EMF: Saturday Shockwave

We fade into the house show as fireworks blasts on the stage and then the lights turn on and we look around the crowd, it fades into a backstage segment to start.

*We go backstage as the camera fades in, it’s in a close up shot of a dog’s skull. Suddenly it shows Chris Jericho holding in his hand, staring at it as Amy Dumas is hard at work in the background *

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Aw, poor butch…I knew him well…

(Amy looks up with a annoyed, but amused look)

.::Amy Dumas::.-No you didn’t, you never even met him once Jericho…that’s like the 100th time you have said that..

(Jericho puts the dogs skull down and looks over at Amy.)

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Yeah, sorry…it’s just too perfect. When is the last time one of us been sent a skull?

(Amy puts her hands on her head looking a little stressed)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Probably the last time we pissed Angelus off..

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-and speaking of that, I want to know if I should come down to the ring with you? I mean were dealing with the “Slayer of hobo’s, bottom feeding hoes and small animals” here

(Amy smiles and then does the Scott Hall scary fingers, and they both laugh)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Na, I’m sure there won’t be anything I can’t handle.

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Well still, I’ll keep an eye out just in case…don’t want…aw forget it. Just know I’ll be there if that ass clown tries anything

(Jericho turns away as he’s gone, Amy smiles a little bit and we fade back into the arena) .


Lion vs. Road Van Toad (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Lion!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Lion comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Road Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[RVT trips on the pilers that hold up the EMF tron and RVT goes rolling down to ring side Lion drops Road Van Toad with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Earl Hebner checks Road Van Toad's boots and knee pads. (ding, ding, ding) Lion with an Aztecan suplex on Road Van Toad sends him to the mat. Road Van Toad gets up. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Lion slaps Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad gets hit with a back heel kick. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Lion onto the mat. Road Van Toad sends Lion to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Road Van Toad throws a chair at Lion. Lion gets back to his feet. (..2) Lion executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad gets up. (...3) Lion nails Road Van Toad with a belly-to-back suplex. Lion stands up. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Lion onto the floor. Road Van Toad chants start. Lion stands up. (....4) (.....5) Road Van Toad takes Lion into the ring. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Lion executes a huge gutbuster on Road Van Toad. Now Road Van Toad standing. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Road Van Toad hits him with a back fist. Lion short-arm clotheslines Road Van Toad to the mat. Road Van Toad is up again. Lion executes the jumping sidekick on Road Van Toad. Road Van Toad gets hit with the shooting star press from Lion. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 Road Van Toad escapes. ]

JR - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Road Van Toad is back on his feet. Lion get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad hooks Lion in an armlock leglock submission. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Lion trys to escape. ... ... (AHHHH!) Road Van Toad breaks the hold. Lion get whipped into the corner and Road Van Toad follows himin with an avalanche. Road Van Toad executes the airplane spin and throws Lion onto the mat. Road Van Toad chants start. They lockup. Lion sends Road Van Toad to the corner of the ring. Road Van Toad takes a slap to the face from Lion. Lion is back on his feet. Lion executes the front facelock on Road Van Toad. Earl Hebner asks Road Van Toad if he quits. ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... ... ... Lion tightens the hold. ... ... ... Lion tightens the hold. ... Road Van Toad trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Road Van Toad taps out. ]

JR - Lion has won the match!

JR - The winner of this match, Lion!!!


(“Lovefurypassionenergy” blasts on the PA system as the fans stand up and then cheer loud as VP Amy Dumas runs out on the stage and does a few of her poses with her hand signs and then Amy runs into the ring and then slides into the ring and then slides into the ring and then goes to the ring post and then goes to the second turnbuckle and then she does her hand signs and then she jumps down and then she walks over and grabs a microphone. As the theme song gets turned out there is a huge “Lita!! Lita!! Lita!!” chant. Amy smiles as she lets the chant go and then she begins to talk)

OOC-Angelus/Heyman, really I’m using your speech with Heyman more to forward Sierra and my storyline. Though I got no problem with you using it somehow soon, and of course it will be an issue later. Really the only reason I put this in that it was a perfect bridge into what we were trying to accomplish with the Sierra and Amy storyline. I by no means want to take you off track with whatever you happen to be doing currently. (but it’s your choice, just know I actually cut this down so it was not as insulting to your characters than it was originally. When needed I might throw the rest in another segment)

.::Amy Dumas::.- I know your wondering just what exactly I’m out here for, really I’m here to response to comments made towards me a few weeks ago. Now I have been busy the last few weeks, so I really was unable to make a response until now. But anyways, of course the comments I am talking about are the ones that Paul Heyman made in this ring. *crowd boo's* You know from the way Heyman made it sound, you would think that the Hanley vs. Angelus match went on only because he allowed it. But that couldn’t be further away from the truth. Now Paul, I know you aren’t known to look at all the facts….like finances…maybe if you paid attention to facts like that Heyman, then maybe you still would be running ECW and you wouldn’t have to kiss the EMF’s champions ass! (the crowd cheers and laughs at Heyman) You acted like you thwarted my plan, but the fact of the matter is you played right into it. But before I spell it out for you, I will say you would have to look at my true intension to understand my plan. Heyman, you acted like I was trying to push Josh Hanley into the world title, but had you been listening when I made that match, you would have seen my true intensions. Though since you didn’t bother, I’m not going to make a effort right now. Because, I have some other business I need to take care of …which makes the explaining exactly how you and your client did exactly what I planned for you to do unimportant. Now that brings me to you spleen boy…you think you really are funny with that little gift you sent me? You want to remind me of the past on how you slaughtered a poor innocent animal? I didn’t know you could cross over into the RWA reality…but I guess if Triple H can do it, I’m sure you could have? But regardless, I got a suggestion, why don’t you go outside and find the biggest pile of dirt you can find, if you want a little trip down memory lane. Because that will remind you of what exactly happened due to you killing that animal, and that was that Jericho and myself buried you alive…TWICE! Seriously what you think that was going to do…scare me? All it did was make me a little more angry….

“harder and harder to breath” blasts on the PA system as Sierra does not appear, Amy looks ready for a fight. But then all of a sudden Sierra’s voice can be heard on the PA system and then the image of Sierra appears on the EMF tron

Sierra-Amy…Amy…Amy, you don’t have to tell me your angry. Because I know first hand, man…what is it with you? Is it that time of the month every EMF show you decide to show up, because of you I am no longer womens champion for that. Now for a while, I wanted to hurt you…and hurt you bad Amy, but then I figured out I really shouldn’t be angry with you. After all, we all know the real reason the Other World hates everyone…but for those who need a little more proof and because really I wanted to research that topic a little more..I did so

(Amy looks a little unsure where this is going. Suddenly her eyes widen as on as the camera looks around the place where Sierra is)

.::Sierra::.-This place look familiar?

.::Amy Dumas::.-OK…what the hell are you doing in my house?!?! What is people in the EMF deal now a days…is everyone going to be traveling to alternate realities now?

.::Sierra::.-Oh let’s just say you still have a few enemies here…but really Mike and I just kind of tailed Angelus. A very interesting ride to here to say the least..

(Suddenly from the top of the screen Jeff Hardy appears upside down obviously hanging from something.)

.::Jeff Hardy::.-Can we hurry this up…Sunny doesn’t like me talking to people from alternate realities, the only reason she let me help with no problem is to spite Lita. Besides I got a lot more important things to do..

(Sierra looks at Jeff Hardy weird, as then he looks to his feet in a defeated look)

.::Jeff Hardy::.-Alright…alright…I gotta shine my RWA-WWF world title..

.::Sierra::.-Much better…

(back into the arena where Amy is just inraged with anger)

.::Amy Dumas::.-HARDY!! YOU BASTARD!

(Sierra laughs a little bit hearing Amy)

.::Sierra::.-Oh come on, I have found some interesting stuff on your PC that I think leaves little doubt about your true feelings…

(Amy is getting a upset now)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Damn it! Your in my house and your searching around my PC! Damn it that thing was passworded!

(Amy’s now turning red with embarrassment)

.::Sierra::.-Oh wasn’t hard to crack the code…especially when it was something so obviously as “sexybeasty2j”…but before I go, that’s not the only thing we were borrowing…

(Prez Mike comes on the screen with a mask looking paniced)

.::Prez Mike::.-Sierra, we need to get out of here now!

.::Sierra::.-What’s the rush?

.::Prez Mike::.-oh, I pissed off Gillberg and now he’s after us. Thus why I’m borrowing this mask from Amy.

.::Sierra::.-Gillberg? But he’s a jobber?!

.::Prez Mike::.-Not in this reality, he’s not!

.::Sierra::.-Oh ok…well Amy, I also took something from your house that I believe really rightfully belongs to me

(the camera looks down on Sierra’s waist, she’s wearing somes sort of women’s title and has the name plate “Angelica Boycott”)

.::Sierra::.-What you know…my old friend Amy was the last ever women’s champion of the RWA-WCW. But you know Amy you were so willing to take my title away from me, I think I should take yours from you, see you later.

(Sierra laughs as the camera goes into the ring as Amy’s obviously pissed/embarrassed as she runs from the ring.)

Dewey Pond vs. Brick Lesnar (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Dewey Pond!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Dewey Pond comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Brick Lesnar!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Brick Lesnar walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Dewey Pond executes a pumphandle suplex on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Brick Lesnar is hooked in a full nelson. Brick Lesnar is hit with a backward kick. Now Brick Lesnar standing. Dewey Pond chops Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar gets hit with a back heel kick. Brick Lesnar moves back to his feet. Dewey Pond is speared by Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar chants start. Brick Lesnar drags Dewey Pond to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Dewey Pond trys for a snap suplex but Brick Lesnar avoids it. (..2) Dewey Pond cuts Brick Lesnar with a blade. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. ]

JR - The floor is covered with blood from that injury.

[Dewey Pond trys for a full nelson slam but Brick Lesnar avoids it. They head back into the ring. Dewey Pond grabs Brick Lesnar's arm and strkes his chest. Brick Lesnar hits Dewey Pond with a Baba chop. Brick Lesnar does a cartwheel and kicks Dewey Pond in the face. ]

The King - Dewey Pond takes a cartwheel kick.

[Dewey Pond climbs to his feet. Dewey Pond hits Brick Lesnar with a heart punch. Brick Lesnar moves back to his feet. Dewey Pond spins aroround Brick Lesnar's back and DDT's him into the mat. Dewey Pond is up again. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Brick Lesnar gets elbowed to his midsection by Brick Lesnar. Dewey Pond applies the clawhold on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar bounces Dewey Pond off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Brick Lesnar is up again. Brick Lesnar goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Dewey Pond. ]

JR - flying sitdown splash!

[Now Brick Lesnar standing. Dewey Pond gets up. Brick Lesnar with a gut-wrench suplex on Dewey Pond. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Brick Lesnar head butts Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond stands up. Brick Lesnar drags Dewey Pond to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Dewey Pond gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Dewey Pond stands up. Brick Lesnar hits Dewey Pond with the back of his elbow. Brick Lesnar chants start. Dewey Pond takes Brick Lesnar into the ring. Dewey Pond with an illegal chokehold on Brick Lesnar. Dewey Pond chants start. Dewey Pond slingshot elbow drops Brick Lesnar. Dewey Pond with the Flying Elbowdrop on Brick Lesnar! Brick Lesnar gets hit with the shooting star press from Dewey Pond. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - Dewey Pond has won the match!

JR - The winner of this match, Dewey Pond!!!
*We go into the backstage arena where Amy Dumas is obviously really angry and embarassed. Amy runs by where Jericho is in the background. Jericho obviously not seeing what happened, and seeing Amy upset goes over to her as she is passing by *

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-There something bothering you Amy?

(Amy slowly turns to Jericho and says)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jericho!…..un... I just need to be alone right now..

(Amy runs off camera as Jericho looks concerned as we fade back into the ring)

Punisher vs. Michael Webber (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Punisher!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Punisher comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Michael Webber!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Michael Webber walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Punisher executes a pumphandle suplex on Michael Webber. Michael Webber drops Punisher with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (the bell rings) Punisher bounces Michael Webber off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Punisher get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Michael Webber. Michael Webber fist drops Punisher on the mat. Now Michael Webber standing. Punisher gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Michael Webber. Michael Webber stands up. Punisher gets knocked on the ground and Michael Webber flips onto him. Michael Webber stands up. Punisher moves back to his feet. Punisher bounces Michael Webber off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. Punisher chants start. Punisher gets hit with a dragon scerw from Michael Webber. Michael Webber is back on his feet. Michael Webber stomps Punisher's head. Now Punisher standing. Punisher kicks Michael Webber in the stomach. Now Michael Webber standing. Michael Webber strikes Punisher in the chest. Punisher grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Michael Webber is up again. Punisher puts the chicken wing on Michael Webber. Earl Hebner asks Michael Webber if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... Michael Webber is fighting the hold. ... ... Michael Webber trys to escape. Michael Webber escapes. Punisher gives Michael Webber a reverse neckbreaker. Punisher is back on his feet. Now Michael Webber standing. Punisher monkey flips Michael Webber onto the mat. Punisher with a headbutt on Michael Webber. ]

JR - headbutt!

[Punisher hits a flying karate chop right to Michael Webber's neck. Punisher does a cartwheel and kicks Michael Webber in the face. Michael Webber gets hit with the shooting star press from Punisher. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Michael Webber escapes. ]

The King - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Punisher nails Michael Webber with a belly-to-back suplex. Punisher gets up. Punisher goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Michael Webber. Punisher jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Michael Webber. Punisher climbs to his feet. Michael Webber throws Punisher off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. Punisher moves back to his feet. Michael Webber locks Punisher in the odd octopus hold. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) Punisher escapes. Punisher catches Michael Webber leg, but Michael Webber reverses it with an enzuigiri to Punisher's head. Punisher punches Michael Webber in the gut. Michael Webber jumps from the top and nails Punisher with a flying axhandle smash. Punisher climbs to his feet. Michael Webber grabs Punisher by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Michael Webber climbs to the top and hits Punisher with a flying clothesline. Michael Webber is back on his feet. Michael Webber with execites a bearhug on Punisher. Earl Hebner asks Punisher if he quits. ... ... Punisher is fighting the hold. ... Michael Webber breaks the hold. Michael Webber grabs Punisher and applies an arm wrench. Michael Webber hits Punisher with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Michael Webber climbs to his feet. Now Punisher standing. Flying side kick by Michael Webber takes Punisher off his feet. Michael Webber stands up. Punisher stands up. Punisher hits a ropeflip moonsault on Michael Webber. Punisher chants start. Punisher drags Michael Webber to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Punisher hits the handspring moonsault on Michael Webber. Punisher chants start. Now Punisher standing. Punisher climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on Michael Webber. Punisher gets up. Punisher takes Michael Webber into the ring. Punisher climbs to the second turnbuckle and moonsaults onto Michael Webber. Now Punisher standing. Michael Webber gets knocked on the ground and Punisher flips onto him. Punisher uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Michael Webber down. Punisher then picks up Webber into the capital punishment, but Webber slides out the back and then Pun turns around and then Punisher gets trapped into a small package that is reversed to Pun's favor and Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Punisher!!!