EMF: Survival of the Fitest
	Micheal Cole - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Chyna!!! (crowd cheers ***) [Chyna comes to the ring. ] Micheal Cole - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from fucked if I know, Rita Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers **) ["Jobba Child" blasts on the PA system as Rita Van Toad walks to the stage. Rita looks to the crowd, but forgets where she's walking and then falls off the side of the stable unconcious. The ring workers drag her into the ring as she slowly regains conciousness Chyna places Rita Van Toad on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Rita Van Toad tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Rita Van Toad gets hit with a dragon scerw from Chyna. Chyna is up again. Rita Van Toad stands up. Rita Van Toad bites Chyna's arm out of desparation. Chyna hits a jumping elbow hrust on Rita Van Toad. Rita Van Toad is back on his feet. Rita Van Toad slaps Chyna. Rita Van Toad bites Chyna's arm out of desparation. Rita Van Toad slaps Chyna. Rita Van Toad slaps Chyna. Rita Van Toad bites Chyna's arm out of desparation. Rita Van Toad slaps Chyna. Rita Van Toad bites Chyna's arm out of desparation. Chyna trys for a over the shoulder stomachbreaker but Rita Van Toad avoids it. Rita Van Toad trys for a back suplex but is not strong enough to lift Chyna.Rita Van Toad and Chyna go to the floor ] The King - Chyna will have to watch out for weapons at ringside. [Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ] Micheal Cole - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this! [Chyna takes Rita Van Toad down with an Arabian Facebuster. Now Chyna standing. They head back into the ring. Chyna pulls Rita Van Toad's hair. Chyna rakes his fingers across Rita Van Toad's back. Rita Van Toad gets elbowed to his midsection by Rita Van Toad. Chyna places Rita Van Toad over by the turnbuckle. Chyna jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker. Chyna chants start. ] The King - That flying sommersault neckbreaker was very good. [Rita Van Toad climbs to his feet. Chyna executes a neck-breaker on Rita Van Toad. Chyna chants start. Rita Van Toad moves back to his feet. Chyna nails Rita Van Toad with an inverted DDT. Chyna stomps Rita Van Toad. Chyna chants start. Chyna jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Rita Van Toad. Chyna is up again. Now Rita Van Toad standing. Chyna uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Rita Van Toad down. Chyna rolls him up with a backflip cradle. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 Micheal Cole - The winner of this match, Chyna!!! JR - This match is a Barbed Wire Tack Pit Matched . On his way to The Ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sabu!!! (crowd cheers **) [Sabu comes to The Ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Brick Lesnar!!! (crowd cheers ) [Brick Lesnar walks to The Ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Sabu executes a pumphandle suplex on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar places Sabu on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Sabu punches Brick Lesnar in the head. Sabu takes Brick Lesnar down with a knee. ] JR - Sabu executes a knee. [Brick Lesnar stands up. Sabu is t-bone suplexed by Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar gets up. Brick Lesnar executes a corkscrew legdrop on Sabu. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Sabu gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Brick Lesnar. Sabu gets elbowed to his midsection by Sabu. Brick Lesnar knifehand chops Sabu. Sabu gives Brick Lesnar the cobra clutch suplex onto the Mat. Sabu gets up. Sabu Drags Brick Lesnar to the Barbed Wire! ] The King* - ASHLEE!! vomits [Sabu chokes Brick Lesnar with his boot. Brick Lesnar is back on his feet. Sabu bulldog's Brick Lesnar thru a table! Sabu knees Brick Lesnar and rolls back to his feet. Sabu kicks Brick Lesnar on the Barbed Wire. Sabu fist drops Brick Lesnar on the Barbed Wire. Sabu dropkicks Brick Lesnar to the face. Sabu chants start. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Sabu takes Brick Lesnar to the floor Sabu hits a flying karate chop right to Brick Lesnar's neck. Sabu gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar grabs Sabu's head and hites him in the face. Sabu superkicks Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar stands up. Sabu gouges Brick Lesnar's eyes out. Sabu rakes the face of Brick Lesnar in attempt to make a come back. Brick Lesnar get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Sabu. Brick Lesnar gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Sabu. Sabu climbs to his feet. Sabu puts Brick Lesnar in an arm grapevine submission. Brick Lesnar gets back to his feet. Brick Lesnar gets tiger suplexed by Sabu. Brick Lesnar gets up. Mexican hiptoss executed by Brick Lesnar. throwes Sabu into the ring! Brick Lesnar knee drops Sabu. Brick Lesnar moves back to his feet. Brick Lesnar hits the handspring moonsault on Sabu. Brick Lesnar and Sabu move from the Ring to Next to the Pit ] JR - This is quality sports entertainment! [Sabu get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Brick Lesnar. Sabu moves back to his feet. Sabu reverse DDT's Brick Lesnar's head into the mat. Sabu and Brick Lesnar head to the floor. Sabu swings a stop sign and hits Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. Sabu knee drops Brick Lesnar. Sabu swings a stop sign and hits Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. Sabu climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Brick Lesnar. They head into the crowd. Sabu swings a briefcase and hits Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. Sabu jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Brick Lesnar tackles Sabu. ] JR - Brick Lesnar executes a football tackle. [Brick Lesnar goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Sabu. ] The King - Brick Lesnar with a flying sitdown splash. [Now Brick Lesnar standing. Sabu gets hit with the shooting star press from Brick Lesnar. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Sabu kicks out. ] JR - Not even close! [Sabu is back on his feet. Brick Lesnar gets elbowed to his midsection by Brick Lesnar. Sabu bites Brick Lesnar's arm out of desparation. Sabu hits Brick Lesnar with an earringer. ] The King - Brick Lesnar takes a earringer. [Sabu executes the brain buster on Brick Lesnar. Sabu gets back to his feet. Brick Lesnar gets hit with the shooting star press from Sabu. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Brick Lesnar escapes. ] JR - We almost had a winner. [Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Sabu locks Brick Lesnar in the grapevine submission. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Sabu breaks the hold. Sabu swings a trashcan and hits Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. Sabu German suplexes Brick Lesnar thru a table! Sabu is up again. Now Brick Lesnar standing. Brick Lesnar delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Sabu hard to the floor. Brick Lesnar swings a steel chair and hits Sabu. Sabu is bleeding as a result. Sabu gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Brick Lesnar. Sabu is back on his feet. Sabu comes from behind and bulldogs Brick Lesnar. Sabu gets back to his feet. Brick Lesnar stands up. Sabu with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar gets hit with the shooting star press from Sabu. The ref starts the count. ...1 Brick Lesnar escapes. ] JR - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Brick Lesnar. [Sabu hits Brick Lesnar with a double underhook piledrive right into the floor. Sabu chokes Brick Lesnar with a microphone cable. ] The King - the crowd is covered with blood from these fighters. [Sabu moves back to his feet. Sabu executes a jawbreakeron Brick Lesnar. Sabu is up again. Brick Lesnar stands up. Brick Lesnar hits Sabu with a Baba chop. Sabu gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Brick Lesnar comes over and smashes Sabu's head into it. Brick Lesnar low blows Sabu. Sabu stands up. Brick Lesnar gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Sabu. ] The King - Brick Lesnar with a jumping neck snap. [Sabu lifts up Brick Lesnar and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Brick Lesnar moves back to his feet. Brick Lesnar goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Sabu. Brick Lesnar stands up. Brick Lesnar fist drops Sabu on the Concrete. Brick Lesnar stands up. Sabu gets knocked on the ground and Brick Lesnar flips onto him. Brick Lesnar gets back to his feet. Now Sabu standing. Sabu hits Brick Lesnar with the Asai moonsault bodyblock. Sabu chants start. Sabu climbs to his feet. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. ] The King - RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR does the Brock dance [Sabu chokeclams Brick Lesnar thru a table! Sabu executes a corkscrew legdrop on Brick Lesnar. Sabu gets up. Sabu applies an arm wrench to Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Sabu. Sabu Throwes Brick Lesnar into the pit and Brick Lesnar cut open every where!!! JR - The winner of this match, Sabu!!! We go into a video of Whiplash/Dark Horizon and the wrestlers in the elimination chamber. We go into the arena and then the pyro goes off and then the lights turn on and fans cheer. JR-Welcome everyone to Survival of the Fittest, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler King-wow…the old entrance, almost brings a tear to my eyes..oh wait it doesn’t, man I hate you JR! Micheal Cole - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Prophecy !!! (crowd cheers ****) [Prophecy comes to the ring. ] Micheal Cole - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, "Stonecold" Steve Austin!!! (crowd cheers ) ["Stonecold" Steve Austin walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Prophecy drops "Stonecold" Steve Austin with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. "Stonecold" Steve Austin checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Prophecy hits "Stonecold" Steve Austin with a Baba chop. "Stonecold" Steve Austin applies the clawhold on Prophecy . Prophecy jumps from the top and nails "Stonecold" Steve Austin with a flying axhandle smash. "Stonecold" Steve Austin gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Prophecy . Prophecy is back on his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin moves back to his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Prophecy puts "Stonecold" Steve Austin in an arm grapevine submission. Now "Stonecold" Steve Austin standing. Prophecy pins "Stonecold" Steve Austin against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. "Stonecold" Steve Austin gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Prophecy comes over and smashes "Stonecold" Steve Austin's head into it. "Stonecold" Steve Austin get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Prophecy . Prophecy stomps "Stonecold" Steve Austin's head. ] Micheal Cole - stomp! [Now "Stonecold" Steve Austin standing. "Stonecold" Steve Austin flips Prophecy to the mat. "Stonecold" Steve Austin locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Prophecy is fighting the hold. Prophecy escapes. "Stonecold" Steve Austin stomps Prophecy 's head. Now Prophecy standing. Prophecy short-arm clotheslines "Stonecold" Steve Austin to the mat. "Stonecold" Steve Austin bites Prophecy 's arm out of desparation. Prophecy hits "Stonecold" Steve Austin with a headbutt to the mid-section. ] The King - Prophecy with a headbutt. [Prophecy rakes his fingers across "Stonecold" Steve Austin's back. Prophecy with an illegal chokehold on "Stonecold" Steve Austin. "Stonecold" Steve Austin moves back to his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin gets hit with a dragon scerw from Prophecy . Prophecy moves back to his feet. Prophecy grabs "Stonecold" Steve Austin's head and hites him in the face. Mexican hiptoss executed by "Stonecold" Steve Austin. "Stonecold" Steve Austin applies a nerve hold on Prophecy . Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... "Stonecold" Steve Austin tightens the hold. Prophecy escapes. "Stonecold" Steve Austin and Prophecy go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ] The King** - ASHLEE!! vomits [(..2) Prophecy gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "Stonecold" Steve Austin. "Stonecold" Steve Austin is back on his feet. Prophecy is back on his feet. (...3) Prophecy punches "Stonecold" Steve Austin in the gut. (....4) Flying Tomahawk by Prophecy sends "Stonecold" Steve Austin down to the floor. "Stonecold" Steve Austin climbs to his feet. Prophecy hits "Stonecold" Steve Austin with an atomic drop. ] Micheal Cole - If Prophecy keeps using moves like that atomic drop he could win the match! [(.....5) ] The King - Prophecy can't win the match out there. [Prophecy throws a chair at "Stonecold" Steve Austin. (......6) They fight into the aisle. Prophecy and "Stonecold" Steve Austin move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Prophecy goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on "Stonecold" Steve Austin. Prophecy gets back to his feet. Prophecy hits "Stonecold" Steve Austin with an elbowdrop. ] Micheal Cole - elbowdrop! [Prophecy moves back to his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin stands up. Prophecy gets hit with a back heel kick. Prophecy double underhook faceslams "Stonecold" Steve Austin hard to the "Stonecold" Steve Austin. "Stonecold" Steve Austin stands up. Flying side kick by Prophecy takes "Stonecold" Steve Austin off his feet. Prophecy moves back to his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin is hit with a backward kick. Prophecy measures "Stonecold" Steve Austin up and drops a closed fist. "Stonecold" Steve Austin is back on his feet. Prophecy get whipped into the corner and "Stonecold" Steve Austin follows himin with an avalanche. "Stonecold" Steve Austin hiptosses Prophecy . Prophecy is back on his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin locks Prophecy in a full nelson and slams him to the mat. "Stonecold" Steve Austin goes off the top nailing Prophecy with a flying elbow drop to the gut. "Stonecold" Steve Austin climbs to his feet. Prophecy gets knocked on the ground and "Stonecold" Steve Austin flips onto him. "Stonecold" Steve Austin with the Flying Elbowdrop on Prophecy ! Prophecy gets hit with the shooting star press from "Stonecold" Steve Austin. But he messes it up and lands weird kind on his shouldder. Prophecy goes into the cover The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] Micheal Cole - Prophecy has won the match! Micheal Cole - The winner of this match, Prophecy!!! Cena's theme blasts over the PA as the "Dr. of Thuganomics" makes his ay to the ring. Cena glad hands a couple of fans on the way to the ring and admires a few of the signs. Cena gets in the ring grabs a mic and begins talking.... Cena: Yo...yo....yo.......yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo before he can get the next word out, Scott Hall's theme blasts over the PA. With his usual arrogant and cock swagger, Scott Hall makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Scott Hall gets right up in Cena's face and the 2 get into a stare down. Hall takes the toothpick out of his mouth and goes to throw it at Cena, but Cena slaps him across the face, sending him staggering back a bit. Cena flashes him the "You can't see me" and the ref rings the bell.* “Running with the devil” blasts on the PA system as Hawkeye Hefner and Taz walks on the stage, Hall looks up and looks pissed at the presents of his enemies. But then puts it out of his head JR: BAHHHHHHHHH GAWD this is going to be a slobber knocker of magnanimous proportions. These 2 men are just going to tear each other apart. Lawler: Not with a week's buildup they won't.... Cena and Hall lock up and no one gains an advantage. Hall swings with a left but Cena ducks and begins throwing rights rocking Hall. Cena sends Hall into the ropes and hits a back drop. He goes for a quick cover but gets only a 2 count. The both get to their feet and Cena grabs a top wristlock and wrenches back. Hall tries to reverse it to no avail but hits a back elbow that makes Cena relinquish the hold. Hall begins throwing his patented haymaker punches. Hall scoops him up and slams him. Hall drops the elbow and goes for the cover 1...........2................kickout. Hall hits a few stomps on the downed Cena and then Cena stumbles up and then Hall whips Cena to the ropes and then Cena bounces off the ropes. Hall lowers his head and then Cena counters with a swing neck breaker. Hall bounces up dazed and then Hall picks up Cena and sends him into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Then Cena hits a few stomps on the downed Hall and then once Hall gets up and then Cena hits a few hard stomps on the downed Hall and then Cena whips Hall off the ropes, Hall bounces off the ropes and then Cena goes for a running forearm. But then Hall ducks it and Cena bou nces off the ropes and then once he bounces off Hall then grabs Cena by the throat and then nails the chokeslam. Hall goes into the cover and gets a 1……….2……….kick out, Hall then taunts Cena and then slowly Cena gets up, but he then caughts him off of surprised and then Cena hits an inverted atomic drop, Cena then kicks Cena does for the cover 1...........2..................kickout. Cena lets Hall stagger up and bounces off the rope to hit a cross body block. Hall catches him and hits the fall away slam. Hall dusts his hands off as if to say its over JR: WHAT A MOVE BY HALL. THAT WAS A HELLACIOUS MOVE! King: shakes his head Hall goes for the cover 1......................2.....................................2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 kickout. Hall gets up and yells at the ref to count faster. Scott Hall sets up Cena for the Outsider Edge and signals for the end. Cena reverses it though into a backdrop. Hall gets back to his feet and Cena nails him with a clothesline. Hall gets back up and Cena puts him down with a 2nd one. Hall gets up a 3rd time and gets put down with a 3rd clothesline. Cena taunts him telling him to get up. Cena gets him up and goes for the F-U but Hall throws an elbow that drops Cena to the ground JR: B..... King: Shut up JR don't even say it.... Hall picks up Cena and nails a running powerslam. Hall gets back up and starts kicking at Cena and taunting him. He begins playing to the crowd who in turn boo him. Hall hops out of the ring to get a chair. When he gets back in the ring, the ref grabs the chair and tosses it back out of the ring. Hall grabs Cena's chain, curls it around his fist and swings but Cena ducks and kicks Hall right between the legs. The crowd errupts. King: Oh come on now that was a low blow JR: Turn about is fare play King. King: Bahh Gawd youre right.... Cena bounces off the ropes and signals for the 5 knuckle shuffle. He goes for the cover 1..................2.................kickout. Cena plays to the crowd and waits for Hall to get up. Cena lunges at Hall as soon as he gets up but Hall ducks and Cena goes crashing into the ref, knocking him out cold. Cena can’t believe what happened, suddenly Hall hits a low blow and then kicks Cena in the gut and then lifts him up and then drives him into the mat with the Outsiders Edge. Hall goes into the cover and then gets the 1…………………..2………………..3.] (Hall gets up and then yells a few things at Taz and Hawkeye, Hawkeye and Taz ignore him and seems Taz is giving him some advice. Then they walk off in the isle way JR-Guess they wanted to scout Hall… “if you smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring JR- A few weeks ago, the Rock gave Twilight more he can handle and more, but Twilight was able to walk out the winner King-That’s new? “Twilight’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Twilight walks to the ring with the extreme championship around his waist JR-Twilight is most likely the longest reigning extreme champion, quite possibility the longest running champion period with competition King-Yeah…had to add that in didn’t you JR JR-Well no offense to Ashlee, I know it’s not her fault. But just shouldn’t be shown in the same light as a champion that has been fighting for a full year [Twilight tries to hit Rock with a few fists to start out the match, but it’s countered with a block by the Rock and then follows up with a few hard fists by the Rock and then Rock whips Twilight to the ropes and then Twilight bounces off the ropes and then leaps in the air and then goes for a cross body block. But Rock ducks it and then Rock ducks it and Twilight goes crashing, Twilight stumbles up and then gets a running forearm by Rock. Twilight stumbles in the corner and then Rock hits a few hard fists and then spits on his fist and then nails Twilight that sends him flying out of the ring. Twilight crashes to the outside and then the Rock comes at Twilight and then takes Twilight and then whips him hard into the steps and then Twilight sits down on the ground in a lot of pain as his back is what that hit the steps. Rock pulls up Twilight and then smashes his face into the steps and then Twilight goes on all fours and then tries to crawl away from Rock, Rock is able to hit a few stomps though Twilight is able to get some separation from him and the Rock after going to the ramp. Twilight gets to his feet and then goes for a fist, but then the Rock blocks it and then counters with a few fists and then Rock sets up Twilight after he stumbles back a few times and then sets him up, Twilight tries to get out of the set up suplex. But then the Rock counters this by hitting a few hard knee’s into the gut and then hits a snap suplex on Twilight. Twilight then holds on to his back in a lot of pain and then Twilight stumbles up at the top of the ramp way and then the Rock takes Twilight and then smashes his face into the steal pillers that hold up the EMF tron and then Twilight stumbles out of sight of the camera. Then after a few seconds the camera reach to the back and then Twilight is stumbling out of the tunnel leading to the entrance and then Rock is running up to him and then nails a running forearm to the back of the head, Twilight goes down to the floor. Rock then takes Twilight and tries to smash his face into the wall, but then Twilight counters with a foot to the wall and then Twilight hits a elbow into the gut and then smashes the Rock into the wall and then Twilight then hits a few fists on the Rock who just stays by the wall. Twilight then grabs a chair and throws it down on the floor. Twilight then runs at the Rock, jumps and nails a monkey flip that sends the Rock flying on the steel chair laying on the floor back first.] JR-What a move by Twilight! King-You are surprised by Twilight now..? [Twilight has to take a few moments to recover and then Twilight gets up. The Rock stumbles up and then Rock tries to throw a wild punch. But it’s blocked by Twilight and then Twilight hits a few hard fists on the Rock and then whips the Rock and then the Rock bounces off the wall and then stumbles back into Twilight and then Twilight hits an inverted atomic drop and then Rock stumbles down the hall and then Twilight follows him down and then Twilight grabs a chair and then Rock turns around and then gets smashed with the chair and then Twilight pushes Rock on a table after clearing it off and then climbs to a stack of crates and then leaps off them with a leg drop and then nails a leg drop through the table on the Rock. Twilight rolls off hurt a little bit and then climbs back into the cover and gets the 1……………..2………….kick out. Twilight gets up and then hits a few hard stomps to the downed Rock and then Twilight goes off and then grabs a camera cord and then brings it back and wraps it around the Rock’s throat and chokes the Rock with it. The Rock looks like he’s fading and then the Rock in one last effort slowly gets to his feet and then runs a bit and ducks and flips Twilight to the ground and then Rock gets up and then Twilight stumbles up right into the waiting arms of the Rock who sets Twilight up for the Rock bottom on the floor. But then Twilight hits a few hard elbows into the side of the head making him release the hold and then. Rock stumbles away, and then stumbles into Twilight who then hits the Rock with his own Rock bottom on the cement floor. Twilight then takes a little bit of time to recover going into the cover and then gets a 1…………2………..kick out by the Rock. Twilight gets up and then drops a leg drop on the Rock] JR-The Rock kicked out! King-Well…wrestlers have a thing against being beat by their own moves. [Rock stumbles up right into a DDT by Twilight, Twilight then looks up to stair case that is near where Rock is laying and then Twilight goes into the stair case then steps over the railing and then and calls for Darkness falls, but suddenly someone runs out of no where and smashes Twilight in the back with chair and Twilight goes flying and the person is revealed to be Punisher. Twilight is on the floor, Punisher goes to the bottom the steps and then pulls up Twilight and then picks him up on his shoulders and nails the capital Punishment and pulls the Rock on the cover and gets the 1…………..2………….3] JR-Oh my god…Punisher just cost Twilight the match King-WHAT! Punisher looks at the downed Twilight and says Punisher-You think you were getting off that easy, I told you I would be the man to make you lose your title! OOC-Twilight man, I wanted to talk this over with you. But I couldn’t get in contact. I would have loved to have a Pun vs. Twilight, but the fact it was so even matched I think it’s better off it ends like this. Because you are going to be gone for now, while that’s fine…understand we have to move on. Hopefully no hard feelings, you been a great superstar and I hope to see you back one time. We go back to the arena, the Highlight Reel is set up in the ring as Chris Jericho's music hits. Jericho makes his way to the ring. Jericho: "Welcome to my Highlight Reel!! It's a big night in the EMF, as the title I vacated will finally be won by somebody in that very Elimination Chamber hanging above my head. Jericho points to the chamber as spotlights light it up for the crowd to see.* "But that's not the only important thing to happen here recently, oh no. It seems that years of torture, brutality, and wear have taken away one of the EMF's veteran stars. I'm talking about a man that you people here in the city of Brotherly Love know quite well. He first made a name for himself in this city just down the road a bit. I'm speaking of none other than the self-titled 'Human Suplex Machine', Taz!" 'War Machine' hits as Taz makes his way to the ring. He sits next to Jericho on the Highlight Reel set Jericho: "Welcome, my old friend. Please sit, we have much to get to." Taz: "Thanks for having me out here." Jericho: "First things first, I'm sure these fanatics here in Philly who won't let the past die want to know exactly how you are doing. I mean, we all saw and heard you last week telling the world that you will never wrestle again." Taz:" Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. But physically, I feel ok. It's the dealing with the end part I'm having a bit of trouble with. I knew it was coming, to be honest. I just thought it was farther down the line. That's why it bothers me so much. Not only that, but also the way it happened. For a greasy slimeball like Scott Hall to be the guy who put me out..well to be honest, the thought disgusts me like nothing else. I'm still having trouble sleeping just thinking that that no-good staggering jackass ended my career." Jericho: "Yeah, I can see how a guy like Hall could give any man nightmares. Have you seen the oil in this guys hair? Looks like an Exxon ship crashed there. But seriously, if I'm not wrong, you said last that you would get your revenge on Hall, one way or the other." Taz: "That's right, Chris. And I will, mark my words. I've never been a guy to mix words, and as God as my witness, I will not let Scott Hall go unpunished for what he did to me at Dark Horizon. I refuse to go down as the guy who got put out of the business by Scott fuckin Hall. That will not be my legacy." Chris: "And what happened last week is? I mean, come on. Are you trying to tell us that you sent that toothpick out to get Hall?" Taz: "You're damn right I did. Last Shockwave was the first piece of the puzzle falling into place. And when it's all said and done, my legacy will be what is should, and my honor will be restored. I will leave this business on my terms, not Scott Hall's. That's why I brought him back with me. Together, we will get our hands on the one prize that eluded me in my career, and that's the EMF World Heavyweight Championship. Now you're right when you say that he's not the biggest guy in the company, but neither was I, and look what I accomplished in my short time here. And I guarantee you that this kid will be a bigger star than I ever was. Mark my words, Chris, nobody will ever forget this kid once you've seen him. Somehow, I have a feeling that Scott Hall wants another look at the guy who laid him out two weeks ago. And I can tell by the look on your face that you're dying to see what gem I've uncovered." Taz stands up. "So, people of Philadelphia, allow me to introduce to you the next breakthrough star of our time, Hawkeye Hefner!!!!" Van Halens 'Running With The Devil' hits as a figure makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He shakes Taz's hand, then extends his to Jericho. Jericho doesn't return the favor, however. He walks around the young man, looking him over, sort of sizing him up. Jericho: "So this is your gem, Taz? This is the man you intend to carve your legacy with? Tell me something, Taz, what bingo hall did you find this assclown in?" Taz begins to speak, but Jericho holds his hand up, silencing him. Jericho: "No, don't answer that. Before you get your panites in a wad, junior, let me tell you what I see here before me." Jericho looks Hawkeye over again. "So, this is the man who will carve the legacy of Taz. You wanna know what I see here, Taz? I've got two words for ya......CURTAIN JERKER! Take it from me, kid. You're nothing special. I've seen 3,000 just like you in my time. They get somebody to tell them that they're gonna be a star, then they wind up injured, crippled, broken down, broke, and on the streets driving a cab somewhere, or worse, trying out for the NFL. So take it from a guy who's been around the block more times than Pamela Poolshock, you should get out of this while you still have your wits. You're young, you're in shape, you've got your whole life in front of you. Why don't you go back to your little wooded village with Froto and the rest of the Hobbits before you get seriously hurt?" Taz stands up to protest, but Hawkeye grabs the mic from Taz's hand. Hawkeye: "If you think for one minute that you inti----" Voice: "Hey, yo!" Taz, Hawkeye, and Jericho turn around and look at the video screen and see Scott Hall's face. Scott Hall-Hey, what is this…a meeting of a cripples or something? Chris Jericho-That’s really funny Snott, I’d watch my mouth or you may have more of a problem then just rookie, like a guy who has the reputation of killing bigger, and better careers than yours Snott! Scott Hall-Hey I ain’t scared of you Jericho, but you are right maybe after I get other business completed. Taz, you know I been sitting back here and there is only one question I asked “just where did it all break down”. I thought about it…and thought about it, then the answered hit me. Taz, I don’t think it’s any coincidence that you all of a sudden have a messed up neck. You see the truth is that you knew you had no chance against me. Man Taz…I thought you at least had guts, but I guess I was wrong. Though now the only question I got, is how much money you paid him? Oh well it doesn’t matter, if you are going to hide behind an injury, I give you credit for one thing…at least you got me a replacement to destroy. That tooth pick you got there Taz…well he better be careful too, because if he’s who you got to try to get revenge for your “injury”, then he is going to learn that you don’t mess with Scott Hall and I’m going to break him just like the tooth pick he is chico. (Amy motions to Jericho to bring the microphone) Amy Dumas-Well if you are so willing, then why don’t you come down here right now. I don’t think you realize that I’m the Vice President of this company, I can book just about any match any time I want to. Scott Hall-You know as much as I would like to come down there and make…what’s his name a member of the EMF’s cripple club….I’m going to pass. crowd boo’s * Not here, if we fight, then were going to do it on my terms, besides I wouldn’t want help from some one legged freak. (Amy looks a bit upset, Jericho’s shaking with anger) Scott Hall-Kid, rest assured…if your trainer ain’t got the guts to fight his own battles. Then I’m going to make an example out of you, you want a war….then you are gonna get one! Hall flicks his tooth pick at the camera filming him and the EMF tron and it goes blank, inside the ring Taz and Hawkeye look pissed. While Jericho is talking to Amy about something as the picture fades into the backstage area where the Coach is standing by with Jarred The Coach-Jarred in a few moments the hell in a cell will be lowered, how does it feel that your career will be completely over in a few moments (Jarred’s about to say something when the scene cuts out to a scene that says “RNN, Special Report”, suddenly the scene turns to a live shot of Randy Orton who has his usual cocky grin) Randy Orton-Hi, Randy Orton here and we break away from that totally unimportant announcement for a worth while one, hey you should be thanking me, I just saved you from just another Jarred promo. Because we all know they are all the same. But I’m not here to talk about that legendary wannabe Jarred Carthallion, no I’m here to talk about the return of the man with almost as much greatness as myself. You see in the Extreme Measures Federation today their has been a plague of boringness running through the EMF, it’s time that someone stands up and makes the EMF once again entertaining. The EMF needs a hero….well that man is coming to the EMF, that man is Eric Bischoff! Suddenly the picture fades into a very familiar tribute video, it’s Jarred’s “Hero” video that he gave to himself a few years ago. But something is different, Eric Bischoff’s head is on Jarred’s body. The head changes with different emotions, even some clips of Bischoff thrown into the tribute video Randy Orton-That’s right, the man that everyone wants to see Eric Bischoff is making his return soon and will be out for blood, so be prepared….because this time it’s personal! We now return you to your regularly boring program. We go back into the arena where the camera looks over the arena JR-Just what is Randy Orton up to? King-He is bracing ourselves for the return of Eric Bischoff….King looks around nervously * AAAHHHHH there he is, Eric Bischoff!! JR-You don’t believe that King, neither do I King-Man wait until Bisch comes for real, he’ll make you pay…hhhhmmm that’s a good idea. “Capital Punishment” blasts on the PA system as Punisher walks to the ring JR-You know King I just thought of something, how are we going to have a hell in a cell match when we already have the Elimination Chamber over the ring? King-Oh no problem, check this out takes out a garage opener and clicks it towards the Elimination Chamber and it turns into a hell in a cell “Jarred’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Jarred walks to the ring JR-That was weird.. King-Well not as weird as Jarred claiming he had the greatest match ever with anyone…I mean sure I remember the match, how could you not with Jarred mentioning it every promo he’s done after it. But I don’t remember it being the best ever. JR-Well one thing can be said about Jarred, he has no self confidence issues, it’s pretty safe to say he’s a cocky son of bitch. King-It’s make want to cheer for the King of the bingo hall…if I didn’t know he ran a wrestling federation in a BINGO HALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! [Punisher and Jarred look at each other hatefully and then the cell goes to the ground and then both wrestlers met in the middle of the ring and then Jarred puts on a side headlock and then Punisher looks for a way out of the hold and then backs to the ropes and then whips Jarred off the head lock and then Jarred bounces off then ropes and then comes running into Punisher. Punisher stumbles back a little bit, but yells at Jarred to show it didn’t effects him that much and then Jarred then charges to the ropes and then bounces off the ropes and then Punisher goes for a clothesline, but Jarred ducks it and then continues to the other side and the other side and then leaps up and nails a flying clothesline that takes down Punisher and then Punisher stumbles up and then Jarred hits a running forearm that knocks Punisher down and then Jarred waits for Punisher to get up, Punisher stumbles up and then Jarred picks up Punisher and then hits a body slam. Jarred then backs to the ropes and drops the high knee drop on Punishers face, Jarred gets up and hits a few stomps, but doesn’t keep Punisher down for long. So Jarred hits a few hard fists and then Punisher stumbles up and then Punisher gets nailed with a few hard fists and then Punisher gets whipped off the ropes by Jarred. Punisher hits the ropes, but then grabs on to the ropes. Jarred then pissed that this happened runs at Punisher and then tries to clothesline him to the floor. But Punisher than counters with a back body drop and then Jarred goes flying over the top rope and on to the arena floor. Punisher has to take a few moments to recover and then Punisher then gets up on the top rope as Jarred is recovering and then Punisher leaps off with a double axe handle and then Jarred is able to counter it with a fist to the gut as Punisher is flying through the air. Jarred then takes Punisher and starts to grate his face into the cage and then releases him and then Jarred lets him go and then Jarred takes Punisher and then throws him into the side of the cage and then Punisher bounces off and then Punisher gets up with help of the side of the hell in a cell. Then Punisher recovers as Jarred waits for Punisher to get up, once he does Jarred charges at Punisher, but Punisher is able to counter the move with a hot shot right into the cage walls by Punisher. Jarred bounces off and then Punisher goes to one knee and recovers a little bit. Then Jarred stumbles up and then Punisher charges at Jarred and then nails a clothesline that knocks down Jarred. Punisher then hits a few stomps picks up Jarred and then hits a body slam and then Punisher climbs to the apron and then leaps off the apron and hits a splash from the apron to the floor. Both wrestlers are now down, though Punisher is able to get up without much trouble after a few moments and then pulls up Jarred and then rolls him into the ring] JR-Punisher has taken control of this match King- Well Jarred can never stay in control of anything, look at all his stables over the years… [Punisher then climbs to the apron and then Jarred stumbles up and to the ropes where Punisher is standing. Punisher then hits a shoulder into the gut and then Punisher slides under the ropes and under Jarred then Punisher goes to the back of Jarred and then tries to hit a germen suplex. Jarred blocks it and then Jarred hits a few hard back elbows into Punishers face to get him to release the attempted germen suplex and then Punisher stumbles back and then Jarred then recovers a little bit and then charges at Punisher at full steam and then Punisher then counters the move into fall through hip toss and then Jarred gets up holding his back and then Punisher picks up Jarred and then nails a back breaker and then Punisher backs to the ropes and nails a high leg drop. Punisher then looks around and then goes to the outside and then grabs a steal chair. Punisher then raises the chair to smash Jarred, but Jarred counters with a low blow. Jarred then takes this time to recover and then Jarred sees Punisher in the corner and then goes over and then hits a few hard fists and then follows up with a few hard shoulder blocks and then backs off and then grabs the chair and then sets it up and then Jarred backs up in the opposite side of the ring and then runs and then jumps on the chair and then leaps from the chair to towards the corner that Punisher is in. Punisher moves out of the way and then Jarred goes crashing, Jarred stumbles backward out of the corner. Punisher then goes into the corner and then climbs to the second rope and then leaps off into a flipping neck breaker that sends Jarred back first into the steal chair that he set up. Jarred is in extreme pain, Punisher then laughs and then hits a few hard stomps on the downed Jarred and then Punisher goes to the outside and then grabs a table and then grabs a trash can under the ring, then a steel chair and then throws it back into the ring and then waits for Jarred to get up, but seems all he can manage for now is to stand on his knee’s and then Punisher puts the trash can over Jarred. Jarred gets up stumbles around, Punisher then takes the chair and then smashes the can with Jarred in it. Jarred falls over after a few times, Punisher then hits a few more shots while he’s down.] JR-His ears must be ringing King-If he has them anymore…. [Punisher then hits a few stomps on the downed Jarred and then, then Pun calls for the Capital Punishment. Slowly Pun pulls up Jarred and then picks him up on his shoulder and then nails the capital punishment, Punisher goes into the cover and then gets the 1…………2…………kick out. Punisher can’t believe it, not knowing what to do next hits a few hard kicks into the downed Jarred and then Punisher rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring and then pulls out a ladder and then slides it into the ring and then grabs a chair and then slides it into the ring as well. Punisher comes into the ring and then goes over to Jarred who surprises Punisher with the soul reaver. Jarred slowly pulls himself up with the ropes and then sets up the ladder. Jarred then goes to the outside and then climbs to the top of the ladder and steps over and then leaps off and tries to go for the LEGENDARY END!!! But then Punisher moves out of the way and Jarred goes crashing, Jarred stumbles up as does Punisher. Jarred stumbles towards Punisher and then Punisher hits a DDT on the chair face first. Jarred bounces up and stumbles around the ring seemly stunned from the move and then the camera shows that Jarred is a bit busted open and then Punisher picks up Jarred and then hits another capital punishment on the chair. Punisher goes down to one knee and then rolls Jarred on his back and then gets up and stumbles to the ladder and then climbs up to where Jarred was and then leaps off the ladder and nails a big splash into a cover 1………………………….2…………………….3!] JR-Punisher has won this match, but highly contested from both wrestlers In the backstage area, Amy is sitting in her wheel chair with a box looking like she’s waiting for something. Suddenly Jericho walks into the picture .::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Hey Amy is there is something wrong? .::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, I bought something to try to get my leg better…but it hasn’t worked yet .::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Oh, let me see it. (Amy hands Jericho the box, the camera zooms in and the box reads “Kurt Angles: broken leg be gone”. Jericho reads the box.) .::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-I found the problem, there is fine print on this thing that for it to work you have to “win a gold medal with a broken freakin’ neck”! (Amy looks a little down after hear that) .::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Hey Amy cheer up, don’t let that jackass Snott Hall get to you, you’ll be better soon. So we don’t have to stay around here, How about we go and I’ll find something to cheer you up. .::Amy Dumas::.-hhhhmmm…I’d like that. .::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Alright, let’s just go grab our things and go (Jericho pushes Amy down the hall in her wheel chair. Though you can hear Amy say “this better not be as lame as making prank phone calls to Jarred”, Jericho says “no, I swear it will be better…well maybe one to Snott Hall if we got time”. Amy just laughs as the camera fades away into the arena.) “Wes theme” blasts on the PA system as Wes walks to the ring King-This is probably where I should crack on Wes’ name, but I think it’s getting boring…much like Wes. It must run in the family JR-Well I knew a Wes insult was coming somewhere King-More things change, the more they stay the same right JR? JR-It would seem so.. “P5hng Me Awy” blasts on the PA system as Josh Hanley walks down the isle and enters the elimination and goes to his chamber JR-Hanley and Tomko were close to winning the tag team championship King-Yeah, but they were put to sleep in the end by team badd names “Kaedon’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Kaedon walks to the ring JR-Kaedon is getting the opportunity of a life time, it’s been a hard road for Kaedon since leaving the TV division to go for higher titles. But his work has paid off tonight, will he capitalize on this chance King- King shrugs * “Barbwire Chris theme” blasts on the PA system as Barbwire Chris walks to the ring JR-Well certainly Barbwire Chris has the attitude to make it in this kind of environment, he’s know for his insane matches…the elimination chamber could feel like home to him. King-Well, it’s not like there is any pig heads around to smash people with JR-Don’t give him any idea’s King “Just too Badd” blasts on the PA system as Badd Boy walks to the ring JR-Well certainly a bad draw for the former world champion, but it’s possible he can survive this whole elimination chamber time King-some badd luck, for the not so badd man “Slow Chemical” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the elimination Chamber King-Kane’s still kurning JR-Whatever the hell that means King-Yeah, I got no clue either. JR-Well that’s ok King…I don’t think anyone really knows either King-Well that’s resuring [Kane and Badd Boy pace around the ring and then both wrestlers lock up and then Kane drives him into the turnbuckle and then Kane slowly breaks up and then hits a few hard knee’s into the gut and then Kane hits a fist that makes Badd Boy sink in the corner and then Kane takes Badd Boy and then brings him along the ropes and then Kane whips Badd Boy off the ropes. Badd Boy bounces off the ropes and then Kane goes for a clothesline and then Badd Boy ducks under the clothesline and then continues to the other side of the ring and then leaps in the air and then nails a flying forearm to Kane that knocks him down. Kane is able to get up fast though, Badd Boy meets him with a few hard fists on Kane as he gets to his feet and then whips Kane off the ropes and then Kane bounces off the ropes and then Badd Boy backs up and then hits a flying forearm and then Kane rocks back and then Badd Boy measures up Kane and then charges at Kane. But Kane counters with a back body drop and Badd Boy goes flying over the top rope and then goes crashing into the steal floor. Badd Boy holds his back in pain and then Kane steps over the top rope and then waits for Badd Boy to stumble up, once he does Kane grabs him by the throat and then throws him into the chain siding. Badd Boy bounces off and then Kane grabs Badd Boy and then puts him over his shoulder and then smashes him face first into the side of the elimination chamber a few times and then Kane hits a few stomps and then Badd Boy rolls away from the side. Kane then backs up to the ropes and then times his jump and then goes and leaps trying to hit a leg drop on Badd Boy on the steel floor and then Badd Boy moves out of the way just before Kane hits the move and Kane goes on the steel siding. About 30 seconds till the releasing of a new wrestler Badd Boy and Kane slowly get up and then Badd Boy hits a few hard fists and then follows it up with a drop kick that stumbles Kane back to the cage siding and then Badd Boy whips Kane to the ropes, Kane bounces off the ropes and then Badd Boy picks up and then kind holds him up as if he was going to do a flap jack, but then smashes Kane into the siding. The lights go off and then the lights move towards each chamber and then points to Josh Hanley. Hanley comes out of the chamber and then climbs to the top rope. Badd Boy is first to turn towards Hanley and then Hanley nails a drop kick. Badd Boy goes down to the mat and then Hanley gets up and then yells for Badd Boy to get up, once he does Hanley charges at him and takes Badd Boy down with a spear like move and then Hanley hits a few fists to the downed and doesn’t stop until Kane comes and then pulls Hanley off and then hits a few hard fists and then Hanley backs up and then Kane whips Hanley off the ropes, Hanley bounces off the ropes. Kane goes for a big boot, but Hanley slides on the mat and gets up by the ropes. Kane charges and then Hanley counters with a back body drop. Kane falls on the steel around the ring. Kane stumbles up and then Hanley hits a drop kick that sends Kane flying into the steal chain, Hanley goes to the outside as Kane stumbles back and then Hanley picks up Kane and then drops him on the steel with the widow maker. Hanley then pushes the limp Kane under the ropes and then goes into the cover and gets the 1…………..2………..3. As this is happening there are 5 seconds left in the time that the next superstar gets released and it’s Kaedon] JR-Kane is gone, Kaedon is in King-Interesting…suppose….who I’m kidding it’s boring, man I can’t wait until Eric Bischoff comes back JR-………. [Kaedon comes into the ring and then hits a few hard over hand fists to Badd Boy and then Kaedon whips Badd Boy off the ropes, Badd Boy bounces off the ropes and then Kaedon hits a back body drop on Badd Boy. Badd Boy gets up holding his back and then Badd Boy stumbles into the ropes and then Kaedon nails a clothesline on Badd Boy that makes Badd Boy fall to the steel on the outside. Kaedon then hits a few stomps on the downed Badd Boy and picks him up and then throws him against the cage. Badd Boy bounces off the cage and then Kaedon kicks Badd Boy in the gut and then hits a snap suplex on the steel and then Badd Boy is clearly in a lot of pain. Suddenly Hanley comes out of no where and then hits a summer sault flip over the top rope into a leg drop on Badd Boy! That draws a great reaction from the crowd. Kaedon then takes Hanley and then smashes him against the nearest chamber. Hanley bounces off, Kaedon then hits a kick to the gut and then tries to DDT him. But then Hanley blocks it and then changes it into a release germen suplex that sends Kaedon flying into an empty chamber and breaks the glass as fans chant “holy shit” as the lights go out and then the lights flash on the active chambers and then picks Barbwire Chris. Barbwire comes into the ring as Badd Boy stumbled up, Chris quickly hits a low blow and then Badd Boy stumbles around and then Chris hits a kick to the gut sets up Badd Boy and drops him for a brain buster and then goes into the cover and gets the 1…………….2……………..3, Badd Boy’s gone (yes Chris I know that’s not your finisher anymore, but I wanted to use something more impactful and quick in that situation). Chris has a bit of a smile as he then goes over and then attacks Hanley and then hits a few stomps on the downed Hanley and then picks him up and then slams him on the steel. Chris then goes to the turnbuckle and then climbs up to the second rope and then drops a flying leg drop on Hanley from the second rope and contects.] JR-Well that’s certainly a surprise King-Well guess we only have to deal with one Ikoward now takes a cows heart and smashes it over JR’s head [Suddenly the clock runs down and then Wes is released from his chamber, Kaedon is in the corner and then Wes hits a few kicks making Kaedon go down to the mat and then Wes chokes Kaedon and then Kaedon then stumbles up and then Wes goes for a full nelson slam. Gets him up and then goes for it, but then Kaedon turns it into a victory roll. But then Wes is able to hold him before he can get it in his advantage and gets a 1……………2………..3. The three then face back up into corners] JR-Were down to the final three King-What no special name? JR-um…the writer isn’t feeling creative King-I should be surprised from a guy that can’t remember too many theme songs JR-I guess not [The three slowly meet in the middle of the ring talking trash and then Wes starts it out with a fist to Chris. Chris then answers back, Hanley tries to get in the mix but Chris and then Wes hit a fist and knockd own Hanley and Hanley rolls out of the ring. Then Chris and Wes nail a few fists and then Wes gets the advantage and then tries to whip Chris to the ropes, but Chris reverses it and then Chris goes back body drop. But Wes kicks Chris in the face, Chris pops up and then Wes hits a kick to the gut and then Wes bounces off the ropes and then nails a swing neck breaker. Wes waits for Chris who stumbles up and then Wes kicks Chris in the gut and then sits up and then nails a jumping piledriver. Wes goes into the cover and gets the 1………………….2……………kick out by Chris, Wes gets up and then hits a few hard stomps on the downed Chris and then Wes picks him up and then tries to whip him to the ropes, but Chris reverses it and then Wes bounces off the ropes and then Chris catches Wes in an attempt for the full nelson slam and then Chris takes too long and then Wes hits a elbow into the face and then Wes reverses it and then hits the full nelson slam on Chris. Wes then pulls Chris to the turnbuckle obviously wanting to prove a point. Wes then chokes Chris with his boot and then climbs to the opposite side turnbuckle and then leaps off for the coast to coast. But at the last second Chris moves out of the way and then Chris quickly jackknifes pins and then Chris grabs the ropes and then as Wes struggles but is able to get the 1……………2………….3. Wes gets up and then can’t believe he is eliminated, Chris gets up and celebrates, Wes then attacks him from behind and then stomps on the downed Chris and then picks up Chris and then nails the full nelson slam. Then walks out of the elimination chamber disappointed, but doesn’t see someone running down the isle as he comes out of the cage. Kaedon is back and then takes down Wes with a double leg take down and then hits a few fists. Then Kaedon grabs Wes and then throws him against the cage wall and then ] JR-What’s Kaedon doing back? King-I don’t know, but whatever he’s doing he’s going nuts. [Wes is bloody up now, Kaedon waits for him to get up. But then Wes then hits a fist, Kaedon fires back as a bunch of refs come in between the two wrestlers are pull them apart yelling at them. Inside the cage Chris is stumbling up seemly out of it from the attack by Wes, Hanley slips into the ring and then picks him up and then drops him in his finisher. Hanley goes into the cover and gets the 1………………..2…………….3!] JR-Hanley has done it King-No Wes has done it smashes JR with a pig head (SOTF goes off the air with the world title drapped over Hanley)

EMF: Survival of the Fitest

Micheal Cole - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Chyna!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Chyna comes to the ring. ]

Micheal Cole - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from fucked if I know, Rita Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers ******)

["Jobba Child" blasts on the PA system as Rita Van Toad walks to the stage. Rita looks to the crowd, but forgets where she's walking and then falls off the side of the stable unconcious. The ring workers drag her into the ring as she slowly regains conciousness Chyna places Rita Van Toad on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Rita Van Toad tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Rita Van Toad gets hit with a dragon scerw from Chyna. Chyna is up again. Rita Van Toad stands up. Rita Van Toad bites Chyna's arm out of desparation. Chyna hits a jumping elbow hrust on Rita Van Toad. Rita Van Toad is back on his feet. Rita Van Toad slaps Chyna. Rita Van Toad bites Chyna's arm out of desparation. Rita Van Toad slaps Chyna. Rita Van Toad slaps Chyna. Rita Van Toad bites Chyna's arm out of desparation. Rita Van Toad slaps Chyna. Rita Van Toad bites Chyna's arm out of desparation. Chyna trys for a over the shoulder stomachbreaker but Rita Van Toad avoids it. Rita Van Toad trys for a back suplex but is not strong enough to lift Chyna.Rita Van Toad and Chyna go to the floor ]

The King - Chyna will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.

[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]

Micheal Cole - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Chyna takes Rita Van Toad down with an Arabian Facebuster. Now Chyna standing. They head back into the ring. Chyna pulls Rita Van Toad's hair. Chyna rakes his fingers across Rita Van Toad's back. Rita Van Toad gets elbowed to his midsection by Rita Van Toad. Chyna places Rita Van Toad over by the turnbuckle. Chyna jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker. Chyna chants start. ]

The King - That flying sommersault neckbreaker was very good.

[Rita Van Toad climbs to his feet. Chyna executes a neck-breaker on Rita Van Toad. Chyna chants start. Rita Van Toad moves back to his feet. Chyna nails Rita Van Toad with an inverted DDT. Chyna stomps Rita Van Toad. Chyna chants start. Chyna jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Rita Van Toad. Chyna is up again. Now Rita Van Toad standing. Chyna uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Rita Van Toad down. Chyna rolls him up with a backflip cradle. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

Micheal Cole - The winner of this match, Chyna!!!

JR - This match is a Barbed Wire Tack Pit Matched . On his way to The Ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sabu!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Sabu comes to The Ring. ]
JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Brick Lesnar!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Brick Lesnar walks to The Ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Sabu executes a pumphandle suplex on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar places Sabu on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Sabu punches Brick Lesnar in the head. Sabu takes Brick Lesnar down with a knee. ]

JR - Sabu executes a knee.

[Brick Lesnar stands up. Sabu is t-bone suplexed by Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar gets up. Brick Lesnar executes a corkscrew legdrop on Sabu. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Sabu gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Brick Lesnar. Sabu gets elbowed to his midsection by Sabu. Brick Lesnar knifehand chops Sabu. Sabu gives Brick Lesnar the cobra clutch suplex onto the Mat. Sabu gets up. Sabu Drags Brick Lesnar to the Barbed Wire! ]

The King - ASHLEE!! *vomits*

[Sabu chokes Brick Lesnar with his boot. Brick Lesnar is back on his feet. Sabu bulldog's Brick Lesnar thru a table! Sabu knees Brick Lesnar and rolls back to his feet. Sabu kicks Brick Lesnar on the Barbed Wire. Sabu fist drops Brick Lesnar on the Barbed Wire. Sabu dropkicks Brick Lesnar to the face. Sabu chants start. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Sabu takes Brick Lesnar to the floor Sabu hits a flying karate chop right to Brick Lesnar's neck. Sabu gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar grabs Sabu's head and hites him in the face. Sabu superkicks Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar stands up. Sabu gouges Brick Lesnar's eyes out. Sabu rakes the face of Brick Lesnar in attempt to make a come back. Brick Lesnar get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Sabu. Brick Lesnar gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Sabu. Sabu climbs to his feet. Sabu puts Brick Lesnar in an arm grapevine submission. Brick Lesnar gets back to his feet. Brick Lesnar gets tiger suplexed by Sabu. Brick Lesnar gets up. Mexican hiptoss executed by Brick Lesnar. throwes Sabu into the ring! Brick Lesnar knee drops Sabu. Brick Lesnar moves back to his feet. Brick Lesnar hits the handspring moonsault on Sabu. Brick Lesnar and Sabu move from the Ring to Next to the Pit ]

JR - This is quality sports entertainment!

[Sabu get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Brick Lesnar. Sabu moves back to his feet. Sabu reverse DDT's Brick Lesnar's head into the mat. Sabu and Brick Lesnar head to the floor. Sabu swings a stop sign and hits Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. Sabu knee drops Brick Lesnar. Sabu swings a stop sign and hits Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. Sabu climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Brick Lesnar. They head into the crowd. Sabu swings a briefcase and hits Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. Sabu jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Brick Lesnar tackles Sabu. ]

JR - Brick Lesnar executes a football tackle.

[Brick Lesnar goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Sabu. ]

The King - Brick Lesnar with a flying sitdown splash.

[Now Brick Lesnar standing. Sabu gets hit with the shooting star press from Brick Lesnar. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Sabu kicks out. ]

JR - Not even close!

[Sabu is back on his feet. Brick Lesnar gets elbowed to his midsection by Brick Lesnar. Sabu bites Brick Lesnar's arm out of desparation. Sabu hits Brick Lesnar with an earringer. ]

The King - Brick Lesnar takes a earringer.

[Sabu executes the brain buster on Brick Lesnar. Sabu gets back to his feet. Brick Lesnar gets hit with the shooting star press from Sabu. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Brick Lesnar escapes. ]

JR - We almost had a winner.

[Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. Sabu locks Brick Lesnar in the grapevine submission. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Sabu breaks the hold. Sabu swings a trashcan and hits Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar is bleeding as a result. Sabu German suplexes Brick Lesnar thru a table! Sabu is up again. Now Brick Lesnar standing. Brick Lesnar delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Sabu hard to the floor. Brick Lesnar swings a steel chair and hits Sabu. Sabu is bleeding as a result. Sabu gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Brick Lesnar. Sabu is back on his feet. Sabu comes from behind and bulldogs Brick Lesnar. Sabu gets back to his feet. Brick Lesnar stands up. Sabu with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar gets hit with the shooting star press from Sabu. The ref starts the count. ...1 Brick Lesnar escapes. ]

JR - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Brick Lesnar.

[Sabu hits Brick Lesnar with a double underhook piledrive right into the floor. Sabu chokes Brick Lesnar with a microphone cable. ]

The King - the crowd is covered with blood from these fighters.

[Sabu moves back to his feet. Sabu executes a jawbreakeron Brick Lesnar. Sabu is up again. Brick Lesnar stands up. Brick Lesnar hits Sabu with a Baba chop. Sabu gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Brick Lesnar comes over and smashes Sabu's head into it. Brick Lesnar low blows Sabu. Sabu stands up. Brick Lesnar gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Sabu. ]

The King - Brick Lesnar with a jumping neck snap.

[Sabu lifts up Brick Lesnar and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Brick Lesnar moves back to his feet. Brick Lesnar goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Sabu. Brick Lesnar stands up. Brick Lesnar fist drops Sabu on the Concrete. Brick Lesnar stands up. Sabu gets knocked on the ground and Brick Lesnar flips onto him. Brick Lesnar gets back to his feet. Now Sabu standing. Sabu hits Brick Lesnar with the Asai moonsault bodyblock. Sabu chants start. Sabu climbs to his feet. Brick Lesnar climbs to his feet. ]

The King - RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR *does the Brock dance*

[Sabu chokeclams Brick Lesnar thru a table! Sabu executes a corkscrew legdrop on Brick Lesnar. Sabu gets up. Sabu applies an arm wrench to Brick Lesnar. Brick Lesnar gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Sabu. Sabu Throwes Brick Lesnar into the pit and Brick Lesnar cut open every where!!!

JR - The winner of this match, Sabu!!!

We go into a video of Whiplash/Dark Horizon and the wrestlers in the elimination chamber. We go into the arena and then the pyro goes off and then the lights turn on and fans cheer.

JR-Welcome everyone to Survival of the Fittest, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler

King-wow…the old entrance, almost brings a tear to my eyes..oh wait it doesn’t, man I hate you JR!

Micheal Cole - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Prophecy !!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Prophecy comes to the ring. ]

Micheal Cole - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, "Stonecold" Steve Austin!!! (crowd cheers ****)

["Stonecold" Steve Austin walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Prophecy drops "Stonecold" Steve Austin with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. "Stonecold" Steve Austin checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Prophecy hits "Stonecold" Steve Austin with a Baba chop. "Stonecold" Steve Austin applies the clawhold on Prophecy . Prophecy jumps from the top and nails "Stonecold" Steve Austin with a flying axhandle smash. "Stonecold" Steve Austin gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Prophecy . Prophecy is back on his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin moves back to his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Prophecy puts "Stonecold" Steve Austin in an arm grapevine submission. Now "Stonecold" Steve Austin standing. Prophecy pins "Stonecold" Steve Austin against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. "Stonecold" Steve Austin gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Prophecy comes over and smashes "Stonecold" Steve Austin's head into it. "Stonecold" Steve Austin get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Prophecy . Prophecy stomps "Stonecold" Steve Austin's head. ]

Micheal Cole - stomp!

[Now "Stonecold" Steve Austin standing. "Stonecold" Steve Austin flips Prophecy to the mat. "Stonecold" Steve Austin locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Prophecy is fighting the hold. Prophecy escapes. "Stonecold" Steve Austin stomps Prophecy 's head. Now Prophecy standing. Prophecy short-arm clotheslines "Stonecold" Steve Austin to the mat. "Stonecold" Steve Austin bites Prophecy 's arm out of desparation. Prophecy hits "Stonecold" Steve Austin with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]

The King - Prophecy with a headbutt.

[Prophecy rakes his fingers across "Stonecold" Steve Austin's back. Prophecy with an illegal chokehold on "Stonecold" Steve Austin. "Stonecold" Steve Austin moves back to his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin gets hit with a dragon scerw from Prophecy . Prophecy moves back to his feet. Prophecy grabs "Stonecold" Steve Austin's head and hites him in the face. Mexican hiptoss executed by "Stonecold" Steve Austin. "Stonecold" Steve Austin applies a nerve hold on Prophecy . Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... "Stonecold" Steve Austin tightens the hold. Prophecy escapes. "Stonecold" Steve Austin and Prophecy go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]

The King - ASHLEE!! *vomits*

[(..2) Prophecy gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "Stonecold" Steve Austin. "Stonecold" Steve Austin is back on his feet. Prophecy is back on his feet. (...3) Prophecy punches "Stonecold" Steve Austin in the gut. (....4) Flying Tomahawk by Prophecy sends "Stonecold" Steve Austin down to the floor. "Stonecold" Steve Austin climbs to his feet. Prophecy hits "Stonecold" Steve Austin with an atomic drop. ]

Micheal Cole - If Prophecy keeps using moves like that atomic drop he could win the match!

[(.....5) ]

The King - Prophecy can't win the match out there.

[Prophecy throws a chair at "Stonecold" Steve Austin. (......6) They fight into the aisle. Prophecy and "Stonecold" Steve Austin move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Prophecy goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on "Stonecold" Steve Austin. Prophecy gets back to his feet. Prophecy hits "Stonecold" Steve Austin with an elbowdrop. ]

Micheal Cole - elbowdrop!

[Prophecy moves back to his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin stands up. Prophecy gets hit with a back heel kick. Prophecy double underhook faceslams "Stonecold" Steve Austin hard to the "Stonecold" Steve Austin. "Stonecold" Steve Austin stands up. Flying side kick by Prophecy takes "Stonecold" Steve Austin off his feet. Prophecy moves back to his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin is hit with a backward kick. Prophecy measures "Stonecold" Steve Austin up and drops a closed fist. "Stonecold" Steve Austin is back on his feet. Prophecy get whipped into the corner and "Stonecold" Steve Austin follows himin with an avalanche. "Stonecold" Steve Austin hiptosses Prophecy . Prophecy is back on his feet. "Stonecold" Steve Austin locks Prophecy in a full nelson and slams him to the mat. "Stonecold" Steve Austin goes off the top nailing Prophecy with a flying elbow drop to the gut. "Stonecold" Steve Austin climbs to his feet. Prophecy gets knocked on the ground and "Stonecold" Steve Austin flips onto him. "Stonecold" Steve Austin with the Flying Elbowdrop on Prophecy ! Prophecy gets hit with the shooting star press from "Stonecold" Steve Austin. But he messes it up and lands weird kind on his shouldder. Prophecy goes into the cover The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Micheal Cole - Prophecy has won the match!

Micheal Cole - The winner of this match, Prophecy!!!

*Cena's theme blasts over the PA as the "Dr. of Thuganomics" makes his ay to the ring. Cena glad hands a couple of fans on the way to the ring and admires a few of the signs. Cena gets in the ring grabs a mic and begins talking.... Cena: Yo...yo....yo.......yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *before he can get the next word out, Scott Hall's theme blasts over the PA. With his usual arrogant and cock swagger, Scott Hall makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. Scott Hall gets right up in Cena's face and the 2 get into a stare down. Hall takes the toothpick out of his mouth and goes to throw it at Cena, but Cena slaps him across the face, sending him staggering back a bit. Cena flashes him the "You can't see me" and the ref rings the bell.*

“Running with the devil” blasts on the PA system as Hawkeye Hefner and Taz walks on the stage, Hall looks up and looks pissed at the presents of his enemies. But then puts it out of his head

JR: BAHHHHHHHHH GAWD this is going to be a slobber knocker of magnanimous proportions. These 2 men are just going to tear each other apart.

Lawler: Not with a week's buildup they won't....

*Cena and Hall lock up and no one gains an advantage. Hall swings with a left but Cena ducks and begins throwing rights rocking Hall. Cena sends Hall into the ropes and hits a back drop. He goes for a quick cover but gets only a 2 count. The both get to their feet and Cena grabs a top wristlock and wrenches back. Hall tries to reverse it to no avail but hits a back elbow that makes Cena relinquish the hold. Hall begins throwing his patented haymaker punches. Hall scoops him up and slams him. Hall drops the elbow and goes for the cover 1...........2................kickout. Hall hits a few stomps on the downed Cena and then Cena stumbles up and then Hall whips Cena to the ropes and then Cena bounces off the ropes. Hall lowers his head and then Cena counters with a swing neck breaker. Hall bounces up dazed and then Hall picks up Cena and sends him into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Then Cena hits a few stomps on the downed Hall and then once Hall gets up and then Cena hits a few hard stomps on the downed Hall and then Cena whips Hall off the ropes, Hall bounces off the ropes and then Cena goes for a running forearm. But then Hall ducks it and Cena bou nces off the ropes and then once he bounces off Hall then grabs Cena by the throat and then nails the chokeslam. Hall goes into the cover and gets a 1……….2……….kick out, Hall then taunts Cena and then slowly Cena gets up, but he then caughts him off of surprised and then Cena hits an inverted atomic drop, Cena then kicks Cena does for the cover 1...........2..................kickout. Cena lets Hall stagger up and bounces off the rope to hit a cross body block. Hall catches him and hits the fall away slam. Hall dusts his hands off as if to say its over*

JR: WHAT A MOVE BY HALL. THAT WAS A HELLACIOUS MOVE!

King: *shakes his head*

*Hall goes for the cover 1......................2.....................................2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 kickout. Hall gets up and yells at the ref to count faster. Scott Hall sets up Cena for the Outsider Edge and signals for the end. Cena reverses it though into a backdrop. Hall gets back to his feet and Cena nails him with a clothesline. Hall gets back up and Cena puts him down with a 2nd one. Hall gets up a 3rd time and gets put down with a 3rd clothesline. Cena taunts him telling him to get up. Cena gets him up and goes for the F-U but Hall throws an elbow that drops Cena to the ground*

JR: B.....

King: Shut up JR don't even say it....

*Hall picks up Cena and nails a running powerslam. Hall gets back up and starts kicking at Cena and taunting him. He begins playing to the crowd who in turn boo him. Hall hops out of the ring to get a chair. When he gets back in the ring, the ref grabs the chair and tosses it back out of the ring. Hall grabs Cena's chain, curls it around his fist and swings but Cena ducks and kicks Hall right between the legs. The crowd errupts.

King: Oh come on now that was a low blow

JR: Turn about is fare play King.

King: Bahh Gawd youre right....

*Cena bounces off the ropes and signals for the 5 knuckle shuffle. He goes for the cover 1..................2.................kickout. Cena plays to the crowd and waits for Hall to get up. Cena lunges at Hall as soon as he gets up but Hall ducks and Cena goes crashing into the ref, knocking him out cold. Cena can’t believe what happened, suddenly Hall hits a low blow and then kicks Cena in the gut and then lifts him up and then drives him into the mat with the Outsiders Edge. Hall goes into the cover and then gets the 1…………………..2………………..3.]

(Hall gets up and then yells a few things at Taz and Hawkeye, Hawkeye and Taz ignore him and seems Taz is giving him some advice. Then they walk off in the isle way

JR-Guess they wanted to scout Hall…

“if you smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring

JR- A few weeks ago, the Rock gave Twilight more he can handle and more, but Twilight was able to walk out the winner

King-That’s new?

“Twilight’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Twilight walks to the ring with the extreme championship around his waist

JR-Twilight is most likely the longest reigning extreme champion, quite possibility the longest running champion period with competition

King-Yeah…had to add that in didn’t you JR

JR-Well no offense to Ashlee, I know it’s not her fault. But just shouldn’t be shown in the same light as a champion that has been fighting for a full year

[Twilight tries to hit Rock with a few fists to start out the match, but it’s countered with a block by the Rock and then follows up with a few hard fists by the Rock and then Rock whips Twilight to the ropes and then Twilight bounces off the ropes and then leaps in the air and then goes for a cross body block. But Rock ducks it and then Rock ducks it and Twilight goes crashing, Twilight stumbles up and then gets a running forearm by Rock. Twilight stumbles in the corner and then Rock hits a few hard fists and then spits on his fist and then nails Twilight that sends him flying out of the ring. Twilight crashes to the outside and then the Rock comes at Twilight and then takes Twilight and then whips him hard into the steps and then Twilight sits down on the ground in a lot of pain as his back is what that hit the steps. Rock pulls up Twilight and then smashes his face into the steps and then Twilight goes on all fours and then tries to crawl away from Rock, Rock is able to hit a few stomps though Twilight is able to get some separation from him and the Rock after going to the ramp. Twilight gets to his feet and then goes for a fist, but then the Rock blocks it and then counters with a few fists and then Rock sets up Twilight after he stumbles back a few times and then sets him up, Twilight tries to get out of the set up suplex. But then the Rock counters this by hitting a few hard knee’s into the gut and then hits a snap suplex on Twilight. Twilight then holds on to his back in a lot of pain and then Twilight stumbles up at the top of the ramp way and then the Rock takes Twilight and then smashes his face into the steal pillers that hold up the EMF tron and then Twilight stumbles out of sight of the camera. Then after a few seconds the camera reach to the back and then Twilight is stumbling out of the tunnel leading to the entrance and then Rock is running up to him and then nails a running forearm to the back of the head, Twilight goes down to the floor. Rock then takes Twilight and tries to smash his face into the wall, but then Twilight counters with a foot to the wall and then Twilight hits a elbow into the gut and then smashes the Rock into the wall and then Twilight then hits a few fists on the Rock who just stays by the wall. Twilight then grabs a chair and throws it down on the floor. Twilight then runs at the Rock, jumps and nails a monkey flip that sends the Rock flying on the steel chair laying on the floor back first.]

JR-What a move by Twilight!

King-You are surprised by Twilight now..?

[Twilight has to take a few moments to recover and then Twilight gets up. The Rock stumbles up and then Rock tries to throw a wild punch. But it’s blocked by Twilight and then Twilight hits a few hard fists on the Rock and then whips the Rock and then the Rock bounces off the wall and then stumbles back into Twilight and then Twilight hits an inverted atomic drop and then Rock stumbles down the hall and then Twilight follows him down and then Twilight grabs a chair and then Rock turns around and then gets smashed with the chair and then Twilight pushes Rock on a table after clearing it off and then climbs to a stack of crates and then leaps off them with a leg drop and then nails a leg drop through the table on the Rock. Twilight rolls off hurt a little bit and then climbs back into the cover and gets the 1……………..2………….kick out. Twilight gets up and then hits a few hard stomps to the downed Rock and then Twilight goes off and then grabs a camera cord and then brings it back and wraps it around the Rock’s throat and chokes the Rock with it. The Rock looks like he’s fading and then the Rock in one last effort slowly gets to his feet and then runs a bit and ducks and flips Twilight to the ground and then Rock gets up and then Twilight stumbles up right into the waiting arms of the Rock who sets Twilight up for the Rock bottom on the floor. But then Twilight hits a few hard elbows into the side of the head making him release the hold and then. Rock stumbles away, and then stumbles into Twilight who then hits the Rock with his own Rock bottom on the cement floor. Twilight then takes a little bit of time to recover going into the cover and then gets a 1…………2………..kick out by the Rock. Twilight gets up and then drops a leg drop on the Rock]

JR-The Rock kicked out!

King-Well…wrestlers have a thing against being beat by their own moves.

[Rock stumbles up right into a DDT by Twilight, Twilight then looks up to stair case that is near where Rock is laying and then Twilight goes into the stair case then steps over the railing and then and calls for Darkness falls, but suddenly someone runs out of no where and smashes Twilight in the back with chair and Twilight goes flying and the person is revealed to be Punisher. Twilight is on the floor, Punisher goes to the bottom the steps and then pulls up Twilight and then picks him up on his shoulders and nails the capital Punishment and pulls the Rock on the cover and gets the 1…………..2………….3]

JR-Oh my god…Punisher just cost Twilight the match

King-WHAT!

Punisher looks at the downed Twilight and says

Punisher-You think you were getting off that easy, I told you I would be the man to make you lose your title! OOC-Twilight man, I wanted to talk this over with you. But I couldn’t get in contact. I would have loved to have a Pun vs. Twilight, but the fact it was so even matched I think it’s better off it ends like this. Because you are going to be gone for now, while that’s fine…understand we have to move on. Hopefully no hard feelings, you been a great superstar and I hope to see you back one time.

*We go back to the arena, the Highlight Reel is set up in the ring as Chris Jericho's music hits. Jericho makes his way to the ring.

Jericho: "Welcome to my Highlight Reel!! It's a big night in the EMF, as the title I vacated will finally be won by somebody in that very Elimination Chamber hanging above my head. *Jericho points to the chamber as spotlights light it up for the crowd to see.* "But that's not the only important thing to happen here recently, oh no. It seems that years of torture, brutality, and wear have taken away one of the EMF's veteran stars. I'm talking about a man that you people here in the city of Brotherly Love know quite well. He first made a name for himself in this city just down the road a bit. I'm speaking of none other than the self-titled 'Human Suplex Machine', Taz!"

*'War Machine' hits as Taz makes his way to the ring. He sits next to Jericho on the Highlight Reel set*

Jericho: "Welcome, my old friend. Please sit, we have much to get to."

Taz: "Thanks for having me out here."

Jericho: "First things first, I'm sure these fanatics here in Philly who won't let the past die want to know exactly how you are doing. I mean, we all saw and heard you last week telling the world that you will never wrestle again."

Taz:" Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. But physically, I feel ok. It's the dealing with the end part I'm having a bit of trouble with. I knew it was coming, to be honest. I just thought it was farther down the line. That's why it bothers me so much. Not only that, but also the way it happened. For a greasy slimeball like Scott Hall to be the guy who put me out..well to be honest, the thought disgusts me like nothing else. I'm still having trouble sleeping just thinking that that no-good staggering jackass ended my career."

Jericho: "Yeah, I can see how a guy like Hall could give any man nightmares. Have you seen the oil in this guys hair? Looks like an Exxon ship crashed there. But seriously, if I'm not wrong, you said last that you would get your revenge on Hall, one way or the other."

Taz: "That's right, Chris. And I will, mark my words. I've never been a guy to mix words, and as God as my witness, I will not let Scott Hall go unpunished for what he did to me at Dark Horizon. I refuse to go down as the guy who got put out of the business by Scott fuckin Hall. That will not be my legacy."

Chris: "And what happened last week is? I mean, come on. Are you trying to tell us that you sent that toothpick out to get Hall?"

Taz: "You're damn right I did. Last Shockwave was the first piece of the puzzle falling into place. And when it's all said and done, my legacy will be what is should, and my honor will be restored. I will leave this business on my terms, not Scott Hall's. That's why I brought him back with me. Together, we will get our hands on the one prize that eluded me in my career, and that's the EMF World Heavyweight Championship. Now you're right when you say that he's not the biggest guy in the company, but neither was I, and look what I accomplished in my short time here. And I guarantee you that this kid will be a bigger star than I ever was. Mark my words, Chris, nobody will ever forget this kid once you've seen him. Somehow, I have a feeling that Scott Hall wants another look at the guy who laid him out two weeks ago. And I can tell by the look on your face that you're dying to see what gem I've uncovered." *Taz stands up.* "So, people of Philadelphia, allow me to introduce to you the next breakthrough star of our time, Hawkeye Hefner!!!!"

*Van Halens 'Running With The Devil' hits as a figure makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He shakes Taz's hand, then extends his to Jericho. Jericho doesn't return the favor, however. He walks around the young man, looking him over, sort of sizing him up.*

Jericho: "So this is your gem, Taz? This is the man you intend to carve your legacy with? Tell me something, Taz, what bingo hall did you find this assclown in?" Taz begins to speak, but Jericho holds his hand up, silencing him.

Jericho: "No, don't answer that. Before you get your panites in a wad, junior, let me tell you what I see here before me." *Jericho looks Hawkeye over again.* "So, this is the man who will carve the legacy of Taz. You wanna know what I see here, Taz? I've got two words for ya......CURTAIN JERKER! Take it from me, kid. You're nothing special. I've seen 3,000 just like you in my time. They get somebody to tell them that they're gonna be a star, then they wind up injured, crippled, broken down, broke, and on the streets driving a cab somewhere, or worse, trying out for the NFL. So take it from a guy who's been around the block more times than Pamela Poolshock, you should get out of this while you still have your wits. You're young, you're in shape, you've got your whole life in front of you. Why don't you go back to your little wooded village with Froto and the rest of the Hobbits before you get seriously hurt?"

*Taz stands up to protest, but Hawkeye grabs the mic from Taz's hand.*

Hawkeye: "If you think for one minute that you inti----"

Voice: "Hey, yo!"

*Taz, Hawkeye, and Jericho turn around and look at the video screen and see Scott Hall's face.

Scott Hall-Hey, what is this…a meeting of a cripples or something?

Chris Jericho-That’s really funny Snott, I’d watch my mouth or you may have more of a problem then just rookie, like a guy who has the reputation of killing bigger, and better careers than yours Snott!

Scott Hall-Hey I ain’t scared of you Jericho, but you are right maybe after I get other business completed. Taz, you know I been sitting back here and there is only one question I asked “just where did it all break down”. I thought about it…and thought about it, then the answered hit me. Taz, I don’t think it’s any coincidence that you all of a sudden have a messed up neck. You see the truth is that you knew you had no chance against me. Man Taz…I thought you at least had guts, but I guess I was wrong. Though now the only question I got, is how much money you paid him? Oh well it doesn’t matter, if you are going to hide behind an injury, I give you credit for one thing…at least you got me a replacement to destroy. That tooth pick you got there Taz…well he better be careful too, because if he’s who you got to try to get revenge for your “injury”, then he is going to learn that you don’t mess with Scott Hall and I’m going to break him just like the tooth pick he is chico.

(Amy motions to Jericho to bring the microphone)

Amy Dumas-Well if you are so willing, then why don’t you come down here right now. I don’t think you realize that I’m the Vice President of this company, I can book just about any match any time I want to.

Scott Hall-You know as much as I would like to come down there and make…what’s his name a member of the EMF’s cripple club….I’m going to pass. *crowd boo’s * Not here, if we fight, then were going to do it on my terms, besides I wouldn’t want help from some one legged freak.

(Amy looks a bit upset, Jericho’s shaking with anger)

Scott Hall-Kid, rest assured…if your trainer ain’t got the guts to fight his own battles. Then I’m going to make an example out of you, you want a war….then you are gonna get one!

*Hall flicks his tooth pick at the camera filming him and the EMF tron and it goes blank, inside the ring Taz and Hawkeye look pissed. While Jericho is talking to Amy about something as the picture fades into the backstage area where the Coach is standing by with Jarred *

The Coach-Jarred in a few moments the hell in a cell will be lowered, how does it feel that your career will be completely over in a few moments

(Jarred’s about to say something when the scene cuts out to a scene that says “RNN, Special Report”, suddenly the scene turns to a live shot of Randy Orton who has his usual cocky grin)

Randy Orton-Hi, Randy Orton here and we break away from that totally unimportant announcement for a worth while one, hey you should be thanking me, I just saved you from just another Jarred promo. Because we all know they are all the same. But I’m not here to talk about that legendary wannabe Jarred Carthallion, no I’m here to talk about the return of the man with almost as much greatness as myself. You see in the Extreme Measures Federation today their has been a plague of boringness running through the EMF, it’s time that someone stands up and makes the EMF once again entertaining. The EMF needs a hero….well that man is coming to the EMF, that man is Eric Bischoff!

*Suddenly the picture fades into a very familiar tribute video, it’s Jarred’s “Hero” video that he gave to himself a few years ago. But something is different, Eric Bischoff’s head is on Jarred’s body. The head changes with different emotions, even some clips of Bischoff thrown into the tribute video *

Randy Orton-That’s right, the man that everyone wants to see Eric Bischoff is making his return soon and will be out for blood, so be prepared….because this time it’s personal! We now return you to your regularly boring program.

*We go back into the arena where the camera looks over the arena

JR-Just what is Randy Orton up to?

King-He is bracing ourselves for the return of Eric Bischoff….*King looks around nervously * AAAHHHHH there he is, Eric Bischoff!!

JR-You don’t believe that King, neither do I

King-Man wait until Bisch comes for real, he’ll make you pay…hhhhmmm that’s a good idea.

“Capital Punishment” blasts on the PA system as Punisher walks to the ring

JR-You know King I just thought of something, how are we going to have a hell in a cell match when we already have the Elimination Chamber over the ring?

King-Oh no problem, check this out *takes out a garage opener and clicks it towards the Elimination Chamber and it turns into a hell in a cell *

“Jarred’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Jarred walks to the ring

JR-That was weird..

King-Well not as weird as Jarred claiming he had the greatest match ever with anyone…I mean sure I remember the match, how could you not with Jarred mentioning it every promo he’s done after it. But I don’t remember it being the best ever.

JR-Well one thing can be said about Jarred, he has no self confidence issues, it’s pretty safe to say he’s a cocky son of bitch.

King-It’s make want to cheer for the King of the bingo hall…if I didn’t know he ran a wrestling federation in a BINGO HALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[Punisher and Jarred look at each other hatefully and then the cell goes to the ground and then both wrestlers met in the middle of the ring and then Jarred puts on a side headlock and then Punisher looks for a way out of the hold and then backs to the ropes and then whips Jarred off the head lock and then Jarred bounces off then ropes and then comes running into Punisher. Punisher stumbles back a little bit, but yells at Jarred to show it didn’t effects him that much and then Jarred then charges to the ropes and then bounces off the ropes and then Punisher goes for a clothesline, but Jarred ducks it and then continues to the other side and the other side and then leaps up and nails a flying clothesline that takes down Punisher and then Punisher stumbles up and then Jarred hits a running forearm that knocks Punisher down and then Jarred waits for Punisher to get up, Punisher stumbles up and then Jarred picks up Punisher and then hits a body slam. Jarred then backs to the ropes and drops the high knee drop on Punishers face, Jarred gets up and hits a few stomps, but doesn’t keep Punisher down for long. So Jarred hits a few hard fists and then Punisher stumbles up and then Punisher gets nailed with a few hard fists and then Punisher gets whipped off the ropes by Jarred. Punisher hits the ropes, but then grabs on to the ropes. Jarred then pissed that this happened runs at Punisher and then tries to clothesline him to the floor. But Punisher than counters with a back body drop and then Jarred goes flying over the top rope and on to the arena floor. Punisher has to take a few moments to recover and then Punisher then gets up on the top rope as Jarred is recovering and then Punisher leaps off with a double axe handle and then Jarred is able to counter it with a fist to the gut as Punisher is flying through the air. Jarred then takes Punisher and starts to grate his face into the cage and then releases him and then Jarred lets him go and then Jarred takes Punisher and then throws him into the side of the cage and then Punisher bounces off and then Punisher gets up with help of the side of the hell in a cell. Then Punisher recovers as Jarred waits for Punisher to get up, once he does Jarred charges at Punisher, but Punisher is able to counter the move with a hot shot right into the cage walls by Punisher. Jarred bounces off and then Punisher goes to one knee and recovers a little bit. Then Jarred stumbles up and then Punisher charges at Jarred and then nails a clothesline that knocks down Jarred. Punisher then hits a few stomps picks up Jarred and then hits a body slam and then Punisher climbs to the apron and then leaps off the apron and hits a splash from the apron to the floor. Both wrestlers are now down, though Punisher is able to get up without much trouble after a few moments and then pulls up Jarred and then rolls him into the ring]

JR-Punisher has taken control of this match

King- Well Jarred can never stay in control of anything, look at all his stables over the years…

[Punisher then climbs to the apron and then Jarred stumbles up and to the ropes where Punisher is standing. Punisher then hits a shoulder into the gut and then Punisher slides under the ropes and under Jarred then Punisher goes to the back of Jarred and then tries to hit a germen suplex. Jarred blocks it and then Jarred hits a few hard back elbows into Punishers face to get him to release the attempted germen suplex and then Punisher stumbles back and then Jarred then recovers a little bit and then charges at Punisher at full steam and then Punisher then counters the move into fall through hip toss and then Jarred gets up holding his back and then Punisher picks up Jarred and then nails a back breaker and then Punisher backs to the ropes and nails a high leg drop. Punisher then looks around and then goes to the outside and then grabs a steal chair. Punisher then raises the chair to smash Jarred, but Jarred counters with a low blow. Jarred then takes this time to recover and then Jarred sees Punisher in the corner and then goes over and then hits a few hard fists and then follows up with a few hard shoulder blocks and then backs off and then grabs the chair and then sets it up and then Jarred backs up in the opposite side of the ring and then runs and then jumps on the chair and then leaps from the chair to towards the corner that Punisher is in. Punisher moves out of the way and then Jarred goes crashing, Jarred stumbles backward out of the corner. Punisher then goes into the corner and then climbs to the second rope and then leaps off into a flipping neck breaker that sends Jarred back first into the steal chair that he set up. Jarred is in extreme pain, Punisher then laughs and then hits a few hard stomps on the downed Jarred and then Punisher goes to the outside and then grabs a table and then grabs a trash can under the ring, then a steel chair and then throws it back into the ring and then waits for Jarred to get up, but seems all he can manage for now is to stand on his knee’s and then Punisher puts the trash can over Jarred. Jarred gets up stumbles around, Punisher then takes the chair and then smashes the can with Jarred in it. Jarred falls over after a few times, Punisher then hits a few more shots while he’s down.]

JR-His ears must be ringing

King-If he has them anymore….

[Punisher then hits a few stomps on the downed Jarred and then, then Pun calls for the Capital Punishment. Slowly Pun pulls up Jarred and then picks him up on his shoulder and then nails the capital punishment, Punisher goes into the cover and then gets the 1…………2…………kick out. Punisher can’t believe it, not knowing what to do next hits a few hard kicks into the downed Jarred and then Punisher rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring and then pulls out a ladder and then slides it into the ring and then grabs a chair and then slides it into the ring as well. Punisher comes into the ring and then goes over to Jarred who surprises Punisher with the soul reaver. Jarred slowly pulls himself up with the ropes and then sets up the ladder. Jarred then goes to the outside and then climbs to the top of the ladder and steps over and then leaps off and tries to go for the LEGENDARY END!!! But then Punisher moves out of the way and Jarred goes crashing, Jarred stumbles up as does Punisher. Jarred stumbles towards Punisher and then Punisher hits a DDT on the chair face first. Jarred bounces up and stumbles around the ring seemly stunned from the move and then the camera shows that Jarred is a bit busted open and then Punisher picks up Jarred and then hits another capital punishment on the chair. Punisher goes down to one knee and then rolls Jarred on his back and then gets up and stumbles to the ladder and then climbs up to where Jarred was and then leaps off the ladder and nails a big splash into a cover 1………………………….2…………………….3!]

JR-Punisher has won this match, but highly contested from both wrestlers

*In the backstage area, Amy is sitting in her wheel chair with a box looking like she’s waiting for something. Suddenly Jericho walks into the picture *

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Hey Amy is there is something wrong?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, I bought something to try to get my leg better…but it hasn’t worked yet

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Oh, let me see it.

(Amy hands Jericho the box, the camera zooms in and the box reads “Kurt Angles: broken leg be gone”. Jericho reads the box.)

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-I found the problem, there is fine print on this thing that for it to work you have to “win a gold medal with a broken freakin’ neck”!

(Amy looks a little down after hear that)

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Hey Amy cheer up, don’t let that jackass Snott Hall get to you, you’ll be better soon. So we don’t have to stay around here, How about we go and I’ll find something to cheer you up.

.::Amy Dumas::.-hhhhmmm…I’d like that.

.::”Y2J” Chris Jericho::.-Alright, let’s just go grab our things and go

(Jericho pushes Amy down the hall in her wheel chair. Though you can hear Amy say “this better not be as lame as making prank phone calls to Jarred”, Jericho says “no, I swear it will be better…well maybe one to Snott Hall if we got time”. Amy just laughs as the camera fades away into the arena.)

“Wes theme” blasts on the PA system as Wes walks to the ring

King-This is probably where I should crack on Wes’ name, but I think it’s getting boring…much like Wes. It must run in the family

JR-Well I knew a Wes insult was coming somewhere

King-More things change, the more they stay the same right JR?

JR-It would seem so..

“P5hng Me A*wy” blasts on the PA system as Josh Hanley walks down the isle and enters the elimination and goes to his chamber

JR-Hanley and Tomko were close to winning the tag team championship

King-Yeah, but they were put to sleep in the end by team badd names

“Kaedon’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Kaedon walks to the ring

JR-Kaedon is getting the opportunity of a life time, it’s been a hard road for Kaedon since leaving the TV division to go for higher titles. But his work has paid off tonight, will he capitalize on this chance

King- *King shrugs *

“Barbwire Chris theme” blasts on the PA system as Barbwire Chris walks to the ring

JR-Well certainly Barbwire Chris has the attitude to make it in this kind of environment, he’s know for his insane matches…the elimination chamber could feel like home to him.

King-Well, it’s not like there is any pig heads around to smash people with

JR-Don’t give him any idea’s King

“Just too Badd” blasts on the PA system as Badd Boy walks to the ring

JR-Well certainly a bad draw for the former world champion, but it’s possible he can survive this whole elimination chamber time

King-some badd luck, for the not so badd man

“Slow Chemical” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the elimination Chamber

King-Kane’s still kurning

JR-Whatever the hell that means

King-Yeah, I got no clue either.

JR-Well that’s ok King…I don’t think anyone really knows either

King-Well that’s resuring

[Kane and Badd Boy pace around the ring and then both wrestlers lock up and then Kane drives him into the turnbuckle and then Kane slowly breaks up and then hits a few hard knee’s into the gut and then Kane hits a fist that makes Badd Boy sink in the corner and then Kane takes Badd Boy and then brings him along the ropes and then Kane whips Badd Boy off the ropes. Badd Boy bounces off the ropes and then Kane goes for a clothesline and then Badd Boy ducks under the clothesline and then continues to the other side of the ring and then leaps in the air and then nails a flying forearm to Kane that knocks him down. Kane is able to get up fast though, Badd Boy meets him with a few hard fists on Kane as he gets to his feet and then whips Kane off the ropes and then Kane bounces off the ropes and then Badd Boy backs up and then hits a flying forearm and then Kane rocks back and then Badd Boy measures up Kane and then charges at Kane. But Kane counters with a back body drop and Badd Boy goes flying over the top rope and then goes crashing into the steal floor. Badd Boy holds his back in pain and then Kane steps over the top rope and then waits for Badd Boy to stumble up, once he does Kane grabs him by the throat and then throws him into the chain siding. Badd Boy bounces off and then Kane grabs Badd Boy and then puts him over his shoulder and then smashes him face first into the side of the elimination chamber a few times and then Kane hits a few stomps and then Badd Boy rolls away from the side. Kane then backs up to the ropes and then times his jump and then goes and leaps trying to hit a leg drop on Badd Boy on the steel floor and then Badd Boy moves out of the way just before Kane hits the move and Kane goes on the steel siding. About 30 seconds till the releasing of a new wrestler Badd Boy and Kane slowly get up and then Badd Boy hits a few hard fists and then follows it up with a drop kick that stumbles Kane back to the cage siding and then Badd Boy whips Kane to the ropes, Kane bounces off the ropes and then Badd Boy picks up and then kind holds him up as if he was going to do a flap jack, but then smashes Kane into the siding. The lights go off and then the lights move towards each chamber and then points to Josh Hanley. Hanley comes out of the chamber and then climbs to the top rope. Badd Boy is first to turn towards Hanley and then Hanley nails a drop kick. Badd Boy goes down to the mat and then Hanley gets up and then yells for Badd Boy to get up, once he does Hanley charges at him and takes Badd Boy down with a spear like move and then Hanley hits a few fists to the downed and doesn’t stop until Kane comes and then pulls Hanley off and then hits a few hard fists and then Hanley backs up and then Kane whips Hanley off the ropes, Hanley bounces off the ropes. Kane goes for a big boot, but Hanley slides on the mat and gets up by the ropes. Kane charges and then Hanley counters with a back body drop. Kane falls on the steel around the ring. Kane stumbles up and then Hanley hits a drop kick that sends Kane flying into the steal chain, Hanley goes to the outside as Kane stumbles back and then Hanley picks up Kane and then drops him on the steel with the widow maker. Hanley then pushes the limp Kane under the ropes and then goes into the cover and gets the 1…………..2………..3. As this is happening there are 5 seconds left in the time that the next superstar gets released and it’s Kaedon]

JR-Kane is gone, Kaedon is in

King-Interesting…suppose….who I’m kidding it’s boring, man I can’t wait until Eric Bischoff comes back

JR-……….

[Kaedon comes into the ring and then hits a few hard over hand fists to Badd Boy and then Kaedon whips Badd Boy off the ropes, Badd Boy bounces off the ropes and then Kaedon hits a back body drop on Badd Boy. Badd Boy gets up holding his back and then Badd Boy stumbles into the ropes and then Kaedon nails a clothesline on Badd Boy that makes Badd Boy fall to the steel on the outside. Kaedon then hits a few stomps on the downed Badd Boy and picks him up and then throws him against the cage. Badd Boy bounces off the cage and then Kaedon kicks Badd Boy in the gut and then hits a snap suplex on the steel and then Badd Boy is clearly in a lot of pain. Suddenly Hanley comes out of no where and then hits a summer sault flip over the top rope into a leg drop on Badd Boy! That draws a great reaction from the crowd. Kaedon then takes Hanley and then smashes him against the nearest chamber. Hanley bounces off, Kaedon then hits a kick to the gut and then tries to DDT him. But then Hanley blocks it and then changes it into a release germen suplex that sends Kaedon flying into an empty chamber and breaks the glass as fans chant “holy shit” as the lights go out and then the lights flash on the active chambers and then picks Barbwire Chris. Barbwire comes into the ring as Badd Boy stumbled up, Chris quickly hits a low blow and then Badd Boy stumbles around and then Chris hits a kick to the gut sets up Badd Boy and drops him for a brain buster and then goes into the cover and gets the 1…………….2……………..3, Badd Boy’s gone (yes Chris I know that’s not your finisher anymore, but I wanted to use something more impactful and quick in that situation). Chris has a bit of a smile as he then goes over and then attacks Hanley and then hits a few stomps on the downed Hanley and then picks him up and then slams him on the steel. Chris then goes to the turnbuckle and then climbs up to the second rope and then drops a flying leg drop on Hanley from the second rope and contects.]

JR-Well that’s certainly a surprise

King-Well guess we only have to deal with one Ikoward now *takes a cows heart and smashes it over JR’s head *

[Suddenly the clock runs down and then Wes is released from his chamber, Kaedon is in the corner and then Wes hits a few kicks making Kaedon go down to the mat and then Wes chokes Kaedon and then Kaedon then stumbles up and then Wes goes for a full nelson slam. Gets him up and then goes for it, but then Kaedon turns it into a victory roll. But then Wes is able to hold him before he can get it in his advantage and gets a 1……………2………..3. The three then face back up into corners]

JR-Were down to the final three

King-What no special name?

JR-um…the writer isn’t feeling creative

King-I should be surprised from a guy that can’t remember too many theme songs

JR-I guess not

[The three slowly meet in the middle of the ring talking trash and then Wes starts it out with a fist to Chris. Chris then answers back, Hanley tries to get in the mix but Chris and then Wes hit a fist and knockd own Hanley and Hanley rolls out of the ring. Then Chris and Wes nail a few fists and then Wes gets the advantage and then tries to whip Chris to the ropes, but Chris reverses it and then Chris goes back body drop. But Wes kicks Chris in the face, Chris pops up and then Wes hits a kick to the gut and then Wes bounces off the ropes and then nails a swing neck breaker. Wes waits for Chris who stumbles up and then Wes kicks Chris in the gut and then sits up and then nails a jumping piledriver. Wes goes into the cover and gets the 1………………….2……………kick out by Chris, Wes gets up and then hits a few hard stomps on the downed Chris and then Wes picks him up and then tries to whip him to the ropes, but Chris reverses it and then Wes bounces off the ropes and then Chris catches Wes in an attempt for the full nelson slam and then Chris takes too long and then Wes hits a elbow into the face and then Wes reverses it and then hits the full nelson slam on Chris. Wes then pulls Chris to the turnbuckle obviously wanting to prove a point. Wes then chokes Chris with his boot and then climbs to the opposite side turnbuckle and then leaps off for the coast to coast. But at the last second Chris moves out of the way and then Chris quickly jackknifes pins and then Chris grabs the ropes and then as Wes struggles but is able to get the 1……………2………….3. Wes gets up and then can’t believe he is eliminated, Chris gets up and celebrates, Wes then attacks him from behind and then stomps on the downed Chris and then picks up Chris and then nails the full nelson slam. Then walks out of the elimination chamber disappointed, but doesn’t see someone running down the isle as he comes out of the cage. Kaedon is back and then takes down Wes with a double leg take down and then hits a few fists. Then Kaedon grabs Wes and then throws him against the cage wall and then ]

JR-What’s Kaedon doing back?

King-I don’t know, but whatever he’s doing he’s going nuts.

[Wes is bloody up now, Kaedon waits for him to get up. But then Wes then hits a fist, Kaedon fires back as a bunch of refs come in between the two wrestlers are pull them apart yelling at them. Inside the cage Chris is stumbling up seemly out of it from the attack by Wes, Hanley slips into the ring and then picks him up and then drops him in his finisher. Hanley goes into the cover and gets the 1………………..2…………….3!]

JR-Hanley has done it

King-No Wes has done it *smashes JR with a pig head *

(SOTF goes off the air with the world title drapped over Hanley)