hiroko breaking the hold. ] JR - My God!! What a match! [Steve Hiroko hits a jumping elbow hrust on Punisher. Punisher gets back to his feet. Punisher executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Steve Hiroko. Punisher hits Steve Hiroko with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Steve Hiroko moves back to his feet. Punisher gives Steve Hiroko a reverse neckbreaker. Now Punisher standing. Steve Hiroko is back on his feet. Steve Hiroko hits a dragon suplex on Punisher. Punisher gets locked in the double chicken wing. The referee is checking the situation. ... Punisher is fighting the hold. ... ... Punisher trys to escape. Steve Hiroko breaks the hold. They lockup. Steve Hiroko sends Punisher to the corner of the ring. Steve Hiroko gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Punisher comes over and smashes Steve Hiroko's head into it. Punisher nails Steve Hiroko with a belly-to-back suplex. Punisher moves back to his feet. Steve Hiroko is up again. Punisher chops Steve Hiroko. Punisher hits Wasabi with the double arm DDT into the mat. Now Punisher standing. Punisher covers Wasabi hooking the leg. Tim White counts. ...1 ...2 Jarred attacks Punisher stopping the count. Wasabi gets up. Punisher puts a knee to Wasabi's back and pulls hims arms back. Tim White is checking for a tap out. ... Wasabi is fighting the hold. ... ... Steve Hiroko attacks Punisher breaking the hold. ] King - I wish every match could be like this! [Punisher goes for a side slam but Wasabi dodges the attack. Wasabi gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Now Wasabi standing. Wasabi hits a koppo kick on Punisher. Wasabi fist drops Punisher on the mat. Wasabi gets back to his feet. Wasabi fist drops Punisher on the mat. Wasabi stands up. Wasabi fist drops Punisher on the mat. Wasabi stands up. Wasabi fist drops Punisher on the mat. Now Wasabi standing. Punisher is up again. Punisher gives Wasabi the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. Punisher rolls onto Wasabi connecting with a knee. Wasabi is back on his feet. Wasabi uppercuts Punisher. Wasabi rakes his fingers across Punisher's back. Punisher rakes the face of Wasabi in attempt to make a come back. Punisher knifehand chops Wasabi. Punisher executes a headlock takedown. Wasabi moves back to his feet. Wasabi Kicks Punisher in the gut, Wes doubles over with pain, Wasabi runs around him then kicks his as Wasabi is up again. Wasabi measures Punisher up and drops a closed fist. Jarred dropkicks Punisher to the face. Jarred gets up. Jarred with a headscissors takeover on Steve Hiroko. Jarred sucks chants start in the crowd. ] King - This is how wrestling should be! [Jarred kicks Steve Hiroko in the stomach. Jarred executes a corkscrew legdrop on Steve Hiroko. ] King - corkscrew legdrop! [Jarred climbs to his feet. Steve Hiroko gets back to his feet. Steve Hiroko executes a huge gutbuster on Jarred. They lockup. Steve Hiroko sends Jarred to the corner of the ring. Steve Hiroko is hit with a backward kick. Steve Hiroko with a takeover suplex on Jarred. Steve Hiroko is up again. Jarred climbs to his feet. Steve Hiroko hits a frog splash on Punisher. Steve Hiroko is up again. Steve Hiroko puts Punisher in the double armbar submission. Tim White asks Punisher if he quits. ... ... ... Punisher is fighting the hold. ... Wasabi attacks Steve Hiroko breaking the hold. Steve Hiroko hits a frog splash on Punisher. Steve Hiroko climbs to his feet. Jarred gets sidewalk slammed by Steve Hiroko. Now Jarred standing. Steve Hiroko and Jarred go to the floor Tim White starts the count (.1) Steve Hiroko bounces Jarred off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Steve Hiroko chants start. Steve Hiroko uses a snap mare takeover on Jarred. They head back into the ring. [Suddenly… “Ultrasonic Sound” by Hive plays as all 4 wrestlers freeze and snap their heads towards the stage.] JR: What the hell? King: Whose music is that?!? JR: It’s not familiar!!!! [As Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage, smiling] JR: But that face is familiar! King: PAUL HEYMAN!? Please… No bingo halls… PLEASE! [Heyman slowly walks down to the ring, while the 4 wrestlers watch on in disbelief. Jarred attacks Hiroko, hoping to get the advantage… but they both fall over the ropes, leaving Wasabi and Punisher in the ring. Punisher grabs a chair, and hits Wasabi over the head… But the Ref didn’t see it, because of Paul Heyman! Heyman jumps down, and the ref turns around and counts the pin…] [1… 2… 3!] JR: Punisher has won this match thanks to interference from Paul Heyman! King: What the hell is he doing here, that’s what I want to know! [Punisher shakes hands with Heyman and walks to the back, as Heyman walks into the ring… and “Iron Man” plays as Prez Mike comes out onto the stage] JR: Oh I should of guessed he would have something to do with this… King: Wasabi put himself in the world title match while the Prez was gone… He should have known something would happen. [Prez Mike smiles at Wasabi who is down on the mat, bleeding, with Paul Heyman shouting stuff at him] Prez Mike: Oh yes, Wasabi… You thought you were so smart, didn’t you? While the Prez is away, VP Wasabi will play, huh? Well, guess what? Your booking privileges are REVOKED! No longer can you change the card. You can’t put yourself in matches any more. Ahh… but that’s not all. [Paul Heyman smiles, and kicks Wasabi while he’s down] Prez Mike: Now, even when Prez Mike is away, Wasabi can’t play. Because Paul Heyman is the NEW EMF Commisioner!!!! [The crowd boos heavily as Wasabi tries to crawl away, but Heyman kicks him in the head again] Prez Mike: And your contract states that you must take orders from the commissioner. Not only that… But there is a clause in Heyman’s contract saying he can’t be fired by you, Wasabi. I hope you’ve learnt your lesson… Next time you get out of line, you’ll be in even more trouble. [Heyman kicks Wasabi one more time, and walks up to Prez Mike as “Ultrasonic Sound” by Hive plays. They shake hands and go backstage as Wasabi lays bloodied on the mat, and the EMF fades to black]

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

The EMF logo flashes over the screen as the Shockwave video starts, once it ends. We go into the arena where pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. Then the lights go on as fans hold their signs.

*We go to JR and The King, JR is tied up with his mouth shut*

King-I’ll never let you say that entrance again JR, *King spits water in JR’s face*

"Steelharts theme" blasts on the PA system as Steelhart walks to the ring

King-zzzzz...what...what...hey Steelhart is still here?

JR-It would seem so King

"JD's theme" blasts on the PA system

King-Man I hate newbies, they will never measure up to the greatness of the HoRdE

JR-...

[Steelhart and JD pace around the ring and then lock up, Steelhart pushes JD back to the ropes where the ref tells him to make a clean break. Steelhart slowly breaks up the lock up and then hits a hard clubbing blow to the chest of JD. JD holds on to the top rope and then Steelhart pulls him and hits him with yet another blow like the first one. Steelhart then whips JD to the ropes, JD bounces off the ropes and then Steelhart knocks him down with a hard clothesline. Steelhart then sees that JD is down for long enough. So he runs to the ropes and goes for a big elbow drop. But JD moves out of the way and Steelhart goes crashing into the mat. Steelhart gets up in pain and then JD gets up and then hits a few hard fists, but before he can start any type of a comeback. Steelhart cuts it short with a rake to the eyes. JD is now blinded. Steelhart stumbles around right into the waiting Steelhart who scoops up JD and then hits a body slam. Steelhart then takes a few steps back and then hits a quick fist drop. Knowing that won't finish off....well anyone other than RVT....Steelhart hits a few stomps on the downed JD and then stands up JD slowly. Steelhart then hits a few european uppter cuts to the ropes. JD is reeling on the ropes, Steelhart follows it up with a few more fist to make sure that JD is stunned enough. Steelhart then trys to whip JD to the ropes....and he does. JD bounces off the ropes Steelhart then uses JD's own momentum to throw him in the air and then hopefully to land on the ground. But instead JD turns this move into a drop kick on Steelhart, Steelhart stumbles back from this to the ropes and then grabs on to the ropes to prevent him from going down all the way. JD then gets up as soon as he can and then charges at Steelhart and then knocks him over the top rope with a clothesline over the top rope.]

JR-JD has turned this match around

King-JD doesn't have a chance.....well he better not. I have a lot of money riding on Steelhart!!

[JD then has to take a few moments to recover and then slowly climbs to the top rope. Steelhart is getting up on the outside. JD leaps off the turnbuckle and then knocks Steelhart down with a top rope cross body block to the outside. Though it also hurts JD some as well. But JD is able to get up after a few moments with some help from the barcade. Once JD's up, he sees that Steelhart is up one one knee and then knocks him over with a stiff kick to the face and Steelhart goes down on to the mat around the ring. JD then pulls up Steelhart and then scoops him up and then drops him on the barcade neck first. Steelhart stumbles back stunned and then JD rolls Steelhart into the ring. JD then climbs on the apron and then climbs to the top rope and waits for Steelhart to get back to his feet. JD gets ready to leap, but Steelhart then dives on the top rope shaking the ropes and then JD falls on the top rope. Steelhart then climbs to the top rope and trys for a super plex. But before he can hit it, JD hits a few punches to the ribs of Steelhart and gets him a bit stunned to push him off the top rope and send him crashing to the mat. Steelhart determinded to get the match back in his favor gets up quick and charges at JD. But JD is able to put his boot up and Steelhart goes into it stunning him on his feet. JD quickly hooks Steelhart and then hits a tornado DDT. Though he can't get into the cover right away, but once he does he doesn't hook the leg and then gets a 1............2...............kick out]

King-Hey you know this has been....well not Hardcore like yet

JR-I'm sure it will in a little while.

King-Good all this fair shit is pissing me off!

[JD slides to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair and then slides it into the ring. JD slides back into the ring and then waits for Steelhart to get back to his feet. Steelhart stumbles into the waiting JD who drives Steelhart into the chair with the "End is Neutral". JD goes into the cover and gets the 1............2...................3.]

*"Barbedwire Chris' music hits as he walks out from behind the curtain. Right behind him is Justin Franchize to the booing of the fans. The two men smile sadistically at the crowd as they walk down the rampway and roll into the ring. They talk to each other for a moment then stand waitng for The Dark Circle members to come out.*

JR: I'll tell you what king, Barbedwire Chris and Justin Franchize are two relentless sadistic talents.

King: What the f*ck are you talking about JR? Wait....f*ck.....f*ck....f*ck....What the f*ck is happening JR? I'm being censored. What in the bloody f*cking hell is going on? People are going to think I am f*ck*ng Ozzy Osbourne or something.

*JR hides his censoring remote from King's view.*

*"The Dark Circle's music hits as Ravage and Angelus Archer come walking out with the fans booing loudly. Angelus keeps his eyes staring forward coldly as Ravage looks on ready to fight. They walk down to the ring and look at each other. They slide in and keep watching Chris and Justin the whole time. Ravage steps out of the ring while at the same time Justin Franchize does also. Barbedwire Chris stares at Angelus Archer unfeared as the bell sounds.*

JR: I can't believe it I thought Angelus Archer was dead king. What in the hell is he doing here?

King: JR, look at your hat.

*JR takes his hat off.*

JR: BAH GAWD! SOMEBODY CARVED AA:TSL IN MY HAT!

King: Ah-ha! An Arkie the sniper is going to get you JR. Your Devil the sniper is after you!

*King hides his pocket knife from JR's view.*

[Barbedwire Chris locks up with Angelus Archer. Barbedwire breaks the lock up and ducks under Angelus' arms and hits a climb up wheelkick to the back of Angelus' head. Angelus stumbles forward as Chris quickly gets him in a snap suplex and follows up with some mounted punches. The referee catches the closed fists and breaks it up. The men get to their feet and Angelus gives a quick dropkick to Barbedwire Chris to knock him down. Angelus follows up with a headlock and holds tight. After a few seconds of wrenching the head, Angelus gives Chris a swinging neckbreaker. Angelus picked Chris up, but Chris broke free from Angelus' grip then grabbed him then whipped him chest first into the turnbuckle. Chris ran and leaped in giving Angelus a flying body splash in the corner. Chris picked up Angelus only to receive a chop to the stomach. Angelus gave Chris a Savate kick then gave him a quick standing clothesline. Angelus walked over and tagged in Ravage.]

JR: You know King, Angelus has a reputation of being a serial killer.

King: I know I have seen his hit list, Tony the Tiger, Tucan Sam, The Flinstones, and most recently the two faced mini frosted shredded wheat that we have all grown to love.

JR: What in the hell are you talking about?

King: As long as he doesn't get the Cheerio Bee. *Tear*

JR: I said Serial not Cereal.

King: No I think it is Cereal.

JR: Why do I even bother?

[As Ravage climbed through the ropes Chris rolled over and tagged in Justin Franchize. Ravage ran in and speared Justin Franchize to the ground. Ravage stood up and started stomping on Franchize. Ravage lifted Franchize up and picked him high above his head. He walked Franchize over to the ropes and dropped him with his neck onto the ropes. Franchize whipped back onto the mat. Ravage lifted him up again and threw him into the turnbuckle. Ravage climbed the turnbuckle and started punching Franchize in the head. On the ninth shot Franchize started bleeding. Franchize headbutted Ravage in the mid-section then powerbombed him from the top where Ravage was standing. Franchize jumped up onto the turnbuckle then leaped off hitting a knee drop to the chest onto Ravage. Ravage rolled over holding his chest as Franchize helped him up then gave him a self-spiked piledriver. Franchize allowed Ravage to get up then bounced off of the ropes only to be caught in a bear hug.]

JR: Franchize and Ravage are two dangerous men in the ring.

King: F*CK! D*mn it. This f*cking sucks. I can't swear.

JR: Go wash your bleeped mouth out with my Barbeque sauce.

[Franchize reached over Ravage's shoulder and made a blind tag with Barbedwire Chris. Chris stepped in and clipped Ravage from behind. Ravage dropped Franchize and went down. Franchize climbed out as Chris helped Ravage up and slammed his head into the turnbuckle. Chris hopped up onto the turnbuckle and grabbed Ravage's head. He spun him around for a tornado DDT, but Ravage threw Chris off of him and Chris hit the mat hard. Ravage picked Chris up and lifted him onto his shoulders then ran a short distance and hit a power slam. Ravage stood up and placed his foot across Chris' throat. The ref counted ...1...2...3...4...Ravage dropped a quick leg drop across the throat. Chris grabbed his throat as Ravage picked him up. Ravage picked him up in powerbomb formation but Chris got on Ravage's shoulders and started giving him right hands. Ravage fell backwards. Chris grabbed the legs and got a ...1...2...KICK OUT. Barbedwire Chris walked back over and tagged in Justin Franchize.]

JR: Wow, Barbedwire Chris the rookie and Ravage are putting on one hell of a show.

King: Where's Lizzy at?

JR: Don't even go there King. You are too old to handle her, she's rough.

King: No she couldn't handle the King!

JR: Ok Tiger.

King: Shhh, don't say Tiger, Angelus might confuse me with Tony the Tiger. Keep that on the Down Low.

[Ravage rolled over and stood up tagging Angelus Archer back in. Franchize and Angelus started trading blows. Angelus got the better of Franchize and whipped him into the turnbuckle. Angelus charged in and Franchize moved. Angelus ran into the turnbuckle again . Franchize grabbed Angelus' head and set him up for a revearse DDT, but instead lifted him up and gave him a revearse face buster. Angelus' head hit the ground first and it caused him to bust open bleeding. Franchize picked him up, but Angelus gave him a belly to belly suplex. Angelus gave grabbed Franchize's legs and slingshotted him into the turnbuckle. Franchize bounced off as the ring was getting bloody by the two busted open men. Angelus gave Franchize a drop toe hold. Angelus lifted Franchize up and picked him up with both hands in a choke hold, but Franchize kicked Angelus in the face. Franchize bounced off of the ropes and gave Angelus a running axe kick.]

JR: Now Angelus Archer and Justin Franchize are making this into a slobber knocker if I have ever seen one.

King: I'm not going anywhere near there, too much blood being spilled.

JR: This is like watching the Sooners whipe out some other team. Just leaves a lot of broken bodies.

[Franchize tagged in Barbedwire Chris. Franchize then ran over and clotheslined Ravage down as Angelus Archer turned around and got caught by Chris. Chris lifted him up and gave him a brainbuster. He made the cover ...1...2...3! Barbedwire Chris and Justin Franchize pick up the victory. They raise their arms in the air and head to the back.]

JR: I don't believe it. Barbedwire Chris and Justin Franchize picked up the victory.

King: It wasn't f*cking easy. D*MN IT JR WHAT IN THE H*LL IS GOING ON! I c*n n*t s*y a d*mn th*ng. Who is do*ng th*s?!

JR: *Shrugs*.

[The EMF tron lights up with Raptor sitting in his locker room, looking at pictures of various EMF superstars, with one Tag belt on the couch behind him and the other tag belt over his shoulder]

King: Do you reckon he’s picked a tag partner yet, JR?

JR: Who knows?

[Raptor picks up a picture of Wes, groans, and puts it down. He picks up a picture of Ashlee, and turns it over as soon as he realizes who it is. He picks up a picture of Wasabi, and throws it to the ground, trying not to think about it. The door opens, and there stands the Couch]

The Couch: Raptor, I was wondering if I could ask you about your situation with the tag titles?

Raptor: I’m stuck. There isn’t one goddamn person in this fed who isn’t aligned with a stable! Dark Circle, Technical Power, BB/Primetime, the wWo, so on!

The Couch: So what are you going to do?

Raptor: I’m going to have to call in some outside help…

[He pulls out a cellphone and dials a number as the EMF tron fades back to the arena]

JR: Who could it be?

King: Aww I can’t wait to find out!

[“Oh Hell Yeah” hits the PA system as Wes Ikeda walks out onto the stage to a mixed reaction.]

JR: Looks like it’s time for the Extreme championship match!

King: Hey did Kiel Hardy win at Payback?

JR: Yeah, why?

King: I fell asleep as soon as his music hit.

[“Technical Power’s theme” hits the PA system as Intruder comes out, accompanied by Trish Stratus]

King: WOOAH!

JR: Since when were you a Intruder fan?

King: *Angrily* Screw Intruder! *Drooling* And screw Trish too….

[“Dark Circle’s theme” plays as Kevin Nash walks out from behind the curtain]

King: Where’s the old man’s walking stick gone?

[As Nash is walking down the ramp, Kiel Hardy runs out from behind him and hits him over the head with a trash can. Intruder is about to run at the action, but Wes spins him around and nails him with a hard right fist, as Nash rolls down the ramp. Wes steps over the body of Intruder and jumps out of the ring, onto Kevin Nash, who is still reeling from the garbage can shot. Kiel picks up Wes after the highflying move, and drags him up to the stage by the hair. He smashes Wes’ head into the steel stage, as Intruder finally steps up, and starts running up the ramp. But Kevin Nash trips Intruder up as he passes him, and starts beating intruder while he’s down. Wes is still down on the stage, and Kiel starts beating on him. But Nash comes up behind Kiel and throws him off the stage. Nash starts picking Wes up, but Intruder runs up from behind Nash and smashes him with a big club fist. Nash falls onto the stage, knocking Wes over with him. Intruder picks up Wes, and goes for the powerbomb… but Wes reverses, and flips Intruder onto Kevin Nash! The two men are lying down as Wes looks in shock.]

JR: Wow, What a move!

King: Why are you saying that? This match isn’t simmed!

JR: Meh, I felt like it. Oh, did I mention the World Wrestling Federation is the number 1 show on television?

King: SHUT UP! Hey, where’s Kiel Hardy gone?

[Wes turns around to get Nash, but Kiel comes running out from backstage, he obviously must have gone underneath the set. He smashes Wes with a chair, and Wes falls on top of Intruder and Nash. Kiel gets a strange look on his face… And starts climbing the stage… He reaches his jumping point… and Jumps! But Intruder and Wes jump out of the way, leaving Nash to get landed on! Nash gets smashed into the steel set, while Wes throws Intruder of the stage. Wes sneaks up behind Kiel, who is still reeling from the high-risk move, takes a run up, and throws Kiel through the mini-tron near the curtain, wrecking the screen!]

JR: ooooh, Prez Mike won’t be happy… They just wrecked his screen.

King: Who cares, as long as they get this match over with, I’m happy!

[Wes turns around, breathing heavily, looking for his opponents. All he sees is Kevin Nash, because Kiel went through the screen and Intruder went off the stage. He goes for the pin. 1…2… Kick Out! Wes picks up the chair Keil Hardy left by, and starts smashing Kevin Nash with it…. 1…2…3…4…5 chair shots! He goes for the pin again… 1…2…3!]

JR: Wes is the new extreme champion!!!!!

King: Oh no… NO! WES? EXTREME? What the hell?

[Wes salutes the crowd and goes backstage, as the EMF tron lights up with Raptor on the cell phone holding the tag titles…]

Raptor: Next week? Are you sure? ………. Okay, well, you think about it. I hope you come to a decision, man, because I need a partner. ………………… All right. ………. I’m sure the fans can’t wait to see you again too. ………Bye now.

[He hangs up, looks at his tag titles, and smiles as the EMF tron fades back to the arena]

JR - This match is a Standard Match for the EMF World Championship title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the EMF World Championship title belt, Punisher!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Punisher comes to the ring. ]

JR - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, a member of Dark Circle, Jarred!!! (crowd boos ****)

["Break You" by Drowning Pool plays as Jarred comes to the ring ]

JR - introducing third, weighing in at 225 pounds, Steve Hiroko!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Steve Hiroko walks to the ring. ]

JR - And finally, weighing in at 185 pounds, from Melbourne, Australia, the leader of the wWo, Wasabi!!! (crowd cheers ********)

["Raise Up" by Saliva plays as Wasabi comes to the ring. Steve Hiroko gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Punisher. Jarred tests out the ropes. Steve Hiroko executes a pumphandle suplex on Wasabi. Wasabi walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Jarred punches Wasabi repeatedly. Wasabi hits a koppo kick on Jarred. Wasabi measures Jarred up and drops a closed fist. Wasabi moves back to his feet. Wasabi rakes his fingers across Jarred's back. Wasabi Kicks Jarred in the gut, Wes doubles over with pain, Wasabi runs around him then kicks his as Wasabi climbs to his feet. Wasabi measures Jarred up and drops a closed fist. Wasabi measures Jarred up and drops a closed fist. Now Wasabi standing. Jarred is back on his feet. Jarred kicks Wasabi in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. ]

King - Wasabi is getting the crap kicked out of him!

[Jarred knees Wasabi and rolls back to his feet. Jarred connects with a flying knee. Wasabi goes down. Jarred goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Wasabi escapes. ]

JR - Not even close!

[Now Wasabi standing. Wasabi uppercuts Jarred. Jarred executes the jumping sidekick on Wasabi. Wasabi gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jarred. Now Jarred standing. Jarred executes a corkscrew legdrop on Wasabi. Jarred is back on his feet. Jarred measures Wasabi up and drops a closed fist. Jarred stands up. Jarred goes for a pin. Tim White counts. ...1 ...2 Steve Hiroko attacks Jarred stopping the count. ]

King - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Wasabi.

[Jarred pins Wasabi against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Wasabi goes for a spear but Jarred dodges the attack. Wasabi grabs Jarred by the balls and twists!!! Wes screams with pain as his scrotum tears! The referee is checking the situation. ... Jarred is fighting the hold. ... Wasabi breaks the hold. Wasabi uses a swinging DDT to plant Jarred's head into the mat. Wasabi is back on his feet. Wasabi drags Jarred to the floor. ]

King - Those idiots will be counted out!

[Tim White starts the count (.1) (..2) Wasabi fist drops Jarred on the floor. Wasabi gets back to his feet. (...3) Wasabi executes a huge gutbuster on Jarred. (....4) Wasabi fist drops Jarred on the floor. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Wasabi fist drops Jarred on the mat. Wasabi climbs to his feet. Wasabi hits a koppo kick on Jarred. Steve Hiroko chops Jarred. Steve Hiroko double underhook faceslams Jarred hard to the Jarred. Now Jarred standing. Jarred leg lariats Steve Hiroko, sending him to the mat. Jarred and Steve Hiroko go to the floor Tim White starts the count (.1) Jarred knee drops Steve Hiroko. Jarred climbs to his feet. (..2) (...3) Steve Hiroko gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jarred. Jarred gets back to his feet. (....4) Jarred measures Steve Hiroko up and drops a closed fist. Jarred gets up. Steve Hiroko goes for a cross-body block but Jarred dodges the attack. They head back into the ring. ]

King – Jarred’s so stupid he'll get pinned at the ring.

[Wasabi springboard DDT's Jarred onto the mat! Now Wasabi standing. Wasabi rakes his fingers across Jarred's back. Wasabi uppercuts Jarred. Jarred legsweeps Wasabi. Jarred hits Wasabi with the back of his elbow. Jarred grabs Wasabi by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Jarred hits Wasabi with a heart punch. Wasabi is back on his feet. Wasabi Kicks Jarred in the gut, Wes doubles over with pain, Wasabi runs around him then kicks his as Wasabi moves back to his feet. Wasabi executes a huge gutbuster on Jarred. Wasabi fist drops Jarred on the mat. Wasabi gets back to his feet. Wasabi executes a huge gutbuster on Jarred. Wasabi goes for a pin. Referee Tim White makes the count. ...1 Jarred kicks out. Steve Hiroko slingshot elbow drops Punisher. Punisher gets hit with the shooting star press from Steve Hiroko. Tim White counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Wasabi attacks Steve Hiroko stopping the count. ]

King - Steve Hiroko almost won the match!

[Steve Hiroko locks Punisher in the kneebar. The referee is checking the situation. ... Steve Hiroko tightens the hold. ... Punisher trys to escape. ... ... Wasabi attacks Steve Hiroko breaking the hold. ]

JR - My God!! What a match!

[Steve Hiroko hits a jumping elbow hrust on Punisher. Punisher gets back to his feet. Punisher executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Steve Hiroko. Punisher hits Steve Hiroko with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Steve Hiroko moves back to his feet. Punisher gives Steve Hiroko a reverse neckbreaker. Now Punisher standing. Steve Hiroko is back on his feet. Steve Hiroko hits a dragon suplex on Punisher. Punisher gets locked in the double chicken wing. The referee is checking the situation. ... Punisher is fighting the hold. ... ... Punisher trys to escape. Steve Hiroko breaks the hold. They lockup. Steve Hiroko sends Punisher to the corner of the ring. Steve Hiroko gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Punisher comes over and smashes Steve Hiroko's head into it. Punisher nails Steve Hiroko with a belly-to-back suplex. Punisher moves back to his feet. Steve Hiroko is up again. Punisher chops Steve Hiroko. Punisher hits Wasabi with the double arm DDT into the mat. Now Punisher standing. Punisher covers Wasabi hooking the leg. Tim White counts. ...1 ...2 Jarred attacks Punisher stopping the count. Wasabi gets up. Punisher puts a knee to Wasabi's back and pulls hims arms back. Tim White is checking for a tap out. ... Wasabi is fighting the hold. ... ... Steve Hiroko attacks Punisher breaking the hold. ]

King - I wish every match could be like this!

[Punisher goes for a side slam but Wasabi dodges the attack. Wasabi gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Now Wasabi standing. Wasabi hits a koppo kick on Punisher. Wasabi fist drops Punisher on the mat. Wasabi gets back to his feet. Wasabi fist drops Punisher on the mat. Wasabi stands up. Wasabi fist drops Punisher on the mat. Wasabi stands up. Wasabi fist drops Punisher on the mat. Now Wasabi standing. Punisher is up again. Punisher gives Wasabi the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. Punisher rolls onto Wasabi connecting with a knee. Wasabi is back on his feet. Wasabi uppercuts Punisher. Wasabi rakes his fingers across Punisher's back. Punisher rakes the face of Wasabi in attempt to make a come back. Punisher knifehand chops Wasabi. Punisher executes a headlock takedown. Wasabi moves back to his feet. Wasabi Kicks Punisher in the gut, Wes doubles over with pain, Wasabi runs around him then kicks his as Wasabi is up again. Wasabi measures Punisher up and drops a closed fist. Jarred dropkicks Punisher to the face. Jarred gets up. Jarred with a headscissors takeover on Steve Hiroko. Jarred sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

King - This is how wrestling should be!

[Jarred kicks Steve Hiroko in the stomach. Jarred executes a corkscrew legdrop on Steve Hiroko. ]

King - corkscrew legdrop!

[Jarred climbs to his feet. Steve Hiroko gets back to his feet. Steve Hiroko executes a huge gutbuster on Jarred. They lockup. Steve Hiroko sends Jarred to the corner of the ring. Steve Hiroko is hit with a backward kick. Steve Hiroko with a takeover suplex on Jarred. Steve Hiroko is up again. Jarred climbs to his feet. Steve Hiroko hits a frog splash on Punisher. Steve Hiroko is up again. Steve Hiroko puts Punisher in the double armbar submission. Tim White asks Punisher if he quits. ... ... ... Punisher is fighting the hold. ... Wasabi attacks Steve Hiroko breaking the hold. Steve Hiroko hits a frog splash on Punisher. Steve Hiroko climbs to his feet. Jarred gets sidewalk slammed by Steve Hiroko. Now Jarred standing. Steve Hiroko and Jarred go to the floor Tim White starts the count (.1) Steve Hiroko bounces Jarred off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Steve Hiroko chants start. Steve Hiroko uses a snap mare takeover on Jarred. They head back into the ring.

[Suddenly… “Ultrasonic Sound” by Hive plays as all 4 wrestlers freeze and snap their heads towards the stage.]

JR: What the hell?

King: Whose music is that?!?

JR: It’s not familiar!!!!

[As Paul Heyman walks out onto the stage, smiling]

JR: But that face is familiar!

King: PAUL HEYMAN!? Please… No bingo halls… PLEASE!

[Heyman slowly walks down to the ring, while the 4 wrestlers watch on in disbelief. Jarred attacks Hiroko, hoping to get the advantage… but they both fall over the ropes, leaving Wasabi and Punisher in the ring. Punisher grabs a chair, and hits Wasabi over the head… But the Ref didn’t see it, because of Paul Heyman! Heyman jumps down, and the ref turns around and counts the pin…]

[1… 2… 3!]

JR: Punisher has won this match thanks to interference from Paul Heyman!

King: What the hell is he doing here, that’s what I want to know!

[Punisher shakes hands with Heyman and walks to the back, as Heyman walks into the ring… and “Iron Man” plays as Prez Mike comes out onto the stage]

JR: Oh I should of guessed he would have something to do with this…

King: Wasabi put himself in the world title match while the Prez was gone… He should have known something would happen.

[Prez Mike smiles at Wasabi who is down on the mat, bleeding, with Paul Heyman shouting stuff at him]

Prez Mike: Oh yes, Wasabi… You thought you were so smart, didn’t you? While the Prez is away, VP Wasabi will play, huh? Well, guess what? Your booking privileges are REVOKED! No longer can you change the card. You can’t put yourself in matches any more. Ahh… but that’s not all.

[Paul Heyman smiles, and kicks Wasabi while he’s down]

Prez Mike: Now, even when Prez Mike is away, Wasabi can’t play. Because Paul Heyman is the NEW EMF Commisioner!!!!

[The crowd boos heavily as Wasabi tries to crawl away, but Heyman kicks him in the head again]

Prez Mike: And your contract states that you must take orders from the commissioner. Not only that… But there is a clause in Heyman’s contract saying he can’t be fired by you, Wasabi. I hope you’ve learnt your lesson… Next time you get out of line, you’ll be in even more trouble.

[Heyman kicks Wasabi one more time, and walks up to Prez Mike as “Ultrasonic Sound” by Hive plays. They shake hands and go backstage as Wasabi lays bloodied on the mat, and the EMF fades to black]