JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Dertah!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Dertah comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Brick Lesnar!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Brick Lesnar walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Dertah places Brick Lesnar on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Brick Lesnar places Dertah on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) Dertah chops Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar short clothslines Dertah. Dertah is up again. Dertah bites Brick Lesnar's arm out of desparation. Brick Lesnar rakes his fingers across Dertah's back. Dertah with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Brick Lesnar. Dertah is back on his feet. Brick Lesnar is up again. Dertah gets sidewalk slammed by Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar chants start. Dertah is up again. Brick Lesnar with an Aztecan suplex on Dertah sends him to the mat. Now Dertah standing. Dertah with an Aztecan suplex on Brick Lesnar sends him to the mat. Flying kick by Dertah takes Brick Lesnar down. ]

JR - Brick Lesnar takes a flying kick.

[Now Brick Lesnar standing. Brick Lesnar uses a cradle suplex on Dertah. Brick Lesnar gets up. Brick Lesnar grabs Dertah and applies an arm wrench. Brick Lesnar hits Dertah with an elbowdrop. Brick Lesnar gets back to his feet. Dertah hits Brick Lesnar with a Baba chop. Dertah hits a koppo kick on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar stands up. Dertah grabs Brick Lesnar's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex. Dertah chants start. Dertah stands up. Dertah climbs to the top rope and nails Brick Lesnar with a reverse flying elbow drop. Dertah executes a flying headbutt on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar drives a forearm into the head of Dertah. Brick Lesnar tackles Dertah to the mat. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Dertah drives a forearm into Brick Lesnar. Dertah goes up to the top and comes down on Brick Lesnar with an asai leg lariat. Dertah climbs to his feet. Dertah leg drops Brick Lesnar. Dertah chants start. Dertah executes a piledriver on Brick Lesnar. Dertah with the Flying Elbowdrop on Brick Lesnar! Brick Lesnar stumbles up and then Dertah hits the mental! Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Dertah!!!


(We go into the back, where Dertah is coming from his match, but Kurt Angle gets in his face)

Kurt Angle-That wasn’t too bad, but it sure wasn’t close to what I’m about to do to KANE tonight. Why don’t you sit back, and watch a wrestling machine at work

(Angle passes as Davari yells at Dertah in a language few understand and then leaves
JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from HEEL, KANE!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[fire blasts on the stage, but KANE walks through it. KANES on fire, but he seems to not to care. Until it registers in his head and he starts jumping around in pain. The ring crew puts him out and rolls him into the ring ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Kurt Angle!!! (crowd boos ******)

[Kurt Angle walks to the ring with Davari. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks KANE's boots and knee pads. Kurt Angle executes a pumphandle suplex on KANE. (ding, ding, ding) KANE hits Kurt Angle with a heart punch. They lockup. KANE sends Kurt Angle to the corner of the ring. KANE chops Kurt Angle. KANE pokes Kurt Angle in the eye with his thumb. KANE with an illegal chokehold on Kurt Angle. ]

JR - KANE with a choke hold.

[Kurt Angle stands up. Kurt Angle goes for a Scorpion Death Drop but KANE dodges the attack. Kurt Angle and KANE go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Kurt Angle swings a Steel chair and hits KANE. KANE is bleeding as a result. ]

The King - Excellent *does the Mr. Burns fingers thing*

[(..2) Kurt Angle uses a snap mare takeover on KANE. (...3) Kurt Angle knees KANE and rolls back to his feet. (....4) Kurt Angle executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of KANE. Kurt Angle gets back to his feet. KANE is back on his feet. KANE hits Kurt Angle with an atomic drop. They fight into the aisle. (.....5) Kurt Angle unleashes the Canadian backbreaker on KANE. Kurt Angle is back on his feet. Kurt Angle and KANE move back to ringside. (......6) (.......7) Kurt Angle takes KANE into the ring. Kurt Angle jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on KANE. Kurt Angle gets back to his feet. Now KANE standing. KANE with an Aztecan suplex on Kurt Angle sends him to the mat. KANE gets back to his feet. Kurt Angle gets back to his feet. Kurt Angle with an Aztecan suplex on KANE sends him to the mat. Kurt Angle gets up. Kurt Angle puts KANE in an arm grapevine submission. KANE is up again. Kurt Angle hits a ropeflip moonsault on KANE. Kurt Angle is back on his feet. Kurt Angle and KANE go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Kurt Angle swings a Steel chair and hits KANE. KANE is bleeding as a result. (..2) Kurt Angle grabs KANE and applies an arm wrench. KANE moves back to his feet. (...3) KANE with an illegal chokehold on Kurt Angle. ]

JR - Kurt Angle takes a choke hold.

[Kurt Angle stands up. (....4) Kurt Angle goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on KANE. Kurt Angle gets back to his feet. KANE is back on his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Kurt Angle bites KANE's arm out of desparation. Kurt Angle executes a headlock takedown. Kurt Angle stomps KANE's head. ]

JR - Kurt Angle executes a stomp.

[KANE gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle executes a corkscrew legdrop on KANE. Kurt Angle goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on KANE. ]

The King - flying sitdown splash!

[KANE gets tiger suplexed by Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle gets back to his feet. Kurt Angle measures KANE up and drops a closed fist. Kurt Angle gets back to his feet. Kurt Angle hits KANE with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. KANE gets knocked on the ground and Kurt Angle flips onto him. KANE gets hit with the shooting star press from Kurt Angle. The ref starts the count. ...1 KANE escapes. Kurt Angle gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on KANE. Kurt Angle hits KANE with the Asai moonsault bodyblock. Kurt Angle moves back to his feet. Kurt Angle and KANE go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]

JR - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Kurt Angle with a falling splash on KANE. KANE moves out of the way. Angle stumbles and Kane body slams Angle. KANE goes up the top rope and waits for Angle to get up, Angle runs up the turnbuckle and then hits a super belly to belly suplex off the top rope. Kane goes crashing down to the mat, and sits up as Angle is getting up. KANE stumbles back, Angle hits the Angle Slam! Angle pulls the straps down and then puts on the Ankle Lock, KANE taps!]

JR - The winner of this match, Kurt Angle!!!

(Kurt Angle celebrates, but suddenly from behind Dertah jumps Kurt Angle. Angle is down Deretah hits a few fists to the face. Davari jumps on the apron, gets Dertah’s attention, and Dertah takes a swing, which allows Angle to get up and then Angle fires back as the two start to brawl. Officials come from the back and then separate the two. We fade away and get ready for Shockwave)

(The Shockwave video starts, as we run through it. Finally it comes to an ending as the lights are alright up. Shockwave starts off as "Dirthouse" blasts on the PA system as Dragon comes to the ring, seemly not in a good mood. Dragon is wearing different color contacts, because everybody knows that makes you look hella cool, he's also wearing an armband with the letters XD on it. The arm bands are color coded to the rest of his ring attire. Dragon steps into the ring and then gets handed a microphone by the ring crew. They jump out of the ring, as they don't want to be in the path of the enraged Matt Dragon. He calms down in the ring as he looks around the crowd and then looks up and then looks back forward into the camera)

(OOC-This is not take away from the winner of the CM Punk/Dragon match. This is just a mock at the Rey/Orton feud. (I would not disrespect Eddie, just the feud that his name was whored in). So you all know, hopefully this turns out to be a good idea. If not, don't pay attention..it won't be around for long)

Matt Dragon-You know, there are a lot of questions that have gone through my mind since last week. Could I have done a better job? Did I let my amigo, Xtreme Deema down? Well the answer....is....NO, you see there was more to that match than meets the eye last week. I want everyone to see some footage that a lot of you at home did not see...

(We get a new view from the finished of last week, as Dragon is on the top rope with CM Punk. Suddenly a man dressed all black trips up Dragon and CM Punk is able to make the reverse that won him the match. Then after the EMF went to commercial it goes to a shot with Dragon looking up on his knee's from the ring as the man stands, unmasked as none other than Randy Orton himself doing his patented pose.)

Matt Dragon-Yeah, that's right. It's all because of Randy Orton. Randy! It not about the extreme title! Face me!

(They wait a while, as Dragon paces around. Suddenly "burn in my light" blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton comes out from the back already with a microphone. He steps into the ring as signals for them to cut his music.)

.::Randy Orton::.-Greatness has just entered the ring, and finally returned back here to SHOCKWAVE! Now Dragon, I know that you are wondering just why I did what I did last week. I'm here to set the record straight. Well it's quite simple, you see Dragon you have something that I want. If you will *Orton points to the EMFtron as a picture of EMF Hall of Fame is shown*. You know Dragon, for years and years I sit back and wondered how someone like you Dragon you get in there. It must be some divine intervention from the spirits of truly GREAT EMF superstars of past. Because otherwise there is NO way that you, of all people could among some of the greats in the EMF people. It was all a FLUKE, you hear me DRAGON...A.........FLUKE. *Randy pulls out some papers from his pocket, reads a few lines over then quickly puts them away and acts like nothing has happened.* that you somehow got into the right crowd, and found the right jobber to make you look like you were something special. That brings to what I want, I want true greatness to go down in hisory. Because I'm Randy.........ORTON......LEGEND KILLER. You're not good enough to be in the hall of fame, Dragon, you never should have made it! So.......I'm challenging you for your Hall of Fame spot at Payback!

(Dragon gets a weird look, as he looks up to the screen as it looks like he's talking and he starts to point to the EMFtron that still has the HOF picture. Orton rises the microphone and says)

Randy Orton-You know, if your talking to Xtreme Deema, Dragon. Then save it, because bro.......Deema...he's not there. He's down there.

*Randy points to the bottom of the screen, obviously the HOF picture was actually a video feed as the camera moves down and away down and away to show another dark hall way. That has bats coming out of it, fire, and AN ARKIE runs out of it commando style as Big Mastadon chases him)

Randy Orton-IN JOBBER HELL!!

(Dragon responses with a few punches and knocks Randy out of the ring. Randy falls out of the ring and Dragon grabs the microphone as Orton backs up the ramp.)

“James Hardy theme” blasts on the PA system as James Hardy walks to the ring

JR-James Hardy has not been in a real match in quite a long time

King-He had that match against RVT

Kris Gaffney-If you consider that a “real match”

“Zakk theme” as Zakk walks to the ring and steps into the ring

JR-Not much is known about this new comer

King-Although that Matt Dragon is a fan of him for some reason

“Unleashed” blasts on the PA system as Batista walks to the ring, and then steps into the ring after doing as his poses

King-whoooooooooo DONKEY KONG!

JR-were going to hear this all match, aren’t we?

Kris Gaffney-yep!

[Batista comes into the ring and then Zakk and Hardy looks at the much more stronger Batista and then a few words are passed between them and then Zakk and Hardy turn around and then they start to hammer away at Batista who is taken off guard with the double team of the two other competitors in this match as he stumbles back to the ropes and then Batista goes to the ropes and then bounces off the ropes. Zakk and Hardy leap in the air and then hits a double drop kick that stumbles back and Batista falls through the ropes and falls on the arena floor. Now with Batista out of the way for the time being Hardy hits Zakk from behind and then Zakk stumbles back and then Hardy hits a few fists to the face and whips Zakk to the ropes. Zakk bounces off the ropes and then Hardy gets a spinning back elbow to the face of Zakk. Zakk goes down and holds his face after getting hit with the move and then Zakk pushes him to the mat and then drops an elbow drop on Zakk and gets up and Hardy drops another elbow drop to Zakk and then Hardy gets up and nails a falling axe handle into Zakk. Hardy goes into the cover and gets the 1…………..2………..kick out by Zakk. Hardy looks at the ref and doesn’t decide to question the count and then hits a few count and then Hardy hits a few hard forearm shots to the face and then Hardy tries to whip Zakk to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Zakk and Hardy goes to the ropes and bounces off the ropes. Hardy leaps in the air and then hits Zakk with the flying forearm shot ot the face of Hardy and then Zakk stumbles up to his feet and then Hardy picks up Zakk and hits a body slam on Zakk. Hardy goes to the ropes and climbs up to the top rope and waits for Zakk to get up and then Hardy leaps off to what seems to be a body press. But Zakk counters it with a power slam. But Zakk can’t follow it up with a pin as he falls away from the pin and is now on the mat and then Zakk can’t follow up as he goes to the ropes and then climbs up to his feet as Hardy see’s Zakk getting up. So he charges at Zakk trying to get the advantage back, but it’s countered with a back body drop to the outside and then Zakk drops down to the mat and then rolls the outside and then Zakk hits a few stomps on the downed Hardy who tries to get up to his feet. But suddenly Batista comes out of no where and almost takes their heads off with a double clothesline.]

King-Oh, Donkey Kong…almost forgot about him

Kris Gaffney-How could you forget about Donkey Kong!?!

*Kris throws a barrel at King, but King leaps over and gets 500 points*

JR-moving on

[Batista takes Zakk and throws hard into the steps and then takes James Hardy by the hair and rolls him into the ring and then Batista rolls into the ring. James Hardy not wanting to back down gets up and then charges at Batista, but Bastista is able to counter with a fist to the face and then Hardy gets up and then Hardy gets hit with another fist to the face this time not so hard not to knock him down. Just to knock him back. Hardy stumbles near the corner and then Batista hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut of Hardy and then whips Hardy into the other side of the ring as he crashes into the corner and Batista comes running in and hits a big clothesline into the corner as Batista waits for Hardy. Hardy stumbles out of the corner and Batista grabs Hardy and puts him on his shoulder and then backs up and charges with him and nails a running power slam into the cover and gets the 1………2……..kick out by Hardy. Batista shrugs his shoulders knowing that he has all the time in the world and then Batista picks up Hardy and hits a few fists to the face and then Batista hits a few fists to the face and Batista tries to whip Batista to the ropes and then Hardy reverses the whip and then Batista goes to the ropes and then being stunned as he is Hardy can only manage a weak attempt at a clothesline that’s easily ducks under by Batista and then Hardy turns around right into Batista’s waiting arms and then Batista body presses Hardy in the air for a few moments and then walks over to the ropes and then dumps Hardy over the top rope. Hardy goes flying into Zakk who is just recovering right now. Both wrestlers are down as Batista pumps up the crowd after that move as they response.]

JR-Batista is dominating

King-I wonder if Batista thinks that either of them are Mario?

Kris Gaffney-If he does…then their FUCKED

[Batista goes to the outside and then brings in James Hardy, Hardy stumbles around and Batista hits a few fists and whips him off the ropes and then Batista hits one of his spinebusters on Hardy. Batista gets up and then looks like he’s about to get ready for the Batista Bomb, but then he spots Zakk charging at him. But he counters this by hitting another spinebuster as James Hardy rolls to the outside and then Batista goes to the ropes and starts to shake his ropes. Put the thumbs up, and then puts the thumbs down as Batista picks up Zakk and lifts him and drives him down for the Batista bomb, into the cover and gets the 1………………2…………….3[

(We go into the backstage area where Trish Stratus is walking through the backstage area with Joy trailing, suddenly screaming comes from a side of the camera. Joy see’s it and has to run away as Trish gets attacked by Victoria and speared down. The two fight as officials come and tear off Victoria and Trish from each other. They both yell things at each other)

*The lights in the arena go out, and the ones around the ramp and the stage turn shades of green and purple. "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed begins to blast through the arena, and not long after, The New Church, led by the newly crowned World Heavyweight Champion, Angelus Archer walks out. Following close behind him are Paul Heyman and James Mitchell. These three men all make their way to the edge of the stage, and stop, with Angelus standing in the center, Mitchell to his left, and Heyman to his right. The three men stand there for a moment, and then all three turn and look at the entrance, and as they do, Jarred Carthallion comes strutting out onto the stage, wearing a thinly pin striped black suit, a crimson red shirt, and an even darker red tie. A look of accomplishment on his face, he strolls across the stage and shakes the hands of both Mitchell and Heyman, and then he and Angelus embrace one another for a brief moment. The four men then turn and make their way down the ramp to the ring. Mitchell and Heyman are the first to make their way up the steps and into the ring, followed closely by Jarred who once he reaches the ring apron, walks to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs up on it, with Angelus climbing onto the opposite turnbuckle, the two men both begin to taunt the fans before they both climb down and step into the ring. By this time, Paul Heyman has grabbed a couple of microphones, and hands one to both Jarred and Angelus before walking over and grabbing a third for himself. The groups music begins to fade, and the fans begin to scream obscenities as the four men standing in the ring, but The New Church seems to enjoy the heat they are getting, as a grin comes across each of their faces. Angelus takes the World Championship off and drapes the newly polished championship over his shoulder, looking over at Heyman and Jarred and saying something as he does.*

Heyman:"Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to be the first to introduce you to your NEW EMF World Heavyweight Champion....."THE SLAYER OF LIFE" ANGELUS ARCHER!!!"

*The crowd begins to boo even louder now, some even throwing their trash, mainly empty water bottles and beer cups at the ring.*

Jarred:"Whoa, I don't think they're very pleased with that announcement Paul."

Heyman:"Well I don't think any of us really care if they are pleased with it or not, and you of all people should know that. Now, if you'll all be so kind as to shut your mouths for a minute, I'll be more than happy to fill you all in on as to why we're out here tonight. Now, as you all know, just a few weeks ago, Angelus Archer made his triumphant return to the top of the mountain when he defeated John Cena to once again become the World Heavyweight Champion. There was something else that happened that night though. There was a "miracle" that occured that took each and everyone of us by surprise......."

Jarred:"I GOT UP AND WALKED!!!!!!"

*The fans all begin to boo again as the four men in the ring begin to laugh, nearly doubling over they are all laughing so hard over what Jarred just said.*

Jarred:"No, in all seriousness though, there really wasn't anything miraculous about it. Unless you consider just how fucking gullable all of you idiots are to be a miracle. Because personally, I would consider that, not only a curse, but grounds for a mass suicide. I mean, Wes Ikeda was able to figure it all, he even told Cena, and the rest of the world, that I was going to one day come out of that infernal wheel chair and walk again. Yet, for some reason, nobody wanted to listen to him. You all really thought that there was some serious bad blood between Angelus and myself. You all really thought that my career was over, and that Angelus had slit my throat and left me to be a vegetable for the rest of my life. God your all a bunch of fucking idiots. The burning question on all of your minds now though, is this...Why Jarred? Why did you choose that precise moment to come out of the wheel chair? Why did you attack Wes and then blast John Cena with the title? Well, let me put it to you all like this. Do any of you remember the week before that match, when everytime you saw Paul Heyman and Angelus together, they were talking about somebody who was going to do his part. Paul kept calling and talking to somebody on his cell phone, well guess what, that was ME! Oh, I know, I know, I was sitting in a wheel chair while he was talking to somebody on the phone. Well guess what, that was my voice mail he was talking to. Hell, most of the time he wasn't talking to anybody other than himself and the phone that was glued to his head, and you all fell for it. And then, when Wes showed up at ring side, every damn one of you thought that it was Wes that they had been talking about. You all thought that some kind of evil pact had been made with Wes Ikeda and that some sort of strange deal had been worked out for his services. Well guess what, you were all wrong. You see, it wasn't supposed to exactly happen the way it did, but when Wes showed up, I couldn't just lay there and play stupid any longer. I had to get up and do something about it. And thats exactly what I did. I got up, shocking the whole world, and I laid into Wes Ikeda. I sent him packing back to the locker room like the bitch that he is, and then I turned my attention to John Cena. And once I had Cena in my sights, I made damn sure that he didn't leave with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. And I don't care what any of you have to say about it. I don't give a damn what any of you think about it, especially you Cena. Sure, you and Angelus may be tag team partners. The two of you may have a working agreement, but you and I don't have anything boy. I'll tell you this, what happened that night was nothing personal, it was all business as far as I'm concerned, but believe you me, if you for any reason, any reason what so ever, feel like you need to come and get you a piece of this Hall Of Famer, then please, by all means come and get you some. Because boy, I won't hesitate to show you how we "old timers" used to do it back in the day!"

Angelus:"You see John, what Jarred said is true. It wasn't supposed to happen this way. He really wasn't supposed to get involved in our match. His involvement, was really merely a precautionary messure just incase anybody else wanted to stick their nose where it didn't belong. And thats exactly what happened. And like he said, it was nothing personal, but you should know as well as anybody, that once you enter that ring, and the bell sounds, its all business from that point on. You and I both knew that one of us was going to have to lose that match, and watch the other walk out with the World Heavyweight Championship, and in the end, it came down to the fact that I wanted it more than you. John, I'm ready and willing to put all of this behind us though. Whatever issues you may have with Jarred, thats between the two of you, but as far as you and I are concerned, in my eyes, we still have some tag gold that we need to go and rescue from Tony Ikeda and Scott Kincaid, and I'm just waiting on you to let me know that your ready to go. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I suppose I should address the sorry bastard who tried to stick his nose in my business a few weeks ago. Wes Ikeda, you sorry son of a bitch, what in the hell were you trying to do? Did you really think that you could just march down to the ring, blast me in the head with the championship, watch Cena pick up the victory, and then get your rematch with Cena next week? Is that what you were thinking? Because if it was, I guess you really fucked up didn't you? Because I know that the last thing you wanted was to have to step in the ring with me one on one. I know that you were hoping that you would never have to step in the ring with me again. Because you know, just like all of these people know, that when I get my hands on you, there is no telling what I might do. Hell, I might just decide to finally finish what I started a couple of years ago when I nearly stabbed you to death right here in the middle of this very ring. You remember that night don't you Wes? The night that Jarred and I brought little Blaine back to you and Katrina. The night of terror that will forever plague you when you go to bed at night. The night that your wife and son nearly had to watch you bleed to death in this ring. Oh, but it wasn't meant to be that night. Jarred saved your life, and for some reason spared you. And while you were able to get the better of me a few weeks later when you defended this very championshp against me, I guarantee that things will be different this time around. Wes, next week, at Payback, you'll be looking for just that. I've got news for you though, I'll be looking for blood, and plenty of it. And I promise you now Wes, when I get my hands on you, not only will you be slain, but you will be SHANKED!!!! And that Wes Ikeda...IS A FUCKING GOSPEL!!!!"

*"Down With The Sickness" begins to play again as the four men begin to make their exits from the ring, the fans again beginning to bathe them in a chorus of boos as the EMF cuts to a quick commercial break.*

(We go to an exclusive segment....that once again has no camera's, so NO one can say they say it. We start with Darter walking from the arena into the parking lot, he's muttering something about having to get Pun's bags. He gets to Pun's car and grabs his keys unlocks the trunk and pulls out a few bags, he then notices one of the other things he was looking for was not there. He realizes it must be in the car itself. Darter closes the trunk, and loads his arms with the bags as he goes over to the back of the car and looks into the window and see's another bag. He tries to unlock the back, but then the keys slip from his hand with his arms being so over loaded and drops to the ground. Darter ducks down, just as another car pulls up in a parking spot near Pun's. Vice President Amy Jericho, and her friend Sierra who are obviously carpooling step out of the car. The two grab their bags as Sierra looks around the parking lot to make sure it's safe to say what she's about to. She doesn't realize that Darter's around, hidden by Punisher's car and can hear everything.)

Sierra-You know how dangerous this is, being pregnant and being one of Edge's biggest targets

.::Amy Jericho::.-I know, but Jericho and I hopefully got something to solve the problem. I'm more worried about him now..but Sierra. We can't talk about this anymore, this is a big secret...god knows how many people would tell Edge about my pregnancy just for their own gain.

Sierra-Yeah, I know. Well we better get going.

(The two friends walk into the arena talking about other random stuff that isn't so much a secret. Darter slowly peeks through the windows to make sure they're gone before standing up. A smile slowly crosses his face as we go back to the ring.)

“Wilsonator’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Wilsonator walks to the ring

JR-This is a great opportunity for Wilsonator, you got to wonder how many of these chances will come this easy

King-yeah

Kris Gaffney-Well it’s not too hard, annoy the champion, and get a title shot….I could get one every week if I wanted

“Problem Solver” blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko walks to the ring, he holds it up and steps into the ring

JR-You got to wonder if Tomko is going to use the break up the four horsemen as a motivator

King-We will see

*Kris is on the phone*

Kris Gaffney-Draft picks for all my good players…BRILLANT..DEAL!

[Wilsonator tries to get the advantage as Tomko is looking over the crowd on the apron and does Tomko falls to the mat as Wilsonator slides out of the ring and then stomps on the downed Tomko and then Wilsonator waits for Tomko to get up as Tomko stumbles up to his feet and then Wilsonator tries to smash Tomko’s face into the ring post by whipping him into the ropes. But Tomko is not beat down enough and is able to put the breaks on Wilsonator and over strength pulls Wilsonator and then hits a big short arm clothesline that takes down Wilsonator to the mat, Tomko shakes off the effects of the moves and then Tomko hits a few stomps on the downed Wilsonator. Tomko then after he’s done shaking off the moves takes Wilsonator by the hair and then does exactly what Wilsonator was about to do to him and then charges with him and then throws him into the ring post. Wilsonator’s head bounces off and then Tomko lets him just stumble around and then Wilsonator gets thrown into the ring as Tomko jumps on the apron and climbs to the top rope waiting for Wilsonator. Wilsonator stumbles up to his feet, and then Tomko leaps off the top rope and nails a flying shoulder block on Wilsonator and takes down Wilsonator. Tomko goes into the cover and gets the 1………….2………kick out by Wilsonator and then Tomko shrugs knowing that the match is getting started as Wilsonator gets away from Tomko trying to cause some separation and then goes into the corner and then Tomko follows him and lets Wilsonator gets to his feet and then Wilsonator stands up in the corner and then Tomko hits a few fists to the stomach of Wilsonator. Wilsonator is basically jumping after every one showing how hard they are and Tomko whips Wilsonator to the ropes and then Wilsonator crashes hard into the corner and then Tomko charges at Wilsonator in the corner, but at the last second Wilsonator moves out of the way and crashes into the corner shoulder first as Wilsonator hits the ropes and is seemly going for some move of some sort, but it’s cut off as soon as Tomko realizes what is going on and then Tomko is able to hits a big clothesline to Wilsonator. Wilsonator goes down to the mat and then Tomko waits for Wilsonator stumbles up to his feet and then Tomko picks up Wilsonator over his shoulder and then brings him into the corner and goes for some sort of move. But it’s countered by Wilsonator by sliding out the back. Tomko realizes this and charges at Wilsonator who is in the corner, Wilsonator is able to counter the charge by hitting a drop toe hold that sends Tomko face first into the second turnbuckle.]

JR-That bought Wilsonator sometime

King-Maybe he can call a time out

Kris Gaffney- Too bad there isn’t any…if there was, then I could quickly run to see if I got any trade offers for the Magic. I’m looking for young players, wonder how good Wilsonator or Tomko would be as basketball players…

[Tomko is just hanging over the second rope and then Wilsonator charges and hits a low drop kick into the back of Tomko. Tomko is pain as Wilsonator bought him self a few more moments to rest as Tomko gets up the corner and then Wilsonator gets up and hits a few shots to the face of Tomko and then Wilsonator drags Tomko’s face into top rope. Tomko holds his face as he stumbles into the corner opposite of where he was originally and then Wilsonator fires off sting fists to the face and then Tomko hits a few fists to the face of Tomko and then Wilsonator whips Tomko into the opposite side of the ring and then Tomko hits hard into the corner and then Wilsonator charges into the corner and then jumps and nails a monkey flip on Tomko. Tomko hits hard and then stumbles to his feet and then Wilsonator backs to the ropes and then leaps and hits a bulldog head lock driving TOmko’s head into the mat and then goes into the cover after pushing him on his back and gets a 1…………………..2……………kick out by Tomko. Wilsonator gets up and then hits a few stomps on the downed Tomko, Tomko turns to his stomach as Wilsonator drops a leg across his head. Tomko keeps getting up, but really, really dazed and then Tomko is up and then stumbles right into Wilsonator who picks up Tomko and then hits an inverted atomic drop. Tomko stumbles back in pain and then Wilsonator backs to the ropes and then comes off the ropes and then knocks down Tomko with a spinning back elbow. Tomko stumbles up, Wilsonator kicks Tomko in the gut and then picks him up and hits a piledriver on Tomko.]

JR-It would seem that Wilsonator came to try to win the TV championship

King-Why wouldn’t he?

JR-Well, there are people that just don’t come ready to fight

Kris Gaffney-BLAH, to them

[Wilsonator goes into the cover and gets the 1………………….2……….kick out by Tomko, Wilsonator looks up and can’t believe that he didn’t get the three and then Wilsonator goes to the outside of the ring and then waits for Tomko to get up. Wilsonator stands ready as Tomko stumbles to his feet, Wilsonator spring boards on the top rope and leaps off. But out of instinct, Tomko is able to counter the move with catching Wilsonator with the big boot. Wilsonator goes down on the mat and Tomko goes into the cover 1……………..2………3]

Kris Gaffney-And Tomko wins it!

JR-Wilsonator gave a fight, but in the end Tyson Tomko proved why he is the TV champion

Finkel:"Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. About to make their way to the ring, the team of Frank Snow and Duke Snyder!"

(We go into backstage shot as Christian walks down the hall way, by himself. Suddenly Christian stops and looks like he just seen a ghost)

.::Christian::.-YOU!?!?! What the hell are you doing back!

(Suddenly the camera gets knocked down as sounds of a fight as Christian hits the ground obviously really beat up, and is actually bleeding a bit. Suddenly Dewey Pond goes into the camera line of sight. He takes some papers out of his pocket)

Pond-Christian, I just wanted to send a message...that Dewey Pond...is back. You see this, this is a new contract for me and I got one for Tori. Your going to regret the day that your brother messed with us!

(Pond backs away as another hand reaches down and pulls Christian up and throws him against the wall. The camera gets another shot as Chris Jericho face comes into the screen with a look of hatred.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Did you think you would get rid of me! CLB, Edgeward’s gonna have to do a HELL of a lot more to even comse close. So I want you to send your brother a message, the Slayer of Career is BACK! Tell him....the Other World awaits you BOTH! TELL HIM..that means I'm going to coming for you both, you got me!?!

(Christian nods as Jericho throws him down in the hall way, bleeding as we fade away)

[Snow and Snyder's entrance music begins to play and the two large men walk out onto the stage, greeted by a chorus of boos. The two men ignore the response of the fans and simply make their way to the ring. Snow and Snyder both step up onto the ring apron from the floor, and then both go over the top rope to step into the ring. The two large Canadiens begin to antogonize the fans as, creating even more heat for themselves as their entrance music comes to a close.]

Finkel:"And now introducing their opponents. First, making his way to the ring, he is the Intercontinental Champion...."The Phenemenal" A.J Styles!"

[Styles' entrance theme begins to play, and his pyro starts to go off as he steps out onto the stage, the Intercontinental Championship around his waist, and his head covered by the hood of his vest jacket. AJ stops at the edge of the stage and lifts the hood just enough to look around, and then suddenly tosses it back, tosses his arms straight to his sides, as even more pyro goes off. The fans all come to their feet, cheering The Phenomenal One as he begins to make his way to the ring. Styles stop about half way down the ramp thought, and pulls his jacket and the title off, laying them on the ramp and awaiting the entrance of his partner.]

Finkel:"And now introducing his tag team partner. From Las Angeles, California...."The Masterpiece" Chris Masters!"

[The Masterspiece's music begins to play as the lights in the arena are dimmed down. The crowd all come to their feet, each trying to catch a good look at the entrance of Chris Masters. As they stand there though, nobody comes out. After a few more moments, their attention is drawn to the ring. Chris Masters hops over the ring barrier, and grabs Frank Snow from behind by his ankles and pulls him out of the ring. The lights come back up, the bell sounds, and Styles rushes the ring, meeting Duke Snyder in the middle of the ring. Styles and Snyder begin to trade blows, but after a couple of even trades, the big man takes the upper hand, backing AJ against the ropes. Meanwhile, Masters has pulled Frank Snow out of the ring, and is laying some serious rights and lefts on the big man. Masters finally grabs Snow by the arm, and whips him from the ring to the barricade, where Snow makes impact back first. The impact causes Snow to drop to one knee. Masters quickly delivers a stiff kick to the side of Snow's head that sends snow to the floor, clutching both his back and head. Masters takes this chance to rush around the ring, and toss the time keeper out of his seat, folding up the steal chair and sliding in the ring with it. Snyder has AJ backed in a corner now, and is just about to whip him across the ring to the opposite corner when Masters lays the steal chair across his back. Snow lets go of Styles and grabs his back, taking a few steps backwards. AJ quickly hops up onto the second turnbuckle, and then jumps off, taking the big man down with a quick clothes line. Styles stands up and motions for Masters to pick Snow up. Masters drops the chair, and grabs Frank Snow by the head, pulling him to his feet. Styles lays a few rights and lefts into Snow's temple, and then runs to the ropes, using them for leverage. Styles takes to the air, attempting an Owen Hart style leg larriet, but Snow somehow manages to duck out of the way, causing Styles to pop Masters instead. About this time, Duke Snyder rolls into the ring and grabs Styles by the throat as he stands up, and quickly delivers a bone shaking choke slam. Snyder looks around the arena, and then points to Snow who merely smiles at him, and then they survey the two men laying before them.]

J.R:"Well, it seems that Snow and Snyder have finally gathered themselves, and they seem poised to do some serious damage to both Styles and Chris Masters."

King:"This definently doesn't look good for the Intercontinental Champion. But most importantly, thats no way to treat a Masterpiece."

Gaffney:"Oh do shut up King! Don't you know that every masterpiece has to be weathered a little bit before it can truly be called a masterpiece."

[Frank Snow grabs Styles by the head, dragging him to his feet, and very easily tossing him over the top rope to the floor below. Snow follows Styles to the outside of the ring, where he picks him up and rams him back first into the ring, time and time again. AJ slumps to the floor in pain, clutching at his back, a glassy and glazed over look in his eyes. Snow pulls Styles back toh is feet, and quickly scoops him up, draping him over his shoulder. Snow points to the ring post, and takes off towards it, though just before AJ's head was about to make impact, he slides down Snow's back and shoves Snow into the post instead. Snow hits the post head first, and immediately falls to the floor, holding onto his head, the blood visible under his hands. Back in the ring, Duke Snyder is puttig to the boots to the downed Chris Masters. He finally stops, having noticed the steal chair that is laying just a few feet away. Snyder heads over and picks up the chair, standing there, waiting for Masters to get back to his feet. After a few seconds, Chris Masters finally starts to stand up, using the ropes for leverage, and trying to shake the cob webs out of his head. Masters reaches his feet and turns to face Snyder, who immediately rushes forward, and wildly swings the chair at Masters' head. Chris manages to duck the chair shot though, and in doing so, Snyder's momentum sends him toppling over the top rope, and crashing to the floor below. Snyder lands just a few inches away from Styles, who looks up, still slightly groggy, and says something to Chris Masters. Masters rolls out of the ring, and grabs Frank Snow by the head, and rolls him back in the ring, the blood dripping all over the place as he does. Masters turns around and grabs Duke Snyder, and then rolls him back in the ring as well, then he and Styles both roll in after them, a couple of steal chairs in hand. Styles and Masters both stand up, their chairs poised to strike, each waiting for one of the big men to get to their feet. Frank Snow is the first to rise, and for his troubles, Chris Masters blasts him in the stomach, and then the head with the steal chair, driving the big man down to one knee in the process. About this time, Duke Snyder is standing up, and he too receives a couple of shots from the chair for his troubles. Styles drops his chair and delivers a couple of stiff rights to the temple of Snyder before setting him up, and then picking him up for the Styles Clash. Meanwhile, Chris Masters has situated himself behind Frank Snow. He slowly reaches down with one arm, and hooks it under one of Snow's arms, and then slowly does the same with the other. Masters starts to fight to lock his hands behind Snow's head, and despite the fight that Snow is putting up, Masters is able to lock in the Masterlock. AJ Styles has picked up Duke Snyder, and just barely manages to situate his large arms behind his legs, and deliver the Styles Clash. Styles rolls the big man over, and goes into the cover. The referee situates himself so that he can both check for the tap out, and make the count at the sametime....1.....2......3....TAP OUT! The bell rings as the three count is made at the sametime that Frank Snow begins to try and tap from the Masterlock. Masters releases the hold, and tosses the big man to the mat.]

Finkel:"Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this match, the team of Chris Masters and A.J Styles!!!"

“Kincaid’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Scott Kincaid walks to the ring

King-So…why is Kincaid getting another shot

Kris Gaffney-It must not have counted, because he felt it was INCOMPLETE win

JR-Well, regardless Kincaid is here with the opportunity to gain another shot.

“Number 1” blasts on the PA system as Dude Nick walks to the ring

JR-It’s very brave for Dude Nick to put his shot up

King-Guess he didn’t want any INCOMPLETE title shot

Kris Gaffney-Although most of the locker room would take them how ever they can get them. Got to give it to Nick there.

[Kincaid comes into the ring and then backs up, just wanting this match to get started clean and then the bell rings and then Kincaid and Nick go into the ring for a stare down and then after a few moments then take one step back and lock up. But then Nick is able to over power Kincaid and push him into the corner and then Nick backs up and then taunts to the crowd and then Kincaid looks back can’t believing the strength advantage, even though this isn’t the first time he’s faced Nick and then Kincaid decides to shake it off and then takes a few moments to pace around Nick and then they lock up again, once again Kincaid gets over powered and gets thrown into the corner. Nick decides to follow it up, but Kincaid decides to use his speed advantage and Nick misses the fist, Nick is in the corner and Kincaid hits a few fists to the face and then Nick is rocking back with everyone of the fists. Kincaid pulls Dude Nick after he’s sure that he’s stunned enough and Kincaid whips Nick to the ropes and then Dude Nick bounces off the ropes and then Kincaid hits a standing drop kick that stumbles back Dude Nick and he falls through the middle rope and on the floor. Kincaid waits for Dude Nick to get up. Dude Nick stumbles up near the apron and then Kincaid charges Dude Nick and nails a baseball slide into the face of Dude Nick that stumbles back Dude Nick and then Kincaid goes to the ropes and then waits for Dude Nick to get where he wants him and then Kincaid uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope and then goes for a cross body block that caught by Dude Nick and Dude Nick puts Kincaid on his shoulder and then aims him for the ring post and then charges with Kincaid and then Kincaid slides out the back before he’s long darted into the ring post and pushes Dude Nick into the ring post and Dude Nick bounces back and then Dude Nick bounces off and Kincaid takes Dude Nick and rolls him into the ring and then Kincaid goes to the top rope and then Kincaid waits for Dude Nick to get up. Dude Nick stumbles to his feet and then Kincaid leaps for a missile drop kick. Surprisely, it does not take Dude Nick off his feet, Kincaid goes to the top rope once again and then leaps off the top rope for a double axe handle that’s caught in mid air by Dude Nick]

JR-Kincaid went to the well one too many times

King-That’s never good

Kris Gaffney-Well Kincaid needs to do what he can to neutralize the height advantage

[Dude Nick takes Kincaid from a bear hug and then Dude Nick drives Kincaid back first into the turnbuckle and then Kincaid smashes hard into the corner and Dude Nick hits a few hard shoulder blocks into the gut of Kincaid and then Dude Nick backs out and then hits a few fists to the face of Kincaid and then whips him hard into the corner and then Kincaid comes out of the corner fast and Dude Nick lowers his head and then hits a back body drop on Kincaid. Kincaid hits hard and then Kincaid stumbles up and then Dude Nick hits a few hard forearm shots to the face and then whips him to the ropes and then Kincaid bounces off the ropes and then Nick goes for a clothesline. But it’s ducked under by Kincaid and then Kincaid goes to the opposite side of the ring and bounces from that ropes and then Dude Nick goes for a back elbow. But it’s ducked under and goes to the original side of the ring and then Kincaid bounces off that side and goes for a flying cross body block. Dude Nick ducks under and then Kincaid hits into the Then Dude Nick catches it and then takes a few steps forward and hits a fall away slam on Kincaid]

JR-Kincaid started this match fast, but the pure power of Dude Nick is too much for Kincaid

King-Time to hit the books

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, no training for him…all books. At least he won’t be accused for being illiterate

[Dude Nick then calls for the Dudemeister, Kincaid stumbles up and then Dude Nick gets ready. Another ref goes to check on the other ref, also just in case they need another person to call the match as Kincaid stumbles up. Dude Nick kicks him in the gut and then goes for the Dudemeister, but then Kincaid pushes Dude Nick off as Dude Nick goes off the ropes and then Dude Nick goes for a running clothesline. Kincaid somehow suplexes him, but what he doesn’t realize is the weight of Nick is pushing his shoulders down. Both refs go down to the count. 1…………………..2………………..3!! One ref goes to the outside as Dude Nick rolls out. One ref rises Kincaid’s arm, the other rises Nicks arm. The one in the ring starts to argue with the ref in the back as the refs with Nick trailing trying to find out what just happened goes to the back. Kincaid is the ring, suddenly two odd looking men jump Kincaid from behind and then starts to beat down Kincaid.]

JR-That’s Shannon Moore and Alex Shelley!!

King-Oh great, when did the EMF become The Nice Alternative

Kris Gaffney-Oh well, they probably wear good shoes

[After a few moments, Shelley picks up Kincaid who was already wore down from the match. Shelley kicks Kincaid in the gut and then Moore comes off the second rope with the Moorgasm. Suddenly Shelley says something to Shannon and the two leave as Kincaid’s tag team partner Badd Boy slides into the ring and then Shannon and Shelley back into the stage as Wes Ikeda appears from the back and then rises the arms of Shannon and Shelley…EMF goes off the air with that.]

(OOC-I figured having a triple threat for the IC title is the best solution, since neither RPer, RPed. The run in was requested by RPer of Shelley and Shannon, Tony I did only add you in because I figured you would help your tag partner. But if there is a problem, I’ll take you out and you never showed, deal?)