EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(An EMF logo video is played, and leads into the Saturday Shockwave video. It ends, and we go into the darken arena. Pryotechnics blasts off on the stage, and it ends. The lights turn on. The fans are already yelling and waving their signs. Some say "I hate Towelie", "Trish! I'll be Eddie's father!", and "Awesome Kong = Batista's wife" (eeerrr, that has nothing to do with the EMF, but BLAH!)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, and what a show we have for you tonight!

King-Headlined by the #1 contendership for the TV title.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe Freddy will get officially beat this time?

King-Maybe…

Kris Gaffney-What a ratings hook!

("light a fyre" blasts on the PA system as Fyre tries to run to the ring. But her overly big boobs won't let her. So she just walks to the ring.)

Towelie-…..oh man….I have not idea where I am…

Kris Gaffney-Figures he shows up, I saw someone in the back wearing this *holds up a "I love towelie" shirt

King-Internesting…

("Key's to the city" blasts on the PA system as Trish Stratus walks to the ring, and waits for the bell.)

JR-This was a sight that we thought that would never happen again.

King-I'm glad it did!

Kris Gaffney-I would too….if my wife would stop making me sleep on the couch everytime I do…

Doug Christie-Oh man….and you say I'm pussy whipped.

Kris Gaffney-You are…

Doug Christie-Oh….*leaves with his head down*

[Fyre and Trish Stratus is able to pace around the ring, and then Fyre takes down down Trish with a single leg take down. Fyre goes for a elbow drop, but it's moved out of the way by Trish Stratus. Who gets up and hits a few stomps on the downed Fyre, and Fyre gets up to her feet after a time. Fyre gets hit with a few hard forearms to the face, and Trish tries to whip Fyre to the ropes, and does. Trish Stratus bounces off of the ropes, and Trish lowers her head for a back body drop. But it's countered by Fyre, who grabs Trish by the hair, and throws her face first into the mat. Fyre takes a few moments to rest, and Fyre hits a few stomps on the downed Trish Stratus who gets up to her feet. Fyre picks her up, and hits a back breaker. Trish is in pain, and Fyre goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………….2………….kick out by Trish Stratus. Fyre looks at the ref, and asks for a faster count. Fyre picks up Trish and pushes her into the corner, and hits a few stomps into the gut. Fyre tries to whip Trish Stratus into the opposite side of the ring. But it's reversed, and Fyre goes into the corner. Trish Stratus follows her in, Fyre jumps on the second turnbuckle and hits a flying back elbow from there that connects with Trish. Fyre decides that she wants to do one move before goes into the cover, Fyre goes off of the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but at the last second Trish Stratus moves out of the way, and Fyre goes crashing into the mat. Fyre is in a lot of pain, and then Trish gets up to her feet. Trish goes for a chick kick, but Fyre pushes Trish Stratus off of the ropes. Trish bounces off of the ropes. Fyre lowers her head, but it's countered into a set up, and a quick release germen suplex. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but slowly Trish turns around and makes a cover and gets a 1………………..2………kick out by Fyre. Trish is recovering from the moves she's taken, so she can't complain.]

JR-Trish was able to counter that move by Fyre.

King-You think that was because Trish is so good…or it's that Fyre has too much to lose?

Kris Gaffney-Probably number two…like usual.

[Fyre and Trish Stratus gets up to her feet, and then Fyre charges at Trish Stratus who gets up. Trish Stratus is able to counter this move with a front spinebuster. Trish rolls away from the downed Fyre. She goes into the corner, and pulls herself up in the corner. Fyre shakes off the move, and see's Trish Stratus in the corner. Fyre charges at Trish, but Trish is able to counter this move with a boot to the face. Fyre stumbles back into the middle of the ring. Trish Stratus runs at Fyre, and Fyre is able to counter this with a hand stand, she then hits a totally unrealistic (what else is new with Trish) whirly bird move. Fyre stumbles up to her feet, seemly dizzy after that move. Trish Stratus hits a few forearm shots to the face. Trish Stratus tries to whip Fyre to the ropes, and does. Fyre bounces off of the ropes. Fyre goes for a running clothesline, but Trish does the Matrish. But Fyre kicks Trish's lets from under her and picks her up, and whips her to the ropes she comes off of the ropes and Trish leaps in the air and catches her with a Lou Thez press (and people wonder why I'm not a Trish fan wrestling wise.) Trish hits a few fists to the face of Fyre, but Fyre reaches up and hits a poke to the eye. Trish is blinded, Fyre gets up and hits a quick running clothesline. Fyre decides to the to the outside. She climbs up to the top rope, but suddenly Trish Stratus gets up and charges at the turnbuckle and sets up and hits the Stratus-sphere on Fyre!]

JR-What a move by Trish.

King-You know, why does things seem to go in slow motion while Trish is in there?

[Fyre stumbles up to her feet, Trish kicks Fyre in the gut, and sets her up, and hits the Stratusfaction! Trish goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………….2………….3!]

JR-Trish starts her return with a win!

King-Wow, sucks to be Fyre….again.

Shockwave comes back form a break and both JBL and Marquise are locked up in the ring. They move all around the ring, JBL backing Marquise up in the corner and the red getting between the two men and break it up. JBL continues and pokes the eyes of Marquise. And locks in a headlock and is applying pressure as Marquise waves his arms in the air trying to get to the ropes. JBL throws Marquise to the ropes and hits a shoulder block. Marquise now on the ground is stunned as JBL taunts the crowd. JBL then bends over to pick Marquise up but Marquise jumps alive and leg sweeps JBL. Then grabs the legs of JBL and flips over getting a jackknife pin. 2 count and JBL gets his shoulder up.

JR: Looks like JBL underestimated the rookie.

King: No you idiot. JBL is playing with him. JBL could end it right now.

Kris: With the clothesline form HELL…. AHHHHHHH

Marquise gets up and goes for a flip drop on JBL, He hits JBL and goes for the count again and gets 2 again. JBL gets up and clocks Marquise with a big boot right to his nose. Marquise backs up on the ropes and JBL raises his arm then runs at Marquise nailing a version of the clothesline form hell. But Marquise catches on to JBL and pulls him over the ropes along with him. On the outside the ref starts the 10 count and Marquise seems stunned again as JBL takes a break. He count is up to 5 and Marquise is pulling himself up on the ropes and sliding back in the ring. JBL quick to follow him, JBL stomps at Marquise head. Marquise crawls away and gets to his feet. JBL walking cockily over to him Marquise pulls a bicycle kick out of nowhere on JBL.

King: Again.. JBL is just playing.

JR: Like hell he is.

Kris: Rookie might win again.

JBL stumbles back into the corner where Marquise runs towards him and jumps looking for a running Hurricane ranna out of the corner. But JBL holds on to him and hits a sick Powerbomb. Marquise lands on the back of his head and does a semi flip backward due to the impact. Grabbing his Neck he rolls around as JBL yells out last call. JBL walks over to Marquise and picks him up, then walks over to the turnbuckle. JBL drapes Marquise on the buckle and climbs up himself. Standing on the second buckle JBL again Picks Marquise up and looks around the crowd then hits the last call off the turnbuckle.

JR: What a super fall away slam.

King: Told you JR.

Kris: We all know what’s coming next.

JBL stands tall and starts measuring Marquise up for the Clothesline form hell. Marquise gets up and JBL charges but Marquise ducks and locks in an arm bar. Marquise puts JBL’s Arm in his legs and gets a crossface in. Marquise pulls harder on the neck of JBL as JBL looks close to tapping. JBL manages to get to the ropes and the ref tells Marquise break it. Marquise doesn’t though and the ref counts up to 4 and Marquise lets go of JBL. Marquise pulls JBL up and goes for his finisher. Nailing JBL with it Marquise goes for the cover but doesn’t get a count cause JBL placed his arm on the ropes. Marquise gets up and starts yelling at the ref. behind his back JBL gets up and just clubs Marquise in the back of the head with the clothesline from hell, Taking Marquise and the ref out.

King: Smart man would take advantage of this.

JR: Some men don’t cheat.

Kris: Both men have a history of using objects to win. For Marquise one word. Banjo.

JR: Not quite a banjo..

Kris:,, shut up..

JBL gets up and picks Marquise up and hits another powerbomb. Goes for the pin but the ref is out and the count can’t be done. JBL gets upset and goes to the outside and makes the bell keeper egt up. JBL takes his chair and turns around to go back in the ring and sees Marquise on the in midair. JBL throws the chair at Marquise it hits him but Marquise holds on to it and he lands on JBL with the chair. Both Men are laid out as the ref fails at getting up. JBL gets up first dazed, as Marquise is getting to his feet. But Marquise counters the charge with a spinning double A spine buster. Marquise goes into the corner, and measures up as JBL tries to get up to his feet. Marquise tells JBL to get up, JBL does and turns towards Marquise. Marquise charges at JBL. But JBL is able to hit a kick below the belt. The ref didn't see it, he's just getting to his feet. Marquise stands there in pain, and runs to the ropes and comes off of them, and hits a clothesline from hell! JBL goes into the cover, and gets a 1………………2…………….3

JR-JBL stole a win here!

King-Hey…doesn't matter if you stole..all that matters is that you got that job done!

(OOC-Not sure what happened to Marquise this week. But I could maybe have a rematch, since I think my plans are once again are going to be altered…)

The big screen jumps alive and a image of Marquise pops up on screen. It goes to static and shuts off. The beat of Miss Murder starts up, then makes a distorted noise and goes off. He voice of Robbie Morphine booms through the arena, in a trance like voice.

Robbie Morphine: Marquise.. Little Marquise.. come out and play… Come out and play…

The lights in the arena start flashing on and off. And the big screen goes back to Static. Miss Murder begins to blare through the arena, the crowd singing along. The image of Marquise shows up again. Then it fades away and Jesse is now on the screen.

Jesse: Drowning in blood
Dieing to know
When the light will fade
Losing touch of life
And letting the Reaper take you
Thinks that will float in your head
When you take your dose of Morphine.
La la la la la la la la…..

The screen goes back to Static and then returns to the image of Marquise. The image begins to alter into a deformed shape, then blood starts to flow form it. The picture fades and big blood red letter’s begin to drip on the screen.

MORPHINE RETRUNS NEXT SHOCKWAVE.

Jeff Hardy’s music hits and he comes down to the familiar music and he is glowing in the dark as he dances wildly around the stage and down the ramp running and sliding in the ring and jumping up on turnbuckles.

Dude Nick’s music goes off and he struts down the ramp eyeing Jeff Hardy down.

Dude Nick is taking his time on the outside and Jeff gets tired of waiting and hits a dropkick through the ropes sending Nick down to the ground. Jeff grabs Nick and rams him into the ring back first. He then slides Nick into the ring. Jeff follows him in and the bell finally rings.

King: … well the rainbow hair colored superstar is wasting our time again.

Kris: Careful, he may make you listen to his music.

Jeff hardy gets Nick in the corner and starts punching him down into the bottom of the turnbuckle. Jeff then gets up on the turnbuckle and slings himself back down putting his boots into the face of Dude. Jeff rolls to his feet and runs at Nick hitting another dropkick to the face of Nick. Dude pulls himself up and lungs at Hardy with his own dropkick nailing Hardy in the chest and sending him back a few steps. Nick lands his knee to the gut if hardy and grabs on a front headlock, and drops Hardy on his face.

Kris: That probably knocked the face paint right off of Hardy.

King: And maybe the coke out of his Nose.

JR: Jeff is a changed man. Knock it off.

Nick mounts Jeff and punches him rapidly, Jeff trying to cover up but to no avail. Dude gets up and drags Hardy over to the turnbuckle. Placing him down Dude climbs up himself and yells at the crowd to watch. He then jumps up lands in a split position that bounces off the ropes again and does a corkscrew while back flipping and lands on Jeff.

Kris: What a great fucking Corkscrew Moonsault

Dude pins and gets a 2 and half as Jeff hardly gets his shoulder up. He fans start to cheer for Jeff as he slowly gets up. But behind Jeff’s back Nick is getting ready to hit an Enzuigiri. Jeff is up and Nick runs at him looking to nail the kick but Jeff ducks and grabs the leg of Nick dragon screwing him through the ropes and to the outside mats. Jeff gets up grabbing his ribs. But turns away from the Nick and runs towards the ropes, Hitting them and bouncing off he uses the momentum to run at Dude Nick who is standing on the outside and flies over the ropes with a Swanton bomb variation. Jeff hits Nick with impact and they both crash into the barricade. Nick crawls away from the wreck and gets to the lower part of the steel ramp. Getting to his feet he turns around in time to see Jeff running on the barricade. Jeff leaps to Nick who jumps up and hits a Enzuigiri on Jeff mid air. Jeff’s head hits with a sick thud. The fans starts a holy shit chant as the ref checks on Hardy.

King: This match will soon to be over

Kris: That was one of the sickest Enzuigiri I heave seen.

JR: I think we have to take a break but this match I hope will continue.

Shockwave comes back from break and a reply is shown of the sickening Enzuigiri. Then a video is shown of what happened during the break. Dude Nick got up and grabbed Hardy by his hair and dragged him in the ring. Back to live action and Nick is taunting Hardy by mocking Jeff’s wild dance. Nick then does the snapshot hand motion and goes up top. But Jeff springs up with life and runs to Nick who has his back turned and dropkicks him in the back, sending him chest first into the turnbuckle. Nick garbs his chest and stumbles out of the corner. Giving Jeff enough time to run up the turnbuckle and hit whisper in the wind. Taking both men out as the ref starts a count of 10. Jeff Hardy gets to his feet as Dude Nick does, Dude Nick stumbles right into Jeff Hardy who hits a sit down jaw breaker. Jeff Hardy goes for a kick but it's blocked, and Jeff Hardy hits a mule kick. That doesn't take Dude Nick down, but stumbles him back, and hits into the ref. The ref goes down stunned, Dude Nick stumbles around, and then Jeff Hardy runs to the ropes and hits a wrap around clothesline. Dude Nick goes down to the mat. Suddenly Jeff Hardy see's Troy Gafgen jump on the apron, and then Jeff Hardy hits a low drop kick to the legs that sends Troy falling off of the apron. Jeff Hardy goes to the outside and climbs to the top rope. Tory Gafgen pushes him off of the top rope, and Jeff Hardy gets hanged off the top rope. Bounce off it, stumbles right into a waiting Dude Nick who hits a kick in the gut and hits the Dudemeister and goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2………….3]

JR-It seems that Troy Gafgen is still out to destroy Jeff Hardy.

King-Wow! Wow! Wow! That's not cool…

(OOC-Jeff, thanks for RPing, but so you know. Our deadlines are Friday going into Saturday midnight. For PPV's it's Saturday going into Sunday, you must post before that. However, it meant something to me you got something up. I tried to make you look alright with the interference, and we'll have a match so Jeff can try to get revenge next week.)

("the freddy chant" blasts on the PA system as Freddy walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-Even though he didn't get pinned or submitted…Freddy missed out on his first championship opportunity…however, he has another one right here.

King-You know…I should piss off Freddy more, all he did was send his stand in guy after me….Wily..

Kris Gaffney-Man oh man, someone's been watching too much TV lately.

("Stangerhold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond was a long standing TV champion, will he be able to regain the title?

King-Who knows?

Kris Gaffney-Yeah!

[Freddy Krueger and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and then they lock up, Freddy Kruger hits a knee into the gut of Dewey Pond is stunned. Freddy Krueger takes a few moments, and hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. The final one knocking down Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet. Freddy Krueger waits on him as he gets up to his feet, and Freddy hits a body slam on Dewey Pond. Freddy hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond, Freddy Krueger pulls up Dewey Pond and tries to whip him to the ropes and does. But as he hits the ropes, he hooks the ropes and doesn't go forward. This angers Freddy, he charges Freddy Krueger and charges at Freddy Krueger. He then charges at Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond is able to counter this move with a back body drop. Dewey Pond lands on the apron, and he turns around and Freddy hits a hang man that snaps Dewey Pond's head on the top rope. Freddy takes the ropes, and sling shots himself over the top rope and hits a sling shot leg drop on Dewey Pond. Freddy Krueger goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………2…………….kick out by Dewey Pond. Freddy looks up, annoyed at the count, thinking it was slow. So in response he decides to break the rules (that'll show the ref…stupid ref). The ref counts to 4, and then finally he breaks the hold. Freddy Krueger pulls up Dewey Pond, and then hits a hard forearm that stumbles him back near the corner. Dewey Pond gets pushed into the corner with his shoulder, and then Freddy Kreuger hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut. The ref makes Freddy back up, and Freddy does seemly not wanting to risk DQ anymore than he already has. Freddy Krueger tries to whip Dewey Pond to the opposite side of the ring. But it's reversed, and Freddy crashes into the corner. Dewey Pond charges into the corner.]

JR-Dewey Pond is trying to get this match in control, but it seems that Freddy has an answer.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe it's an experience factor?

King-No…Freddy may have been in the EMF first, but he hasn't been as active as Dewey Pond has been over the years.

[Dewey Pond stumbles back, and Freddy Krueger does something un-Freddy like and goes to the apron and climbs up to the top rope. But before he can do anything, Dewey Pond runs up the top rope, and hits an arm drag take down. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, Freddy is getting up to his knee's. Dewey see's this, and hits a running ezungi. He goes down to the mat. Dewey Pond takes a few moments to rest in the corner using the ropes to pull himself up. Freddy Krueger gets up stunned, and charges at Dewey in the corner. However, it's countered with a foot to the face, and Freddy Krueger stumbles back, and Dewey Pond pulls himself up to the second rope and measures up. Dewey Pond jumps off the second turnbuckle and hits a second rope missile drop kick that takes down Freddy. Dewey Pond goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………..2………..kick out by Freddy Krueger. Dewey Pond shakes his head, as Freddy Krueger stumbles to his feet and Dewey hits a few fists to the face of Freddy Krueger. He whips Freddy Krueger off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Freddy ducks under a clothesline by Dewey. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Freddy Krueger goes to the opposite side of the ring and Freddy Krueger comes off of the ropes. Freddy leaps in the air, and goes for a cross body block. But Dewey Pond ducks under it, and Freddy Krueger crashes into the mat. Freddy Krueger stumbles up in dazed, Freddy stumbles Dewey Pond. He Dewey Pond sets up Freddy Krueger, he hits a belly to belly suplex, right into the cover he gets a 1……………….2……………..KICK OUT by Freddy.]

JR-Almost three.

Wily-Bah! He's the second rate Wily, is what Freddy is!

King-See! I told you!

Kris Gaffney-………..

[Freddy gets pulled up by Dewey Pond, and whipped to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for the Dew drop, but Freddy is able to go behind Dewey Pond and rolls up Dewey, and gets a 1…………….2…..Freddy grabs the tights…..3!]

JR-Freddy stole the match!

(Freddy rolls out of the ring, before Dewey Pond can react, and celebrates as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air.)

(OOC-Just want to say that Gambler mentioned in his RP that he might run in, but he didn't give me any request to do so. However Gambler, if you were planning to…maybe we could use that to make a feud with someone in this match. So in that case, I leave this open to edit. I'll probably PM Gambler about it to see if he wanted to do something.)