EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the Shockwave video. The lights are already turned on after it goes into the Shockwave arena, and doesn't scan the crowd, rather we go straight into action.

Bad, Bad Man hits, and John Cena comes out to the ring carrying his two championship belts and a microphone. He gets in the ring, ignoring the boos, and addresses the crowd.)

Cena: "Well... if it isn't the man who single handidly DESTROYED the group known as JAM at Payback! I personally was able to take care of all three... and ensure their life was a living hell. I made sure Maria and Jackie were left out-cold after they tried to destroy my Natasha... and I was able to defeat Amy... completely changing her life as she knows it. But... I didn't do it ALL alone. I did in fact have an accomplice... someone who you all thought was gone... but he came back to kill another legend at Payback! Actually... I wouldn't call Jackie a legend... but anyway.... let me let me introduce to all of you.... the Legend Killer... who just took a break from killing legends to take out Jackie for me.... Randy Orton!"

("Burn in my light" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks out on the stage, and he does his LEGENDARY pose as pyro rains out from the stage in back. He continues down the ring, and steps into the ring, he goes over gets a microphone as his music stops. The crowd starts booing.)

.::Randy Orton::.-Keep booing me people, because it's not going to amount to anything. Because at Payback, the Legend Killer tour rolled into Miami, Florida to see what. A woman...that's right Jackie Gayda. Now John is right, Jackie isn't exactly a legend. But she does have some glofied accomplishments. Although, that hasn't stopped me before, after all...in my debut here in the EMF I killed a legendary computer nerd. I know everyone knows who I'm talking about. But that's not why I did what I did at Payback. You see, I have been watching the EMF lately, I have been seeing three women....women known as JAM. Now as attractive as these women are.....except for Jackie of course *crowd boo's*. Oh come on, have you see her face, I think the only thing that Christian has right is the only way she would have a chance with anyone, much less the Legend Killer is if she put a bag on her head. Anyways, as I was SAYING, as attractive as these women are...they have been biting off more than they can chew. True maybe it wasn't their choice, maybe it's because everyone that is and was in that locker room, or lurking around are complete cowards. But they failed to realize one thing, they are all women. They failed to realize their place. Really, all three of them should be in the kitchen...PREGNANT and cooking Cena's and my dinner. They had no right being in the spotlight as they have been the past year. So I started the downfall of JAM by RKOing Jackie, disfiguring that already disfigured face, and having her be defeated by Natasha Jones. Now Jackie, while it's very embarrassing that you got beat by the women who took your husband in the first place. All because of the three most powerful letters in the industry...R....K....O. Jackie, consider yourself lucky. John here could have gotten a man who would completely destroy you, the industrutable killing machine that has every right to destroy any woman that gets in his way....that's right, you guessed it...the mighty Karate Master...ERIC BISCHOFF! You are lucky, LUCKY that Cena didn't get him. Instead you got a mercy killing Jackie, you...just like Amy Jericho were fighting a war you couldn't win. I doubt you will be able to show your face here in the EMF again. Not only because you lost to your former cleaning lady. That is all well and embarrassing, but that is nothing compared to how bad you must feel with what you brought on Amy Jericho. Oh yeah, it's all your fault that she's now in Cena's control, it's all your fault. Had you not been so SELFISH to only care about your career, rather than to be more than willing to "lay down" for John Cena. Then maybe Cena wouldn't have cheated on you with Natasha. Then your dear friend might not be in Cena's control as she is, having to clean his toilet and all that crap. That knowledge is something that I know is going to destroy you more than the damage that the RKO did to you. John you are right....it wasn't for "killing the legend of Jackie", it was for killing legendary MYTH that three women had any chance of beating John Cena.

Cena: "Orton is... of course right about everything. Jackie... maybe if you had been more careful... none of this would have happened. But... even after the affair... even after you found out... even after I had two children by different women and we were going through divorce... you STILL thought you could get the last laugh. You still formed a team along with Amy and Maria... gave yourself a shitty little name... and clung to the idea you might destroy me. Numerous times your buddies came through for you... whether it was helping you to defy the odds and keep the Women's Championship... or whether is was testifying against me in the divorce hearing. But none of it matters anymore does it Jackie? Amy? Maria? All three of you now know you failed. Amy.... testifying... good job... 60%.. Cena loses his house well done! Only... now thanks to the greatness of Payback, I very much still have my house... and you will be all too familir with it soon! Maria... I bought you to EMF. I put on the map and why? I guess I liked you in WWE and thought you'd be an asset. But you turned your back on me... you betrayed me and joined Amy... and you aided Jackie... and now you got put right back in your place! Ok... maybe not pregnant in the kitchen.. but you were laying flat on your back! And then there's Jackie... clinging to the title just to annoy me.... defying the odds time and time again. Only this time... sensationally... AGAINST ALL ODDS... you lost! And you better believe... it was the biggest loss of your life! All three of you have been in my way... and for a long time I tried to teach you a lesson... and last week... it finally sunk in. You all learnt that Payback... is a bitch! Word Lyfe!"

("Bad, Bad Man" blasts on the PA system as the crowd boo's Orton and Cena heavily.)

("Hash's theme" blasts on the PA system as Hash walks to the ring, and he steps into the ring)

JR-Hash hasn't had the best of luck.

King-Well…he's stepping into a ring he doesn't thinks exists.

Kris Gaffney-It's like we don't exist…

("TTT's theme" blasts on the PA system as TTT walks to the ring, along side Candice Michelle.)

King-Poor Candice…

JR-why you say that?

Kris Gaffney-He thinks TTT's going to crush her one of these days.

[Hash and TTT get in each other's face. Although for some reason Hash still isn't believing that he is in a wrestling ring. But he's learning more and more this is reality, and looks more serious. TTT takes a swing at Hash, Hash being the more experienced of the two is able to duck out of the way and TTT turns around and Hash hits a few forearm shots to the face and Hash whips TTT to the ropes, and then TTT comes off of the ropes and comes off of the ropes. Hash goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by TTT who continues to the other side of the ring. TTT comes off of the other side of the ring and then ring. Hash lowers his head, and then TTT is able to counter it with a kick to the face. Hash pops up in pain, and TTT knocks down Hash with a big forearm shot to the face. Hash stumbles up to his feet as TTT looks for a running big boot. But Hash ducks under, and hits a drop kick into the leg that takes down TTT to one knee. Hash knowing that he needs to continue to chop down TTT runs to the ropes, and then comes off of the ropes. TTT grabs Hash by the throat as he looks like he is going to lift him up into a choke slam. But it's countered with a kick to the gut, and this doubles over TTT. Hash is able to counter this with an arm breaker TTT looks like he is in pain. Hash kicks a few kicks into the arm and goes up to the top rope and waits there. Hash leaps off and hits a double axe handle on the shoulder of TTT. But TTT isn't going down just yet, Hash goes to the outside, and climbs to the top rope once again and waits for TTT to get up. TTT stumbles to his feet, and Hash leaps off of the top rope and jumps. But suddenly TTT catches him by the neck.]

JR-Hash went to the well one too many times.

King-He needs to be smarter!

Kris Gaffney-…..

King-I know…I know…

[TTT grabs Hash by the throat, and picks him up in a double handed choke and hits a double handed sit down choke slam into the cover and gets the 1…………2…….kick out by Hash. TTT takes a few moments to rest, and hits a few stomps on the downed Hash who is trying to get to his feet, and then TTT stumbles to his feet and Hash stumbles to his feet and into the corner, and sags in the corner. TTT goes into the corner and tebn hts a few knee lifts into the corner. TTT takes Hash and whips him out of the corner, and then Hash bounces out of the corner and TTT hits a back body drop and Hash crashes into the mat below. Hash is in a lot of pain, as he stumbles up to his feet, and then picks up Hash and drops him with a side walk slam and goes into the cover, and gets the 1………2………..kick out by Hash. TTT grabs by the hair, and brings him up and hits a head butt. TTT stumbles back to the ropes, and TTT hits a clothesline over the ropes and Hash falls to the floor. TTT steps over the top rope, and waits on the apron as Hash is slowly getting to his feet. TTT leaps off, and hits a double axe hand across the back. Hash goes down to the mat, TTT pulls him up and puts him on his shoulder and walks over to the steel steps and hits a snake eyes on the steel steps. Hash bounces off of the steps, TTT takes Hash and rolls him into the ring. TTT goes into the ring, as Hash is trying to get to his feet. Hash stumbles up as TTT holds his hand up ready for a choke slam. TTT grabs ahold of Hash's neck, and tries to lift, but Hash counters with a kick to the gut and gets out of the grip of TTT. Hash goes to the ropes. TTT counters with a big boot to the face that takes him down.]

("CJ Lethal's theme" blasts on the PA system as CJ Lethal walks to the ring, and steps into the ring.)

JR-It's good to see CJ once again

King-Wonder if he still thinks that Cena is afraid of him?

Kris Gaffney-Well…Cena said he's not.

("Troy's theme" blasts on the PA system as Troy walks to the ring, and steps inside the ring.)

JR-Troy is looking to recover after losing to Muhammad Hassan

King-AAAHHAHAHAHA

Kris Gaffney-Davari must have took over his body..

("My Way" blasts on the PA system as Rage walks to the ring with Mickie James.)

JR-Here is another return that's great to see.

King-Yeah, I missed Mickie too.

Kris Gaffney-Not sure that's what he meant…but then again JR would mark for a MDK return.

[CJ Lethal, Rage, and Troy face off in different corners. They don’t look like their moving, suddenly something is said between Rage and Troy. They slowly turn to the biggest man in the match CJ Lethal and they try to double team him. But CJ Lethal hits a head butt stunning Rage. Troy is able to get a clubbing blow from behind, CJ Lethal turns around and Troy thinking he has CJ Lethal stunned goes for another blow, but it's blocked and turned into another head butt that takes down Troy. Troy is down on the mat, it seems for some reason that CJ Lethal wants to focus on Troy. CJ Lethal pulls up Troy, who seemly was more effected by the head butt. Suddenly Troy comes back alive, and pokes CJ Lethal in the eyes, and then CJ Lethal is blinded. Suddenly Rage comes out of no where and chops blocks the back of CJ Lethal's legs. CJ Lethal's legs buckle and Rage and Troy look at each other for moment after they get to their feet, and suddenly they start to throw fist after fist against CJ Lethal. CJ Lethal stumbles back to the ropes, and CJ Lethal gets double whipped off of the ropes and he comes off of the ropes. Rage and Troy are able to hit a double flap jack on CJ Lethal. Troy and Rage wait for CJ Lethal to get up to his feet, and then hits a clothesline that takes him over the top rope and down to the arena floor. Before he can do anything Rage comes from behind Troy and school boy's Troy and gets the 1…….2……..kick out. Troy gets up, and then Rage hits a few fists to the face Rage tries to whip Troy to the ropes, and does. Troy bounces off the ropes, Troy lowers his head, and goes for a back body drop. But it's countered with a swinging neck breaker. Rage goes down to the mat, Troy gets up and runs to the ropes and hits a big slash into the cover, and gets the 1…………….2…….kick out by Rage, Troy can't believe it.]

JR-It's going to take a lot more than that to get the job done on Rage

King-It comes with experience, like when X-Pac became a leader

Kris Gaffney-….

[Troy rolls out of the ring, and climbs to the top rope and goes for an elbow off of the top rope. But Rage moves out of the way, both wrestlers are down. They start to get up, Troy stumbles into Rage, Rage takes down Troy with a double leg take down and then Rage points Troy over to the turnbuckle. Rage hits a catapault on Troy to the ropes. Troy goes flying into the ropes and actually hits CJ Lethal who unlikely for him falls off and hits his face against the steel steps. Troy stumbles back and then Rage stocks Troy, and hits a t-bone suplex into a pin and gets the 1…………..2……….kick out by Troy. Rage looks…inraged, he stomps on the downed Troy. Rage hits a few fists to the face and whips him off of the ropes and he comes off of the ropes and Rage buries a fist into the gut and doubles over Troy. Rage hooks Troy and then hits a Russian leg sweep into the cover and he gets the 1…………2……….kick out by Troy. Rage just shakes his head at the game new comer. Troy gets into the corner, and Rage hits a few fists to the face and tries to whip him to the opposite side of the ring. But it's reversed by Troy, Rage goes into the corner. Troy goes for a splash into the corner, but before he can hit the move. Rage moves out of the way and Troy goes into the corner hard. Troy stumbles out of the corner and then Rage takes him down with a double leg take down. Rage turns around, and hits another catapault. Only this one goes into the top turnbuckle, Troy looks like he hit hard, and falls to the mat. Rage looks around, and says that this match is over.]

JR-It look like Rage has had enough of his opponents.

King-I wish it was as easy to get rid of you JR... [Troy stumbles up to his feet, Rage hits a few fists to the face and Rage tries to whip Troy off of the ropes. But it's reversed by Troy. Rage comes off of the ropes and catches Troy with the SIST. CJ Lethal tries to get into the ring, Rage hits a forearm shot to the face of Lethal who falls on the apron, and Rage goes into the cover and gets the 1.........2.....3]

JR-What an impressive win by the returning Rage!

("For whom the bell tolls" blasts on the PA system as Rex walks to the ring, he steps into the ring and does a few taunts.)

JR-Rex is very talented, but he doesn't seem to like many of the staff members.

King-He won't be mad for long…how could you stay mad at Amy.

Kris Gaffney-I know what you mean.

*King and Kris stare into space as they have the same idea of why you can't stay angry at Amy*

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks to the ring with Ashley.)

JR-Punk has impressed a lot of people.

King-College scouts or EMF people??

Kris Gaffney- You know he's not even varsity basketball team…I'm guessing he means EMF people.

("Bad, Bad Man" blasts on the PA system as John Cena walks out of the ring.)

John Cena-Whoa, wait a minute here. First off, before this match gets going. I just realized how completely boring this match is...first off you got a man who can't even make his varsity High School basketball team, and you got a guy named Rex who think he's REALLY something special. So I figured if Rex really believes something special. In honor of me single handlely defeating JAM in one night *crowd boos*, I'm going to give you people something. If Rex thinks he is something special, then let's see if he can beat this drop out in under 5 minutes. If he can do that, then Rex truly deserves to be the #1 contender for the TV title....if not...then I guess Punk is.

[Rex looks like he's upset, as it can be understood that he should be, but with that distraction MxMxPunk comes from behind and school boy's Rex. Punk gets the 1………….2………kick out. Rex gets up angry, and he charges at Punk. Punk ducks under and he goes to the ropes, and spring boards off of the ropes and tries to hit a back elbow. But Rex is able to counter it with a clothesline on Punk as he flies through the air. Punk goes down hard, Rex hits a few stomps on the downed Punk. MxMxPunk tries to get up using the ropes. But Rex uses this chance to choke Punk with the ropes, and then he back away before the count gets to 5…in fact it only gets to 3. Seems that Rex doesn't want to waste time, Rex takes Punk out of the ropes and whips Punk off of the ropes. Rex bounces off of the ropes, and then Rex lowers his head and hits a back body drop to MxMxPunk. Punk goes flying through the air and lands hard on his back. He is in a sitting position. Rex backs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes and then hits a drop kick to the back. Punk goes down to the mat, Rex goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………..2……..kick out by Punk. Rex gets up, and can't believe that didn't get him the three. Not wanting to waist time, he does put Punk back into the sitting position. Then he measures up Punk, and hits akick to the back. Punk is in pain, Rex pulls up Punk and sets him up, and hits a germen suplex with a bridge and gets the 1…………….2…….kick out Rex shakes his head, a bit angry. Rex pulls MxMxpunk up to his feet, and pushes him into the corner and hits a few shoulder blocks to the gut. Punk is in pain with everyone that is hit. Rex whips Punk to the opposite side of the ring, and then charges into the corner, and goes for another running shoulder block into the corner. But Punk moved out of the way and Rex goes into the ring post.]

JR-Rex was rushing to hit that move, and he made mistake.

King-Well, do you blame him? He is trying to beat the clock here.

Kris Gaffney- Cena's gone power crazy.

[Punk takes a few moments to rest, and then himself out of the corner and turns around into the corner. Punk hits a few fists to the face and brings him out of the corner and whips him to the ropes, but it's reversed Punk bounces off of the ropes and comes off the ropes. Rex goes for a blind clothesline. Punk goes to the other side of the ring, and comes off of the ropes and MxMx Punk hits a flying back elbow to the face of Rex, Rex goes down to the mat. Rex stumbles to his feet, and Punk hits a few forearm shots to the face as Rex reels back on the ropes. Punk puts Rex into a front face lock, and lifts him up and puts him on the top rope. Punk takes a few moments, and goes to the outside and climbs to the top rope and jumps off and hits a leg drop across the back of the head and bringing Rex inside the ring and Punk goes into the cover and gets the 1…………2………kick out. MxMxPunk gets up and hits a leg drop across the face of Rex, Punk waits for Rex to get up. Rex stumbles to his feet and right into MxMxPunk who lifts up Rex and hits a back breaker on Rex. Punk thinks about his next move, and decides to try to finish this match off. He crawls towards the nearest corner and climbs up to the top rope, he leaps off for the cross over. But Rex moves out of the way at the last second, and Rex goes crashes into the mat.]

JR-No one home for MxMxPunk.

King-Do you know the time?

Kris Gaffney-No…how are we keeping time on this anyways…

[Punk and Rex are down, Punk is on all fours and suddenly Rex rolls up Punk in an Oklahoma roll for the 1…………2……..3]

(Rex is celebrating, suddenly a voice can be heard from John Cena who was watching on the ramp.)

John Cena-Yo....wait a minute there, I'm sorry Rex, I completely forgot to tell you...that you had a minute left to beat Punk. So while you did win the match....I'm sorry to inform you that Punk is the #1 contender for the TV title anyways. You see...it's been six minute oh well...you win some, you some, you lose some..Word lyfe

("Mr. Kennedy" blasts on the PA system as Ken Kennedy walks to the ring, he steps inside the cage and does his ring announcer thing.)

JR-Although he is STILL the extreme champion, Dewey Pond gave Ken Kennedy all he can handle and more.

King-Brother!

Kris Gaffney- It hasn't been the best few weeks, Kennedy seemed somewhat off his game at Payback

("All the things she said" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring with Jocey Camp.)

JR-Here comes the #1 contender for the IC title.

Kris Gaffney-Thanks to Kennedy screwing up, he has that chance.

King-Well…no one can say he's not getting opportunities.

[Marc Mead and Ken Kennedy face off in the middle of the ring, instead of trying to test strength which Marc Mead is likely to lose most everytime, Ken Kennedy hits a slap backing Marc Mead. Ken Kennedy goes for a fist to the face and then Marc Mead ducks it, and Ken Kennedy turns around and gets hit with a few fists to the face and Ken Kennedy stumbles back to the ropes and then Marc Mead tries to whip him off of the ropes. But it's reversed by Ken Kennedy, Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes. Ken Kennedy goes for a clothesline as Marc Mead makes his way back, but Marc Mead ducks under and stops as Ken Kennedy turns around, Marc Mead hits a drop kick that takes down Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy stumbles up stunned, Marc Mead takes Ken Kennedy and bounces him off of the side of the cage. Ken Kennedy stumbles back and Marc Mead kicks him in the gut and then hits a DDT on Ken Kennedy and goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………….2……….kick out by Ken Kennedy. Marc Mead hits a few stomps on downed Ken Kennedy and Marc Mead is hold to back off a little bit. Marc Mead waits a few seconds as he lets Ken Kennedy up. Ken Kennedy stumbles to his feet, Marc Mead kicks Ken Kennedy in the gut, and then Marc Mead puts his leg up like he's trying to do a fame asser, but Ken Kennedy gets up and flips Marc Mead on to his feet. Ken Kennedy goes for a clothesline. But Marc Mead ducks and goes for a hanging reverse neck breaker on Ken Kennedy. Marc Mead tries to hit it, but Ken Kennedy is able to spin around in Marc Mead's' graps and Ken Kennedy tries to push Marc Mead off of the move and . Marc Mead goes to the ropes, but then Marc Mead jumps up is able to hit a blow to the ribs. Ken Kennedy belly to back suplex's Marc Mead off of the cage.]

JR-Marc tried to get out of the ring, but wasn't quite successful

King-Oh well….he was told by Amy to keep trying…and never give up.

Kris Gaffney-That's a painful lesson…

[Marc Mead and Ken Kennedy are down on the mat, obviously that took a lot out of both individuals. After a time, Ken Kennedy gets over to where Marc Mead is, and throws an over the downed Ken Kennedy and gets the 1………………2………..kick out by Ken Kennedy. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and then they start to get up to their feet. Marc Mead is using the ropes to get up. Ken Kennedy runs at Marc Mead, but Mead counters with a drop toe hold that sends Ken Kennedy down to the second ring rope. His neck snapping off of the second rope, and stumbling up towards where Marc Mead is waiting and Marc Mead hits a belly to belly suplex. Both wrestlers are once again down, but seemly that Marc Mead is starting to gain his second wind as he rolls to the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. He waits on the top rope, Ken Kennedy stumbles to his feet and then Marc Mead jumps off of the top rope and catches Ken Kennedy with a flying cross body block. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………2………..kick out by Ken Kennedy. Marc Mead looks at the ref thinking that was a slow count. Ken Kennedy goes to the corner, and tries to rest. Marc Mead tries to keep the pressure on Ken Kennedy and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest, and he whips Kennedy to the other side of the ring, and he charges into the corner. Marc Mead goes for a big splash, but Ken Kennedy moves out of the way. Ken Kennedy moves out of the way, Marc Mead crashes and Ken Kennedy takes down with a double leg take down and goes for a catapault. But Marc Mead is able to land on the second rope and then he starts to climb up the side of the cage, Ken Kennedy gets up, on the ropes as well and follows him.]

JR-Marc Mead was almost able to escape there.

King-not a chance.

[Ken Kennedy and Mead are throwing fists on the top rope, and Mead at some point get's in a few head butts on Ken Kennedy. Although, Ken Kennedy is able to fire back with a few fists to stun Marc into the corner. It looks like Ken Kennedy is going to try to climbt the change, but as he is…he loses his footing, and falls on the top rope, and gets tied up in the ropes. Seeing this is his chance Marc Mead climbs over the cage, and out on the floor for the win.]

JR-Mead capitalized on a miscue by Kennedy.

King-He's been doing that a lot lately.

(Shockwave goes off the air with that)