The EMF logo flashes over the screen as the Saturday Shockwave video starts. Once it finishes it goes into the arena, which is already lighten up and we go to the very first match

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King"Lawler

King-

Jarred:"You two men, and your little pathetic managers, have exactly ten seconds to get the hell out of my ring because this match has been cancelled due to lack of interest in it. And what will happen if you don't get out of my ring you ask Ripper? Well, lets just say that you won't enjoy the price you'll pay."

*The two men stand there, screaming at Jarred and Nash, seemingly forgetting that they were scheduled to face each other. Both of them motioning for Jarred and Nash to step into the ring, daring them to come and make them leave....*

Jarred:"Look, I know that you two are new here in the EMF, but I didn't realise that you were both dumb as brick too. I mean, do you have any idea who your talking to? I'm the EMF World Heavyweight Champion, a three time champion at that. And I'm the EMF Chief Executive Officer. And Big Kev here, well hes my Corporate Enforcer. But, you two don't seem to mind any, and you seem Hell bent on getting in the ring with us. Now I came down here to get a few things off my chest, but if you two are so certain that you want a piece of us, then I guess you'll get a piece of us."

J.R:"Well looks like we're going to have an inpromtu match here King. But you have to wonder what Ripper and ShaKLZ are thinking by doing this."

King:"Jarred's right J.R, they are dumb as brick. This is gonna be ugly, almost as ugly as you."

*Jarred drops the microphone and looks over at Nash, the two men smile at each other and Jarred drops the World Title where he stands, and they rush to the ring. Jarred slides under the bottom rope, and starts trading fists with Ripper, while Nash steps over the top rope and sends ShaKLZ down with a massive elbow to the face. Jarred ducks a clothes line from Ripper, spinning him around and kicking him the gut. Jarred tucks his head between his legs and then picks him, driving him down to the canvas with the Soul Reaver, and then kicking him outside the ring. Nash has backed ShaKLZ into a corner and is delivering punishing back elbows to his head and face. Nash finally pulls him out of the corner and stuffs his head between his legs, turning to face the ropes. Nash picks ShaKLZ up and Jacknifes him over the top rope to the ring floor, through a table that Amy had just finished setting up. Jarred and Nash stand there in the center of the ring, taunting Big Ron to get in there with them. But Ron simply picks Ripper up and carries him up the ramp. But Destiny stands there, kneeling down next to ShaKLZ screaming at Jarred and Nash, when suddenly Amy nails her in the back of the head with a chair, knocking her out. Amy laughs at her and then slides in the ring. Amy then grabs the World Championship and slides in the ring, handing it to Jarred, while he calls for a mic, catching in as its tossed to him....*

OOC-Seems my writer wanted to do something else...Ripper still consider yourself the winner of your match. But I think it was due to the fact no one got their RP's up on time

Jarred:"Maybe now, people will listen when I tell them that they need to get the hell out of my ring. So boys, the next time I tell you to do something, I hope that you think twice before you decide to disobey. Now, I came out here because there are a few things I need to get off my chest, some of them are personal, and some of them are all business. And I'll start with the all business first. Now, I was sitting at home two weeks ago, when I heard the announcement that Ashlee Ikeda would be making her in ring return to the EMF. And that got me a little pissed off, but after talking to Mike I realised that he had no choice but to let her return. So, seeing that there is nothing I can do to stop this from happening, I have to just grin and bare it right? Wrong! You see, I'm the CEO, and I have power just like Mike and Wasabi do, and although I can stop her from coming back to in ring action, I can make her return as miserable as possible. So, thats why I've taken the privelage of booking your first match for you Ashlee, a match that will take place at our next pay per view event. But I had a bit of a delema when I was trying to decide on an opponent for you. First I thought about giving you Destiny, or Ms. Loveable, or the both of them. Then I figured that would be too easy. And then I thought about Mercedes but shes out on a leave of absence right now, so shes out of the question, as is Katrina, and I'll address that in a bit. So, I spent a whole day pondering about who should be your opponent. I even thought of putting you in a match against Tony or Wes, but Mike told me I couldn't because you were to wrestling strictly in the Women's Division. So, one night while I was sitting at home, drinking a beer, and watching television, the perfect idea hit me. Ashlee, your oppoent for your first match back will be none other than "The Queen Of Extreme" herself...Amy Dumas! But thats not where it ends. No, you see I've got a very special match in mind as well. Ashlee, the match will be a Tables..Ladders..and Chairs match."

*The crowd begins to cheer at the announcement and Jarred motions for them to quiet down...*

Jarred:"Now, I have a second announcement to make, and this one involves the match between Barbedwire Chris and Kiel Hardy later tonight. Now, Chris talked about people not knowing what pain is and what not, so I figured that I'd show him, and Kiel, what pain is really about. So, as of right now their match tonight is no longer a Texax Death Match, its now officially a Death Cell Match!"

*Jarred looks over head at the cell hanging from the rafters as the crowd begins to chant "Death Cell" over and over again.....*

Jarred:"Now, there is one final statement, and then I'll get on with the major personal announcement. Last week I came out here and I attacked Justin Franchize, hitting him with the Legendary End, and then pulling him out of the ring allowing Primetime to win the match. Now let me set one thing straight for all of you, I was not helping Primetime. I couldn't give two shits and fuck about Primetime. I did what I did simply because I wanted to screw Franchize over! The only thing that would have made it sweeter is if it had been for the Extreme Championship like it had originally been scheduled for. But, theres a reason for why I screwed Franchize. You see, ever since he came back hes been running around crying and pissing himself over the fact that hes never been given a World Title match. Saying thats hes ignored and over looked, blah blah blah. And frankly, I'm tired of hearing it. So Franchize, I hope your listening because at the next pay per view, you get your World Title shot against. But Piss Boy, you get in a Last Man Standing match! Justin, I'm going to finish this feud once and for all. I'm going to permanently shut you up. But most of all, Franchize I'm going to bring you Full Circle!"

*Jarred pulls the mic down from his mouth, closing his eyes for a moment. An angered and disgusted look coming over his face, his filled with concern and determination as he opens them again....*

Jarred:"Last week, Katrina was kidnapped from the parking lot right after she talked to me on the phone. Now, I know that there are some of you who are wondering why I care that she was kidnapped, your saying to yourselves that shes not my wife, and that I shouldn't give a damn. But I do give a damn. Hell, I blame myself for it happening. And all week long I've been talking to some close friends of mine who are on the force in Greensboro, as well as a few private detectives I know, and they're all working the case right now. You see, I know that she and I have had our differences, but in the end we're still friends, hell we're still family in way. We have a special bond, and if anything were to happen to her, I couldn't live with myself. So, thats why, right here, right now, I'm vowing to find Katrina. Thats right, I'm going to find her. So, if your listening, or if your watching, whoever you are, you had better becareful because I'm going to find you, and I'm going to get my hands on you. And when I do, you had better pray that the police show up before I have the chance to do much harm, because if you do anything to Katrina, if you so much as touch a hair on her head, I'll personally rip your heart out through your throat."

*Suddenly the EMF Tron comes to life again, but this time it shows a small, damp and dirty room, dimly lit by a single bulb dangling from the ceiling. Katrina sits tied to a chair, her legs tied to the legs of the chair, her hands bound behind it, and her mouth taped shut. Her hair is matted and knotted. Dried blood covers her nose, and both eyes are black and swollen. She sits there, her green eyes barely visible, but visible enough to see the terror in them. Suddenly, a figure dressed in an all black padded outfit, wearing a black mask that even covers the eyes walks in from off camera, sticking a large hunting knife to Katrina's throat. Suddenly,the arena is filled with an electronic voice, much like the one heard in the Scream movies....*

???:"I can smell the fear seeping through her pours Jarred. Its a very sweet smell, but I'm sure you know what fear smells like don't you? Of course you do Jarred. But I'm not showing you this so I can tell you about fear. No, I want you to look through that window over there, go ahead, take a look."

*Suddenly, the camera moves, revealing that there is a second kidnapper in the room. The person carries the camera over to the window, showing the everybody the dark blue BMW parked outside. After a few seconds, the camera is carried back and shows the kidnapper standing there, still holding the knife to Katrina's throat..*

????:"Do you recognize the car Jarred? You should, because its the same car that ran over Kathrin. Poor, poor Kathrin. She was so young, and so innocent. Its a shame that she had to die the way she did. But all in due time Jarred, all in due time. Katrina here is the last piece of the puzzle, and the final part of my gruesome masterpiece. So stay tuned Jarred, because there is much more to come."

*The view on the EMF Tron turns to snow and then blacks out as Jarred shoves Nash and screams at him. Nash rushes out of the ring and up the ramp, disappearing through the stage entrance....*

Jarred:"Fine, you wanna play that way you son of a bitch, then we can play that way. You killed my daughter, but I'm gonna kill you. Your obviously listening, and watching, so I want you to heed my words carefully. I'm coming for you, and theres not a force on this planet that can stop me. Not you, not your little buddy behind the camera, not even Katrina's husband Wes is gonna stop me. Becuase if he does, I'll beat his ass like the little rag doll he is. So Wes, a piece of advice, stay out of my way, because I'm handling this if you like it or not. And as for whoever you are.....Ahna-Nathrak Ahna-Khunt Ahna-Khed....Careful where you tread, for the death bringer draws near."

*Jarred throws the mic out of the ring and rolls outside, picking ShaKLZ up from the spot where he was still laying after being Jacknifed to the outside of the ring. He picks him up and drives him face first into the ring post and then tosses him down, spitting on him and screaming things about vengeance as he rushes up the ramp, and through the stage entrance, Amy not far behind him carrying the World Title for him.....*

"Nash theme" blasts on the PA system as Nash walks to the ring

King-A leg injury comes to mind everytime I see this guy

JR-Nash is somewhat injury prone in the WWF version

King-What does that mean he's from another World? He must hate us!

"Takers theme" blasts on the PA system as Taker walks to the ring

JR-If you want to go by WWF history then these two have a story past

King-But you never know how the Other World theory will work!

[Nash and Taker check the ropes on opposite side of the ring. Then they lock up, Nash puts Taker in a side head lock. Nash puts as much pressure on it as possible for a moment taking the Taker down to one knee. Taker then gets back up and then backs up Nash to the ropes and then whips him off the ropes, Nash bounces off the ropes and then takes Taker down. Nash then runs to the ropes and Taker stays down. Nash jumps over Taker and continues to the other side of the ring. Taker gets up and then goes for a big boot, but Nash then grabs on to the ropes and just kind of smiles at the Taker. Taker doesn't look too amused as they pace around the ring again and then lock up. Taker puts Nash in a arm bar, Taker then hammers away with clubing blows by the Taker on Nash's arm that gets Nash to kneel down. Taker waits until he gets up, Taker then takes this chance to twist his arm once again and then hits a few shoulder blocks into Nash. Nash is stumbled as the Taker releases the arm bar, he stumbles right into a Taker scoop and a slam! Taker than backs to the ropes and then leaps high in the air and hits a big leg drop. Taker then goes into the cover and gets a 1.........2......kick out, Taker gets up and then pulls up Nash up and then hits a few hard upper cuts to the chin of Nash. Taker then whips Nash off the ropes, Nash bounces off the ropes. Nash leaps in the air and hits a flying shoulder block on Taker that takes him down. Taker gets up somewhat stunned, Nash scoops up Taker on his shouler and charges at the corner and drops him on the top rope and hits snake eyes on the Taker. The Taker stumbles back and turns around, Nash hits a few hard knees in the corner. Nash then backs off a second for no reason really and then takes the Taker and then whips him into the corner on the opposite side of the ring. Nash charges with Taker as Taker hits back first, Nash comes with a hard clothesline in the corner. Nash backs away as the Taker comes stumbling towards Nash. Nash hits a boot in the stomach to double over Taker and then Nash sets Taker up for a power bomb. But before he can do it, Taker counters with a back body drop. The Taker now gets ready as Nash stumbles to his feet, Nash stumbles right into the waiting hand of the Undertaker who grabs him by the throat, but before he can. Nash hits a few back elbows into the neck of the Taker to break it up. Nash hits a few hard forearm shots that gets Taker reeling to the ropes. Nash then whips Taker off the ropes, Taker bounces off the ropes and then Nash goes for a clothesline. But Taker ducks under that and continues to the other side of the ring. Taker bounces off the ropes and then Nash goes for a back elbow, but Taker is also able to duck that . Taker bounces off the ropes again, both Taker and Nash go for a clothesline and knock each other down with a double clothesline.]

JR-looks like they had the same idea

King-Well they won't be down for long. The Taker and Nash won't even sell at their own garage sale.

[Both Taker and Nash get up dazed. Nash then charges at Taker with a clothesline, but he ducks it and Nash runs to the ropes and Taker turns around. Nash bounces off the ropes and then gets knocked back by a big boot by Taker. Nash backs up from the impact and falls through the ropes and to the outside. Taker then waits for Nash to get up, Nash stumbles to his feet on the outside. Taker then runs to the ropes and leaps over the top rope and knocks Nash down with the dive. Both wrestlers are down, but Taker is able to pull himself up with sometime to recover. Taker then takes Nash and then rams him into the steel steps shoulder first. Taker then pulls Nash up and then rolls him into the ring. Taker rolls into the ring and then waits for Nash to get up. Taker then twists Nash's arm into an arm bar as Taker hits a few shoulder blocks to weaken Nash. Taker backs up into the corner and climbs to the top rope, Taker then hits his move "Old school". Nash goes down and then Taker. Waits for Nash to get up, Taker trys to scoop Nash up, then Nash slides out the back. Taker turns around and charges right into a pick up and a side walk slam!]

JR-Nash seems to want to put the Undertaker away

King-Well do it fast, this is BORING

[Nash pulls up the Taker and then sets up for the Jackknife powerbomb. Nash does a signal and....hits the Jackknife powerbomb and then goes into the cover and gets a 1.........2..........3]

"Just too badd" blasts on the PA system

King-you know when I hear this song I all of a sudden want to hold people down

*King spits water in JR's face*

JR-un....

King-shut up JR, I'll never let you get over!

"to the end" blasts on the PA system as Def Metal walks to the ring

King-Great it's Def Metal, he owes me money for LOSING at First Blood

JR-You never seem to win a bet, why keep trying

King-I'll win one of these days!

[Badd Boy and Def Metal pace around the ring, they lock up and then Badd Boy turns it into a side head lock. Def Metal backs up to the ropes and then whips Badd Boy off the ropes. Def Metal dives to the ground as Badd Boy bounces off the ropes and then jumps on Def Metal and continues to the other side of the ring. Def Metal gets up as Badd Boy bounces off the ropes only to be knocked down by a shoulder block by Badd Boy. Badd Boy runs to the ropes again, Def Metal gets up as Badd Boy bounces off the ropes and then leaps frogs Badd Boy. Badd Boy continues to the other side of the ring and Def Metal drops down and hits a monkey flip that sends Badd Boy flying to the ropes. Badd Boy gets up stunned from the move and Def Metal charges at Badd Boy and hits a hard clothesline over the top rope, Def Metal grabs the ropes for a few seconds and recovers. Def Metal then climbs to the top rope and then waits for Badd Boy to get back to his feet. Once he does Def Metal leaps off the top rope and then hits a cross body block on Badd Boy. Both Badd Boy and Def Metal are down due to the move. But Def Metal is able to move after a certain period of time. Def Metal then gets to his feet and then pulls Badd Boy up with him and then hits a few knee's into the gut and then takes Badd Boy and then drops him throat first into the guard rail. Badd Boy stumbles back and Def Metal throws him back into the ring. Def Metal then goes to the apron and then climbs to the top rope and waits for Badd Boy to get up. Once he does, Def Metal leaps off and takes Badd Boy down with a flying double ax handle from the top rope. Def Metal then goes into the cover and then gets a 1...........2........kick out. Def Metal takes Badd Boy and then puts him in a rear chin lock. Badd Boy looks like he's fading away. But then starts to slowly get to his feet, Badd Boy then hits a few hard elbows into the gut that get's him free of the hold and then hits a few fists to back up Def Metal. Badd Boy then whips Def Metal to the ropes, Def Metal bounces off the ropes Badd Boy lowers his head and hits a back body drop. Def Metal stands up in pain and stumbles to Badd Boy who gets up Def Metal and hits a whiplash spinebuster. Badd Boy goes into the cover and gets a 1..........2..........kick out]

JR-so close!!!

King-JR I don't think this ref can count to three, what the hell are you yelling about

[Badd Boy pulls up Def Metal and hits a spinning european uppercut that stumbles Def to the ropes. Badd Boy hits a few knife edge chops as Def Metal is on the ropes. Badd Boy trys to whip Def Metal to ropes, but Def Metal reverses it and then meets Badd Boy with a knee to the gut that doubles him over Def Metal then runs to the ropes and bounces off and hits a swinging neck breaker. Def hits a few hard stomps to the downed Badd Boy. Badd Boy crawls away and then gets up and stumbles, Def scoops up Badd Boy and puts him into the corner in the tree of woe. Def Metal then hits a few hard kicks into the gut of Badd Boy, Def Metal then goes into the opposite side of the ring and raises his arm to the crowd and then charges and then hits a baseball slide into the face of Badd Boy. Badd Boy falls out of the tree of woe hurt. Def then climbs to the second rope and then waits for Badd Boy to get up. Badd Boy has to take some time to get up, but once he does. Def Metal waits for him to turn around, Badd Boy does so and then Def leaps off and hits a flying flipping neckbreaker (also known as the Buff blockbuster). Def Metal goes into the cover and gets a 1............2........kick out]

JR-almost had a winner...what are you doing King

*King is reading his autobiography*

King-"and so I said to the ref "look those are not my brass knuckles, if they are I'll be a announcer with someone I hate more than anyone else when I'm older..."..........guess they really were my brass knuckles...

[Def Metal gets up and calls for the Deep rift, then waits for Badd Boy to get up. Badd Boy stumbles to his feet. Def Metal kicks Badd Boy in the gut and sets him up, but then Def Metal takes Badd Boy's arm and twists it and then into a set up and hits the full nelson slam! He goes into the cover and gets the 1..........2........3]

(Badd Boy stumbles out of the ring and heads up the ramp as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air)