EMF: Saturday Shockwave

The EMF logo flashes on the screen, but instead of doing the usual entrance, as the EMF hits the air. We see the arena is completely dark with no lights visible but the many cell phones in the arena. Suddenly, a spotlight hits in the middle of the ring as the fans cheer at the sight of a familiar figure. He wears pair of black jeans and a #4 Brett Favre Green Bay Packers’ jersey. The fans continue to cheer at the familiar blond superstar. As he reaches to the rafters, a microphone begins to lower. When within his reach, he pulls the microphone close, but doesn’t say anything. The fans begin to get louder in anticipation as each moment goes by. Finally, he speaks:

Mr. Kennedy: Standing before you today is one of the greatest athletes in the world today. Everyone is lucky to even see him inside an EMF ring again, but he hails from the home of the Packers, Green Bay, Wisconsin. He stands an amazing six feet and two inches tall. He weighs in tonight at a phenomenal two hundred and forty-two pounds. He is a former EMF Extreme champion. He is ……… MISTER………KENNEDY……(as he heads to the corner and second turnbuckle)…….KENNEDY!!!

The fans cheer and say the words in tune with Kennedy. As the lights come up, Kennedy ditches the old style mic in favor of a wireless one. He takes a moment as he lets it all sink in. He listens to the cheers, but the expression on his face doesn’t change one bit. It’s all business, just like always. Finally the cheers die down, and:

Kennedy: There’s a lot of shocked faces out there. Surprised to see me? Surely, you knew I couldn’t stay away forever. Honestly, I’m surprised the EMF was even able to stay afloat without yours truly on the roster. I can only presume that its been the revenue from my souvenirs keeping this place open. It’s a shame the EMF didn’t know what a talent they let get away when I walked out that door, but some mistakes just can’t be undone though. When I entered the EMF, I set a goal for myself, to become the EMF Extreme champion. I accomplished, and not only did I just accomplish that goal, I was the most dominant EMF extreme champ other than possibly John Cena, and everyone in the back and back home in those corporate offices know that. Week after week, they lined the opponents up, and I took them down till finally there weren’t any left to line up. I guess my crime was and is that I’m just too damn good at what I do. What can I say, I got bored, burnt out. It wasn’t fun anymore, and this business has always been fun. So when it wasn’t anymore, I knew I needed to recharge my batteries. Needless to say, since I wasn’t an in ring competitor anymore when I was away from the EMF, they did in fact release me from my contract. So, about a month or so ago, I decide that I’m ready to return to the ring. I start calling the EMF offices and everyone I know in management to let them know I was ready to come back, but no one answered, no one returned my calls, and no one would get on the line at the office. I got no where, it’s like the EMF had turned their back on me. So finally I come to a realization, I can’t depend on anyone else. I’m gonna take matters into my own hands. So, I decide its time to cash in a few favors. Just because management doesn’t want anything to do with me doesn’t I don’t still have some boys back there in that locker room and everywhere in the EMF. That’s how I’ve made it in front of you tonight. I’m sure I won’t have long to talk tonight, but if the EMF doesn’t want anything to do with Mr. Kennedy, then I’m just not gonna give them a choice. They will have to deal with me. I’m gonna keep coming back. I’m not supposed to be here tonight, but I already am and theres nothing anyone can do about it. So, EMF, I’m back whether you like it or not. You might as well hire me because I’m gonna be at every show regardless if I’m on salary or not. It’s up to you how I behave at these shows. If you want me on my best behavior then pay me, but if you choose not to pay me, then I cant be held responsible for my actions because you will have sealed your own fate. I’m going back to the top of EMF, whether you like it or not. Everybody be sure to buckle up and hold on because its gonna be one hell of a wild ride all the way to the top and no one will be able to stop me because I am…. MISTER…. KENNEDY…..(pause for dramatic effect)….KENNEDY.

As Kennedy finishes, an EMF security guard enters the ring walking right into a Kennedy right hand. As the next man enters, he meets the same fate. As more security pours out of the locker room, Kennedy, realizing the odds aren’t in his favor, ducks out of the ring underneath the bottom rope and escapes by way of the crowd as the security guards unsuccessfully attempt to follow. As they turn back towards the ring, we see about ten security guards spread out in the ring all looking into the audience trying to locate former extreme champ. Suddenly the lights in the arena go out, and all that is seen is total darkness. The screams of the crowd is all that can be heard in the arena as this goes on for about a half minute. Finally, the lights come back up, and as they do, all that is seen is the unconscious bodies of the entire EMF security staff laid out all over the ring. There is no sign of Mr. Kennedy or anyone for that

(The Peeps Show set is set up in the ring as "just close your eyes" is blasting on the PA system. The camera focuses on Christian, who grins cockily in the middle of his set, he raises the microphone, and says.)

.::Christian::.-Welcome to the Peeps Show, the only show that's by the Peeps, and for the Peeps. Now I know that you people can't live without your daily dose of the Instant Classic, so I'm going to give you what you want. Now as much as I could just stand here, and talk about myself. I think there is a little issue that the Peeps want to know about, and hell, when it deals with two hot girls kissing. I'm thinking it's an issue I would like to know about too, you see at First Blood was a night of many surprises. One of those surprises was my guest on the Peeps show running into the women's championship match, and costing Torrie Wilson the championship, after making out with Jackie's best friend. So the Peeps want to know more about this, and as much as it pains Captain Charisma, I'm all about what the Peeps want, so I want you to welcome my guest on the Peeps show....MICKIE JAMES!

("Obsession" blasts out as Mickie James makes her way down the ramp, jumping up and down a lot and going over to the fans at ringside. She climbs into the ring, still bouncing about, and looking excited to finally be in the ring on Shockwave.)

Mickie: "Like... WOW... i'm on Shockwave... and... WE'RE IN ENGLAND! This is WAY cool!"

.::Christian::.-Let me add, that it only got cool because I happen to be in it, and speaking of in...*he shakes his head*...I guess I'm getting ahead of myself, first off Mickie welcome to the Peeps Show.

Mickie James: "That what show? DUDE... this is Shockwave! Like... oh my God! I can't believe i'm finally here!"

.::Christian::.-I didn't know I booked Maria...but regardless Mickie, you are right...this is Shockwave, but the Peep show is on Shockwave.

Mickie James: "Oh right.... yea.... gotcha! It's like the Highlight Reel... and that must be awesome coz Amy married the host! Heehee.... Peep Show... sounds kinda pervy... did you name it when you were peeping into the women's locker room? Heck I wouldn't blame you.... sometimes i'm tempted to do that myself!"

.::Christian::.-HEY HOW DID YOU KNOW....oh right...Damn Orton. No, this is the Peeps show...you know, for all my Peeps out there...anyways, let's get to the questions...shall we?

Mickie: "Isn't that a question itself... so guess we already did!"

.::Christian::.-*sigh* women....anyways...there are more than one. I'm going to ask you the tough questions, and get the things that all my Peeps want to know...the first one is about First Blood, and the women's title match. Why exactly did you interupt the women's title match?

Mickie: "Oh... well I thought that was obvious! You see Jackie Gayda.... she thinks shes so great.... just because shes got the title and shes best friends with Amy and whatever else... I was just proving to the world, as well as to my best friend and boss Amy Jericho... that I am by FAR superior to Jackie... and would take the title without trying if given the chance! I really am gutted that Torrie got DQ'ed... that was never my intention.... really I wanted to see Jackie beat so the world can see, and more importantly Amy can see, how over-rated she is!"

.::Christian::.-Now I know that you probably mean more than just being a friend, but to all the Peeps who don't get it. Because by the words you use, girls have tons of "friends", so we'll try to explain that a little more. Why exactly do you need to show the world, and Amy that Jackie is "over-rated"?

Mickie: "Oh thats obvious! Jackie and Amy are friends... but it's just not right! I think... Amy is only friends with Jackie coz she thinks she has talent... so if I show Amy thats all one big lie.... then I can be Amy's only friend! After all.... why would she want to hang around with losers! And... more than a friend? Of course not... but friends are allowed to enjoy the odd kiss now and then right? I know Amy's married and all but.. she can't tell me she didn't like it!"

(Christian grins.)

.::Christian::.-Speaking of which, I think I should get to know you better...but we'll talk about us a little later. Anyways, let's talk about that kiss, now I thought it was awesome, but other people thought it was odd. So I need to explain for people who ask too many questions. What exactly was that kiss about anyways?

Mickie: "Well dur! We were under the misletoe! You HAVE to kiss someone under the misletoe! And besides... it was just another sign for Amy that I like her way more than Jackie ever could.... and that...."

(Suddenly Mickie is interupted as "Generic theme" hits, and Jackie Gayda storms down the ramp and into the ring to confront her.)

.::Christian::.-Well, well, well what a surprise...I knew you would come to me at some point. I just didn't know it would be so public. But ladies and gentlemen the woman who's about to confess her undying love for Captain Charisma....Jackie Gayda.

Jackie: "Yea..... that's why i'm here. It wouldn't be anything to do with you inviting the little lesbian stalker to the ring! I don't know what your game is Mickie.... but i'll put a stop to it... one way or another."

.::Christian::.-I have many lesbian stalkers...you forget...Sierra wanted me too...but I don't know why you would put an end to Mickie's plan. Don't you see the awesomeness in it?

Jackie: "To be quite honest no i don't... not much awesomeness in being kicked in the head!"

.::Christian::.-Intereseting point, um...Mickie, your reaction?

Mickie: "That was just a taster of whats going to come... when I kick you in the head and take your womens title, just to show Amy who the TRUE champion is!" .::Christian::.-Hhhhhmmm...interesting...so Jackie, what do you think about all the things that Mickie is trying to accomplish? Not only take the women's championship from you, but to take your best friend...

Jackie: "Mickie James... i've beaten far worse than you... and if you ever are fortunate enough to get in the ring with me for this title... I promise you... I will destroy you! I am the longest reigning womens Champion of all time.... and you haven't even competed in a match! Compared to me... you're nothing... and Amy isn't stupid... she knows your nothing but a FREAK, and she'd NEVER want to be your friend!"

.::Christian::.-Some hurtful words, what do you think about that Mickie?

Mickie: "I guess there's only one way to settle it Jackie... but that can wait. It's just a shame you had to be friends with Amy... if you weren't.... maybe we could be friends... and get some misletoe out here!"

.::Christian::.-I think I should go and get some...

Jackie: "No need.... there's no chance of that happening! I wish you weren't facing Torrie tonight Mickie... so that I could beat some sense into you right here in Milton Keynes!"

.::Christian::.-Aw, you know you want to...or maybe you could just save it for me after the show. But regardless Mickie, you realize that if you want the women's title, that Jackie has more than just you to worry about. What if Jackie were to lose the title to Amy's supposive "sister" Becky Bayless, would that change your plans at all?

Mickie: "I'll tell you... Becky Bayless is not Amy's sister... and if she's gonna keep pretending... and then she wins the title... i'll gun her down too! Amy says she isn't her sister... and Amy is always right!"

.::Christian::.-I don't know, people have always said I look nothing like Edge...after all...I'm much better looking. But Jackie, what do you think...do you have what it takes to even get to Mickie?

Jackie: Oh please? Are you suggesting I can't beat Becky? The only title shes winning is "Ugliest Diva 2008" to go with the 2007 award she already won! I'll still be champion Mickie... and you can bet your lesbian ass that i'll beat the hell out of you just as soon as I can!"

.::Christian::.-Well anything can happen....AJ did beat me in a fluke one time..

(Mickie snaps at Jackie's latest comments, and gets up in her face.)

Mickie: "Maybe I won't wait my turn.... maybe i'll just take you right now..."

(Jackie taunts Mickie, as if daring her to, and Mickie fires a shot at her and the begin to brawl. Christian looks like he's enjoying watching it, but looks annoyed as EMF officials come down and break it up as we go into commercial.)

(We go into the backstage area just before Shockwave went on the air. Amy Jericho is walking down the hall way, wearing a long coat that is open, revealing a slightly longer than usual black skirt, with pink trim, and a mostly red shirt. Seems that she didn't want to wear anything else other than the extreme short skirts and shirt she had been wearing since losing control of her clothes. So with the weather getting colder, she had to start wearing these coats with wearing a skirt, as it was cold. Amy gets to the locker room door of John Cena, she frowns. It was another day in those heels, and in a ridiciously revealing dress. But she had a lot more on her mind. She walks in the locker room, after pushing open the door. John Cena is sitting, watching on a monitor, holding the dress for Amy.)

Cena: "Amy.... a pleasure as always..."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Pleasure is all yours...it's more of a nightmare to be around you for me.

Cena: "Aww... really? I'm crushed Amy.... I thought you enjoyed it just as much as I did."

.::Amy Jericho::.-*in a sarcastic tone* Yeah Cena, I enjoy having an asshole who likes to try to change me, and embarrass me. I bet you think I love the torture...

Cena: "Wouldn't surprise me really..... knowing you. And I feel we know eachother a lot better after our last meeting... don't you agree?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-For one thing...what you have suggested you supposively did is rape. You also forget....you knocked me out, and I remember nothing. Probably better off, if you did rape me, then the only thing I have is at least I won't remember it.

Cena: "Well how unfortunate for you.... most people.... if they got raped by John Cena.. they would treasure it for the rest of their lives!"

(Amy is really angry, she shakes a little bit with anger.(you'll find out soon this is a family trait) But she calms herself down.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I can tell you what I would really treasure, but I won't get into that. Because there is something more important that I need to talk to you about. You really need to tell me exactly what you did while I was knocked out...

Cena: "And spoil the fun of you not knowing? Why would I do that?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Because, I need to know! You aren't telling me because there is no evidence of what you did, but if you don't tell me, and you did do what you suggested. Then there might be evidence soon, and then you'll be totally screwed.

Cena: "I fail to see how evidence would just... turn up. So forgive me for not believing you Amy..."

.::Amy Jericho::.-You forget what can happen when a guy has sex with a woman.........

Cena; "If you're telling me your pregnant Amy..... then thats great news.... because we all know how it can be used against you!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah...and I know how THIS one can be used against you if it's yours. That is of course, unless you want to admit it's not yours.

Cena: "Wow..... 3 children, 3 mothers.... sounds good huh?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-NO! It does not sound good at all, and I won't have it. A Dumas woman will never carry a Cena baby, and I will not give you that. Now tell me what you did, because if I get it now...I can get rid of this problem. But if you don't tell me, and it is yours...I swear to god, I'll make you pay.

Cena: "You'd kill your own child? What kind of woman are you.... maybe we should warn Ashley.... God Amy calm down... either way... you should be celebrating the fact Ashley has a little brother or sister!"

(Amy gets up in Cena's face.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-If it's a child of yours, I don't want it, and I love children. I would do anything to have more, but I will not...WILL not give you a child, I don't love you, and no Irvine will ever love a Cena.

Cena: "You hope. Well Amy..... I sincerely hope your happy with whatever this child is... because i'm not telling you what happened... so guess you'll just have to wait and see..."

.::Amy Jericho::.-You have to tell me Cena, there is no benefit for you or me. What do you get out of it, huh? Another child? Who will be evidence that you raped me, which is serious business if you didn't know...

Cena: "Evidence tha I slept with you Amy... there is a difference! Besides... what I get out of it is I make you squirm... thats always worthwhile!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-I'll never say that I concented to it. All I need to do is get testmony that I wasn't around the day you knocked me out without reason I was gone. The fact that my tattoo is gone, will say that I was not only went to a tattoo removal place...that I was forcefully taken there. So it'll be my word against yours, but all I need to prove that your a lying, son of a BITCH! That shouldn't be hard...

Cena: "But still... finding concrete evidence would probably prove impossible. There's a reason that so few accusations of rape end in conviction Amy..... and deep down you know it too... it is damn near impossible to prove it well enough for the law to take action!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-...I'm sure I can show that you aren't above knocking me out as you did, did you remember First Blood 06? I swear to god, you will rot, tell me now, and we can do something about it. Once we do, there is no evidence that you did anything to me. The fact of the matter is, I would have it taken care of...but...Jericho and I made love around a month ago too. Both dates match up...

Cena: "God... spare me the sick details... i've already told you... its much more fun leaving you not knowing! Nothing in it for me to tell you now... is there?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-Maybe avoid your visit to Road's old cellmate Bubba, maybe?

Cena: "As I said... you'd have little to no chance of securing a conviction. Sure you can show evidence of me lying and of me knocking you out... but it does not mean I raped you. I'm not afraid Amy... so I see absolutely no reason to give into your demands. Unless... of course... you give into mine first."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Give a company to a supposed rapiest...make other women suffer what I have to suffer right now...that either I might be carrying the child of the man I love, or the man I couldn't care less if he got in a horrible car accident, and burned in hell? I rather believe that even if you did rape me that you aren't man enough to be the father...

Cena: "Evidence suggests otherwise Amy... I already fathered 2 children with very little effort...."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, I'm sure you had more help...if you know what I mean. But the fact is...the only thing I need is that my husband knows you had the chance, and he knows that you're messing with my head that you may have done something. The only reason he's not going to finish the job he started, is that adding you to the list takes a lot out of him as well. So regardless if you go to jail or not, my family knows the truth, that's all I'll need. The fact you are looking to make me not know either way, so you can make it too late for me to abort is absolutely stupid, and pointless. What are you going to get out of it, huh? Because you are not going to destroy my family.

Cena: "As I said... it makes you uncomfortable.... and that in itself is great. It also really limits your options doesn't it Amy... you can hardly go talk to your good friend Jackie about your problems... I'm sure she wont be very understanding..."

(Amy gets quiet, and then says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-...I have no idea how Jackie will take it, but if she knows me...she'll know that I would never have sex with anyone, but my husband willingly. But other than that, your right, it won't be easy to get her to understand that there is nothing I can do about it.

Cena: "Exactly... so come on Amy... do the right thing. Give me what you stole from me in the first place... and i'll give you the truth

Amy gets up, and paces around the room for a moment, and then turns around, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Quite frankly, it's not worth the truth. I rather believe that your not man enough to get me pregnant, if you did what you suggested. But first, I want you to get it straight, I didn't steal anything. I legally bought the power that you only kissed ass to get. If I stole anything, why don't you call the cops on me? I'm sure they'll love to hear that your throwing around a story about how you raped me, and we'll see who's claim holds more water.

Cena: "Little Amy Jericho would love all that wouldn't she.... being the center of attention... seems it always what she wants to be.... well Amy.. it doesn't matter. I will get my company back... no matter what it takes... thats a fact, and you know it deep down too. Even you have your limits... it's just a case of when I can hit them."

.::Amy Jericho::.-And you done everything to me, and more, what else can you do to me....however *she gets a thoughtful look*...I think you are failing to see the downside of your plan to pretend like the baby I have growning in my womb is yours....

Cena: "Whats that.... you're gonna go running to my wife and try and make it divorce number 2? Wouldn't work Amy... she'd believe me over you... and besides... you don't even KNOW i did anything!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-No....but that isn't a bad idea, but I guess you are forgetting. If it is your baby, what type of man would you be to maybe put your own flesh and blood in danger?

Cena: "Why would it be in danger? You wouldn't harm your kid.. and you know it."

.::Amy Jericho::.-No I wouldn't, and you wouldn't either. Therefore, if you want to keep to your story...then you know how fragile a pregnant woman is, and if you want to say it's yours, you better treat me with some damn respect. Because the moment you don't, and you try to do something perverted to me, or dangerous to me, could be the moment that you kill your own child.

Cena: "I'll bare that in mind...."

.::Amy Jericho::.-You should, because really, while you made my life hell last pregnancy. The fact you want to play games, and I hold all the cards will make this pregnancy not so bad...even if I am holding your spawn.

Cena: "I know Amy... I know I can't do anthing to risk the life of the child... but don't worry... because next time I get to do something to you... it'll be something your parents should have done a LONG time ago...."

(Cena smirks, wondering if Amy kne what he was hinting at.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh, I'm shaking, what are you going to do...take away my music? Maybe you ought to treat me with a little respect, and stop with all these scemes to try to get power you shouldn't have had in the first place.

Cena: "I'll treat you with respect as soon as you earn it Amy... in the same way i'll only treat you like a woman once you admit you are one and begin to act like it!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-So I stand up to you like no one has, and no one will in your career. I might be carrying your baby, and you don't think I earned respect as a competitor and a woman?

Cena: "Your title reign was even shorter than Wes's.... take that any way you want. So as a competitor... you have much to prove. And as for a woman? Well if you were any kind of Woman.... you wouldn't try and deny that fact, would you?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-Just because I am, and will always be a tomboy, doesn't mean I deny that I am a woman in the end. But I guess I could see your point of view, it's a lot like you don't have my respect as a man...

Cena: "Well if I inpregnated you.. I think i'd be doing a great job as a man!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-That's a big if, but if you don't have respect for me as a competitor or a woman, that's fine. All those people know that I never wanted that title in the first place, you forced me to defend myself to get it. Then made me want to lose it in fear of losing my best friend. As a woman, well I should have my individuality, if that makes me less of a woman. Well, the fact that you needlessly torture, little me, push for power, rape me, not own up to your mistakes tells me that you aren't a man at all. Of course, there is that one other big detail that makes you less of a man...even if you did impregnant me.

Cena: "Really... whats that?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, you know how girls talk, don't you? We tell each other everything, and you know I talked to someone that would know. All those stories that Jackie told me must have been true. Because if you did rape me.....then I barely noticed you were there. If you know what I mean.

(she gets a huge grin on her face.)

Cena: "Poor Jackie... either shes a liar... or else she just couldn't make it big enough, maybe due to her being so much like a dead fish. Believe me, Natasha, the MUCH more attractive of my wives... has no complaints. Besides Amy.... you wouldn't know a real man if he hit you round the face.... look what you married.... pathetic really."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Quite frankly, I do remember feeling something later after Jericho made love to me. But you...wow, you don't need to hide it. I may not have remembered it, but I know from what I felt after...that thing must be like *makes a small gester with her fingers*

Cena: "Oh Amy... i'd like nothing more than to prove you wrong right here and right now. And besides Amy... it's not like you were "massive" yourself.... before you got a little help from some plastic that is..."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Maybe, but they sure do look good, don't they? And they fit me well, don't they? Maybe you need to follow my lead, and get yourself some help too with that LITTLE problem of yours. *she holds back from laughing*

Cena: "As I said... I have no problem Amy... and i'll prove it if you want. And yea Amy.... they are great... I especially enjoy chopping them... but next time... I think i'll let my good friend Mickie have a go... I know shes dying to get more intimate with you!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-Sorry Cena, I don't have a microscope with me, so I think I'll pass on seeing the horror. I'm sure you enjoy them other than hurting them, don't you?

Cena: "Oh don't worry Amy.... although you were pretty out of it... you still made enough noise to tell me its not as much of a "horror" as you like to think! And getting the view I got would be worth ANY prison sentance... coz i'd just close my eyes and picture it til my time was up! But Amy... just remember what happens to my problems around here these days...... they become.... a Problem Solved!"

(The lights go out, and you can hear Amy's scream, we fade out back into the ring.)

(Mickie stayed in the ring, as she waits for Torrie Wilson. "Halo" blasts on the PA system as Torrie Wilson walks to the ring not looking happy.)

JR-At First Blood, I can't say that Torrie Wilson had the match won, but we'll never know who should have won that match thanks to Mickie James.

King-If Torrie would have listen to Orton, that would have never happened. But then again, he didn't exactly say it.

Kris Gaffney-AAAHH…figuring it out…too much pressure. *starts to shake randomly*

[Mickie James and Torrie Wilson trade fists to the face, Mickie James starts to lose the battle as Torrie Wilson is just obviously very angry over First Blood. Mickie James backs to the ropes, and Torrie Wilson whips Mickie James to the ropes, and Mickie James comes off of the ropes. Torrie Wilson hits a hip toss on Mickie James. Mickie James holds her back as she stumbles into the corner, Torrie Wilson still angry tries to go after Mickie. But Mickie James is able to duck between the ropes, making the ref get between the two wrestlers. Mickie James through this is able to poke Torrie Wilson in the eye. This blinds Torrie Wilson, and Mickie James takes a few moments to rest. Torrie Wilson turns around blinded. Mickie James hits a chop block to the leg of Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson goes down in pain. Mickie James takes Torrie Wilson's leg and puts it on the bottom rope, and then Mickie James jumps on the second rope and comes crashing down on the leg of Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson rolls away in pain, and then Mickie James stalks (what else is new) Torrie Wilson tries to get up. But Mickie James takes down Torrie Wilson with a double leg take down, and Mickie James drops an elbow into the inner upper leg of Torrie Wilson. Mickie James puts on a single leg lock for a few moments, TOrrie Wilson is in a lot of pain. But seemly not enough for Mickie James to be happy. So she puts the leg on the mat, and hits a few knee drops into the leg of Torrie Wilson. Mickie James decides to let her go, she laughs a psycho laugh, allowing Torrie Wilson to go into the corner. Mickie James hits a few forearm shots to the face of Torrie Wilson, the tries to whip Torrie Wilson into the corner, but it's reversed. Mickie James goes into the corner, Torrie Wilson follows in, but Mickie James counters with what seems like the Mick-ca-rana. But it's blocked, and turned into a sit down powerbomb.]

JR-Mickie James was in control of this match until that mistake.

King-Always looking for the negatives…

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, she's allowed to make mistakes…because as Matty D says…pyscho's are hot…

[Both wrestlers are down on the mat as the ref starts to count, and Torrie Wilson is able to get up in the corner. Mickie James gets up in the middle of the ring, and looks non too pleased, and charges into the corner. But Torrie Wilson is able to side step Mickie James, and Mickie is now in the corner. Torrie Wilson hits a few kicks into the gut. Then Torrie Wilson brings Mickie James out of the corner, and whips her to the ropes and Mickie James reverses the whip. Torrie Wilson bounces off of the ropes, Mickie James lowers her head for a back body drop. But Torrie Wilson is able to grab Mickie James head, and drives it into the mat. Mickie James gets up slowly holding her head, and Mickie James gets knocked down with a running clothesline. She gets up and charges at Torrie, Torrie Wilson is able to hit a drop kick that knocks down Mickie James. Mickie James gets up a bit slower now, and turns right into Torrie Wilson who picks up Mickie James and hits a body slam. Torrie Wilson backs to the ropes, and comes off of the roeps and hits a big leg drop across the throat of Mickie James. Torrie Wilson goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………2……………..kick out by Mickie James. Mickie James rolls away, trying to do the heelish thing, and beg off. But Torrie Wilson closes the gap, Mickie James grabs Torrie's pants and throws her head first into the corner. She is dazed, and Mickie James whips Torrie Wilson into the corner. Mickie James says something to Jackie, and charges into the corner. Torrie Wilson with that momentary distraction hits a foot to the face. Mickie James stumbles around dazed. Torrie Wilson pulls herself up on the second turnbuckle, and Torrie Wilson hooks Mickie James, and drives her down with a tornado DDT. Torrie Wilson goes into the cover and gets a 1…………..2…………Mickie James is able to put her foot on the rope.]

JR-Almost three!

King-Mickie almost jobbed.

Kris Gaffney-She would have…if her name was Hemme…

[Mickie James rolls out of the ring, and Torrie Wilson goes over to Mickie James and tries to whip her to the steps. But it's reversed, and Torrie Wilson goes crashing into the steps. Mickie James has a crazed look, and grabs a TV cord and wraps it around Torrie's neck. The ref starts to warn her, but Mickie won't let go. The ref DQ's Mickie James, finally, the ref tries to get Mickie off, Mickie lets go, and pushes the ref down. Torrie Wilson crawls into the ring. Mickie James, grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Before she can hit Torrie with it, Mickie gets an "oh shit" look as Jackie is coming back to the ring. Mickie slides out the ring, and gives Jackie another evil stare as she is in the ring by Torrie. Mickie doesn't stop this until she reaches to the top of the stage, and then goes to the back.]

("X-treme" blasts on the PA system as Matt and Jeff Hardy come on to the stage, and do their usual Hardy entrance.)

JR-Jeff had a hard First Blood, he is probably looking to rebound in this match.

King-I still can't believe we can afford the Hardyz…

Kris Gaffney-Wrong Hardyz

("The Young and the Restless" blasts on the PA system as Eric Hasher and Marc mead walk to the ring along with Serena Hughes.)

JR-Despite not winning, Eric Hasher was impressive.

King-You're using the X-Pac scale again.

Kris Gaffney-Once again…I don't think that's a negative when talking about this team.

[Marc Mead and Eric Hasher talk it over on who will start in the match, and finally it's decided that Hasher will start in the match with Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy and Eric Hasher pace around the ring, and then lock up. Eric Hasher is able to go behind Matt Hardy and then hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Matt Hardy. Eric Hasher goes into a side head lock, and then hits a side headlock take down. Eric Hasher puts on the pressure, and Ms for a way out of the hold by getting up to his feet, and then Matt Hardy backs to the ropes, and whips Eric Hasher off of the hold. Eric Hasher bounces off of the ropes, and catches Eric Hasher with a running shoulder block that sends Matt Hardy down to the mat. Matt Hardy gets up a quickly, and charges at Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy is countered with a flying leg lariat. Matt Hardy goes down to the mat, and slowly gets to his feet once again and Eric Hasher whips Matt Hardy to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Eric Hasher hits a kick into the gut. This doubles over Matt Hardy, Eric Hasher goes to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and goes for a swinging neck breaker. But Matt Hardy twists it right into a back slide attempt. Eric Hasher and Matt Hardy try to gain the advantage. But before anything can happen, Marc Mead runs into the ring, and hits a kick to the gut. Jeff Hardy tries to get into the ring to chase him off, but Marc Mead goes into the corner anyways. Eric Hasher gets his arm lose, and twists around and delivers a DDT on Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy, Eric Hasher goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………2……..kick out by Matt Hardy. Eric Hasher picks up Matt Hardy and puts him in a front face lock, and drags him into the corner. Marc Mead tags in, and goes on the top rope and delivers an elbow into the back of Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy goes down to the mat.]

JR-The television champion in the ring!

Kris Gaffney-I don't suspect that Marc is going to let this match slip.

King-You would suspect WRONG!

[Matt Hardy goes to his knee's as Marc Mead pulls him up, and then whips Matt Hardy to the ropes. Matt Hardy bounces off of the ropes, Marc Mead lowers his head, but before he hits the move. Matt Hardy kicks him in the face, Marc Mead stumbles around. Matt Hardy tries to recover, as Marc Mead is able to shake off the shock, and charges at Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy counters with the side effect, both wrestlers are down on the mat. Jeff Hardy and Eric Hasher reach out for the tag, finally after sometime, both wrestlers start to make it into their corner. Marc Mead makes the tag to Eric Hasher, Eric Hasher runs and grabs Matt Hardy's legs as he reaches out for his brother Jeff's hand for the tag. Matt Hardy is able to power Hasher off, and dives and makes the tag. Hasher goes over to where Jeff Hardy is before he can get into the ring. But Jeff Hardy hits a shoulder into the gut and flips into the ring, and see's Marc Mead getting into the ring. Jeff Hardy knocks him down with a running forearm. Jeff Hardy see's Hasher trying to attack him, so he hits a fist, and tries to follow it up with a kick. But it's caught, Jeff Hardy hits a mule kick that sends Eric Hasher stumbling into the corner. Marc Mead is getting up, and Matt Hardy clotheslines him over the top rope. Jeff Hardy hits a few fists to the face of Eric Hasher, Eric Hasher tries to whip to the ropes, but it's reversed and Jeff Hardy goes into the corner instead. But he runs up the turnbuckle, and hits the whisper in the wind into the cover, and gets a 1………………2………..KICK OUT by Eric Hasher.]

JR-Almost three!

King-That was close!

Kris Gaffney- Think it's possible for an upset?

King-Who knows…

[Jeff Hardy looks at the ref, thinking that he should have gotten the three. Eric Hasher goes into the corner, Jeff Hardy hits a few fists to the face of Eric Hasher. Jeff Hardy whips Eric Hasher into the opposite side of the ring. Matt Hardy slides into the ring, and gets on his hands and knee's and Jeff Hardy goes for the poetry in motion. But Marc Mead pulls Eric Hasher out of the corner. Jeff Hardy crashes on the mat, Marc Mead takes Matt Hardy and hits a drop kick that sends him outside of the ring. Jeff Hardy stumbles around, Eric Hasher goes for the Hasher. But Jeff pushes Eric off, and Eric Hasher hits into Marc Mead by accident. Hasher stumbles back and Jeff Hardy does a sun set roll up, and gets the 1……………..2……………..3.]

JR-The Hardyz won it!

King-Well…that a momentum killer

Kris Gaffney-Notice their not the Hardy Boyz anymore…

King-Yeah…don't want to get SUED now…do you?

JR-Before we start the next match, I would just like to pass along that for some reason. We have not been able to find President Amy Jericho, and there is concern on what may have happened to her.

King-Why are we worrying now? Amy goes missing a lot, and tortured in front of our faces. Why do we care now?

Kris Gaffney-You seen her ass, right?

King-Good point.

("Burn and "Bleed" blasts on the PA system as Kavaros walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-You can not blame Kavaros for his team losing the tag titles, he nearly pulled it off.

King-That doesn't matter, Kavaros promised to wear an angry mask anyways.

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

("Capricorn" blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and steps into the ring.)

JR-Kevin Bourne last week was screwed out of a chance to be IC champion by Dude Nick, Nick isn't here this week, so instead he's going for the Extreme title.

King-So many run in's recently.

Kris Gaffney-I know…Wes Ikeda is rolling over in his grave, too but he doesn't realize it has nothing to do with his image.

[Kavaros and Kevin Bourne pace around the ring, looking for an opening, Kevin Bourne is able to hit a single leg take down, and tries to drop a elbow, but Kavaros moves out of the way. Kavaros gets up and goes over to Kevin Bourne. But Kevin Bourne hits two stomp from off his back, to send Kavaros flying. Kavaros falls to the mat, and then nips up, and charges at Kevin Bourne. Bourne is able to counter with a head lock take down, and then Kavaros is able to push's Kevin Bourne's head into a scissors lock. Kevin Bourne takes a few moments of the hold, and looks for a way out of it, and moves around in it, and flips on top of Kavaros into a pin. He gets a 1………..2………Kavaros brings out, and spins for a sunset flip attempt. Kavaros is able to slide out of it after getting no where with that, and tries to go for a short arm clothesline, but it's ducked under and Kevin Bourne hits a release northern lights suplex. Kavaros goes dwon to the mat, and gets up to his feet and charges at Kevin Bourne, Kevin Bourne hits a clothesline to Kavaros. Kavaros goes down to the mat, and gets up quickly, Kevin Bourne kicks him in the gut and then doubles over Kavaros. Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes and hits a running knee lift to the face of Kavaros. Kavaros stumbles around stunned, and Kevin Bourne charges to the ropes behind Kavaros. Then comes off of the ropes, and hits a bulldog head lock into the mat. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover, and gets a 1………………2……………kick out by Kavaros. Kevin Bourne looks up at the ref, thinking that he should have gotten the three count. But realizes that arguing isn't going to get him anywhere (wow…). Kavaros is up by the ropes, Kevin Bourne pushes down on back of Kavaros getting to the three count before breaking up the choke hold on the ropes.]

JR- Kevin Bourne is taking it to Kavaros.

King-Um….the best things are for time to take care of…or something…

Kris Gaffney-Um…yeah!

[Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne leaps in the air and goes to come crashing down on Kavaros back while still on the ropes. But Kevin Bourne moves out of the way, and Kevin Bourne gets hanged up on the second rope. Before Bourne can pull himself off of the ropes. Kavaros comes from behind, pulls Kevin Bourne out from the ropes, and drops him from the second rope into a diving reverse DDT. Kavaros is able to throw his arm over Kavaros and gets a 1………………..2……….kick out by Kevin Bourne. Kavaros goes into the corner, and Kevin Bourne stumbles up to his feet and see's Kavaros and gets angry. He wants to burn the school down to the ground…I mean…eeerr…anyways. Kevin Bourne charges into the corner, and Kavaros gets his boot up. Kevin Bourne is stunned, and Kavaros hits a few fists to the face, and then starts to hit fist out of the corner. Kevin Bourne stumbles back, and tries to stop the momentum by putting on a head lock, but Kevin Bourne's hold is backed to the ropes by Kavaros quickly before it can do any damage. Then Kevin Bournces comes off of the ropes, and goes for a running clothesline. It's ducked under by Kavaros. Kevin Bourne goes to the ropes, and jumps on the ropes. This spring boards Kevin Bourn through the air into a cross body block attempt. But it's countered with a drop kick right into the mid secton. Kevin Bourne goes down to the mat. Kavaros goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………2………………KICK OUT at the last moment by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne allows Kavaros to get up. Kavaros and Kevin both pace around the ring. Each of them looking for a opening. All of a sudden the lights go out and some unfamiliar punk music blares out. Kevin and Kavaros start fighting in the dark as the music blares on. Smoke starts to come form out of the ring and both men in the ring stop and look puzzled as the Music stops and then Jesse Morphine comes out on stage with a big smile. Kevin yells at her to get the hell back stage. As Kavaros sneaks in a roll up for two, Jesse runs down the ramp and hops on the apron. With the ref’s back turned Morphine comes crawling out of the ring with his skull cane in his mouth.]

JR: What the hell is he doing here?

King: I dunno. But check the new look out..

Kris: looks like a wannabe Punk…

King:. your just emo Kris..

[Morphine gets up and unhooks his title form his waist. He slides in ring and gets up. Kavaros and Kevin are both trying to get Jesse off the apron. But Kavaros turns around and sees Morphine and runs over to stop him but Morphine nails him in his head with the top skull on his cane. Kevin backs up still unaware of what has happened to Kavaros and Morphine taps Kevin on his shoulder. Kevin turns around and Morphine nails a low blow. He then drops his cane and garbs his belt that is laying behind him and back up a bit then runs dead ahead a Kevin and nails him right between the eyes. Jesse is still struggling to keep the ref’s back turned. Morphine goes over to Kavaros and picks him up. Morphine hooks Kavaros’s head under his arm and jumps over hitting his flipping DDT. ]

JR: Well..that is folks.. a overdose.

Kris: What a Junkie,….

[Morphine lays Kavaros on the ground and he then goes back to Kevin who is bleeding slightly. He drags him over to the downed Kevin Bourne onto the cover. Morphine quickly rolls out and runs to the other side and grabs Jesse off the apron. The ref turns around and runs over and counts the 1..2..3. ]

JR: King, I’m baffled.. Why did Morphine help Kevin win?..

King: Hopefully we will find out soon..

(The ref raises Kevin’s hand, as he looks confused. As Jesse and Morphine are on top of the stage waving and then share a kiss before making the lights shut off and then come back on with them being gone.)

("The Gambler" blasts on the PA system as The Gambler and Marquise walk to the ring, and step inside of the ring.)

King-Marquise told me I was going places as an announcer.

Kris Gaffney-You'll get there King!

JR-Well regardless of Masters taunts, you can never tell how far Marquise will go, and Gambler has proven to be very dangerous himself.

("Revolution" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin and Chris Masters walk to the ring.)

JR-Revolution over the years have taken on many forms.

King-Some in which had standard Sam Crap…whatever that is…

Kris Gaffney-No clue either…

[Gambler and Chris Masters pace around the ring, and then they lock up and they try to find out who is stronger out of the two. But after a while, both of them don't seem to be moving back any. They pace around the ring, after getting no where, the Gambler looks more frustrated than anything that he didn't push around Chris Masters like he usually does with opponents, and throws a fist to the face of Chris Master. But it's ducked under by Chris Masters, the Gambler turns around only to be hit with a few fists to the face by Chris Masters. Chris Masters tries to whip the Gambler to the ropes, but it's reversed by the Gambler. Chris Masters goes to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Then Chris Masters leaps in the air and hits a flying shoulder tackle. The Gambler stumbles back, but does not go down. Chris Masters runs to the ropes and comes off of the ropes. He hits a running forearm shot to the face that stuns him once again. But he does not go down to the mat. Chris Masters runs to the ropes quickly, and goes for some sort of move, but it's stopped by a back spinning back elbow to Chris Masters. Chris Masters goes down to the mat, and the Gambler shakes off of the effects of the moves he's been hit. The Gambler see's Chris Masters in the corner, and then hits a clothesline into the corner. Chris Masters stumbles out, the Gambler picks him up and puts him on the top rope. The Gambler goes for a fist to Masters, but it's blocked and Masters hits a fist to the face. The Gambler stumbles back, and then charges into the corner. Chris Masters gets hit boot up, he stumbles back and gets hit with a flying clothesline that finally knocks down to the mat. Chris Masters makes the tag to Dan Godwin, who climbs up to the top rope and comes off of the top rope, as the Gambler gets up. Dan Godwin catches him with a flying cross body block into the cover.]

JR-Chris Masters finally got the Gambler off his feet.

King-Now here comes the world champion.

Kris Gaffney-Bet you never thought a Godwin would be world champion..

King-I don't know…Mideon had potential!

[The ref goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………..2………….Marquise comes out of no where, and breaks up the pin. Chris Masters comes into the ring and attacks Marquise. It spills out of the ring, and a brawl continues. While this is happening Dan Godwin is trying to go back on the attack. But as the ref is turning around, the Gambler is able to hit a low blow on Dan Godwin. The Gambler gets up, and runs to the ropes and hits a clothesline that makes him do a flip in mid air. Both wrestlers are now down on the mat, Gambler gets up near the corner. Dan Godwin is getting up close to where the Gambler is, the Gambler takes Dan Godwin and throws him into the corner, the Gambler hits a few back elbows into the world champion in the corner. Dan Godwin reels in the corner, Gambler whips Dan Godwin into the opposite side of the ring. He goes into the corner, and flips out of the ring and on to the apron. The Gambler grabs Dan Godwin and smashes him on turnbuckle and Dan Godwin goes to the outside. The Gambler makes the tag into the fresher Marquise, Marquise goes over to the ropes, and waits for Dan Godwin to get up. He does, and Marquise goes over the top rope with a flying corss body block on Dan Godwin. Marquise gets up slowly, and pulls Dan Godwin up with him. Dan Godwin goes for a belly to back suplex, but it's countered by Marquise rolling out of the back. Dan Godwin gets pushed into the steel steps, Dan Godwin is stunned, and Marquise rolls in Dan Godwin. Marquise taunts the crowd for a little bit too long, and gets on the apron only to reserve a shoulder block into the gut. Dan Godwin hooks up Marquise, and then tries to suplexes him over the top rope, but Marquise falls out of the back. Marquise hits a germen suplex with a bridge and gets a 1………………2………….KICK OUT by Dan Godwin at the last second.]

JR-Almost three!

King-Dan Godwin better thank god he kicked out in time…

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, he would never live that down…

[Marquise pulls up Dan Godwin, and whips him to the ropes. Marquise goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under. Before Dan Godwin can go for a eXecution, Marquise closes the gap, and goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and Marquise nails the ref. The ref goes down, Chris Masters comes from behind and puts Marquise in the Masterlock, Gambler tries to get in. But Dan Godwin hits a few fists and then hits a cross body block over the top rope. Marquise is fading, but suddenly Chris Masters gets lowed blowed from behind and gets hit with the Checkmate….by Kevin Bourne. Bourne looks down, and realizing that his partner will notice what happened soon, rolls out of the ring. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, Marquise who wasn't quite out before Bourne came starts to slowly inch over to the downed Masters. The ref starts to come to and starts to slowly get into position.]

JR-It can't end like this!

King-Kevin Bourne probably forgot who he was…or who he was attacking…or he just like's people chasing him.

[1………………………………………2…………………….KICK OUT by Chris Masters. Too much time went by for Marquise to truly take advantage, Dan Godwin comes into the ring. Marquise see's him, and charges at Dan Godwin trying to hit a move. But it's ducked under, and Marquise gets hit with a eXecution. Marquise doesn't go down, he just stumbles into the waiting arms of Chris Masters who school boy's Marquise and gets the 1………………2…………..3!]

JR-They did it! I don't know what Kevin Bourne was doing out here, but he almost effected this match dramatically. Luckily Marquise was too effected by the Masterlock.

King-So it seemed.

(Chris Masters and Dan Godwin get out of the arena with the tag team titles, we go into commercial. As Shockwave returns, once again we see the familiar face of Mr. Kennedy in the ring. A serious look on his face and a microphone in his hand, this time there’s no theatrics. There’s no microphone falling from the sky, there’s no spot light.

Kennedy: Everyone seems to be asking the same question, “Where is Amy Jericho?” It seems no one can find her anywhere. Apparently, she was here, and then she just disappeared. How does that happen in this day and age anyways? How does anyone just disappear anymore? Even more unbelievable, how does someone as visible as Amy Jericho just vanish? Everyone seems to be scared for her. Everyone seems to think that something terrible has happened. Everyone in this arena and in the back are just so concerned about poor little Amy. Well, what if I, Mister Kennedy, told you that I in fact know the whereabouts of Amy Jericho. Actually, I know where she’s been all night. It seems that Amy ran into some bad luck when everyone was so determined to get rid of me earlier. When she sent all her security out here, she left herself vulnerable. Another one of those bad decision that Amy Jericho has been famous for in her legendary *cough*bullshit*cough* career in the EMF. Look at all your faces out there. Are you concerned about Amy too? Well, I’ve got a surprise for all of you out here, and especially all of you back there in the locker room. It’s a really big surprise, but I don’t think you’re going to like it. I’m gonna have Amy brought to the ring, but if anyone of you self branded heroes in the back want to try anything at all, She’ll be snapped in half. If you think I’m bluffing, all you have to do is try me. Let’s hope for her sake that you’re right, there won’t be a second chance in this one. So without any further a due, everyone turn your attention to the East entrance. Surprise…

Everyone turns their attention to the top of the ramp in the East entrance, there they see none other than the former TV, IC, and World Champion Tyson Tomko. He looks as menacing as ever, and as he comes into full view, we see that draped over the 6’7” monster’s shoulders is infact a tied up and very unconscious Amy Jericho. Tomko’s dressed simply in a sweater and pair of blue jeans, with a beanie cap and that famous goatee. He makes his way slowly down the steps toward the ringside area. After finally making it to ringside barrier, he steps over and pushes Amy underneath the bottom rope. As he does this, we see that she’s starting to stir and appears that she may be regaining consciousness. Inside the ring, Kennedy has set up a chair in the corner. He drags Amy over and sits her up in the chair. Her eyes are open now, but she still appears to be somewhat out of it. Tomko has now entered the ring and Kennedy has handed over his microphone. Tomko takes a moment to look around the arena before beginning to speak and for the moment, directing his attention to Amy Jericho.

Tomko: So, Amy, do you think you’re gonna be able to take our calls now? Is there gonna be some room now to squeeze us in? Surely you won’t be booked solid anymore when one of us calls you anymore right? I’m sure deep down that you must actually have some sense, so even you can pick up on the fact that we don’t appreciate being dicked around, especially by a woman. That just won’t fly. You don’t understand how lucky and this entire company is that we absolutely hate Vince McMahon so much that there’s no way in hell we’d work for him. The EMF is where we want to be, and everyone around here needs to get their head out of their ass and realize that me and Kennedy here will once again take this company to new heights, or we can sink this son of a bitch to new depths, its your choice. One way or another, we’re back and we’re taking over. Don’t worry though, Amy, we don’t want to hurt you, so you just sit tight and let me finish what I got to say, and maybe this will all work out for you. You might have to hear me talk about the time that we left that husband of yours lying in a heap. That was fun, or maybe you’re hoping I won’t talk about that time that you stole my hard earned money not to mention John Cena’s car. That beating Jericho got was still worth it though. That was great television, plus being that he’s such an asshole, probably would have given the beating for free anyways. The disrespect of the EMF management is not the only reason that I’m out here. In my time away, I’ve been looking in on the EMF from time to time, and from time to time, I’ve been very impressed with what I’ve seen, but most of the time, it always ended with disappointment. I always had to see someone else wearing that world title I worked so hard to win, and that just didn’t sit well on my stomach. The fact that someone else defending the title that I dedicated my life to winning, well it didn’t sit as well with me as I thought it would before I walked away. There’s some faces around here that I don’t really recognize, the most obvious of which is the new world champion, Dan Godwin. I must say, out of them all, you’re the name that’s been out there. Everyone on the internet and in the magazines is writing about how impressive this Dan Godwin is. So, I thought it was time for me to take a little better look. Sure I’ve seen all the footage, but its not quite the same until you see someone up close. Well, last night I got my chance. In fact, both of us, myself and Kennedy got the chance to see you and your good buddy Chris Masters up real close, even if it was when the lights were out. Even when the house lights came back up, you and Masters’ lights were still out. It’s nothing personal though, Dan, like I said, I don’t even know you. I didn’t mind seeing Masters laid out though, that prick deserves whatever he gets. I’m sure that our paths will cross again sometime, champ, maybe you put up a fight next time huh, Dan? It really is a different EMF than I left though. It’s not just Godwin as the world champ that’s different, its that when I look at the entire list of champions, the only names that I recognize is Jackie as the women’s champ, which it seems like that’s been the case since I was here before. Other than that, its only Jarred and Masters as the tag champs that ring a bell. Of course I don’t count Marc Mead still floundering in the TV title division, where he’s spent his entire career. Names like Troy Gafgen and Robbie Morphine, I don’t know who the hell these guys are. I’m sure they’ve heard the names Tyson Tomko and Ken Kennedy in the locker room a time or two though. Everyone watching the monitors in the back needs to listen up, I’m talking to Morphine, Gafgen, Hasher, Godwin, Angelus, Masters, anyone whose name I don’t know yet, and anyone I just decided not to mention. I’m gonna reintroduce myself to some of you real soon, and for the rest of you, the first introduction just may end up being the last one as well. I know all the EMF veterans in that locker room are paying real close attention, but I have a feeling the new blood in the EMF doesn’t quite have the respect for the two of us that I feel we deserve. We’re gonna be sure to that you earn that respect, and who knows, Gafgen, Morphine, maybe one, or both of us for that matter, will take your titles. One thing I remember about my first time around here, I always had a taste for gold. Whether it was my reign as an EMF TV champion, or one of my two IC title reigns, or most memorable of all, the world title reign. When I won a title, I didn’t just defend it. I dominated that division. Just ask Dude Nick how many times I’ve rubbed his face into the mat. Honestly, I’d have to check the EMF record book. Hell, it may even be in the Guinness world record book. I hate to say it, I think that the EMF has gotten a little soft in my time away. Anytime you got some half ass convict carrying one of the most prestigious titles in our business, then it really puts everything in perspective. The EMF needs Ken Kennedy and Tyson Tomko. Somebody’s got to make the EMF relevant again, and you’re looking at the perfect men for the job. Big things are in store for the EMF, as the saying goes, business is about to pick up. I haven’t really decided exactly where I’ll start this time around. The only singles title I haven’t won is the extreme championship. Who knows, maybe I’ll start there. I’m sure little Robbie Morphine is thrilled to hear about that. This time, we do things our way. If Kennedy wants something, he’s gonna take it. If I want something, I’m gonna take it too. If anyone tries to get in our way or become a problem, then it will be, just like at First Blood, “PROBLEM SOLVED.”

Apparently finished with their comments, Tomko and Kennedy turn their attention. The look on her face says that she clearly expects the worst, and judging by the demeanor of Tomko and Kennedy, the sold out crowd expects the same. As they start to approach Amy, Tomko is seen leaning over and whispering something to Mr. Kennedy. As the two men stare at Amy, instead of approaching her, they instead decide to exit the ring and head back into the crowd from which they emerged. As the two men disappear, EMF security and company physicians hurry to the ring to check the status of the visibly shaken but apparently relieved Amy Jericho.