EMF: Evolution
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, X-Cold-T!!! (crowd cheers ****) ["Can you feel the chill BITCH" blasts on the PA system as X-Cold-T walks to the ramp, X-Cold-T does his taunt to start his pyro...and he stands too close to it and is now on fire. Already ready, backstage workers put him out and X-Cold-T walks to the ring still smoking from the fire. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Eugene!!! (crowd cheers ) [Eugene walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Eugene gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from X-Cold-T. Eugene drops X-Cold-T with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ring, ring, ring) X-Cold-T monkey flips Eugene onto the mat. X-Cold-T is up again. X-Cold-T goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Eugene. Now X-Cold-T standing. Eugene with a jumping DDT on X-Cold-T. Eugene chants start. Eugene stands up. Indian deathlock applied by Eugene. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... X-Cold-T is fighting the hold. ... X-Cold-T trys to escape. ... X-Cold-T escapes. Eugene hits the handspring moonsault on X-Cold-T. Now Eugene standing. X-Cold-T gets locked in the painful STF. Earl Hebner asks X-Cold-T if he quits. ... X-Cold-T is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... X-Cold-T trys to escape. Eugene breaks the hold. Eugene executes a corkscrew legdrop on X-Cold-T. X-Cold-T is back on his feet. Eugene hits him with a back fist. X-Cold-T bounces Eugene off the ropes and clotheslines him. Eugene stands up. Eugene throws X-Cold-T off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Eugene chops X-Cold-T. Eugene kicks X-Cold-T in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. ] The King** - Skita would never allow that to happen [X-Cold-T hits Eugene with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Now Eugene standing. Eugene lifts X-Cold-T into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Eugene hits X-Cold-T with an elbowdrop. Eugene is up again. Eugene knee drops X-Cold-T. Eugene chants start. Eugene climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on X-Cold-T. Eugene uses a legsweep faceslam to bring X-Cold-T down. X-Cold-T gets hit with the shooting star press from Eugene. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, Eugene!!! We go into a video of how the matches came to be, also some storyline that has been running. Once it ends we go into the darken arena and fireworks blasts off on the specially made set and then it once we end the lights come on and then the camera searches around the crowd as fans yell and wave their signs JR-Welcome to Evolution, we have a great show for you tonight!! I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler “Suddenly an unknown theme” blasts on the PA system as Kris Gaffney walks to the announcers booth. He has a Brian Cook jersey on, suddenly a Duane Gates fan tries to attack Kris. But then falls unconscious as he hits into Kris, and he JOBS!! JR-Well look who it is… Kris Gaffney-The ratings just went through the roofs King-Well if it’s because of you, then their about to drop…were switching a writers for this match Kris Gaffney-gulp, and Kris disappears into thin air JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Lion!!! (crowd cheers **) [Lion comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, John Cena!!! (crowd cheers ) [John Cena walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. John Cena gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Lion. John Cena executes a pumphandle suplex on Lion. (ring, ring, ring) John Cena gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Lion. Lion hits John Cena with an earringer. Lion gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Lion gets hit with the shooting star press from John Cena. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Lion escapes. Lion gets up. John Cena takes a slap to the face from Lion. Now Lion standing. Lion monkey flips John Cena onto the mat. Lion discus punches John Cena. John Cena gets up. John Cena with a powerful choke lift on Lion. John Cena drags Lion to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) John Cena throws a chair at Lion. (..2) Lion gets knocked on the ground and John Cena flips onto him. Lion gets back to his feet. (...3) John Cena is hit with a backward kick. (....4) John Cena monkey flips Lion onto the floor. John Cena is back on his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. John Cena kicks Lion on the mat. ] JR - Lion takes a stomp. [Lion gets back to his feet. Lion nails John Cena with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Lion climbs to his feet. Lion knees John Cena and rolls back to his feet. John Cena is back on his feet. John Cena gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Lion. John Cena catches Lion leg, but Lion reverses it with an enzuigiri to John Cena's head. John Cena gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Lion. Lion gets back to his feet. John Cena gets knocked on the ground and Lion flips onto him. ] The King - Lion with a flip. Lion drops John Cena with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. John Cena places Lion on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Lion takes John Cena down with a knee. John Cena gets hit with the shooting star press from Lion. The ref starts the count. ...1 John Cena kicks out. John Cena is up again. Flying sommersault drop kick by John Cena puts him back in the match. John Cena gets up. Lion is back on his feet. John Cena slaps the face of Lion. John Cena gets up. John Cena hits Lion with an earringer. Lion does a handspring and hits John Cena with a bodyblock, what a move! Lion chants start. Now Lion standing. Lion applies a nerve hold on John Cena. The referee is checking the situation. ... John Cena trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... John Cena is fighting the hold. John Cena escapes. John Cena stands up. John Cena applies the clawhold on Lion. John Cena kicks Lion in the head. John Cena grabs Lion and applies an arm wrench. Lion moves back to his feet. John Cena forearm smashes Lion. John Cena with an Aztecan suplex on Lion sends him to the mat. John Cena stands up. John Cena measures Lion up and drops a closed fist. Now John Cena standing. Lion climbs to his feet. John Cena takes Lion off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Lion moves back to his feet. John Cena executes the jumping sidekick on Lion. John Cena goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Lion. John Cena moves back to his feet. John Cena discus punches Lion. John Cena puts Lion in an arm grapevine submission. Lion gets hit with a diving elbow smash from John Cena. John Cena executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Lion. Lion stands up. Lion trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but John Cena avoids it. Lion kicks John Cena in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Lion chants start. ] The King - Good scissor kick by Lion. [Lion executes a corkscrew legdrop on John Cena. ] JR - Lion with a corkscrew legdrop. [Lion gets back to his feet. John Cena gets hit with the shooting star press from Lion. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 John Cena kicks out. John Cena is back on his feet. John Cena with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Lion. ] The King - flying spinning leg lariat! [Now John Cena standing. Lion gets up. John Cena uses a lariat on Lion. Lion is back on his feet. John Cena is bounced off the ropes and hit with the rocker dropper. Lion chants start. ] JR - Good rocker dropper by Lion. [John Cena gets up. John Cena gets knock to the ground while Lion locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... John Cena trys to escape. John Cena escapes. ] The King** - WES...honestly, why doesn't he just have his name change. He hates it, I hate it, get rid of it!!! [Lion executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming John Cena's face to the mat. Lion gets back to his feet. John Cena gets elbowed to his midsection by John Cena. Lion chants start. John Cena puts Lion on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. John Cena is back on his feet. Now Lion standing. Lion kicks John Cena on the mat. Now John Cena standing. John Cena hits a dragon suplex on Lion. John Cena chants start. John Cena puts the chicken wing on Lion. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Lion is fighting the hold. ... ... John Cena breaks the hold. John Cena and Lion go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) John Cena executes a corkscrew legdrop on Lion. John Cena climbs to his feet. John Cena rolls onto Lion connecting with a knee. John Cena takes Lion into the ring. John Cena hits a frog splash on Lion. John Cena is back on his feet. John Cena executes a flying headbutt on Lion. John Cena with the Flying Elbowdrop on Lion! Cena then runs to the ropes and then hits a shoulder block on Lion and then Cena pumps up his shoes and then goes for the 5 knuckle shuffle. Lion nips up as Cena, then kicks Cena in the gut and goes for the jungle fever and then Cena is able to spin out of it and then pull Lion on his shoulders and then hits the F-U!! Cena goes into the cover and Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, John Cena!!! OOC-Lion, I hope you don't get discouraged...I felt you were a strong competitor for this title, but in the end Cena just had a little too much for what you posted up. But you did step up, so I want to say for what is worth good job. Also once again I apologize to both of you for taking so long to get this up, hopefully a written version will be done soon.) Finkel:"The following contest is a Triple Threat match for the EMF Women's Championship. Introducing first, a challenger representing Revolution....Chyna!" "Chyna's Theme" begins to play as she walks out onto the stage wearing her usual black leather wrestling gear. She makes her way down the aisle, slapping a few hands with some fans along the way. Chyna slides into the ring and immediately hops up to her feet, backing up against the far side ropes and staring at the entrance way. Finkel:"And introducing next, the other challenger....Claire!!" "Claire's Theme" begins to play and she runs out onto the stage, a look of determination on her face as he runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. Claire stands up and stares Chyna down for a brief moment before backing into a neutral corner. Finkel:"And introducing now, she is the EMF Women's Champion Tori!!!!!" "Tori's Theme" begins to play and she walks out onto the stage wearing the Women's Championship. She looks around at the crowd for a moment, and then makes her way down the aisle. Tori pulls the Women's Title off and makes her way up the ring steps, and then climbs in the ring. She hands the championship to Referee Randy Anderson who shows it to both Chyna and Claire. Randy Anderson then holds the title in the air for the crowd to see as the bell rings. The three women circle around one another, neither of them willing to rush another. Finally, after circling the ring a couple of times Claire rushes at Tori, taking her down with a spear and beginning to nail her with rights and lefts. Claire begins to beat Tori's head on the mat, but after about the third time of doing so, Chyna grabs Claire by the hair and pulls her up to her feet. Chyna pulls Claire's head back, and says something to her, before driving the back of her head into the canvas with a Reverse DDT. Chyna goes into a quick cover, and Randy Anderson gets into position for the count. 1...2......Tori manages to get to her feet and break up the count with a stiff kick to the side of Chyna's head. J.R:"Well, I definently hope that all three of these women have come prepared to do whatever it takes to win this match, because I guarantee you that this isn't going to be an easy one to win." King:"Shut up J.R! Don't distract me when I'm watching Tori and Claire's Puppies!" J.R:"What about Chyna King?" King:"I don't like man boobs!" Tori pulls Chyna up to her feet, and kicks her in the stomach, doubling her over and allowing Tori and hit a near perfect Vertical Suplex. Tori rolls through into the cover, hooking the far leg. 1....2.....Chyna kicks out shortly after the count of two. Tori stands up, laying the boots to Chyna, then turning and laying a massive kick across the side of Claire's face as she tries to stand up. Claire goes back down, clasping the side of her face and head. Tori turns around to turn her attention back to Chyna, bending over and grabbing Chyna by the hair and beginning to pull her to her feet. Tori gets Chyna up to her knees before Chyna begins to drive hard right hands into the stomach of Tori. Finally, after a few punches Tori lets go of Chyna's hair. Chyna stands up and drives a forearm into the side of Tori's head, followed immediately by a second and then third, before Irish Whipping her into the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. Tori comes off the ropes and on her return Chyna catches her and drives her hard into the mat with a Powerslam. Chyna immediately hooks a leg upon landing and Randy Anderson hurries into position for the count....1......2........NO! From out of no where Claire comes into the picture and breaks up the pin fall with an elbow drop to the ribs of Chyna. Chyna rolls off of Tori, and Claire stands up, putting the boots to Chyna's ribs and abdomen over and over again. Claire turns around and kicks Tori a couple of times for good measure, before picking her up and tossing her out of the ring. Claire turns back around, and kicks Chyna one more time for good measure and then pulls her up to her feet, backing her into the nearest corner. Claire delivers a few chops to the chest of Chyna, then picks her up and sets her on the top turnbuckle. Claire climbs up onto the second turnbuckle, and then slaps Chyna across the face, once, twice, three times. Claire finally screams something at Chyna, then jumps straight up, locking her legs around Chyna's head and sending her flying across the ring with a beautifully executed Frankesteiner from the top rope. Claire goes into the cover, hooking both legs for leverage. Randy Anderson hits the mat to make the count.....1......2.........NO!!! From out of no where Tori rolls back into the ring just in time to break up the pinfall. Claire rolls off of Chyna and quickly comes to her feet, screaming at Tori as she stands up. Claire rushes at Tori, but Tori side steps her and sends her throat first across the middle rope with a perfectly timed drop toe hold. Claire bounces off the rope, grasping her throat and gasping for breath as Tori kicked her out of the ring. J.R:"It definently looks like Tori has come well prepared to defend her championship against two women who would love nothing more than to not only win the Women's Championship, but to put her out of action as well." King:"Shut up dammit! I'm trying to concentrate on the Puppies!" Tori spins around and turns her attention to Chyna, who is just starting to come back up to her feet after the Frankensteiner.Tori grabs Chyna by the hair and pulls her up to her feet, whipping her into the far corner, following her in and nailing her with a clothesline. Tori immediately whips Chyna back across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle, and once again follows her in, but this time Tori is met by a boot to the face from Chyna. Tori stumbles back and Chyna comes out of the corner, and quickly kicks Tori in the stomach, causing her to double over. Chyna tucks Tori's head under her arm and drives the top of her head into the canvas with a massive DDT. Instead of making the cover, Chyna stands up and yells something to the crowd and then spins around. As she gets turned around Claire rolls into the ring, and quickly rolls Chyna up from behind. Once she has Chyna rolled up and is able to hold Chyna as Randy Anderson begins to count.....1.....2.....3!!! J.R:"Claire is the new womens champion!! King:"But she didn’t pin Tori, she never beat Tori!! She cheated….but, then again..of course she cheated, shes a woman isn't she!" J.R:"Yeah, you know all about cheating women don't you?" Claire quickly rolls out of the ring, grabbing the Women's Title from the time keeper's table and hopping over the ring barrier and making her way out through the crowd. Kris Gaffney comes back from thin air Kris Gaffney-what the hell…? King-Oh your back…were back to that other writer Kris Gaffney-I’ve been the weirdest place, where there are people like AN ARKE, Dreg Head, KANE, Mick Foley…and worst…Booker T AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH King-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH JR-oh hell…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH (“619” blaset on the PA system as Rey comes through the floor and then does his usual entrance) JR-Rey Mysterio is making his debut tonight at Evolution King-Wait I thought he was Prez Mike? JR-No King…he is not Prez Mike. Mike just stole one of Amy Dumas’ masks “Man Beast” blasts on the PA system as Rhyno walks into the ring Kris Gaffney-I must admit, it takes a lot of guts to go into a match like this and then go into a match where you don’t “know” who the person is King-Maybe it’s “Matt” Kris Gaffney-So then Rhyno’s going to wrestle against something that doesn’t exist? “the Next big thing” blasts on the PA system as Brock does his entrance and then goes into the ring JR looks over to King, who now has a sombrero, then looks over to Kris who now has a sombrero on JR-Oh my god…it’s like the craze of acting like Tazz.. [Rey, Brock, and Rhyno stand in three corners and then Brock and Rhyno start trading fist and then Rey runs to the ropes and spring boards off the ropes and then hits a double bulldog on Rhyno and Brock and then Rey hits a few stomps on Brock and then runs to the ropes and then bounces off then hits a double low front drop kick and then takes both Brock and Rhyno down and then Rey runs to the ropes for another move, but before he can as he bounces off Rhyno gets up and then hits a hard clothesline on Rey. Rey stumbles up and then Rey gets picked up and then slammed on the mat and then Rhyno notices Brock up and then Rhyno goes over to where he is and then hits a few hard fists and then whips him to the ropes and then Brock reverses the whip and then Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then Rhyno it's a shoulder block and then Brock stumbles back but doesn't move very much, Brock then challenges Rhyno to try to knock him down and then Rhyno runs to the ropes and then goes for another shoulder block. But then Brock hits another clothesline and then laughs as he fooled Rhyno and then hits a few stomps on the downed Rhyno and then Rhyno stumbles up into the corner and then Brock hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner and then Brock whips Rhyno to the opposite side of the ring and then Rhyno hits hard back first and then stumbles back and then Brock hits a belly to belly suplex and then hits a few stomps on the downed Rhyno and then Rhyno rolls to the outside and then Brock see’s Rey getting up near the ropes and then Brock charges at him and then Rey counters it with a drop toe hold nd then Brock falls on the ropes and then Rey calls for the 619. Rey runs to the ropes and then bounces off and then goes for the 619 and then misses it because Brock gets out of the way and then Brock rolls out of the ring and then tries to get away from Rey. Brock is right near where Rhyno is so he starts beating on him and then Rey runs to the ropes and then leaps over the top rope for a summersault over the top rop dive that knocks down Rhyno and Brock, as well as Rey is a bit hurt but goes on and then Rey helps Brock into the ring and then climbs on to the apron and then Rey climbs to the top rope and then waits for Brock to get up and then Brock stumbles up and then Rey leaps off the top rope and then goes for a cross body block and then Brock see’s Rhyno getting up on the apron and then Brock then takes a few steps to get in position and then hits a fall away slam on Rey, but not only that Rey goes flying right into Rhyno knocking him off the apron and then falling head first into the Spanish announcers table and then to the arena floor again and then Brock hits a few hard stomps to the downed Rey and then Brock whips Rey to the ropes and then Rey comes off the ropes and then Brock goes for a clothesline, but Rey ducks it and then jumps on the ropes and then spring boards on to Brock’s shoulders for a seconds until spinning around and hitting a hurricanarana and then Brock stumbles up and then Rey hits a few hard fists and then Brock already stunned stumbles back and then Rey whips Brock off the ropes suddenly Rhyno comes out of no where and just about takes Brock’s head off with a clothesline and then he does his taunt and then he says something to Rey and then Rey nods and then Rey and Rhyno take turns at hitting fist on Brock and then they whip Brock off the ropes. Brock bounces off the ropes and then Brock bounces off the ropes and then Rey and Rhyno hit a double flap jack on Brock and then Rhyno calls for something and then Rey goes to the outside and then Rhyno pulls up Brock and then sets him up for a vertical suplex and then Rhyno picks up Brock in the move and then Rey leaps off into a cross body block and then hits the cross body block and then Rhyno hits the vertical suplex as well] King-Oh my god, they are double teaming JR-And you blame me for going into sim mode.. Kris Gaffney-I can’t believe Brock Lesnar is still alive… [Rhyno then pushes off Rey and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1………..2………Rey pulls Rhyno off the corner and then questions him and then Rhyno pushes Rey and then Rey and Rhyno take swings at each other. Then Rhyno is getting the best of it, so Rey ducks the next punch and then goes to the ropes and then he bounces off the ropes and then Rey sets up and then hits a wheel barrel bulldog head lock and then Rhyno pops up and then Rey hits a few forearms and then whips Rhyno off the ropes and then Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then Rey goes for what seems to be a back body drop. But then Rhyno takes Rey by the mask and then drives him down to the mat and then Rhyno stumbles to the ropes in an attempt to hold himself up and then Rey is able to make it to the corner trying to recover and then Rhyno will not allow that to happen and then Rhyno charges and then hits the gore in the corner and then Rey falls down on the mat and then Rhyno pulls him up into the corner and then hits a few knife edge chops and then Rhyno then sets up Rey and then tries to hiptoss him out of the corner, but Rey is able to land on his feet. But still dazed he goes right into Rhyno who hits a belly to belly suplex and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1………….2………kick out. By this time Rhyno see’s Lesnar getting up and then decides that he should try to find beat him down a little bit and then he goes over to there and then hits a few stomps on the downed Lesnar and then whips him to the ropes. But the before Brock (Lesnar, of course) can bounces off the ropes he grabs on the rope and then Rhyno charges and then Brock ducks down and then Rhyno goes flying from the ring] JR-Rhyno to the outside Kris Gaffney- You think if Brock wins this match, there will be a Brock sombrero dance? King-possibility… [Brock laughs at Rhyno and then looks over as Rey’s getting up and then Brock goes over there and then hits a few clubbing blows and then whips Rey to the ropes. Rey hooks the ropes, Brock charges at Rey and then Rey hits a drop toe hold that sends Brock throat first into the ropes and he stays there as Rey quickly calls for the 619 and then hits the 619 on Brock. Rey’s on the outside and then spring boards off the ropes and then drops the dime on Brock. But before he can go into the cover, Rhyno pulls out Rey out of the ring and then quickly goes into the cover and gets the 1……………2………….3] JR-Rhyno got the victory Kris Gaffney- I love it, he made Rey do all the work (Rey gets into the ring and can’t believe it as Rhyno celebrates on the ramp way. But before he can leave the ring side, Rey gets on the microphone) .::Rey Mysterio::.-Look Rhyno, I make no excuses. But you know, I still think that match was mine to win as well. Hell you took advantage of an opportunity, and that’s fine..but I got an offer for you. You see I don’t think we should leave any doubts in the minds of the people of who the real #1 contender for the tag team titles are, so what I’m suggesting is next week on Shockwave, you bring Cena. I’ll bring RVD, and you know what…I’ll even let you pick the match, so there are no excuses. You don’t have to answer now, but just something for you to think about (Rhyno looks on blank on the ring and then backs up the backstage area) (OOC-Rhyno, you won fair and square. Dan just had some OOC reasons it would seem not to RP. So why I let him challenge you like this (though I wrote it, don’t hold it against him. I just wrote something to the effect of what he agreed). You may e-mail me to accept it, or not but for now I’ll put it on the next Shockwave card, if you don’t except, then I’ll take it off…but if you do, I’ll keep it on the card.) “Man Beast” blasts on the PA system as the Rhyno walks to the ring Kris Gaffney-Here comes Al Gore’s favorite wrestler King-No…that would be the developmental wrestler RECOUNT JR-Oh give it a rest…it was 4 years ago “IF YOU SMELL…..WHAT THE ROCK….IS COOKING” blasts on the PA system as the crowd cheers loud as the Rock walks to the ring JR-It’s the great one! King-It’s the Rock Kris Gaffney-You both seemed surprise, did you not see the Rock’s promo earlier today? JR and King job [Rhyno looks ready and then jumps out of the ring and then meets the Rock where he is in the ramp and then goes for a fist, but it’s blocked and returned by the Rock and then Rhyno reels back and then Rhyno stumbles to the ring side and then the Rock takes Rhyno and then smashes him into the ring steps and then rolls him into the ring and then the Rock rolls into the ring and then the match starts officially as the Rock see’s Rhyno he goes over to the corner and tries to hit a few fists in the corner, but it’s blocked and then Rhyno hits a knee into the gut and then Rock stumbles off and then Rhyno whips the Rock to the ropes. But then the Rock reverses it and then sends Rhyno to the ropes and then Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then the Rock hits a spinning reverse elbow and then Rhyno goes down and then Rhyno stumbles up and then the Rock picks up Rhyno and hits a body slam and then the Rock hits a few of his pattern stomps on the downed Rhyno and then Rhyno stumbles up and then Rock hits a few hard fists and then tries to whip him to the ropes and then Rhyno reverses it, Rock bounces off the ropes and then Rhyno puts his head down for a back body drop. But then the Rock hits a kick to the face of Rhyno and then Rock hits a running forearm smash on Rhyno that takes him down. Rhyno stumbles up into the corner and then Rock hits a few hard fists and then Rock whips Rhyno to the ropes, but then Rock gets reversed and then sends him to the ropes Rock bounces off the ropes and then Rhyno lowers his head against and then Rock reverses it for a Miavia Hurricane DDT and then Rock goes into the cover and then gets the 1………….2…….kick out, Rock then puts Rhyno into a chin lock and then Rhyno slowly gets up and then hits a few elbows into the gut and then breaks the hold of the Rock and then Rhyno runs to the ropes and then Rhyno is able to break the hold of Rock and then Rhyno runs to the ropes, bounces off and then bounces off Rock is seemly still stunned and then Rock comes alive and then hits a belly to belly suplex and then takes down Rhyno and then Rock waits for Rhyno to stumbles up. Rhyno gets up dazed and then Rock kicks Rhyno in the gut and then hits a DDT] JR-This could be the end King-Good, I need a nap and the sounds keep waking me up…or maybe that’s JR…JR must die. Kris Gaffney- Well…you have tried to kill JR for a long time now King, you beat him senseless every Shockwave and he goes on like nothing happens King-Yeah..stupid no selling bastard [Rock then gets up and then takes his time and then lets Rhyno to get to his feet and then gets ready to hit the Rock bottom and then Rhyno stumbles right into Rock. Before Rock can hit the move and then Rhyno hits a few elbows into the side of the head of Rock, Rock stumbles away and then back Rhyno kicks Rock in the gut and then sets him up and then nails a brain buster and then both wrestlers are down and then slowly both wrestlers get to their feet. Rock trying to get the advantage goes for a fist, but it’s returned by Rhyno. Rock stumbles back and then Rhyno whips Rock to the ropes, but then Rock reverses it and then Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then Rhyno hits a big shoulder block and then Rock stumbles back and then falls out of the ring and then Rhyno takes a few moments and recovers and then Rhyno hits a few stomps on the downed Rock and then picks him up and then drops his throat on the guard rail and then the Rock bounces off and then Rhyno throws him shoulder first into the ring steps and then Rock gets rolled into the ring and then Rhyno says something to the crowd and then climbs to the apron and then climbs to the top rope and then waits for Rock to get up, once he does Rhyno leaps off the top rope and then goes for a double ax handle. But then the Rock hits fist and then goes down to the mat himself and then Rhyno stumbles up into the corner and then Rock hits a few fists and then whips him to the outside of the ring and then Rhyno reverses it. He can’t charge when he wants to, but he goes for the gore in the corner and then Rock moves out of the way. Though still hurt from the moves Rhyno has given him, mean while Rhyno was able to use his hands to stop him momentum and then measures up the Rock in the corner and then Rhyno charges and then hits a gore so hard that it turns the Rock inside out.] JR-The gore, it may be over here King-Only if the Rock demands a recount JR-…..your going to keep milking that King-Oh yeah [Rhyno goes into the cover on the Rock after a few moments and then gets a 1……………2……….kick out Rhyno can’t believe that Rock kicked out. Rhyno goes back into the corner and then motions for the Rock to get up, Rock stumbles up and then Rhyno charges for another gore. Rock side steps and then throws him into the turnbuckle shoulder first, Rhyno stumbles back into the Rock bottom!! The Rock goes into the cover and gets the 1…………………2……………..kick out! Rock is a bit too hurt from the gore and Rhyno is the first to get up, Rhyno charges for another gore it would seem, but then the Rock turns it into a spinebuster and then the Rock drags Rhyno into the center of the ring and then sets up and then slowly pulls off his elbow pad and throws it into the crowd and signals for the peoples elbow and then runs to one side, and then bounces off, leaps over the downed Rhyno and then nails the people’s elbow and then goes into the cover and gets the 1…………….2………..3] In the ring is an infomercial set up similar to last week. Music hits as both James and Christina Lunadue walk to the ring. Both wearing workout outfits. They get in the ring both wearing microphone headsets... James: Cheesey Smile Welcome Everyone, I'm James Lunadue. Christina: And I'm Christina Lunadue. cheesey Grin James: That can only mean one thing. WE are here to promote our patented Lunadue System. Christina: Thats right James, and Tonight we are gonna offer one lucky fan a free 1 year supply. That includes fitness tapes, diet shakes, the whole nine.. James: thats a great deal. Lets see who wants a free one year supply of the Lunadue System. Both climb out of the ring looking for the perfect fan... Christina: Hey James, look at this guy.. James: Christina, I know our product is amazing, but its not a miracle worker, we need somebody with potential.. Christina just shrugs at the fan and walked over to where James was... James: Ma'am, please join us in the ring, we think we can help you out. They help the lady into the ring.. James: Ma'am is it safe to assume you have little to no self-esteem? Woman: Yes, I do have Low Self esteem.. Christina: Well its your lucky day miss. The Lunadue System is not only the best weight loss plan on the market, its also the safest. As we state we only put our name on the all natural safe products. James: So would you like to try our Lunadue system and boost your self esteem. Now it may take longer than a year but we guarantee you will see results within a month. Remember we are not a miracle quick fix. Oh no, but we do guarantee a happier healthier you..cheesey Grin Woman: I guess I can try it. Christina: Be positive about it. You've got to have the will power to succeed. James: If you don't obey our Lunadue System you'll end up fatter and more unhappy than you are now. Trust me you don't want that, you don't want to be alone and pathetic you whole life. Face it, thats how you are now and we want you to succeed. The woman obviously fed up with them makes a move towards James, as Christina moved around behind the woman and pushed her down locking her in a STF. She talked as if nothing was going on.. Christina: See this is a prime example of why you don't want to be fat and pathetic. That was effortless. She released the hold as the two exited the ring quickly as refs came out to check on the woman as they backed up the ramp holding their arms in the air... “Some kind of monster” blasts on the PA system as Kaedon JR-What a hoss Kaedon is Kris Gaffney-He was a great college football player, wasn’t he JR? King-mocking JR STICK!! STICK!! STICK!! “De Kreek’s theme” blasts on the PA system as De Kreek walks to the ring Kris Gaffney-Just as the buyrates were going up due to me, De Kreek came on to the screen and killed it for everyone. JR-ignoring Kris He certainly has a tall task ahead of him King-Suppose with Badd Boy dead and buried, you have to make up for the bad puns JR-He’s not dead King-what, Badd Boy who…? [De Kreek and Kaedon lock up, and then Kaedon pushes down De Kreek and then Kaedon waits as De Kreek keeps his cool…for a second and then charges at Kaedon trying to catch him off guard and then Kaedon is able to counter it with a shoulder block. De Kreek gets up and then gets knocked down with a fist and then De Kreek goes to the outside and then tries to regroup and then De Kreek slowly gets back into the ring and then De Kreek lock up with Kaedon and then goes behind Kaedon and then Kaedon then hits a back elbow and then De Kreek stumbles back and then Kaedon hits a few hard fists and then whips De Kreek off the ropes and then De Kreek bounces off the ropes and then Kaedon knocks down De Kreek with a spinning back elbow. Kaedon hits a few hard stomps on the downed De Kreek, who stumbles up in the corner and then Kaedon holds De Kreek in place and then nails a few big chops to the chest in the corner and then Kaedon takes his time and then measures up and then nails a few hard knee’s into the gut of De Kreek and then De Kreek in pain and then Kaedon has to hold him up and then Kaedon whips De Kreek to the corner and then De Kreek goes crashing into the corner and then stumbles out of the corner and then right into Kaedon and then Kaedon picks up De Kreek and then drops him for a side walk slam and then goes into the cover and gets a 1…………….2……….kick out and then Kaedon picks up De Kreek and then whips him to the ropes and then bounces off the ropes and then Kaedon lowers his head and then goes for a back body drop but then De Kreek is able to counter the move with a kick to the face on Kaedon and then De Kreek stumbles back to the ropes which he holds to stay up and then he charges at Kaedon who counters the charge with a standing spine buster on De Kreek and then Kaedon stumbles back and then Kaedon hits a few stomps and then takes a few seconds to shake off the kick to the face and then let’s De Kreek gets up as well and then he walks into the Kaedon and then he hits a body slam and then Kaedon runs to the ropes and then bounces off and then goes for a big leg drop and then De Kreek moves out of the way at the last second.] JR-nobody home for Kaedon King-De Kreek is lucky…he would have gone down to the leg drop of DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMM. Kris Gaffney-He probably would have no selled [Kaedon stumbles up and then is in pain and then De Kreek hits a few fists on Kaedon and then Kaedon reels back and then De Kreek whips Kaedon off the ropes, but then Kaedon reverses it and then De Kreek bounces off the ropes and Kaedon goes for a big boot, but then De Kreek ducks it and then hits a clip to the back of the supporting leg of Kaedon and then Kaedon goes down and then De Kreek hits a few stomps on the downed Kaedon on his leg and then De Kreek hits a few elbows into the leg and then De Kreek lets up and then measures up Kaedon and then Kaedon stumbles up and then De Kreek hits another clip to the back of the leg and then Kaedon goes down to the mat and then De Kreek drags Kaedon’s leg and then De Kreek uses the ropes to jump off of and then comes down and then hits a elbow drop into the leg and then Kaedon is in a lot of pain and then De Kreek pulls him close into the center of the ring and then sets up and then puts on a figure four. Kaedon is in a lot of pain and then the ref asks him if he wants to give it up and then Kaedon refuses and then he puts his shoulders down on the mat and then gets a 1……….2……….Kaedon lifts his shoulder off the mat and then looks for way out of the hold and then see’s due to his height that Kaedon is not too far away from the ropes and then Kaedon slowly pulls De Kreek with him and then gets to the ropes and before he can really even recover De Kreek hits a kick into the gut and then De Kreek grabs him by the leg to drag him into the middle of the ring again to put on the hold and then Kaedon won’t let go of the ropes and then gets to his feet and then De Kreek is able to break the grip of Kaedon from the ropes and then Kaedon hops on one leg and then De Kreek is able to hit a dragon screw leg take down and then goes right back into the figure four leg leg.] JR-De Kreek is trying to stop the vertical base of Kaedon King-If only you could be stopped like that. JR-……… Kris Gaffney-What? I agree… [Kaedon then sits up and then hits a few fists on De Kreek and then is able to hold De Kreek up and then hits a big head but and then De Kreek goes down to the mat and then releases the hold and then Kaedon slowly gets up and tries to shake off the pain, but then after he recovers De Kreek charges at Kaedon and then Kaedon hits a big boot and then takes down De Kreek and then recovers some more. Kaedon kicks De Kreek in the gut and then sets him up for a power bomb, he lifts up De Kreek and then is about to drive him into the mat when De Kreek is able to falls backwards and then into a set flip. Kaedon struggles to get out, but De Kreek is able to holds him for the 1………….2…………3] “Michael Webber’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Webber walks to the ring King-RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR Kris Gaffney-My thoughts exactly… “the Dangerous Alliance theme” blasts on the PA system as Punisher and Angelus walk to the ring JR-Collectively they are the world and extreme champions, and have a few matches under their belts, you just got to wonder if they are a good enough TEAM to be the champions King-But their a good tag team shudders as the Road Dogg and X-Pac tag team comes to mind Kris Gaffney-This is so lame and gay Darter-You rang? Kris Gaffney-NO! Darter-oh…Darter disappears [Punisher and De Kreek lock up and then Punisher goes behind and then slaps De Kreek in the back of the head and then De Kreek spins around and looks pissed at Punisher and then Punisher just smiles and then De Kreek then goes on and then Punisher and De Kreek pace around the ring and then De Kreek then goes behind Punisher and then does the same thing on the back of Punisher’s head. Punisher looks like he is going to lose it now and then De Kreek looks like he’s going for another lock up, but then Punisher hits a knee into the gut and then De Kreek doubles over and then gets up and then Punisher hits a fist that knocks down De Kreek and then Punisher then hits a few hard stomps on the downed De Kreek. Punisher lets De Kreek up only to hit a few hard fists and then tries to whip him to the ropes and then De Kreek bounces off the ropes and then Punisher runs towards De Kreek and then nails a running forearm and then De Kreek stumbles up and then takes De Kreek and then smashes him into the ring post and then De Kreek is there for a little bit and then Punisher goes to his corner and then tags in Angelus, Angelus comes into the ring and then Webber runs from his corner trying to prevent the double team, but he gets a double back elbow for his troubles. De Kreek stumbles up by the ropes and then Punisher and Angelus take turns pumbling him and then Punisher picks up De Kreek and walks away from the ropes and then Angelus runs to the ropes, bounces off and then leaps in the air and then catches De Kreek that sends him into a front falling spinebuster by Punisher. Punisher then rolls out of the ring and then Angelus goes into the cover and then gets the 1………………2……..Webber breaks up the count and then goes to his corner once again. Angelus hits a few hard fists and then pushes him into the corner and then Angelus hit a few hard fists into the gut and then Angelus tries to whip De Kreek to the opposite side turnbuckle and does, Angelus then charges into the corner and then De Kreek counters with a boot to the face, Angelus stumbles back and then charges again and then De Kreek hits another boot and then pulls himself up on the turnbuckle Angelus stumbles towards him and then De Kreek hooks him and then nails a tornado DDT] JR-This is De Kreek’s chance, if he does not get to the corner now, then he might lose the tag titles King-I think he will Kris Gaffney-yeah seems about that time to tag… [Both wrestlers slowly make it to their corners, Angelus is able to make it to his corner and tags in Punisher and then Punisher comes into the ring and then grabs De Kreek’s leg before he can make the tag, and then De Kreek gets up and then hits an enzugi (sp?) on Punisher and Punisher goes down and then lets go of his leg and then De Kreek then goes towards his corner and then tags in Webber, Webber runs into the ring and then hits a few fists to Punisher and then whips Punisher to the ropes and then Punisher bounces off the ropes and then Webber hits a fall through hip toss on Punisher. Angelus comes into the ring and then charges at Webber, but Webber is able to hit a standing drop kick and then Angelus stumbles back and then Webber hits a few fists and then whips Angelus to the ropes and then Angelus bounces off the ropes and then Webber hits a one man flap jack and then Angelus stumbles up and then Webber kicks Angelus in the gut and then hits a snap suplex and then Angelus rolls to the outside and then Punisher comes running into the screen going for a running clothesline, but then Webber ducks the move and then kicks Punisher in the gut and then sets him up and then hits a power bomb and stacks Punisher on his shoulders and then gets the 1………………2…….Angelus reaches in from the outside and is able to stop the pin attempt and then Webber looks over towards Angelus and then goes over to attack him, but sudden Webber turns around as Punisher comes running at him and then he is able to counter the charge with a back body drop over the top rope that takes out both Angelus and Punisher and then De Kreek and Webber pump up the crowd. Webber the goes the turnbuckle and then waits for Punisher and Angelus to get to their feet and then Webber leaps off the top rope and then nails a cross body block that knock both Angelus and Punisher down. De Kreek still in the ring then goes over to the ropes and then waits for someone to get up, Webber, Punisher, and Angelus all get up about the same time and then De Kreek uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope and then nails a cross body block on everyone on the outside.] JR-De Kreek and Webber are pulling out all of the stops, they know that their backs are to the wall on this one with De Kreek already wrestling here tonight King-Well they haven’t gotten any hardcore stuff…was that forgot [All the wrestlers are down and recovering suddenly Punisher comes into the scene with a chair and then tries to smash Webber with it. Webber ducks it and then De Kreek hits a super kick and kicks it back into Punisher face and then Angelus takes De Kreek and then throws him into the ring steps on the other side while Angelus is hitting a few fists and then Webber knocks Punisher over the ring side barcade and then Webber climbs on the barcade and then hits a diving clothesline on Punisher and then both wrestlers are down and then Punisher gets up and then goes deeper into the crowd trying to get a break. While they fight in the crowd in the ring De Kreek has gotten the advantage on Angelus and then hits a DDT on him. De Kreek knowing that won’t get the job done looks to the outside obviously thinking about something] JR-What is De Kreek going to do here King-Whatever it is, it can’t be good…nothing good comes…from De Kreek. Kris Gaffney-I mean, look at the last match…man that was a killer. Wonder if anyone is watching right now.. [De Kreek goes under the ring and then pulls out a table and then slides it into the ring and then De Kreek pauses for a second and then pulls out a can of lighter fuild and some matches and then puts them in the ring as well rolls into the ring and then sets up the table and then doses it with the fuild and then takes a match and then lights the table on fire! De Kreek turns around and then Angelus hits a low blow on De Kreek and then De Kreek goes down and then Angelus calls for the slain and then before he can, suddenly the crowd cheers as Josh Hanley slides into the ring and then Angelus goes for a fist, but it’s blocked by Hanley and then Hanley hits a few fists and then whips him off the ropes and then Angelus bounces off the ropes and then Hanley hits an Arn Anderson spinebuster through the table that’s on fire and then Hanley then pulls MDK on to the cover, and then Hanley looks around for the ref. But suddenly the bell rings] Kris Gaffney-What just happened! JR-Punisher just pinned Michael Webber! [We go into the replay outside the ring and then Punisher has Webber on his shoulders and then hits the capital punishment on the base of the steel steps and then the pin] (OOC-Won’t get into details, I just came about this decision because it was basically two RP’s I liked against one, with obviously a lot more effort than usual. MDK alone did give Pun and Angelus a run for their money though. So if that means anything, good job MDK..sorry couldn’t give you a better result. Thus the reason why it was Webber went down for the pin.) (Hanley has a microphone) .::Josh Hanley::.-Angelus, first off you may have gotten away with one tonight. But it’s time I inform you of something…you didn’t read that contract that you signed for our match at Cold Day in Hell…did you? Because if you had, then you would realize that it had a clause that if there was a draw in the match, then I would given the right to a rematch…to force a final encounter so to speak. Any time I wanted, also if you choose the gimmick, then I get to choose the match as well this time around. All of that happened, so Angelus I know when are wondering just why I didn’t say anything till now, because I wanted have this final encounter on the biggest stage of them all…FIRST BLOOD!! (crowd cheers) in a ladder match for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! There will be no more excuses Angelus, I’ll see you at First Blood. JR-What a bomb shell that was dropped here tonight King-This is all Amy Dumas’ fault JR-Well Paul Heyman and Angelus are not going to happy at all, that’s for damn sure (Evolution goes off the air with Angelus looking pissed)

EMF: Evolution

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, X-Cold-T!!! (crowd cheers ******)

["Can you feel the chill BITCH" blasts on the PA system as X-Cold-T walks to the ramp, X-Cold-T does his taunt to start his pyro...and he stands too close to it and is now on fire. Already ready, backstage workers put him out and X-Cold-T walks to the ring still smoking from the fire. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Eugene!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Eugene walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Eugene gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from X-Cold-T. Eugene drops X-Cold-T with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ring, ring, ring) X-Cold-T monkey flips Eugene onto the mat. X-Cold-T is up again. X-Cold-T goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Eugene. Now X-Cold-T standing. Eugene with a jumping DDT on X-Cold-T. Eugene chants start. Eugene stands up. Indian deathlock applied by Eugene. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... X-Cold-T is fighting the hold. ... X-Cold-T trys to escape. ... X-Cold-T escapes. Eugene hits the handspring moonsault on X-Cold-T. Now Eugene standing. X-Cold-T gets locked in the painful STF. Earl Hebner asks X-Cold-T if he quits. ... X-Cold-T is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... X-Cold-T trys to escape. Eugene breaks the hold. Eugene executes a corkscrew legdrop on X-Cold-T. X-Cold-T is back on his feet. Eugene hits him with a back fist. X-Cold-T bounces Eugene off the ropes and clotheslines him. Eugene stands up. Eugene throws X-Cold-T off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Eugene chops X-Cold-T. Eugene kicks X-Cold-T in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. ]

The King - Skita would never allow that to happen

[X-Cold-T hits Eugene with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Now Eugene standing. Eugene lifts X-Cold-T into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Eugene hits X-Cold-T with an elbowdrop. Eugene is up again. Eugene knee drops X-Cold-T. Eugene chants start. Eugene climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on X-Cold-T. Eugene uses a legsweep faceslam to bring X-Cold-T down. X-Cold-T gets hit with the shooting star press from Eugene. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, Eugene!!!

We go into a video of how the matches came to be, also some storyline that has been running. Once it ends we go into the darken arena and fireworks blasts off on the specially made set and then it once we end the lights come on and then the camera searches around the crowd as fans yell and wave their signs

JR-Welcome to Evolution, we have a great show for you tonight!! I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler

“Suddenly an unknown theme” blasts on the PA system as Kris Gaffney walks to the announcers booth. He has a Brian Cook jersey on, suddenly a Duane Gates fan tries to attack Kris. But then falls unconscious as he hits into Kris, and he JOBS!!

JR-Well look who it is…

Kris Gaffney-The ratings just went through the roofs

King-Well if it’s because of you, then their about to drop…were switching a writers for this match

Kris Gaffney-*gulp, and Kris disappears into thin air*

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Lion!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Lion comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, John Cena!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[John Cena walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. John Cena gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Lion. John Cena executes a pumphandle suplex on Lion. (ring, ring, ring) John Cena gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Lion. Lion hits John Cena with an earringer. Lion gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Lion gets hit with the shooting star press from John Cena. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Lion escapes. Lion gets up. John Cena takes a slap to the face from Lion. Now Lion standing. Lion monkey flips John Cena onto the mat. Lion discus punches John Cena. John Cena gets up. John Cena with a powerful choke lift on Lion. John Cena drags Lion to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) John Cena throws a chair at Lion. (..2) Lion gets knocked on the ground and John Cena flips onto him. Lion gets back to his feet. (...3) John Cena is hit with a backward kick. (....4) John Cena monkey flips Lion onto the floor. John Cena is back on his feet. (.....5) They head back into the ring. John Cena kicks Lion on the mat. ]

JR - Lion takes a stomp.

[Lion gets back to his feet. Lion nails John Cena with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Lion climbs to his feet. Lion knees John Cena and rolls back to his feet. John Cena is back on his feet. John Cena gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Lion. John Cena catches Lion leg, but Lion reverses it with an enzuigiri to John Cena's head. John Cena gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Lion. Lion gets back to his feet. John Cena gets knocked on the ground and Lion flips onto him. ]

The King - Lion with a flip.

Lion drops John Cena with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. John Cena places Lion on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Lion takes John Cena down with a knee. John Cena gets hit with the shooting star press from Lion. The ref starts the count. ...1 John Cena kicks out. John Cena is up again. Flying sommersault drop kick by John Cena puts him back in the match. John Cena gets up. Lion is back on his feet. John Cena slaps the face of Lion. John Cena gets up. John Cena hits Lion with an earringer. Lion does a handspring and hits John Cena with a bodyblock, what a move! Lion chants start. Now Lion standing. Lion applies a nerve hold on John Cena. The referee is checking the situation. ... John Cena trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... John Cena is fighting the hold. John Cena escapes. John Cena stands up. John Cena applies the clawhold on Lion. John Cena kicks Lion in the head. John Cena grabs Lion and applies an arm wrench. Lion moves back to his feet. John Cena forearm smashes Lion. John Cena with an Aztecan suplex on Lion sends him to the mat. John Cena stands up. John Cena measures Lion up and drops a closed fist. Now John Cena standing. Lion climbs to his feet. John Cena takes Lion off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Lion moves back to his feet. John Cena executes the jumping sidekick on Lion. John Cena goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Lion. John Cena moves back to his feet. John Cena discus punches Lion. John Cena puts Lion in an arm grapevine submission. Lion gets hit with a diving elbow smash from John Cena. John Cena executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Lion. Lion stands up. Lion trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but John Cena avoids it. Lion kicks John Cena in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Lion chants start. ]

The King - Good scissor kick by Lion.

[Lion executes a corkscrew legdrop on John Cena. ]

JR - Lion with a corkscrew legdrop.

[Lion gets back to his feet. John Cena gets hit with the shooting star press from Lion. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 John Cena kicks out. John Cena is back on his feet. John Cena with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Lion. ]

The King - flying spinning leg lariat!

[Now John Cena standing. Lion gets up. John Cena uses a lariat on Lion. Lion is back on his feet. John Cena is bounced off the ropes and hit with the rocker dropper. Lion chants start. ]

JR - Good rocker dropper by Lion.

[John Cena gets up. John Cena gets knock to the ground while Lion locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... John Cena trys to escape. John Cena escapes. ]

The King - WES...honestly, why doesn't he just have his name change. He hates it, I hate it, get rid of it!!!

[Lion executs the slingshot facebuster, slamming John Cena's face to the mat. Lion gets back to his feet. John Cena gets elbowed to his midsection by John Cena. Lion chants start. John Cena puts Lion on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. John Cena is back on his feet. Now Lion standing. Lion kicks John Cena on the mat. Now John Cena standing. John Cena hits a dragon suplex on Lion. John Cena chants start. John Cena puts the chicken wing on Lion. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Lion is fighting the hold. ... ... John Cena breaks the hold. John Cena and Lion go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) John Cena executes a corkscrew legdrop on Lion. John Cena climbs to his feet. John Cena rolls onto Lion connecting with a knee. John Cena takes Lion into the ring. John Cena hits a frog splash on Lion. John Cena is back on his feet. John Cena executes a flying headbutt on Lion. John Cena with the Flying Elbowdrop on Lion! Cena then runs to the ropes and then hits a shoulder block on Lion and then Cena pumps up his shoes and then goes for the 5 knuckle shuffle. Lion nips up as Cena, then kicks Cena in the gut and goes for the jungle fever and then Cena is able to spin out of it and then pull Lion on his shoulders and then hits the F-U!! Cena goes into the cover and Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

JR - The winner of this match, John Cena!!!

OOC-Lion, I hope you don't get discouraged...I felt you were a strong competitor for this title, but in the end Cena just had a little too much for what you posted up. But you did step up, so I want to say for what is worth good job. Also once again I apologize to both of you for taking so long to get this up, hopefully a written version will be done soon.)

Finkel:"The following contest is a Triple Threat match for the EMF Women's Championship. Introducing first, a challenger representing Revolution....Chyna!"

*"Chyna's Theme" begins to play as she walks out onto the stage wearing her usual black leather wrestling gear. She makes her way down the aisle, slapping a few hands with some fans along the way. Chyna slides into the ring and immediately hops up to her feet, backing up against the far side ropes and staring at the entrance way.*

Finkel:"And introducing next, the other challenger....Claire!!"

*"Claire's Theme" begins to play and she runs out onto the stage, a look of determination on her face as he runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. Claire stands up and stares Chyna down for a brief moment before backing into a neutral corner.*

Finkel:"And introducing now, she is the EMF Women's Champion Tori!!!!!"

*"Tori's Theme" begins to play and she walks out onto the stage wearing the Women's Championship. She looks around at the crowd for a moment, and then makes her way down the aisle. Tori pulls the Women's Title off and makes her way up the ring steps, and then climbs in the ring. She hands the championship to Referee Randy Anderson who shows it to both Chyna and Claire. Randy Anderson then holds the title in the air for the crowd to see as the bell rings. The three women circle around one another, neither of them willing to rush another. Finally, after circling the ring a couple of times Claire rushes at Tori, taking her down with a spear and beginning to nail her with rights and lefts. Claire begins to beat Tori's head on the mat, but after about the third time of doing so, Chyna grabs Claire by the hair and pulls her up to her feet. Chyna pulls Claire's head back, and says something to her, before driving the back of her head into the canvas with a Reverse DDT. Chyna goes into a quick cover, and Randy Anderson gets into position for the count. 1...2......Tori manages to get to her feet and break up the count with a stiff kick to the side of Chyna's head.*

J.R:"Well, I definently hope that all three of these women have come prepared to do whatever it takes to win this match, because I guarantee you that this isn't going to be an easy one to win."

King:"Shut up J.R! Don't distract me when I'm watching Tori and Claire's Puppies!"

J.R:"What about Chyna King?"

King:"I don't like man boobs!"

*Tori pulls Chyna up to her feet, and kicks her in the stomach, doubling her over and allowing Tori and hit a near perfect Vertical Suplex. Tori rolls through into the cover, hooking the far leg. 1....2.....Chyna kicks out shortly after the count of two. Tori stands up, laying the boots to Chyna, then turning and laying a massive kick across the side of Claire's face as she tries to stand up. Claire goes back down, clasping the side of her face and head. Tori turns around to turn her attention back to Chyna, bending over and grabbing Chyna by the hair and beginning to pull her to her feet. Tori gets Chyna up to her knees before Chyna begins to drive hard right hands into the stomach of Tori. Finally, after a few punches Tori lets go of Chyna's hair. Chyna stands up and drives a forearm into the side of Tori's head, followed immediately by a second and then third, before Irish Whipping her into the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. Tori comes off the ropes and on her return Chyna catches her and drives her hard into the mat with a Powerslam. Chyna immediately hooks a leg upon landing and Randy Anderson hurries into position for the count....1......2........NO! From out of no where Claire comes into the picture and breaks up the pin fall with an elbow drop to the ribs of Chyna. Chyna rolls off of Tori, and Claire stands up, putting the boots to Chyna's ribs and abdomen over and over again. Claire turns around and kicks Tori a couple of times for good measure, before picking her up and tossing her out of the ring. Claire turns back around, and kicks Chyna one more time for good measure and then pulls her up to her feet, backing her into the nearest corner. Claire delivers a few chops to the chest of Chyna, then picks her up and sets her on the top turnbuckle. Claire climbs up onto the second turnbuckle, and then slaps Chyna across the face, once, twice, three times. Claire finally screams something at Chyna, then jumps straight up, locking her legs around Chyna's head and sending her flying across the ring with a beautifully executed Frankesteiner from the top rope. Claire goes into the cover, hooking both legs for leverage. Randy Anderson hits the mat to make the count.....1......2.........NO!!! From out of no where Tori rolls back into the ring just in time to break up the pinfall. Claire rolls off of Chyna and quickly comes to her feet, screaming at Tori as she stands up. Claire rushes at Tori, but Tori side steps her and sends her throat first across the middle rope with a perfectly timed drop toe hold. Claire bounces off the rope, grasping her throat and gasping for breath as Tori kicked her out of the ring.*

J.R:"It definently looks like Tori has come well prepared to defend her championship against two women who would love nothing more than to not only win the Women's Championship, but to put her out of action as well."

King:"Shut up dammit! I'm trying to concentrate on the Puppies!"

*Tori spins around and turns her attention to Chyna, who is just starting to come back up to her feet after the Frankensteiner.Tori grabs Chyna by the hair and pulls her up to her feet, whipping her into the far corner, following her in and nailing her with a clothesline. Tori immediately whips Chyna back across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle, and once again follows her in, but this time Tori is met by a boot to the face from Chyna. Tori stumbles back and Chyna comes out of the corner, and quickly kicks Tori in the stomach, causing her to double over. Chyna tucks Tori's head under her arm and drives the top of her head into the canvas with a massive DDT. Instead of making the cover, Chyna stands up and yells something to the crowd and then spins around. As she gets turned around Claire rolls into the ring, and quickly rolls Chyna up from behind. Once she has Chyna rolled up and is able to hold Chyna as Randy Anderson begins to count.....1.....2.....3!!!*

J.R:"Claire is the new womens champion!!

King:"But she didn’t pin Tori, she never beat Tori!! She cheated….but, then again..of course she cheated, shes a woman isn't she!"

J.R:"Yeah, you know all about cheating women don't you?"

*Claire quickly rolls out of the ring, grabbing the Women's Title from the time keeper's table and hopping over the ring barrier and making her way out through the crowd.*

*Kris Gaffney comes back from thin air*

Kris Gaffney-what the hell…?

King-Oh your back…were back to that other writer

Kris Gaffney-I’ve been the weirdest place, where there are people like AN ARKE, Dreg Head, KANE, Mick Foley…and worst…Booker T AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

King-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

JR-oh hell…AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

(“619” blaset on the PA system as Rey comes through the floor and then does his usual entrance)

JR-Rey Mysterio is making his debut tonight at Evolution

King-Wait I thought he was Prez Mike?

JR-No King…he is not Prez Mike. Mike just stole one of Amy Dumas’ masks

“Man Beast” blasts on the PA system as Rhyno walks into the ring

Kris Gaffney-I must admit, it takes a lot of guts to go into a match like this and then go into a match where you don’t “know” who the person is

King-Maybe it’s “Matt”

Kris Gaffney-So then Rhyno’s going to wrestle against something that doesn’t exist?

“the Next big thing” blasts on the PA system as Brock does his entrance and then goes into the ring

*JR looks over to King, who now has a sombrero, then looks over to Kris who now has a sombrero on*

JR-Oh my god…it’s like the craze of acting like Tazz..

[Rey, Brock, and Rhyno stand in three corners and then Brock and Rhyno start trading fist and then Rey runs to the ropes and spring boards off the ropes and then hits a double bulldog on Rhyno and Brock and then Rey hits a few stomps on Brock and then runs to the ropes and then bounces off then hits a double low front drop kick and then takes both Brock and Rhyno down and then Rey runs to the ropes for another move, but before he can as he bounces off Rhyno gets up and then hits a hard clothesline on Rey. Rey stumbles up and then Rey gets picked up and then slammed on the mat and then Rhyno notices Brock up and then Rhyno goes over to where he is and then hits a few hard fists and then whips him to the ropes and then Brock reverses the whip and then Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then Rhyno it's a shoulder block and then Brock stumbles back but doesn't move very much, Brock then challenges Rhyno to try to knock him down and then Rhyno runs to the ropes and then goes for another shoulder block. But then Brock hits another clothesline and then laughs as he fooled Rhyno and then hits a few stomps on the downed Rhyno and then Rhyno stumbles up into the corner and then Brock hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner and then Brock whips Rhyno to the opposite side of the ring and then Rhyno hits hard back first and then stumbles back and then Brock hits a belly to belly suplex and then hits a few stomps on the downed Rhyno and then Rhyno rolls to the outside and then Brock see’s Rey getting up near the ropes and then Brock charges at him and then Rey counters it with a drop toe hold nd then Brock falls on the ropes and then Rey calls for the 619. Rey runs to the ropes and then bounces off and then goes for the 619 and then misses it because Brock gets out of the way and then Brock rolls out of the ring and then tries to get away from Rey. Brock is right near where Rhyno is so he starts beating on him and then Rey runs to the ropes and then leaps over the top rope for a summersault over the top rop dive that knocks down Rhyno and Brock, as well as Rey is a bit hurt but goes on and then Rey helps Brock into the ring and then climbs on to the apron and then Rey climbs to the top rope and then waits for Brock to get up and then Brock stumbles up and then Rey leaps off the top rope and then goes for a cross body block and then Brock see’s Rhyno getting up on the apron and then Brock then takes a few steps to get in position and then hits a fall away slam on Rey, but not only that Rey goes flying right into Rhyno knocking him off the apron and then falling head first into the Spanish announcers table and then to the arena floor again and then Brock hits a few hard stomps to the downed Rey and then Brock whips Rey to the ropes and then Rey comes off the ropes and then Brock goes for a clothesline, but Rey ducks it and then jumps on the ropes and then spring boards on to Brock’s shoulders for a seconds until spinning around and hitting a hurricanarana and then Brock stumbles up and then Rey hits a few hard fists and then Brock already stunned stumbles back and then Rey whips Brock off the ropes suddenly Rhyno comes out of no where and just about takes Brock’s head off with a clothesline and then he does his taunt and then he says something to Rey and then Rey nods and then Rey and Rhyno take turns at hitting fist on Brock and then they whip Brock off the ropes. Brock bounces off the ropes and then Brock bounces off the ropes and then Rey and Rhyno hit a double flap jack on Brock and then Rhyno calls for something and then Rey goes to the outside and then Rhyno pulls up Brock and then sets him up for a vertical suplex and then Rhyno picks up Brock in the move and then Rey leaps off into a cross body block and then hits the cross body block and then Rhyno hits the vertical suplex as well]

King-Oh my god, they are double teaming

JR-And you blame me for going into sim mode..

Kris Gaffney-I can’t believe Brock Lesnar is still alive…

[Rhyno then pushes off Rey and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1………..2………Rey pulls Rhyno off the corner and then questions him and then Rhyno pushes Rey and then Rey and Rhyno take swings at each other. Then Rhyno is getting the best of it, so Rey ducks the next punch and then goes to the ropes and then he bounces off the ropes and then Rey sets up and then hits a wheel barrel bulldog head lock and then Rhyno pops up and then Rey hits a few forearms and then whips Rhyno off the ropes and then Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then Rey goes for what seems to be a back body drop. But then Rhyno takes Rey by the mask and then drives him down to the mat and then Rhyno stumbles to the ropes in an attempt to hold himself up and then Rey is able to make it to the corner trying to recover and then Rhyno will not allow that to happen and then Rhyno charges and then hits the gore in the corner and then Rey falls down on the mat and then Rhyno pulls him up into the corner and then hits a few knife edge chops and then Rhyno then sets up Rey and then tries to hiptoss him out of the corner, but Rey is able to land on his feet. But still dazed he goes right into Rhyno who hits a belly to belly suplex and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1………….2………kick out. By this time Rhyno see’s Lesnar getting up and then decides that he should try to find beat him down a little bit and then he goes over to there and then hits a few stomps on the downed Lesnar and then whips him to the ropes. But the before Brock (Lesnar, of course) can bounces off the ropes he grabs on the rope and then Rhyno charges and then Brock ducks down and then Rhyno goes flying from the ring]

JR-Rhyno to the outside

Kris Gaffney- You think if Brock wins this match, there will be a Brock sombrero dance?

King-possibility…

[Brock laughs at Rhyno and then looks over as Rey’s getting up and then Brock goes over there and then hits a few clubbing blows and then whips Rey to the ropes. Rey hooks the ropes, Brock charges at Rey and then Rey hits a drop toe hold that sends Brock throat first into the ropes and he stays there as Rey quickly calls for the 619 and then hits the 619 on Brock. Rey’s on the outside and then spring boards off the ropes and then drops the dime on Brock. But before he can go into the cover, Rhyno pulls out Rey out of the ring and then quickly goes into the cover and gets the 1……………2………….3]

JR-Rhyno got the victory

Kris Gaffney- I love it, he made Rey do all the work

(Rey gets into the ring and can’t believe it as Rhyno celebrates on the ramp way. But before he can leave the ring side, Rey gets on the microphone)

.::Rey Mysterio::.-Look Rhyno, I make no excuses. But you know, I still think that match was mine to win as well. Hell you took advantage of an opportunity, and that’s fine..but I got an offer for you. You see I don’t think we should leave any doubts in the minds of the people of who the real #1 contender for the tag team titles are, so what I’m suggesting is next week on Shockwave, you bring Cena. I’ll bring RVD, and you know what…I’ll even let you pick the match, so there are no excuses. You don’t have to answer now, but just something for you to think about

(Rhyno looks on blank on the ring and then backs up the backstage area)

(OOC-Rhyno, you won fair and square. Dan just had some OOC reasons it would seem not to RP. So why I let him challenge you like this (though I wrote it, don’t hold it against him. I just wrote something to the effect of what he agreed). You may e-mail me to accept it, or not but for now I’ll put it on the next Shockwave card, if you don’t except, then I’ll take it off…but if you do, I’ll keep it on the card.)

“Man Beast” blasts on the PA system as the Rhyno walks to the ring

Kris Gaffney-Here comes Al Gore’s favorite wrestler

King-No…that would be the developmental wrestler RECOUNT

JR-Oh give it a rest…it was 4 years ago

“IF YOU SMELL…..WHAT THE ROCK….IS COOKING” blasts on the PA system as the crowd cheers loud as the Rock walks to the ring

JR-It’s the great one!

King-It’s the Rock

Kris Gaffney-You both seemed surprise, did you not see the Rock’s promo earlier today?

*JR and King job *

[Rhyno looks ready and then jumps out of the ring and then meets the Rock where he is in the ramp and then goes for a fist, but it’s blocked and returned by the Rock and then Rhyno reels back and then Rhyno stumbles to the ring side and then the Rock takes Rhyno and then smashes him into the ring steps and then rolls him into the ring and then the Rock rolls into the ring and then the match starts officially as the Rock see’s Rhyno he goes over to the corner and tries to hit a few fists in the corner, but it’s blocked and then Rhyno hits a knee into the gut and then Rock stumbles off and then Rhyno whips the Rock to the ropes. But then the Rock reverses it and then sends Rhyno to the ropes and then Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then the Rock hits a spinning reverse elbow and then Rhyno goes down and then Rhyno stumbles up and then the Rock picks up Rhyno and hits a body slam and then the Rock hits a few of his pattern stomps on the downed Rhyno and then Rhyno stumbles up and then Rock hits a few hard fists and then tries to whip him to the ropes and then Rhyno reverses it, Rock bounces off the ropes and then Rhyno puts his head down for a back body drop. But then the Rock hits a kick to the face of Rhyno and then Rock hits a running forearm smash on Rhyno that takes him down. Rhyno stumbles up into the corner and then Rock hits a few hard fists and then Rock whips Rhyno to the ropes, but then Rock gets reversed and then sends him to the ropes Rock bounces off the ropes and then Rhyno lowers his head against and then Rock reverses it for a Miavia Hurricane DDT and then Rock goes into the cover and then gets the 1………….2…….kick out, Rock then puts Rhyno into a chin lock and then Rhyno slowly gets up and then hits a few elbows into the gut and then breaks the hold of the Rock and then Rhyno runs to the ropes and then Rhyno is able to break the hold of Rock and then Rhyno runs to the ropes, bounces off and then bounces off Rock is seemly still stunned and then Rock comes alive and then hits a belly to belly suplex and then takes down Rhyno and then Rock waits for Rhyno to stumbles up. Rhyno gets up dazed and then Rock kicks Rhyno in the gut and then hits a DDT]

JR-This could be the end

King-Good, I need a nap and the sounds keep waking me up…or maybe that’s JR…JR must die.

Kris Gaffney- Well…you have tried to kill JR for a long time now King, you beat him senseless every Shockwave and he goes on like nothing happens

King-Yeah..stupid no selling bastard

[Rock then gets up and then takes his time and then lets Rhyno to get to his feet and then gets ready to hit the Rock bottom and then Rhyno stumbles right into Rock. Before Rock can hit the move and then Rhyno hits a few elbows into the side of the head of Rock, Rock stumbles away and then back Rhyno kicks Rock in the gut and then sets him up and then nails a brain buster and then both wrestlers are down and then slowly both wrestlers get to their feet. Rock trying to get the advantage goes for a fist, but it’s returned by Rhyno. Rock stumbles back and then Rhyno whips Rock to the ropes, but then Rock reverses it and then Rhyno bounces off the ropes and then Rhyno hits a big shoulder block and then Rock stumbles back and then falls out of the ring and then Rhyno takes a few moments and recovers and then Rhyno hits a few stomps on the downed Rock and then picks him up and then drops his throat on the guard rail and then the Rock bounces off and then Rhyno throws him shoulder first into the ring steps and then Rock gets rolled into the ring and then Rhyno says something to the crowd and then climbs to the apron and then climbs to the top rope and then waits for Rock to get up, once he does Rhyno leaps off the top rope and then goes for a double ax handle. But then the Rock hits fist and then goes down to the mat himself and then Rhyno stumbles up into the corner and then Rock hits a few fists and then whips him to the outside of the ring and then Rhyno reverses it. He can’t charge when he wants to, but he goes for the gore in the corner and then Rock moves out of the way. Though still hurt from the moves Rhyno has given him, mean while Rhyno was able to use his hands to stop him momentum and then measures up the Rock in the corner and then Rhyno charges and then hits a gore so hard that it turns the Rock inside out.]

JR-The gore, it may be over here

King-Only if the Rock demands a recount

JR-…..your going to keep milking that

King-Oh yeah

[Rhyno goes into the cover on the Rock after a few moments and then gets a 1……………2……….kick out Rhyno can’t believe that Rock kicked out. Rhyno goes back into the corner and then motions for the Rock to get up, Rock stumbles up and then Rhyno charges for another gore. Rock side steps and then throws him into the turnbuckle shoulder first, Rhyno stumbles back into the Rock bottom!! The Rock goes into the cover and gets the 1…………………2……………..kick out! Rock is a bit too hurt from the gore and Rhyno is the first to get up, Rhyno charges for another gore it would seem, but then the Rock turns it into a spinebuster and then the Rock drags Rhyno into the center of the ring and then sets up and then slowly pulls off his elbow pad and throws it into the crowd and signals for the peoples elbow and then runs to one side, and then bounces off, leaps over the downed Rhyno and then nails the people’s elbow and then goes into the cover and gets the 1…………….2………..3]

In the ring is an infomercial set up similar to last week. Music hits as both James and Christina Lunadue walk to the ring. Both wearing workout outfits. They get in the ring both wearing microphone headsets...

James: *Cheesey Smile* Welcome Everyone, I'm James Lunadue.

Christina: And I'm Christina Lunadue. *cheesey Grin*

James: That can only mean one thing. WE are here to promote our patented Lunadue System.

Christina: Thats right James, and Tonight we are gonna offer one lucky fan a free 1 year supply. That includes fitness tapes, diet shakes, the whole nine..

James: thats a great deal. Lets see who wants a free one year supply of the Lunadue System.

Both climb out of the ring looking for the perfect fan...

Christina: Hey James, look at this guy..

James: Christina, I know our product is amazing, but its not a miracle worker, we need somebody with potential..

Christina just shrugs at the fan and walked over to where James was...

James: Ma'am, please join us in the ring, we think we can help you out.

They help the lady into the ring..

James: Ma'am is it safe to assume you have little to no self-esteem?

Woman: Yes, I do have Low Self esteem..

Christina: Well its your lucky day miss. The Lunadue System is not only the best weight loss plan on the market, its also the safest. As we state we only put our name on the all natural safe products.

James: So would you like to try our Lunadue system and boost your self esteem. Now it may take longer than a year but we guarantee you will see results within a month. Remember we are not a miracle quick fix. Oh no, but we do guarantee a happier healthier you..*cheesey Grin*

Woman: I guess I can try it.

Christina: Be positive about it. You've got to have the will power to succeed.

James: If you don't obey our Lunadue System you'll end up fatter and more unhappy than you are now. Trust me you don't want that, you don't want to be alone and pathetic you whole life. Face it, thats how you are now and we want you to succeed.

The woman obviously fed up with them makes a move towards James, as Christina moved around behind the woman and pushed her down locking her in a STF. She talked as if nothing was going on..

Christina: See this is a prime example of why you don't want to be fat and pathetic. That was effortless.

She released the hold as the two exited the ring quickly as refs came out to check on the woman as they backed up the ramp holding their arms in the air...

“Some kind of monster” blasts on the PA system as Kaedon

JR-What a hoss Kaedon is

Kris Gaffney-He was a great college football player, wasn’t he JR?

King-*mocking JR* STICK!! STICK!! STICK!!

“De Kreek’s theme” blasts on the PA system as De Kreek walks to the ring

Kris Gaffney-Just as the buyrates were going up due to me, De Kreek came on to the screen and killed it for everyone.

JR-*ignoring Kris* He certainly has a tall task ahead of him

King-Suppose with Badd Boy dead and buried, you have to make up for the bad puns

JR-He’s not dead

King-what, Badd Boy who…?

[De Kreek and Kaedon lock up, and then Kaedon pushes down De Kreek and then Kaedon waits as De Kreek keeps his cool…for a second and then charges at Kaedon trying to catch him off guard and then Kaedon is able to counter it with a shoulder block. De Kreek gets up and then gets knocked down with a fist and then De Kreek goes to the outside and then tries to regroup and then De Kreek slowly gets back into the ring and then De Kreek lock up with Kaedon and then goes behind Kaedon and then Kaedon then hits a back elbow and then De Kreek stumbles back and then Kaedon hits a few hard fists and then whips De Kreek off the ropes and then De Kreek bounces off the ropes and then Kaedon knocks down De Kreek with a spinning back elbow. Kaedon hits a few hard stomps on the downed De Kreek, who stumbles up in the corner and then Kaedon holds De Kreek in place and then nails a few big chops to the chest in the corner and then Kaedon takes his time and then measures up and then nails a few hard knee’s into the gut of De Kreek and then De Kreek in pain and then Kaedon has to hold him up and then Kaedon whips De Kreek to the corner and then De Kreek goes crashing into the corner and then stumbles out of the corner and then right into Kaedon and then Kaedon picks up De Kreek and then drops him for a side walk slam and then goes into the cover and gets a 1…………….2……….kick out and then Kaedon picks up De Kreek and then whips him to the ropes and then bounces off the ropes and then Kaedon lowers his head and then goes for a back body drop but then De Kreek is able to counter the move with a kick to the face on Kaedon and then De Kreek stumbles back to the ropes which he holds to stay up and then he charges at Kaedon who counters the charge with a standing spine buster on De Kreek and then Kaedon stumbles back and then Kaedon hits a few stomps and then takes a few seconds to shake off the kick to the face and then let’s De Kreek gets up as well and then he walks into the Kaedon and then he hits a body slam and then Kaedon runs to the ropes and then bounces off and then goes for a big leg drop and then De Kreek moves out of the way at the last second.]

JR-nobody home for Kaedon

King-De Kreek is lucky…he would have gone down to the leg drop of DDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMM.

Kris Gaffney-He probably would have no selled

[Kaedon stumbles up and then is in pain and then De Kreek hits a few fists on Kaedon and then Kaedon reels back and then De Kreek whips Kaedon off the ropes, but then Kaedon reverses it and then De Kreek bounces off the ropes and Kaedon goes for a big boot, but then De Kreek ducks it and then hits a clip to the back of the supporting leg of Kaedon and then Kaedon goes down and then De Kreek hits a few stomps on the downed Kaedon on his leg and then De Kreek hits a few elbows into the leg and then De Kreek lets up and then measures up Kaedon and then Kaedon stumbles up and then De Kreek hits another clip to the back of the leg and then Kaedon goes down to the mat and then De Kreek drags Kaedon’s leg and then De Kreek uses the ropes to jump off of and then comes down and then hits a elbow drop into the leg and then Kaedon is in a lot of pain and then De Kreek pulls him close into the center of the ring and then sets up and then puts on a figure four. Kaedon is in a lot of pain and then the ref asks him if he wants to give it up and then Kaedon refuses and then he puts his shoulders down on the mat and then gets a 1……….2……….Kaedon lifts his shoulder off the mat and then looks for way out of the hold and then see’s due to his height that Kaedon is not too far away from the ropes and then Kaedon slowly pulls De Kreek with him and then gets to the ropes and before he can really even recover De Kreek hits a kick into the gut and then De Kreek grabs him by the leg to drag him into the middle of the ring again to put on the hold and then Kaedon won’t let go of the ropes and then gets to his feet and then De Kreek is able to break the grip of Kaedon from the ropes and then Kaedon hops on one leg and then De Kreek is able to hit a dragon screw leg take down and then goes right back into the figure four leg leg.]

JR-De Kreek is trying to stop the vertical base of Kaedon

King-If only you could be stopped like that.

JR-………

Kris Gaffney-What? I agree…

[Kaedon then sits up and then hits a few fists on De Kreek and then is able to hold De Kreek up and then hits a big head but and then De Kreek goes down to the mat and then releases the hold and then Kaedon slowly gets up and tries to shake off the pain, but then after he recovers De Kreek charges at Kaedon and then Kaedon hits a big boot and then takes down De Kreek and then recovers some more. Kaedon kicks De Kreek in the gut and then sets him up for a power bomb, he lifts up De Kreek and then is about to drive him into the mat when De Kreek is able to falls backwards and then into a set flip. Kaedon struggles to get out, but De Kreek is able to holds him for the 1………….2…………3]

“Michael Webber’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Webber walks to the ring

King-RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

Kris Gaffney-My thoughts exactly…

“the Dangerous Alliance theme” blasts on the PA system as Punisher and Angelus walk to the ring

JR-Collectively they are the world and extreme champions, and have a few matches under their belts, you just got to wonder if they are a good enough TEAM to be the champions

King-But their a good tag team *shudders as the Road Dogg and X-Pac tag team comes to mind*

Kris Gaffney-This is so lame and gay

Darter-You rang?

Kris Gaffney-NO!

Darter-oh…*Darter disappears*

[Punisher and De Kreek lock up and then Punisher goes behind and then slaps De Kreek in the back of the head and then De Kreek spins around and looks pissed at Punisher and then Punisher just smiles and then De Kreek then goes on and then Punisher and De Kreek pace around the ring and then De Kreek then goes behind Punisher and then does the same thing on the back of Punisher’s head. Punisher looks like he is going to lose it now and then De Kreek looks like he’s going for another lock up, but then Punisher hits a knee into the gut and then De Kreek doubles over and then gets up and then Punisher hits a fist that knocks down De Kreek and then Punisher then hits a few hard stomps on the downed De Kreek. Punisher lets De Kreek up only to hit a few hard fists and then tries to whip him to the ropes and then De Kreek bounces off the ropes and then Punisher runs towards De Kreek and then nails a running forearm and then De Kreek stumbles up and then takes De Kreek and then smashes him into the ring post and then De Kreek is there for a little bit and then Punisher goes to his corner and then tags in Angelus, Angelus comes into the ring and then Webber runs from his corner trying to prevent the double team, but he gets a double back elbow for his troubles. De Kreek stumbles up by the ropes and then Punisher and Angelus take turns pumbling him and then Punisher picks up De Kreek and walks away from the ropes and then Angelus runs to the ropes, bounces off and then leaps in the air and then catches De Kreek that sends him into a front falling spinebuster by Punisher. Punisher then rolls out of the ring and then Angelus goes into the cover and then gets the 1………………2……..Webber breaks up the count and then goes to his corner once again. Angelus hits a few hard fists and then pushes him into the corner and then Angelus hit a few hard fists into the gut and then Angelus tries to whip De Kreek to the opposite side turnbuckle and does, Angelus then charges into the corner and then De Kreek counters with a boot to the face, Angelus stumbles back and then charges again and then De Kreek hits another boot and then pulls himself up on the turnbuckle Angelus stumbles towards him and then De Kreek hooks him and then nails a tornado DDT]

JR-This is De Kreek’s chance, if he does not get to the corner now, then he might lose the tag titles

King-I think he will

Kris Gaffney-yeah seems about that time to tag…

[Both wrestlers slowly make it to their corners, Angelus is able to make it to his corner and tags in Punisher and then Punisher comes into the ring and then grabs De Kreek’s leg before he can make the tag, and then De Kreek gets up and then hits an enzugi (sp?) on Punisher and Punisher goes down and then lets go of his leg and then De Kreek then goes towards his corner and then tags in Webber, Webber runs into the ring and then hits a few fists to Punisher and then whips Punisher to the ropes and then Punisher bounces off the ropes and then Webber hits a fall through hip toss on Punisher. Angelus comes into the ring and then charges at Webber, but Webber is able to hit a standing drop kick and then Angelus stumbles back and then Webber hits a few fists and then whips Angelus to the ropes and then Angelus bounces off the ropes and then Webber hits a one man flap jack and then Angelus stumbles up and then Webber kicks Angelus in the gut and then hits a snap suplex and then Angelus rolls to the outside and then Punisher comes running into the screen going for a running clothesline, but then Webber ducks the move and then kicks Punisher in the gut and then sets him up and then hits a power bomb and stacks Punisher on his shoulders and then gets the 1………………2…….Angelus reaches in from the outside and is able to stop the pin attempt and then Webber looks over towards Angelus and then goes over to attack him, but sudden Webber turns around as Punisher comes running at him and then he is able to counter the charge with a back body drop over the top rope that takes out both Angelus and Punisher and then De Kreek and Webber pump up the crowd. Webber the goes the turnbuckle and then waits for Punisher and Angelus to get to their feet and then Webber leaps off the top rope and then nails a cross body block that knock both Angelus and Punisher down. De Kreek still in the ring then goes over to the ropes and then waits for someone to get up, Webber, Punisher, and Angelus all get up about the same time and then De Kreek uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope and then nails a cross body block on everyone on the outside.]

JR-De Kreek and Webber are pulling out all of the stops, they know that their backs are to the wall on this one with De Kreek already wrestling here tonight

King-Well they haven’t gotten any hardcore stuff…was that forgot

[All the wrestlers are down and recovering suddenly Punisher comes into the scene with a chair and then tries to smash Webber with it. Webber ducks it and then De Kreek hits a super kick and kicks it back into Punisher face and then Angelus takes De Kreek and then throws him into the ring steps on the other side while Angelus is hitting a few fists and then Webber knocks Punisher over the ring side barcade and then Webber climbs on the barcade and then hits a diving clothesline on Punisher and then both wrestlers are down and then Punisher gets up and then goes deeper into the crowd trying to get a break. While they fight in the crowd in the ring De Kreek has gotten the advantage on Angelus and then hits a DDT on him. De Kreek knowing that won’t get the job done looks to the outside obviously thinking about something]

JR-What is De Kreek going to do here

King-Whatever it is, it can’t be good…nothing good comes…from De Kreek.

Kris Gaffney-I mean, look at the last match…man that was a killer. Wonder if anyone is watching right now..

[De Kreek goes under the ring and then pulls out a table and then slides it into the ring and then De Kreek pauses for a second and then pulls out a can of lighter fuild and some matches and then puts them in the ring as well rolls into the ring and then sets up the table and then doses it with the fuild and then takes a match and then lights the table on fire! De Kreek turns around and then Angelus hits a low blow on De Kreek and then De Kreek goes down and then Angelus calls for the slain and then before he can, suddenly the crowd cheers as Josh Hanley slides into the ring and then Angelus goes for a fist, but it’s blocked by Hanley and then Hanley hits a few fists and then whips him off the ropes and then Angelus bounces off the ropes and then Hanley hits an Arn Anderson spinebuster through the table that’s on fire and then Hanley then pulls MDK on to the cover, and then Hanley looks around for the ref. But suddenly the bell rings]

Kris Gaffney-What just happened!

JR-Punisher just pinned Michael Webber!

[We go into the replay outside the ring and then Punisher has Webber on his shoulders and then hits the capital punishment on the base of the steel steps and then the pin]

(OOC-Won’t get into details, I just came about this decision because it was basically two RP’s I liked against one, with obviously a lot more effort than usual. MDK alone did give Pun and Angelus a run for their money though. So if that means anything, good job MDK..sorry couldn’t give you a better result. Thus the reason why it was Webber went down for the pin.)

(Hanley has a microphone)

.::Josh Hanley::.-Angelus, first off you may have gotten away with one tonight. But it’s time I inform you of something…you didn’t read that contract that you signed for our match at Cold Day in Hell…did you? Because if you had, then you would realize that it had a clause that if there was a draw in the match, then I would given the right to a rematch…to force a final encounter so to speak. Any time I wanted, also if you choose the gimmick, then I get to choose the match as well this time around. All of that happened, so Angelus I know when are wondering just why I didn’t say anything till now, because I wanted have this final encounter on the biggest stage of them all…FIRST BLOOD!! (crowd cheers) in a ladder match for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! There will be no more excuses Angelus, I’ll see you at First Blood.

JR-What a bomb shell that was dropped here tonight

King-This is all Amy Dumas’ fault

JR-Well Paul Heyman and Angelus are not going to happy at all, that’s for damn sure

(Evolution goes off the air with Angelus looking pissed)