EMF: Dark Horizon

(Copyright information flashes over the screen and fades away. We go into a highlight video of how some of these matches came about, we fade into an introduction screen welcoming us to Dark Horizon 2007. We go into the darken arena as fireworks blasts off on the stage, and the lights turn on and fans wave their signs. Some read "Angelus, the new UnAmerican", "Do it for the Coach!", and "TTT = the anti-Other World".)

JR-Welcome to Dark Horizon and what a show we have for you tonight. I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Headlined by MxMxPunk, Angelus Archer, and Tyson Tomko for the world title…that should be…different.

Kris Gaffney-That's for sure, we also have the hell in the cell between Chris Masters and Devin Malis.

CJ Lethal’s theme” blasts over the PA system as the 7’0 foot giant walks to the ring getting a semi mixed reaction from the pumped up Winnipeg crowd”

J.R- Seems like the Canadian fans like CJ a little bit more than the Americans

King- He couldn’t be Shawn Michaels friend then

[“Hassan” blasts over the PA system as Muhammad Hassan actually gets a pretty big pop due to the fact that he hates American and so do most Canadians]

J.R- He almost won the TV Title a few weeks back, Hassan just needs to keep it up and he’ll win titles in no time

King- A hardcore match is getting started now. HARDCORE

Kris- Looks like it will be just me and Jim next week, since you’ll be in jail king

[The crowd is actually chanting Hassan and that gets into the head of CJ Lethal. CJ Lethal goes after the smaller Hassan and grabs his arm. He pulls him and then nails a huge closeline. Hassan goes down and Lethal goes for the quick cover 1….2…..KICKOUT. CJ Lethal knows hes going to have to do a lot more than that to put away Hassan, so he lifts Hassan up by the hair, Hassan kicks Lethal in the knee and Lethal gets go of his grip. Hassan runs off the ropes and hits the back of CJ Lethal’s knee. Lethal goes down to his knees. Hassan applies the headlock. The referee asks CJ Lethal if he wants to give it up, Lethal refuses, he then gains strength and gets on his feet. Muhammad Hassan then quickly hits Lethal in the back of the neck and reapplies the choke. Hassan while still joking him then jumps on Lethal’s back. CJ Lethal falls backwords crushing Muhammad Hassan underneath him. Hassan falls out of the ring while CJ Lethal taunts the crowd and takes a breather. He doesn’t notice that Hassan is looking under the ring for weapons. A few moments later CJ Lethal goes to where Hassan is and tries 2 lift him up by his head into the ring. Hassan then hits a hangman on Lethal. Hassan then brings a table into the ring along with a trashcan lid. He sets the table up against one of the turn buckles.]

King- Heres where it gets dangerous.

[ Hassan then tries to get Lethal to his feet, but Lethal grabs Hassan by the neck and backs him up against a turnbuckle. He is obviously chocking Hassan, but since the match is hardcore there is nothing the referee can do about it. A few moments later Lethal gets go. He then goes over the where he sees the trash can lid He gets the lid and runs at Hassan who is still in the corner. Hassan gets his feet up knocking the lid against Lethals face. At that time Hassan gets to about the 2nd rope and does a flying bulldog off the top and connects driving Lethals head against the trashcan lid. Hassan then grabs the lid and puts it on Lethals face. He then does an elbow drop against the lid hitting CJ Lethal hard. He goes for the pin 1…2…KICKOUT. Hassan then gets CJ Lethal to his feet and tries to Irish whip him onto the table, CJ Lethal does budge, he big boots Hassan instead. Hassan is down and Lethal does to set up the table right.]

Kris- I smell the end for one of the wrestlers

[CJ Lethal then irish whips Hassan to the turnbuckle by the table. He sets Hassan up for the Lethal Bomb. Hassan tries hard to fight it, but Lethal is able to deliver the Lethal Bomb through the table, he goes for the pin 1….2…..3]

J.R- Impressive Match by both, but Lethal was able to come out on top.

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring along with James Ryder, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-We know Rad Hazard have talent, but it's been a while since he's been in the ring. You have got to wonder if he has ring rust.

King-That's fine, he has James Ryder to donate his managing services.

Kris Gaffney-Something tells me that he's mocking someone. (j/k, just had to Rex, no offense )

("TTT's theme" blasts on the PA system as TTT walks to the ring, and steps over the top rope and waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-TTT has grown more and more since his debut.

King-He's not big enough?

Kris Gaffney-Soon, he'll be perfect for me to draft!

[TTT and Rad Hazard shake hands, and back off and pace around the ring and meet in the center of the ring. They lock up, and they look for an advantage, TTT being the stronger of the two is able to push Rad Hazard back. TTT goes into the corner, and goes for a forearm but Rad Hazard ducks out of the way and TTT is in the corner and Rad Hazard hits a few forearm shots to the face and tries to whip TTT to the corner. But it's reversed by Rad Hazard. TTT being bigger, but slower charges into the corner and Rad Hazard is able to counter it with a drop toe hold that sends TTT face first into the second turnbuckle and that stuns the bigger TTT. TTT stumbles out of the corner and Rad Hazard kicks in him in the gut and hits a running knee lift and stuns TTT to the ropes and Rad tries to whip TTT to the ropes and it's reversed once again. Rad Hazard bounces off the ropes and comes back as TTT goes for a clothesline that ducks under, and continues to the other side of the ring, he bounces off that side and comes off the ropes and leaps in the air and goes for a cross body block and then it's caught in mid air and TTT holds Rad Hazard in his arms for a few moments let him think about it, and he transfers him to his shoulder, but as he does that, he over shoots his shoulder and Rad Hazard is able to slide out the back and hit a low drop kick to the leg and stumbles TTT. Rad Hazard hits a few kicks to the leg that he's trying to chop down and is able to do a single leg take down and drop an elbow into the leg and drops another one, into a single leg lock for a second and the ref see's if TTT wants to give it up, but TTT refuses. Rad Hazard lets go of the hold for a second and puts it on the mat, and drives his knee's into the leg of TTT. TTT is in a lot of pain, Rad Hazard tries to put on a figure four, but TTT pushes off on Rad Hazard before he locks it in and Rad goes flying into the ring post shoulder first.]

JR-That was a mistake by Rad Hazard.

King-And this is a surprise.

Larry Zybesko-No….but this is…*Tito Ortiz walks in*…SURPRISE!

Kris Gaffney-………

[Rad is in pain, Rad Hazard pulls himself out of the corner and Rad Hazard pulls himself out of the corner and turns around and TTT hits a diving clothesline that knocks down to the mat. TTT takes a few moments to rest, as Rad Hazard is down on the mat and hurting. TTT gets to his feet and charges at Rad Hazard and hits a running clothesline on Rad Hazard. Hazard goes down to the mat, and gets up to his feet and TTT knocks Rad Hazard down to the mat. Rad Hazard stumbles up to his feet, but he's stunned and TTT picks up Rad Hazard over his shoulder and drops him face first into the top rope for the snake eyes. TTT backs off, and he stumbles into the waiting arms of TTT who picks up Rad Hazard and lifts him up over his head and holds him up in the air for a little bit and then throws him in front of him for a super gut buster. Rad Hazard is in a lot of pain and TTT goes for the cover and gets a 1…………….2………….kick out by Rad Hazard. TTT looks like he in unaffected. TTT picks up Rad Hazard and lifts him up in a bear hug position and puts some pressure on him, and then charges into the corner and drives him into the corner and then he hits a few knee's into the corner and the ref asks for a clean break and he gets it without a problem and TTT goes back into the corner and whips hard into the corner and Rad Hazard stumbles out of the corner and TTT lifts up Rad Hazard and drops him for the side walk slam into the cover, and gets a 1……………..2……….Rad Hazard rolls the shoulder up before the 3 count.]

JR-Almost three, the big man TTT is over powering Rad Hazard

King-Doesn't look like Rad can handle the truth

Kris Gaffney-Too bad we'll never see a Rad vs. Wes match. Wes and Rad will be arguing which way is up and down.

[TTT puts up his hand and waits for Rad, Rad stumbles up and Rad stumbles right into TTT who grabs him around the throat and lifts him. Rad slips out the back and pushes TTT forward, TTT hits into the ref, not enough to knock him out. Just stun him, Rad charges at TTT, but it's countered with a back body drop over the top rope. TTT like a face checks on the ref as his back is turned, suddenly John Cena attacks Rad with a chop block. Rad goes down in pain. John Cena whips him, and Rad's knee's strike the steps and remove them exposing the base. Rad stays on his feet and Cena picks him up and drops him for a shin breaker on the base. Cena backs off, and leaves the ring side as the ref is up and is counting…..10. The ref signals for the end of the match and declares TTT the winner, and new #1 contender for the TV title.]

JR-What was John Cena doing here?

King-Guess he didn't forget about the tag title shot after all.

JR-I guess not, Rad seems hurt, and Cena just cost him the another chance to go after the TV title.

(OOC-Staff decision, harder than what it looked on the outside, but it was agreed that TTT had the edge here. The Rex ending is based on instructions I was given, if I missed something...it should only be a small detail. But if I did..then I leave it open for editing and I'll note on the main page if there is an edit. And yes...TTT can win the contendership via count out.)

(Torrie is walking down the hall carrying a stack of files, her long blonde hair loosely flowing down her back.)

.::voice off the camera::.-Where do you think your going?

(Torrie stops as the camera focuses on Randy Orton who is leaning against a wall.)

.::Randy Orton::.-Well, well, well...if it isn't my favorite diva, Torrie Wilson.

.::* Torrie *::.- None of your business Mr. Orton

.::Randy Orton::.-You know, I don't know if it's true or not, but I've been hearing you just might be considering a return to the ring....maybe due to some of the things I said last time our paths crossed.

.:: * Torrie * ::.- You may be a big ball of hot gas but newsflash the world doesnt revolve around you and either does my life. **she says looking at him with disgust**

(Orton smiles and says.)

.::Randy Orton::.-It doesn't? Your right that is news to me, and I have every right to be. I mean...for example...who can say that he single handly took out the Other World by himself in one attempt? Certainly not John Cena, who has spent 2 years trying to do what I accomplished in one attempt. But that doesn't answer my question, are the rumors true?

.:: * Torrie * ::.- **rolls her eyes at him** What does it matter to you, what I do?

(Orton laughs, and throws up his hands innocently.)

.::Randy Orton::.-Hey, hey, don't get defensive. I mean from these reactions, maybe your life really does revolve around me. You want to show the world, and me that you might still have it, and what better time when the women's champion is a woman with no wrestling experience, right?

.:: * Torrie * ::.- I'm sorry, are you trying to say that I am some kind of opportunist? Or are you saying that I couldn't hold my own against an opponent who could actually wrestle? Because quiet frankly, if you knew me; you would know that neither applies to me.

.::Randy Orton::.-Not saying that at all, I'm just saying if you went up against Natasha, there is much more than Natasha you would have to worry about. But I'm sure that never factored into your thought process, seeing how your jumping to conclusions already.

.:: * Torrie * ::.- I know how to handle myself. And I do realize that Cena has been interfering in all of Natasha's matches. I'm not as stupid as you think I am. And I can take care of myself.

.::Randy Orton::.-Wow, very good Torrie, I guess you do pay attention...somewhat. But the thing is Torrie, don't you think that making John Cena an enemy isn't a smart move. I mean, you try to smash his cleaning girl, and he has no problem smashing you. He did it to Trish, he did it to Jackie, he for some reason can't do it to Amy, but he's totally humiliated her. I hope you know what you are considering, because as of right now...John Cena is our ally. Princess, you might be be able to take care of yourself, but WHEN you get in trouble. Realize your list of people that are going to come to save you are short...VERY short.

.:: * Torrie * ::.- I'm no damsel in distress. I don't need saving. Cena doesn't scare me. And he may be your ally, but he is not mine. I personally do not care for what I have seen of the man. He enjoys humiliating Amy. He degrades women, treating them as if they are disposible. The man is not someone I wish to allign myself with.

.::Randy Orton::.-And this is the girl we have as are Attitude Vice President? Maybe you should be thinking about our cause, before your own. I mean, what good is it if we start a huge all out war against us? You might not like the man, but he gets the job done. Not as well as me of course, but hey...there is only one Randy Orton. Only reason I came here is before you go out there to try to impress me, you might want to think about some of the things I said.

.:: * Torrie *::. Impress you?!? Who the hell cares if they impress you?!? By the way I'm not just some girl they picked off the street to be the Attitude Vice President. I am a professional and know how to play the game, even with people I find a distaste for, even with people whose morals and values I question. I know how to get the job done, and I find it highly insulting how you are constantly questioning my abilities. But then again I guess we all can't be Randy Orton now can we?

.::Randy Orton::.-You don't need to hide it Torrie, but it's ok...I'll let you live with it....for now. As for we all can't be Randy Orton....your exactly right, keep that in mind Torrie. Maybe I'm not questioning your abilities, maybe I'm just questioning your judgement. Just think about that for a while, until we meet again.

(Orton grins his cocky grin and walks off the camera)

.:: * Torrie *::. Think... but i'm just a dumb blonde who doesn't know how to think **she says in a ditzy voice**

(We fade into the ring, and "Strangehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, he slides into the ring and holds up the television championship.)

JR-It's been a long time coming for Dewey Pond to become a champion.

King-Your telling me.

Kris Gaffney-He's going to have to get by the first defense though….easier said than done.

("" blasts on the PA system as Rage walks to the ring with Mickie James following behind him, he slides into the ring and waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-Rage has been looking for a championship in the EMF, will this be his night?

King-Well…Dewey had his not so long ago

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, and if that happened…anything can happen.

[Dewey Pond and Rage pace around the ring and lock up, looking for the advantage, but there is no winner in the lock up. Rage and Dewey Pond back away, trying to see if either of them have improved since the last time they faced each other. Rage and Dewey Pond lock up, but Rage takes the heels way out, and pokes Dewey Pond in the eyes blinding him and Rage hits Dewey Pond with a fist to the face. He stumbles back and Dewey Pond stumbles back to the ropes and Rage tries to whip him to the ropes, and does. Dewey Pond bounces off the ropes and slides under Rage. Rage turns around into an inverted atomic drop. Rage is in pain and Dewey Pond hits a running forearm shot to the face. Rage goes down to the mat and gets up to his feet and charges at Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond throws him into the corner and hits a few fists to the gut of Rage. The ref makes Dewey Pond break for a clean break, Dewey Pond does this and Rage tries to take advantage of this being the heel and goes for a fist, but it's ducked under by Dewey Pond and Dewey Pond hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Rage that stumbles Rage to the ropes and Dewey Pond tries to whip Rage off of the ropes and Rage reverses the whip and Dewey Pond goes to the ropes. Rage lowers his head for a back body drop, but it's countered by Dewey Pond who kicks him in the face. Dewey Pond falls back on the ropes, Rage pops up in pain. Dewey Pond doesn't go after Rage, and Rage recovers and charges at Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond ducks it and low bridges the ropes. Rage falls to the outside and to the arena floor. Dewey Pond takes in some of the crowd response and goes out on the apron and waits for Rage to get up, once he does he comes crashing down with a double axe handle. Dewey Pond pulls up Rage and tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed and Pond crashes into the steps back first.]

JR-Rage was able to finally turn the tables

King-First you don't succeed, try, try again.

Kris Gaffney-Ask Pond.

[ Rage takes a few moments to rest, and then hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond and takes him and hits a few clubbing blow to the chest. Rage rolls in Dewey Pond and climbs up to the apron and to the top rope. Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet and Rage leaps off the top and catches Dewey Pond with a cross body block into a pin and gets a 1………………..2………….kick out by Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond tries to get up to his feet. But is knocked down with a quick clothesline by Rage. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat. Rage goes down as well and starts to choke Dewey Pond and breaks on 4, and Rage hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet and Rage hits a few forearm shots to the face and he tries to whip him to the ropes and does. Dewey Pond goes off of the ropes and Rages goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under. Dewey Pond waits for Rage to turn around and goes for a kick, but it's caught and Rage throws it down. Dewey Pond goes for the clothesline he tries to hit before. Rage ducks this one too, and Rage sets up Dewey Pond and drives him down with a sitdown power bomb on Dewey Pond into a pin and he gets a 1……………..2……….kick out by Dewey Pond. Rage decides he needs a few more moves, he picks up Dewey and whips him to the ropes and it's reversed by Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond lowers his head and Rage counters with a swinging neck breaker. Rage goes to the ropes and comes off the ropes and drops a leg drop across the throat of the Television champion. Rage looks like he's ready to put away this mat and he calls for his finisher.]

JR-Looks like Rage is going wants to put this match away as soon as possible.

King-Seems like Dewey doesn't want him to.

Kris Gaffney-He needs the extra money, money doesn't grow on tree's….unless your John Cena.

[Dewey Pond has dragged him into the corner, making Rage think about changing his mind about going for his finisher. Rage hits a few fists to the face and tries to whip Dewey Pond off the ropes, but it's reversed and Rage goes into the corner and he tries to make something happen by jumping on the apron and goes for some sort of move, but it's countered right into the Dew Drop, and he gets the 1…………2…….3]

(We go into the backstage area, Amy Jericho is with Jackie Gayda. She is in that metalic blue dress that was described earlier. We cut into the conversation as it's on going.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Jackie...I hope this is worth it, because this dress is absolutely horrible.

Jackie: "It's not the worst Amy.... i'm sure Cena can come up with worse.... at least its long as opposed to being REALLY short!"

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, but it makes me even more helpless with how big it is...and to say the top is a BIT more than I like to show off...

Jackie: "Yea... but it'll be worth it Amy. Out there is so much safer than back here where Cena could have anyone attack and strip you at any time and nobody would be there to save you."

.::Amy Jericho::.-I really hope so, god.....this is so degrading...

Jackie gets a look of horror in her eyes. The camera switches to her view and we see Cena standing behind Amy. Jackie tries to warn Amy but before she can Cena speaks out.)

Cena: "I think you'll find that's the point Amy...."

(Amy jumps, and turns around, she backs away a little bit and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-And.....what do YOU want?

Cena: "To see you in that dress... it really is a nice view.... just how I imagined it..."

(Amy looks embarrassed, and crosses her arms over her chest.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-What a nice view would be would be my foot up your ass. I don't know what the hell your getting out of this at all, other than you enjoy exposing my body. How long before you turn to raping someone?

Cena: "That's not possible Amy... it's only rape if the woman doesn't want it... and EVERY woman wants John Cena. Anyway... I just came to wish you girls god luck out there... your gonna need it... well... Jackie will. Beating Nat is a hard task.. I guess standing around and being perved at isn't."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh, just stay out of it, and we'll see how hard it is. As for being perved at...shouldn't come as a surprise anymore...but if I have anything to do with it. Your night isn't going to end up like you want it, sure you might have my body exposed, but if that happens it'll all be worth it!

Cena: "I fail to see what you can achieve tonight Amy. Sure Jackie might luckily get her title back.. wont take away the embaressment of losing repeatedly to her former "slave" as she so nicely puts it. I don't have anything to lose tonight... title or no title... me and Nat stay happy... shame the same can't be said for you and Jericho... where is he right now anyway?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-....(she was getting angry)...you know....maybe you should watch what you say to me, because I know that Jericho won't be gone forever, you know...and trust me....the thought of that day will make wearing these stupid dresses worth it! But that's in the future isn't it.

Cena: "Exactly... and when he gets out of hospital.. you can bet i'll be ready to send him back there! The future is meaningless Amy... well.. yours is. My future is Natasha, the most beautiful girl in the world, and The World Title,when I win it back and you learn that you may have screwed me out of it once but you can't keep me away! Yours.... your future is eye candy... a husband who cant stand up let alone wrestle... and a daughter who will have to come and beg John Cena to get into the industry she belongs in. I wonder who's got it better Amy... doesn't seem to be you."

.::Amy Jericho::.-You keep thinking that, don't ever forget your NOT the rightful owner...and you never know when the real owner is going to pop up, and when that happens...it all will fall part!

Cena: "But you'll still be wearing dresses Amy... that's the beauty part! I'll still be able to gawp at your breasts like I am right now... that'll ease the pain of losing the company..."

(Amy looks like she is about to kill Cena, but Jackie quickly stands in her way to protect her.)

Jackie: "That's enough Cena... just go and look after your whore... kiss her goodbye.... because she wont know who you are when i'm finished with her!"

Cena: "Ha.. well if you do as good a job as you did the last two times she beat you... I look forward to it."

(Jackie gives Cena an evil stare, just like the one Amy gave him before.)

Jackie: "There is no way I will let that happen again.... that title is going back around my waist!"

Cena: "I'll beleive it when I see it Jackie... but i'm doubting it... your record against Nat reads worse than Devin Malis's autobiography...."

(It's not Jackie's turn to get a look as if she's going to kill Cena. Cena just laughs.)

Cena: "If looks could kill... but I know when i'm not wanted... i'll leave you two losers to finish getting ready... look forward to seeing you lose again Jackie... and Amy... I look forward to seeing a LOT of you out there!"

(Amy still wants to kill him, but Jackie still holding her back, not wanting her to say too much, and also get herself in a position where Cena could strip her down. Jackie leads her to the entrance, as the match is next, we fade back into the ring.)

("Generic Theme" hits as Jackie Gayda makes her way out to the ring. Amy Jericho tails behind her, not looking her usual self, in the dress hand picked by Cena. Jackie rolls into the ring and collects a mic.)

J.R: "Looks like Jackie has something to say ahead of the Special Guest referee match...."

Jackie: "Ladies and Gentleman... as you know i'm here tonight to challenge for my third Women's Championship! And as you know.. the match was altered by my good friend Amy... into a Special Guest Referee match, with my good friend Chris Masters acting as the referee. Well... there's one thing I forgot to mention. You see Cena... you wanted to take me on a trip down memory lane.. and booked me in a Steel Cage match with Trish last week. Well here's a little trip down memory lane for you... because this match is not only a Special Guest Referee match... it's also... AN I QUIT MATCH!"

J.R: "My God! An I Quit Match... Natasha Jones may be killed in the ring here tonight!"

King: "That's not gonna go down well with Cena....."

Kris: "I think Cena would have prefered NO COUNT OUTS!"

("Million Dollar Theme" hits as Natasha Jones comes out nervously, clutching the Women's Championship. John Cena is surprisingly not behind her.)

J.R: "What the hell? No Cena??"

King: "She's the champion... she doesn't need help!"

Kris: "Then why has she needed it in every match so far....."

(Natasha gets in the ring looking scared. She hands the belt over to Finkle on the outside and "Masterpiece" hits and Masters comes out in the referee attire. Natasha seems to be trying to reason with Jackie but Jackie charges at her and clotheslines her down to the floor. There is a look of pure anger in Jackie's eyes as she stomps down on Nat. She stands on Nat's hair and grabs her hands, lifitng her off the mat. Masters can't count as there are no DQs. Jackie keeps it on and Nat is screaming in pain. Jackie then drops her to the mat hard. Nat stumbles to her feet and Jackie runs and clothesline her down hard again. Jackie stomps on Nat's head and she looks in great pain. Masters watches on with a concerned look on his face.)

J.R: "Chris Masters doesn't seem to be enjoying this..."

King: "We always knew he had a thing for Nat..."

Kris: "Oh come on guys.. he's here to see Jackie get her title back!"

(Nat stays down and Jackie goes over to a turnbuckle and removes the padding. Nat stumbles up to her feet but Jackie Irish whips her into the steel. She looks hurt and stumbles forward into a Big Boot for Jackie.Jackie bounces off the ropes and hits the Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM! Nat isn't moving. Jackie goes to Nat's legs and applies a boston crap. Nat screams and tries to crawl towards the ropes but Jackie is over-powering her. Masters looks to Nat as if to ask if she's giving it up. Suddernly Cena appears on the Titantron. The sound of his voice makes Jackie jump and drop Nat.)

Cena: "Jackie... Jackie... how foolish of you! You actually think you can win this? It doesn't matter if you get Nat beat..... you can't win! and why? Because the referee... CHRIS MASTERS... won't let you! He's been working for me the whole time! Did you really think I wouldn't have taken the IC Title from him if he was on yuor side! Ha.... You could have her beat it wouldn't bother me... coz Masters is here to keep his end of the deal.. and make sure your return only ends in tears! Go ahead... BEG him to deny it!"

(Jackie looks at Masters who looks to try and explain it. Jackie looks angry at him and begins to attack him with a frenzy of slaps. In defense. Masters grabs hold of her and holds her off. Amy, seeing is, seems to believe Cena's words to be the truth. She climbs into the ring, struggling because of her dress. Eventually she makes it in though, and then proceeds to jump on the back of Masters who was trying to restrain and reason with Jackie. She puts Masters in a sleeper from behind. Out of desperation, Masters lifts Amy over his head and slams her down. The crowd boo and Cena smirks on the titantron. Jackie looks shocked and is screaming at Masters. Masters rolls out of the ring and up the ramp. The crowd continue to boo his betrayal.)

J.R: "I think they reachted a bit fast... Masters was only defending himself...and there's no proof of what Cena said!"

King: "Oh come on J.R! The mans guilty!"

Kris: "Well he's not sticking around at any rate...."

(A new referee runs down the ramp. Jackie stares after Masters, seemingly on the verge of tears. She doesn't notice Natasha slide out of the ring. Natasha goes under the apron as if searching for a weapon. The new referee gets in the ring and reminds Jackie about the match. Jackie regains her composure and slides out of the ring. She grabs Natasha's foot and pulls her out from under the apron and then gets cracked over the head by a Kendo Stick Nat found under the ring. Jackie goes down and Nat quickly throws the stick, seemingly uncomfortable using something she has no experiance with. Instead she goes over to the announce tables and collect s a chair. She goes behind Jackie as Jackie stumbles up and then smashed Jackie with the chair in the head. Nat seems to be using it more out of desperation. Jackie gets to her knees and tries to stand but Nat smashes her with the chair in the gut and then tries to hit Jackie over the head again but Amy grabs it. Amy pulls the chair clean away from Nat. Nat turns to protest, but Amy seems to be shouting at Nat to try and fight cleanly. Nat turns and Jackie irish whips her into the barricade. She runs and clotheslines Nat over the top and Nat falls into the crowd area.)

J.R: "Natasha got quite an offense... but Amy seeng that it goes fairly..."

King: "Everythings legal in this match! Amy should keep her nose out!"

Kris: "Well.. she may have inadvertedly sent Natasha to an early grave...."

(Natasha climbs to her feet and climbs onto the barricade. Jackie goes over to her and looks to lift her off, but Nat kicks her away and Jackie stumbles. Nat takes her oppertunity and goes for a Cross-Body Block, but doesn't get it quite right and Jackie side-steps. Nat crashes on to the floor below. Jackie seizes the oppertunity to slap Nat into another boston crab. The referee brings a Microphone over to ask Nat if she wants to give it up. Nat is struggling against the hold, but as its on the outside she can't reach for the ropes. She still, somehow, refused to Quit the match. Jackie looks angry and her seemingly sheer determination, and so breaks the hold. She picks Nat up and drags her over to where the announce tables are. She guides Nat over towards the tables and then smashes Nat's head off of the table. Amy seems to take exception at this, wanting Jackie to fight fair too. She lets it go, but when Jackie keeps slamming Nat's head Amy calls out to her. Jackie turns round and they exchange words, and Jackie seems to agree. She grabs Nat and quickly throws her into the ring, not noticing Nat had got her hands on the Women's Champinship Belt. Jackie rolls into the ring and then Nat smashes her in the face with the title belt, knocking Jackie down. Nat goes to Jackie's legs and looks to attempt to apply the STFU... but seemingly can't quite remember how. She just gives up and applies an armbar instead. Jackie calls out in pain and the ref puts the mic by her head. Jackie however refuses to quit also.)

J.R: "A basic submission by the champion... not sure what she was doing before..."

King: "She is young... she is learning!"

Kris: "God you sound like.... who is it... Swedish guy.... oh forget it!"

(Jackie is still rolling in pain and tries to make it to the ropes. The fans are roaring her on. She tries to roll through but Nat clings on. Jackie is closer to the ropes now and reaches out with her spare arm. She seems to be in a lot of pain, but then makes one final lunge and grabs the rope. The referee tells Nat to break the hold but she wont. The referee counts to 4 and then Nat breaks it up. Nat grabs the title again and stalks Jackie with it. Jackie tries to get to her feet and sees Nat with the belt on the titantron. Nat swings but Jackie has it scouted and ducks. Nat does'nt expect it so she stumbles into the ropes. She bounces back and Jackie hoists her up for the F-Off. She looks about to hit it when Cena comes running down the ramp. Jackie gets distracted by this and Cena rolls into the ring but Amy grabs hold of his ankle to stop him attacking Jackie. The distraction however gives Nat time to get herself together and she nails Jackie in the skull with the belt again. Cena kicks Amy off of him but seeing Jackie is down and out, he rolls out of the ring and begins to chase Amy. Amy runs, much to the delight of the crowd.. and Cena gives chase. Eventually after running right round the ring Amy takes off up the ramp. Cena doesn't follow.)

J.R: "Natasha Jones could be in control here..."

King: "She can't win unless Jackie's conscious to say I Quit though..."

Kris: "I don't think winnings on her mind.. just survival..."

(Nat picks Jackie up to her feet and then slaps her a few times. This seemingly awakens Jackie a little. Nat then applies a basic headlock and the referee asks Jackie if she wants to give it up. Jackie looks to be fading but manages to hit some weak elbows on Nat. One catches her badly and she lets go of the hold.Jackie, out of complete desperation, hoists Nat up and peels off a quick F-Off. She doesn't notice the title belt in the ring and Nat's head bounces off of it, and she's out. Jackie doesn't seem to have any remorse though. She lifts Nat up and drags her into a corner. She removes the padding from the turnbukle, and then picks up the belt again. The crowd roar in excitement as Jackie runs forward and socks Nat over the head with the title, crushing her between the belt and the steel. Nat is bleeding a little but is seemingly out cold. Cena can't take anymore. He calls for the bell, and it's rung. The fans roar as the referee raises Jackie's hand and she's handed the Championship back.

Finkle: "Ladies and Gentleman... John Cena has quit on behalf of Natasha Jones... therefore the NEW EMF Women's Champion... MISS JACKIE!!"

(Jackie is handed the belt, and holds it up high. Jackie still has a look of anger in her eye for Nat. She seems like she could dealeven more damage, but is prevented by Cena rolling into the ring and knocking her down with a hard clothesline,which seemingly worsens the injureis she has already. Suddernly Chris Masters rushes down the ramp again. He slides into the ring and begins to check on the fallen Jackie. Cena looks pissed about this and slides back into the ring to confront Masters. They shout some choice words at eachother, and then Masters punches Cena to cheers from the crowd. The two trade blows until Masters backs Cena into the ropes and clotheslines him over the top. He then picks Jackie up and proceeds to help her out of the ring. At the top of the ramp, Jackie opens her eyes a little, and smiles at Chris as he helps her behind the curtain. Cena meanwhile is helping Nat up, who is barely conscious, and carries her and her championship away from the ring.)

J.R: "This was a mess.. but Jackie FINALLY got the job done..."

King: "Oh well... Cena always has a plan up his sleeve!"

Kris: "I'm glad she won.... but now we're gonna have to scrap the belt... because we have a dominant champion!"

("Master Piece" blasts on the PA system as Chris Masters does his usual entrance with all his posing and stuff.)

(will be added to after I get the Jackie/Nat) ("Cold" blasts on the PA system as Devin Malis walks to the cage, and climbs into the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-At least Devin's theme apologizes for him.

JR-I don't think it's sincere…

Kris Gaffney-So judgmenetal…

[Both wrestlers start out near a corner. Devin Malis comes running into where Chris Masters is, and hits a few fists to the face of Chris Masters who is in the corner. Chris Masters using his clear strength advantage, he pushes Devin Malis back and he falls to the mat. Devin Malis gets up and tries to go into the corner quickly, Chris Masters moves out of the way and now Devin Malis is in the corner. Chris Masters hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Devin Malis. Chris Masters takes Devin Malis out of the corner and whips him off the ropes. Devin Malis bounces off, and Chris Masters lifts Devin Malis in the air and holds him up for a while and drops him for a side slam. Devin Malis falls on the mat in pain and is in a sitting position. Chris Masters kicks him right in the spine, bringing down Devin Malis to the mat. Chris Masters hits a few stomps on the downed Devin Malis, and after a while grabs him by the hair and puts him in the corner and drives shoulders into the gut of Devin Malis and Chris Masters does this for a while and then finally let's up and whips Devin Malis to the other side of the ring and he stumbles out of the corner due to the impact of when he stumbles right into Chris Masters who catches him and hits a belly to belly over head throw. Devin Malis comes down crashing on the mat. Devin Malis takes a few moments and gets to his feet using the ropes and Chris Masters measures up Devin Malis. Chris Masters charges and hits a clothesline Malis over the top rope and to the arena floor. Chris Masters is getting his fair share of boo's, but he pays no attention and goes to the outside. Devin Malis is getting up to his feet. Chris Masters takes Devin Malis and throws him into the cage, and Devin Malis bounces back. He goes right into Chris Masters who picks up Devin Malis over his shoulder and aims him to another side of the cage and then charges with Devin Malis, Devin Malis slides out the back of Chris Masters, Devin Malis pushes Chris Masters into the side of the cage.]

Add comments later

[Devin Malis takes a few steps back and then charges and hits a big splash on Chris Masters who had stayed against the cages side, Chris Masters falls down to the mat after being mashed into the side of the cage. Devin Malis is able to take a few moments to rest, before charging and knocking down Chris Master with a running forearm shot. He doesn't allow him to fall down, he pulls up Devin Malis and throws him into the side of the cage and Chris Masters bounces off. He stumbles into the waiting arms of Devin Malis who takes Masters and rolls him into the ring. Devin Malis steps on the apron and climbs to the top rope and measures Chris Masters, and Chris Masters stumbles up to his feet, and Devin Malis leaps off and hits a flying clothesline on Chris Masters knocking him down to the mat. Chris Masters goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………2……..kick out by Chris Masters, Chris Masters is getting up fast, Devin Malis goes to the ropes and comes off the ropes. Chris Masters tries to counter with a back body drop. But it's countered with a DDT, Devin Malis goes to the outside, and looks under the ring, and pulls out a chair. He slides into the ring, Chris Masters is shaking off the effects of the effects of the DDT. Masters is on his knee's, and he charges in with the chair and goes for a low drop kick with the chair on the end of his feet. Chris Masters gets smashed with the chair and goes to the mat. Devin Malis see's that Masters is near the corner, so he climbs up the top rope, and leaps off and nails a 450 splash into a cover and gets the 1……………..2………….kick out!]

JR-Almost three! It's hard to know who I should be cheering for.

Kris Gaffney-Um…maybe be unbiased?

King-That's a good idea

[Devin Malis gets up and grabs the chair thinking that he knows what he's going to do with it. He waits on Chris Masters who is getting up to his feet, Malis goes back to swing the chair. But it gets held back, Devin Malis turns around and the chair gets nailed back into Devin Malis' face by X-Factor's eXecution. Devin Malis stumbles back right into the waiting arms of Chris Masters who puts on the Masterlock, seems that Devin might have been out before that…the ref rises his arm and it drops and they ring the bell]

JR-We had Cena screw Rad, and now X-Factor just might have cost Devin Malis the IC title.

King-Wow, I think Masters is going to kill him soon.

Kris Gaffney-And that's bad?

King-No...

(The Revolution members get out of the Cell and celebrate as Devin Malis realizes what happened and doesn't looked pleased at all.)

[“Helena” blasts over the PA system as we shockingly see Marc Mead come out to the ring, who has been out due to a knee injury. He is wearing the same type of clothes and is now maybe 5’8 and 130. He gets a pretty good pop being Marc Mead. He walks to the ring and then poses on the turnbuckle. He leaps off and does a 180 degree turn and goes to get a microphone.]

Marc Mead: Hello all my fellow Canadians. Yes, you heard me right. With the most corrupt nation being the one that I was born in, I have purchased an apartment here. Right here in Winnipeg. Finally, you guys can have a true Canadian hero that doesn’t kill two innocent people. Yeah, you know what sounds good? Yeah, it does, Chris Benoit day should now be “Marc Mead day”. Celebrating the EMF’s greatest TV Champion of all time. Most of you thought that last statement would never be true since my last name isn’t Hiroko. That’s right Steve. I have become the greatest TV Champion of all time. Mr.Canada right here baby. Obviously a hall of famer in the near future. So that leads a lot of people to probably be wondering “Marc why are you back”. Good Question, I am here tonight to challenge Steve Hiroko. So I know its going to be hard for you Steve, but if you have any respect for those great people who have made the EMF possible such as yours truly, then come down to the ring and accept my challenge *Moments pass at looking at the stage*. You see that, even Steve Hiroko is scared to face me.

J.R- That isn’t right King, what disrespect to a legend

King- Canadian fans seem to like him though

Marc Mead: Since we all new that Mr.Hiroko would be to scared to face Mr.Canada, I went to the EMF requesting a certain man for my comeback match. A man that claims hes the future of EMF. A man that hasn’t even become a champion in almost his whole year with the company. A man, that after facing me, will be in the same spot as Steve Hiroko’s career. DEAD. Its booked next week Rex, you cant run, because next week, I will prove to Canada that they finally have a wrestler to be proud of!

[“Helena” blasts over the PA system as the Canadian fans give the returning Marc Mead a huge pop.]

JR-Before we get to the main event, we would like to remind everyone that MxMxPunk's ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend are sitting in front row

(They show Ashley and Kelly)

King-…..I knew I smelled something…

("Grindtime" blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-MxMxPunk has had success in the television division, now it's time to see if he can get it done in the world title division.

King- I don't know, he's down one coach..

Kris Gaffney-and an eagle.

("Down with the Sickness" blasts on the PA system as Angelus Archer walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-PETA really hates this guy.

King-So does ADORE

Kris Gaffney-Thankfully for him…John Cena rendered their leader helpless in clothing, and gave us all a us view with it! That's what you call a two for one!

("Problem Solver" blasts on the PA system as Tyson Tomko walks to the ring, and steps into the ring after handing the world title to the ref.)

JR-It's been a long time coming with the Problem Solver as world champion, but you have got to wonder how long his reign will last.

King-Hopefully it was worth angering a guy who would kill you was worth it.

Kris Gaffney-If you ask Rey Mysterio….he would probably say "yes".

[Tyson Tomko, MxMxPunk and Angelus Archer are in different corners and they think of what their first move. MxMxPunk being cocky goes right up to the both of them. The veterans looks at each other, and then look at the cocky…somewhat newcomer takes him and flings him over the top rope. MxMxPunk goes crashing into the mat on the outside of the ring. Angelus Archer is able to take advantage of Tyson Tomko turned around and hits a few clubbing blows to the back of his head, and he turns around and Tyson Tomko hits a few fists to the face. Tyson Tomko reels on the ropes and Angelus Archer whips him to the ropes and Tyson Tomko bounces off the ropes and Tomko comes off and runs over Angelus Archer with a running clothesline. Angelus Archer falls down on the mat and gets up and gets up and charges at Tyson Tomko who side steps Angelus Archer and throws him off of the ropes and he bounces off of the ropes hitting into MxMxPunk who is trying to get on the apron and he flies back and Angelus Archer stumbles into the waiting arms of Tyson Tomko who lifts Angelus Archer up and hits a belly to belly over head throw Tyson Tomko goes into the cover and gets the 1…………….2……..kick out. Tyson Tomko his a few stomps on the downed Angelus Archer who gets to his feet, and tries to fire back with a few of his own. But Tyson Tomko goes low and drives Angelus Archer into the corner. Tyson Tomko hits a shoulder in the corner, Tyson Tomko backs off before he gets a warning and he hits a shoulder into the corner and goes into the corner and whips Angelus out of the corner and Angelus Archer comes out of the corner and Tyson Tomko lowers his head and hits a back body drop. Tyson Tomko waits in the corner and Angelus Archer stumbles up in and Tyson Tomko goes for a big boot. But MxMxPunk trips Angelus Archer from the outside and pulls him out.]

JR-I'm not so sure that's a smart move…

King-What is he thinking, he should have went after Tomko…he's bigger, but more saner..

[MxMxPunk is able to catch Angelus Archer stunned and off guard, and hits a fist to the face and throws him into the steps. He bounces off the steps, MxMxPunk hits a few stomps on the downed Angelus Archer. But suddenly Tyson Tomko reaches from the outside and pulls MxMxPunk on to the apron by his hair and tries to do some sort of move, but MxMxPunk is able to counter it with a hang man and Tyson Tomko stumbles back and MxMxPunk climbs to the top rope and waits and goes for a cross body block and gets a 1…………..2……kick out by Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko's kick out was so powerful that MxMxPunk went flying, Tyson Tomko tries to get up. He gets to his knee's when he gets knocked down to the mat by a low drop kick by MxMxPunk. Punk hits a few stomps on the downed Tyson Tomko who is getting up to his feet and he gets to his feet. MxMxPunk hits a few fists to the face and tries to whip Tyson Tomko to the ropes and as Tomko goes to the ropes. Angelus Archer low bridges Tyson Tomko and Tyson Tomko goes flying to the outside. Angelus Archer climbs to the apron, turns around and see's that MxMxPunk is going to use the ropes to bring him back into the ring and does, but Angelus is prepared enough to rotate enough to his feet and this stuns MxMxPunk as he turns and Angelus Archer kicks MxMxPunk in the gut. This doubles over MxMxPunk and he takes him and throws him shoulder first into the ring post. MxMxPunk is in pain on the corner as Angelus Archer looks to be setting up for the kill.]

JR-Angelus Archer looks like he's going to try to finish this match

King-It's a good thing I don't have a mascot…I wouldn't want someone close to me gutted and had it jammed into it's body

Kris Gaffney-There is always your crown…

*King grabs it, and looks around hoping Angelus didn't hear that.*

[Angelus Archer sets up MxMxPunk up and goes for the slain. But MxMxPunk is luckily able to get his feet under him and land on them. He stumbles and grabs the ropes to balance himself, Angelus charges at MxMxPunk and Punk pulls down the ropes and Angelus Archer goes to the outside right by Tyson Tomko. Tomko picks up Angelus Archer and tries to do something, but Angelus archer comes to life and starts to battle with Tyson Tomko. Inside the ring, MxMxPunk goes to the ropes, but then he feels his leg grabbed. He turns around and see's Ashley Thomas has grabbed his leg. He kicked her off, and then she outraged she yells at him. This gets MxMxPunk Punk's attention. Suddenly he turns around, as Kelly stops dead in his tracks with a chair ready. Ashley tries to get Punk's attention again. But suddenly Ashley is pulled down by a unknown girl. Ashley hits her head, Kelly drops the chair, and goes to check over at his girlfriend. But MxMxPunk grabs him and pulls him in front as Tyson Tomko who had gotten rid of Angelus Archer at some point. Tomko hits a big boot that sends Kelly flying out of the ring. Tomko looks stunned not knowing what the hell Kelly was doing out there, and MxMxPunk uses this chance to roll up Tomko using the tights (aw it's no DQ) 1……….2……3!!]

King-MxMxPunk did it!

JR-I think he had the tights though..

Kris Gaffney-It was no DQ! It doesn't matter! History!

(MxMxPunk gets handed the title..we fade away with that.)

(OOC-Staff decision (well…the staff not involved in this match). It was agreed that Punk wrote the best RP we seen from him thus far, very good text, quality, and focus through out the RP. While the Angelus RP was good, there was nothing that closed up the gap between the two RP's. Not even a few small mistakes in a few facts.)