EMF: Saturday Shockwave

*The Saturday Shockwave video starts and then ends with the a shot of the crowd with the lights already turned on as they scream waving their signs

King-Aw go ahead…it’s not like we have heard the old intro in a while anyways

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler...*does the Brock dance*

*"Sierra's Theme" is playing as she walks out from behind the curtain to a sea of boos. She walks down to the ring and rolls in.*

JR: Sierra awaiting to see who her surprise opponent will be tonight. The crowd not seeming to like her very much.

King: Woo-Hoo, you may not see her being liked, but I like what I see.

JR: That's just because you are a dirty old man.

*"Mercedes's Music" starts playing as she walks out from behind the curtain. The crowd is shocked to see her and a look of surprise overcomes Sierra's face. Mercedes runs down the ramp and slides in the ring. She stands up and the bell rings.*

JR: Oh my God King It's Mercedes, she's back!

King: More and more women to fill my mind.

JR: I shouldn't encourage you.

King: No you shouldn't.

[Sierra and Mercedes lock up, but it doesn't last long as Mercedes gets underneath Seirra and wraps her up in a hammerlock. Sierra tries to reach around with her other arm, but can't seem to get anything, Sierra then pulls a spin move and locks the hammerlock on Mercedes. Mercedes throws her elbow back clocking Sierra then runs backwards ramming Sierra into the turnbuckle. Mercedes grabs Sierra and throws her into the other turnbuckle. Sierra stumbles out as Mercedes charges in and dropkicks Sierra. Mercedes straddles Sierra and starts bouncing her head off of the mat. Sierra kicks Mercedes off and starts to get up, but Mercedes hits a quick knee to the kidneys and puts Sierra back down. Mercedes lifts Sierra up and goes for a suplex, but Sierra blocks it, hits a knee into the mid section of Mercedes then follows up with a brainbust. Sierra throws Mercedes into the turnbuckle then jumps up on it and hits ten consequetive right hands to the face. Sierra steps down and grabs Mercedes' head and throws her down. Sierra jumps back up onto the middle turnuckle with her back facing the ring. Mercedes starts to get up and Sierra hits the back elbow. Sierra starts stomping on Mercedes then picks her up and hits a piledriver. Sierra goes for a quick cover ...1...2...KICKOUT! Sierra Stands up and turns around walking towards the turnbuckle but Mercedes jumps up and as Sierra starts to climb the turnbuckle not looking Mercedes clubs Sierra from behind sending her to the outside.]

JR: They are taking it to the outside King, business is about to...

King: ...Pick up, yeah we got it. Ever consider a new phrase?

JR: No I have not.

[Mercedes climbs out onto the ring apron. As Sierra gets up Mercedes hits an asai moonassault. Mercedes walks around to the side of the floor padding and grabs a cable line. She comes up behind Sierra and wraps it around Sierra's throat and starts squeezing tight choking her. Sierra struggles but can't seem to break free. Mercedes lets go and grabs the back of Sierra's head. Mercedes runs and nails a bulldog onto the floor. Mercedes then picks Sierra up and sets her up for a suplex but spins around and drops her gut first over the guard rail. Sierra teeters there on the rail and Mercedes gets back up onto the ring apron. She leaps off and hits an elbow across Sierra's neck bringing her back over to the ringside floor. Mercedes picks Sierra up just a little bit then slaps her around then walks up the steps and onto the ring apron as she starts to get back into the ring. Sierra desperately gets up and clubs Mercedes in the back stopping her. Sierra jumps up onto the apron behind Mercedes and wraps her up in a full nelson and leaps off of the apron hitting a full nelson atomic bomb. Both women stumble to their feet as Sierra grabs a hold of Mercedes and throws her into the spanish announce table. Sierra walks over there and grabs a hold of a monitor pulling it out of the table and smashes it over Mercedes' head. Sierra rolls Mercedes into the ring. Sierra jumped up onto the apron then onto the turnbuckle and as Mercedes got up Sierra leaped off with a flying clothesline.]

JR: Sierra is just dominating this match.

King: So would you say she's a dominatrix?

JR: No.

King: Dang it.

JR: ......................................................

[Sierra gets onto Mercedes and applies the camel clutch. The referee checks to see if she gives up. She screams in pain, but refuses to give up. Finally Sierra lets go. Mercedes grabs her throat but after a second gets on all fours as she starts to get up then Sierra hits the ropes and runs in nailing a low dropkick to the face of Mercedes. Sierra picks Mercedes up and nails her with a tilt-o-whirl back breaker. As Mercedes lays on the ground Sierra turns around and taunts at the crowd. Sierra allows Mercedes to get up on her own, but Sierra follows up with a running knee lift planting Mercedes once again. Sierra goes for the cover ...1...2...FOOT ON THE ROPES! Sierra, aggrevated delivers an inside cradle and gets a ...1...2...REVERSE! ...1...2...KICKOUT. Sierra and Mercedes climb to their feet and Sierra is livid. Sierra goes for a short arm clothesline but Mercedes gets underneath it. Mercedes executes a spinning heel kick knocking Sierra down. Sierra stands up and charges at Mercedes but Mercedes hits a hip toss. Sierra gets back up and gets another one, then another. Sierra gets up one more time and Mercedes nails a sidewalk slam. Mercedes them lifts Sierra up and sets her up then delivers a powerbomb. Mercedes picks Sierra up and throws her into the turnbuckle then charges in with a flying cross body. Sierra stumbles out of the corner as Mercedes hops up onto the turnbuckle then leaps off hitting a dropkick to the back of Sierra's head. Mercedes throws her hands in the air then sets up Sierra and nails the Mercedes-Go-Round, Mercedes covers for the ...1...2...3!]

JR: There you have it King. Mercedes made a wonderful come back and took the match.

King: You think she'll take me.

JR: No she's taken.

King: But I'm the King so take that.

JR: Take this.

*JR throws Barbeque sauce on The King.*

Jim Ross - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Degenerate!!! (crowd cheers *******)

[Degenerate comes to the ring. ]

Jim Ross - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, CM Punk!!! (crowd boos **)

[CM Punk walks to the ring. P-Nut is the referee for this contest. Degenerate drops CM Punk with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. CM Punk drops Degenerate with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (the bell rings) Degenerate hits a koppo kick on CM Punk. CM Punk gets knocked on the ground and Degenerate flips onto him. ]

King - CM Punk takes a flip.

[Degenerate gets back to his feet. Degenerate executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of CM Punk. Now Degenerate standing. CM Punk gets hit with a back heel kick. CM Punk stands up. Degenerate hits CM Punk with a headbutt to the mid-section. Flying Tomahawk by Degenerate sends CM Punk down to the mat. CM Punk hits the fallaway slam on Degenerate. ]

King - What a fallaway slam!!

[CM Punk gets up. CM Punk applies an arm wrench to Degenerate. A flying shoulder block send CM Punk to the mat. Degenerate moves back to his feet. CM Punk gets hit with the shooting star press from Degenerate. Referee That One Guy makes the count. ...1 CM Punk kicks out. CM Punk moves back to his feet. Degenerate rakes the face of CM Punk in attempt to make a come back. Degenerate gets hit with a running powerslam by CM Punk CM Punk and Degenerate go to the floor ]

Jim Ross - Degenerate is much safer at ringside. CM Punk can't get a pin there.

[P-Nut starts the count (.1) ]

King - CM Punk is taking it to Degenerate.

[CM Punk goes off the turnbuckle with a flying sommersault splash. CM Punk gets back to his feet. (..2) CM Punk pins Degenerate against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. CM Punk hits a power slam on Degenerate. Degenerate takes CM Punk into the ring. Degenerate sets CM Punk up DDTs him into the mat. Degenerate chants start. Degenerate comes from behind and bulldogs CM Punk. Degenerate gets back to his feet. Degenerate uses a legsweep faceslam to bring CM Punk down. CM Punk gets hit with the shooting star press from Degenerate. Referee P-Nut makes the count, though it seems that there is some life in Punk. P-Nut makes the fast count 1.2.3

King-SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEWWWWWWW Job! I bet P-Nut swear to god he knows nothing about it AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

Jim Ross - The winner of this match, Degenerate!!!

The lights dim, and Jarred's music hits. He and Angelus Archer come out to the ramp, Jarred leading little Blaine by the hand, as the One and a half year old looks around, almost frightened at all the lights and noise. Jarred picks him up, and all three of them get in the ring. Blaine looks around innocently at the ring, grabbing onto the ropes, and looking around.

JR: Good maybe Jarred has come to his senses and that little boy will be going home with his parents tonight.

Angelus grabs a mic, and grabs a long switchblade from the stagehand, who had been holding it for him.

Angelus: No one double crosses Jarred Carthallion or Angelus Archer without paying a price. And Wes Ikeda, in all his stupidy.... tonight he will pay the ultimate price. Tonight he will have to pay with a life. However, I'll have mercy on his pitiful soul. I will instead take the life of something far more precious to him, and that tramp Katrina. Tonight we sacrifice his only son.

The audience boo's and an asshole chant goes up.

JR: These fans don't like Wes Ikeda, but they certaintly don't want to see a defenseless little boy sacrificed.

Angelus grabs Blaine by the hair, and takes great joy in the tears the little boy starts to shed. Jarred looks on smiling, as he grabs the mic, holding it up to Angelus's mouth, so Angelus can hold the switchblade to the boy's throat with his free hand. The disturbing scene is however interrupted as a voice fills the arena and the attention turns to the rampway.

Wes: Get your g*d damn hands off of my son!

Jarred grins

Jarred: What's the matter Wes, want to go to jail again.

Angelus turns Blaine so he is facing Wes, and the arena goes almost silent when Blaine shouts "Daddy". Angelus only pulls harder on the little boys hair, picking him up off of the ground by it. The child screams louder, and using his small vocabulary shouts again.

Blaine: I want my daddy!!!!

Overcome with emotion Wes comes half way down the ramp, as Blaine's cries grow louder. Angelus drops him in the ring, and grabs his little arm, scratching it lightly to draw blood. The child screams in terror at the sight of the blood rolling down his arm, and this light scratch intices Wes to barrel down to the ring. He slides in, and Jarred and Angelus both jump out leaving Blaine in the middle by himself. When the two men are out of the ring, the sobbing child looks at his father with out stretched arms, and says daddy once more. Wes picks him up, and checks him over, turning his back to Angelus and Jarred. Angelus gets back in the ring, as Wes is drying the tears of his frightened son. The audience gasps as Angelus produces the switchblade once more, and thrusts it into Wes's back. Wes instantly falls to his knees, his son still in his arms. Angelus stabs him in the back once more, this time forcing him all the way to the ground. Wes still has the sense to lay firmly on top of Blaine, so Angelus can not get to him. Wes lays unmoving, as Angelus manages to stab him 6 more times, before feeling a hand on his shoulder. Angelus looks up seeing Jarred, and gets two more jabs in before, Jarred throws him off of Wes. Angelus gets to his feet to go back to him, signaling that he plans on cutting Wes's throat, but Jarred shakes his head no. Angelus looks amazed and inraged due to his desires to kill Wes. Jarred gets out of the ring, and Angelus reluctantly follows his lead...

King: JR, this is truly... Wes Ikeda has just been stabbed ten times but that rotten bastard, and for some strange reason...

JR: Jarred stopped him from killing Wes... I, this is mind boggeling king... I can't...

The crowd boos as The Badd Boy comes from the back, running out, past Jarred and Angelus, sliding in the bloody ring, Wes's white shirt now soaked in a deep crimson. The fans cheer, and turn their attention to the ramp...

JR: Oh my god, King... it's Katrina, this has to be one of the worst things we've ever witnessed....

Without flinching she walks past Jarred and Angelus. Jarred upon seeing her, shakes his head and begins walking to the back, Angelus following behind, a look of happiness still on his face. Katrina gets intot he ring with the Badd Boy. The Badd Boy gently lifts Wes up, and Katrina pulls her son from under his fallen body. Though Wes is unconcious he is still breathing. Katrina holds Blaine to her, although he is covered in a mix of blood from both his arm, and his father. When it appears safe the EMT's run out to the ring, loading Wes's limp body onto a stretcher, and preparing to take him to the nearest hospital.

“No theme blasts” on the PA system as Victor walks to the ring

King-Either the theme guys are getting lazy or he just doesn’t have a theme yet

JR-Well it’s only his second match

“Carnage theme” blasts on the PA system

King-I got to talk about the writer about learning the themes

JR-Give him a break King…it’s not like it’s on the application

King-yeah, but even if it was he wouldn’t use it…that lazy bastard!

[Victor charges in and then hits a few hard fists on Carnage, Carnage then backs up and then looks for a way to stop this offense and does by hitting a knee lift into the gut of Victor. Carnage then hits another one to double over Victor and then Carnage floors victor with a elbow into the back of the head. Carnage then hits a few stomps to the downed Victor who crawls towards the ropes and then Carnage starts to choke Victor in the ropes as teh ref starts to count Carnage as he's choking the life out of Victor. Carnage backs off and then Victor stumbles up holding his throat after being choked thanks to the ropes, Carnage then hits a few hard forearm shots to the face as Victor is reeling on the ropes and then whips Victor to the ropes and then Victor bounces off the ropes and then Carnage goes for a big boot. But Victor ducks it and continues to the other side of the ring and then bounces off that side. Carnage goes for a clothesline. But Victor ducks that one too and bounces off the other side of the rings ropes and then Carnage sees him coming and then Carnage sees him coming and then gets him up and then hits a side walk slam on Victor! Carnage knowing that he most likely won't get him this time, decides to pull Victor up and then hits a few hard fists the back up Victor to the corner of the ring and then Carnage hits a few hard back elbows into the corner of Victor. Carnage then slowly backs up and then moves back in and then whips Victor to the opposite side of the ring to the turnbuckle. Carnage goes charging in with him, he has to get his boot up as fast as he can. Carnage goes crashing into Victors boot and because he was charging at the boot so hard. Carnage turns around and stumbles away from Victor who is in the corner then explodes out of the corner and then takes Carnage down with a one handed running bulldog! Both wrestlers are down as the ref starts to use his standing 10 count 1……………2……………3…both wrestlers are up. Carnage stumbles up and then Victor hits a one man flap jack that sends Carnage flying into the ropes and Carnage lands throat first on to the ropes. Victor then waits for Carnage to turn around and then Victor hits an inverted atomic drop and then backs to the ropes and then bounces off them and hits a diving clothesline that stumbles carnage back. Victor then runs to the ropes a little more harder this time and then Carnage stumbles back towards the ropes and then bounces off stunned on his feet and then Victor hits a front spinebuster on Carnage.]

King-He not only has a weird name….but…awww fuck I forgot what I was going to say

JR-That happens to me a lot too

King-it sure does!

[Victor is slow to his feet, as Carnage is stumbling up as well. Carnage stumbles right into Victor and hits a kick in the gut that doubles over Carnage and then Victor hooks Carnage and is strong enough to get up Carnage into a vertical suplex and then drop him down for the vertical suplex. Carnage gets up to his knee's on impact and then Victor charges at him and then hits a flipping neck breaker that puts him down on the mat. Victor then goes into the cover on Carnage and gets the 1............2......Carnage then throws him off the cover. Victor gets up and shakes his head wondering exactly what it's going to take to beat Carnage. Victor then goes to the outside and then climbs to the top rope and waits for Carnage to stumble up. Carnage stumbles off and Victor goes for double ax handle that’s blocked by Carnage and then turned into a set up, Carnage then lifts Victor in the air and then hits a choke slam on Carnage! But he falls down far away from where Victor lays on the mat, Carnage then slowly rolls towards Victor and then crawls over to him and then goes into the cover and gets the 1…………………2………….Victor puts his foot on the ropes to break up the count.]

JR-Almost three

King-This is the guy that’s going to get rid of Jarred? He better leave that to Jericho, this guy is green as grass….shit the smarks are channeling my thoughts…oh well maybe a rookie can beat the Legendary jobber.

[Carnage gets up and then waits for Victor to stumble up, Victor stumbles up and then grabs his neck and then lifts Victor up for another choke slam, but he is able to fight out of it and land on his feet. Carnage and then Carnage goes for a clothesline. Victor ducks it and then is able to put Carnage into a full nelson. But Carnage is able to elbow out of the move and then Victor stumbles backwards and then stumbles back into Carnage who grabs Victor around the neck and then lifts him up and then drives him on the mat and then Carnage goes into the cover and gets the 1……………2…………3]

JR-Well if anything Victor gave Carnage all he could handle

King-suppose….

Finkel:"Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the nights main event for the EMF Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first he is the challenger and now making his way down to the ring....Johnny Northern-Lights!!"

*Johnny's music begins to play through the arena as he walks out onto the stage. The crowd greets him with a mixed reaction, as he makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. He jumps to his feet, and spins around in the center of the ring, as his music comes to a stop and the lights begin to change.....*

Finkel:"And introducing the champion, he is the reigning EMF Intercontinental Champion.....Enforcer!!!!"

*Enforcer's music begins to play as he walks out onto the stage with the championship around his waist. He stands there, patting the title and pointing to Johnny. Johnny stands there, eyeing Enforcer as he walks down the ramp and slides in the ring, but before Enforcer can get up to his feet, Johnny attacks him, and starts putting the boots to him. Enforcer stuggles to pull the title off, and as he does Johnny grabs it and holds it up over his head. But as he stands there with the title, Enforcer manages to get up and low blow Johnny from behind. Johnny drops the I.C championship and grabs his groin as he begins to roll on the mat. Enforcer grabs the title and rolls out of the ring. Referee Charles Robinson begins the count, as Enforcer back pedals up the ramp with the Intercontinental Championship....1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!! Charles Robinson calls for the bell, but as the bell rings, "Break You" by Drowning Pool begins to play and CEO Carthallion walks out onto the ramp with a microphone in his hand....*

J.R:"Well, Enforcer has been counted out, but it looks like Jarred is going to address what has just happened."

King:"You mean that hes still here. He hasn't been arrested after what happened to Wes earlier?

Jarred:"NO...NO....HELL NO!! Enforcer, your not getting out of this that easily. You beat Badd Boy for that championship, and in doing so you proved that your a top notch star here in the EMF. And top talent like yourself doesn't walk out on matches and take the easy way of retaining the championship. So heres what I'm going to do. I'm ordering Charles Robinson to restart this match, as a no disqualification match. So Enforcer, you have exactly three seconds to get your ass back in the ring and defend your championship as normal, or you will forfeit the Intercontinental title, and Johnny Norther-Lights will walk out of here with it by default. The choice is yours."

*Jarred stands there, dropping the mic as Enforcer eye balls him and screams at him. Enforcer points to the title, and then turns and begins to run back to the ring, dropping the title on the floor as he slides back into the ring. The bell rings again, and as it does, Johnny ducks a clothesline from Enforcer, and then drop kicks him in the back, knocking him back through the ropes to the floor. Enforcer grabs a chair, and climbs up on the ring apron. Johnny walks over, and as he does, Enforcer takes a swing at him, but Johnny ducks it, and drop kicks Enforcer in the knee, knocking him off the ring apron, and dropping him face first across the ring apron as he goes to the floor. Johnny turns his back to Enforcer, and begins playing to the fans. As he does this, Enforcer begins to show slight signs of life on the floor outside. But as Enforcer starts to get up, Jarred makes his way down the ramp, grabbing the I.C Championship and holding it and waiting as Enforcer gets up. Once Enforcer gets to his feet, Jarred screams at him, and as Enforcer turns around, Jarred charges him and blasts him in the head with the championship. Enforcer goes down, bleeding from his forehead. Jarred drops the title, and then picks Enforcer up, rolling back in the ring behind Johnny's back.*

J.R:"Well, Jarred restarted the match, and now it looks like hes using his executive power to decide who is going to win."

King:"Sometimes I wish Jarred would just leave well enough alone and die already."

*Johnny looks down at Enforcer, and then screams at Jarred. Jarred only laughs, as he begins to walk away, pointing and talking to Johnny as he backs up the ramp. Johnny pulls Enforcer up to his feet, and sets him into position, and then nails him with a northern lights suplex, ending with a perfect bridge. Charles Robinson drops down to make the count...1...2....3!!!!"

J.R:"Bah GAWD....BAH GAWD Johnny has done it. Johnny has just beat Enforcer for the Intercontinental Championship! But what is Jarred planning for Johnny! Folks, thats all the time we have this week...join us next week....good bye...."

*Shockwave goes off the air with Johnny celebrating his win, and Shane and Dirty D storming the ring and raising him up on their shoulders....*