The EMF logo flashes over the screen, we go into the normal Saturday Shockwave video as it ends we go into the arena as pyrotechnics blasts off and then end. The lights turn back on and then looks around the arena as fans hold up their sign

JR-Welcome....

King-AAAAAWWWW SHUT UP JR, you been doing that same damn entrance EVERY *BLEEP*ing WEEK!!

*As the show opens up to the arena after the opening video package, two security guards are seen standing at the entrance to the arena's parking garage. Each man reaches up to his ear, speakinginto the small microphone each of them wears, as a car pulls into the garage. The car parks, and as the engine cuts off, the doors open an Wes and Katrina Ikeda get out. As they walk across the garage, one of the security guards steps infront of them....*

Guard:"I'm sorry mister and misses Ikeda, but I can't allow you to enter the arena tonight."

Wes:"Oh really? And just who gave the order to not let us in here?"

Guard:"I'm not permitted to give out that information at this time. So if you and your wife will just please get back in your car and leave, we can avoid any problems."

Katrina:"Avoid problems my ass!"

*Katrina shoves the security guard out of the way, and the couple laugh and walk on by. As Wes reaches out to open the door to the arena, it flings open, hitting Wes in the head, and knocking him and Katrina to the ground. The camera pans back up to the door, and as it does Tazz, Dark Talon and Rob Steelhart come rushing out. Dark Talon grabs Katrina in a double chicken wing, holding her so she can't run to help Wes. Rob and Tazz immediately start putting the boots to Wes as he tries to get up. Finally Rob grabs him, only to throw him head first into the concrete wall next to the door. Wes falls back to the ground, clutching his head. Rob kicks him a few more times, and then pulls him up, revealing the blood that now drips from his head. Rob picks Wes up on his shoulder, and rams him back first into the wall a few times before tossing onto the hood of the n.W.o limosine. Tazz climbs up on the hood of the car, and pulls Wes to his feet. As he gets Wes up, he locks him up and T-Bone Tazzplexes him back into, and through the wind shield of the limosine. Dark Talon releases Katrina, allowing her to rush over to the car. The three men head back inside, each of them high fiving and laughing over what they've just done...*

J.R:"Well King we're only a few minutes into the show and already the n.W.o laid out Wes Ikeda. But what the hell did they do that for? What the hell did Wes do to deserve an attack that vicious?"

King:"He opposed the New World Order, thats what he did. Look at it J.R, its obviously not safe to oppose the n.W.o, because they nearly killed Wes just then, not that anybody cares, but damn what an attack!"

J.R:"Anyways, we have a great show for you tonight, so lets go to the action."

Finkel:"Ladies and gentlemen, our first contest is scheduled for three falls and is a single elimination four corners match. Introducing first, he hails from some swamp somewhere...Road Van Toad!"

*RVT makes his way out onto the stage as freaky ribbet sounds fill the arena. He does his typical thumb point and then heads down the ramp, only to trip halfway down, and end up rolling the rest of the way down to the ring floor. RVT stumbles back to his feet, and rolls in the ring...*

Finkel:"And his first opponent...Homeboy!"

*Homeboy walks out on the stage to the mixed reaction of the fans. He stops at the top of the ramp to run his mouth to a few fans, and then heads down to the ring. He walks up the ring steps, and steps therough the ropes, staring down RVT....*

Finkel:"And their next opponent, hailing from the Dark Carnival...Jake Jeckyl!"

*"Fuck The World" by ICP begins to play as Jake Jeckyl walks out onto the stage wearing a pair of wrestling tights and an Amazing Jeckyl Brothers hockey jersey. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring, grabbing the rope as he enters so he don't go too close to either oppoenent....*

Finkel:"And introducing next, the fourth and final participant in this contest, from St. Louis, Missouri....BADD BOY!!"

*"Just 2 Badd" begins to play as Badd Boy walks out on the stage from behind the curtain. The fans go wile as Badd Boy makes his way down the ramp to the ring. He circles the ring, and climbs up the ring steps, and steps into the ring. As he does, the camera changes focus, and shows Ashlee Ikeda sitting in the audiance a few rows back. Two large security guards approach her and pull her up from her seat. The two men turn her around, and handcuff her and begin to lead her away. Meanwhile, back in the ring Badd Boy has noticed whats going on, and leans over the ropes, screaming at the guards. As he does this, Jake Jeckyl attacks him from behind, shoving him over the top rope to the flor as the bell rings to start the match. Jake follows BB to the outside, while RVT attacks Homeboy with a few punches and forearms to the head and face, backing Homeboy up into the corner. RVT starts to nail Homeboy with a few martial arts kicks in the corner, before attempting a standing back flip for show, only to fall on his face. On the outside, Jake Jeckyl has pulled Badd Boy to his feet, and whipped him into the barricade a few times back first, causing BB to fall to his knees and clentch his back in pain. Jake pulls Badd Boy to his feet, and rolls him back into the ring.*

J.R:"I don't understand what just happened here. For some reason Ashlee has been handcuffed and escorted out of the arena by armed security. I'm not sure how this is gonna play out, but it has to be affecting Badd Boy right now."

King:"Oh shut the hell up J.R! Nobody likes Ashlee anyways, shes the epitimy of all evil! Besides, now that shes gone I won't need this barf bucket anymore!"

*Homeboy has taken advantage of RVT's stupidity, and backed him into a corner, all the while Jake Jeckyl has backed Badd Boy up into the opposite corner. The two men look at each other and nod. Jake and Homeboy both irish whip their opponents out of the corner, only to find their attempts reversed. Jake Jeckyl and Homeboy run into each other head first, knocking each of them back into a quick school boy...Charles Robison quickly makes the count on both pins...1...2...both men kick out nearly simultaneously. Badd Boy pulls Jeckyl up to his feet, and nails him with a few fists to the head and gut, backing him up against the ropes. BB irish whipes Jeckyl across the ring, catching him on the return and hitting him with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Mean while, RVT tries to irish whip Homeboy into the corner, only to have it reversed, but RVT shows some unusual balance and skill as he leamps to the top rope, and then jumps back at Homeboy kicking him in the face. When Homeboy hits the mat, RVT does his thumb point and then rushes at the far side ropes. As he bounces off, he goes into a quick forward roll, only to spring up into a senton splash, nailing Homeboy with the Rolling Chunder. Charles Robison rushes across the ring to make the count on RVT's half assed pin attempt...1..2......3. RVT jumps up, doing his thumb point as the referee orders Homeboy out of the ring."

J.R:"Well, Homeboy has just been eliminated by Road Van Toad. And I have to tell you people, I'm just as shocked as any of you are at the fact that RVT actually hit a move and didn't screw it up."

King:"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"

*Badd Boy is now slowly pulling Jeckyl to his feet. As he gets Jeckyl up, he whips him into the far ropes, catching him on the return and hitting Jeckyl with a beautifully executed over head belly to belly suplex. Badd Boy floats over and attempts the cover, but before the ref can count RVT breaks it up. Badd Boy gets up, yelling at RVT as he stalks him around the ring. Jeckyl finally gets back to his fett, and grabs Badd Boy from behind, hitting him with a quick reverse ddt into a cover...1..2..Badd Boy kicks out easily. Jeckyl pulls BB to his feet by one arm, nailing him with a short arm clothesline as he gets him up, holding on to hit a second, and then a third. Jeckyl smiles as Badd Boy falls to the mat a third time, and then starts putting the boots to him. After a few moments, Jeckyl slowly pulls Badd Boy up to his feet, kicking him in the stomach and doubling him over. Jake Jeckyl sets Badd Boy up for a power bomb, but Badd Boy reaches out and grabs the ropes, blocking the move and allowing him to back body drop Jeckyl over the top rope. As Badd Boy looks back up though, RVT runs at him, only to find himself back body dropped over the top rope as well, landing directly ontop of Jeckyl. Badd Boy stands there, watching the two men get up, and as they reach their feet, he grabs the top rope and catapults himself over to the outside, nailing both Jeckyl and RVT with a cross body. Badd Boy gets up quickly and pulls Jeckyl up with him, rolling him back into the ring, and then quickly following him. Badd Boy gets to his feet, yelling at Jeckyl, and telling him to stand up. As Jeckyl does finally get to his feet, Badd Boy quickly locks on the full nelson, and lifts Jeckyl up, hitting his Full Nelson Slam, and quickly making the cover. Charles Robison falls to his knees to make the count..1..2..3!*

J.R:Well now we're down to just two men. Its Road Van Toad versus Badd Boy now!

King:"ZZZZZZZZz, huh whats going on? Oh, they're still wrestling! Damn this is boring!"

*As Jeckyl gets out of the ring, Badd Boy turns around to look for Road Van Toad, only to find RVT standing in the ring with a chair in his hands. RVT tosses the chair at Badd Boy's head, Badd Boy catches it, and as he does Road Van Toad leaps in the air and drives the chair into BB's head with the Van-Damthismovesucks! Badd Boy falls to the mat hard, and RVT kicks the chair out of the ring, and then quickly makes the cover...1..2.....NO! Badd Boy just barely got his shoulder up in the knick of time. RVT pulls Badd Boy up to his feet, only to knock him right back down with a spinning heel kick. RVT thumb points again, as he runs across the ring, once again rolling and then nailing Badd Boy with a senton splash, executing the Rolling Chunder. RVT makes the cover, and Charles Robinson again makes the count..1..2..but Badd Boy drapes his foot over the bottom rope to break the count. RVT pulls Badd Boy to his feet, and whips him into the far ropes, nailing him with a spinning heel kick in the center of the ring. RVT looks at the corner and then thumb points again. He rushes over and leaps to the top turnbuckle. He pauses a moment, and looks out over the crowd. When he turns his attention back to the ring, he dives into the air, attempting the 1 Star Frog Splash, but he screws it up, and ends up doing a horrible belly flop, and landing about two feet from the corner instead. Badd Boy gets up quickly, seeing his chance to capitalize on RVT's crappiness. As RVT gets to his feet groggily, Badd Boy hooks him up, and nails another Full Nelson Slam. He grabs both of RVT's legs, and stacks him up for the pin as Charles Robison makes the count..1..2..3!*

J.R:"Well Badd Boy has successfully returned to the EMF by winning this match. But you have to admit, RVT had him on the rocks there for a few moments."

King:"Shut up J.R! RVT SUCKS!"

*Badd Boy gets up and starts celebrating his win, but as he turns his back on the entrance way, Jarred Carthallion rushes down to the ring and attacks him from behind. Jarred lifts Badd Boy up on his shoulder, and rushes towards the turnbuckle, ramming BB's back into it, then turning around and power slamming him to the mat, executing the Oklahoma Stampede power slam. Jarred rolls out, and begins to look under the ring. After a few seconds, he pulls out a table and shoves it in the ring. Jarred rolls back in, and stomps Badd Boy a few times before setting the table up. Jarred pulls Badd Boy up to his knees, placing his head between his legs, while he stood with his back to the table, signaling for the Soul Reaver. But before Jarred can execute it, a man steps over the guard rail, and climbs up on the ring apron, and then over the top rope. Jarred shoves Badd Boy away and slides out of the ring, and backs up the ramp a few feet...*

J.R:"OH MY GOD!!! Kevin Nash has just come out of the audiance to save Badd Boy from being Soul Reavered through that table by Jarred!"

King:"What? Awwwww man, and I wanted to see somebody get wood too!"

*Nash leans down and grabs Badd Boy's arm, pulling him to his feet. As he gets Badd Boy up to his feet, he hugs him, and then raises his arm high in the air, pointing to Jarred, and then to Badd Boy. Jarred stands on the end of the ramp, screaming at both Badd Boy and Kevin Nash, when suddenly Nash turns and lays Badd Boy out with a clothes line. Nash pulls Badd Boy back to his feet as Jarred slides back in the ring laughing, and tucks his head between his legs. Nash raises his fist high in the air, and then slowly forms the n.W.o symbol. The fans go crazy, as Nash picks Badd Boy up and Jacknife power bomb's him through the table. Jarred reaches through the ropes, grabbing a mic from Howard Finkel, and then walking over, and stradling Badd Boy's body....*

Jarred:"I told you that I would get my revenge and that you would never see it coming Tony. But now your asking yourself where did Kevin Nash come from? And your wondering who told security to keep Wes out of the arena, and who it was that had Ashlee escorted out. Well Badd Boy, I did it all! Thats right, I'm the man who ordered all of those things to take place. I'm the man who called Big Kev and asked him to be here tonight. I'm the man who made it all happen. But, how in the world could I make all of this happen? How did I get the power to do all of this. Well ladies and gentlemen, Badd Boy...Wasabi World Order members, say hello to the brand new Chief Executive Officer of the Extreme Measures Federation! You see, when Matt Dragon retired from the company, he left this position open. Well, being the sneaky son of a bitch that I am, I bought up all the shares of stock he left behind, knowing that they'd give me some pull around here. And then, earlier tonight, I received a phone call from Matt Dragon's old confidant, Mr.E_, and he told me that everything had been finalized, and that I was now the official CEO of this company! Now Badd Boy, since you probably want to know where Ashlee is, I'll tell you. Right now, Ashlee is being processed down at the local jail, and charges are being brought up on her for her actions at Cold Day In Hell last week. You see, Ashlee is no longer an active employee of this company, so her involvement in the match last week was enough to bring her up on charges. But don't worry Tony, I'm sure that Bubba will take real good care of her tonight in that cell! Now as for this man here, Big Kev, well not only is he the newest member of the n.W.o, but hes also going to be my Corporate Enforcer. So boys and girls, from this point on, when you screw with the boss, your gonna get Jacknifed!"

*Jarred drops the mic on Badd Boy's chest, and then slaps him a few times. As Jarred and Kevin Nash exit the ring, paramedics slide into the ring to check on Badd Boy...*

J.R:"Well, I don't know what to think any more. First Nash helps Badd Boy, then he puts Badd Boy through the table. And now we find out that Jarred Carthallion is the new CEO of this company. Could things get any worse for for the EMF?"

King:"Of course they could, you could be the CEO. And that would most definently suck!"

"Rachel's theme" blasts on the PA system as Rachel walks to the ring

King-JR I can't find my god damn zoom camera

JR-maybe AN ARKIE took it...

"Natashia's theme" blasts on the PA system as Natashia runs to the ring

King-oh shit you could be right...I could be marked

*King ducks as a shot is fired, but misses*

[Rachel and Natashia lock up, Rachel takes down Natashia with a fireman's carry into a leg scissors. Natashia looks for a way out of the hold, but Natashia can't break the hold what so ever. Then is finally able to break out of the hold with a nip up. Natashia hits a few stomps to the getting up Rachel. This is ablet to stun Rachels with a few kicks to the face. Then Natashia follows it up as Rachel is able to get to her feet with a few knife edge chops to Rachel that back her to the ropes. Natashia then trys to whip Rachel to the ropes. But Rachel reverses the whip and then Natashia runs to the ropes, Natashia bounces off the ropes and then knocks down Rachel with a hard shoulder block. Natashia runs to the ropes and then goes for another shoulder block. But Rachel is able to counter with a release arm drag Natashia gets up dazed and then gets knocked down with a clothesline. Natashia slides to the apron and then sits on the apron trying to recover. But Rachel grabys Natashia by the hair and then pulls up and then sets her up and then hits a suplex back inside of the ring. Rachel then goes into the cover and gets a 1.......2.....kick out. Rachel then pulls up Natashia and then puts a chin lock on Nastashia, Natashia doesn't do anything for a little bit. But then slowly starts to get up, once she does she looks for a way out of the hold. Natashia then trys to side steps Rachel. But can't quite do it, so she backs Rachel to the ropes and then whips her out of the hold. Rachel bounces off the ropes and then Natashia puts a sleeper hold. Rachel trys to fit a way out of the hold, but can't find a way out of the hold and then slowly fades away as Natashia keeps the hold on Rachel. Rachel goes down to one knee and is seemly out. The ref checks to see if Rachel is still able to continue the match. She seems out to the ref so the ref decides to check her arms. Once.......twice....but before the third time Rachel puts her arm up and slowly starts to get up to her feet. Once Rachel is up to her feet she looks for a way to get out of the sleeper. She then is successful by hitting a belly to back suplex.]

King-AN ARKIE stole my zoom camera god damn it....aw well I always have the SUPER zoom pictures from my satelite

JR-.......

[Both wrestlers are down as the ref uses his standing 10 count 1...........2..........3.........4.......5...both Rachel and Natashia get up. Natashia very dazed can only throw a wild slap attempt that's blocked easily by Rachel and returned with a slap....and another....and another....once again another slap.....did I mention this turned into a slapfest. Anyways the slapping is only weakly affecting Natashia (when Rachel goes for the SLAP OF DOOOOOM!!) so Rachel hits a few knife edge chops and then backs up Natashia to the ropes and then whips her off the ropes. Natashia bounces off the ropes, Rachel lowers her head to go for a back body drop. But Natashia is able to turn this into a sun set flip attempt. But Rachel is able to keep her balance and then drops down and starts to bang Natashia's head against the mat. Rachel gets up and waits for Natashia to do the same. Once Natashia gets up, Rachel kicks Natashia in the gut to stun her and then sets her up and hits a snap suplex.]

JR-Rachel could be trying to end this match

*King doesn't say anything, because he's getting a picture from some sort of machine*

[Rachel steps on the second rope and waits for Natashia who gets up holding her back and then stumbles right into the corner in which Rachel is waiting for her. Rachel then is able to hook Natashia and hits a tornado DDT. Rachel then goes into the cover and gets a 1..........2..........3]

(even though you didn't do a RP, I'm giving you a break...man even a "I will beat you RP would have done the job")

"n......W.....o" blasts on the PA system as Jarred and Primetime walks to the ring

JR-This is a team I never thought I would see...

King- I knew all a long they would one day would be a team!

"wWo's theme" blasts on the PA system as Wasabi and Raptor walk to the ring

King-RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!! *does the Brock dance*

[Primetime and Raptor decide to start out, they both paces around the ring and then locks up in the middle of the ring. Raptor pushes Primetime to the corner, but Primetime is able to switch and drive Raptor into the corner. The ref makes Primetime break the hold, Primetime backs up slowly and then hits a few fists and then follows it up with a few shoulder blocks into the gut of Raptor. Primetime then whips Raptor to the opposite side of the ring in which he is successful doing. Raptor goes crashing into the turnbuckle, Primetime waits and Raptor comes stumbling right into him. Primetime then then sets him up and then hits a shin breaker on Raptor. Raptor goes down in pain, Primetime holds on to Raptor's leg and then drops a few elbow drops into the inner part of the leg of Raptor. Then Primetime puts a single leg lock, Raptor scream in pain and looks for a way out of the hold. Raptor is near the ropes, so Raptor goes for that and is able to move the few inches and then grabs on to the ropes and the ref uses his count and them makes him break the hold with a 5 count. Primetime waits for Raptor to get up, then Raptor gets up and then Primetime hits a few kick into the leg of Raptor. Then follows it up with a few knife edge chops and has Raptor realing on the ropes. Primetime whips Raptor to the ropes as Raptor bounces off the ropes Wasabi makes a blindside tag and then Raptor comes back to where Primetime is. Primetime goes for a clothesline, but he ducks the clothesline and then goes to the other side. Primetime goes for a clothesline, Raptor counters this into a sunset flip. As Raptor trys to get Primetime over, Wasabi walks into the ring and runs to the ropes and then takes Primetime's head off with a hard clothesline. Primetime is down as Wasabi hits a few kicks to the downed Primetime. Primetime gets to his feet and then Wasabi hits a few knife edge chops to Primetime. Wasabi then whips Primetime off the ropes, Primetime bounces off the ropes and leaps in the air and catches Wasabi with a flying forearm. Wasabi gets up and charges at Primetime stunned. So Primetime counters the charge with a arm drag take down, Primetime puts Wasabi in a arm bar and then holds Primetime's arm on the mat and then hits a knee into Wasabi's arm. Primetime does then over and over again and then just puts on the arm bar once again. Wasabi looks for a way out of the arm bar. But before he can, Primetime hits a knee into the gut a few times and then gets Wasabi doubled over. Primetime then sets up Wasabi, gets him up and then puts Wasabi down with a pump handle slam.]

JR-Primetime might want to make the cover

King-aw don't bother....you won't get the pin until the third part of the match anyways

JR-huh?

[Primetime goes into the pin and gets a 1.......2.....kick out. Primetime pulls up Wasabi and then puts him down with a few clubing blows to the back of the neck. Wasabi then gets up only to be hit with a few hard fists that knock him to the ropes. Primetime then whips him to the ropes, Wasabi bounces off the ropes and then goes for a cross body block. But Primetime is able to catch Wasabi, but before Primetime can turn this into a move. Raptor is able to get into the ring and hit a drop kick to Primetime that knocks him to the mat and Wasabi into the cover for the 1.......2....kick out. Wasabi and Primetime get up slowly, Primeitme hits a few fists and trys to whip Wasabi to the ropes. But Wasabi reverses it and then reverses it and then sends Primetime to the ropes. Wasabi then catches Primetime in a front spine buster as both wrestlers are down. Slowly both start to make the tag to their corner. Primetime is able to tag Jarred and then Wasabi is able to dive and makes the tag to Raptor. Jarred trys to hit a few fists. But it's answered back with a few fists to the face. Raptor then whips Jarred off the ropes, Jarred bounces off the ropes and then catches Jarred in a titlerwhirl slam. Primetime comes into the ring and then trys to clothesline. Raptor ducks it and then waits until Primetime turns around and then blasts him with a hard super kick that stumbles Primetime and then puts Primetime into the corner Raptor then signals to the crowd and then goes into the oppisite side of the ring and then charges at Primetime and then hits a big splash into the corner. Primetime stumbles around and then Raptor backs up and then clotheslines Primetime over the top rope. Jarred comes over and then clubs Wasabi with a few fists that stuns him. Jarred sends Wasabi to the arena floor as Raptor slowly gets up. Raptor then stumbles to Jarred, Jarred goes for a super kick. But Raptor ducks and then knocks out the ref]

King-man it's a good thing that ref didn't decide to be a wrestler...

[We go to the outside as Wasabi is getting up near a ring post. Suddenly X-Cold-T runs down and does the X a ronie. Wasabi jumps back like he was just hit with a truck and hits against the ring post. X-Cold-T trys to run off, but he trips and knocks himself out cold on the steel ramp. Wasabi is out on his feet by the ring post as The Cat leaps from the crowd and hits the feliner on Wasabi. The Cat rolls in Wasabi into the ring. As this is happening. Jarred and Raptor are too busy trading fists to notice. RVT climbs to the top rope and looks around and goes for the 1 Star toad spalsh!!!.....BUT MISSES ....by half the ring. (non of these are real EMF wrestlers...just by Wasabi's request) and hits right into Jarred by accent hitting him into Raptor. Raptor hits his finisher and then goes into the cover as the ref slowly makes the cover 1...........2..........3. Nash steps over the top rope and then knocks down Raptor with a forearm. Raptor gets up only to be whiped to the ropes by Nash and taken down with a big boot. Wasabi gets up as Nash gets ready, Nash kicks Wasabi in the gut and sets him up and hits the Jackknife powerbomb. Nash puts his foot on the downed Wasabi and does the "2 sweet" thing as EMF shockwave goes off the air]

(OOC-OK well I put up that other ending to see how you would react. Primetime said he wouldn't have any problem letting you win the tag titles. But this will come with a price, first off keep the shit talking low on the nWo. Because it wasn't because you were that much better that you won. Primetime will get a chance to get a world title shot. Jarred if you want, you can get another partner and I will give you a rematch next week. Though the women's title next week will be first...so if you win that you reach your goal. After that I can make the rule I told you about and hopefully we can move you to different fueds. If there are any objections from the wWo, then tell me and I will turn it back to the DQ ending)