EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The Saturday Shockwave video starts, once it stops we go into the darken arena where pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage and then the lights come back on and the camera scan the crowd. Who hold up signs about their signs of their favorite EMF superstars....and some holding up a few Duane Gates signs)

JR-ok...I can't even do my intro...who in the hell is Duane Gates anyways?

(The camera shifts over to the King who has a "Duane Gates" shirt and on the back it reads "I paid money to advertise a guy I know off the internet"

King-Damned if I know, who ever he is he seems to be popular......and the word is he likes goats...

JR-ok that's enough King


Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270 pounds,, Rhodes!!!

[Rhodes comes to the ring. ]

Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 234 pounds,, Mario!!! (crowd boos ****)

[Mario walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Rhodes places Mario on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Mario places Rhodes on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) Flying side kick by Rhodes takes Mario off his feet. Rhodes gets back to his feet. Mario climbs to his feet. A flying shoulder block send Rhodes to the mat. Mario is up again. Mario goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Rhodes. Rhodes moves back to his feet. Rhodes shoulder tackles Mario. Now Mario standing. Mario piledrives Rhodes. ]

Jim Ross - The World Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling program on television.

[Mario executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Rhodes. Mario is up again. Mario kicks Rhodes on the mat. Rhodes stands up. Flying side kick by Mario takes Rhodes off his feet. ]

Michael Cole - flying side kick!

[Mario gets up. Rhodes jumps from the top and nails Mario with a flying axhandle smash. ]

Howard Finkle - Rhodes with a flying axhandle.

[Rhodes slaps Mario. ]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - slap by Rhodes.

[Mario gets hit with a back heel kick. Rhodes executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Mario. ]

Michael Cole - Rhodes executes a flying knee drop.

[Rhodes gets back to his feet. Mario is back on his feet. Mario hits Rhodes with the crotch slam. Mario sucks chants start in the crowd. Rhodes gets back to his feet. ]

Jim Ross - Mario is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[Mario hits Rhodes with an earringer. Rhodes with an Aztecan suplex on Mario sends him to the mat. Mario is up again. Mario executes a jawbreakeron Rhodes. Rhodes punches Mario in the gut. Rhodes with a high crossbody on Mario. Rhodes gets back to his feet. Rhodes executes a corkscrew legdrop on Mario. Rhodes climbs to his feet. Rhodes goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Mario. Mario gets knocked on the ground and Rhodes flips onto him. ]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - Follows up with a flip.

[Rhodes climbs to his feet. Mario gets hit with the shooting star press from Rhodes. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Mario kicks out. ]

Jim Ross - Rhodes should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Mario stands up. Mario executes the flying head scissors on Rhodes. Mario is up again. ]

Howard Finkle - I wish every match could be like this!

[Rhodes gets up. Rhodes grabs Mario by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. ]

Jim Ross - armbreaker!

[Rhodes gives Mario a reverse neckbreaker. Rhodes is up again. Rhodes knees Mario and rolls back to his feet. Mario gets up. Rhodes superkicks Mario. Mario gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Rhodes. Mario gets back to his feet. Mario tackles Rhodes to the mat. Mario hits an electrifying flying sommersault headbutt on Rhodes. Now Mario standing. Rhodes sets Mario up DDTs him into the mat. Rhodes climbs to the top rope and nails Mario with a reverse flying elbow drop. Rhodes Choke Slams Mario. Mario looks to be out cold! Mario gets hit with the shooting star press from Rhodes. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jim Ross - Rhodes has won the match!

Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Rhodes!!!


*Commercial*

(lol this is what happens when I have nothing to do....)

(RVT walking down steps to a ring)

RVT-You think that Road....Van....Toad won't job for you

(we switch over to a close up shot of RVT who turns his head and says)

RVT-dude....whatever!

(it shows RVT in the ring doing a Brock dance)

RVT-go ahead run

(next shot of RVT standing on the ropes)

RVT-I will job to you!

(shows different clips of the game)

RVT-In the parking lot where ever

(RVT walks up stairs to the ring)

RVT-go ahead sleep with the bosses daugther, hold other talent down, spit water, no sell....because no one is lower on the ladder of success than R.......V.......T

(RVT is standing in the ring)

RVT-Because in here........I make help people get over........1 star.....(EMF) Beatdown.....spitting water from the Mouth!

(the commercial ends with that)

we come to back to EMF programing

*Ms. Lovable's music hits as she makes her way out from behind the curtain. The fans don't cheer or boo as it is the first time they got to see this superstar.*

JR: So what do you think of this new superstar King?

King: Is this a bra and panties match?

JR: No.

King: Then it doesn't matter.

*Ms Lovable makes her way down the rampway and climbs into the ring. She jumps up on the turnbuckle and throws her arms in the air then gets back down. She looks down towards the rampway.*

*Mercedes' music starts up and the fans boo as the women's champion walks out from behind the curtain holding her title. She gives a glare around the arena.*

JR: Mercedes now making her way down to ringside.

King: Woo, the fans may not care for her much, but I will give her that loving she needs.

JR: Whoa there old man, I think Eric Bischoff has you beat.

King: You think I could get with her sister, Katrina Carthallion Ikeda?

JR: Here is a twisted idea for you King, why don't you watch the d@mn match?

*Mercedes walks down the rampway and stands just before the ring. She stares at Ms. Lovable then slides into the ring under the ropes. She stands up and hands her championship to the referee. She gives another glare to her opponent, then the music ends, the bell rings, and things get underway.*

[Mercedes locks up with Lovable in the middle of the ring. Lovable starts to push Mercedes back into the corner, but Mercedes uses power and throws Lovable into the turnbuckle. Mercedes starts in kicking Lovable in the stomach repeatedly knocking her down. Mercedes picks her up then sets her up and delivers a snap suplex. Lovable grabs her back in pain. Mercedes helps Lovable up then gives her a knee to the stomach. Mercedes tosses her into the ropes, but on the return Lovable leaps in the air and lands a flying crossbody on Mercedes. Mercedes, shocked gets up, but Lovable gives her an arm drag take down. Mercedes gets back up just to receive another arm drag take down. She gets up one more time, and one more time gets an arm drag take down. Mercedes becomes frustrated and hits her fists on the mat. Mercedes gets up, and Lovable goes for the same move again, but Mercedes blocks, grabs Lovable's arms and gives her a double underhook power bomb. Mercedes looks around for a moment, as Lovable sits up, Mercedes gets behind her and locks in the sleeper hold. Lovable lets out a scream. Mercedes locks it in tight and the referee checks the arm. He lifts it up and lets it fall ...1 he does it again as Lovable seems almost out ...2 he tries one more time, but this time the arm doesn't fall Lovable fights her way up to a standing position. He gives Mercedes some elbows to the stomach then breaks free and bounces off the ropes, on the return, Mercedes flattens her with a clothesline.]

JR: Wow King that will put someone down.

King: You know JR she's not back for a beginner.

JR: Tremendous skill.

King: Who was talking about skill?

JR: I swear you need a woman and fast. None the less Mercedes showing the world why she is the women's champion.

[Mercedes lifts Ms. Lovable up to a sitting position then bounces off the ropes and gives Ms. Lovable a dropkick to the back of the head. Mercedes stands up and gives a quick elbow drop on Lovable. Mercedes bounces off the ropes and leaps in the air for a leg drop, but Lovable rolls out of the way. Lovable makes her way to her feet, and then lifts Mercedes up. Lovable plants a DDT on Mercedes. Lovable jumps up on the ropes and throws her hands in the air celebrating. Mercedes seizing the opportunity gets up and quickly gives Lovable a forearm to the back send her over the ropes and landing hard on the outside. Mercedes gets out of the ring and helps Lovable up only to give her an irish whip into the steel steps. Mercedes charges in for a knee shot, but Lovable moves and Mercedes rams her knee into the corner. Lovable grabs Mercedes and gives her a fishermans suplex. Lovable starts kicking on the hurt knee. Mercedes is allowed to get to her feet, and Lovable gives Mercedes a diamond cutter neck breaker. Mercedes grabs her face. Lovable helps Mercedes up and tries to slam her head into the ring, but Mercedes gets her hand down to block it then revearses it and smashes Lovable into the ring. Mercedes then whips Lovable into the announcers table and starts punching her until she falls over. Mercedes picks her up and rolls her back into the ring. Mercedes jumps up on the ring apron and climbs in.]

JR: This match has been exciting.

King: Somethings excited, it just might not be the match.

JR: I don't know why I bother. Folks this sure has been a slobber knocker, neither woman ready to quit just yet. Both are giving it their all. What an impressive match.

[Mercedes perches herself on the turnbuckle in the corner and awaits for Lovable to get up. As she does she stumbles around then sees Mercedes. Mercedes leaps off the turnbuckle and hits Lovable with a hurricanrana. Mercedes goes for the pin ...1...2...KICKOUT! Mercedes mutters a few words under her breath in anger, then picks up Lovable and throws her in the corner. Mercedes lifts Lovable up onto the turnbuckle, then Mercedes climbs. Mercedes grabs Lovable's arm and sets her up for a superplex, but Lovable starts punching Mercedes in the stomach then shoves her down. Lovable stands up and leaps off with a flying body press into a pin ...1...2...KICKOUT! Lovable grabs a hold of Mercedes' hair and starts pounding her head off of the mat. She stops and stands up, but Mercedes sweep kicks her knocking her down then mounts her and starts returning the favor for the head pounding. Mercedes stands up and gives another kick to the head. Mercedes then climbs the ropes and turns around setting up for a moonassault. However Lovable gets up in a desperate hurry and gives Mercedes a Dragonscrew leg takedown maneuver from the top wrenching the knee. Lovable lifts Mercedes up and sets her up for her modified powerbomb finishing move the powerbomb twister, but gets a back body drop instead. Mercedes picks her up, but she quickly bounces back off of the ropes only to get a roundhouse kick to the head knocking her down. Mercedes shakes her head then signals to end it as she lifts up Lovable, sets her up, and hits her with THE MERCEDES-GO-ROUND! Mercedes covers ...1...2...3!]

JR: This one is over folks, Mercedes with yet another impressive victory.

King: I wonder if that back of hers is hurting from when Ashlee put her through the table.

JR: Watch your mouth king. I hope Prez Mike takes a chunk out of your pay check.

King: What? Who's side are you on JR?

*Mercedes' music starts back up as she takes her women's championship belt and gets out of the ring. She limps up the rampway holding her right knee. She reaches the top, looks around, then disappears back behind the curtain.*

JR: What a contest and to think this is only the beginning of the night.
King - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sure thing!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Sure thing comes to the ring. ]

King - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Adam Lax!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Adam Lax walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Sure thing walks around the ring. Sure thing gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Adam Lax. (ring, ring, ring) Adam Lax gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Sure thing. A forearm choke by Sure thing nearly gets him disqualified. A forearm choke by Sure thing nearly gets him disqualified. Adam Lax gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Sure thing. Adam Lax gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Sure thing. Adam Lax hits Sure thing with the belly-to-belly suplex. Adam Lax stands up. Adam Lax hits Sure thing with a running powerbomb on to the mat. Adam Lax sends Sure thing to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Adam Lax cuts Sure thing with a blade. Sure thing is bleeding as a result. Adam Lax runs in and leg drops Sure thing. Adam Lax chants start. Adam Lax climbs to the top rope and nails Sure thing with a reverse flying elbow drop. Adam Lax takes Sure thing into the ring. Adam Lax applies an arm wrench to Sure thing. Sure thing gets up. Adam Lax grabs Sure thing's leg and takes him down. Adam Lax Choke Slams Sure thing. Sure thing looks to be out cold! Sure thing gets hit with the shooting star press from Adam Lax. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - Adam Lax has won the match!

King - The winner of this match, Adam Lax!!!


King - This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Raptor and Def Metal!!!

[Raptor and Def Metal come to the ring. ]

King - and their opponents, the team of Dark Circle.

[Dark Circle walk to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this match. Def Metal gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Rob Steelhart. Def Metal places Rob Steelhart on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) Rob Steelhart executes the guillotine choke on Def Metal. Rob Steelhart gets back to his feet. Def Metal moves back to his feet. Rob Steelhart is hit with a backward kick. Rob Steelhart is back on his feet. Def Metal makes the tag to Raptor. Raptor moves back to his feet. Raptor with a high crossbody on Rob Steelhart. Raptor climbs to his feet. Rob Steelhart climbs to his feet. Raptor tags in Def Metal. Def Metal kicks Rob Steelhart in the back of the leg. Def Metal gets snap suplexed by Rob Steelhart. Def Metal is up again. Def Metal gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Rob Steelhart. Def Metal hits a jumping elbow hrust on Rob Steelhart. Def Metal tags in Raptor. Raptor applies an arm wrench to Rob Steelhart. ]

JR - Raptor executes a arm wrench.

[Rob Steelhart is back on his feet. Rob Steelhart picks up Raptor and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. Rob Steelhart chants start. Raptor moves back to his feet. Rob Steelhart gets tiger suplexed by Raptor. Raptor gets back to his feet. Raptor tags in Def Metal. They lockup. Rob Steelhart sends Def Metal to the corner of the ring. ]

King - Rob Steelhart executes a weak move.

[Rob Steelhart short-arm clotheslines Def Metal to the mat. Rob Steelhart get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Def Metal. Rob Steelhart gets hit with the shooting star press from Def Metal. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Rob Steelhart kicks out. Now Rob Steelhart standing. Jarred tagged in by Rob Steelhart. Def Metal stomps Jarred's head. Jarred makes the tag to Rob Steelhart. Def Metal executes a swinging bulldog on Rob Steelhart driving Rob Steelhart's face into the mat. Rob Steelhart stands up. Def Metal gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Rob Steelhart. Rob Steelhart climbs to his feet. Rob Steelhart hooks Def Metal in the abdominal stretch. Earl Hebner asks Def Metal if he quits. ... ... Def Metal trys to escape. ... ... Def Metal escapes. Rob Steelhart sends Def Metal to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Rob Steelhart puts Def Metal in an arm grapevine submission. (...3) Rob Steelhart measures Def Metal up and drops a closed fist. Rob Steelhart is up again. Now Def Metal standing. (....4) Def Metal neck snaps Rob Steelhart. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Def Metal and Rob Steelhart move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Def Metal and Rob Steelhart move back to ringside. Def Metal and Rob Steelhart move back into the ring. Def Metal mule kicks Rob Steelhart. Def Metal brings in Raptor for Raptor and Def Metal. Raptor fist drops Rob Steelhart on the mat. Raptor is up again. Raptor brings in Def Metal for Raptor and Def Metal. Rob Steelhart piledrives Def Metal. Rob Steelhart and Def Metal go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Rob Steelhart goes for a diving headbutt but Def Metal dodges the attack. (..2) Rob Steelhart swings a Steel chair and hits Def Metal. Def Metal is bleeding as a result. Rob Steelhart knocks Def Metal out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. (...3) (....4) Rob Steelhart applies an arm wrench to Def Metal. (.....5) Rob Steelhart and Def Metal move back into the ring. Rob Steelhart rolls onto Def Metal connecting with a knee. Def Metal gets hit with the shooting star press from Rob Steelhart. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Def Metal escapes. Def Metal moves back to his feet. Rob Steelhart brings in Jarred for Dark Circle. Rob Steelhart with an illegal chokehold on Def Metal. Jarred piledrives Def Metal. ]

JR - This is just awefull! Def Metal is being double teamed!

[Jarred gets up. Jarred bites Def Metal's arm out of desparation. Jarred hits a jumping elbow hrust on Def Metal. Def Metal climbs to his feet. Jarred with a Russian legsweep on Def Metal. Def Metal gets back to his feet. Def Metal tags Raptor. Jarred applies the clawhold on Raptor. Raptor brings in Def Metal for Raptor and Def Metal. Def Metal nails Jarred with a springboard dropkick. Def Metal short clothslines Jarred. Def Metal kicks Jarred in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Def Metal nails the bridging back suplex on Jarred. Def Metal hits Jarred with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Def Metal gets up. Def Metal slingshot elbow drops Jarred. Now Jarred standing. Def Metal comes from behind and bulldogs Jarred. Def Metal gets up. Now Jarred standing. Def Metal thrust kicks Jarred in the head. Def Metal catches Jarred in a backslide and goes for the pin. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

King - The winners of this match, Raptor and Def Metal!!!

(Raptor and Def Metal slide out of the ring as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air)

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