EMF: Legacy of Blood 2003


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Alex Hero!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[Alex Hero comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sabu!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Sabu walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Alex Hero places Sabu on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Sabu places Alex Hero on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Sabu gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Sabu gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Alex Hero comes over and smashes Sabu's head into it. Alex Hero short-arm clotheslines Sabu to the mat. ]

The King - Sabu takes a short-arm clothesline.

[Sabu gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Alex Hero. Alex Hero moves back to his feet. Sabu gets hit with the shooting star press from Alex Hero. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Sabu escapes. ]

JR - He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Sabu moves back to his feet. Sabu goes for a inveted power bomb but Alex Hero dodges the attack. Sabu grabs Alex Hero's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Alex Hero is fighting the hold. ... Alex Hero trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... Sabu tightens the hold. Sabu breaks the hold. Sabu sends Alex Hero to ringside. ]

The King - Time to take a nap, tell me when the HoRdE comes back

JR-Sim isn’t working

King-man…technology is great isn’t it *King gives the sim a thumbs down

[Sabu then goes to the outside, hits a power bomb on the outside and then rolls hero in the ring and then Sabu jumps off and hits a spring board moonsault into a pin for the 1…………..2……..3]

JR-the winner of this match, Sabu!

We go into a video for Legacy of blood, then once it ends we go into the darken arena as pyro blasts on the specially made stage and then when it ends the lights turn on the arena and then shows the signs all around the arena

JR-Welcome to Legacy of Blood

King-Really…for whatever reason I thought this was No Mercy…Vince McMahon must be on the card

JR-That’s right, he’s in a match with Eric Bischoff

King-I knew it…

[Lights flicker all throughout the arena as Basic Thugononics blasts over the PA system, Cena enters as the fans go wild and start the Cena chant, he raises his arms in glory as the words ‘WORD LIFE’ blast through the arena and glitter on his knuckles, he slides under the bottom rope and the music quietens down. Jeff Hardy’s them blasts over the PA as he enters the arena and taunts his opponent with a sleek look on his face, he takes the steps to the ring and jumps over the top rope. Cena’s eyes lock with Jeff’s as the bell rings]

King-It’s the stare down of DDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jeff is quick to act, he punches Cena in fury four or five times forcing Cena to the corner of the ring, Cena then grabs the shoulders of Jeff and they then switch positions, Cena then gives Jeff a left and then a right while he steps up to the second rope, Cena launches a stampede of punches, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Jeff grabs Cena around the neck and throws him off in a weird fashion, both men are still with Cena on the floor and Jeff in the corner. Jeff stumbles over to Cena and falls down for the cover, 1…2… kick out by Cena, Cena is quick to his feet as Jeff is still badly hurt from the beating he endured earlier, Cena get Jeff in a head lock, Jeff starts to fade as Cena is forced to let go with Jeff’s foot on the rope, Cena quickly climbs to the top of the turnbuckle as a drowsy Jeff Hardy lay on the floor, Cena is on the top but Jeff gets up and pulls Cena’s leg down and he receives a low blow for his troubles, Jeff climbs to the top turnbuckle where Cena sits in pain and sets up for a superplex of the top rope and nails it, both superstars lay on the ground and need to get to their feet…

JR-Good move

King-No it was clearly a botched move

JR-Did you just go into smark mode

King-Never…I hate smarks

Jeff is first to his feet and launches Cena into the ropes on his way back Cena ducks a vicious close line and continues the rebounding, he shoulder knocks down Jeff and does it a second and third time, Jeff lay on the floor as Cena starts his taunt and screams, “You can’t see me” he runs to the ropes and comes back waving at the referee just before nailing the Five Knuckle Shuffle, Cena goes for the cover, 1…2… kick out by Jeff, Jeff gets to his knees and nails a low blow to Cena, the referee didn’t see it as Jeff goes for another close line, Cena once again ducks it and waves at the back of Jeff’s head and launches a mega right hand to the face of Jeff Hardy causing Jeff to wobble Cena walks up and nails a vertical suplex, Jeff lay in the middle of the ring with Cena firmly standing.

Cena bends down and pumps up his shoes, waits for Jeff to stand and Nails a big FU on Jeff Hardy, Cena goes for the cover, 1…2…3 Cena wins.

JR-The winner of this match, John Cena

King-Wow, these comments are like sim mod

[Basic Thuganomics blasts through the arena; the camera shows the scene of Jeff being FU’ed and then laying unconscious, Cena is as happy as can be, Cena grabs the microphone

.::John Cena::.-Yo, that was a joke…it’s time for John Cena to get serious. You see I realize that Denis and Neddie are in a best of 3 series. But you see, that series has to end sometime, and when it does…the winner has to deal with the franchize. When it’s all said and done, the world will know that the champ is HERE!!

“Basic Thuganomics” blasts on the PA system as Cena gives his hand sign and then walks out of the ring

the scene fades out and changes to J.R and King ready for some after match words]


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Tori!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Tori comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Chyna!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Chyna walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Chyna gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Tori. Chyna checks his boots. (ring, ring, ring) Flying sommersault drop kick by Tori puts him back in the match. ]

The King - Tori with a flying sommersault dropkick.

[Tori hits Chyna with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Chyna standing. Tori gets hit with a dragon scerw from Chyna. ]

JR - Chyna with a dragon screw.

[Chyna climbs to his feet. Tori superkicks Chyna. Tori goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Chyna. Chyna is back on his feet. Chyna climbs to the top turnbuckle and executes a somersault legdrop on Tori. Chyna climbs to his feet. Tori is up again. Chyna and Tori go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Chyna chokes Tori with a microphone cable. Tori hits Chyna with a running powerbomb on to the floor. They fight into the aisle. (..2) Tori swings a Steel chair and hits Chyna. Chyna is bleeding as a result. (...3) Tori executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chyna. Chyna stands up. (....4) Chyna applies the clawhold on Tori. ]

The King - clawhold!

[(.....5) Tori and Chyna move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Tori monkey flips Chyna onto the mat. Tori stands up. Chyna strikes Tori in the chest. Chyna executes the brain buster on Tori. Chyna sends Tori to ringside. ]

JR - If Tori or Chyna could get a weapon it would change the course of this match.

[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Chyna hits a jumping elbow hrust on Tori. Tori stands up. Flying kick by Chyna takes Tori down. Chyna chants start. Now Tori standing. Tori and Chyna move back into the ring. Tori with an illegal chokehold on Chyna. Tori chants start. Tori bounces Chyna off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. Tori Choke Slams Chyna. Chyna looks to be out cold! Chyna gets hit with the shooting star press from Tori. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Tori!!!

“Prophecy’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Prophecy walks to the ring

JR-Prophecy made his return last week, and made a impact no doubt

King-um JR…all he did was attack another guy making his debut

“Dewey Pond theme” blasts on the PA system as Dewey walks to the ring

JR-Dewey started his career with a very nice win last week, if he can do that here, then he will be able to get a title shot

King-Man, so many new people…actually it’s kind of refreshing…even though Newbies are like new

“Hardy theme” blasts on the PA system as Hardy walks to the ring

King-Wow…just another Hardy

JR-Their probably not related King

King-Your right…he’s probably more of a Mick Foley wannabe

[Pond and Prophecy hammer away at each other and then Hardy stays out of the ring and then points to his head and then Prophecy whips Pond to the ropes, Pond bounces off the ropes and then hits a standing clothesline on Pond. Prophecy then jumps between the ropes and then runs in the isle as Hardy isn’t paying attention and then Prophecy throws him into the ring. Hardy stumbles up and then Hardy turns around and then yells at Prophecy who just shrugs his shoulders. At this point Prophecy turns around and walks into a fall through front spine buster and then into the cover and then while this is happening Prophecy slides back into the ring and then hits an elbow drop to break up the cover and then Prophecy hits a few hard kicks to the downed Pond who stumbles up and then Prophecy then helps up Pond and then whips him off the ropes. Pond bounces off the ropes and then leaps in the air and hits a cross body block and then into the cover an gets a 1……………..2………..kick out. Pond gets up and then see’s Hardy running towards him, Pond then leap frogs Hardy and then Hardy turns around and then hits a super kick and then Hardy stumbles back and then falls through the ropes to the arena floor. Pond then turns his attention to Prophecy who is in the corner. Hardy then hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut and then whips Prophecy to the ropes and then Prophecy goes crashing into the corner and then Pond charges at Prophecy and then Prophecy counters with a foot into the face and then Pond stumbles back and then Prophecy jumps on the second turnbuckle and then does a twisting in mid air into a cross body block and then goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2………..kick out. Prophecy and Pond get up about the same time and then Pond trying to get the advantage back and then goes for a clothesline, but then Prophecy ducks and then kicks Pond in the gut and then sets up and then lifts him and then drives down Pond for a pump handle slam, Prophecy then pumps up the crowd of a sudden James Hardy sling shots himself on the top rope and then hits a sling shot clothesline from the top rope and then quickly Hardy picks up Prophecy and then drops him into a body slam. Hardy backs up and then hits a big leg drop and goes into the cover, but then Pond breaks it up]

King-It’s the leg drop of dddddddoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmm

JR-and if only works unless you are Hulk Hogan…and the year is 1980 something…BROTHER

[Hardy then gets up and then Pond hits a few forearm shots and then whips Hardy off the ropes. Hardy bounces off the ropes and then Pond lowers his head for a back body drop. But then Hardy kicks him in the face and then Pond pops up in pain and then Hardy kicks Pond in the gut and then hits an impaler DDT and then goes into the cover and gets a 1…………………..2………….kick out Hardy then hits a few hard stomps to the downed Pond and then climbs to the top rope and then waits for Pond to get up, suddenly Prophecy gets up about the same time and then Hardy times his jump and then leaps off and nails a double flying clothesline off the top rope to Pond and Prophecy. Pond rolls to the outside, while Prophecy gets up and then gets hit with a few fists and then whips to the ropes Prophecy bounces off the ropes and then Hardy kicks him in the gut as he comes back and then Hardy bounces off the ropes and then comes back to what seems to be a swinging neckbreaker, but then Prophecy counters with a big clothesline that knocks Hardy inside out]

JR-Hardy got caught there

King-Figures someone named “Hardy” would be out smarted…

[Prophecy then climbs out of the ring and then grabs Hardy and tries to smash him into the ring steps. But he then Hardy reverses it and then smashes Prophecy in the ring steps Hardy then gets up and rolls into the ring and then pulls up Pond and then hits a few fists and then whips him to the ropes. Hardy bounces off the ropes and then hits a back body drop Pond stumbles up and then Hardy hits a super kick that makes Hardy falls backwards and then out of the ring. Hardy decides to turn his attention to Prophecy again, but as he turns around he see’s Prophecy has already recovered and is jumping at him and Prophecy hits Hardy with the overcastle. Hardy goes into the cover and gets the 1……………..2……………3]

JR-Prophecy went in the back door to steal the win

King-That’s why I hate triple threats…you need eyes in the back of your head

(OOC-Man…this one was not easy call, Prophecy and Pond had basically the same RP. For whatever reason I liked Prophecy’s RP a little more, but still over competitive, so good job to both of you.)


JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Mystery person!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Mystery person comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Claire!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Claire walks to the ring. Hebner is the referee for this contest. Mystery person places Claire on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Mystery person gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Claire. (ding, ding, ding) Claire get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Mystery person. Claire gets up. Mystery person gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Now Mystery person standing. Claire hits a jumping elbow hrust on Mystery person. ]

King - Mystery person takes a jumping elbow thrust.

[Mystery person gets up. Flying side kick by Mystery person takes Claire off his feet. Claire gets up. Mystery person hits Claire with a headbutt to the mid-section. ]

JR - Mystery person with a headbutt.

[Claire gets hit with a back heel kick. Claire climbs to his feet. Claire places Mystery person over by the turnbuckle. Claire jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker. Claire is up again. Mystery person is up again. Mystery person hits a dragon suplex on Claire. Mystery person chants start. Mystery person moves back to his feet. Mystery person knees Claire and rolls back to his feet. Claire gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from mystery person. Claire drops mystery person with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (the bell rings) mystery person uses a closed fist on Claire. Claire gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Claire kicks mystery person in the groin. ]

The King - Claire executes a kick to the groin.

[Claire gives mystery person a reverse neckbreaker. Claire uses a closed fist on mystery person. mystery person lifts Claire into a vertical suplex. ]

The King - That vertical suplex was very good.

[Claire gets back to his feet. mystery person grabs Claire's leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Claire escapes. mystery person kicks Claire in the groin. But it doesn’t effect the mystery person, Claire is turned around and then the mystery person goes for a clothesline and then Claire ducks it and then goes for a DDT and then drives the mystery person with it. Claire then signals to the crowd that she’s gonna take the mask off, then she turns towards the mystery person who’s getting up with the help of the ropes. The mystery person backs off and then Claire too hyped up charges at the mystery person and then the mystery person then counters with a drop toe hold that sends Claire throat first into the ropes, Claire bounces off and then the mystery person hits a spine buster. The mystery person runs towards the ropes and jumps on the ropes for what you might see for a spring board moonsault. But then at the last second the person turns it into a insane looking twisting spring board moonsault.]

JR-I was gotta say that moonsault looked familiar

King-…what you talking about JR?

[and the mystery person lands it into the cover and gets the 1……………….2……………..3]

JR-The mystery person has won the womens championship

[Suddenly the mystery person holds the womens title up, holds it down to Claire’s face and throws it down as Claire starts to go around and then holds her down unmasking

JR-oh my gawd…she’s back

King-I knew it, Prez Mike isn’t a switch hitter….but she is. Thank god it wasn’t Ashlee…I didn’t think I could stand it if it was her

[Sierra shoves her and takes the womens championship to the back]

“Steal, Cheat, and Lie” blasts on the PA system as Neddie and MDK come ridding with their tag team titles in Neddie’s low rider.

JR-It should be interesting to see if Denis and Engle can be a match for the tag team titles

King-maybe he is…maybe he isn’t

“Medal” blasts on the PA system as the fans chant “You suck” you Engle while Denis walks to the ring

JR-you know I wouldn’t doubt those chants are positive

King-Or that’s what the WWE made them one time *King puts his thumb down *

[Neddie and Engle talk trash, Neddie then pushes Engle. Engle then goes for a fist, but then Neddie ducks it and then hits a few hard quick fists and then Engle backs off and then Neddie then whips Engle off the ropes and then Engle bounces off the ropes and then Neddie ducks his head and then Neddie hits a back body drop, Engle lands hard and then stumbles up and then Neddie then waits for Engle. Engle angry charges at Neddie and then Neddie hits a release arm drag take down and then Engle gets up and then Engle charges at Neddie and then Engle gets dropped kick and then Engle goes down and then Neddie hits a few hard kicks on the downed Engle and then Neddie picks up Engle and then hits a few forearm shots and then tries to whip Engle off the ropes, and then Engle reverses the whip and then sends Neddie to the ropes. Neddie bounces off the ropes and then Engle tries to throw Neddie in the air and then Neddie uses this to hit another drop kick that knocks Engle to the ropes and then Engle holds on the to the ropes and then Neddie hits a few forearm shots and then whips Engle to the ropes and then Engle reverses the whip and then Neddie bounces off the ropes and then Neddie is able to counter into a leg scissors hurricanarana and then Neddie waits for Engle to get up. Once he does, he stumbles to Neddie. Neddie kicks Engle in the gut and then hooks him for a vertical suplex and then hits it. Neddie spins his hips and then pulls up Engle with him and then goes for another vertical suplex, but then Engle is able to shift his weight and goes to the back of Neddie and then pushes Engle then pushes Neddie to the ropes and then tries to roll him up and then Neddie holds on to the ropes and then Engle does a does a summer sault into the middle of the ring and then Neddie charges at Engle as he gets up and then Engle is able to recover and then is able to counter Neddie’s charges with a quick belly to belly suplex by Engle. Both wrestlers are down and then both wrestlers are down, then both stumble about the same time and then Neddie tries to get the advantage again by throwing a fist, but then Engle ducks it and then hits a belly to back suplex and then both wrestlers are down and then slowly makes it to his corner and then makes the tag to Denis]

JR-Denis got the tag

King-wow, this is…interesting…if it was something that actually shocked me

[Denis comes running into the ring and then Denis fires away with quick fists on Neddie who is up on his feet and then Denis whips Neddie off the ropes. Neddie bounces off the ropes, Denis goes for a standing clothesline. But then Neddie ducks it and then continues to the other side of the ring and then bounces off the ropes and then Denis catches Neddie for a power slam and into the cover and gets a 1……………2…….De Kreek comes into the ring and then hits a stomp on Denis to break up the cover and then Denis gets up and then De Kreek hits a few hard fists and then De Kreek whips Denis off the ropes. Denis bounces off the ropes and then leaps in the air and hits a flying forearm on De Kreek and then De Kreek goes down and then stumbles up and then climbs back to his feet and then Denis hits a body slam and then Denis measures up Neddie and then hits a super kick that makes him fall against the top rope. Engle comes into the ring and then Neddie and De Kreek hits a few hard fists to the stunned Neddie who is on the ropes and then Denis and Engle double whip Neddie off the ropes and then Neddie bounces off the ropes and then De Kreek who is on the apron makes a blindside tag and then Neddie bounces back to Engle and Denis and then they hit a two man flap jack.]

JR-Engle and Denis are working as a better team than the tag team champions

King-I wouldn’t go that far, besides…MDK or Neddie wouldn’t be happy to hear that

[De Kreek waits on the top rope as Denis gets up, and then De Kreek goes for a cross body block. But then Denis ducks it and then goes to the corner and then makes the tag to Engle. Engle gets ready as De Kreek stumbles up and then Engle tries to go for the Engle slam, but then De Kreek slides out of the back and then Engle gets rolled up in a small package and gets the 1…………………2…………..3]

(In the back Wasabi is in the back with the Couch)

.::the Couch::.-Wasabi, the word is that you were the one that helped get the main event formed because of you, what you have to say about it

.::Wasabi::.-That’s a lie! How could you say something like that *Rachel whispers something in Wasabi’s ear *….what….I did…..oh well I guess I did. You see Punisher seemly has a lot of people gunning for him and that extreme title, well he can add one more to the list. Punisher, you and I have some history, such as when you cost me a world title shot….DAMN YOU for that, anyways it’s time to pay Punisher…and oh you will pay…pay…FOREVER

(Wasabi runs off the camera as we fade out)

(this quick, un like Wasabi message was brought to you by Prez Mike, and not Wasabi…Prez Mike since 1999 running your character in the result for storyline, because I can…lol)

“I’m back” blasts on the PA system as Eric Bischoff walks out to the ring with Randy Orton trailing him

JR-Orton for whatever reason have made Bischoff think he’s some sort of killing machine. You really got to wonder what Orton’s real intensions are.

King-Maybe he’s looking for a new car…

JR-That could be

“No Chance in Hell” blasts on the PA system as McMahon walks to the ring with Kaedon

JR-McMahon has been kind of a leader to Kaedon

King- Kaedon is always listening to someone else it would seem.

[Bischoff and McMahon meet in the middle of the ring and then Bischoff is saying something to McMahon. Bischoff then hits a bitch slap on him, McMahon turns to Bischoff slowly and then takes a swing out of frustration and then Bischoff ducks and then hits a few karate kicks to McMahon that stumble him. Bischoff then turns to Orton on the outside happy that his offense is actually working (unlike their match with WWE…damn McMahon and his McMahoning up).Orton gives him a thumbs up, but then McMahon explodes up and then takes Bischoff down with a double leg take down and then McMahon hits a few fists and then the ref has to pull off McMahon. Bischoff rolls off and under the rope and then gets up on the apron. McMahon then goes to the ropes and then brings Bischoff over the ropes. Bischoff then begs off as McMahon slowly goes in for another attack. Orton then jumps on the apron and then yells at the ref. This turns the ref attention to Orton, Bischoff is able to get in a low blow on McMahon. Orton then jumps down as Kaedon comes towards Orton, Orton runs away from him laughing and then Bischoff hits a few kicks and then McMahon head is on the bottom rope and then Bischoff grabs McMahon’s legs and then sling shots his throat into the bottom rope.]

King-The karate master is winning

JR-Wouldn’t be like this if this was the WWE

King-Well if would if it was the WCW

JR-Point taken….

[Bischoff then hits a few stomps on the downed McMahon and then pulls him up and then hits a few forearm shots to the face and then whips McMahon to the ropes and McMahon bounces off the ropes and then Bischoff hits a spinning elbow into the gut and then McMahon goes to his knee’s and then Bischoff does a karate does and then hits a back karate kick and then Bischoff goes into the cover after rolling McMahon on his back and gets the 1…………….2……….kick out. Bischoff looks up to the ref and questions if it was 3. Then Bischoff not wanting to waste time he starts to chokes McMahon and then gets 5 count and then Bischoff lets go before the 5 and then Bischoff then hits a few stomps and then Bischoff gets up and then does some more karate poses and then waits for McMahon to get up, once McMahon stumbles up and then Bischoff goes for a straight kick. But then McMahon catches it and then spins Bischoff around and then kicks Bischoff in the gut and then hits the Mc-Stunner on Bischoff. But then McMahon is a bit beat up right about now and then falls away from Bischoff and then slowly McMahon goes into the cover and then pushes Bischoff on his back and then goes into the cover and then doesn’t get a count. Because once again the ref is being distracted by Randy Orton. But this time Kaedon is able to get to Orton and then pull him off the apron and then his head bounces off the apron and then Kaedon takes Orton and then rams him into the steel steps and then with out distraction now the ref see’s the cover and then gets the 1……………………2……………..kick out. Bischoff had too much time to recover as McMahon looks a little fustrated and pissed, McMahon then takes Bischoff and then goes to the turnbuckle and then smashes his head against the turnbuckle 1……………2…………..3………..4………..5…………..6…………..7………..8……….9…….10 times and then McMahon then hits a few hard fists and then McMahon then hooks Bischoff for a running bulldog. But Bischoff is able to push McMahon off and McMahon goes crashing to the mat.]

JR-back and forth match, Kaedon must felt good ramming Orton into the steps

King-Finally Benoit got his revenge…now some guy named Doug needs his revenge.

JR-Who’s Doug?

King-Fucked if I know.

[McMahon gets up and then Bischoff then pulls the ref in front of him. Unable to stop McMahon crashes into the ref and then he goes down and then Bischoff stumbles out and the McMahon hits another Mc-Stunner on Bischoff and goes into the cover, but there is no ref. Orton who has recovered is saying something to Kaedon. Kadon gets pissed and grabs a chair, then Orton gets a “oh shit” look and then starts running as Kaedon comes after him. Orton slides into the ring as McMahon is up trying to revive the ref. Suddenly Orton comes from behind and then nails the RKO! Orton smiles his cocky smile, then turns around and then see’s Kaedon trying to take his head off with the chair. Orton ducks and then falls down and then begs off and then Kaedon comes at him. Orton then slides out the ring and then points to his head and then Kaedon laughs and then takes the chair and smashes Bischoff over the head. But Kaedon doesn’t realize that the ref has come to enough to see what he was doing and then he calls for the bell. McMahon says something, but before Kaedon can do any more damage to Bischoff. Orton pulls Bischoff out of the ring.]

King-Bischoff wins!! He is the Karate master

JR-Well Bischoff wins by DQ…but he sure doesn’t look like a winner to me…

King-Well maybe after a few hours when he comes around he can enjoy the win.. *We go to the backstage area in the trainers office as Bischoff holds a pack of ice to his face as Orton is there too*

.::Randy Orton::.-Man that was awesome, you took no prisonors

.::Eric Bischoff::.-groan...

.::Randy Orton::.-Spoken like a true Legend Killer in training

.::Eric Bischoff::.-groan...

.::Randy Orton::.-Your right, what was I thinking....you are a legend killer like me. I mean did you see the fear in the eyes of Vince McMahon. Hell even that 7 foot goof Kaedon fears you as he knew that Vince couldn't take anymore...I know if he didn't blindsided you, you would have taken Kaedon out as well

.::Eric Bischoff-gro...

(Suddenly Vince McMahon comes running into the picture and then starts to pound Bischoff again, as he groans more with every punch. Suddenly security comes and drags McMahon yelling as Orton comes back on the picture)

.::Randy Orton::.-Yeah that's right, get that piece of trash out of my sight. Vince your gonna find that one day you will pay for that, because Bischoff and Orton are gonna run this federation, isn't that right Eric?

.::Eric Bischoff::.-*groan, falls over*

(Orton takes a stick and pokes Bischoff as we go back to the ring)

“Hanley’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Wasabi and Josh Hanley walks to the ring

King-Well…at least it’s not a lame mixing of two wrestlers themes

JR-I will admit, those don’t turn out very well..

“Capital Punishment” blasts on the PA system as Punisher and Angelus come out with their respective titles on their shoulders

JR-This is a odd tag team, but it’s more formed due to issues on the other side. You know Hanley and Angelus has an on going feud, and it would seem that Wasabi might be gunning for Punisher, because he asked to be facing him.

King-I’d watch out Wasabi, you might get Punished…

[Wasabi and Angelus pace around the ring and then Angelus charges at Wasabi, Wasabi goes behind Angelus into a waist lock and then clubs him from behind and then Angelus tries to elbow Wasabi, Wasabi ducks it and then Angelus spins around and then Wasabi gets Angelus ready for a northern lights suplex and then hits the release northern lights suplex. Angelus stumbles up and then Wasabi runs at him and then nails a running clothesline. Wasabi then goes to the second rope and then climbs to the second rope and then waits for Angelus to get up. Angelus stumbles up and backwards towards Wasabi and then Wasabi jump off and nails a one handed bulldog and then Wasabi recovers and pushes Angelus on his back and then goes into the cover and gets a 1………….2……..kick out. Wasabi then pulls up Angelus and then hits a few hard forearm shots to the face and then Angelus stumbles back and then Wasabi tries to whip Angelus to the ropes and then Angelus reverses it and then Wasabi bounces off the ropes and then goes for what seems like a lou thez press and then gets countered into a front spinebuster and then Angelus falls away from Wasabi and then Angelus recovers for a few seconds and then goes to the ropes and then climbs up and then Wasabi stumbles up and then tries to get the advantage back and charges at Angelus and then Angelus counters it with a hot shot to the ropes and then Wasabi goes crashes on the top rope throat first and then Angelus waits for Wasabi turn towards him, once he does Angelus hits a few hard fists and then Angelus whips Wasabi off the ropes and then hits a spinning heel kick knocking down Wasabi. Angelus then gets up and then makes a tag to Punisher and then Wasabi is getting up in the corner and then Punisher quickly goes towards the corner and then hammers Wasabi with hard aggressive punches and then follows it up with a few kicks into the gut and then whips Wasabi to the opposite side of the ring and then Wasabi bounces off and stumbles forward and then Punisher charges in and then Wasabi moves out of the way and then grabs Punisher and then throws him into the ring post. Wasabi stumbles around on his feet, seemly really effected by the beating he’s gotten and then dives and then makes the tag to Josh Hanley.]

King-Oh good the regular named guy coming into the ring, maybe I should just be called Jerry Lawler, rather than “the King”. I missed the boat on the capitalized first and last letter for names…I could have been ThE KinG

JR-That would have been interesting King

[Hanley comes into the ring to a good pop and then knocks down Punisher as he’s out of the post. Angelus comes into the picture and tries to knock down Hanley with a clothesline, but Hanley ducks it and then kicks Angelus in the gut and then hooks up Angelus and then hits a suplex, and then Angelus stumbles up and then Hanley who is really focusing on Angelus hits a big fist and knocks down Angelus, Angelus stays up and then backs to the ropes and then Hanley charges at Angelus and then knocks Angelus over the top rope and then Hanley then goes to the ropes and then sling shots himself over the top rope and knocks down Angelus who has gotten up on the arena follow with a cross body block. Both wrestlers are down, but Hanley a bit obsessed with getting his shots on Angelus stumbles up as soon as possible and then Hanley pulls up Angelus and then tries to whip him to the ring post, but then Angelus reverses it and then sends Hanley off the post and then Hanley stays on the post and then Angelus takes Hanley’s arm and then smashes it against the ring post and then Hanley stumbles back and then Angelus picks up Hanley and then drops him on to the announcer table face first and then in the ring Wasabi seemly is trying to get Punisher into a sling shot, but Punisher then kicks Wasabi off and then Wasabi bounces off the turnbuckle and falls into a low blow.]

King-ummm ouch

JR-You said it King

[All of a sudden Hanley gets on the apron and gets the tag in from Wasabi and then Hanley comes into the ring and then kicks Punisher in the gut and then hits the widow maker. Then goes into the cover, but suddenly Messiah jumps on the apron and then yells at the ref suddenly Hanley gets and then hits a punch to Messiah, Hanley then yells some stuff at Messiah. Turns around into Punisher who picks him up and then drives him down with a Capital Punishment . Punisher goes into the cover and gets the 1……………2……………3]

JR-Damn it, Messiah just screwed Hanley and Wasabi out of the match.

King-What he doing here?

[Suddenly Wasabi comes from behind Punisher and throws him into the floor. Wasabi then clears Spanish announce table and then measures up Punisher. Punisher stumbles up and then Wasabi smashes Punisher with a monitor, Punisher falls on the announce table and then Wasabi rolls into the ring and then climbs to the top rope and then jumps off into the hang time and then nails it on Punisher and smashes the table as both Wasabi and Punisher lay broken in the table. We get a shot in the ring as Hanley has come to with a pissed looking up at where Messiah is standing, suddenly “time to pay the game” blasts on the PA system and then Jay stands clapping in the background as Hanley is shaking with anger on the mat as we fade out of Legacy of Blood.]