(Copyright information flashes over the screen, and we fade into a highlight video of how all the matches of tonight show came about. We end the video with an announcer welcome us to "Cold Day in Hell 2007". We go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the specially made stage for this event, as they come to a stop, the light turn on. Fans are yelling and waving their signs. Some of the signs say "get a pre-nub Cena", "Freddy has Popeye and Luke Skywalker all pissed off", and "Check your graphic card")

JR-Welcome to Cold Day in Hell, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris Gaffney, and what a show we have for you tonight.

King-I'm sure someone hates it regardless.

Kris Gaffney-Well…blah to you too.

("Marquise theme" blasts on the PA system as Marquise walks to the ring, and steps into the ring.)

JR-Marquise is a interesting young talent.

King-One day this guy could be champion!

Kris Gaffney-…it's always more disturbing when you say it before they actually start their career.

("CJ Lethal's theme" blasts on the PA system as CJ Lethal walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring, he waits for the bell to ring.)

[Marquise and CJ Lethal pace around the ring, they lock up and Marquise tries to over power CJ Lethal. But CJ Lethal pushes Marquise down to the mat, Marquise goes down to the mat, and then gets up to his feet. CJ Lethal hits a fist and knocks down Marquise down to the mat and Marquise rolls out of the ring, and then looks up at the ring as CJ Lethal stands there. Although, CJ Lethal does not look to wait as the ref seems to wait, he steps over the top rope and starts to chase Marquise. Marquise rolls into the ring, and CJ Lethal rolls into the ring Marquise hits a few stomps on the downed CJ Lethal who is trying to get to his feet. Marquise pulls up CJ Lethal and he whips CJ Lethal off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Marquise goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and Marquise turns around and CJ Lethal grabs him by the throat, and looks like he's about to lift him up for a choke slam, but it's countered with a kick to the gut and then Marquise runs to the ropes and comes off of the ropes and CJ Lethal snaps out of the stun state he is in, and floors Marquise with a forearm shot to the face. Marquise stumbles up to his feet stunned and he gets whipped to the ropes, and CJ Lethal goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and he goes to the other side of the ring and he bounces off of the ropes. CJ Lethal catches Marquise and drops him for a sidewalk slam and goes into the cover, and he goes into the cover. He gets a 1……………….2………..kick out by Marquise. Marquise hits a few stomps on the downed Marquise and whips him to the ropes, Marquise bounces off of the ropes and then he comes off of the ropes and CJ Lethal tries to throw Marquise up in the air. But Marquise is able to hit a drop kick on the way down to the mat. CJ Lethal stumbles back to the ropes, and Marquise hits a standing drop kick and CJ Lethal falls out of the ring and on to the arena floor.]

JR-The rookie has had problems with the height advantage by CJ Lethal.

King-Guess you shouldn't mess with CJ's car

Kris Gaffney-You realize he's on defense now?

[Marquise takes a few moments to rest, keeping an eye on CJ Lethal who is getting up to his feet. Marquise then runs to the ropes and comes off of the ropes and leaps out of the ropes, and hits a suicide dive on CJ Lethal that stumbles him back and falls down to the mat in pain in the sitting position. Marquise hits a few stomps on the downed CJ Lethal and Marquise pulls CJ Lethal up, and brings him over to the steps. He smashes CJ Lethal's head on the steps. Marquise rolls in CJ Lethal into the ring, and then he gets up on the apron, and up to the top rope. CJ Lethal is getting up to his feet, and Marquise jumps off of the top rope and catches CJ Lethal with a top rope cross body block and goes into the cover. He goes into the cover and gets a 1………………2………..kick out by CJ Lethal. CJ Lethal pushes Marquise off so much, that he goes flying away a little bit. But Marquise is able to quickly stop any space that might have caused by hitting a low drop kick on CJ Lethal. CJ Lethal falls to the mat, and goes into the corner. Marquise hits a few fist to the face of CJ Lethal. CJ Lethal gets whipped to the opposite side of the ring, he crashes into the corner. Marquise delays, and charges into the corner and goes for something. But it's countered by CJ Lethal putting his boot up. Marquise turns around, and stumbles back. CJ Lethal goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked and CJ Lethal hits the ref instead, CJ Lethal looks down at the ref, turns around and gets hit with a shoulder block from the second rope that takes him down. Marquise is stunned, and rolls out of the ring.]

JR-The ref is down, and what is the rookie up to?

King-Eeeerrr, maybe he's going to do what Shawn Bradley is doing right now….proving people wrong.

Kris Gaffney-Man…that just won't die.

[CJ Lethal gets up, and looks around for Marquise who is outside with his head turn from him. CJ Lethal goes over to Marquise, only to be blasted with a guitar to the head by Marquise. CJ Lethal goes down to the mat, Marquise goes into the ring, and makes the cover as a ref is sliding into the ring and counts the 1……………2……………3]

JR-I don't know Marquise used that in desperation.

King-Hey…to get wins, you do whatever it takes.

(OOC-Alright, I want to say that CJ Lethal could have won this match. There was just one factor he needs to watch out for. Remember to focus, if you had, you probably would have had this one. Which is why were going to have a rematch as well to see what happens. Good job to the rookie, but you still have some things to work on as well.)

("Better than you" blasts on the PA system as Becky Bayless and Triple M walk to the ring, and step inside of the ring.)

JR-Becky is supposively the sister of the now co-owner of the EMF Amy Jericho.

King-Pretty soon we'll find out whether that's true or not.

JR-Yeah, but what if Amy doesn't want her sister in her life, especially since she doesn't know her…and she already hates her.

("Strangehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond and Tori walk out of the ring, and step inside of the ring.)

JR-The Pond's are close family friends of the Jericho's.

Kris Gaffney-Wow, that's not just stating the obvious…are you sure you aren't Michael Cole?

King-No…sadly no…I don't hate Michael Cole as much.

[Tori and Becky Bayless start off in the ring, after talking a little bit to their tag team partners. They met in the middle of the ring, and then talk a little trash, Becky Bayless backs off for a moment. Becky Bayless is able to get a fist at Tori, not being able to beat Beck to the punch. Tori is however able to block it, and punches down Becky Bayless down to the mat. Becky Bayless begs off in the corner as Tori closes the space between then, and then Becky Bayless is able to grabs Tori's pants, and throws her into the corner. Tori is in the corner face first, and Becky Bayless hits a few shoulder blocks into the lower back of Tori. Becky Bayless turns Tori around and then hits a slap to the face of Tori. Becky Bayless drags the face across the top rope, and Tori is in pain Becky Bayless whips Tori off of the ropes. She bounces off of the ropes and Becky Bayless tries to hit a hip toss. Tori blocks it, and turns it into a back slide. Becky Bayless breaks out of the back slide. Both Tori and Becky turn towards each other, and Becky is able to hit a clothesline down to the mat. Becky Bayless starts to choke Tori, Becky Bayless pulls up Tori by the hair and picks her up, and hits a body slam. Becky Bayless backs to the ropes, and comes off of them. Becky Bayless hits a big leg drop across the throat of Tori, Becky Bayless goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………………2………….kick out. Tori sits up, and Becky Bayless grabs her by the hair to bring her to her feet. Becky Bayless Tori tries to pick up Tori, but Tori floats behind, and pushes Becky Bayless to the ropes, and then she tries to roll up Becky. But Becky hooks the ropes, and rolls to the middle of the ring. Tori charges, but Becky Bayless counters with a drop toe hold that snaps Tori's neck across the second rope.Tori falls to the mat, and then Becky Bayless decides to tag in her tag team partner…Triple M. Triple M inches towards Tori, as she seems kinda intimidated thinking that Triple M is going to attack her.]

JR-What is Triple M doing, Tori has to be allowed to tag in her husband.

King-Hey! It's her own fault!

Kris Gaffney-Yes….and you wonder why you don't have any luck with women…

[Triple M grabs Tori by the hair, she screams, but before he can do anything to her as it seems. Dewey Pond comes out of no where and runs into the ring, and hits a fist to the face. The ref allows this go on, and Triple M tries to throw a punch to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond ducks under it, and runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes and hits a running shoulder block, that stuns Matt Morgan for a moment. But Matt Morgan once again goes for a fist, but it's ducked under by Pond. Matt Morgan turns around, and gets hit with a standing drop kick by Dewey Pond that takes Matt Morgan off of his feet. Matt Morgan stumbles to his feet, and gets hit with a running clothesline that once again knocks down the dazed Matt Morgan. He goes over to the ropes, and Dewey Pond comes crashing down on the back of Matt Morgan. Matt Morgan stumbles up, stunned and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes and comes off of the ropes and leaps in the air and hits a flying shoulder block on Matt Morgan, and Matt Morgan falls out of the ring and on to the floor. Dewey Pond goes over to the closest turnbuckle, and measures up Matt Morgan who is getting to his feet and leaps off of the top rope. He then hits a flying cross body block on Matt Morgan. Both wrestlers are on the mat, being that the action has spilled out on the outside. Tori runs into the ring, and grabs the ropes and sling shots Becky Bayless into the ring. Becky falls hard on her back in the corner, Tori hits a few kicks into the gut, and whips Becky to the opposite corner and Becky Bayless crashes into the corner and Tori starts a 10 punch combo 1…………2……….3…….4………5……..6……7……8…..9…10. Tori lets Becky stumble out of the corner, Tori tries to whip Becky out of the corner. But it's reversed, Tori hooks the ropes, and Becky charges at Tori. It's countered by Tori side stepping it, and throwing Tori out of the ring.]

JR-It would seem that this match has gone out of hand.

King-It would seem so…

Kris Gaffney-Amy seems to have good friends?

JR-Well, I'm sure their standing up as Amy would stand up for them if they were in the same situation.

[On the outside, Becky Bayless is stumbling away from the ring as Tori and her are fighting in the ring Dewey Pond is down on the mat. It looks like Triple M is in firm control, and looks like he's about to hit a running power slam. But Dewey Pond slides out of the back of Triple M, Triple M turns around right into a Dew Drop into the cover and gets the 1…………….2…………..3]

JR-Seems that Kavaros is going to try to use the no DQ.

Christian-These matches are weak, their clearly not hardcore enough to do a NO COUNT OUT MATCH.

Kris Gaffney-Anyone see that a mile away.

[Kavaros picks up Marc Mead and hits an inverted atomic drop and Mead stumbles back and on to the table. Kavaros rolls into the ring, and runs to the ropes and comes off of the ropes and tries to jump over to the ropes for something on Mead. But Mead moves out of the way and Kavaros is able to land on the apron his feet. Mead grabs his leg, and takes him off of the apron and Kavaros falls to the table feet first. Kavaros is rolling on the ground in pain. The ref checks if Kavaros is ok, but then he calls for the bell as it's determined that Kavaros is too injured to continue.]

JR-It seems that the ref had no choice but to stop this match. I don't know how injured Kavaros is, but I don't think there was much settled here.

(OOC-Another one I'm not totally sure with the ending, but from what I remember it was something close to this.)

The Camera Pans over the arena and to the ring where it hits all four side of the modified ring. The steel fence side, the barbwire ropes side, the light tubes side, and lastly the no ropes side. It goes over the floor covering the barbwire coil and tacks laid all over the floor. Now we go up the ramp and to the scaffolding and the Coma pit, filled with tables that are set up, barbwires, broken light tubes tacks and as the Camera looks on stage workers are dosing the Pit with Gasoline.

But the big screen then turns on and it shows up the backstage area where Archer and Morphine are swinging wild at each other, not able to wait for the match to start. Archer takes the lead with a kick to the gut and throw Morphine by his hair into a wall, Morphine bouncing off the wall and into a dropkick form Archer. This sends Morphine back into the wall and he just falls down as Archer stalks him. Morphine gets up, and is bleeding form his lower lip, Archer goes for another dropkick but Morphine moves out of the way and jumps up into a leg drop across Archer’s chest as Archer falls form the dropkick. Morphine begins to choke Archer out, but Archer gets his knees up and rolls Morphine up and gets his own choke hold on. Raking Archer’s eyes Morphine gets up and repeatedly kicks Archer in his temple, trying to bust Archer open as Morphine’s own blood flows form his lip. Archer grabs the foot of Morphine and pulls it up causing Morphine to fall on his ass. Archer takes the opening and hits a buzz saw type kick that sends Morphine to a heap on the floor. Archer then starts to drag Morphine by the foot down to the entrance stage. Archer takes a moment to look at the Coma Pit before he is blindsided by Morphine who slams his knee into the side of Archer. Morphine then DDT’s Archer on the stage and mounts Archer and unleashes a flurry of Punches. Panting Morphine gets up and starts to drag a now bleeding form the nose Archer down to the ring. Morphine stops and gets archer up to his feet, he then runs back half way up the ramp turns around and as Archer wobbles Morphine runs at Archer and goes for his Overdose but Archer Blocks it and backdrops Morphine into the mess of barbwire and tacks.

Archer looks at Morphine and walks around him, stepping on the barbwire and hoping in the ring on the side that has no ropes. But Morphine gets up and follows him, his shirt is torn in the back and his blood flows. He gets back in the ring and stands up and glares at Archer who is standing in place. Morphine runs at Archer and nails a side kick that doesn’t seem to faze Archer at all, Archer hits a big boot that makes Morphine stumble back, but Morphine is right back in Archers faces with a punch to the throat. Morphine takes Archer by his hair and throws him at the steel cage, then grinds his face, making him bleed heavily. Out of nowhere Jesse comes running down with a chair that is wrapped in barbwire, but also had 3 light tubes that the barbwire is holding in place. She throws it to Morphine who catches it and swings down hard on Archer’s back, breaking the tubs and causing him to scream in pain. Morphine then rips off his own shirt, revealing his bloody back. The camera goes up to Morphine’s face, his expression goes form a grin to pain as the camera zooms out and the knee of Archer is in-between the legs of Morphine, who falls down in pain. Archer slowly gets up and drags Morphine to the barbwire ropes and places him neck first on the ropes, he then places his boots on the back of the neck and pushes down hard, seeing Morphine spasm out in pain, he lets go and rubs morphine’s neck down into the barbwire. Morphine’s neck bleeding slowly, Archer gets him up and whips him into the light tubes side. And runs at him head first, last moment Morphine moves and Archer goes head first into the tubes, breaking them and flying through the ropes into the barbwire hell outside. Morphine gets up grabbing his throat, dives over the ropes onto Archer. Morphine mounts Archer and starts punching him, Archer rolling Morphine over and now Morphine is on the bottom. Morphine heads butts his way out of the situation, and quickly crawls away, cutting open his hands and legs in the processes. Getting back in the ring, he is meet with a chop by Archer, then a wind up punch that makes him reel. Archer hits the Slain on Morphine, who lands on the chair. Archer heads over to the light tube side and begins ripping the light tubes off the ropes and makes a pile in the center of the ring. After piling all of them he turns back to Morphine who is up and kicking, as he kicks Archer’s balls, then hits a super kick, grabbing Archer’s head, he flips over and lands the Overdose, making Archer’s head crash through the light tubes. Morphine trys to stir and gets to a knee, but that’s it as he falls back over, the blood form his neck and face staining the mat, as his back makes a little pool of blood. Morphine finally gets up as Archer sits up, a pane of glass sticking out of his forehead and he pulls it out. Archer gets up and grabs Morphine and hits a choke slam onto the rest of the light tubes, making Morphine arch in pain, as he rolls over and we see the blood just pouring out of his back, he crawls to the steel cage side and starts to climb. He reaches the top and Archer is right behind him, he gets atop and Morphine hits a head butt. Archer responds with a right jab that almost sends Morphine falling off. Archer gets up and grabs Morphine by the throat, standing him up, Morphine elbows out and grabs Archer’s hair and jumps down, sending both men into the Barbwire hell. Morphine gets up first and waits for Archer, Archer gets up and Morphine comes form behind and hits a super kick to the back of the head, Archer turns around and hits a clothesline form hell that turns Morphine inside out. Archer then picks morphine up and carries him on one shoulder to the steel ramp where he then lands a very brutal spinebuster. Jesse then gets involved again and takes a baseball bat to the head of Archer who falls down. James Mitchell come out of the crowd and attempts to take Jesse out, butt Jesse hits a low blow and runs to the back. Morphine gets up and Kicks James Mitchell in the head and sends him back over the barricade. Jesse then returns with a table. They both set it up and put Archer on it. Jesse again swings the bat down as hard as she can to the head of Archer and then tells Morphine to go up. Morphine runs to the ring and starts climbing up the cage part. Up top, Morphine gives Archer then middle finger, blows a kiss to Jesse, and flies off with a huge double stomp onto Archer. The table breaks and Archer grabs his chest as Morphine is laying on the ground, over come with the rush he just had. But suddenly the lights go dim, and then they go out complete. After a few moments they flick back on, and Archer is up and standing over Morphine with a lead pipe, and Jesse is lying on the ground, a trial of blood flowing form his forehead. Archer starts to beat Morphine stupid with the pipe, blow after blow, to wherever he could get a hit in. Archer after a minute or so throws down the pipe and starts to drag Morphine up the ramp and to the scaffolding. Morphine comes to though, and leg sweeps Archer down. Jumping up, Morphine kicks the ribs of Archer making him roll near the barricade. Morphine then hops on the barricade and drags Archer by the hair up with him. Keeping his balance he gets Archer up in an tazzplex hold and dives right off into the steel planting Archer head first with Morphine’s tazz DDT.

A holy shit chant breaks out as both men crawl up the ramp to the scaffolding. Archer si the first man to his feet and he pulls his shank out of his boot. But hides it out of Morphine’s sight. Morphine gets up and stumble over to Archer who strikes Morphine is his arm with the shank, Morphine out of shock kicks the knife up and out of Archer’s hand and grabs it mid air and stabs Archer right in his shoulder blade. Morphine grabs his arms and tires to stop the bleeding, as Archer in a form of shock himself, pulls his own blade out of his shoulder and sticks it back in his boot, turns to Morphine and spears him with such force that he goes flying with Morphine into the Coma Pit. Morphine and Archer end up going through two tables, 3 panes of glass and are tangled in barbwire. The backstage crew jumps in, and starts cutting the barbwire to free the men. After a few, Morphine and Archer are back on stage covered in gasoline after rolling around in it, Archer on his knees, Morphine gets up and goes for a shot of Morphine {{Shinning wizard}} but Archer ducks and gets up and stumbles to the scaffolding, Morphine goes to the other side and both men make their way to the top. Archer up first, tells the crew to light the pit, he grabs Morphine by the throat, and looks for a chokeslam to end it, but Morphine swings his legs to shift Archer away form the pit. Archer still raises Morphine for the choke slam. And slams down, but Morphine grabs a hold of Archers head and hits a flat liner type move. Both men feel the heat of the pit as they try to move around.~

JR-It looks like it's now a fight for survival.

King-Guess Angelus knows how it feels, huh?

Kris Gaffney-I guess…

~Angelus seems to be getting the upper hand, but suddenly Robbie Morphine hits a kick to the gut and turns it around. Robbie Morphine hits a few punches until Angelus Archer is about to fall off the edge. Robbie Morphine backs off, and then goes for a super kick, but Angelus is somehow able to duck it, and drops Robbie Morphine off the edge from an electric chair, and the bell rings as people put out the fire, so Robbie Morphine isn't seriously hurt.~

King-Ouch!

JR-Well, at least there were people there to put it out.

Kris Gaffney-Pro-wrestlers seem to not be injured by the weirdest stuff…

(OOC-The handicap match was a result of the result of this match…or that's what I was told (am I wrong?). LOL, this was a confusing match as it is, with all it's stips and stuff, so if I got anything wrong, just let me know.)

Troy’s Music hits and he walks down to the ring with a smug look on his face

Dude’s Music hits. And he comes down with a look of hate

~Both men circle the ring, Troy going for a opening but gets a surprise superkick for his trouble. Troy then rolls out of the ring but Dude follows him with a baseball slide to the outside onto Troy and the crowd is going crazy as both men a laid out on the ground. Dude gets up and is met with a flurry of gut shots by Troy who is on his knees. Troy gets a head butt in the gut and pops on to his feet and high kicks Dude in the side of his head with such massive force that Dude falls over the guardrail. Into the crowd now Dude tries to get up but this time it’s an air born Troy who jumped up on the guardrail and flew off hitting a clothesline-bringing Dude back down to the ground. Troy gets up and screams at the fans to get out of the way as he takes Dude by his hair and throws him around into exit door. Troy looks up and sees the railing and a wicked smile creeps on his face.~

~ Kris Gaffney: A world of pain doesn’t seem far for Dude right now, King.

KIng: It would seem so, Dude needs to turn this around before it’s to late.

~Troy grabs Dude by the neck and drags him to the flight of stairs leading to the railing above the exit sign. He then drops Dude on the first step and takes him by the legs and hot shots Dude up the stairs, Dude cracking his jaw on the last step. Troy laughs and runs up the steps and picks Dude up again and kicks him in the gut, Dude doubles over with blood trickling form a busted lip he got when his jaw cracked the step. Troy shoves Dude’s head in between his thighs and lefts up into his shoulders and then moves over to the railing. He then slams down Dude onto the railing and a ear pitch scream can be heard by Dude as his back is arched over the rail. Troy clubs the chest of Dude and grabs his feet and hangs him over the side of the rail. Teasing Dude about dropping him head first to the cement, he instead wedges both of Dude’s feet in-between the rails. Troy trots down the stairs and takes a second to admire his handy work, after taunting Dude; Troy gives a onslaught of punches and high kicks to Dude’s body. Troy then slaps Dude’s face and laughs, turning around he picks up a steel chair and places it un-folded a few inches away form Dude, then picking up a folded chair, Troy raises the chair in the air and taunts as the fans Boo him. He then shifts the chair in his hands; placing the edge of the chair in his hand. He runs and thrust it into the throat of Dude. He does it again and dude starts spitting blood out. The Fans boo as Troy walks away form Dude and shakes his head.~

Kris Gaffney: This is pretty fucked up..

King I’ll agree with you there.

~Troy takes the chair by its legs and looks at the chair by Dude, as he thinks about his next move Dude is able to get one of his feet free and now is dangling by a foot. He grabs the rail and begins to try pulling himself up when he sees Troy running at him steel chair in hand, Troy gets to the chair and does a double jump on the chair and airs himself to hit Dude with the chair but at the last minute Dude lifts himself up and out of harms way as Troy flies into the place where Dude’s head was and gets a face full of steel and falls back down, crashing down onto the seated chair causing it to break down. Troy who is in shock just lays there, Blood binging to pour form his head.~

JR: Dude needs to make his move now before Troy gets back up.

~Dude gets his other foot un-wedge and gets over the railing and sees Ghost still on the ground. He closes his eyes and hops on the railing and does a front flip all the way down landing on Troy. A holy shit chant breaks open as Dude wrenches in pain. He gets up and holds his back and limps back to the guardrail and hops over it. He gets to the apron and sees Troy going over the guardrail and gives the crowd a shrug and pounces off the apron landing a spin kick right to the chest of Troy who was in the middle of putting his leg over the rail to get over.~

King Is that what you ment JR?

JR: Yes indeed..

~Dude crashes into the crowd as Troy falls over onto the padded ground. Dude finally gets up after a few minutes, and is leaning over the guardrail when Troy gets up and lands a big boot to Dude’s head, knocking him back over the rail. Troy then goes over to the announcer table and starts to dismantle it.~

King: Looks like our job is done, quick get out of the way.

JR: Shit!

~Troy finishes and goes to get Dude but doesn’t see him, he looks around with fear and form behind him Dude comes form Under the ring and hits a brutal toe kick to Troy’s groin. Troy drops like a dead fly and Dude drops as well, his face a crimson mask, blood flowing heavily. We go over to Troy who is also bleed profusely. Dude is the first to get up and then Troy does, and they duke it out Dude punching him then Troy taking in his shots at Dude. They brawl non-stop for a few minutes then Dude hurls himself at Troy but to his dismay Troy catches him and runs Dude spine first into the steel post. Troy goes to do it again, but Dude gets his feet up in the back and kicks off on the pole that make Troy stumble back, Dude uses the moment to spin around and land a tornado DDT on the table but the table doesn’t break. Troy Head bounces off the table and he falls to the ground as Dude lies on the table trying to catch his breath. He turns around, and see's Troy trying to get up. Dude Nick tries to pick up Troy, but Troy comes to life and picks up Nick out of no where and hits a spinning spinebuster through the table. Troy goes back down to the mat, trying to rest a bit, and he gets to his feet. Suddenly the crowd cheers, as someone is coming. Suddenly Jeff Hardy appears on screen and starts to hammer Troy who had just gotten up. Troy stumbles around, Jeff Hardy goes for a kick, but it's blocked and Hardy counters with a mule kick. Jeff Hardy goes off screen for a moment.~

King-Wait, I thought Hardy was suppose to be injured!

JR-I thought he was too!

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

~Jeff Hardy comes back with a chair and waits for Troy to get up. Troy stumbles to his feet, and Jeff tries to hit a chair shot to the head. But Troy ducks it, and Jeff hits Dude Nick instead. Dude Nick is dazed, and Troy is able to hit a low blow to Jeff Hardy who is stunned, and trying to check on Nick, because it was an accident. Troy rolls up Dude Nick and is able to get the 1………….2…………3~

JR-Hardy's miscue lead to Nick's defeat…but I don't think it was on purpose

(OOC-Close match, a few factors that were different could have changed things either way. This was agreed on by me and another staff member that Troy had slighty better text and a little better RP. (it was later agreed on by my other main staff member, who also thought it could have went either way.) However, I'm sure we can work Nick something later (as I'm going to have a match with Hardy, involving Troy. We'll figure it out.) Regardless, nice RP's by both. (Hardy, I'm going to work this into a match with your feud with Troy. So it'll help out.)

("Grindtime" blasts on the PA system as MxMxPunk walks to the ring along side Dustin Miller.)

JR-This is the long awaited return of MxMxPunk.

King-I thought he was the IC champion, why is this considered a return?

*Kris Gaffney walks by randomly, and shrugs his shoulders*

("Cold" blasts on the PA system as Devin Malis walks to the ring he steps inside of the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-The last time that Devin Malis was in a match for the IC title, he came up short…will it be the same story, or will be able to break the curse?

King-Yeah…that was the series of matches with Tomko, whatever happened to him?

Kris Gaffney-Brain overloaded due to the creativity…and he went insane.

King-Oh….right.

[MxMxPunk and Devin Malis pace around the ring,a nd then they lock up. Devin Malis drives back MxMxPunk in the corner. He then hits a knee into the gut, and then MxMxPunk, Devin Malis hits a few fists into the corner. He then whips MxMxPunk to the ropes, but it's reversed and Devin Malis goes to the ropes instead and MxMxPunk lowers his head for a back body drop. But Devin Malis jumps over Punk, and Punk gets up and turns around into a head lock take over. Devin Malis holds MxMxPunk into a side head lock. Devin Malis puts more pressure on MxMxPunk, MxMxPunk looks for a way out of the hold. MxMxPunk gets to his feet, and backs Malis to the ropes and whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and hooks the ropes, and MxMxPunk charges at Devin Malis, and Devin Malis low bridges the ropes after low bridging the ropes and sending MxMxPunk flying out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Devin Malis measures up, and then runs to the ropes but before he jumps over the top rope. The ref stops him, MxMxPunk starts to move away from the ring. As it seems he doesn’t have interest in the match. Devin Malis is asking the ref what the hell is going on, the ref shrugs and continue his count and he gets to 10 and rings the bell.]

JR-Why did MxMxPunk do that?

King-Maybe to save his title?

Kris Gaffney-Looks like were going to get an answer

MxMxPunk-Now I know what all you are thinking, you are thinking that MxMxPunk just got himself count out to save the title. But the thing is that you could be no more wrong. You see, I never had any interest in this match, this title or fighting a no name like Devin Malis. But I did have an obligation to defend this title against the #1 contender, so I did that. Now that it's over, I want to say that I'm better than this title. Which is why if Malis wants this title so bad, he can have it. I'm off to do what MxMxPunk does, bigger…and better things.

King-ok…maybe it wasn't to save the title?

Kris Gaffney-Anyone see anything wrong with that speech?

JR-I still don't get it…

(MxMxPunk throws down the IC title, and the ref shrugs his shoulders as Punk leaves. The ref awards the title to Devin Malis, and he accepts it.)

(OOC-The RPer of MxMxPunk wanted something like this, without the actual match. But since he told me so late, it was too late to inform Malis that we were going to do just a storyline title throw down. After talking it over with a few people, we determined that this was the best thing to do in this case since Malis did RP for the match, and it actually makes MxMxPunk look a little better than he would had he totally tried to get out of the match (if he didn't fight Malis, that could make him seem scared, as I think others have gotten using this same thing). I will say, I won't allow this all the time. The reason I didn't mind to do it, because we have other plans that we agreed to that I did know about. That is the only for this reason I allowed him to do this, no other reason. Also, I was not given any text by the RPer…so I had to write it myself. I'm not really usually comfortable with this, and really I'm not sure whether or not I got what Punk really wanted to say, but I did my best with it. If it's totally off, and it's really important to get what was said, than I would be up to replace the text with RPer supplied text.)

("Bad, Bad Man" blasts on the PA system as John Cena walks to the ring with Natasha Jones. "Down with the Sickness" blasts on the PA system as Angelus Archer walks to the ring along with James Mitchell.)

JR-This is a team that has somehow been able to stick together, and keep the titles.

King-Surprising, must have something to do with James Mitchell's coat.

Kris Gaffney-Forget who said that…but it's still mildly funny.

("Jarred's theme" blasts on the PA system as Jarred Carthallion walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is an up hill battle for Jarred with the injurying of Kavaros.

King-Oh well….sucks for Jarred…guess it's time to break out the "Legendary jobber" magazine covers!

(Jarred rolls into the ring, he looks like he's ready to face both Cena and Angelus. Suddenly "Masterpiece" blasts on the PA system as Chris Masters walks down to the ring. Jarred Carthallion looks just as surprised, Masters looks like he's saying something to Jarred. Jarred shrug his shoulders.)

JR-It would seem that Chris Masters is going to take the place of the injured Kavaros..

Kris Gaffney-And you know who Masters friend is right?

King-Cena will never let this go if he doesn't win.

[John Cena and Chris Masters start out, they start to hammering away at each other. Being that he's a face, Chris Masters gets the advantage and John Cena stumbles back, and John Cena tries to get the advantage back by hitting an eye rake. Chris Masters is blinded, and John Cena runs to the ropes and comes off of the ropes and then Chris Masters takes John Cena down with a clothesline. John Cena stumbles up stunned, Chris Masters hits a running clothesline to knock down John Cena. John Cena slowly gets up, Chris Masters picks up John Cena and hits a elbow drop, and goes into the cover and gets a 1………..Angelus Archer comes into the ring and hits a kick to the back of the head. More of a notice, than that Cena needed it. John Cena stumbles into the corner, and then Chris Masters hits a few fists to the face, and brings him out of the corner. He then tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by John Cena. John Cena bounces off of the ropes, and then John Cena goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and then Chris Masters ducks under. John Cena turns around into a pick up into a military press. Chris Masters holds him up for a little bit, and then toss him back for a military press slam. Chris Masters runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes and hits a low boot to the face that takes John Cena the rest of the way down. Chris Masters decides that he should tag his partner in. Chris Masters grabs John Cena by the hair, and twists John Cena's arm and tags in Jarred Carthallion who goes up to the top rope, and comes crashing down on the arm with a double axe handle. Cena goes down to his knee, Jarred Carthallion pulls up John Cena up to his feet. Jarred Carthallion twists his arm and hits a few standing shoulder blocks on John Cena. John Cena is in pain, and then follows it up with a knee to the gut that doubles over John Cena. Jarred Carthallion hits a kick to the gut, and then hooks up John Cena with a double underhook and suplex. He goes into the cover, and he gets a 1………………2………….kick out. Angelus Archer did not seem too worried about him kicking out of that move. Jarred Carthallion hits a few stomps on the downed John Cena. John Cena is having problems getting up, Jarred Carthallion pulls him the rest of the way up, and he whips him to the ropes. John Cena bounces off of the ropes and comes off of the ropes. Jarred goes for a super kick. But it's ducked under, Jarred runs to the ropes, Cena counters with a spinning spinebuster by Cena.]

JR-What a move by the world champion.

King-Somewhere, someone is pretending that he didn't actually do that move.

Kris Gaffney-What?

King-Who knows anymore.

[John Cena gets up to his feet, and then he charges and hits a running forearm shot that knocks down Jarred Carthallion and then Jarred Carthallion gets up stunned. John Cena kicks him in the leg. This makes Jarred fall to on knee. Cena runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes and hits the throw back on Jarred Carthallion. With Jarred Carthallion down on the mat, John Cena is able to rest for a little bit, and then he crawls over into the corner. Jarred Carthallion gets up to his feet slowly and see's John Cena in the corner. Jarred Carthallion charges into the corner. But John Cena hits a low drop kick that sends Jarred Carthallion face first into the second turnbuckle. John Cena turns Jarred Carthallion around into the corner, and then hits a few fists to the face. John Cena whips Jarred Carthallion into the opposite corner hard. Jarred stumbles out of the corner, and then John Cena kicks him in the gut. John Cena hooks Jarred Carthallion up, and hits a release germen suplex and goes into the cover and gets a 1…………………2……….kick out. John Cena questions the count, but ignores it (probably blaming it on Amy). John Cena hits a few stomps on the downed Jarred Carthallion. He climbs up to the second rope, and measures up Jarred Carthallion. Jarred Carthallion gets up doubled over, and John Cena comes off of the second with an elbow to the back of the head. This takes down Jarred Carthallion the rest of the way, he goes into the cover once again and gets a 1…………..2………..Chris Masters breaks up the count. John Cena shakes off the move. John Cena picks up Jarred Carthallion, and drives him into the corner and whips him into the opposite corner. John Cena follows in, Jarred Carthallion gets his foot up and turns around and John Cena and Jarred Carthallion crack heads and both go down to the mat.]

JR-Both wrestlers are down.

King-Well…that wasn't smart….and I can say that because Cena can't do anything about it.

Kris Gaffney-This might be the time for Cena to tag in Angelus

[John Cena and Jarred Carthallion looks like they are going to make it to their corner. Jarred makes the tag to Chris Masters, but Cena goes for the tag. But Angelus Archer moves out of the tag area. Cena looks angry, yelling at Angelus, but before he can do anymore Chris Masters comes from behind, and hits a clubbing blow to the face to knocks him down to the mat. Chris Masters hits a few stomps on the downed John Cena, John Cena gets up to his feet. Chris Masters whips Chris Masters to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. John Cena leaps in the air, and hits a flying shoulder block that takes down Chris Masters. Chris Masters stumbles up and John Cena kicks him in the gut, and he hits a DDT. Cena goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………..2………Jarred breaks it up, and pulls up Cena, and picks up Cena and tries to whip him to the corner. But it's reversed, but it's reversed and Cena is thrown into the opposite corner that he was aiming. Which is closer, and the ref is, and Cena smashes the ref in the corner. John Cena stumbles backwards, and Jarred tries to go for a belly to back suplex. But Jarred Carthallion tries to roll out the back. John Cena hits a spinning side slam, and then puts his hand up to boo's and does the "you can't see me" taunt. Suddenly MxMxPunk runs down to the ring, and smashes him with the chair. John Cena stumbles forward, and turns around

King-I guess old rivaries die hard?

Kris Gaffney- Guess so.

JR-…Oh well…

[Chris Masters rolls up John Cena as his attention is turned towards Punk, and gets a 1..............2............3]

JR-We got new tag team champions!

King-No way! Angelus turned!

Kris Gaffney-It was going to happen sooner or later…

(Cold Day in Hell John Cena gets up in surprise, but before he can do anything about it. He gets blasted with his belt by Angelus, Angelus stares down as Cold Day in Hell goes off the air.)

(OOC-I'm not totally sure this was the right ending, or whatever. Kinda worried, but if I forgot something with it, then if I can remember it, I'll edit it.) (but I know this should be what was expected.)