EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF Saturday Shockwave video starts, then at the end the camera cuts into the arena where the pyro blasts off. When the pyro is done, the camera cuts out to the crowd as JR and the King starts to talk

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side The King

King-You know it should be interesting in that Jarred/Ashlee match, I don't think Jarred will live it down if he gets beat by Ashlee

JR-well that's his problem...

JR : Now it’s time for the women’s title match.

King: I can’t wait!

(Natashia’s Music hits)

Howard Finkle: Coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 185 pounds, she holds the EMF Women's title belt, Natashia!!!

(Maskeria’s music also hits)

Howard Finkle: …and her opponent, weighing in at 180 pounds, Maskeria!

Maskeria taunts Natashia from the entrance ramp, then runs down. Natashia places Maskeria on the turnbuckle and rakes her eyes. Maskeria picks up Natashia and pulls off a pumphandle suplex on her. She grabs Natashia by the hair and hits a headlock takedown.

King: I love women’s title matches, but Maskeria isn’t exactly the best.

JR: She’s taking it to Natashia though…

Maskeria slaps Natashia. Maskeria turns Natashia around and rakes her Natashia's back. Maskeria puts her leg over the back of Natashia, in an Octopus submission move, and she escapes with a back elbow. Natashia takes Makseria into the turnbuckle and punches her in the head (1,2,3,4,5 the crowd counts). Maskeria spins around Natashia's back and DDT's her into the mat. Maskeria drags Natashia to her feet. Natashia pushes Maskeria into Tim White and Tim White falls unconscious.

King: It looks like that idiot Tim White has fallen asleep again.

JR: No way King, it’s not his fault.

Maskeria goes out of the ring and grabs the ring bell. She slides into the ring. Natashia looks scared.

King: Don’t harm the puppies!

JR: Man, this Maskeria is one sadistic woman…

King: But she’s wearing a mask so we don’t even know if she IS a woman. For all we know, she could be Pat Patterson!

JR: Shut up King, you bring a bad name to commentating…

Maskeria goes to hit Natashia but Natashia sees it coming and hits a missile dropkick into the bell, driving it into her face. Natashia grabs the bell and hits Maskeria in the ass with it. She starts to go evil on Maskeria and the crowd is getting a big shock. Natashia realizes and smiles and waves. The crowd returns to normal and Tim White regains consciousness and waves back at Natashia. Natashia picks up Maskeria and takes her into the corner. Maskeria is feeling really dazed. Natashia flips off the top and hits a hurricanrana pin on Maskeria. Tim White counts to three. Natashia grabs her title and jumps up and down ecstatically.

King: Bounce factor 10!

JR: It looks like Natashia has overcome all odds and today, retaining her title. EMF goes to commercial.

"HCT theme" blasts on the PA system as Timmay walks to the ring

JR-Timmay has been on a bit of a losing streak

King-He's cursed JR...he's cursed with the Y2B problem. Now he'll never win.

JR-whatever King

King-You don't believe me...ask the Arizona Cardinals

"Feels so numb" blasts on the PA system as Raptor walks to the ring

JR-He was in a unexpected match at Payback

King-Just another boring match.

*ding ding ding*

[As Raptor is entering the stage HCT hits Raptor with that chair he has in hand. Raptor goes down as HCT holds up the chair and trys to hit Raptor again while he's down. But Raptor moves out of the way at the last second as the chair is swung. HCT follows Raptor and pulls him up, HCT scoops him up and body slams Raptor. HCT backs off and hits a leg drop on Raptor, HCT let's Raptor get up. Raptor gets up and stumbles right into where HCT is standing. HCT kicks Raptor in the gut and sets him up for a piledriver. But Raptor counters it with a back body drop on the steel stage. Raptor goes down to his knee's after the back body drop as Timmay slowly makes his way to his feet, as Raptor turns around and trys to hit a fist to HCT. But HCT blocks it and answers back. Raptor turns back and stumbles a bit back on the ramp, Raptor turns back only to get an another fist by HCT. HCT does this all the way down the ramp untill Raptor is finally by the ring. HCT pulls up Raptor who is leaning by the apron. HCT then throws Raptor into the ring. HCT takes his time to step on to the apron and climbs to the top rope. HCT waits for Raptor to get up, Raptor gets up and dazed turns around as HCT comes flying off the top rope and hits a flying cross body block. HCT goes into the cover due to the cross body block, but the momentum takes him over and Raptor is now covering HCT for the 1.....2...kick out by HCT. Both Raptor and HCT get to their feet fast, HCT is the first to hit a few fists . Raptor hits a eye rake that stuns HCT. Raptor hits a few fists and sets up HCT and hits a snap suplex. Raptor goes outside and grabs a chair from the outside and brings it into the ring. Raptor holds the chair over his head as HCT stumbles to his feet, but before Raptor can hit HCT with the chair shot. HCT hits a spinning wheel kick into the gut of Raptor that sends him down and makes him drop the chair. Raptor slowly gets up HCT runs to the turnbuckle and bounces off it and goes for a flying spring board ax handle. But before HCT can hit it, Raptor gets a hold of the chair and smashes it right directly into the face of HCT. Raptor goes down to his knee, then gets back up. Raptor takes Wasabi's legs and hits a kick to the mid section. HCT trys to get away, but Raptor is able to hit a elbow drop. Raptor then grabs the chair as HCT sits up and Raptor runs to the ropes. Raptor then leaps in the air and puts the chair over his feet and they go flying into HCT's face. Raptor looks at HCT trying to think of something that will put him away, Raptor then places the steel chair on HCT's chest and goes to the outside and climbs up the turnbuckle. HCT has already gotten up, but Raptor leaps off the turnbuckle. All of a sudden HCT throws up the chair to Raptor in mid air, Raptor catches it and HCT hits a drop kick in mid air to Raptor that makes the chair catch him in the face as the fans chant "holy shit"]

JR-What a move by HCT

King-I'm starting to think that HCT's a bigger idiot than Road.....wait no one's a bigger idiot than Road. What the hell am I talking about...

[HCT is a little stunned, but leaps into the cover on Raptor and gets a 1......2.....Raptor puts his foot on the rope to break the count. HCT pulls up Raptor up after he himself got up, HCT then to whips him to the ropes Raptor bounces off the ropes and leaps in the air and hits a flying forearm that knocks HCT back. Raptor gets back up as HCT is stumbling. Raptor then kicks HCT in the gut and sets him up. HCT can't do much about it, so Raptor takes his time positioning himself right directly by the chair that HCT just used and drives him into the chair with a front russian leg sweep. Raptor looks around knowing that won't finish HCT off and Raptor slides out of the ring and looks under the ring. But can't find anything that he really wants to use, but suddenly HCT comes flying over the top rope and trys to hit Raptor with a flying cross body block. But luckly Raptor is able to react in time and is able to dive out of the way as HCT goes flying into the arena floor and crashes right into the announcers table. Raptor gets up and pulls HCT up, Raptor then throws HCT's face into the announcers table a few times. HCT falls on the announcers table limply, Raptor then takes off the cover of the announcers desk. Raptor then throws HCT on the table Raptor yells at the crowd and then steps on to the table and signals for something. Raptor then pulls up HCT up and sets him up, Raptor then trys to pull HCT up into a piledriver. But HCT doesn't go up all the way, Raptor trys again. But still can't get HCT up. HCT then counters with a back body drop, the table doesn't break as Raptor goes flying. But lays on the table due to the move. HCT rolls off the table and pulls himself up back into the ring once again slowly HCT crawls towards the nearest turnbuckle and takes some time to get set up. HCT then leaps off the turnbuckle for a elbow drop, but Raptor moves out of the way as HCT goes crashing into the table.]

King-AAWWW he's insane.....wait no he's not, he just broke our table (is about to kick HCT)

JR-that may come back to haunt you

King-Your lucky, your only getting off easy because JR had mercy

[ Both wrestlers are down, Raptor starts to move and looks under the ring and pulls out a trash can. In the ring, Raptor then throws Timmay in the ring. Raptor goes up to the top rope as Timmay gets up. Raptor waits for Timmay to get up, but Timmay dives on the ropes. Raptor is now in a lot of pain on the top rope. Timmay climbs up to the top rope where Raptor is. Timmay then hooks Raptor. Raptor then hits a few fists that stumble HCT. HCT then falls into the trash can right into the trash can. Raptor dazed falls on to HCT for the 1......2.....3]

JR-Raptor has done it

*King falls*

(HCT great effort though, I'll explain my choice if you want. I want to talk to you and get you back on track) "Wasabi's theme" blasts on the PA system as Wasabi walks to the ring

JR-Seems that the Hobo's isn't here

King-who cares about that idiot

"Jeckyl's theme" blasts on the PA system as Jeckyl walks to the ring

JR-Jeckyl had a war at Payback

King-yeah he hit a home run on Timmay's head!

*Ding ding ding*

[Jeckyl and Wasabi start out trading blows, but Jeckyl is able to get the upper hand by kneeing him in the gut. Jeckyl measures Wasabi up and knocks him back with a hard forearm that knocks him back to the ropes, Jeckyl then whips Wasabi to the ropes and sets him for a back body drop. Wasabi bounces off the ropes and Jeckyl hits that back body drop. Wasabi bounces off the mat and gets up holding his back, Wasabi then stumbles into a drop kick by Jeckyl that sends Wasabi across the ring and under the bottom rope. Wasabi gets up there and starts to walk around the ring as Jeckyl stays inside of the ring ready for Wasabi to get on the apron, Wasabi does and Jeckyl sets him up for a suplex over the top rope back into the ring. But Wasabi doesn't go over the top and lands back on the apron, Jeckyl trys again. But Wasabi then counters with a hangman over the top rope. Jeckyl is stunned and stumbles around the ring and Wasabi slides into the ring using the ropes to sling shot himself under the bottom rope. He is now behind Jeckyl, Wasabi then hits a super kick, Jeckyl goes over the top rope. Wasabi turns and doesn't realize that Jeckyl held on to the rope and pulled himself back into the ring. Jeckyl trys to charge and hit a clothesline into the back of the head of Wasabi. But Wasabi ducks and Jeckyl swings through Wasabi then his a reverse sitdown face buster. Wasabi then goes into the cover and gets a 1.....2...kick out, Wasabi bangs the mat in fustration and then pulls up Jeckyl and hits a few knife chops. Jeckyl turns to the ropes and drops to the second rope where Wasabi then holds Jeckyl's throat over the second rope with his boot. The ref counts to four and Wasabi release the hold and the ref warns him. Wasabi pulls Jeckyl up and hits a few fists that stun Jeckyl, Wasabi then whips Jeckyl to the ropes, Wasabi trys to leap frog Jeckyl. But Jeckyl catches him in mid air and spins around and plants him in the middle of the ring with a power bomb. Quickly Jeckyl grabs Wasabi's leg and turns him over for a half boston crab. The ref asks if Wasabi if he wants to quit, but Wasabi refuses to give up and slowly makes his way to the ropes. Wasabi is almost there....and gets to the ropes. The ref counts and Jeckyl has to break up the hold , but Jeckyl is fast to hit a elbow drop into the small of the back of Wasabi. Jeckyl lets Wasabi get up, Wasabi gets up and stumbles right to Jeckyl and Jeckyl picks up Wasabi and hits a body slam. Jeckyl climbs to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Jeckly leaps off for a senton slash. But Wasabi moves out the last second Wasabi moves out of the way, Jeckyl spring up in pain. Jeckyl stumbles right into a kick to the gut by Wasabi and a fishermen's suplex with a bridge for the 1........2...kick out]

JR-Jeckyl just barely kicked out of that

King-Wasabi didn't get the win with that move because he's not perfect enough to do it right!

JR-you just want to piss Wasabi, so he can lure more talent into the EMF so you can get McMahon back...

King-Damn right!

[Wasabi waits for Jeckyl to get up, Jeckyl stumbles to where Wasabi is standing. Jeckyl then stumbles right into a arm drag take down. Wasabi then holds on and into a arm bar, Wasabi then drives a knee into the arm of Jeckyl then holds it back into the arm bar. Slowly Jeckyl makes his way to his feet, Jeckyl looks for a way out of the arm bar. Jeckyl drops back down and hits a firemens carry, then into a arm extension. Jeckyl looks for a way out. Jeckyl brings Wasabi up and into a roll up while he's in the arm extension. Wasabi is able to kick out of it easily, Jeckyl slowly gets back and rolls up Wasabi once again and gets a 1...2 kick out. Wasabi lets go of the arm extention and lets Jeckyl get up. Jeckyl gets hit a few fists the rock him against the ropes, Wasabi then whips Jeckyl to the ropes. Jeckyl bounces off the ropes, but as Jeckyl bounces off the ropes Jeckyl leaps in the air and hits the shoulder block that rocks Wasabi back . Jeckyl runs to the ropes and trys to hit a flying cross body block, but Wasabi catches Jeckyl in mid air and hits a fall away slam on Jeckyl. Wasabi quickly goes out to the outside and climbs to the top rope. Wasabi then leaps off the top rope and trys for his finisher "the Hang time". But Jeckyl moves out of the way, Wasabi gets up dazed and stumbles right into a kick and a DDT by Jeckyl. Both wrestlers are now down as the ref starts to use his standing 10 count 1..........2.........3........4.........5........6.......7.......8......Jeckyl is the first to get up Wasabi gets up stunned from the moves. He stumbles around,Jeckyl lifts him up and hits a hard spinebuster. Jeckyl goes into the cover and gets the 1......2....kick out. Jeckyl pulls up Wasabi and hits a few knife edge chops that back Wasabi to the ropes. Jeckyl then whips Wasabi to the ropes Jeckyl bounces off the ropes and Wasabi goes for a clothesline. But Wasabi ducks it and continues to the other side of the ring. Jeckyl trys to hit Wasabi with a back elbow, but Wasabi ducks that as well and continues to the other side of the ring. Jeckyl then spins around as Wasabi is coming off the ropes and they both hit a double clothesline.]

King-This two idiots might knock each other out...

JR-This is a face paced contest thus far

[Jeckyl is the first to get to his feet and sees that Wasabi is still down and puts Wasabi in the Final Thought. Wasabi screams in pain, Wasabi then starts to tap out. But the camera shows that the ref is trying to get someone off the apron and doesn't see the tapping by Wasabi. Suddenly from the other side of the ring Edge runs in the ring and hits a steel chair to the back of the head. Jeckyl releases the hold and stumbles around the ring. Edge kicks Jeckyl in the gut and hits the Impaler DDT. Edge runs out of the ring as the ref turns back and doesn't realize what just happenend. Wasabi then crawls over and covers Jeckyl to get the 1........2......3]

JR-We have a new TV champion

King-sucks to be Jeckyl

Wasabi grabs a mic and motions for the crowd to settle down. Wasabi: I suppose a lot of you are wondering what this is all aboot? Well, i was talking to Edge and Christian here, and we thought it would be a good idea to team up. So here we are, the wWo. WASABI WORLD ORDER. And don't worry, we're still the same lovable guys, just much stronger.

Edge: I got this offer from Wasabi aboot 3 weeks ago and thought it was mostly a can of shit, but then he said that he wanted Christian aswell and I KNEW it was a can of shit. But then he started leaking word to everyone that we were associated with him, and man I'll be damned if I hadn't been to more parties and got more chicks than I have in my life. And as for Christian, well we put our differences behind us for this, because we realised it was something that was important. I just hope that everybody knows that the wWo is here to stay, and we are gonna make life a lot better around here for everyone.

[Wasabi, Edge and Christian celebrate as the EMF goes to commerial]

Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match for the EMF Attitude World title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, he holds the EMF IC Title title belt, Jarred!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Jarred comes to the ring. ]

Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 130 pounds, she holds the EMF Attitude World title belt, Ashlee!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Ashlee walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Jarred hits Ashlee with a backhand. Ashlee punches Jarred in the head. (ding, ding, ding) Jarred gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Ashlee. ]

Jim Ross - Jarred with a jumping neck snap.

[Ashlee hits Jarred with a heart punch. Ashlee executes a corkscrew legdrop on Jarred. Ashlee gets back to her feet. Jarred gets up. Jarred lifts Ashlee and delivers a back breaker. ]

Jim Ross - Jarred with a back breaker.

[Jarred and Ashlee go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]

Jim Ross- What an outstanding match!

[(..2) Jarred measures Ashlee up and drops a closed fist. Jarred gets back to his feet. Ashlee stands up. (...3) Ashlee hits Jarred with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Jarred climbs to his feet. (....4) Ashlee gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (.....5) Jarred and Ashlee move back into the ring. Jarred executes a huge gutbuster on Ashlee. Jarred rolls onto Ashlee connecting with a knee. Jarred kicks Ashlee on the mat. Jarred hits Ashlee with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - Follows up with a elbowdrop.

[Jarred gets up. Ashlee moves back to her feet. Ashlee trys for a back breaker but Jarred avoids it. Ashlee drags Jarred to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Ashlee rakes the face of Jarred in attempt to make a come back. (...3) Jarred hits Ashlee with a rolling elbow smash to the face. (....4) Jarred puts Ashlee in an arm grapevine submission. (.....5) Jarred takes Ashlee into the ring. Jarred measures Ashlee up and drops a closed fist. Jarred is back on his feet. Ashlee gets hit with the shooting star press from Jarred. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 Ashlee escapes. ]

Jim Ross - Jarred should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

[Ashlee gets up. Jarred with an Aztecan suplex on Ashlee sends her to the mat. Jarred is up again. Ashlee is up again. Ashlee with a headscissors takeover on Jarred. Ashlee chants start. Ashlee sends Jarred to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Ashlee chokes Jarred with a microphone cable. ]

Jerry "The King" Lawler - I wish every match could be like this!

[Ashlee leg drops Jarred. Ashlee and Jarred move back into the ring. Jarred gets back to his feet. Jarred chops Ashlee. Ashlee mule kicks Jarred. Jarred gets back to his feet. Jarred hits her with a back fist. Ashlee executes a swinging bulldog on Jarred driving Jarred's face into the mat. Ashlee is up again. Jarred moves back to his feet. Jarred executes the airplane spin and throws Ashlee onto the mat. Jarred chants start. Jarred locks Ashlee in the odd octopus hold. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Ashlee escapes. Jarred and Ashlee go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Ashlee is back on his feet. (..2) Ashlee kicks Jarred in the head. (...3) Ashlee knifehand chops Jarred. ]

Jim Ross - Ashlee executes a knifehand chop.

[Jarred executes a split legged moonsault on to Ashlee. Jarred and Ashlee move back into the ring. Ashlee trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Jarred. Jarred delivers a kick to the head of Ashlee. Jarred chokes Ashlee with his boot. Jarred chants start. Jarred head butts Ashlee. Jarred hits Ashlee with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jarred is up again. Ashlee moves back to hier feet. Jarred thrust kicks Ashlee in the head. Jarred catches Ashlee in the crucifx and goes for the pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Jim Ross - We've got ourselves a winner!

Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, and new EMF Attitude World champion, Jarred!!!

(Jarred holds up the Attitude World title as Saturday Shockwave goes off the air)