EMF: Saturday Shockwave


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Kurt Angle!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Kurt Angle comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from HEEL, KANE!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[fire blasts on the stage, but KANE walks through it. KANES on fire, but he seems to not to care. Until it registers in his head and he starts jumping around in pain. The ring crew puts him out and rolls him into the ring KANE gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Kurt Angle. KANE tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Kurt Angle monkey flips KANE onto the mat. KANE gets back to his feet. Kurt Angle tackles and begins punching KANE. Kurt Angle executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of KANE. Kurt Angle stands up. Kurt Angle hits KANE with an elbowdrop. Kurt Angle puts KANE in an arm grapevine submission. Kurt Angle goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on KANE. Kurt Angle is back on his feet. Kurt Angle executes a corkscrew legdrop on KANE. Kurt Angle climbs to his feet. Kurt Angle grabs KANE and applies an arm wrench. KANE moves back to his feet. KANE hits Kurt Angle with an atomic drop. KANE goes for a figure four. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... KANE tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) KANE breaks the hold. Now Kurt Angle standing. Kurt Angle connects with a low blow. KANE goes down. Kurt Angle jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on KANE. KANE gets back to his feet. KANE hits Kurt Angle with an atomic drop. Kurt Angle is back on his feet. KANE chops Kurt Angle. ]

JR - KANE with a chop.

[Kurt Angle rakes his fingers across KANE's back. KANE with an Aztecan suplex on Kurt Angle sends him to the mat. KANE climbs to his feet. Kurt Angle is back on his feet. KANE hits Kurt Angle with an atomic drop. KANE leg drops Kurt Angle. KANE runs in and leg drops Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle sets KANE up DDTs him into the mat. KANE is back on his feet. Kurt Angle piledrives KANE head first into the mat. Kurt Angle with the Flying Elbowdrop on KANE! KANE gets hit with the shooting star press from Kurt Angle. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - Kurt Angle has won the match!

JR - The winner of this match, Kurt Angle!!!

(We go into the Shockwave video, once it ends we go into an arena that is bypassing the fireworks as “Iron Man” blasts on the PA system and then Prez Mike walking to the ring

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, now for whatever reason we are starting out with the owner of the company here, Prez Mike

King-He’s the owner after all…he can talk when ever he damn pleases

Kris Gaffney-Unless the smarks are going to do something about it like they always claim their changing the wrestling world…

.::Prez Mike::.-Now I know you bottom feeders are wondering just what I’m doing out here. The answer is simple, last week, I told the Rock that he would never get the world title shot that he really believes that he believes he deserves. But a few days after that, I got something from a certain annoying staff member that said that the Rock can not be held down for long, he is a contender for a high title and I should step aside. But you know what, I’m not going to do that. Rocky, you are going to learn that you do not mess with Prez Mike and get away with it. That’s why I’m going to do exactly what was asked, a small change of plans here. First off I’m canceling that extreme title match, and then replacing it with a new match. Featuring…The Rock…you know what Rocky and I’m going to give you the chance for a title shot. But not the one that you are thinking of, no I’m going to give up and just give you what you want. So Rock if you win this match tonight, you will earned a un random IC title shot at Michael De Kreek. Now I know what your thinking, I’m going to put Rock in a match where the odds are totally against him, but that’s untrue….but Rock, you are going to have wait until you see who your opponent is. Now I know what a cheating son of bitch Rock is, so to make sure there is nothing unfair going on. There is one man here in the Extreme Measures Federation that can make sure justice is served in a high profile match and you looking at him. Because your special guest ref in this match will be none other than…ME!

“Iron Man” blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike laughs and then yells stuff into the camera about the Rock and then leaves

JR-How this fair

King-What he’ll call it fair

Kris Gaffney-You know I could offer an unbiased opinion, seeing how I got enough money to retire right now…but I don’t want to.

King-Still making those poor saps in Miami pay…huh?

“Tori’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Tori walks to the ring with Dewey Pond

King-are they..

JR-No King! There is no news about it

Kris Gaffney-I’m beginning to think that Jericho and Amy will be married before them

JR-………

“Claire’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Claire walks to the ring with Josh Hanley

JR-Hanley once again came this close to regaining the world title

King-But he didn’t, oh well…

[Claire and Tori lock up and then Tori and Claire push back and forth and then they end up in the corner with Tori pushing Claire into the corner and then the ref asks Tori to break up and then Tori does and then she does, but then Claire then turns the tables before Tori can back up all the way and then Claire hits a few hard fists to the face and then Claire takes Tori out of the corner and then whips Tori off the ropesand Tori bounces off the ropes and then Tori comes off the ropes and then Claire hits a big hip toss and then Tori stumbles up and holding her back and then Claire hits a quick kick to the gut and then hits a snap suplex and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1…………2…….kick out. Then Claire lets Tori to get up and then once she does Tori crawls towards the ropes and then Claire starts to choke Tori with the ropes and then the ref uses his 5 count and then Claire breaks the move and then backs off and then Tori stumbles up and then Claire hits a few hard fists and then whips her to the ropes and then Tori bounces off the ropes and then Claire lowers her head and then Tori counters the move by kicking her in the face and then Claire pops up in pain and then Tori goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked by Claire and then Tori turns around and then Claire kicks Tori in the gut and then sets her up and then hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge and then gets the 1………….2……….kick out. Claire gets up and then hits a few stomps on the downed Tori and then backs off and then plays to the crowd a little bit and then see’s Tori in the corner and then tries to charge at Tori. But to try to prolong the match, Tori puts her boot up and then Claire goes running into it and then stumbles around and then Tori can’t capitalize on and then Claire is able to shake it off and then charges at Tori again and then Tori is able to put her boot up again and then Claire goes crashing into it. Tori is obviously able to take the advantage this time as she waits a few moments as Claire turns around and measures up for the right moment and then Tori hits a running one handed bulldog and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1……………….2…………..kick out. Tori then looks around for something to do next and then Tori goes to the outside and then climbs to the top rope and then measures Claire up. Claire stumbles up and then Tori leaps off and then hits a cross body block and then Claire is able to take the move and then roll it so the body press is on Tori and then she gets the 1…………………2……….kick out by Tori]

JR-That was a mistake by Tori, that almost cost her the match

King-You know…I think it was a mistake by Tori to agree to marry Dewey Pond…but that didn’t stop her then…

Kris Gaffney-Guess the moral of the story is…some people just don’t learn

[Tori and Claire are down on the mat and then the ref uses the standing 10 count. 1………….2…………3………….4……………5…..both wrestlers are to their feet and then Claire throws a fist that connects and then Tori backs up and then Claire tries to whip Tori to the ropes. But then as Claire is going by, Tori twists her arm and then pulls her into herself and then right into and then hits a side Russian leg sweep. Both wrestlers are down, but then Tori is able to make it to her feet by crawling to the ropes and then goes to the ropes as Claire is up too. Then Claire see’s Tori and wanting to get the advantage back she charges at Tori and then Tori counters it by using her own momentum against her and then hits a hot shot and then Claire goes throat first into the top rope and then Claire stumbles around and then Tori picks her up and then hits a body slam and then Tori backs to the ropes and then comes off then hits a quick fist drop and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1………….2……..kick out. Tori just shakes her head and then knows that she must keep pressing the advantage and then Tori pulls up Claire with her and then pushes her into the corner and then hits a few hard knife edge chops to Claire and then the ref tells Tori something and then Tori backs off and then Claire stumbles out of the corner right into Tori who picks up Claire and then puts her on the top rope and then Tori climbs to the top rope and then Claire comes to life and then hits a few fists on Tori while she’s climbing to the top rope and then pushes Tori off the top rope and then Tori goes flying on the mat and Claire slowly gets herself perched on the top rope.]

King-If first you don’t succeed…try, try again…if you still don’t succeed..consider yourself a loser and move on

JR-………

Kris Gaffney-Your still bitter over your loss to Tori?

King-I DIDN’T LOSE TO HER!!

[Claire waits as Tori stumbles up and then Claire goes for a missile kick. But then Tori moves out of the way and then Claire goes crashing to the floor and then Tori gets up as does Claire and then stumbles right into Tori, who then hits the Tori plex with a bridge for the 1…………….2………….3]

(We go into the Vice President’s office where Amy Dumas is standing away from her desk in a simple black dress on. Suddenly a knock at the door comes, then Amy yells)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Come in…

(Amy looks over as a smile comes to her face as Chris Jericho comes on the screen with an equally big smile on his face, he has his hands behind his back.)

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Wow…how did I get such a hot girlfriend?

.::Amy Dumas::.-*Amy laughs a little*…you got lucky..though this isn’t anything special…really I think I look so stupid, like I said when I accepted this match. Evening gown matches are not my thing……in fact this is like one of the very few I own, it’s my old prom dress that I just happens to still fit

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Well I think you look beautiful

.::Amy Dumas::.-*blushing, trying to change the subject* So….*gets a playful smile*…what’s behind your back or do I gotta guess?

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Oh yeah, there just been something I been wanting to give you..

(Jericho reveals from behind his back a box with a single rose on it. Jericho hands it to Amy, Amy really happy, but then asks. )

.::Amy Dumas::.-What’s the occasion?

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-What? Can’t a guy get his girlfriend gifts?

.::Amy Dumas::.-*teasing mode*…man, your really looking for the brownie points.

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Is it working?

.::Amy Dumas::.-…..*smiles*….maybe, you’ll see….

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Well…that’s all that matters, anyways open it up. I was going to wait to give it to you, but I figured no better time.

(Amy opens up the box to reveal that ID bracelet that Jericho had looked at when Amy was kidnapped. Amy then smiles, obviously liking the gift. The couple start kissing, then when they break the kiss. ThThey hold each other until Jericho breaks the silence.)

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Well…I take it that you liked the gift

.::Amy Dumas::.-loved it…

(Before there is anymore said, there is a knock the door as the two a little too wrapped up in each other are taken off guard as the EMF official comes into the room.)

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-You better have a reason to be bothering us ass clown!!

.::EMF official::.-Oh I’m sorry…I just say the door open, and I just was told to tell you that Amy’s match is next…that’s all.

(The EMF official walks away as Jericho turns to Amy.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-(sounding a little doubtful) Well…this is it

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-You aren’t worried, are you?

.::Amy Dumas::.-I just think something isn’t right

(Jericho looks concerned, but then says)

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Don’t worry about it Amy, I’ll be there at ring side. I won’t let anything happens. If someone like that jackass Snitsky tries to interfer, I’ll just end his career a little bit early that’s all.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well that makes me feel better about it…well we better go before were late.

(The two leave off camera with Jericho’s around Amy as they walk out of the hall. After Jericho and Amy head off for Amy's Match the camera shows Sierra in another room, obviously she had seen the footage on a monitor. She held two Action figures in her hands, a Jericho and an Amy. She held them up like they were hugging and kissing..

Sierra: *Amy Voice* OH Chris how I burn for you and love you sooooo much..*Jericho Voice* And I love you tooo sooooo much more..*Regular Voice* Well you Both Make me sick...I'll show you a new type of Burn Love...

Sierra Took a small can of Gasoline and put the figures in a metal pail and dumped the gas on them and pulled out a book of matches, striking it and dropping it in the bucket as it went up in flames..She just rolled her eyes as she exited the room before she could get blamed for making the sprinklers go off...

(We come back from commercial as “Iron Man” blasting on the PA system and Prez Mike is in the ring dressed like a ref waiting for the wrestlers)

“If you smell…what the Rock…is cooking” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walk to the ring.

JR-The Rock is the people’s champion, but you got to wonder if one day he’ll be the EMF world champion

King-Not if Prez Mike has anything to say about it

Kris Gaffney-It’s never a good sign when the owner tries to hold you back

(the Rock does his taunts and then gets ready not knowing who his opponent is)

“Fithos Lesec Wecos Vinosece” blasts on the PA system as the Destroyer walks out to the ramp as Rock has a “oh shit” look on his face

JR-It’s the Destroyer…we haven’t seen him since First Blood when he was DQed after Chris Jericho kicked out of his finisher

King-So note to Rock…do not kick out of his finisher

Kris Gaffney-He won’t listen anyways…

[Destroyer starts stepping over the ropes, but before he can the Rock hits a few fists that stuns Destroyer buts then Destroyer is able to push him off and then Rock falls back and then tries to recover and then tries to fire another fist, but then it’s blocked and then turned into a head butt by the Destroyer. Destroyer then then goes back on the attack and then Rock but then Rock using any tactics to stop the monsterous Destroyer rakes his eyes and then Destroyer stumbles back and then Rock hits a few hard fists and then he tries to whip the Destroyer off the ropes and then the Destroyer reverses the whip and then sends the Rock to the ropes. Then the Rock bounces off the ropes and then the Destroyer goes for a flying clothesline and then Destroyer stumbles back and then the Rock nips up and then waits as the Destroyer bounces off the ropes and then Rock kicks him in the gut and then tries to go for a DDT. But then the Destroyer blocks it and then drives him into the corner hard just over powering him and then Destroyer hits a few hard back elbows into the Rock and then Destroyer starts to choke Rock with his boot, Prez Mike then goes over and then starts to talk with someone at ring side as the crowd boo’s and then goes over and then Destroyer lets go of the hold and then Rock goes down in the corner and then Destroyer takes Rock out of the corner and then presses him above his head and then drops him behind him and then the Rock goes down and then Prez Mike praises Destroyers last move]

JR-Oh right, he’s calling it right down the middle…this is why staff members like Prez Mike shouldn’t be refs

King-You had no problems when Amy Dumas was a ref

JR-Yeah, but when she did it…she did in the interest of fairness most of the time

King-*mumbles* I’ll remember that next time she decides to become the ref of a Jericho match…

[Prez Mike then yells something at the Destroyer, Destroyer claimly nods and then picks up the Rock and then whips him to the ropes and then he hits standing front spinebuster and then Destroyer calls for the Punisher and then Destroyer pulls up the Rock who is very stunned and then kicks him into the gut and calls to the Punisher and then sets up Rock and then lifts him up for his finisher deadly Punisher (only one person has kicked out of it) . But before he can hit it Rock shifts his weight and then falls on the back of Destroyer. Destroyer turns around and then Rock kicks Destroyer in the gut and then hits a DDT!!.]

JR-Rock avoided a bullet there

King-………….

Kris Gaffney-…………..!!

[ Both wrestlers get up and then Rock hits a few hard fists and then Destroyer rock back, but then stops the Rock’s momentum away Destroyer hits a knee to the gut and then Rock stumbles back and then Destroyer tries to whip Rock to the ropes, but then reverses the whip and then sends Destroyer to the ropes and he bounces off and then the Rock hits a spine buster on the Destroyer and then he goes into the set up for the people’s elbow and then slowly he pulls off his elbow pad and then throws it to the crowd and then does his taunt and then runs to one side of the ring and then bounces off and then continues to the other side leaping over Destroyer and then bounces off the other side and then hits the people’s elbow and then goes into the cover….but no count as the crowd starts to count. Prez Mike just shakes his head, the Rock looks up pissed yelling for him to count. Suddenly the Destroyer hits a low blow on the Rock right in front of Prez Mike and then rolls him up grabbing the ropes and then Prez Mike jumps down to the mat and counts the 1.2.3]

JR-Damn it, the Rock was screwed out of the match

King-Guess you don’t mess with Prez Mike, huh?

(Jericho and Amy are walking down the hall way, Jericho has his arm around Amy as they walk. Suddenly they walk up to a bunch of EMF officials. Both Jericho and Amy look at them weird.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-You gonna get out of way ass clowns?

(one of the EMF officials goes up cautiously as he knows that what he's about to say is going to piss off Jericho)

.::EMF official::.-Mr. Jericho....were suppose to inform you that you won't be able to go to ringside for Ms. Dumas' match as all males have been banned from ringside.

(Jericho goes crazy as expected grabbed the EMF official by the shirt and yellings)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-WHAT?! WHEN THE HELL WAS THIS DECIDED!! WHO DECIDED IT!! WHO!!

(The group of EMF officials back off as Amy's in the background Amy is looking angry as well. Then the EMF official says..)

.::EMF official::.-....well....it was Prez Mike's decision...

(Jericho throws the EMF official to the ground then says still pissed)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-...I should have known, and what if I don't want to listen to Prez Ike's decision. Who's gonna stop me from being at ringside during my girlfriend's match, huh?! All of you ass clowns? RVT? Well I'll beat hell out of each and everyone of you if I have to...

.::EMF official::.-Well...Prez Mike warned that if you show up at ring side to the beginning of the next match after the Amy vs. Amy match that he would recommend that Amy Dumas be removed once again from the Vice President's office.

(Both Jericho and Amy's face drop in defeat, as the EMF officials not wanting to be around anymore decide to leave. Jericho turns around to Amy and then takes Amy's hands and then says)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I don't like this at all, I think you are right. There is something isn’t right, look you can cancel this match right now. Your the Vice President of this company, or unless you really want me to..we can say to hell with Prez Ike's decision...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jericho...look I can't just run away when something is very wrong. I gotta fight too you know. I think it's sweet you want to make sure that nothing happens to me, but don't worry. You know I can hold my own, but you are right something is up. But whatever happens, happens...all I can do is try to be ready for it. It's not worth throwing away everything we fought over the last few months...you may not be there, but at least we know that Snitsky or any of his friends will be there either. So don't worry, I'll be ok...but I do need one thing from you right now..

(The two kiss once again, and then break up and then after the two break and then whispers a few things that can't be made out. Amy leaves as Jericho watches Amy leaves with a look of concern on his face.)

“lovepassionfuryenergy” blasts on the PA system as Amy comes out as fast as she can and then does a few of Lita taunts, suddenly as she’s making her away down to ring side something weird is said by the announcer.

Announcer-This is the Evening Gown match!! In this match, there will be no disqualifications

(Amy stops walking down and you can see her mouth “WHAT?!”, knowing that there is nothing to be done now she continues to the ring and slides into the ring. Goes up to the ring pose and does her taunt and then jumps down. Then gets ready for Amy Weber to be announced.)

(“It wasn’t….my fault” blasts on the PA system as Amy Weber walks out in her evening gown.)

King-Oh…I got to say that I hope that Amy Weber wins!

JR-Why you think that King?

King-Clearly everything she said about Amy Dumas is true, I mean how much class could she have wearing her prom dress.

[Amy Weber goes on to the apron and then has the ref hold the bottom rope. Amy Dumas stands there as Amy Webber starts talking trash about Amy Webber. The two women start bitching at each other, then suddenly Amy Webber catches Amy Dumas off guard with a hard slap and then follows it up with a few hard forearms to the face and then whips Amy Dumas off the ropes and then Amy Dumas bounces off the ropes and then Amy Weber hits a spinning back elbow Amy Dumas falls to one knee holding her face and then Amy Weber celebrates holding her arms up playing the crowd. Amy Dumas shaking it off gives a little grin, then turns around right into a monkey flip rolling through by Amy Dumas and then Amy Dumas is now on top of Amy Weber pounding her over and over again with fists. The ref tells Amy Dumas to stop, she finally lets Amy Weber up and then Weber stumbles up and then Weber goes into the corner and then Amy Dumas hits a few stomps on the gut on Weber as she slowly goes down to the turnbuckle and then picks Amy Weber up who seems to be in more pain then she’s ever been in and then she tries to beg off but Amy Dumas doesn’t show mercy and then whips Amy Weber to the turnbuckle and then Amy Weber hits hard and then Amy Dumas charges and then hits a big clothesline in the corner and then Amy Dumas backs up and then Amy Weber who is now stumbling out of the corner Amy Dumas kicks her in the gut and then hits a release snap suplex. Amy Dumas nips up, then goes over to the downed Amy Weber looks like she’s might start tearing away her dress…but then starts to hit a few stomps on her]

King-this is horrible, she should just get this over with!

JR-Well she asked for this

Kris Gaffney-bitch fight!! Bitch fight!! Bitch fight!!

[Amy Weber tries to get away as Amy Dumas slowly starts to walk towards her. But then as Dumas gets close her, Weber grabs her dress and then pushes her out of the ring and then Dumas falls out of the ring Weber rolls out of the ring obviously very beat up, but knowing that this may be her only chance to get out of this match with her career and then Weber hits a few shots into the ribs of Amy Dumas as she tries to get up and then Amy Dumas gets up with help with Weber and then Weber rolls into the ring and then Weber then starts to choke her Amy Dumas with her boot and then the ref uses the 5 count and then Weber pulls up Amy Dumas and then whips her to the ropes, and then Amy Dumas bounces off and then Amy Weber tries to knee her into the gut and then it seemly lands on Dumas. But she really flows over the knee right into a school boy (or rather girl in the case) and then she doesn’t go for the school girl…rather an attempt for a familiar move…Weber tries to fight it. But then Amy Dumas turns her into the Walls of Jericho]

King-NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JR-It’s the Walls of Jericho

Kris Gaffney-Guess she’s officially Jericho’s girlfriend…she’s using his moves now

[Amy Dumas puts as much pressure on the move as possible, Weber is tapping suddenly “It wasn’t my fault” as Amy Dumas lets go as there is a look of fear on her face as she watches the entrance thinking Snitsky is for whatever reason coming to the ring. But suddenly from out of no where, she gets hit from behind with a title by…SIERRA]

JR-DAMN IT!!

King-whoooo Sierra is god *rips off his shirt to reveal his “Sierra rules” t-shirt

[Amy Dumas is lying in the ring obviously down and maybe even out, Sierra pats the title. Then it looks like she’s about to tear the dress off of Amy Dumas, the crowd cheers. She looks at the crowd and tells them to shove it, Sierra pulls Amy Weber over who is trying to get up, but is having a hard time. Sierra then goes out of the ring and then she waits as Amy Weber starts to pull away at Amy Dumas dress and it rips away from her body and then leaves Amy Dumas down in her bra and shorts that she was wearing under the dress]

JR-Sierra is a no good, dirty

King-yeah, yeah…we know the catch phrase

(Sierra pulls Amy Weber out of the ring who is still holding Amy Dumas’ dress in her hand. She then waits on the ramp as Amy Dumas is just starting to stir. Amy Weber is able to start celebrating giddy over the win. Amy Dumas looks up, looks embrassed, but extremely angry. Sierra starts to laugh at Amy Dumas, Sierra takes the ripped dress and then holds it up and then we go into commercial.)

MDK and Dewey lock in as they begin an intense mach for the IC title, MDK launches Dewey into the ropes and as he is on his way back MDK picks him up and nails a heart stopping spine buster. Dewey gets up to be introduced to MDK’s fists of fury, MDK ends up cornering Dewey ready for a shoulder thrust as Dewey quickly evades it as MDK goes shoulder first into the turnbuckle, Dewey hits MDK a few times in the back and nails a vicious side walk slam MDK is quick to react as he hit’s a flop chop on Dewey to get some leverage in the situation, Dewey stumbles up and is hit by MDK’s fist, MDK sets up and nails a huge delayed suplex… MDK picks up Dewey and he launches him into the ropes, Dewey then ducks a clothsline by MDK and he hits his own standing drop kick…

MDK slowly starts to stand as does Dewey, Dewey tries to punch MDK but is very off balance, MDK grabs Deweys arm and begins an armbar, the ref asks for a tap out as Dewey screams no, Dewey gets to his feet as he reverses the armbar forcing MDK to let go and move away, Dewey runs at MDK with a charge as MDK ducks the shoulder knock down with Dewey flying into the top turnbuckle, MDK goes for a roll up pin…1...2.. As Dewey kicks out, Dewey gets MDK ina camel clutch lock and is forcing him to submit, MDK gets to his feet and grabs Deweys leg, he flips him on his back and starts to twist his ankle, Dewey rolls away and gets up, once again running at MDK but this time successfully hit’s the shoulder knock down, Dewey picks him up and nails a snap suplex followed by a fisherman suplex, he goes in for the cover and gets…1...2.. As MDK kicks out…

MDK gets to his feet as Dewey lines up a kick to the jaw, he launches his foot as MDK gabs it and spins him around nailing his own kick to the Jaw, MDK picks up Dewey as he is nearly reduced to his knees, he gets the strength to nail the Down Stream and get the …1...2...3!!!

(OOC-Closer than you would think, I thought Dewey RP was as good as I told him. But MDK still gets the

“Capital Punishment” blasts on the PA system as Punisher walks to the ring

JR-Punisher is without a doubt a great wrestler, but the TV division is a whole new ball game

King-Well remember this isn’t Big Pun anymore, this is the Punisher

Kris Gaffney-I didn’t know there was a difference…

“Basic thugnomics” blasts on the PA system as John Cena walks out to the ramp with the TV title and does his hand sign and walks to the ring

JR-John Cena has been a great TV champion, but this will be a big test for him

King-I don’t think he can win, I mean going to Africa made him forget what his name for his fans are

Kris Gaffney-Guess he like’s using a Hogan reference..

[Punisher slides into the ring and then tries to hit a few fists on Cena, but then Cena ducks it and then hits a few fists and then Punisher backs up and then Cena then picks Punisher up and then hits a body slam and then pumps up the crowd yelling to Punisher to get up and then Punisher stumbles up and then Cena runs to the ropes and then bounces off and then hits a flying shoulder block to Punisher and then Punisher back and then falls through the ropes to the outside and then falls on the arena floor and then Cena comes to the outside and then hits a few hard stomps on the downed Punisher and then Cena whips Punisher to the stair case and then Punisher stumbles up after a time and then Cena picks Punisher all the way up and then picks up Punisher and then drops him face first on the guard rail and then Punisher stumbles around and then Cena rolls him into to the ring and then Cena then rolls in the ring himself and then Punisher is in the corner and then goes over and then hits a few hard fists and then whip Punisher to the corner and then Cena takes his time to pump up the crowd and then charges in with Punisher for a clothesline in the corner. But then Punisher gets his boot up and then Cena stumbles back in pain and then Cena turns around and almost gets his head taken off with a hard diving clothesline and then Punisher takes his time to recover and then gets up just as Cena stumbles up and then Punisher hits a running forearm and then knocks down Cena again, Cena gets up fast but then is met with a few hard fists and then Cena stumbles back on to the ropes and then Punisher whips Cena off the ropes and then Cena bounces off the ropes and then Punisher lowers his head and then hits a big back body drop and then Cena goes crashing into the mat and then Cena stumbles up and then Punisher waits for him and then Cena stumbles into him and then Punisher picks him up and then hits a side walk slam and then goes right into the cover and then gets the 1…………..2………kick out. Punisher gets up and then hits a few stomps to the downed Cena who crawls away and then grabs the ropes and then Cena uses the ropes to get up and then Punisher hits a few hard fists and then Punisher tries to whip Cena to the ropes and then Cena bounces off the ropes and then Punisher goes for a clothesline. But then Cena ducks it and then continues to the other side of the ring and then bounces off and then Punisher turns around and then Cena and Punisher knock down each other with a double clothesline.]

JR-Both wrestlers are down

King-Who didn’t see that one coming?

Kris Gaffney-I didn’t…

King-Not surprising

[Both wrestlers are down and the ref uses his standing 10 count and then gets the 1………2………..3……….4……..5……...6…..7 both wrestlers get up to their feet and then Punisher then goes on the attack and then tries to whip Cena to the ropes, but then Cena reverses the whip and then while Punisher is going by Cena picks up Punisher and then tries to hit a F-U. But then Punisher grabs the ropes so he can’t move into position and then Punisher slides out of the back and then Cena turns around and then charges at Punisher, but Punisher is able to counter it by picking up Cena with on his shoulders and then he picks up Cena on to his shoulders and then tries to hit the capital punishment. But then Cena is able to struggle out of the back and then Cena falls back on to the ropes and then looks at Punisher knowing how close he came to losing his title. Punisher tells him to come on and then Cena and Punisher lock up and then Punisher puts Cena into a head lock and then Cena looks for a way out of the move and then Cena backs up Punisher quickly to the ropes and then whips Punisher off the ropes and then Punisher bounces off and then Cena hits a hip toss and then Cena decides to go to the ropes and then bounces off the ropes and then Punisher seeing this as he’s getting up decides to drop down to the mat and then Cena runs over him and then continues to the other side of the ring and then Punisher gets up fast and all of a sudden hits a falling through spine buster on Cena. Punisher then goes to the outside and then looks under the ring and is having trouble finding anything. When he gives up, then Cena comes out of no where flying off the turnbuckle and then Punisher is down on the mat and then Cena takes Punisher and then throws him into ring steps shoulder first. Cena then goes down to one knee and then slowly starts to recover and then Cena hits a few fists to Punisher, Punisher stumbles away from Cena and then fight all the way up to the ramp way and then Cena gets the entrance and then kicks Punisher in the gut and then tries to lift him for the suplex. But then it’s blocked and then Punisher hits a few knee lifts into the gut and then Punisher lifts Cena on his shoulders for the Capital Punishment. Suddenly from the entrance, Spalding runs on to the stage with a Singapore cane and then hits Punisher in the back and then Punisher drops to his knees as Cena slides out the back of Punisher. Spalding hits a stomps and then does the crotch chop]

JR-This must be about the tag titles

Kris Gaffney-If they weren’t dead before, D-X is now

King-You make it sound like it’s something new, D-X has been dead since 2000 (in the EMF) disregarding others versions that weren’t good/didn’t last long.

[After doing his taunts turns around right into John Cena who then picks up Spalding and then hits a quick F-U on to Spalding ]

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s for forgetting that he needs to beat Revolution for that shot

King-Guess don’t count your chickens before they hatch, like someone does…not naming names, but he wears an Olympic gold medal.

JR-I will have to agree with that though…

[Cena then yells a few things, then turns around right into Punisher who picks him up again on his shoulders and then hits the capital punishment and Cena goes face first into the steel ramp. Cena doesn’t move for a while, but then starts to crawl away. Cena is now busted open as Punisher hits stomps on the downed Cena who stumbles down the ramp to ring side and then Punisher rolls Cena in. Cena face is now covered with blood Punisher then Cena tries to get up. But keeps getting punched down everytime and then Punisher stops and waits for him and then kicks him in the gut and then sets him up and then lifts him hitting the falcon arrow on Cena right into the pin and then gets the 1…………2………kick out!!]

JR-Cena kicked out!!

King-Yeah, but the idiot probably doesn’t know where he is right now

JR-Punisher’s move was shades of the great X-Cold

Kris Gaffney-But when X-Cold did it, he usually pinned people

King-oh…but I think he just is angry now

[Punisher looks down pissed, and then pulls up the limp Cena and then puts him on his shoulders and then hits the capital punishment. Punisher then goes into the cover and then gets the 1……………2………..3]

JR-Guess Punisher finally completed the grand slam

King-Which puts him up there with names such as….um…Road and others I can’t remember

(Punisher falls over with the effort he gave as the TV title is thrown on him)

(OOC-Very well RPed for match, I could have very well went either way. Gates rules allows me to forget a few factors and, I was able to keep focus on quality (everything that goes with that, text strength, creativity and so on), also I how much I enjoyed the RP’s I reading the RP. Which after reading both RP’s a few times, I decided Pun’s. I’m probably going to get people with different opinions, but that’s mine. Cena there is nothing to be ashamed of, you held your own no doubt. I think your ready for bigger and better things. As your RP pointed out about the IC title…I think you would be a great IC title contender, so go for it man! Also I would have done the hand shaking, but I wasn’t able to talk to Pun, but if he clears that later then I’ll add it.]

“It wasn’t my fault” blasts on the PA system as Gene Snitsky and Heidenreich walk to the ring

JR- This is one crazy bastard

King-He better not hear you

Kris Gaffney-What King…you have talked trash to wrestlers before, they never go after you

King-It’s because they know they can’t replace me, unlike him *points to JR*

Y5J…..Y4J…..Y3J….Y2J, then “Break the Walls down” blasts on the PA system as Jericho appears in the isle with his arms out stretched and then turns around. He’s got a extremely pissed look on his face as he see’s Snitsky in the cage

JR-Jericho been through a lot, but with what happen to his now girlfriend Amy Dumas earlier in the night. You have got to worry that he may do something stupid to destroy Snitsky now

King-What? You would think Jericho would be thankful for what Amy Weber did

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure another side of him is…

“Whatever” blasts on the PA system as Chris Benoit walks to the ring

JR-Benoit is respected!

King-you know it’s kind of funny your WWE version only started to say that…AFTER he lost the title

Kris Gaffney-That’s sucks…HARDCORE

[Jericho and Benoit face off with Snitsky and Heidenreich on separate sides of the ring. Jericho over come with hatred charges in and then takes Snitsky down with a double leg take down and then fires away with a few hard fists and then Heidenreich tries to get Jericho off of Snitsky. But then Benoit turns him around and then hits a few hard knife edge chops to Heidenreich. But before he can get any offense, Heidenreich hits a knee to the gut and then follows up with a few punches to the face that stumble back. Benoit is reeling on the ropes and then Heidenreich hits a few forearm shots and then whips Benoit off the ropes and then Benoit bounces off the ropes and then Heidenreich hits a shoulder block that takes down Benoit and then Heidenreich then hits a few stomps as Benoit goes to the mat and then Jericho is pounding on Snitsky with a few hard fists insanely angry. Then Jericho tries to whip him to the ropes and then Snitsky reverses the whip and then Snitsky reverses the whip and then sends Jericho to the ropes and then Jericho then bounces off the ropes and then Snitsky side steps Jericho from attempting any move and then takes Jericho by the hair and then throws him over the top rope. But then Jericho holds on to the top rope and then pulls himself on the apron and then Jericho yells something at Snitsky and then Snitsky charges at Jericho only to get a shoulder block into the gut and then Jericho sets Snitsky and then hits a back body drop over the top rope and then Snitsky crashes down on the mat dangerously high on his back. Jericho shrugs it off, not really even caring and then Jericho comes into the ring and then Heidenreich is pounding Benoit in the corner and then Benoit starts to fight Heidenreich with hard knife edge chops Jericho comes from behind and then gives the team of Benoit and Jericho the advantage and then Benoit and Jericho take turns hitting knife edge chops and then they double whip Heidenreich to the ropes and then Benoit and Jericho hit a double flap jack and then Jericho says something as he see’s Snitsky getting up and then Jericho then runs to the ropes and then jumps on the ropes and then leaps over the top rope for a spring board flying cross body block and then Snitsky moves out of the way and then Jericho goes flying into the cell’s walls and then Snitsky moves out of the way and then Jericho slowly gets to his feet and then Snitsky takes Jericho in a bear hug almost and then drives him back first into the ring post and then drops him. Jericho is in a lot of pain on the floor and then Snitsky takes his time to recover and then hits a few hard placed stomps to the downed Jericho.]

JR-Jericho made a mistake there, he can not allow his angry towards Snitsky to blind him or he may lose a match

King-I don’t think this is about winning or losing JR, Jericho just wants to make sure that at the very least knows not to mess with him or Amy again.

[Jericho slowly gets up, as Snitsky tries to stomp him down but then he refuses to stay down and then Jericho then gets to his feet and then Snitsky then takes Jericho and then whips him hard into the steps and then Jericho goes crashing into the ring steps and then Snitsky starts to choke Jericho and then gives it up as he feels that Jericho is wore down enough for Snitsky to take the steel steps off it’s base and then steps away from where Jericho is and then brings the them to his face and then Jericho gets up near the ring post and then Snitsky tries to charge and smash Jericho between ring post and the steps. But then as Snitsky charges Jericho counters the move with a drop toe hold and then Snitsky falls down and then he falls face first into the steel steps and then Jericho has to take sometime to recover and then starts to pound Snitsky down yelling a few things as he does it. Then on the other side of the ring Heidenreich tries to smash Benoit’s face into the cell, but then then Benoit blocks it and then throws Heidenreich’s entire body into the cage and then Benoit throws Heidenreich face into it. Heidenreich stumbles back and then Benoit then tries to whip Benoit to the ring steps. But then Heidenreich puts on the breaks and then Benoit tries and tries again to complete the whip, but then Heidenreich then pulls Benoit back and then Benoit goes flying into the cell and then Benoit slowly goes down to the mat around ring side and then Heidenreich takes his time and then slowly gets to his feet and then Benoit does as well as Heidenreich kicks Benoit into the gut and then picks up Benoit over his shoulder and then rams him face first into the steel cage and then Heidenreich with an insane look steps back and tries to do it again and then Benoit is able to slide down and then pushes Heidenreich into the cell and then Heidenreich stumbles around and then Benoit shakes off Heidenreich’s move and then kicks Heidenreich in the gut and then sets him up and then hits a quick release northern lights suplex that sends Heidenreich flying and then in the ring Jericho smashes Snitsky with a chair in the back and then Jericho then yells a few things and then throws the chair down on the mat and then pulls Snitsky up to his feet and then Jericho pulls him the rest of the way and then sets him up for a vertical suplex on the chair back first. Jericho lifts up Snitsky, but Snitsky is able to shift his weight and then falls behind Jericho and then Jericho turns around and then Snitsky kicks him in the gut and then hits a DDT that sends Jericho smacking into the chair face first into the chair and then bounces off the chair. Jericho lays motionless for a few moments and then starts to crawl away as you can see now that he’s been busted open.]

JR-Jericho’s been busted open

King-Wonder if he’s regretting getting into this match

JR-I doubt it King

Kris Gaffney-King! Is that the HoRdE I see coming through the crowd to run into this match?

King-WHERE?

Kris Gaffney-*laughs at King*

[Jericho uses the ropes as Snitsky then hits a few hard fists to the face of Jericho trying to open him up more and then Snitsky whips Jericho to the ropes and then Jericho bounces off the ropes and then Snitsky throws Jericho into the air and then spikes him as he is coming down and then Jericho falls hard on the mat and then he bounces off the mat and then is on his knee’s for a few seconds holding his stomach and then falls on his back and then Snitsky yells “I’m gonna make sure you two don’t even have the chance” then he pulls up Jericho who seemly out of it and then Snitsky sets up Jericho and lifts him up for his pump handle slam. But then Jericho comes to life and then struggles and then slides down the back of Snitsky and then Jericho does his pattern shuffle as Snitsky turns around right into a super kick the blast of the kick sends Snitsky flying backwards towards the ropes and then Snitsky holds on to the ropes and then Jericho through a beaten up Jericho ignores the pain and then throws fists with as much strength behind them as possible and then Snitsky stumbles back and then Jericho tries to whip Snitsky off the ropes and then Snitsky reverses it and then sends Jericho off the ropes and then he bounces off the ropes and then Jericho then leaps in the air and then hits one of his pattern flying forearms that sends Snitsky stumbling back and then falls through the ropes and then falls on the apron. Jericho is down and a pool of his blood is forming, suddenly Jericho nips up to a huge response from the crowd and then Jericho see’s Snitsky getting up on the apron and then runs to the ropes and then spring board off’s them and then hits a spring board drop kick on Snitsky and then it sends Snitsky flying off the ring apron and backwards back first into the cage. Jericho backs up measuring up, and then waits for Snitsky to get up and then Snitsky gets up and then Jericho charges and then leaps out and then hits a suicide dive on Snitsky.]

Kris Gaffney-Is Jericho crazy?

JR-If you took a look at his promo, you would know he feels that he has to protect his and Amy’s future

King-Must have taken Snitsky’s threat to heart. What does that mean…wait don’t answer that, I don’t want to know

[Heidenreich tries to whip Benoit to the steel cage and then Benoit reverses the whip and then he sends Heidenreich to the cage and then he just so happen hits the door and the door burst open and Heidenreich falls out of the cell. Benoit has to take a few moments to recover and then he grabs a steel chair from under the ring and then goes to the outside and then Heidenreich is stumbling up and then Benoit jabs the chair into Heidenreich’s gut and then Heidenreich stumbles back and then catches himself from falling on the side of the side of the cage Benoit then loads up the chair and then charges at Heidenreich trying to take his head off. But then Heidenreich counts it by hitting a big boot on the chair and then it goes into the face of Benoit, Heidenreich yells something and then he starts climbing the cell side. He starts getting to the top as Benoit starts climb after him. Jericho is coming out of the cell with a table. Jericho then starts to set it up in isle away from the cell. Just as this is happening Heidenreich is on the end of the cell as Benoit is getting up. Heidenreich tries to hit a few fists to make him fall off, but Benoit hits a few hard fists with a free hand and then stuns him to back up and then Benoit gets to top and then before he can do anything as he steps away from the edge of the cell Heidenreich kicks Benoit in the gut and then sets him up for a power bomb off the cell it would seem, Benoit quickly back body drops Heidenreich and he’s close to the edge. Heidenreich quickly rolls away form the edge and then Benoit recovers and then see’s Heidenreich getting up, so Benoit kicks him in the gut and then sets him up for a snap suplex. But then Heidenreich blocks it and then picks Benoit up and then drops him for a front slam and then Heidenreich goes to one knee. On the bottom of the cell Jericho is finally getting the table set for whatever he is going to use it for and then all of a sudden Snitsky blindsides him and then Jericho is on the ground as then Snitsky hits a few stomps on Jericho who still is bleeding very badly. Snitsky drops to one knee and then siginals for the end, and then Jericho stumbles up and then sets up Jericho for his finisher through the table he set up. But Jericho struggles out of it again and then hits a low blow. Snitsky is in pain and then turns around as the camera shows in extreme pain and then Jericho isn’t done just yet and then take the chair on the ground and then smash him in the face. Snitsky stumbles back and then Jericho smashes him in head once again with the chair and then Snitsky doesn’t go down. Jericho then loads up for one big one as Snitsky turns around stumbling around just about out on his feet and then he turns around now bleeding himself and then Snitsky gets hit with another and then Snitsky falls on the table. Jericho hits a few hard clubbing blows making sure that Snitsky doesn’t move, then he looks up and then climbs to the top of the cage. On the top of the cell Heidenreich has Benoit up on his shoulder and then tries to go for his finisher. But then Benoit is able to slide out the back before he can hit the move and then Heidenreich turns around and goes for a clothesline and then Benoit ducks it and then right into waist lock and then hits a quick release germen suplex and that turns Heidenreich inside out and then Heidenreich crashes on the top of the cage and then the top of the cage gives way and then a section of the cell breaks sending Heidenreich flying down to the ring once again. Benoit is on his knee’s as the crowd cheers wondering what he’s going to do next, Benoit looks around and then does his throat slashing taunt just as Jericho are reaching the top of the cage. Benoit goes to the hole in the top of the cell and then puts his hands up and then falls through the hole in the cage and then comes crashing down from the top of the cell all the way down to the ring with his swan dive head butt on Heidenreich. Benoit bounces a little away from the impact of the move. But then slowly he crawls into the downed Heidenreich and then puts his arm over him and then gets the 1…………..2……….3. As the pin goes down, Jericho see’s but then almost with an insane look on his face he stands up as the crowd cheers as he points and then yells something down to Snitsky who isn’t moving on the table]

JR-NO! Jericho don’t do this!

Kris Gaffney-What did he say?

King-Well the most common thing to say would be “this one’s for Amy”, that’s probably what he said

[Jericho then leaps off the cage in a flying elbow (were talking Mick Foley like, not HBK or Shane McMahon like) then comes crashing down on Snitsky driving him through the table making it explode on a impact, pieces of the table go flying as both Jericho and Snitsky are now down not moving as the crowd chants “holy shit!! Holy shit!! Holy shit!!]

JR-My god

King-Get someone out here!

Kris Gaffney-So….where does this put the main event for Return of an Era

JR-that was the wrong question at the wrong time…but in question

(Suddenly Amy Dumas (dressed in her usual clothes) franictly runs out, obviously very worried and upset over the condition of Jericho, she goes over to Jericho. But as soon as she gets there, EMT’s tell her to back off a little bit, obviously EMT’s go to Snitsky as well. She does, but can’t help to hover over still wanting to know if Jericho’s ok. Benoit slowly makes his way out of the cell wondering just what the hell went on, suddenly Jericho starts to move and then rolls to his stomach. He tries to get up, but falls down. Seemly want to walk out of the arena, Amy goes to one side, gets under his arm and then helps him do this along with a few other EMT’s. They make it stage, they get a close up to Jericho who then almost grins a little bit as Benoit is in the background coming up the ramp as Shockwave goes off the air.]