EMF results: Cold day in hell

The Pay Per View information flashes over the screen, and then we go into the into a video about how the matches have come together. Once it ends we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the especially made stage and then once we finish the lights turn on as fans scream and wave their signs.

JR-Welcome to Cold Day in Hell

King-Yeah, remember last year and the Slaughter House match? Can’t believe it’s been a year already

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, I remember that match.

JR-Anyways let’s get started…

"James Hardy theme" blasts on the PA system as James Hardy walks to the ring

JR-This is the first time we seen James Hardy in a long time

King-Really, has it been that long

Kris Gaffney-yeah, it has

"Scott Kincaid's theme" blasts on the PA system as Kincaid walks to the ring

JR-Scott Kincaid hasn't exactly been on the right track since Legacy of Blood

King-Realizing he didn't have Mattitude must have stuck a blow to his ego

Kris Gaffney-that's for sure

[James Hardy comes into the ring and Kincaid decides rather than to wrestle to talk a bit and Hardy comes out swinging and then Kincaid fights back. Hardy is losing the advantage so he rakes the eyes and Kincaid stumbles back Hardy hits a few fists and whips Hardy off the ropes. Kincaid bounces off the ropes and then Hardy lowers his head and then Kincaid kicks Hardy in the face and then Kincaid hits a running clothesline and has to shake off the effects of the moves that he recieved so far and then Kincaid see's that Hardy is getting up and then Kincaid charges at Hardy and then Hardy counters this with a standing drop kick on Kincaid. Kincaid goes down and then Hardy falls to his hands and knee's after the move and to press the advantage he starts to choke Kincaid as the ref counts to 5 and Hardy breaks the move before he is DQed and then looks up like he did nothing wrong and then Hardy gets to his feet and then hits a few stomps on the downed Kincaid. Kincaid gets to his feet and then stumbles a bit and Hardy takes Kincaid down with a side head lock and then Kincaid looks for a way out of the move and then Kincaid escapes with a head scissors and then Hardy gets out of the move with a nip up. Kincaid gets up fast, but Hardy is a hair quicker and Hardy hits an inverted atomic drop and then sets up Kincaid and lifts him up...and nails a piledriver. Hardy thinks he has the match won and goes into the cover on Kincaid and gets a 1.............2.....kickout.]

JR-We almost had a huge upset there

King-Damn right I would be upset, I actually have money on Kincaid

Kris Gaffney-Now your betting on people linked with Wes Ikeda...

King-....

[Kincaid gets up in the corner as Hardy paces around the ring and then see's Kincaid in the corner and then he charges at Kincaid. Kincaid counters with a back drop that sends Hardy over the top rope on the arena floor. Kincaid takes a few moments to rest and then drops down and rolls out of the ring and then Kincaid hits a few forearm shots to the face and whips Hardy into the steel steps and Hardy hits hard into the steel steps knocking the top from off the base. Hardy is laying on the base, Kinciad looks around the crowd and then steps on base as hardy gets to his feet. Kincaid sets up and then drives Hardy down face first on the base of the steel steps. Hardy is in a lot of pain as Kincaid takes him and rolls him into the ring, he rolls into the ring as well and goes into the cover and gets a 1..................2.................Hardy puts his foot on to the ropes Kincaid can't believe that he was so careless and then he even questions if Hardy's foot was on the rope in time and then Hardy gets to his feet holding his face and then charges at Kincaid. Kincaid counters it with a arm drag release. Kincaid tries to press the advantage, but Hardy sweeps the legs under Kincaid and then Hardy gets up and then goes over to Kincaid and Kincaid counters with a double leg push that takes down Hardy and Kincaid gets up as does Hardy. Hardy charges, Kincaid charges by side stepping and throwing Hardy shoulder first into the ring post. Hardy is in pain]

JR-Ouch

Kris Gaffney-You know, Kincaid seems to be using faster moves

King-Must be all that getting Wes lemoaide...

Kris Gaffney-That's Dewey Pond with Tori

King-Oh...is it?

[Hardy slowly comes out of the corner and then stumbles around holding his shoulder, Kinciad takes down Hardy with a double leg take down and then sets up for the Kincaid coverleaf and locks it in. Hardy is fighting the move...fighting.....and then finally has to tap out.]

*Paul Heyman is seen standing in his office somewhere in the back of the arena, hectically pacing from one side of the room to the other, his cell phone glued to his head.*

Heyman:"Then look again! And after you look this time, I want you to do it again. Do you understand me you stupid son of a bitch! A guy in a wheel chair doesn't just up and disappear like that! So I suggest you find him, and I suggest you find him pretty damn quick!"

*Heyman pulls the phone away from his ear and disconnects the call. He starts to dial another number, but before he can finish, the door to his office swings open and John Cena walks in, the Extreme Championship draped over his shoulder.*

Heyman:"Look John, nows not a good time. I've got some crazy bastard sending me creepy messages about Angelus, and now Jarred has up and disappeared on me. I just don't have time for any of your....."

Cena:"Look, just chill out Paul. No need to get your panties all in a wad man. Listen, word back here is that a couple members of the tech crew saw Jarred being brought into the arena by his limo driver when he got here earlier. Only problem is that they also claim to have seen him be taken by a group of guys who were dressed like some kind of Catholic Church mafia. They said that they all had some kind of weird emblem on the back of their dress coats."

Heyman:"Well why are you just now telling me this?"

Cena:"Probably because I just found out myself a couple of minutes ago. Damn man, always jumping to conclusions and shit."

Heyman:"Alright, John I want you to show me where these two guys who claim to have seen all of this are right now. I think I need to have a word with them before this news spreads too far. Last thing I need is the blood of a dead cripple on my hands."

*Heyman heads out of the office, Cena close behind as the camera cuts back to the ring area.*

“What If” by Creed blasts on the PA system as Sierra walks to the ring followed by Prez Mike. Sierra says something to Prez Mike, he nods and then he goes back up the ramp

JR-It’s her first match since Hell on Earth, but I’m going bet that she’s more than ready for this match

King-Anyone else think it’s weird that the woman who injured her helped her get ready for this match

JR-Things change King

Kris Gaffney-Do they?

“generic theme” blasts on the PA system as Jackie Cena walks to the ring

JR-A few months ago Jackie Cena proclaimed that she wanted to beat the big names of the past of the womens division. Although Sierra didn’t wait for Jackie to come to her, she came to Jackie. Seems like she doesn’t like it when it goes that way

King-Well wouldn’t you, she jumped her behind! If you learned anything from the wWo you should NEVER jump anyone from BEHIND and make them JUST ANOTHER VICTIM!!

[Jackie and Sierra come into the middle of the ring and then are seemly talking trash to each other and then Jackie is pointing her finger at Sierra. Sierra then throws Jackie’s finger away from counters with a quick slap that stuns Jackie. Sierra then is able to do a quick school girl and then gets the 1…………..2………….kick out and then Sierra and Jackie get up. Jackie pissed off that Sierra got close so easy charges at Sierra, Sierra counters with an arm drag release and Jackie gets up and then charges at Sierra once again and then Jackie gets hit with another arm drag, only it’s turned into an arm bar. Jackie hits the mat in frustration and then slowly gets to her feet and then looks for a way out of the hold and then slowly backs Sierra into the corner and the ref uses his count after Jackie gets Sierra into the corner. Jackie looks like she’s going to back away, but Jackie does the heel thing and pokes Sierra in the eyes so that she’s temp. blinded and then Jackie viciously hits a few hard fists to the face of Sierra, and then Jackie whips Sierra off the ropes. Sierra bounces off the ropes and Jackie hits a hip toss on Sierra. Sierra stumbles up and then Jackie hits a drop kick on Sierra. Sierra goes down and Jackie goes into the cover and gets a 1……………..2……….kick out. Jackie looks up at the ref and questioning the ref and then Jackie puts on a chin lock and the ref makes she it’s not a choke and then Sierra starts to make her way to her feet and Sierra. Sierra get to her feet and looks for a way out of the hold and Sierra hits a few elbows into the gut and breaks Jackie’s grip. Sierra tries to run to the ropes, but then Jackie grabs her hair and yanks her down to the mat and Sierra is once again on the mat. Jackie hits a few stomps on the downed Sierra. Sierra crawls up to her feet and Jackie pushes her into the corner and then Jackie hits a few hard stomps into the gut of Sierra and then Jackie takes Sierra’s face and then yells a few things at her and then Jackie pulls up Sierra and whip Jackie to the other side of the ring and then Sierra hits hard into the corner and then stumbles out. Jackie then goes to the ropes and then goes for a flying shoulder block and nails it, Jackie then calls for the submission move that she has seemly adopted recently in the master lock, before Jackie can get it on Sierra counters it with a firemans carry right into an arm extension Jackie is in a lot of pain.]

King-What! She countered the masterlock!?!

JR-nice counter

Kris Gaffney-Though just think if Jackie loses this match…it won’t be pretty for sure

[The ref asks Jackie if she gives up, she refuses…but it’s clear that she is in a lot of pain and then Sierra puts as much pressure on Jackie. Jackie looks for a way out of the hold and then starts to stack Sierra on her shoulders and then the ref counts to 1……………….2…………….kick out. Jackie gets up and then goes over to the ropes and then uses the ropes to try to get up and then Sierra hammers away forearm shots into the lower back of Jackie, Jackie turns around and then Sierra hits a few fists and whips her to the ropes and then Jackie bounces off the ropes and Sierra goes for a standing clothesline, Jackie ducks it and then continues to the other side of the ring and bounces off the ropes and then Jackie hits a spinning Arn Anderson spinebuster. Sierra does not go to the cover and then Sierra rolls Jackie on her stomach and then Jackie hits a few hard stomps into the back and then Sierra hits two elbow drops into the lower back of Jackie and then follows up with a falling axe double axe handle into the back once again. Jackie gets in sitting situation holding her back and then Sierra puts on a surf board stretch on Jackie. The ref asks Jackie she wants to give it up Jackie refuses and then Jackie gets slowly to her feet and slowly turns the around Jackie is now turned towards Sierra. Jackie knee’s Sierra in the gut, this is able to break Sierra’s gap and Jackie nails a jaw jacker on Sierra that stumbles her into the corner. Jackie holds her back for a second and then goes on the attack hitting a few stomps into the gut in the corner on Sierra and then starts to choke Sierra in the corner. The ref makes her stop and then Jackie goes back on the attack with a few knife edge chops and whips Sierra to the other corner. After Sierra is in the other corner Jackie charges into the corner and then Sierra gets her boot up and Jackie stumbles back. Sierra goes to the top rope. Jackie tries to run off, but Sierra pushes her off and Jackie falls back down. Jackie gets up stunned. Sierra leaps off and nails a hurricanarana]

JR-Hurricanarana!

King-that was the Litacanarana

Kris Gaffney- I hate when people are accused of cheating AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Sierra puts her arm over Jackie, and gets the 1………….2………..Jackie rolls her shoulder off the mat. Sierra and Jackie get up, Jackie’s a bit more stunned Sierra takes Jackie down with a double leg take down…sets up Jackie and then puts on the sharpshooter! Jackie’s in a lot of pain, the ref asks Jackie if she wants to give, Jackie refuses. But Sierra keeps the pressure on, luckly Jackie is very close to the ropes and then slowly starts to get to the ropes and finally does after being in the sharpshooter for a good amount of time. Sierra rolls to the middle of the ring and measures Jackie for a clothesline, Sierra charges. But Jackie turns it into a hot shot and Sierra’s neck goes into the top rope. Sierra stumbles back, Jackie kicks Sierra in the gut and hits a DDT. Jackie runs to the ropes and hits a leg drop of DOOOOOM, her back is still bothering her but she gets into the cover anyways and gets a 1………2………..kick out. Jackie gets up and then waits for Sierra to stumble up, Jackie charges to the ropes…bounces off and goes for a flying shoulder block. But Sierra ducks it and Jackie goes into the ref, who stumbles back and hits the back of his head on the turnbuckle and falls down out cold. Sierra then kicks Jackie in the gut going for like a piledriver, Jackie counters with a double leg take down, and then hits a sling shot into the turnbuckle, Sierra stumbles around Jackie picks up Sierra for the F-U. But something is wrong as it looks Jackie can’t hold the weight due to the amount of time Sierra worked on her back and then Jackie is sitting on the mat in frustration and then rolls to the outside and takes a chair from ring side and slides into the ring with the chair as Sierra is coming to, but Jackie notices the ref is coming to as well. So as soon as Sierra stumbles to her feet, Jackie throws Sierra the chair. Sierra catches it and looks confused as Jackie falls on the mat, the ref catches Sierra with the chair and then the two start to argue and then the ref calls for the bell.]

Kris Gaffney-What just happened?

JR-It would seem the ref DQed Sierra

King-So Sierra got Amy Dumas, and Jackie got…Eddie Guerrero?

Announcer- The winner of this match…..and STILL womens champion…JACKIE CENA

(Sierra is over at the ref angry at what happened, Jackie rises her arms in victory. Sierra seems to get really pissed…really fast and then charges at Jackie and takes her down with a spear. Sierra calls for something, Jackie stumbles up Sierra kicks Jackie in the gut and sets her up for a piledriver. Jackie seemly counters into a back drop, but Sierra turns it into a flipping piledriver!! Fans chant “holy shit”)

JR-I really don’t know what I just saw right now

King-It went too fast!

Kris Gaffney-I almost started to chant TNA….but I held back, bet your proud of me

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of Chris Benoit's wrestling school, the school is alive with the talent of the future training to gain their shot in the big time, the EMF. We go into Chris Benoit's office where Benoit is looking over some papers, when suddenly the phone rings.)

Chris Benoit: Hello?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Hey Benoit

Benoit: Hey Chris, what can I do for ya?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Oh nothing really...just really wanted to ask you something. Though first off, how you been doing?

Chris Benoit: I've been doing alright. After that huge war with Angelus it was kind of a tough loss. Then I realized I had obligations to my students so I just decided to come back to work. These kids teach me alot, I always consider myself a student when it comes to teaching new talent. Say...how are the wedding plans going?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Very well.....really can't believe that it's coming up so fast. Funny how far Amy and I have come in all this time, but actually I'm glad you mentioned the wedding. Because really the reason I called you about has to do with the wedding.

Benoit: Oh, what's on your mind?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well Benoit, the wedding is still missing a few things and one of them happens to be a best man. I wanted to know if you would be at all interested in filling the job?

Chris Benoit: Wow, that's a huge honor. I've never actually been a best man before. You are asking me though, so of course I'll say yes.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-It seems only fitting Benoit, after all had you not been there in the boiler room brawl with Snitsky and Heidenreich, who knows what would have happened. Besides I can't think of anyone better (suddenly some mumbling can be hearded and a more clear "shut up CLB!") anyways I'm glad your interested...

Chris Benoit: Sounds great, Hey can I call you back I have a new student waiting for me, they want to apply. So I'll talk to you later ok?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Alright, that sounds good. Talk to you later Benoit.

(Hangs up the phone and turns only to find a beautiful young lady standing next to him with a smile on her face. She is decked out in denim and leather and wearing a sideways baseball cap)

Chris Benoit: (clears his throat) May I help you?

Ashley: You're Chris Benoit!!!

Chris Benoit: That I am, and you are?

Ashley: I'm a HUGE fan! My name is Ashley Massaro, and I'm here to sign up...I want to wrestle, I love wrestling! It's SO awesome! I had no idea I'd be meeting the one and only Chris Benoit!

Chris Benoit: Well, last I checked I owned the place, so you'll be working with me mostly.

Ashley: THATS SO COOL! Oh my god, you will NOT be dissapointed Mr. Benoit, I promise I'll be a good student, I always try my best at everything. And I do mean...everything *winks*

Chris Benoit: I uh... um, that's always....good. Please, call me Chris.

Ashley: Sure thing. So when do I start? When do I get to lock on a crossface...or or or...

Chris Benoit: No now Ashley, don't get ahead of yourself we have lots of basics to cover first

Ashley: Hey do you know Amy Dumas? I looove her, she is the reason I've always wanted to wrestle. She's my idol, shes so beautiful and she can kick ass in the ring, I wanna be like her

Chris Benoit: I actually know her quite well, I'm sure she'll be happy that I met a fan of hers

Ashley: You know her? Oh WOW! That's great! I hope I get to meet her one day, I know exactly what I'd do if I met her

Chris Benoit: I'm sure you'll meet her, she comes through here on occasion

Ashley: I bet you know Mike Hardy too don't ya?

Chris Benoit: umm..."Mike" Hardy???

Chris Benoit: Don't you mean Matt?

Ashley: Yeah, that's it. Matt Hardy, hes awesome too don't ya think?

Chris Benoit: I won't comment on that

Ashley: Oh... I see.

Chris Benoit: Training starts tomorrow morning, come with proper wrestling gear and prepare to get into the ring.

Ashley: I'm always prepared

Chris Benoit: All right then, pleasure meeting you Ashley (he extends his hand for a handshake)

Ashley: You soooo won't regret this, I promise (jumps up and hugs him and kisses him a few times on the cheek, jumps out of his arms and runs off)

Chris Benoit: uhhh....bye

(Ashley is seen running to the door and jumps up in excitement)

Ashley: YES!

(a hand reaches out the door while Benoit's head is turned and yanks out Ashley. We cut to outside the building where Matt Hardy pulls Ashley around the back of the building)

Matt Hardy: Good job, I saw the whole thing

Ashley: Hey, anything for you babe. Looks like next stop is the Dumas/Jericho wedding. What do you think? Do I look like I'd look good in a brides maid outfit?

Matt Hardy: I think you look good with....nothing!

(they start making out and knock over a few trash cans and scamer off)

Matt: Sh! Let's go

Ashley: Ok Mike Honey

Matt: IT'S MATT!

Ashley: Yeah whatever Hun.

(We go back to the arena)

(OOC-And for the record....this was planned BEFORE the whole real life situation happened. Paul sure knows his pairings...huh?

Finkel:"The following contest is a special triple threat ladder match, and it is for the EMF World Television Championship. Introducing first, about to make his way to the ring, from Tombstone, Arizona and weighing in at 292 pounds, "The Problem Solver" Tyson Tomko!"

["Problem Solver" begins to play over the p.a system and Tyson Tomko makes his way out onto the stage. The fans greet him with a hugely mixed reaction. Tomko seemingly ignores the fans response and makes his way to the ring. Once ring side he hops onto the ring apron and then steps over the top rope into the ring. He looks over at the ref before posing for the fans as his music comes to a stop.]

Finkel:"And introducing next, now making his way to the ring, accompanied by Torrie Wilson, he is the Self Proclaimed Television Champion....Dude NICK!!"

["No. 1" by Nelly blasts through the arena as Torrie and Nick step out onto the stage. The crowd greets them with an eruption of boos and foul language. Nick merely flips the crowd off with both hands before turning and kissing Torrie. Torrie smiles at him and then turns and heads backstage again. Nick turns his attention to the ring and points a finger at Tomko. Tomko simply smirks, and Nick starts making his way to the ring. As Nick reaches ring side, he climbs up onto the ring apron and says something to Tomko. Tomko attempts to charge Nick, but Referee Randy Anderson steps between them. Nick steps over the top rope and into the ring, still trash talking Tomko as his music stops.]

Finkel:"And introducing last. About to make his way to the ring, from Miami, FL he is the current EMF Television Champion...THE ROCK!!"

[The Rock's entrance theme begins to play and the fans immediately erupt with a chorus of cheers. The Rock finally steps out onto the stage, and the reaction is simply electric. Rock poses for the fans for a minute before making his way to the ring. The Rock does his usual posing on the turnbuckles, but his pre-match ritual is interupted when Dude Nick rushes in and knocks him off the turnbuckle, sending him crashing to the floor below. No sooner than The Rock hits the floor though, Tomko bull rushes Nick, driving him sternum first into the turnbuckle, beginning to club him in the back of the neck and shoulders with his massive forearms. After a few clubbing blows, Tomko grabs Nick by the back of the head and rams his face into the turnbuckle, not once, not twice, but three times. Nick stumbles back out of the corner, and Tomko lays him out with a thunderous clothesline. Tomko pulls Nick back to his feet and whips him across the ring. Nick comes off the far ropes, and runs right into a massive powerslam. Tomko quickly stands up and slides out of the ring. Once on the ring floor, Tomko grabs Rock by the head, and sends him into the ring post. The Rock's skull bounces off the post, splitting him wide open. Tomko looks down at the new bleeding Rock, and laughs a little as he begins to slide a ladder into the ring. As Tomko is sliding the ladder in the ring though, Nick is starting to get up. The ladder now in the ring, Tomko slides in after it. Tomko stands up and makes his way over to where Nick is starting to get up, grabbing Nick by the head. As he pulls Nick to his feet, Nick quickly breaks free and starts nailing Tomko with rights and lefts. Tomko is reeling from the force of the blows, and Nick backs him into a corner. Nick grabs Tomko by the arm and whips him into the opposite corner. Tomko lands hard in the corner, the force of the blow knocking the breath out of him. Nick follows him in though, sandwiching Tomko in the corner with a Ho Train style move. Nick backs away allowing Tomko to face plant out of the corner. Nick kicks Tyson a few times while he is down, before stepping over him and picking the ladder up. Nick sets the ladder up in the corner, and then drags Tomko back to his feet. Nick nails Tyson with a few more punches, before finally leaning him against the ladder. Nick makes his way into the opposite corner, preparing to take off again, but just as he is about to rush out of the corner, The Rock reaches up, grabbing him by the ankles and dragging him down. Nick face plants into the canvas, and Rocky quickly pulls Nick back so that he is straddling the ring post.]

J.R:"Well if the early moments of this match are any sign of how the rest of it is going to be, then I fully expect a show stealer out of this one."

King:"Aww J.R, do you really think any of these three guys have that kind of potential in them? Gaffney has more wrestling skill in his pinky than these three have combined."

Gaffney:"Thanks, I think."

[The Rock slides in the ring and immediately starts putting the boots to Dude Nick. After a few moments, Rock pulls Nick to his feet, only to send him flying over the top rope to the floor below. Rocky plays to the crowd a bit before turning his attentions to Tyson Tomko who is just now starting to stumble out of the corner. Still a bit dazed, Tomko comes out of the corner, and Rock takes off after him, knocking for a loop with one of his patented clothes lines. Rocky pulls Tomko to his feet and starts to lay the smack down on him, nailing him with a right hand, then another, and finally reaching way back, spitting in his hand, and then laying him out with a third right hand. Tomko goes down, but The Rock doesn't waist anytime in dragging him back to his feet. Once Tomko is on his feet again, Rock whips him into the ropes, and then nails him with a spine buster as he returns from the trip. Rocky bounces back to his feet and starts talking trash to both Tomko and the crowd as he makes his way to stand by Tomko's head. The Rock kick's Tomko's arm into his side, and then begins to pull his elbow pad off. The Rock flings his elbow pad out into the audiance and then begins his pre-People's Elbow ritual. Rock takes off into the ropes, and then hops over Tomko heading into the opposite ropes. Once coming off of those ropes, Rock delivers the People's Elbow. Rock bounces back to his feet and heads towards the ladder. Rocky pulls the ladder out of the corner and sets it up in the middle of the ring, right over Tomko's body. Rocky starts to climb the ladder, but about the time he reaches halfway, Nick slides back in the ring. Nick hurries to his feet and comes up behind Rocky, turning around and grabbing him by the back of his trunks. Nick pulls Rock off the ladder, and Rock starts to punch Nick in the top of the head. But Nick shakes it off as best he can, walks over to the ropes and Power Bombs Rock over the top rope to the floor below! Nick turns around and heads over to the ladder, pulling it down and folding it up. Once folded up, Nick picks the ladder and up and drives it into the stomach of the still downed Tyson Tomko. Tomko clutches his stomach in pain and begins to roll around. Nick simply laughs and drops the ladder. Nick walks over and grabs Tomko by the head, pulling him to his feet and backing him into a corner. Nick delivers a few chops to Tomko's chest before setting Tomko up on the top turnbuckle. Nick delivers a few punches to Tomko's stomach before stepping up on the turnbuckle himself. Nick tuck's Tyson's head under his arm, and stands him up, preparing him for a superplex. Once Tomko is on his feet though, Nick steps up to the top turnbuckle as well. Once there, Nick picks Tomko up, but instead of delivering a Superplex, Nick instead delivers a massive Super Jackhammer! Nick rolls off of Tomko and lays there a moment, trying to catch his breath, listening to the fans chant "Holy Shit...Holy Shit...Holy Shit".]

J.R:"Bah GAWD Dude Nick just Jackhammered Tyson Tomko from the top rope!"

King:"Very astute observation there J.R. Did that Sooner education help you out with that one?"

Gaffney:"Well, both men are down and out, so this could be the perfect chance for Rock to steal this one."

[The Rock is finally starting to stir on the outside of the ring after taking that powerbomb that sent him over the top rope to the floor. Clutching his back in pain, Rock stands up and reaches into the ring, grabbing Dude Nick by the leg and dragging him under the bottom rope to the outside. Once Nick is outside of the ring, Rock nails him with a few right hands, and then sends him into the guard rail. Nick crashes back first into the guard rail, and clutches his back as he steps away from it. No sooner than Nick has taken two complete steps, Rock grabs him and delivers The Rock Bottom on the floor. Nick's head bounces off the floor with a sickening thud, but doesn't seem to phase The Rock a bit. Rock heads over to where Howard Finkel and the time keeper are both sitting, and tosses Finkel out of his chair. Rocky folds the chair up and then slides in the ring with it. Rock backs into a corner and crouches down, poised to strike with the chair as soon as Tomko is on his feet. After a few very brief seconds, Tomko finally starts to stir, and The Rock starts to get ancy. Now motioning for Tomko to get to his feet, The Rock is obviously very irritated and eager to get this match over with. Tomko finally manages to make it to his feet, and The Rock takes off, chair raised high over his head. As Tomko turns around, The Rock swings the chair at his head, but somehow Tomko is manages to duck under the chair shot. Tomko immediately turns to face Rock again, and as Rock spins back around, prepared to try again, Tomko kicks the chair straight into The Rock's blood stained face, laying him out. Tomko looks down at The Rock, and then looks over at the ladder that is laying in the ring. Tomko makes his way over and picks the ladder up, and then sets it up in the middle of the ring, directly under where the T.V Title is hanging. Tomko starts to climb the ladder, slowly making his way up one rung at a time. As Tomko is making his way up the ladder, a second ladder is suddenly slid into the ring, and Dude Nick somehow manages to slide in right behind it. Nick quickly picks up The Rock and tosses him out of the ring, and then turns his attention to setting up the second ladder. Nick gets the ladder set up right next to the first one, and starts climbing up on the same side as Tomko. Nick manages to catch up with Tomko, and when he does, the two men begin trading blows. Each pounding the other with punch after punch. Neither man gives an inch though. Finally, Nick is able to block one of Tomko's blows, and then grabs Tomko by the back of the head and rams his face into the ladder a couple of times. Now rocking on the ladder, and close to losing his balance, Dude Nick grabs Tomko by the head, and starts to drag him up to the top of the ladder. Once at the top of the ladders, Nick positions Tomko so that he is sitting atop the ladder, with both legs hanging off the opposite side of where they were just facing, Nick then very carefully turns to face the same direction, and moves one foot over to Tomko's ladder so that he is standing on both ladders. Nick then does the unthinkable. Nick grabs Tomko by the head, and leaps off the ladders, delivering a Dudemeister from the TOP OF THE LADDERS!!! Once again, the fans start chanting "Holy Shit" as both Nick and Tomko lay in the ring motionless. Though it doesn't last for long, as Nick starts to stir and begins crawling towards the ladders. After only a few seconds, Nick is reaching up and using the ladder to pull himself back to his feet. Once back to a vertical position, Nick starts his ascent to the top of the ladder again.]

J.R:"My God, Dude Nick is going to win this match. Nick has laid Tomko out with a Dudemeister from the top of the ladder, and now he is only a few steps away from the promised land....Wait, what the hell is that???"

[Just as Dude Nick is starting to reach for the Television Championship, a man wearing a pair of green trunks and green boots slides into the ring. The man rushes around the ladders and delivers a dropkick to the ladder that Dude Nick is on, causing it to lose its balance, tilting it backwards and sending Nick over the top rope to the floor below. The then makes his way over to where Tomko is laying, and begins to help him to his feet. Once he has Tomko on his feet, he helps him over to the ladder, and helps him start to climb up. After a few very long moments, Tyson Tomko is finally able to get to the top of the ladder and grab the Television Championship, unhooking it and pulling it down. The bell rings and Tomko climbs down the ladder and starts to celebrate. Though, as the ring announcer begins to announce him as the winner, the msyerious man quickly quiets him. The man steps into the center of the ring, the lights go down, all but one spot light, and a mic is lowered into his hand.]

Man:"My name is Mr. KENNEDY..........KENNEDY!!! And the winner of this match, and your new EMF Television Champion, is Tyson Tomko!"

(We open up backstage in the trainers room where Jackie Cena is being attented to after being hit with that crazy move by Sierra. Suddenly the camera points over to the door way where Amy Dumas stands looking a bit unsure if she should be here, but still concerned. Amy comes over to Jackie and asks.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jackie, you alright?

(Jackie looks up almost startled by the voice, and then looks even more surprised when she sees who it was that spoke to her.)

Jackie: "Oh... err... Amy... this is a surprise..."

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well I wanted to make sure you were ok. Like I said, you are both my friends, I didn't want to see either of you hurt. So how you doing?

Jackie: "Of course i'm ok... I have my Women's Championship with me and that's all that matters! It may have only been a Disqualification... but the record books still say I beat Sierra.. so as far as i'm concerned I couldn't be better."

(Amy grins at Jackie's usual attitude, but says)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, regardless...I'm glad your ok. There was something that I wanted to talk to you, but I can see this isn't the time...

(Amy looks like she might leaving to let the trainer work on Jackie, but then..)

Jackie: "No! Amy wait. There's something I needed to talk to you about to... in fact I don't doubt it could be the same thing..."

.::Amy Dumas::.-Alright, what about?

Jackie: "Well... I should really wait for John to discuss it but what the hell... about the invite to your wedding."

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, so you got that?

Jackie: "Yea.. got it a few days ago. I must say I thought you were just inviting me to apologise for training Sierra.. and it annoyed me... but John talked me round.. made me see sense.. so if the invite still applies.. i'd be happy to accept it, on behalf of both myself and John."

.::Amy Dumas::.-Of course not, I was planning to invite you before this whole thing happened. Like I said, you and Sierra are both my friends, I'm just glad that no one got seriously hurt. But anyways I'm happy that you'll be there.

(Jackie refuses some treatment a trainer is offering her, and stands up, walkking over to Amy)

Jackie: "I don't know what Sierra was trying to do with her lunatic finisher.. but it takes more than that to keep Jackie Cena down!"

.::Amy Dumas::.-I know how crazy that finisher is, but regardless. I want to bring this up...was the ending really necessary?

Jackie: "Well it got me the win didn't it? Ok maybe it was a bit extreme... but it doesn't matter as lnog as it wins you matches. What does matter is when you do something to DELIBERATELY hurt you opponent when the match as already FINISHED. The Woman's a psycho... if she'd hit it during the match it's fair game... but after it... my ending was necersary... what she did afterwards... that wasn't!"

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, you did kinda made her look like she did something that she really didn't. That's the only reason the match ended, look Jackie...I promised stayed out of the middle of this fight. That's why I'm not going to push you into anything. But I do want to say one thing, I don't know what Sierra's thoughts about the whole thing. But if she does still want her quest for title, I think if she asks for it. You should do the right thing and give a rematch, that's what I think.

Jackie: "Well i'll take that view into consideration... but to be honest if Sierra wanted a rematch so badly, she sohludn't have tried to put me on the injured list after she was defeated! I'm not ruling it out... i'll see how she responds.. but to be quite honest.. Sierra's got a lot of explaining to do as far as i'm concerned."

.::Amy Dumas::.-I can't tell you what she was thinking at the time, probably somewhat frustrated that the match ended like that....but that's only speculation

Jackie: "She was attempting to stop me from ending the match by disabling my FU... so I made damn sure I could end the match! Maybe it was not the best way to end it in terms of sportsmanship... but she got what she deserved! She lost... which was not an unfair result as far as i'm concerned... and frustrated or not.. she could have at least just walked away instead of attacking me like that!"

::Amy Dumas::.-Jackie...you know as much as I do that to take away the strongest move you have is the best way to beat someone. It would be like if you tried to get rid of my moonsault or something. It's no different, it's in the course of the match as far as that goes.

Jackie: "Yes.. I know that's certainly true... but if someone injured you in a way you couldn't hit the moonsault... you'd look for another way to beat me... and if there was no way other than to get me disqualified... or at least if it was the first reaction you had.. i'm sure you would hvae done exactly the same as what i did out there against Sierra."

.::Amy Dumas::.-Look Jackie, I can question your tactics all night. But that's not going to solve anything. I would say that I wouldn't have personally gone that route, I would have fought until I couldn't fight anymore. You should know that. But if I know Sierra like I think I do, she's not going to just let it end here. I just think we should have a more fitting ending, you know?

Jackie: "Well... all i'm sure you know me well enough to know that as long as this titles around my waist.. it makes no odds how I kept it there. Yes Sierra wresled a good match... i'll be the first to give her that.. but there is no way she deserves to leave this Pay Per View as Champion. She never did anything to earn a shot other than a cheap little attack on me.. and it's another cheap little attack that will have people talknig about her tonight. I am the champion.. I'm the best female wrestler there is today... and that, in my mind, is all the matters when it comes to my match tonight!"

Amy rolls her eyes and cross her arms looking disapproving)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Jackie, I'm your friend. But I say this as your friend, but I'm also Sierra's friend and it matters to me. Is this how you want to be the best womens champion of all time? Jackie, during our feud....you really hurt me emotionally just so you could get me back in the ring for one match. You did it, because you wanted to add my name on your list of people you beat, and you wanted to do the same thing to Sierra. Really Jackie, you called Sierra out in the first place. You valued a win over us so much, but when you get them...you think anyone will really take any value how you didn't lose in either match? Jackie I don't think you even put any value on the first "two big names" went. Because you keep trying to convince yourself that what you did in our match, and this match tonight was accomplish your goal. Look you know I got another plans for the future, I did all I ever wanted as a wrestler. But you and Sierra can still have your wars, and your not going to accomplish what you really want if you keep settling tactics like you did tonight.

Jackie: "I've got to win my matches haven't I? Ok so maybe it was't the best way to win it.. ok so maybe it was underhanded and wrong.. but you can't say anything I did was half as bad as attacking someone from behind TWICE in a matter of weeks. Sierra is looking to make an enemy out of me.. and if she wants a fight she's found it... but the one thing i'm unprepared to do, no matter what the cost to myself, and no matter what I have to do.. is see Sierra stand over me with MY championship! I went through a hell of a lot to take that belt from Trish.. it was not just a match.. it was a personal problem that needed to be sorted. That match could have turned ugly quickly.. but I came through and took the title. For that reason it means too damn much to me to see someone like Sierra steal it

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well Jackie, I know things are just getting started for you as a wrestler. Speaking as a wrestler with a lot of experience, as long as you have that belt....that makes you a target. Believe me, I know better than anyone what your going through. Everyone's going to gun for you, not just Sierra. Anyone with a will to take that belt from you will come at you, but as a champion...your job is to prove to challengers why your champion. No matter what, and I really want you to know that if Sierra does want to continue her quest for the title, ok..

Jackie: "I suppose you're right Amy... and my actions were a little on the wrong side... but I stand by what I did out there. Sierra hopefully learnt a lesson, the very lesson i've tried to install into every woman that's got in that ring with me... Jackie Cena is not a push over.. and will do what it takes to make a name for herself in this industry, and to put Women's Wrestling back on the map as something which is taken seriously, not as a joke as it has been in previous years."

.::Amy Dumas::.-I give you that you have helped got the division here in the EMF. Believe me, I know your no push over and if Sierra had any doubts about that I erased them. Like I said before the match, the fact you are on the top of the game was why I helped Sierra. She was getting in a match with the champion, and I didn't want to see you or Sierra hurt.

Jackie: "It's understandable.. as John pointed out.. it's no different to having Christy help me prepare.. so that's why i'm a bit more easy with it than I was when I came out on the Highlight Reel a few weeks back.. but hopefully you can understand why I was like that when I first heard of yours and Sierra's plan."

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah, I don't blame you as far as that goes..it did look a little questionable. I'm glad you were able to trust me enough to see that there was nothing else to it than what it seemed. Your right, much like you and Christy trained together to get ready.

Jackie: "Well the real question is if I can't trust you who can I trust around here... Yea you helped Sierra... but i'm sure if it was me that was injured.. you'd have done the same for me... right?"

.::Amy Dumas::.-Sure, it's my part time job to...and of course you are a friend also. If you were in the same position, I would have as well. Well Jackie, I got to go soon. I'm not sure if you heard, but Jericho and I are searching for a new home. There is some stuff with that I got to do.

Jackie: "That's fine Amy.. but hey thanks for coming to see me anyway... at least it shows that you were concerned.. and not tottaly behind Sierra in that match... not that I ever thought you would be. Just out of interest though... as a friend.. any idea where you're thinking of moving too?"

.::Amy Dumas::.-Around the Orlando area, we have many reasons to. Jericho and my home in Tampa and Fort Lauderdale aren't very big, we figured might as well...you know? Although I doubt were going for a manison or anything like that, just something bigger.

Jackie: "Yea... living in a mansion has its advantages... and disadvantages.. it's not for everyone. BUt I hope you find exactly what your looking for anyway... I have no doubt you will somewhere..."

.::Amy Dumas::.-Thanks Jackie, anyways I'll see you later.

(Amy leaves the trainers room as the camera goes back to the ring)

“Dragon’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Dragon and Mr. E walks to the ring

King-God this match isn’t fair…Wasabi said he wasn’t him and then attacked from behind!

JR-Guess he learned from Tazz

Kris Gaffney-and made Dragon JUST ANOTHER VICTIM

“some random Saliva song” blasts on the PA system as Dragon walks to the ring

JR-Wasabi is certainly…is…well one of the more entertaining champions for sure

King-That’s more than we can say for SOME former world champions

[Matt Dragon and Wasabi stand in the corner as the crowd is building up for the match between the two Hall of Famers. Wasabi shakes his head much like Hulk Hogan, but ready to make Matty D job BROTHER..CRAMP! Anyways Wasabi and Matt Dragon lock up and then they fight for position for the lock up and then Dragon is able to back to the corner and then Matt Dragon and then the ref calls for the clean break and then Matt Dragon slowly backs away and then clubs Wasabi with a blow to the chest, Wasabi falls down with one arm over the top rope and then Matt Dragon pulls up Wasabi...measures up and then hits a knife edge chop and then Wasabi whips Wasabi to the other side of the ring as hard as he can Wasabi goes into the corner back first and falls down to the mat and then Dragon goes on the attack and hits a few stomps to the face of Wasabi and then pulls him up and whips him to ropes and then Wasabi bounces off and then Dragon lowers his head and Wasabi counters it with a kick to the face and falls back on the ropes. Dragon is up in pain and then Wasabi charges at Dragon and then Dragon counters with a spinning side walk slam and then Dragon goes into the cover and the ref counts 1..................2...............kick out because Wasabi does not want to job to the Bossman slam (driver...or any other generic named finisher). Dragon waits for Wasabi to sit up and then Dragon hits a kick into the spine of Wasabi. Wasabi stumbles up and then holds his back and then hits a few hard fists into the face and then whips Wasabi into the ropes and then Wasabi bounces off the ropes and then Matt Dragon goes for a super kick as Wasabi is coming back, but then Wasabi turns around and grabs the ropes and then pulls himself to the ropes drops down and then rolls to the outside and then Wasabi is stunned to get away from the apron and then Dragon hits a baseball slide into the face and then Wasabi stumbles back and then hits his back into the Spanish announcers table and then Matt Dragon take Wasabi and then smashes his face into the Spanish announcers table and then Dragon rolls into the ring and then goes over to the top rope and then goes to the top rope. Wasabi is by the Spanish announcers table. Dragon leaps off to what seems to be an axe handle that Wasabi moves out of the way and Matt Dragon goes face into the Spanish announcers table.]

Kris Gaffney-I don’t know Matt Dragon that weel, but from what I heard…he doesn’t usually take that many risks

JR-You done your homework

King –Yeah, Dragon’s usually the smart one…must have been around a little too long for him to make a stupid mistake like that

[Dragon slumps down and then Wasabi has crawled away from Dragon to get a safe distance to try to recover and Dragon gets up to his feet and tries to charge at Wasabi who is using the guard rail to get up. Wasaib turns around and see’s Dragon coming at him, so he counters with a back body drop over the guard rail. Wasabi knowing that he needs to stay on the attack pulls himself on the guard rail and gets himself steady as Dragon gets to his feet and Wasabi leaps off and nails a front drop kick on Dragon off the guard rail and both wrestlers are down. Wasabi is able to get to his feet and then Wasabi hits a few fists to the face of Dragon, Dragon knowing he’s in bit of trouble hits an eye rake and Wasabi stumbles back and then goes back to the guard rail and then Dragon charges at him. Wasabi then counters with a hip toss over the guard rail back to ring side by Wasabi. Wasabi climbs over the guard rail and then Dragon’s getting to his feet and Wasabi rolls Dragon into the ring. Wasabi gets on the apron and then climbs to the top rope, Wasabi waits for Dragon and then Dragon stumbles up to his feet and then Wasabi leaps off the top rope and nails a flying cross body block on Dragon and gets the 1………………..2……….kick out by Dragon. Dragon stumbles to his feet, and charges at Wasabi and Wasabi counters with a release arm drag. Dragon gets up fast and charges at Wasabi and Wasabi counters the charge with a standing drop kick that stumbles Dragon back to the ropes and then Wasabi whips Dragon to the ropes, Dragon bounces off the ropes and then Wasabi hits a spinning heel kick. Dragon gets up slow and Wasabi hits a inverted atomic drop and then Dragon stumbles back as Wasabi hits a few fists that finally gets him in the corner and then Wasabi starts a 10 punch combo 1…………………2……………3……………4………….5…………6……….7……….8………..9………..10. Wasabi jumps down and then sets up Matt Dragon and nails a bulldog head lock and goes into the cover and gets a 1……………….2……….kick out]

JR-Wasabi is setting up Dragon for the kill

King-Kill…much like Chuck Norris

Kris Gaffney-You know…if there is someone that will get me announce better…I think it’s Chuck Norris

[Wasabi lets Dragon get up, Dragon crawls over to the ropes. Wasabi gets up by the ropes and then Wasabi charges at Dragon and then knocks him and Dragon to the outside to the ring and Wasabi lands some what awkwardly and is limping a bit. But goes back on the attack, 1………………………..2………………….3…………Wasabi hammers Dragon………….4……………………..5……………6………………..7…………….. Wasabi whips Dragon to the steps. Mr. E jumps on the apron and the ref goes over to him, Wasabi charges and Dragon hits a kick that seemly a bit low and then the ref turns around as Dragon hits the breath of fire on the outside and then both Dragon and Wasabi can’t move 1…………………….2………………3…………….4……………….5……………..6………….7………….8………..9…..Dragon just rolls into the ring as the ref counts 10. Dragon is declared the winner as Wasabi gets up and rolls into the ring and then turns Dragon around to get revenge for the somewhat low kick and then Wasabi kicks Dragon in the gut and hits a DDT. Wasabi climbs to the top rope and then nails the Hang time on Dragon.]

“I am” blasts on the PA system as AJ Styles walks to the ring doing his usual entrance

Kris Gaffney-You know, I wonder Christian knows that Styles stole his hood thing

JR-In any event, AJ Styles has a chance to possibility gain another IC title shot

*Once again the camera shifts to the backstage area, this time Heyman and Cena are seen making their way across the parking garage, heading towards two men wearing EMF polos. Heyman's pace quickens, and as he draws closer to the two men, he calls out.*

Heyman:"Hey...Hey....I'm talking to you two dammit!"

*The two men stop what they are doing and look up, a worried look coming over their faces as they see the CEO stopping just a couple feet from them, John Cena only a few feet away himself.*

1st Man:"What can we do for you Mr. Heyman?"

Heyman:"Cut the bullshit! I heard that your the two guys who saw what happened to Jarred?"

2nd Man:"Yeah, we saw what happened. So what?"

Heyman:"So what? SO WHAT?? I'll tell you so what, you worthless piece of sewer scum! The life of a cripple man could be at stake here. Not to mention the very fate of the Extreme Measures Federation. Because where ever Jarred is right now, I can almost guarantee Angelus is there to. So if the two of you enjoy having your jobs, and being able to put a bowl of Macaroni and Cheese on the table for your buck toothed kids, then I suggest you tell me everything that you saw!"

1st Man:"Okay, look we were both out here slapping feeder cable for the production truck when we saw Jarred being pushed across the parking garage by his limo driver. Not thinking much of it, we went back to what we were doing. A few minutes later, we heard a car skidding to a hault, and when we looked up, there were about four men rushing out of a large van. One of them draped the limo driver over his shoulder, and the other three picked Jarred up, wheel chair and all, and set him in the back of the van. Then they all climbed back in the van, and the van sped off again. Thats it."

2nd Man:"Yeah, but there was something strange about what they were all wearing though. They all had on really fancy black suits, but they all had that same kind of strange symbol on the back of their jackets. You know, kind of like that one that you see on some of Angelus' old t-shirts. Whats it called...an.....ankh I think it is?"

Heyman:"Yeah, thats what its called. Look, is there anything else? Anything at all?"

2nd Man:"Well, there was another man who got out of the van, a creepy looking fellow with really long black hair. He was wearing a dark red suit and had a really odd looking cane with him."

Heyman:"Okay, good. Look, stop by my office later and I'll make sure that you both receive a decent sized bonus for this. You'll be able to feed your kids a hamburger for once."

*Heyman spins around and starts heading back across the parking garage again, Cena following behind by a few feet as the scene once again cuts back to the ring area.*

“Away way” blasts on the PA system as Michael De Kreek walks to the ring

JR-MDK had a hell of a run as IC champion, and it this could be the first step to regaining his past glory

King-Next thing we will see is Neddie back

Kris Gaffney-Who

King-Neddie Guerrero, I heard he went crazy one day yelling “WHY YOU MAKE ME DO THIS TO YOU REEEYY!!”

[MDK and AJ Styles come into the center of the ring and then talk some trash and then Styles starts it out with a few fists to the face and then backs MDK to the ropes and then Styles whips De Kreek off the ropes, but it’s reversed by De Kreek and then Styles bounces off the ropes and then Styles leaps in the air and then hits a flying forearm shot to the face and then De Kreek stumbles up.and then Styles hits a leg lariat and De Kreek goes down to the mat and then Styles stands with his facing the downed De Kreek and then does a standing moonsault and then nails De Kreek with it. Styles goes into the cover and get the 1……………..2…………..kick out, Styles gets up knowing that probably wouldn’t have put De Kreek away and then hits a few stomps on the downed De Kreek and De Kreek gets to his feet and then and Styles hits a few hard forearm shots to the face and then whips De Kreek to the ropes and De Kreek bounces off the ropes and then Styles lowers his head and goes for a back body drop and then it’s countered by De Kreek by hitting a kick into the face and then Styles pops up holding his face De Kreek charges and then Styles out of instincts throws a super kick and is able to land it on De Kreek that stumbles him back and then makes De Kreek fall out of the ring and then Styles recovers after a few moments and then climbs to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope and waits for De Kreek on the outside and then De Kreek stumbles up and then Styles leaps off and nails a moonsault from the top to the arena floor on De Kreek, although both wrestlers are now down due to the impact Styles is able to get up after a time and then pulls De Kreek with him by the hair and then throws him into the ring and climbs to the ring apron and then waits for De Kreek to get up and then Styles leaps to the top rope and leaps off and hits a spring board hurricanarana into a pin and gets a 1……………….2………….kick out by De Kreek. Styles looks up not believing that he didn’t get the pin and then Styles hits a few stomps and pulls up De Kreek and hits a body slam and looks to the outside and climbs out of the rings and climbs to the top rope waiting for De Kreek to get up]

JR-AJ Styles is in firm control

King-But I’m sure he’ll lose it soon

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I HATE PREDICTING THE FUTURE!

[Styles leaps off the top rope, but MDK is able to counter the move with a drop kick into the face as he flies through the air and then both wrestlers are down and then both get up at the same time and then Styles walks right into an inverted atomic drop. De Kreek then followed it up with a knife edge chop that takes down AJ Styles and then De Kreek falls on the ropes and then rests up after the moves he took. Styles gets up after a time and then De Kreek hits a fews fists in the corner and then whips Styles out of the corner and then hard into the opposite side corner. Styles bounces off the corner fast and De Kreek is able to catch him and drives him down for a spinning Arn Anderson spinebuster on Styles. De Kreek gets up and then goes to the ropes and then comes off the ropes and then hits a big leg drop and goes into the cover and gets a 1……………2………..kick out. De Kreek gets up and waits for Styles to get up, Styles stumbles up to his feet and then De Kreek kicks Styles in the gut and then hits a gut wrench power bomb and then not really thinking that will be enough to finish off Styles and then De Kreek pulls up Styles and then whips him off the ropes and Styles bounces off the ropes, De Kreek goes for a clothesline. But it’s ducked by Styles and Styles goes to the other side of the ring and then De Kreek goes for another clothesline. This time instead of going to the ropes, Styles stops and then nails the payla]

JR-De Kreek didn’t see that coming

Larry Zybesko- *in the most stupid voice since humans could talk* “surprise!”

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *throws Zybesko down the bottomless pit*

[Styles falls to his knees and then gets to his feet, as De Kreek stumbles to his feet and then Styles kicks De Kreek in the gut and then picks him up and nails the Styles clash on De Kreek goes into the cover and gets a 1……………………2……………………..3]

(After the match, the lights go out in the arena. Everything goes quiet except for a few excited crowd members. Suddenly, "Capital Punishment" blasts throughout the arena, causing the crowd to go into a riot. After a few seconds, The Punisher walks out onto the stage. He throws boths arms up into the air and lets out a yell, causing the already screaming fans to go even more ballistic. The Punisher walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, wasting no time taking a mic from the ring announcer. The strobe lights fade as The Punisher stands in the middle of the ring, ready to speak.)

The Punisher: That's right, EMF. Big Pun is BACK!!!

(The fans erupt again and begin a small chant of "Punisher")

The Punisher: Now don't get excited, people. Don't think Pun's back to make your lives a little brighter. I'm back for two reasons, and neither of them have to do with you pathetic fucking losers.

(The crowds cheers quickly change to a chorus of negativity. Pun just smiles and begins pacing the ring.)

The first thing I came back for is revenge. Revenge against the man whom I've thought about day in and day out. The man who shamed me in front of the entire world. And that man..... is DANTE DE LUCA! Dante, you ended my winning streak. Fine and dandy. You made a name at my expense. I can deal with that. But if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. If you beat me, I'll be back. Because I never let someone keep the upper hand on me. I know, I know. You're gone now. Matt Dragon pretty much killed your career for ya. But I know you're listening. So listen to this. I dare you.... no, I BEG you. Come back for one last match. Face your biggest victory one more time, and prove it wasn't a fluke. Prove to the world that Angelus Archer didn't have a thing to do with your victory. Prove that you're better than me, Dante. And if you can do so, I'll stand up and shake your hand like a man. Until you can prove that your win was anything but lucky, you're just another lucky dog who extended his execution at the pound.

(The crowd throws some more "boos" at Pun and begins to chant "Dante". Pun smiles again and ignores them. The second reason I'm back is because... well... my suspension is over. And do you know what that means? That means... I'm looking for Paul Heyman. Angelus, you and I had some problems. Oh well. Life goes on. I'm not very concerned with that at the moment. But Paul, when it comes to you, understand that I'll go through Hell and high water to get my hands around your throat one more time. And this time, Pauly.... I'm not going to let go. This time, I'm going to finish what I started. You want to throw your weight around and act like you own me? I'm gonna give you the chance. Because no matter what it takes... no matter how long it takes.... I'm going to get you in the ring alone. And when I do, you're going to regret the day that you power tripped on The Punisher. So Paul, as the old saying goes.... Prepare for the worst, for it is soon to come. Until then....

(Capital Punishment blares on the P.A. once more. Pun signals to cut the music and gets his wish.)

The Punisher:

I'm not finished. One more thing. Matt Dragon. My old running buddy. Welcome back, pal. You and I... we've battled, and we've tagged up. And I must say, as much as I enjoyed the fight, I enjoyed the company a little better. So consider this an open invitation. You and The Elite. No leaders, just an alliance. You watch our back, we'll watch yours. I'll be anxiously awaiting your response. Until then.....

("Capital Punishment" hits the air once more as the fans continue to boo. The Punisher throws his hands up once more before walking up the ramp and behind the curtain.)

“Metalingus” blasts on the PA system as Wes Ikeda walks to the ring

King-Wes is here, am I suppose to care

Kris Gaffney-I think I see you clapping under the table

King-I am NOT!

“Chaos theme” blasts on the PA system as Chaos walks to the ring

JR-Chaos is certainly…an unlikely world champion that’s for sure

King-Although you know what they say about world titles…their here one minute…gone the next

Kris Gaffney-Maybe the reason Chaos won the title in the first place is that he mastered that attitude.

[The bell rings and then Wes comes out swinging with a few hard fists that Chaos is caught off guard with and then tries to cover up on the ropes and then the ref tries to get in between and stop the fist throwing for a moment Wes stops. Chaos uses this chance to throw Wes into the corner and measures up and nails a few knife edge chops to the chest that ring through out the arena and then Choas whips Wes to the other side of the ring and then Wes reverses the whip and then sends Chaos hard into the corner and then Chaos bounces off and Wes charges and nails a diving clothesline that takes Chaos down hard and then Wes then hits a few hard stomps on the downed Chaos, Chaos gets up and then Wes hits a hard fists and then whips Chaos to the ropes, Chaos bounces off the ropes and Wes hits a hip toss and then Chaos gets up Wes hits a standing spinning back elbow that sends Chaos down on the mat holding his face. Chaos gets to his feet as Wes tries to press the advantage, but then Chaos is able to rake the eyes of Wes. Wes is blinded and Chaos is able to hit a few hard fists that back up Wes into the ropes and then Chaos while he has Wes reeling on the ropes backs up and then goes for a clothesline, but Wes ducks and low bridges the ropes and Chaos flies out of the ring and smacks on the arena floor. Chaos holds his gut after hitting the ground and then gets to his feet and then Wes charges at Chaos and hits a base ball slide into the face and Chaos stumbles back and then hits the table and then falls down to the mat and then Wes slides into the apron and sits on the apron as Chaos stumbles up. Chaos stumbles up and then Wes takes both his feet and pushes Chaos so he hits into the Spanish announcing table and then Chaos hits the mat and Wes goes back on the attack and pulls up Chaos and tries to whip him to the steps. But is reversed by Chaos and Wes goes hard into the steps, Chaos falls down to his knee’s, but knows he doesn’t have much time to rest Chaos hits a few stomps to the downed Wes and then rolls Wes into the ring and then climbs on the apron and then on to the top rope.]

King-Chaos is going to fly

Kris Gaffney-I hear he does that at a moments notice

JR-Anyways, I’m sure Chaos would like to try to retain his world title now

[Chaos leaps off the top rope and nails a flying shoulder block on Wes and then Chaos quickly goes into the cover and then gets a 1…………….2…………kick out by Wes. Chaos looks up and then goes into the cover once again and then gets a 1…………..2……..kick out. Chaos starts to choke Wes as the ref counts the 5 count before Chaos lets go of the choke before he is DQed. Chaos hits a few stomps to the downed Wes who crawls over to the ropes and then Chaos chokes Wes on the ropes as the ref counts to five again and then Chaos gets warned. Chaos waits for Wes to get up and then Chaos whips Wes off the ropes, Wes bounces off the ropes and then Chaos lowers his head and then hits a back body drop on Wes and Wes comes down hard on the mat, Wes stumbles up and Chaos hits a running clothesline that knocks down Wes. Wes stumbles to his feet and then Chaos picks up Wes and throws him over his shoulder and then hits a running power slam on Wes into the cover and gets a 1…………………..2……………..kick out. Chaos is really fustrated now as he picks up Wes who is beat down now and then sets him up for a power bomb and hits it. Knowing that probably won’t finish off Wes. Chaos once again looks over to the turnbuckle and then smiles as he decides to go to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs up to the top rope waiting for Wes to get to his feet]

JR-Seems like Chaos is trying to beat Wes at a game that he’s use to

King-You don’t know the meaning of the game, the game has changed…it’s like game to extreme now

Kris Gaffney-You sound like Chaos now

King-Yeah, I didn’t know anyone could make less sense than the Ultimate Warrior

[Wes stumbles to his feet, Chaos leaps off the top rope and goes for a double axe handle. But then Wes is able to sit step it and then Wes sets up and drills Chaos with the full nelson slam. Wes falls away from Chaos, Chaos on impact rolls towards the corner and then Wes gets to his feet and then runs and nails a low drop kick into the face of Chaos in the corner. Wes then quickly puts his boot into the throat until the ref tells him to break it, Wes then goes to the opposite corner and then climbs to the top rope. He leaps off the top and nails the Coast to Coast on Mr. Chaos. Chaos goes down, Wes pulls him into the middle of the ring and goes into the cover 1……………………2………………..3]

King-Oh god…well I ought to go down there…

Kris Gaffney-and your going to carry Wes out like he won the super bowl…right?

King-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

*Just as Wes is sliding out of the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship, the old ECW theme begins to play, completely catching everybody by surprise. Paul Heyman soon walks out onto the stage, a smug look on his face, and a microphone in his hand. Heyman starts to make his way down to the ring, uttering a congradulations to Wes as he passes him along the way. Once Heyman reaches ring side, he makes his way around the ring, stopping to kick Mr. Chaos, who is still laying on the floor outside of the ring, in the stomach on his way by. Heyman makes his way up the ring stairs and then steps into the ring, motioning for his music to come to a stop as he raises his microphone.*

Heyman:"Surprise, surprise, surprise...I've actually got some legitimate air time this week! I guess that little whore's attempts to keep me off of television were finally stopped by somebody who realised the importance of the things that I have to say when I'm out here. Speaking of having important things to say, let me be the first to congratulate Wes Ikeda on winning the EMF World Heavyweight Championship. Not that beating Mr. Chaos was a big feet or anything, its just that I feel better knowing that somebody with actual talent has that belt, and not some circus seal who spends all day honking horns for fish. And speaking of that circus seal, I know that your still laying down there, so I know that you can hear me Chaos. I just want you to know that you shouldn't get too comofortable just yet. You shouldn't start organizing a rematch with Wes anytime soon. Because it won't be long before you find yourself on the wrong end of a shank, if you know what I mean. And once again, speaking of guys getting Shanked, I heared your little emotional cry for help while you were out here earlier Punisher. And I must say, I could almost feel your anger and your pain. I could almost connect with how you must have felt spending the last few months at home with nothing to do but watch the EMF on television. But I'm going to tell you this once, and only once. If you so much as even think about putting your hands on me again, I'll make sure that you can't even get a job wrestling for Dixie Carter and TNA, more or less a job scrubbing toilets for Vince McMahon in the WWE."

*Heyman stops as the fans start to chant Punisher's name over and over again. Heyman smiles, but it quickly fades as he raises the mic again.*

Heyman:"Yeah, you'd all like to see Pun lay me out wouldn't you? You'd all like to see him choke the life out of me. Too bad that it'll never happen though. Its time to get down to business. Last week I stood out here and told all of you about how I haven't seen Angelus since lost the World Championship. And I stood right up there on that very stage and I vowed to each and every one of you, I guaranteed, that I would bring Angelus back to the EMF and that he would right all of the wrongs. Then I introduced Jarred as the one man who I know can find Angelus and bring him back. And all of you were shocked when Jarred rolled out here in a wheel chair. Together we promised that in three weeks time, two weeks from now, that Angelus would make his return to not only the EMF, but to Shockwave as well. It was then that we were interrupted by a creepy ass video that was accompanied by somebodies voice telling us that they had Angelus. And now, I stand here no closer to knowing where Angelus is that I was last week. And to make things worse, now I don't know where Jarred is either. I don't....."

*Heyman is suddenly interrupted by a rather creepy music that starts to play. He lowers his mic and looks up towards the stage, and as he does a man wearing a dark red suit, a black colarless shirt, with long black hair and carrying a cain with a dragon's head for a handle walks out onto the stage with a microphone in his hand.*

Man:"Paul Heyman.....I've been looking forward to this for quite sometime now Paul. I see that you got my little message last week. So you know that Angelus is being well taken care of. Though, it seems that now you've lost your little crippled friend. Don't worry though Paul, Mr. Carthallion is in good hands. I'll be sure he is approprietly taken care of, so theres no need for you to worry about him too much. Oh, and as far as Angelus is concerned, I bring a message from your precious "Insurance Policy". He says not to worry about him Paul, because in the end, all those who have wronged him will be Shanked!"

*With that said, the man turns and heads back from whence he came, the same music he came out to playing once again as Cold Day In Hell goes off the air.*