EMF: Last Stand

(A Special Last Stand/War games video starts off the show and then once it ends we go into the arena where the pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage once it ends we get a few shots of the crowd.)

JR-Welcome…

King-Just go through it

JR-Well I won’t now, I have feelings too you know *a single tear runs down JR’s face *
JR - This match is a Hardcore Hell. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sabu!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Sabu comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Mike Awesome!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Mike Awesome walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Mike Awesome gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Sabu. Mike Awesome tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Sabu hits a koppo kick on Mike Awesome. Now Mike Awesome standing. Sabu gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Mike Awesome gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

JR - elbowsmash!

[Sabu double underhook faceslams Mike Awesome hard to the Mike Awesome. Mike Awesome stands up. Mike Awesome executes a split legged moonsault on to Sabu. ]

JR - If Mike Awesome keeps using moves like that split legged moonsault he could win the match!

[Mike Awesome is back on his feet. Mike Awesome picks up Sabu over his head , then throws Sabu onto the outside of the ring. Mike Awesome chokes Sabu with a camera cable. Mike Awesome jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Sabu with an Asia Moonsault. Mike Awesome moves back to his feet. Mike Awesome swings a lead pipe and hits Sabu. Mike Awesome trys for a flying sitdown splash but Sabu avoids it. Mike Awesome swings a singapore cane and hits Sabu. Mike Awesome climbs to the top rope and nails Sabu with a reverse flying elbow drop. Mike Awesome lights a chair on fire and decks Sabu with it! Mike Awesome cuts Sabu with a razor blade. Sabu is bleeding as a result. ]

JR - Sabu could use some help about now.

[Sabu climbs to his feet. Sabu with a headbutt on Mike Awesome. Mike Awesome goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Sabu. Mike Awesome gets up. Mike Awesome goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Sabu escapes. Sabu climbs to his feet. Mike Awesome elbow smashes Sabu in the nose. Flying side kick by Mike Awesome takes Sabu off his feet. Mike Awesome gets up. Sabu gets up. Mike Awesome gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. Sabu cuts Mike Awesome with a razor blade. Mike Awesome is bleeding as a result. ]

The King - entrance ramp is covered with blood from these fighters.

[Sabu knee drops Mike Awesome. Sabu gets back to his feet. Sabu swings a singapore cane and hits Mike Awesome. Sabu climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Mike Awesome. Sabu chants start. Sabu is up again. Sabu breaks a 2 by 4 over REC's head! Sabu cuts Mike Awesome with a razor blade. Mike Awesome is bleeding as a result. Sabu puts Mike Awesome in an arm grapevine submission. Mike Awesome gets hit with the shooting star press from Sabu. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Mike Awesome kicks out. ]

JR - Not even close!

[Mike Awesome gets back to his feet. Sabu rakes the face of Mike Awesome in attempt to make a come back. Sabu hits Mike Awesome with the back of his elbow. Sabu dropkicks Mike Awesome to the knee. Sabu climbs to his feet. Sabu cuts Mike Awesome with a razor-wire whip. Mike Awesome is bleeding as a result. Now Mike Awesome standing. Mike Awesome gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Sabu. ]

The King - jumping neck snap!

[Flying somersault drop kick by Mike Awesome puts him back in the match. ]

JR - flying somersault dropkick!

[Mike Awesome stands up. Mike Awesome hits Sabu with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Mike Awesome stands up. Sabu uses a running lariat to take Mike Awesome down. Mike Awesome gets hit with the shooting star press from Sabu. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Mike Awesome kicks out. ]

The King - That was almost the end of the match right there!

[Mike Awesome gets up. Sabu chucks Mike Awesome back into the ring. ]

JR - It was a smart move to the ring. Mike Awesome no longer has to watch out for weapons.

[Sabu throws Mike Awesome off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Sabu hits a frog splash on Mike Awesome. Now Sabu standing. Sabu picks up Mike Awesome over his head , then throws Mike Awesome onto the outside of the ring. Sabu drags Mike Awesome up to the entrance ramp and piledrives him on it. Sabu powerbombs Mike Awesome onto the steel entrance ramp. Sabu throws salt into the eyes of Mike Awesome He must be blinded! Sabu hits Mike Awesome with an elbowdrop. Sabu kicks Mike Awesome on the pavement. Sabu tombstones Mike Awesome onto the pavement. Mike Awesome is out cold! Mike Awesome gets hit with the shooting star press from Sabu. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Sabu!!!


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, John Cena!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[John Cena comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, daniel kettensteiner!!! (crowd cheers **)

[daniel kettensteiner walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. daniel kettensteiner gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from John Cena. daniel kettensteiner places John Cena on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (the bell rings) daniel kettensteiner get nailed with a double axhandle chop from John Cena. daniel kettensteiner stands up. John Cena gets tiger suplexed by daniel kettensteiner. daniel kettensteiner hits John Cena with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]

The King - daniel kettensteiner executes a elbowdrop.

[John Cena is back on his feet. John Cena executes the brain buster on daniel kettensteiner. John Cena stands up. Now daniel kettensteiner standing. daniel kettensteiner goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on John Cena. daniel kettensteiner is up again. John Cena gets up. daniel kettensteiner gets thrown into the turnbuckle. John Cena comes over and smashes daniel kettensteiner's head into it. daniel kettensteiner gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. John Cena gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. daniel kettensteiner hits John Cena with a rolling elbow smash to the face. ]

JR - daniel kettensteiner with a rolling elbow smash.

[daniel kettensteiner executes a corkscrew legdrop on John Cena. daniel kettensteiner is up again. Now John Cena standing. John Cena jumps from the top rope and hits daniel kettensteiner with a flying armdrag. John Cena gets up. daniel kettensteiner gets hit with the shooting star press from John Cena. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 daniel kettensteiner kicks out. daniel kettensteiner is up again. John Cena bounces daniel kettensteiner off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. John Cena puts a knee to daniel kettensteiner's back and pulls hims arms back. The referee is checking the situation. ... daniel kettensteiner trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... daniel kettensteiner escapes. daniel kettensteiner moves back to his feet. daniel kettensteiner hits a jumping elbow hrust on John Cena. daniel kettensteiner rolls onto John Cena connecting with a knee. daniel kettensteiner stomps John Cena. John Cena is up again. daniel kettensteiner hits John Cena with a Baba chop. daniel kettensteiner gives John Cena a reverse neckbreaker. John Cena is up again. John Cena hits daniel kettensteiner with a slingshot bodyblock. daniel kettensteiner gets back to his feet. daniel kettensteiner is hit with a backward kick. daniel kettensteiner climbs to his feet. John Cena hits daniel kettensteiner with a headbutt to the mid-section. John Cena chants start. John Cena puts daniel kettensteiner on the top rope and executes a superplex. John Cena gets up. John Cena Choke Slams daniel kettensteiner. daniel kettensteiner looks to be out cold! daniel kettensteiner gets hit with the shooting star press from John Cena. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

The King - We've got ourselves a winner!

JR - The winner of this match, John Cena!!!

“Mystery song” blasts on the PA system as the mystery person walks to the ring

King-Which mystery person is this..one or two

JR-One hundred….

King-I mean currently

JR-The one that attacked Chyna and Rita

“Tori’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Tori walks to the ring

King-hhhmmmm Tori beat YOU

JR-she did?

King-yep, she did! (lol sorry Jamie (it is Jamie right?) I think that’s funny, no offense)

“Who I am” blasts on the PA system as Chyna walks to the ring

King-still not sure exactly what she is I see

JR-Well regardless of that she has a great chance of becoming womens champion

“freaky rabbit sounds” blasts on the PA system as Rita comes running down and slides in the ring

JR-hhhhmmmm that’s odd

King-yes it is

(the lights turn on and Rita disappears, suddenly someone from the other side of the ring falls off the apron unconscious, it’s Rita.)

JR-That explains it

King-STOP PLAYING WITH MY MIND!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Tori, Chyna and Rita stand in corners. Tori and Chyna charge at each other and then Rita tries to charge at someone, but she falls backwards and then hits her head on the back of the turnbuckle. Rita looks a little dazed, Tori and Chyna hit forearms back and forth, Chyna gets the upper hand and then Chyna tries to whip Tori off the ropes, Tori bounces off the ropes and then Chyna lowers her head and then Tori grabs her hair and then yanks it back and Chyna goes down hard on the mat and then Chyna rolls around a bit pained and then Tori hits a few stomps on Chyna. Chyna stumbles into the corner and then Tori hits a few stomps on Chyna in the gut and then whips her to the opposite side of the ring and then Chyna bounces off the corner and then Tori lowers her head and then hits a back body drop on Chyna. Rita finally recovers and charges at Tori, she just runs into a clothesline that turns her inside out. Tori looks at Rita weirdly just as Chyna sneaks behind Tori and goes for the low blow. Tori turns around to Chyna and looks at her weirder. Chyna uses his distraction to poke Tori in the eyes and then Chyna gets up and then hits a few hard forearms to Tori and then whips her off the ropes, Tori bounces off the ropes and then Chyna hits a spinning reverse elbow and then Rita stumbles up. Chyna picks her up over her head and then drops her behind her for a body press slam, and then Chyna runs to the ropes bounces off and then hits a big splash on Rita, resists the urge to get up and shake the ropes and then turns Rita over and then goes into the cover and then goes for the cover 1………………………2…………..kick out. Chyna looks at the mystery person (now revealed to be a female by the way) and then decides to not pay attention to the women in black and then Chyna picks up Rita and put her in power bomb position and then lifts her up, but then she tries to power bomb her. But Rita the counters into a hurricanarana pin and then gets the 1……..2…..Tori quickly hits a low drop kick into the face of Rita. Rita falls back into a pin for Chyna. But before the mystery person can really can get a count, Tori hits a kick into the back and then Chyna gets out of the pinning position]

JR-bit of a slow count

King-AGREED!

[Tori waits as Chyna stumbles up, Tori then picks up Chyna and hits a back breaker and then goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2………..kick out. Chyna stumbles up and then Tori pushes her into the corner and then hits a few high kicks in the corner and then Chyna slumps down in the corner and then Tori starts choking Chyna with her boot, and the ref starts counting and then Tori breaks it up and then pulls up Chyna and then tries to whip her to the turnbuckle and then Chyna reverses it sending Tori to the other side of the ring hard, Chyna then quickly backs to the other side of the ring and does her cartwheel/backflip hand spring combo and hits it. Tori stumbles out of it and then Chyna waits for her and then sets up a DDT. But take a little time to hit it, but then suddenly Rita comes out of no where and nails a missile drop kick on Chyna and takes her down. Rita stumbles up and then as does Tori stumbles towards Rita, Rita quickly peels off a northern lights suplex and then gets a 1……………..2………….kick out by Tori as she was able to roll her shoulder up at the last second, Rita can’t believe that she almost won and then Rita pulls up Tori and then Rita hits Tori with a few hard forearms and then whips Tori to the ropes and then Tori reverses and sends Rita to the ropes. Rita bounces off the ropes and then Tori waits for Rita, Rita then is able to counter whatever move Tori is going for with a leg scissors Hurricanarana that sends Tori almost to her death and Rita to her’s (aw some things never change *suddenly a bullet misses the writer * guess I was marked. Anyways Rita goes into the cover and then gets a 1…………………..2………….Chyna comes and breaks up the cover and then Chyna hits a few forearms to Rita and then whips her off the ropes, Rita bounces off the ropes and then Chyna goes for a clothesline, but then Rita ducks under it and waits for Chyna and then Chyna turns around and then Rita kicks her in the gut and hits a whiplash DDT and then falls into the cover and then gets a 1…………..2…………kick out.]

JR-Almost three

King-Man…Rita as womens champion…well suppose it’s better than pukelee.

[Rita waits for Chyna to get up, but then makes some sort of comment to the mystery person about a bit of a long count. Chyna uses this chance to pick up Rita and then hits a front spine buster and then Rita then she calls for the Chyna bomb, but suddenly turns around and gets a missile drop kick on Chyna. Chyna stumbles back and then Rita is able to school girl Chyna and then mystery person counts 1..2..3]

JR-That was a fast count!

King-um…Rita Van Toad’s champion

JR-but it was a fast count!

King-I said RITA VAN TOAD’S WOMANS CHAMPION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

"Running With The Devil" hits as Hawkeye Hefner makes his way to the ring. JR: "Hawkeye has a very cold look on his face." King: "Maybe we should get him a blanket or something." "Scott Hall's theme' hits as Hall makes his way to the ring. *** The bell rings to begin the match. Hawkeye and Hall stare at each other for a moment, then Hall begins to talk some trash. Hawkeye appears unfazed, so Hall turns around and looks away, only to turn back around and fling his toothpick at Hawkeye's face. He hits him, then laughs at Hawkeye. After a moment, the two men tie up. Hawkeye executes a perfect arm drag. Hall gets up slowly, and complains to the ref that Hawkeye pulled his hair. Hawkeye denies it, but the ref warns him anyway. The two men tie up again, and again Hawkeye executes an arm drag, throwing Hall to the other side of the ring. Hall gets up quickly this time, seemingly frustrated. The two men tie up one more time, this time Hall gains the advantage and pushes Hawkeye back into the turnbuckle. They break cleanly, but then Hall reaches back to throw a right hand. Hawkeye blocks it, then whips Hall into the corner, and hits a quartet of right hands. The ref then steps in to break it up, getting between Hawkeye and Hall. Hawkeye protests, and as the ref backs away, Hall pokes him in the eye. The ref looks back at Hall, who just shrugs him off, and connects with a hard right hand. After another right hand, Hall whips Hawkeye into the ropes and hits a hard shoulder block on Hawkeye. Hall then turns around and hits a couple hard stomps on the down Hawkeye, then turns to play to the crowd. After a moment, Hall picks up Hawkeye and sends him into the turnbuckle chest first, and very hard. Hawkeye bounces off, landing on the mat. Hall laughs at him, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Hall goes for a clothesline but Hawkeye ducks. Hawkeye bounces off the other side and ducks another Hall clotheline attempt, but as he comes off the ropes again Hall catches him by the throat and executes a choke slam. Hall goes for the cover .....1......2....kickout. Hall looks at the ref in disgust as Hawkeye slowly tries to get to his feet. Hall stomps down on him twice and Hawkeye crawls to the turnbuckle, where Hall meets him with a few more hard stomps. Hall then stands Hawkeye up in the corner and hits a couple more hard right hands, then drives his knee into his gut twice. Hall pulls Hawkeye out of the corner and hits another right hand, then tries to whip him into the ropes, but Hawkeye reverses it and as Hall bounces off the ropes, Hawkeye uses Hall's own momentum against him and throws him over the top rope to the outside, where Hall lands hard. ***

JR: "Good counter move by Hawkeye."

King: "I didn't know wolves could fly!!"

*** Hawkeye takes a moment to catch his breath, then heads outside the ring to meet Hall. Hawkeye comes from behind and clubs Hall in the back with a forearm shot, then another. Hall staggers and leans against the guard railing, and Hawkeye grabs Hall by the hair and slams his head into the railing once, then twice. Hall staggers and falls down next to the ring apron. Hawkeye stomps him a couple times as Hall struggles to get back to his feet. Hawkeye rolls into the ring to break the ref's count at 8, then slides back out. Hawkeye then slams Hall's head into the apron. Hawkeye then heads to the guard rail and climbs on it, waiting for Hall to turn around, and when he does, Hawkeye hits a flying clothesline. He grabs Hall and tries to whip him into the steps, but Hall reverses it and Hawkeye hits the stairs hard, falling over them and grabbing his knee in pain. Hall takes a moment to catch his breath before he rolls into the ring, and as he gets up the ref is seen scolding him. Hall walks around the ref and goes back outside to pick up Hawkeye. Hall whips Hawkeye into the steps again, and again Hawkeye falls over them, grabbing at his leg. Hall then picks Hawkeye up and slams his head against the spanish announce table. Hall then picks him up and rolls Hawkeye into the ring. Hall follows him back in, then stomps at his knee twice. Hall then executes an elbow drop right onto Hawkeye's injured leg. Then he pulls back on it, trying to inflict more pain. He gets up after a second, and slides out of the ring toward the corner, still holding on to the injured leg of Hawkeye. Hall pulls Hawkeye underneath the turnbuckle and slams his already injured leg into the post. Hawkeye screams in pain as Hall grabs his leg and again slams it into the steel post. Hall begins to talk trash to a fan at ringside, then grabs both of Hawkeye's legs and tries to pull, but Hawkeye counters, slamming Hall shoulder first into the post. Hall goes down in pain as Hawkeye tries to get back to his feet.***

King: "Good thing Hawkeye countered that, cause that was very close to the end."

JR: "Well, King, close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."

King: "GRENDAES!!" *King ducks under the announce table.*

*** Hawkeye then goes outside the ring and brings Hall to his feet. He then rolls Hall back into the ring and begins to work on his arm with a couple hard stomps. As Hall gets to his feet Hawkeye grabs him and leaps over the top rope, landing on the floor and in the process dropping Hall's shoulder across the rope in hangman-like maneuver. Hall grabs his shoulder in pain as Hawkeye slides back into the ring and locks in an armbar. Hall refuses to submit, so Hawkeye lets go. Both men get to their feet, and Hawkeye whips Hall toward the ropes, but Hall reverses, and when Hawkeye hits the ropes he attempts a flying cross body, but Hall catches him and executes a fall away power slam. Hall sits up and dusts his hands off, smiling. He then goes for a cover.....1......2...kickout. Hall looks at the ref disgusted with the slow count. He picks Hawkeye up and executes a standing suplex, then another. He goes for the cover again.....1.......2......kickout. Hall, now very frustrated, goes over to the corner and removes the turnbuckle pad, exposing the steel bolt. Hall then stands Hawkeye up and applies an abdominal stretch. Hall is close to the ropes, and when the ref checks on Hawkeye, Hall grabs the ropes for leverage. After some agonizing moments, Hawkeye is able to counter with a hip toss. Hall gets up first and tries to punch Hawkeye but he blocks it and scores with a right hand of his own, then another. Hawkeye then hits the ropes, but Hall counter with a boot to the gut, then a hard clothesline. Hall goes for another cover......1........2.......kickout. Hall looks at the ref again, then locks a headlock on Hawkeye. Hall holds it for a moment, but Hawkeye struggles and gets to his feet, then picks up Hall and lands a back suplex. Both men are down, and the ref starts another 10 count. Both men slowly get up, and Hall connects with a couple hard right hands. He sends Hawkeye to the ropes, but Hawkeye reverses it. When Hall comes off the ropes, Hawkey ducks his head too soon and Hall connects with a DDT. Hall then signals to the crowd that it's over, and sets up Hawkeye for the Outsider's Edge. He has him in position when 'War Machine' starts to play over the PA and at the top of the entrance ramp appears Joey Numbers pushing out Taz in his wheelchair. Hall sees Taz and points at him, as if taunting him. Hall picks up Hawkeye for the Outsider's Edge, but Hawkeye slides down Hall's back and executes a neckbreaker. Both men are down as Numbers pushes Taz down to ringside. Once there, Numbers heads to the back, leaving Taz to sit and watch the rest of the match.***

*** Both men struggle, but get to their feet. Hall tries a punch, but Hawkeye blocks it and hits one of his own. Hawkeye connects with two more right hands, then sends Hall into the ropes and executes a back body drop. Taz is cheering Hawkeye on as he charges Hall and connects with a clothesline, and then another. Hall gets up, and Hawkeye executes a T-bone suplex. He goes for a cover.....1.......2.....kickout. Hawkeye picks up Hall and tries to whip him into the corner, but Hall reverses. Hall charges, but Hawkeye avoids the contact in the corner. Hall stumbles out, and Hawkeye connects with his Spinning Spinebuster. He slowly goes and covers Hall.......1.........2......kickout! Hall kicks out, and Hawkeye can't believe it. Hawkeye looks and sees Taz for the first time. Hawkeye points to Taz, says something in his direction, and does the signal for the Tazmission, which brings a smile to Taz's face. Hawkeye gets behind Hall and locks the Tazmission in. Hall is flailing around, desperate, and pushes Hawkeye back to the corner. He slams Hawkeye back into the corner and Hawkeye lets go of the move. Hall is staggering, and Hawkeye climbs the turnbuckle and attempts a missile dropkick, but Hall ducks and Hawkeye hits the ref by mistake. Hawkeye gets to his feet and sees his mistake, then he charges at Hall but Hall counters and drops Hawkeye face first into the exposed turnbuckle. Hawkeye slumps over, seemingly out cold. Hall sees the ref is down, and slides outside the ring. He grabs a steel chair, and slides back in. Hawkeye is slow to get to his feet, and when he does, his head is busted wide open from the steel bolt. Hall has the chair in hand, waiting to clock Hawkeye. Taz wheels himself to the corner behind Hall and stands up.***

JR: "OH MY GOD KING TAZ HAS STOOD UP!!!"

King: "Really? He doesn't look any taller."

*** Taz grabs Hall's foot, and Hall turns around and wildly swings the chair at Taz, and in the process drops it. The chair lands at Taz's left, and he bends over very slowly and picks it up. Hall goes after Hawkeye, who is bleeding profusely, and hits a turnbuckle clothesline. Hall then hammers away with multiple hard right hands. Taz slowly slides into the ring, chair in hand. The crowd roars, and Hall turns around. He sees Taz with the chair, and slowly backs away from Hawkeye, begging Taz not to hit him. Taz glares at Hall, with the chair poised and ready. He turns to face Hawkeye and swings the chair, connecting with Hawkeye's skull and knocking him out. Hawkeye lands face down, and Taz hits him over and over with the chair, denting the chair severly. Then he slams the chair down and lays next to Hawkeye, taunting him. Taz then bounces up, dusts himself off, and climbs out of the ring. Hall stands in the corner looking confused, but then he picks up Hawkeye and executes the Outsider's Edge. Hall wakes up the referee and goes into the cover, as the referee counts slowly......1...............2..............3!! Hall is declared the winner as Taz backs up the ramp smiling, leaving Hawkeye a bloody mess. ***

Backstage a male voice can be heard calling someone over....The Camera catches Prez Mike as the Masked Person in Black walks over to him, their back to the camera as the mask person lifts their mask and seemingly plants a long kiss on Prez Mike. Before the camera can see who it is the masked person pulls their mask back down and climbs in the Limo with Prez Mike as they shut the door and the Driver takes off.....

JR: King that only means one thing..

King: What?

JR: The Mystery person is a woman...

King: That or has Prez Mike become a switch Hitter..

JR: You better not let him hear you say that..


JR - This match is a Standard Match three way tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Jarred and Webber!!!

[Jarred and Webber come to the ring. ]

JR - the second team in this contest is Kaedon and Jarrett.

[Kaedon and Jarrett walk to the ring. ]

JR - and their final opponents, Wilts and Cena.

[Wilts and Cena walk to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this match. Michael Webber executes a pumphandle suplex on Kaedon. Kaedon drops John Cena with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. John Cena drops Michael Webber with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ding, ding, ding) Michael Webber puts Kaedon in the achilles tendon hold. Now Kaedon standing. Michael Webber gets elbowed to his midsection by Michael Webber. Michael Webber gouges Kaedon's eyes out. Kaedon executes the jumping sidekick on Michael Webber. Michael Webber brings in Jarred for Jarred and Webber. Kaedon fist drops John Cena on the mat. Kaedon is up again. John Cena gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Kaedon. ]

The King - Kaedon with a diving elbow smash.

[John Cena tags in "Insane" Michael Wilts. Kaedon rolls onto "Insane" Michael Wilts connecting with a knee. "Insane" Michael Wilts stands up. "Insane" Michael Wilts hits a kneeling headbutt to Kaedon's groin. John Cena tagged in by "Insane" Michael Wilts. John Cena puts Kaedon in the achilles tendon hold. John Cena goes for a power move but Kaedon dodges the attack. John Cena is up again. John Cena and Kaedon go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) John Cena executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Kaedon. (...3) John Cena goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Kaedon. Kaedon moves back to his feet. (....4) Jarred delivers a spinning backbreak to John Cena. John Cena is back on his feet. (.....5) John Cena takes Jarred into the ring. John Cena jabs Jarred. Jarred hits John Cena with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Jarred hits John Cena with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jarred stomps John Cena's head. Jarred makes the tag to Michael Webber. Michael Webber clotheslines John Cena. Jarred uses a closed fist on John Cena. Michael Webber piledrives John Cena. ]

The King - This is just awefull! John Cena is being double teamed!

[Kaedon is t-bone suplexed by John Cena. John Cena stands up. Michael Webber tags Jarred. Michael Webber piledrives John Cena. ]

JR - John Cena is being double teamed!

[Jarred with an illegal chokehold on John Cena. John Cena gets hit with the shooting star press from Jarred. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 John Cena kicks out. ]

The King - Jarred should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[John Cena gets up. Jarred rakes the face of John Cena in attempt to make a come back. John Cena gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Kaedon moves back to his feet. Kaedon hits Jarred with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Kaedon puts Jarred in an arm grapevine submission. Kaedon hits Jarred with an elbowdrop. Jarred stands up. Jarred bounces Kaedon off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. Jarred chants start. Now Kaedon standing. Jarred apllies the camel clutch on Kaedon. Earl Hebner asks Kaedon if he quits. ... Kaedon trys to escape. ... Kaedon trys to escape. Jarred breaks the hold. Jarred and Kaedon go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Jarred picks up Kaedon and hits him with a Back Suplex. Jarred gets up. (..2) (...3) Jarred puts Kaedon in an arm grapevine submission. (....4) Kaedon tackles Jarred. Jarred is back on his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Kaedon pokes Jarred in the eyes. "Insane" Michael Wilts tagged in by John Cena. "Insane" Michael Wilts gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Kaedon. "Insane" Michael Wilts executes a huge gutbuster on Kaedon. "Insane" Michael Wilts rolls onto Kaedon connecting with a knee. Jeff Jarrett tagged in by Kaedon. "Insane" Michael Wilts executes a corkscrew legdrop on Jeff Jarrett. "Insane" Michael Wilts is back on his feet. Jeff Jarrett is back on his feet. Jeff Jarrett pokes "Insane" Michael Wilts in the eye with his thumb. Jarred makes the tag to Michael Webber. Michael Webber piledrives "Insane" Michael Wilts. ]

JR - Come on ref! Do something!! "Insane" Michael Wilts is being double teamed!

["Insane" Michael Wilts bites Jeff Jarrett's arm out of desparation. Jeff Jarrett gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Jeff Jarrett gets hit with the shooting star press from "Insane" Michael Wilts. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Jeff Jarrett kicks out. ]

The King - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Jeff Jarrett stands up. "Insane" Michael Wilts tags John Cena. John Cena hits a dragon suplex on Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett falls head first into Michael Webber. ]

The King - Good falling head butt by Jeff Jarrett.

[Now Jeff Jarrett standing. John Cena brings in "Insane" Michael Wilts for Wilts and Cena. Jeff Jarrett gets hit with a back heel kick. "Insane" Michael Wilts brings in John Cena for Wilts and Cena. Jeff Jarrett is back on his feet. Jeff Jarrett with a high crossbody on John Cena. John Cena gets hit with the shooting star press from Jeff Jarrett. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 John Cena kicks out. ]

JR - Not even close!

[Now John Cena standing. John Cena nails Jeff Jarrett with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. John Cena gets back to his feet. Jeff Jarrett moves back to his feet. Jeff Jarrett is locked in the half Boston by John Cena. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Jeff Jarrett is fighting the hold. ... John Cena tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Jeff Jarrett escapes. John Cena sends Jeff Jarrett to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) John Cena goes for a ropeflip moonsault but Jeff Jarrett dodges the attack. (..2) (...3) Flying Tomahawk by John Cena sends Jeff Jarrett down to the floor. Jeff Jarrett climbs to his feet. (....4) John Cena with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Jeff Jarrett. John Cena is back on his feet. (.....5) John Cena takes Jeff Jarrett into the ring. Jeff Jarrett gets hit with a diving elbow smash from John Cena. John Cena is up again. Jeff Jarrett makes the tag to Kaedon. Kaedon moves back to his feet. Kaedon executes a ropeflip hiptoss on John Cena. ]

The King - John Cena takes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[John Cena tags in "Insane" Michael Wilts. "Insane" Michael Wilts double underhook faceslams Kaedon hard to the Kaedon. Kaedon gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "Insane" Michael Wilts. "Insane" Michael Wilts moves back to his feet. Jarred tagged in by Michael Webber. "Insane" Michael Wilts puts Kaedon in an arm grapevine submission. "Insane" Michael Wilts hits Kaedon with an elbowdrop. "Insane" Michael Wilts is back on his feet. "Insane" Michael Wilts comes from behind and bulldogs Kaedon. "Insane" Michael Wilts is back on his feet. Kaedon is up again. "Insane" Michael Wilts tags John Cena. "Insane" Michael Wilts kicks Kaedon in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Kaedon executes a piledriver on John Cena. Kaedon chants start. Kaedon drags John Cena to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Kaedon swings a Steel chair and hits John Cena. John Cena is bleeding as a result. (..2) Kaedon grabs John Cena and applies an arm wrench. Now John Cena standing. (...3) Kaedon get nailed with a double axhandle chop from John Cena. ]

JR - Kaedon takes a double axhandle chop.

[(....4) Kaedon rakes the face of John Cena in attempt to make a come back. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Kaedon and John Cena move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Kaedon and John Cena move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Kaedon double underhook faceslams John Cena hard to the John Cena. Jarred brings in Michael Webber for Jarred and Webber. Jarred knee drops John Cena. Michael Webber piledrives John Cena. John Cena is back on his feet. John Cena hits the flying legdrop across Michael Webber's neck. John Cena chants start. John Cena gets up. Michael Webber is back on his feet. John Cena applies a nerve hold on Michael Webber. Earl Hebner asks Michael Webber if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... John Cena breaks the hold. John Cena places Michael Webber on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. John Cena executes the sleeperhold on Michael Webber. Earl Hebner asks Michael Webber if he quits. ... ... ... John Cena breaks the hold. John Cena leg drops Michael Webber. ]

The King - stupid sim

[John Cena tags "Insane" Michael Wilts. Michael Webber punches Kaedon repeatedly. Michael Webber tags in Jarred. Michael Webber delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send "Insane" Michael Wilts hard to the mat. Michael Webber hits "Insane" Michael Wilts with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]

JR - "Insane" Michael Wilts is being double teamed!

[Jarred double underhook faceslams "Insane" Michael Wilts hard to the "Insane" Michael Wilts. Jarred grabs "Insane" Michael Wilts and applies an arm wrench. Jarred knees "Insane" Michael Wilts and rolls back to his feet. Jarred fist drops "Insane" Michael Wilts on the mat. Jarred climbs to his feet. "Insane" Michael Wilts stands up. "Insane" Michael Wilts tags John Cena. John Cena places Kaedon over by the turnbuckle. John Cena jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker. John Cena chants start. John Cena locks Kaedon in the kneebar. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Kaedon escapes. John Cena tags "Insane" Michael Wilts. Kaedon gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jarred. Jarred climbs to his feet. Now Kaedon standing. Kaedon uses a lariat on Jarred. Jarred gets up. Kaedon makes the tag to Jeff Jarrett. "Insane" Michael Wilts hits a frog splash on Jeff Jarrett. ]

The King - That frog splash was very good.

["Insane" Michael Wilts gets back to his feet. Jeff Jarrett moves back to his feet. "Insane" Michael Wilts sends Jeff Jarrett to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) "Insane" Michael Wilts picks up Jeff Jarrett and executes the cradle DDT. "Insane" Michael Wilts gets up. They head back into the ring. Jeff Jarrett tags in Kaedon. Jarred superkicks "Insane" Michael Wilts. "Insane" Michael Wilts makes the tag to John Cena. John Cena hits Kaedon with the spinebuster slam. "Insane" Michael Wilts sets Kaedon up DDTs him into the mat. Jarred throws Kaedon off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Jarred executes a corkscrew legdrop on Kaedon. Jarred stands up. Jeff Jarrett tagged in by Kaedon. Kaedon sets John Cena up DDTs him into the mat. They lockup. Jeff Jarrett sends John Cena to the corner of the ring. Jeff Jarrett sets John Cena up DDTs him into the mat. ]

JR - John Cena is being double teamed!

[Jeff Jarrett climbs to his feet. John Cena gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Jarred brings in Michael Webber for Jarred and Webber. Michael Webber stomps John Cena. "Insane" Michael Wilts tagged in by John Cena. Jeff Jarrett tackles and begins punching Michael Webber. Now Michael Webber standing. Michael Webber executes a headlock takedown. Jeff Jarrett is up again. Kaedon tagged in by Jeff Jarrett. "Insane" Michael Wilts gets up. "Insane" Michael Wilts takes Michael Webber down with a knee. ]

The King - "Insane" Michael Wilts executes a knee.

[Michael Webber hits "Insane" Michael Wilts with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat. Michael Webber executes a leg hammerlock on "Insane" Michael Wilts. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Michael Webber tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... "Insane" Michael Wilts escapes. Michael Webber and "Insane" Michael Wilts go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Michael Webber hits an electrifying flying sommersault headbutt on "Insane" Michael Wilts. Michael Webber gets up. (..2) (...3) Michael Webber hits "Insane" Michael Wilts with an elbowdrop. Michael Webber climbs to his feet. "Insane" Michael Wilts stands up. (....4) "Insane" Michael Wilts takes Michael Webber off his feet with a short-arm clothesline (.....5) They head back into the ring. "Insane" Michael Wilts fist drops Michael Webber on the mat. "Insane" Michael Wilts moves back to his feet. Michael Webber is back on his feet. "Insane" Michael Wilts neck snaps Michael Webber. "Insane" Michael Wilts makes the tag to John Cena. Kaedon is back on his feet. Kaedon nails Michael Webber with a double underhook suplex. "Insane" Michael Wilts tagged in by John Cena. John Cena suplexes Kaedon. ]

JR - This is just awefull! Kaedon is being double teamed!

[They lockup. Michael Webber sends Kaedon to the corner of the ring. Kaedon makes the tag to Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett rakes his fingers across "Insane" Michael Wilts's back. "Insane" Michael Wilts applies the clawhold on Jeff Jarrett. "Insane" Michael Wilts makes the tag to John Cena. "Insane" Michael Wilts picks up Jeff Jarrett and hits him with a Back Suplex. ]

The King - Come on ref! Do something!! Jeff Jarrett is being double teamed!

[John Cena punches Jeff Jarrett repeatedly. ]

JR - John Cena with a weak move.

[John Cena uses a snap mare takeover on Jeff Jarrett. Jeff Jarrett gets hit with the shooting star press from John Cena. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Jeff Jarrett kicks out. Jeff Jarrett stands up. John Cena gouges Jeff Jarrett's eyes out. John Cena makes the tag to "Insane" Michael Wilts. "Insane" Michael Wilts rakes the face of Michael Webber in attempt to make a come back. "Insane" Michael Wilts kicks Michael Webber in the head. Michael Webber brings a chair to the ring. Earl Hebner warns him not to use it. Michael Webber shoves Earl Hebner. ring, ring, ring! Earl Hebner calls for the bell. Michael Webber was disqualified. ]

JR - The winners of this match, Wilts and Cena!!!

“running with the devil” blasts on the PA system as Hawkeye and Wasabi walks to the ring

King-It’s not the same without a Saliva song

JR-well in any case, this is a very interesting team to say the least…they were on opposing sides one week ago

“Eugene theme” blasts on the PA system as Eugene and De Kreek walks to the ring

JR-This format of match sure does allow for some interesting combination

King-Which means it’s weird for all of those idiots that can’t read between the lines

“Cheat, lie, steal” blasts on the PA system as Neddie and Chyna walk to the ring

JR-This is the first of two matches for Neddie

King-Oh he’ll have to cheat a lot to get through this

[Hawkeye and Neddie at the first to get in the ring, Neddie hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Wilts after slipping behind him after a lock up. Neddie then puts back on a waist lock and then takes down Wilts with the waist lock and then goes up into a side head lock and then Hawkeye looks for way out of it and then turns it into a pin, and gets a 1……..2……..kick out turns back into the head lock and then Neddie holds it on and then Hawkeye decides to get up and try to whip him off, Neddie holds on to it as much as possible, but then Neddie holds on and then grounds Hawkeye once again, Hawkeye hits the mat and then looks for a way out of the move and then slowly gets up and then hits a few hard elbows into the gut of Neddie and then gets to the side of him and then goes for a belly to back suplex. But then Neddie turns into it and then turns it into almost body press, and then goes into the pin and gets a 1………………2……….kick out. Neddie gets up and then hits a few stomps on the downed Hawkeye and then Neddie pulls up Hawkeye and then hits a few forearms and then whips him off the ropes. Hawkeye bounces off the ropes, and then Neddie then hits a hip toss. Hawkeye hits hard and then gets up trying to get the match and then goes after Neddie and then gets hit with a drop kick for his troubles. Hawkeye goes down and then Hawkeye stumbles up a bit dazed and then Neddie picks up Hawkeye and then slams him, Neddie then goes back and then tags in Chyna. Chyna comes into the ring and then hits a Hawkeye with forearms after he gets up and then whips him to the ropes and then Hawkeye bounces off the ropes and then Chyna hits a back body drop and then Hawkeye goes crashing into the mat and then Hawkeye stumbles up and then Chyna hits a back breaker Chyna then goes into the cover and gets a 1………………..2………….kick out, Chyna then picks up Hawkeye and then makes the tag into De Kreek, De Kreek comes into the ring and Chyna holds Hawkeye open and then De Kreek hits a punch into the gut. De Kreek measures up and then hits a few more and then tries to whip Hawkeye to the ropes, and does. De Kreek waits for Hawkeye as he bounces off the ropes, Neddie goes for a clothesline, but Hawkeye ducks under it. De Kreek turns around and Hawkeye sets up, lifts and nails a chokeslam on De Kreek.]

King- Hawkeye just hossed up *gets pegged with something by Vince McMahon * Damn you McMahon, oh I’ll get even with you one day….

JR-Is there any former ECW/WWF/WCW owner you do like?

King-Well I don’t like Bingo Halls, don’t like McMahon…so I guess it’s Bischoff by default *shrugs *

[Hawkeye slowly crawls to the corner and then tags in Wasabi, Wasabi comes into the ring and then hits a few hard fists on De Kreek that knock him down to the mat. Then De Kreek stumbles up and then Wasabi backs up De Kreek to the ropes and then whips De Kreek to the ropes, De Kreek bounces off the ropes and then Wasabi goes for a clothesline, but De Kreek ducks it and continues to the other side of the ring De Kreek bounces off and then Wasabi turns around and then hits a power slam on De Kreek and goes into the cover and then gets the 1…………2………kick out, Wasabi waits for a few seconds and then runs to the ropes and bounces off just as De Kreek is making it to his feet and then hits a clothesline to knock down De Kreek. De Kreek stumbles up and then Wasabi kicks De Kreek in the gut and then backs to the ropes and then De Kreek counters Wasabi’s attempted swing neck breaker with a drop toe hold. De Kreek takes time getting up as Wasabi gets up about the same time, once he does he’s knocked down by a De Kreek standing drop kick. Wasabi gets up slower and then De Kreek hits a few of his punches and then whips Wasabi to the ropes, and then Wasabi bounces off the ropes and then De Kreek hits a knee to the gut of Wasabi and then Wasabi stumbles up right into De Kreek. De Kreek then nails an arm breaker on Wasabi and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1…………….2………kick out. De Kreek then decides to work on the leg hitting a few stomps into it and then De Kreek then grabs Wasabi’s leg and then drops an elbow into the inner part of the leg and then puts it in a single leg lock. De Kreek holds it on a little while, Wasabi looks for a way out of it and then De Kreek decides to leg it go and then holds on to leg and puts it on the ground and then drives some knee’s into the leg and then sets up and then puts on a figure four leg lock on Wasabi.]

King-Flair might be choking on donut after seeing this

JR-………….

[Wasabi looks for a way out of the move and then grabs on to the ropes. Then breaks up the hold and then on the outside De Kreek gets tagged out by Eugene comes into the ring and then waits for Wasabi to get up, Wasabi gets up and has a noticeable limp and turns around and then gets hit with a spine buster by Eugene. Eugene then waits for Wasabi, Wasabi stumbles up and then Eugene kicks Hawkeye in the gut and goes for the Ace cutter, but then Wasabi pushes Hawkeye to the ropes and then Wasabi rolls him up, but then Eugene tags in himself and comes in. Hawkeye kicks out. Wasabi comes stumbling Eugene goes for a big clothesline, but then Wasabi ducks it and then hits a super kick that knocks down Eugene. Neddie pulls MDK off the apron and then he smashes his face in the apron as the Hang time hits, being that the other teams aren’t really aiming to win, just not to pin they allow Wasabi to go into the cover and get the 1…………………..2………………3]

JR-Eugene and MDK are gone

King-Can you say…DEPUSH, I know Eugene can

“the Horsemen” blasts on the PA system as Punisher and Chris walks to the ring

King-You know, I was thinking…what exactly about Chris and Punisher that makes them horsemen

JR-really don’t know King

King-Well you prove your worth right there..

“Steal, Cheat, Lie” blasts on the PA system as Neddie comes out in his low rider

King-I’m not sure if I can call him Latino Heat or not

JR-Well we will have to have that cleared up soon

[Punisher and De Kreek lock up, Punisher picks up De Kreek fast and slams him on the mat with a body slam. De Kreek looks up as Punisher waits for De Kreek and smiles as De Kreek gets up pissed and then climbs to his feet and then charges in locks up once again, Punisher counters it with a boot to the gut and then picks up De Kreek and hits a gut wrench suplex and then Punisher waits for De Kreek to get up, De Kreek stumbles up and then Punisher hits a running clothesline. De Kreek stumbles up stunned and then Punisher hits a few fists and then whips De Kreek to the ropes. Punisher lowers his head De Kreek kicks Punisher in the face. Punisher gets up like it doesn’t effect him and then De Kreek backs off and then Punisher goes for a clothesline. De Kreek then hits a quick low drop kick into the back of Punisher’s leg and then Punisher’s leg buckles and then De Kreek hits a few fists and then runs to the ropes and then De Kreek goes for some sort of move. But then Punisher explodes up with a clothesline that takes down De Kreek. Punisher shakes his leg out and then pulls up De Kreek up and then pulls him over to Chris and then makes the tag and then Chris then goes to the top rope as Punisher puts De Kreek in kind of a reverse face lock and then Chris leaps off and then hits a big splash causing Punisher to hit a driving reverse DDT on De Kreek. Punisher rolls under the ropes and then Chris hits a few stomps on the downed De Kreek and then pulls him up and then picks him up and then hits a few fists and whips him to the ropes, De Kreek bounces off the ropes and then Barbwire Chris uses his own momentum against him and then De Kreek flies through the air and lands on his stomach. Chris runs to the ropes as De Kreek stays on his knee’s stunned and then Barbwire Chris bounces off the ropes and then hits a flipping neck breaker on De Kreek. Chris then goes into the cover and then gets a 1………………2……….kick out. Chris then picks up De Kreek and then whips him to the ropes, De Kreek bounces off and then Chris and De Kreek knock each other down with a double clothesline]

King-Wow surprising…you hear the sarcasim…didn’t think so, it’s too hard to tell in text

JR-………

[Slowly De Kreek makes it to his corner and tags in Neddie. Neddies comes in the ring and then hits a fist knocking down Chris. Punisher comes into the ring and goes for a running clothesline on Neddie. Neddie ducks it and then leaps up and then hits a hurricanarana on Punisher. Punisher stumbles up after that and then Neddies takes Punisher and then throws him over the top rope and then Punisher goes crashing into the arena floor. Chris stumbles around and then Neddie kicks Chris in the gut and lifts him up and nails a brain buster. Neddie puts him in position and then goes to the apron and then leaps over the top rope into a helow and then nails it Neddie goes into the cover and gets the 1…………..2……kick out, Punisher stumbles into the ring and then De Kreek hits an inverted atomic drop on him Neddie takes Chris by the arm and then runs up the turnbuckle and then hits the leg scissors/arm drag combo on Chris and Punisher. Neddie then waits for Chris to stumble up and then kicks him in the gut and then sets him up and nails one…………….two…………three………vertical suplex]

King-Man I’ll never stop thinking that’s Eddie and not Neddie

JR-Well they are different

King-How so?

JR-well…

[Punisher rolls outside the ring, MDK goes over to him and hammers on him and then De Kreek tries to whip Punisher into the ring steps and then Punisher reverses the whip sending to the ring steps. Michael comes off the ring steps and then Punisher picks up De Kreek and hits the Capital Punishment. While in the ring Neddies comes off the ring steps and then nails a frog splash and then goes into the cover and gets the 1……………………..2…………………3. Punisher tried to get there, but did not get there in time]

“Angelus theme” blasts on the PA system as Angelus walks to the ring

JR-Angelus has recently revealed to be one of the masked people running around the EMF

King-Yeah there are too many people in black running around…didn’t I say that already? Aw who cares, it’s true

“Barbwire’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Barbwire walks to the ring

JR-This is without a doubt a great chance for Chris, he’s fought long and hard to get to this moment.

King-He also survived through one suicide attempt…I’d say so

“Hanley’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Hanley walks to the ring with the world title

JR-Even though world champion one month, Josh Hanley has been a fighting champion

King-Yeah, though he still fears the great Karate master Eric Bischoff.

JR-…………….

King-as do you…………

[Barbwire and Hanley look at each other, as Angelus comes to the ring and then slides into the ring and then Angelus slides into the ring and Hanley and Barbwire start clubbing on him and then Angelus backs to the turnbuckle and then tries to cover up as Hanley and Barbwire start to pound on him and then both Hanley and Barbwire whip Angelus to the other side of the ring and then Barbwire gets on all fours near the corner that Angelus is in and then Hanley charges in and then hits a flying big splash and then Hanley bounces out of it, Barbwire gets up and then Hanley turns around and only gets a punch by Barbwire for his troubles, Barbwire hits a few stomps on Hanley and then picks up Hanley and then hurls him over the top rope, suddenly for whatever reason that was stopping him before, Angelus stumbles out. Barbwire kicks Angelus in the gut and then hits a DDT, and goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2………….Hanley pulls Barbwire out by his leg and to the outside, once outside Hanley hits a few hard fists and then takes Barbwire and then bounces his head off the table a few times and then takes Barbwire Chris and then chucks him into the steal steps and then climbs back to the apron and then goes on the top rope as Angelus stumbles up and then Hanley leaps off and hits a flying back elbow and then quickly goes into the cover and gets a 1……………..2…..kick out, Hanley shakes his head and then pulls up Angelus with him and then Hanley hits a few forearms to the face of Angelus and then tries to whip Angelus to the ropes, but Angelus reverses it. Barbwire Chris is on the apron and then Hanley crashes into Chris and sends him flying into the Spanish announcing table, it breaks and leaves Barbwire’s body in it’s remains. Hanley looks back shocked that happened, suddenly Angelus comes from behind and then rolls up Hanley and then gets a 1………………..2………..kick out, the force so great that Angelus falls through the second rope, luckly for him he is able to grab on to the ropes and then pull himself up on the apron and then goes to the top rope, Hanley is up as Angelus gets on the top rope. But before Angelus can do anything, Hanley runs up the turnbuckle and then hits an arm drag off the turnbuckle!]

JR-Hanley thought fast and was able to make that move happen

King-Well it’s not that Hanley thought fast, it’s that Angelus thought slow

[Angelus is on the mat holding his back, and stumbles into Hanley who kicks him in the gut and then sets up Angelus and then hits a vertical suplex, but he doesn’t stop there he turns around and then slowly gets up still in the vertical suplex position with Angelus and then hits another vertical suplex, slowly Hanley brings back up and then goes for another one. But Angelus blocks it with his foot, goes around Hanley and then hits a germen release suplex that turns Hanley inside out and then Hanley lands on his stomach, Angleus takes a few moments to recover as Hanley stumbles up and then right into Angelus, Angelus then picks up Hanley and then hits a Death Valley Driver and goes into the cover and gets a 1………2……..kick out. Angelus then gets up and then calls for his finisher Slain, Hanley stumbles up into Angelus who hits the finisher on Hanley and then goes into the cover and then goes into the cover and gets a 1……………….2………..Barbwire Chris dives out of no where and then breaks up the cover. Barbwire then rolls off and uses the corner to get up after still suffering the effects of falling into the table. Angelus gets up and then runs into the corner, but Chris then counters it with a foot to the face, Angelus stumbles back and then Chris takes Angelus and then throws him into the ring post. Angelus has a look of extreme pain.]

King-I thought Angelus enjoyed pain

JR-He’s suppose to

King-Sure doesn’t look like it now!

[Angelus stumbles out of corner and then Chris throws him out of the ring and then Chris waits for Hanley. Hanley stumbles up and then Chris kicks Hanley in the gut and then hits his impact finisher the brain buster. Then, Chris is about to go into the cover, but then Angelus sneaks into the back door turns Chris around and hits the Slain!! Into the cover and gets the 1………………2…………3]

King-Oh that’s not going to set well with Hanley

JR-Suppose that’s the danger of a triple threat…champion does not have to be pinned

King-No shit JR!

(Last Stand goes off the air with Angelus with the world title)

(OOC-If you need me to explain my answer. I can do this one without knocking anyone, no one really RPed other than Angelus. Granted pass the deadline, but in the past I have said sometimes that "something is better than nothing". It's a judgment call, seeing how Angelus was only a few minutes late, his RP was clearly worked on hard I'll let him get the win here. If Chris or Hanley (even though I know he had computer problems) had even put up a 30 liner I would have given them the win...so hopefully you can see my reasoning