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EMF: Saturday Shockwave
	(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go into the Shockwave video. Once it ends, we fade into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stagefinish the lights turn on, and fans wave their signs. Some say "priceless", "Mike 1, Virus 0", and "Ashley Irvine made my sign "pretty".) JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-We have quite a show for you tonight, headlined by Ricky Ramon and Randy Evans. Kris Gaffney-That should be…interesting. ("Priceless" blasts on the PA system as Cody Rhodes walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-Cody Rhodes has shown a lot of promise coming to the EMF. King- Well, he is the son of the American Dream…you'd hope he had at least a little talent. Kris Gaffney-Actually…I didn't have much hope for him…he just so common. ("Gavin's theme" blasts on the PA system as Gavin walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Gavin is new to the EMF, but from my understanding this isn't his first match. King-Well, he hasn't been in the ring for 4 years… Kris Gaffney-So it's like his first match I guess. Gavin and Cody circle each other in the ring, eventually they go into a test of strength, Gavin soon gains the upper hand and powers Cody back against the ropes. As Cody gets to the ropes Gavin hits a arm drag takeover sending Cody to the mat, Cody gets up onto his knee’s and rubs his chin as Gavin smiles and points out into the crowd who cheer him. King : Gavin is trying to make a statement here. J.R : He should just focus on getting the job done. Cody then gets up to his feet and seems to be calling for another test of strength, Gavin obliges but before they can lock up Cody hits a knee to the gut and then locks on a side headlock onto Gavin. He holds it tight but Gavin fights out and backs Cody into the ropes and sends him to the opposite side, he goes for a clothesline but Cody ducks it, Gavin then lowers his head but Cody stops running and kicks Gavin and then hits a clothesline when he stands up. Cody then starts stomping at the downed Gavin before he pulls him up and sends him into the corner, he throws a couple of chops which get “Woo’s” from the crowd, Gavin however ducks the third attempt at a chop and pushes Cody into the corner and hits a huge chop, Cody immediately grabs his chest as he comes out of the corner. Gavin stalks Cody out of the corner, when he turns round he lifts him up onto his shoulders. King : This could be it for Cody. Kris Gaffney : Just like Newcastle. Cody however sensing the danger of his situation racks the eyes of Gavin and slides off his back, he then hits a bulldog on Gavin and immediately goes into the cover ONE…TWO..Kickout, Gavin rolls onto his front but Cody just pulls him up and hits him with an elbow to the face. Cody then looks out into the crowd with a wry smile on his face, he sends Gavin into the ropes and then sends Gavin back down to the ground with a shoulder block. He goes for the cover but only gets a one count, he then hooks the leg but this only gets a two count, Gavin then gets up to his knee’s while Cody argues with the referee, Cody turns to see Gavin on his knee’s and throws a punch to his face, it doesn’t send Gavin back to the mat so Cody throws another but Gavin blocks it and throws a punch of his own, he then gets up and throws another punch to Cody sending him stumbling back, Gavin gets up and grabs Cody from behind and sets him up for a German Suplex. King : Gavin is getting back into this now. Cody tries to fight out but to no success as Gavin hits a German Suplex, he waits for Cody to get up to his feet, when he does he grabs him and hits another German Suplex, this however Gavin goes for the cover. ONE…TWO…KICKOUT. Cody just manages to get the shoulder up, Gavin then pulls up Cody and hits him with a DDT, he then goes for a sleeper hold and Cody appears to be fading fast in the hold as Gavin wrenches back onto the hold harder and harder. Kris Gaffney : Cody is fading quicker than a Cena marriage King : Maybe not that fast J.R : He looks out of it, this could be it. Cody appears to be fading and the referee lifts his hand and it falls to the mat, he does this a second time but this time Cody stops it falling and starts getting back up towards a vertical base, Gavin sensing Cody has nearly escaped the hold, he drops to the mat hitting a neck breaker on Cody, he then goes into a cover. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT Gavin questions the call but then gets to his feet and raises his hands in the air as Cody starts getting to his feet, as Cody turns around Gavin lifts him onto his shoulders once again, he shouts something but Cody manages to grab hold of the top rope and prevent Gavin hitting the move, Gavin however gets frustrated and throws Cody over the top rope to the floor below. Cody grabs his back as he gets to his feet, he turns round as Gavin jumps over the top rope and lands on him sending them both crashing down to the ground. Gavin then gets to his feet and raises his hand and high fives a few of the crowd around ringside. J.R : This isn’t smart from Gavin. King : Relax, he knows what he’s doing. Kris Gaffney : I must say he has been very impressive here. Gavin turns back towards Cody who has crawled over towards the steps, Gavin bends down to pull him up but Cody moves out of the way and slams Gavin’s head into the steps, he slowly gets back to his feet and rolls in and out of the ring to break the refs ONE0 count, the referee shouts at him but Cody waves it off. He then pulls Gavin up to his feet and whips him into the security barrier. Gavin grabs his back in pain, Cody then runs and hits a low drop kick to Gavin’s face. J.R : I told you it was a mistake from Gavin to hang out with the fans. King : Maybe he should have stayed focused. Kris Gaffney : You think he knows that yet? Cody once again gets into the ring to break the count, he then bends down and lifts up some of the protective layer around the ring to expose the concrete on the ground. The referee comes out and warns him not to as he walks over to Gavin and pulls him up. He then kicks him and puts him in a side headlock and stands over the concrete with a smile on his face as he points to it. J.R : No not this…Cody don’t Cody then drops Gavin with a DDT into the concrete, he then sits up with a smile on his face as he rolls Gavin onto his back who appears to be out, the referee checks on Gavin as Cody stands up and climbs back into the ring. Cody starts shouting at the referee who comes into the ring and starts counting Gavin out. J.R : This is it, Gavin may be seriously hurt. (ONE) King : I think I’m going to have to agree with you J.R (TWO) Kris Gaffney : I am not going to agree with you J.R (THREE) J.R : Why not? Gavin hasn’t moved. (FOUR) Kris Gaffney : Well when you say something it usually doesn’t happen. (FIVE) Santino suddenly appears dressed as Santina. Santina : He never-a kissed-a me. Kris Gaffney : ARGH!!! (SIX) Gavin starts showing signs of movement but apparently doesn’t know where he is. (SEVEN) Gavin crawls towards the ring apron but isn’t able to get up onto his knee’s. (EIGHT) Gavin gets back up onto his knee’s but falls back to the ground while still holding onto the ring apron. (NINE) Gavin appears to have nothing left in him as Cody raises his hands and turns towards the crowd. (TE…) Gavin gets back in at the last possible moment as confirmed by the referee. Cody turns round with a shocked look on his face as Gavin lays in the ring, Cody pulls him into the middle of the ring and puts his foot on his chest. ONE…TWO…kickout. Cody gets frustrated and this time he hooks both legs. ONE…TWO…THRE…KICKOUT. J.R : I can’t believe Gavin is still in this match King : This is unbelievable, this newcomer is certainly one tough individual. Kris Gaffney : I told you J.R Cody starts arguing with the referee and grabs his hair in frustration. He then gets up to the top rope and waits for Gavin to get up to his feet, he then jumps off the top rope after Gavin gets to his feet and goes for a cross body, however Gavin somehow has enough whereabouts to roll through the move and he holds Cody up, he then shows huge amount of strength as he pulls Cody up and puts him onto his shoulders. Gavin then lifts up Cody and hits Vertigo and goes into the pin. ONE…TWO….THREE J.R : I can’t believe it. King : Gavin pulled that victory from out of nowhere. Kris Gaffney : What a debut. J.R : Gavin definitely proved he will be a force to be reckoned with, he handed out a large beating to Cody and looked impressive and then perhaps even more impressively he took one hell of a beating and was even put head first into exposed concrete and he was still able to fight back and get the victory. King : I must say I am impressed by both this superstars. Kris Gaffney : Same here, Cody put up one hell of a fight, Gavin just had so much and will be looking to follow this up with more and prove to be the real deal here in the EMF. Rip’s music hits and he walks down to the ring. JR: He looks confident enough. King: His brother isn’t here with the flaming tables tonight.. K.G: Thankfully… Marquise’s music hits and he quickly follows Rip to the ring. JR: He must really want a part of Rip. King: He wants to rip apart Rip? Hahaha KG: Shut up King. Marquise shoves Rip from behind making him go chest first into the apron, Marquise follows up by clubbing him over the head before rolling him into the ring. He gets in the ring himself and pins Rip for the 1...2..kick out. Marquise gets up and stomps at Rip’s head then yells at the ref. JR: Marquise isn’t going to win doing that. KG: JR I don’t think anyone is really watching this match anyways.. “They both look over and King is gone” Marquise is stalking Rip in the ring, Rip gets to a knee and Marquise goes for the attack running and looking for a knee to the head. Rip barely ducks out of the way and causes Marquise to knee the middle turnbuckle. Both men get up and its Rip that take control with a low super kick to Marquise’s knee. JR: A little history…But Dude Love use to call a move much like that Sweet Shin Music. KG: God your old…. “They look over and King is still not there.” Rip grabs the bad leg and starts to twist it as Marquise yells in agony, Rip drags the bad leg over to the bottom rope and places it on top, he then stomps on it while stepping over to the turnbuckle. He lifts himself to the middle rope and pats his elbow and goes aiming for the knee of Marquise, but took to long and missed as Marquise rolls out of the ring. King: What a smart move by Marquise! KG: Where the hell did you come from?! King: Bathroom break…. JR…… KG: Makes sense. While Marquise rests his knee Rip is measuring him up, Marquise stumbles a bit and then turns around as Rip launches himself over the ropes and onto Marquise. The ref starts his 10 count as Marquise tries to push Rip off of him. 1.… 2.… 3... 4... Marquise gets up as Rip follows. 5.… 6... Rip slides a shoulder in breaking the count and then pulls himself on to the apron, Marquise tugs on his leg but gets booted in the face for it. Marquise dodges the second boot attempt and hops on to the apron, still favoring his knee. Both men trade punches on the apron. Both men out of rage goes for a wild swing at each other, both connecting with each other’s temples they fall off the apron, but continue to disregard the ref's count as he counts them out.] King-Double count out? When's the last time that's happened. Kris Gaffney-Hasn't been long enough, that's for sure. JR-Although I don't think these two are done just yet. (The two continue brawling as we go into commercial, and then come back. Hollywood Undead’s City starts playing and Vampire slowly makes his way to the ring. He steps into the ring and unbuttons his trench coat to show off the IC title. His hair covers his face and all the marks he has after the cage match and Money In the bank match, He takes a while but slowly starts to speak. “”I went through hell and back….As you can see I still have my title but as you also see I didn’t make it out with the title of Money in the Bank. But with all that in the past I have to question what is next for me and my on going saga here in the EMF? The Joker was a thorn I took out of my side and after all that I see no man wanting to face me. For I have become the new face of fear in the EMF and I’m not going anywhere for a very long time, so think of this as an open invite to anyone in the back who has the balls to step in the ring with me. I’m ready to accept anyone’s challenge to a match with me and when I say anyone I mean anyone. I will defend my title anywhere anytime and much like all the other fallen souls I will cast thee into my shadows and you will not return the same. For I’m Sadistikal Thy Vampire Christ and thee can’t not banish me…. “” Vampire drops the microphone and leaves in silence as no one can quite think of anything to say after hearing all that. ['Stranglehold' by Ted Nugent begins to blast over the PA as out walks 'Big' Sal followed by Tony Valentino. The crowd gives cheers as the mountain of a man known as 'Big' Sal strides on down to the ring.] JR: What do you think when you look across the ring and see such a beast as 'Big' Sal? Gaffney: I can't say for sure, but I'd guess you simply just stand in awe of such a monster. [Big Sal enters the ring and stretches out on the ropes. 'The Gambler' starts playing as out struts the equally as impressive man of stature known as 'Gambler'. Gambler is proceeding down to the ring as he stops and turns to one of the fans whom is holding a sign that reads 'Gambler, fold... You Suck!'. Gambler yanks the sign away from the fan and rips it up and tosses the remnants in the air like confetti. Gambler continues on to the ring staring down 'Big' Sal. Even pointing at Tony Valentino and barking off a few harsh words.] King: Gambler took that sign to town! Not sure these fans appreciate that. JR: Gambler's the kind of guy that seems to revel in making other people angry. King: I wouldn't want to make Big Sal angry. Gaffney: It's not like he's going to turn into the incredible Hulk king. [The bell rings as the match gets underway. Big Sal and Gambler circle the ring before finally meeting in the middle of the ring. Big Sal and Gambler stand toe to toe, face to face as they are trash talking to one another. Gambler shoves Big Sal and causes him to stumble backwards. Gambler raises his arms in dominant fashion. Big Sal charges right back at Gambler catching the taunting Gambler with a running knee lift. Gambler has the wind knocked out of him, standing, but clutching his stomach. Big Sal irish whips Gambler into the corner. Gambler is still looking woozy, Big Sal starts to run at Gambler going for a body splash in the corner. Gambler raises his right leg and gets a boot to the midsection of Big Sal. Big Sal stumbles away from Gambler. Gambler runs and connects with a running bull dog on Big Sal. Gambler gets up to his feet as he begins to pull Big Sal to his feet by force. Gambler hits a hay maker on Big Sal, Sal stumbles a little, but returns with a hay maker of his own. Gambler stumbles, but throws another hay maker of his own. Big Sal tries to one up Gambler and tosses another hay maker, but Gambler catches the punch and takes his free arm and hits a diving short clothesline. Gambler gets to his feet and motions to the crowd to hear it. The crowd responds to Gambler with a chorus of boos.] JR: Gambler just living this up right now, if he's not careful Big Sal could regain focus and turn the tables around. [Big Sal slowly gets up to his feet as Gambler waits for him. Gambler attempts to lock up with Big Sal and hit some sort of a grapple move, but is quickly met with a knife edge chop to the chest. Gambler grimaces in pain as Big Sal seems to gain steam with that knife edge chop. Big Sal bounces off the ropes and hits a running boot to the face of Gambler. Gambler lays face down on the mat, Big Sal targets Gambler's legs by grabbing his right leg and slamming it down on the mat. Big Sal manages to do it two mores times before Gambler catches Big Sal with his free left leg. Big Sal stumbles back, clutching his face as Gambler gets to his knees. Big Sal comes back towards Gambler. Big Sal starts to pull Gambler to his feet, but Gambler pulls a jaw breaker. Big Sal flops to the ring mat as Gambler begins to compose himself and gets back on his feet. Gambler hits a leg drop on Big Sal and proceeds to get up. Gambler pulls Big Sal to his feet and irish whips Big Sal to the corner. Gambler walks towards Big Sal who is leaning in the corner. Gambler hits a open palm slap to the chest of Big Sal. Sal stumbles to the center of the ring as Gambler runs towards Big Sal and clips his left knee, taking Sal down to the mat. Gambler is on his knees as he looks out towards the crowd, grins, and acts like he's dusting off his hands.] JR: Gambler taking his sweet time now, relishing the take down of Big Sal. King: I'd watch out Big Sal has connections. Gaffney: Looks like Gambler wants to mock Tony Valentino outside the ring. [Gambler gets up to his feet as he points at Tony Valentino. Valentino shrugs his shoulders towards Gambler. Gambler walks the ropes almost trying to grab Valentino, but little does he realize Big Sal has now gotten up and is standing behind Gambler. Big Sal and Gambler lock up as Big Sal wins the struggle and nails a belly to belly suplex. Big Sal bounces right back to his feet and let's out a roar as he picks Gambler up and proceeds to hit a Sidewalk Slam. Tony Valentino can be seen outside the ring clapping in approval. Big Sal stomps Gambler and then proceeds to rub his foot on the downed Gambler in Italian mob movie fashion. The crowd cheers, Big Sal steps off Gambler, telling him to get up in demanding fashion. Gambler gets up. Big Sal hits a swinging neck breaker on Gambler. Big Sal slowly gets up. Gambler remains laid out on the mat.] JR: Big Sal getting some momentum going here. Sal looks like he might be ready to end this. King: TONY VALENTINO.... GET THE CURTAINS! Gaffney: Ugh (shakes his head) King: What? (awkward silence amongst the announcing crew) [Big Sal pulls Gambler up to his feet and irish whips Gambler off the ropes. Big Sal goes for a strong armed clothesline, Gambler ducks. Gambler kicks Big Sal in the gut as he turns around. Gambler hits a pump handle slam on Big Sal as the ring shakes. Gambler begins to kneel over the downed Big Sal and fires away with closed fist punches to the forehead of Sal. The ref attempts to step in and warn Gambler. Gambler swats the ref away as he gets up, runs off the ropes and proceeds to execute a leg drop on Big Sal. Gambler gets up and eggs on the crowd as Big Sal slowly gets back up to his feet. Gambler waits for him to get up before locking up with him. Gambler goes for a scoop slam, but his knee gives out on him for a split second. Big Sal takes advantage of the situation as he scoops up Gambler and hits a power slam. Big Sal feeds off the cheering by the crowd as he shakes his fists and gets up to his feet. Big Sal pulls Gambler up by arms and leads a dazed Gambler to the corner where he slams his face off the turnbuckle. Big Sal goes behind Gambler and hits a german suplex. Sal pulls himself up with help from the ropes as Tony Valentino is cheering him on outside the ring.] Gaffney: These two big men are just waging all out war on one another. JR: Back and forth thus far. It seems like they are both trying to find the other person's weakness. Gaffney: Something has got to give here. [Big Sal waits for Gambler to get to his feet. Gambler finally does and he stumbles around turning right towards Big Sal. Big Sal attempts to connect with a spear, but at the last second Gambler dodge it. Big Sal goes flying out of the ring over the ropes and lands on top of Tony Valentino. Tony Valentino seems to be knocked out and almost lands on Tony Valentino who dives out of the way. Gambler hustles over to the turnbuckle, climbs up on it.] JR: This is going to be ugly. [Gambler launches off the top turnbuckle as Big Sal is getting up. Gambler does a splash as both men crash down to the floor. Both wrestlers are laying there trying to catch their breath as Big Sal is in visible pain. Gambler seems to be in better shape from that air born leap. The ref begins to slowly count both men out. 1...2...3... Gambler is up on his feet as he pulls Big Sal up. 4...5...6 Gambler shoves Big Sal into the ring and Gambler follows him in. Both men slowly get up as they meet face to face yet again. Gambler slaps Big Sal across the face. Sal gets an angry look on his face as he kicks Gambler in the gut. As Gambler falls to his knees, he leans back and bumps the ref whom falls down. Gambler low blows Big Sal and Sal goes down in a heap. Gambler gets up and pulls Sal to his feet. Gambler knees Sal and nails a power bomb. Sal is laid out in the ring as Gambler head to the corner and begins to scale to the top of the turnbuckle.] JR: Could it be? The Royal Flush? King: I'd bet on it. [Gambler stands on the turnbuckle as he gestures that he's mooning the crowd. Gambler proceeds to hit The Royal Flush. Gambler goes for the cover as the ref is back on his feet and paying attention now. The ref counts the pin... 1...2...3!] Gaffney: Gambler hits the Royal Flush and gets the win. JR: These two guys gave it what they had and what a damn close match. King: CURTAINS! Gaffney: ... (Note: Close match, just as a staff we liked the text of Gamblers RP a bit better.) (We return from commercial break... "Welcome to heartbreak" played and Randy Evans began walking down the ring, accompanied by his manager, Melina Perez.) Ring Announcer: The following is scheduled for one fall... Making his way to the ring first, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds, accompanied by Melina, Randy Evans!! (Randy Evans slid into the ring and awaited the arrival of his opponent.) ("Adrenaline" played and Ricky Ramon made his way to the ring.) Ring Announcer: And the opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, Ricky Ramon!! (Ricky Ramon walked into the ring and stared Randy Evans down.) Kris Gaffney: I wonder if Ricky Ramon's feeling better from those two kicks to the skull... I bet he finds it hard to "think" straight. Jim Ross: Although I find your taste in puns very stale, I cannot help but agree with that. Jerry Lawler: Oh, give Gaffney a break J.R. (Both men, now settled in the ring, are ready to begin the match... The referee calls for the bell and the match begins... Ricky Ramon leaped at Randy Evans and began punching him in the face. Randy Evans protected his face as the referee started counting, due to Ricky Ramon's disobedience...1..........................2.........................3.....................4... Ricky Ramon rolled off of Randy Evans and picked him up. He Irish whipped Randy Evans into the turnbuckle as hard as he can and an echo was heard through the crowd as Randy Evans hit the turnbuckle with heavy impact... He hit the mat canvas and Ricky Ramon approached him and picked him up once again. Ricky Ramon executed a scoop slam on Randy Evans and went into the cover...1...................................2...................................kick out by Randy Evans.) Jim Ross: By the look of things, Ricky Ramon came here with a vengeance. Jerry Lawler: My thoughts exactly... Kris Gaffney: Yeah, he sure has his "head in the game". Jim Ross: Oh not again... (Ricky Ramon picks Randy Evans up and goes for a German suplex, but Randy Evans flips behind him and grabs him by the neck and hits a backbreaker. Randy Evans goes into the cover... 1...................................2................................... Ricky Ramon kicks out... Randy Evans stomped Ricky Ramon three times before picking him up to his feet... Randy Evans grabbed Ricky Ramon by the back of the head and walked him over to the turnbuckle... He began slamming Ricky Ramon's head into the turnbuckle then turned him around and began driving his shoulder into the gut of Ramon... Randy Evans backed up a few steps and hit Ricky Ramon with a running elbow to the jaw... The crowd echoed as Ricky Ramon slowly slid to a sitting position on the mat canvas at the ropes... Randy Evans let out a cocky smirk to the crowd and grabbed the top ropes and began kicking Ricky Ramon in the chest and throat. The referee pulled Randy Evans away from Ricky Ramon but he went right back and began kicking him in the same areas again. The referee began counting... 1....................2..........................3..........................4...Randy Evans stopped kicking Ramon and turned around and started arguing with the referee a little. With the little time Evans spent arguing, Ricky Ramon got to his feet, bracing on the turnbuckle. Randy Evans turned around and noticed that and he ran to Ricky Ramon again, attempting a shoulder to Ricky Ramon's mid-section, but Ricky Ramon moved out of the way and Randy Evans went shoulder first into the iron post... Randy Evans eventually caught his composure and when he turned around he received a hard kickboxing kick to the mouth. Randy Evans fell backwards slowly and cradled his mouth as Ricky Ramon braced on the ropes, trying to get some of his stamina back... Randy Evans began crawling to his feet, using the ring ropes and Ricky Ramon motioned towards him, Ricky Ramon Irish whipped Randy Evans into the opposite set of ropes. Randy Evans came running back. Ricky Ramon hopped over his head and then layed on the floor as Randy Evans hit the other set of ropes and hopped over him, Ricky Ramon got up and hit Randy Evans with a judo hip toss, and transitioned the maneuver into a submission-style arm bar... Ricky Ramon kept the hold applied as the referee asked Randy Evans if he wanted to submit to the move or not. Randy Evans repeatedly uttered "no" and began using his free hand to drag himself to the ropes... Randy Evans dug his fingernails into the mat as he was squealing due to the pain of the hold Ricky Ramon had locked in on him. Randy Evans got to the bottom rope and placed a tight grip on it as the referee forced Ricky Ramon to release the hold. Randy Evans stayed curled in the corner aiding his now free arm and Ricky Ramon, still on the attack, approached him, trying to pick him up. But Randy Evans grabs him by the shorts and throws him through the ropes.) Jerry Lawler: Clearly a desperation move by Randy Evans there. Kris Gaffney: You can't blame Randy Evans. Ricky Ramon's on a rampage right now. Jim Ross: What, no pun about Ricky Ramon's head this time? Kris Gaffney: Must everything always be a joke with you J.R? Jim Ross: Oh brother... (Ricky Ramon slid into the ring after re-gaining his composure. Randy Evans was already at his feet and the two began exchanging jabs... Randy Evans eventually powered out of the brawl and kicked Ricky Ramon in the stomach. He hit Ricky Ramon with a clothesline and Ramon hit the mat. Randy Evans measured him. Randy Evans ran to the ropes and came back with a fist to the forehead of Ricky Ramon... Randy Evans dragged Ricky Ramon into the corner of the ring by the turnbuckle. Randy Evans climbed to the second rope and hit Ricky Ramon in the forehead with a slow falling fist... Randy Evans went into the cover... 1...................................2................................... kick out by Ricky Ramon. Randy Evans picked Ricky Ramon up and hit him with a vertical suplex... Randy Evans got on top of Ricky Ramon and began punching him hard in the skull. The referee eventually pulled Randy Evans off of Ricky Ramon and he sneered at the official. He picked Ricky Ramon up again and attempted a punch to the skull, but Ricky Ramon blocked and kicked Randy Evans in the skull, then the mid-section, then the ribs and then swept Randy Evans' feet right out from under him. Ricky Ramon taunted at the crowd and climbed to the top turnbuckle. He was waiting for Randy Evans to rise to his feet, but instead, Randy Evans' manager, Melina Perez climbed on the apron, catching the referee and Ricky Ramon's attention... While the referee was occupied with Melina, Randy Evans quickly sprung to his feet and pushed Ricky Ramon, causing Ramon to land on his groin... Randy Evans pulled Ramon from the top turnbuckle and threw him to the floor... Randy Evans checked to make sure the referee was still with Melina and exposed the top turnbuckle... He picked Ricky Ramon up and lifted him, attempting to throw Ramon face first into the exposed turnbuckle, but instead, Ricky Ramon hopped off of Randy Evans' shoulder and pushed him. Randy Evans' head bounced off of the exposed iron turnbuckle.) Jim Ross: A severe turn of events there for Randy Evans. Jerry Lawler: Indeed J.R... He could have caused himself the match there. Kris Gaffney: And if he does that, he won't be able to make Ricky Ramon just another tragedy... (Randy Evans grabbed his skull and curled up in the corner. Ricky Ramon went into the cover... The referee, now finished with Melina Perez, began counting...1...................................2................................... Kick out by Randy Evans. Ricky Ramon picked him up and Irish whipped him into the opposite turnbuckle. Randy Evans was groggy on the ropes, and Ricky Ramon backed up a few steps and ran into Randy Evans, hitting him with a massive shoulder... Randy Evans slowly hit the floor and Ricky Ramon climbed to the top rope once again, this time with no interruption. Randy Evans slowly climbed to his feet and Ricky Ramon leaped from the top rope and connected to the chest of Randy Evans with a missile dropkick. Ricky Ramon immediately went into the cover... 1...................................2................................... Randy Evans kicked out. Ricky Ramon picked him up and attempted to go for the Green Mile, but Randy Evans arched his back up and threw Ricky Ramon over his head. Ricky Ramon got up slowly and walked straight into the tragedy! Randy Evans went into the cover...1.................................2.......................................3!!!) Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, Randy Evans!! Jim Ross: Randy Evans picked up the win there. Jerry Lawler: That's right J.R. His first EMF win. Kris Gaffney: Whoops, looks like Ricky Ramon's a tragedy now. (Randy Evans got his hand raised by the referee, and started walking away, but stopped when he looked back at Ricky Ramon... He picked the unconscious Ricky Ramon up and dragged him to the turnbuckle and placed his legs between the ropes... Randy Evans squeezed Ricky Ramon's head, looked at the crowd and DDT'd Ricky Ramon off of the turnbuckle. Ramon's head bounced off of the mat canvas due to the impact of the DDT... But, by the look of things, Randy Evans still wasn't finished... He called Melina into the ring and she gladly slid in... He whispered something in her ear and Melina smirked and nodded. Randy Evans dragged Ricky Ramon to the center of the ring and Melina grabbed Ramon's head by the chin. Randy Evans walked to the turnbuckle and grinned. He measured Ricky Ramon and ran as fast as he could. He punted Ricky Ramon in the head and the sound from the impact shivered throughout the entire arena. Randy Evans and Melina slid out of the ring as the referee called for medics, who came running down the ramp with a stretcher.) Jim Ross: My god! Randy Evans has just punted Ricky Ramon in the skull for a third consecutive time. Jerry Lawler: Evans just couldn't walk away with a win under his belt, he just had to end it on such a vicious note. Kris Gaffney: I think we have a preview of what's to come from Randy Evans in his EMF future. (Randy Evans walked up the ramp grinning as the medics placed Ricky Ramon on the stretcher... The EMF copyright information flashed across the screen and Saturday Shockwave came to an official ending.)

EMF: Saturday Shockwave

(The EMF logo flashes on the screen as we go into the Shockwave video. Once it ends, we fade into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stagefinish the lights turn on, and fans wave their signs. Some say "priceless", "Mike 1, Virus 0", and "Ashley Irvine made my sign "pretty".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-We have quite a show for you tonight, headlined by Ricky Ramon and Randy Evans.

Kris Gaffney-That should be…interesting.

("Priceless" blasts on the PA system as Cody Rhodes walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Cody Rhodes has shown a lot of promise coming to the EMF.

King- Well, he is the son of the American Dream…you'd hope he had at least a little talent.

Kris Gaffney-Actually…I didn't have much hope for him…he just so common.

("Gavin's theme" blasts on the PA system as Gavin walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Gavin is new to the EMF, but from my understanding this isn't his first match.

King-Well, he hasn't been in the ring for 4 years…

Kris Gaffney-So it's like his first match I guess.

Gavin and Cody circle each other in the ring, eventually they go into a test of strength, Gavin soon gains the upper hand and powers Cody back against the ropes. As Cody gets to the ropes Gavin hits a arm drag takeover sending Cody to the mat, Cody gets up onto his knee’s and rubs his chin as Gavin smiles and points out into the crowd who cheer him.

King : Gavin is trying to make a statement here.

J.R : He should just focus on getting the job done.

Cody then gets up to his feet and seems to be calling for another test of strength, Gavin obliges but before they can lock up Cody hits a knee to the gut and then locks on a side headlock onto Gavin. He holds it tight but Gavin fights out and backs Cody into the ropes and sends him to the opposite side, he goes for a clothesline but Cody ducks it, Gavin then lowers his head but Cody stops running and kicks Gavin and then hits a clothesline when he stands up. Cody then starts stomping at the downed Gavin before he pulls him up and sends him into the corner, he throws a couple of chops which get “Woo’s” from the crowd, Gavin however ducks the third attempt at a chop and pushes Cody into the corner and hits a huge chop, Cody immediately grabs his chest as he comes out of the corner. Gavin stalks Cody out of the corner, when he turns round he lifts him up onto his shoulders.

King : This could be it for Cody.

Kris Gaffney : Just like Newcastle.

Cody however sensing the danger of his situation racks the eyes of Gavin and slides off his back, he then hits a bulldog on Gavin and immediately goes into the cover ONE…TWO..Kickout, Gavin rolls onto his front but Cody just pulls him up and hits him with an elbow to the face. Cody then looks out into the crowd with a wry smile on his face, he sends Gavin into the ropes and then sends Gavin back down to the ground with a shoulder block. He goes for the cover but only gets a one count, he then hooks the leg but this only gets a two count, Gavin then gets up to his knee’s while Cody argues with the referee, Cody turns to see Gavin on his knee’s and throws a punch to his face, it doesn’t send Gavin back to the mat so Cody throws another but Gavin blocks it and throws a punch of his own, he then gets up and throws another punch to Cody sending him stumbling back, Gavin gets up and grabs Cody from behind and sets him up for a German Suplex.

King : Gavin is getting back into this now.

Cody tries to fight out but to no success as Gavin hits a German Suplex, he waits for Cody to get up to his feet, when he does he grabs him and hits another German Suplex, this however Gavin goes for the cover. ONE…TWO…KICKOUT. Cody just manages to get the shoulder up, Gavin then pulls up Cody and hits him with a DDT, he then goes for a sleeper hold and Cody appears to be fading fast in the hold as Gavin wrenches back onto the hold harder and harder.

Kris Gaffney : Cody is fading quicker than a Cena marriage

King : Maybe not that fast

J.R : He looks out of it, this could be it.

Cody appears to be fading and the referee lifts his hand and it falls to the mat, he does this a second time but this time Cody stops it falling and starts getting back up towards a vertical base, Gavin sensing Cody has nearly escaped the hold, he drops to the mat hitting a neck breaker on Cody, he then goes into a cover.

ONE…

TWO…

KICKOUT

Gavin questions the call but then gets to his feet and raises his hands in the air as Cody starts getting to his feet, as Cody turns around Gavin lifts him onto his shoulders once again, he shouts something but Cody manages to grab hold of the top rope and prevent Gavin hitting the move, Gavin however gets frustrated and throws Cody over the top rope to the floor below. Cody grabs his back as he gets to his feet, he turns round as Gavin jumps over the top rope and lands on him sending them both crashing down to the ground. Gavin then gets to his feet and raises his hand and high fives a few of the crowd around ringside.

J.R : This isn’t smart from Gavin.

King : Relax, he knows what he’s doing.

Kris Gaffney : I must say he has been very impressive here.

Gavin turns back towards Cody who has crawled over towards the steps, Gavin bends down to pull him up but Cody moves out of the way and slams Gavin’s head into the steps, he slowly gets back to his feet and rolls in and out of the ring to break the refs ONE0 count, the referee shouts at him but Cody waves it off. He then pulls Gavin up to his feet and whips him into the security barrier. Gavin grabs his back in pain, Cody then runs and hits a low drop kick to Gavin’s face.

J.R : I told you it was a mistake from Gavin to hang out with the fans.

King : Maybe he should have stayed focused.

Kris Gaffney : You think he knows that yet?

Cody once again gets into the ring to break the count, he then bends down and lifts up some of the protective layer around the ring to expose the concrete on the ground. The referee comes out and warns him not to as he walks over to Gavin and pulls him up. He then kicks him and puts him in a side headlock and stands over the concrete with a smile on his face as he points to it.

J.R : No not this…Cody don’t

Cody then drops Gavin with a DDT into the concrete, he then sits up with a smile on his face as he rolls Gavin onto his back who appears to be out, the referee checks on Gavin as Cody stands up and climbs back into the ring. Cody starts shouting at the referee who comes into the ring and starts counting Gavin out.

J.R : This is it, Gavin may be seriously hurt. (ONE)

King : I think I’m going to have to agree with you J.R (TWO)

Kris Gaffney : I am not going to agree with you J.R (THREE)

J.R : Why not? Gavin hasn’t moved. (FOUR)

Kris Gaffney : Well when you say something it usually doesn’t happen. (FIVE)

Santino suddenly appears dressed as Santina.

Santina : He never-a kissed-a me.

Kris Gaffney : ARGH!!! (SIX)

Gavin starts showing signs of movement but apparently doesn’t know where he is.

(SEVEN) Gavin crawls towards the ring apron but isn’t able to get up onto his knee’s.

(EIGHT) Gavin gets back up onto his knee’s but falls back to the ground while still holding onto the ring apron.

(NINE) Gavin appears to have nothing left in him as Cody raises his hands and turns towards the crowd.

(TE…) Gavin gets back in at the last possible moment as confirmed by the referee. Cody turns round with a shocked look on his face as Gavin lays in the ring, Cody pulls him into the middle of the ring and puts his foot on his chest.

ONE…TWO…kickout.

Cody gets frustrated and this time he hooks both legs.

ONE…TWO…THRE…KICKOUT.

J.R : I can’t believe Gavin is still in this match

King : This is unbelievable, this newcomer is certainly one tough individual.

Kris Gaffney : I told you J.R

Cody starts arguing with the referee and grabs his hair in frustration. He then gets up to the top rope and waits for Gavin to get up to his feet, he then jumps off the top rope after Gavin gets to his feet and goes for a cross body, however Gavin somehow has enough whereabouts to roll through the move and he holds Cody up, he then shows huge amount of strength as he pulls Cody up and puts him onto his shoulders. Gavin then lifts up Cody and hits Vertigo and goes into the pin.

ONE…TWO….THREE

J.R : I can’t believe it.

King : Gavin pulled that victory from out of nowhere.

Kris Gaffney : What a debut.

J.R : Gavin definitely proved he will be a force to be reckoned with, he handed out a large beating to Cody and looked impressive and then perhaps even more impressively he took one hell of a beating and was even put head first into exposed concrete and he was still able to fight back and get the victory.

King : I must say I am impressed by both this superstars.

Kris Gaffney : Same here, Cody put up one hell of a fight, Gavin just had so much and will be looking to follow this up with more and prove to be the real deal here in the EMF.

Rip’s music hits and he walks down to the ring.

JR: He looks confident enough.

King: His brother isn’t here with the flaming tables tonight..

K.G: Thankfully…

Marquise’s music hits and he quickly follows Rip to the ring.

JR: He must really want a part of Rip.

King: He wants to rip apart Rip? Hahaha

KG: Shut up King.

Marquise shoves Rip from behind making him go chest first into the apron, Marquise follows up by clubbing him over the head before rolling him into the ring. He gets in the ring himself and pins Rip for the 1...2..kick out. Marquise gets up and stomps at Rip’s head then yells at the ref.

JR: Marquise isn’t going to win doing that.

KG: JR I don’t think anyone is really watching this match anyways..

“They both look over and King is gone”

Marquise is stalking Rip in the ring, Rip gets to a knee and Marquise goes for the attack running and looking for a knee to the head. Rip barely ducks out of the way and causes Marquise to knee the middle turnbuckle. Both men get up and its Rip that take control with a low super kick to Marquise’s knee.

JR: A little history…But Dude Love use to call a move much like that Sweet Shin Music.

KG: God your old….

“They look over and King is still not there.”

Rip grabs the bad leg and starts to twist it as Marquise yells in agony, Rip drags the bad leg over to the bottom rope and places it on top, he then stomps on it while stepping over to the turnbuckle. He lifts himself to the middle rope and pats his elbow and goes aiming for the knee of Marquise, but took to long and missed as Marquise rolls out of the ring.

King: What a smart move by Marquise!

KG: Where the hell did you come from?!

King: Bathroom break….

JR……

KG: Makes sense.

While Marquise rests his knee Rip is measuring him up, Marquise stumbles a bit and then turns around as Rip launches himself over the ropes and onto Marquise. The ref starts his 10 count as Marquise tries to push Rip off of him.

1.…

2.…

3...

4...

Marquise gets up as Rip follows.

5.…

6...

Rip slides a shoulder in breaking the count and then pulls himself on to the apron, Marquise tugs on his leg but gets booted in the face for it. Marquise dodges the second boot attempt and hops on to the apron, still favoring his knee. Both men trade punches on the apron. Both men out of rage goes for a wild swing at each other, both connecting with each other’s temples they fall off the apron, but continue to disregard the ref's count as he counts them out.]

King-Double count out? When's the last time that's happened.

Kris Gaffney-Hasn't been long enough, that's for sure.

JR-Although I don't think these two are done just yet.

(The two continue brawling as we go into commercial, and then come back.

Hollywood Undead’s City starts playing and Vampire slowly makes his way to the ring. He steps into the ring and unbuttons his trench coat to show off the IC title. His hair covers his face and all the marks he has after the cage match and Money In the bank match, He takes a while but slowly starts to speak.

“”I went through hell and back….As you can see I still have my title but as you also see I didn’t make it out with the title of Money in the Bank. But with all that in the past I have to question what is next for me and my on going saga here in the EMF? The Joker was a thorn I took out of my side and after all that I see no man wanting to face me. For I have become the new face of fear in the EMF and I’m not going anywhere for a very long time, so think of this as an open invite to anyone in the back who has the balls to step in the ring with me. I’m ready to accept anyone’s challenge to a match with me and when I say anyone I mean anyone. I will defend my title anywhere anytime and much like all the other fallen souls I will cast thee into my shadows and you will not return the same. For I’m Sadistikal Thy Vampire Christ and thee can’t not banish me…. “”

Vampire drops the microphone and leaves in silence as no one can quite think of anything to say after hearing all that.

['Stranglehold' by Ted Nugent begins to blast over the PA as out walks 'Big' Sal followed by Tony Valentino. The crowd gives cheers as the mountain of a man known as 'Big' Sal strides on down to the ring.]

JR: What do you think when you look across the ring and see such a beast as 'Big' Sal?

Gaffney: I can't say for sure, but I'd guess you simply just stand in awe of such a monster.

[Big Sal enters the ring and stretches out on the ropes. 'The Gambler' starts playing as out struts the equally as impressive man of stature known as 'Gambler'. Gambler is proceeding down to the ring as he stops and turns to one of the fans whom is holding a sign that reads 'Gambler, fold... You Suck!'. Gambler yanks the sign away from the fan and rips it up and tosses the remnants in the air like confetti. Gambler continues on to the ring staring down 'Big' Sal. Even pointing at Tony Valentino and barking off a few harsh words.]

King: Gambler took that sign to town! Not sure these fans appreciate that.

JR: Gambler's the kind of guy that seems to revel in making other people angry.

King: I wouldn't want to make Big Sal angry.

Gaffney: It's not like he's going to turn into the incredible Hulk king.

[The bell rings as the match gets underway. Big Sal and Gambler circle the ring before finally meeting in the middle of the ring. Big Sal and Gambler stand toe to toe, face to face as they are trash talking to one another. Gambler shoves Big Sal and causes him to stumble backwards. Gambler raises his arms in dominant fashion. Big Sal charges right back at Gambler catching the taunting Gambler with a running knee lift. Gambler has the wind knocked out of him, standing, but clutching his stomach. Big Sal irish whips Gambler into the corner. Gambler is still looking woozy, Big Sal starts to run at Gambler going for a body splash in the corner. Gambler raises his right leg and gets a boot to the midsection of Big Sal. Big Sal stumbles away from Gambler. Gambler runs and connects with a running bull dog on Big Sal. Gambler gets up to his feet as he begins to pull Big Sal to his feet by force. Gambler hits a hay maker on Big Sal, Sal stumbles a little, but returns with a hay maker of his own. Gambler stumbles, but throws another hay maker of his own. Big Sal tries to one up Gambler and tosses another hay maker, but Gambler catches the punch and takes his free arm and hits a diving short clothesline. Gambler gets to his feet and motions to the crowd to hear it. The crowd responds to Gambler with a chorus of boos.]

JR: Gambler just living this up right now, if he's not careful Big Sal could regain focus and turn the tables around.

[Big Sal slowly gets up to his feet as Gambler waits for him. Gambler attempts to lock up with Big Sal and hit some sort of a grapple move, but is quickly met with a knife edge chop to the chest. Gambler grimaces in pain as Big Sal seems to gain steam with that knife edge chop. Big Sal bounces off the ropes and hits a running boot to the face of Gambler. Gambler lays face down on the mat, Big Sal targets Gambler's legs by grabbing his right leg and slamming it down on the mat. Big Sal manages to do it two mores times before Gambler catches Big Sal with his free left leg. Big Sal stumbles back, clutching his face as Gambler gets to his knees. Big Sal comes back towards Gambler. Big Sal starts to pull Gambler to his feet, but Gambler pulls a jaw breaker. Big Sal flops to the ring mat as Gambler begins to compose himself and gets back on his feet. Gambler hits a leg drop on Big Sal and proceeds to get up. Gambler pulls Big Sal to his feet and irish whips Big Sal to the corner. Gambler walks towards Big Sal who is leaning in the corner. Gambler hits a open palm slap to the chest of Big Sal. Sal stumbles to the center of the ring as Gambler runs towards Big Sal and clips his left knee, taking Sal down to the mat. Gambler is on his knees as he looks out towards the crowd, grins, and acts like he's dusting off his hands.]

JR: Gambler taking his sweet time now, relishing the take down of Big Sal.

King: I'd watch out Big Sal has connections.

Gaffney: Looks like Gambler wants to mock Tony Valentino outside the ring.

[Gambler gets up to his feet as he points at Tony Valentino. Valentino shrugs his shoulders towards Gambler. Gambler walks the ropes almost trying to grab Valentino, but little does he realize Big Sal has now gotten up and is standing behind Gambler. Big Sal and Gambler lock up as Big Sal wins the struggle and nails a belly to belly suplex. Big Sal bounces right back to his feet and let's out a roar as he picks Gambler up and proceeds to hit a Sidewalk Slam. Tony Valentino can be seen outside the ring clapping in approval. Big Sal stomps Gambler and then proceeds to rub his foot on the downed Gambler in Italian mob movie fashion. The crowd cheers, Big Sal steps off Gambler, telling him to get up in demanding fashion. Gambler gets up. Big Sal hits a swinging neck breaker on Gambler. Big Sal slowly gets up. Gambler remains laid out on the mat.]

JR: Big Sal getting some momentum going here. Sal looks like he might be ready to end this.

King: TONY VALENTINO.... GET THE CURTAINS!

Gaffney: Ugh (shakes his head)

King: What?

(awkward silence amongst the announcing crew)

[Big Sal pulls Gambler up to his feet and irish whips Gambler off the ropes. Big Sal goes for a strong armed clothesline, Gambler ducks. Gambler kicks Big Sal in the gut as he turns around. Gambler hits a pump handle slam on Big Sal as the ring shakes. Gambler begins to kneel over the downed Big Sal and fires away with closed fist punches to the forehead of Sal. The ref attempts to step in and warn Gambler. Gambler swats the ref away as he gets up, runs off the ropes and proceeds to execute a leg drop on Big Sal. Gambler gets up and eggs on the crowd as Big Sal slowly gets back up to his feet. Gambler waits for him to get up before locking up with him. Gambler goes for a scoop slam, but his knee gives out on him for a split second. Big Sal takes advantage of the situation as he scoops up Gambler and hits a power slam. Big Sal feeds off the cheering by the crowd as he shakes his fists and gets up to his feet. Big Sal pulls Gambler up by arms and leads a dazed Gambler to the corner where he slams his face off the turnbuckle. Big Sal goes behind Gambler and hits a german suplex. Sal pulls himself up with help from the ropes as Tony Valentino is cheering him on outside the ring.]

Gaffney: These two big men are just waging all out war on one another.

JR: Back and forth thus far. It seems like they are both trying to find the other person's weakness.

Gaffney: Something has got to give here.

[Big Sal waits for Gambler to get to his feet. Gambler finally does and he stumbles around turning right towards Big Sal. Big Sal attempts to connect with a spear, but at the last second Gambler dodge it. Big Sal goes flying out of the ring over the ropes and lands on top of Tony Valentino. Tony Valentino seems to be knocked out and almost lands on Tony Valentino who dives out of the way. Gambler hustles over to the turnbuckle, climbs up on it.]

JR: This is going to be ugly.

[Gambler launches off the top turnbuckle as Big Sal is getting up. Gambler does a splash as both men crash down to the floor. Both wrestlers are laying there trying to catch their breath as Big Sal is in visible pain. Gambler seems to be in better shape from that air born leap. The ref begins to slowly count both men out. 1...2...3... Gambler is up on his feet as he pulls Big Sal up. 4...5...6 Gambler shoves Big Sal into the ring and Gambler follows him in. Both men slowly get up as they meet face to face yet again. Gambler slaps Big Sal across the face. Sal gets an angry look on his face as he kicks Gambler in the gut. As Gambler falls to his knees, he leans back and bumps the ref whom falls down. Gambler low blows Big Sal and Sal goes down in a heap. Gambler gets up and pulls Sal to his feet. Gambler knees Sal and nails a power bomb. Sal is laid out in the ring as Gambler head to the corner and begins to scale to the top of the turnbuckle.]

JR: Could it be? The Royal Flush?

King: I'd bet on it.

[Gambler stands on the turnbuckle as he gestures that he's mooning the crowd. Gambler proceeds to hit The Royal Flush. Gambler goes for the cover as the ref is back on his feet and paying attention now. The ref counts the pin... 1...2...3!]

Gaffney: Gambler hits the Royal Flush and gets the win.

JR: These two guys gave it what they had and what a damn close match.

King: CURTAINS!

Gaffney: ...

(Note: Close match, just as a staff we liked the text of Gamblers RP a bit better.)

(We return from commercial break... "Welcome to heartbreak" played and Randy Evans began walking down the ring, accompanied by his manager, Melina Perez.)

Ring Announcer: The following is scheduled for one fall... Making his way to the ring first, from St. Louis, Missouri, weighing in at two hundred and forty five pounds, accompanied by Melina, Randy Evans!!

(Randy Evans slid into the ring and awaited the arrival of his opponent.)

("Adrenaline" played and Ricky Ramon made his way to the ring.)

Ring Announcer: And the opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, Ricky Ramon!!

(Ricky Ramon walked into the ring and stared Randy Evans down.)

Kris Gaffney: I wonder if Ricky Ramon's feeling better from those two kicks to the skull... I bet he finds it hard to "think" straight.

Jim Ross: Although I find your taste in puns very stale, I cannot help but agree with that.

Jerry Lawler: Oh, give Gaffney a break J.R.

(Both men, now settled in the ring, are ready to begin the match... The referee calls for the bell and the match begins... Ricky Ramon leaped at Randy Evans and began punching him in the face. Randy Evans protected his face as the referee started counting, due to Ricky Ramon's disobedience...1..........................2.........................3.....................4... Ricky Ramon rolled off of Randy Evans and picked him up. He Irish whipped Randy Evans into the turnbuckle as hard as he can and an echo was heard through the crowd as Randy Evans hit the turnbuckle with heavy impact... He hit the mat canvas and Ricky Ramon approached him and picked him up once again. Ricky Ramon executed a scoop slam on Randy Evans and went into the cover...1...................................2...................................kick out by Randy Evans.)

Jim Ross: By the look of things, Ricky Ramon came here with a vengeance.

Jerry Lawler: My thoughts exactly...

Kris Gaffney: Yeah, he sure has his "head in the game".

Jim Ross: Oh not again...

(Ricky Ramon picks Randy Evans up and goes for a German suplex, but Randy Evans flips behind him and grabs him by the neck and hits a backbreaker. Randy Evans goes into the cover... 1...................................2................................... Ricky Ramon kicks out... Randy Evans stomped Ricky Ramon three times before picking him up to his feet... Randy Evans grabbed Ricky Ramon by the back of the head and walked him over to the turnbuckle... He began slamming Ricky Ramon's head into the turnbuckle then turned him around and began driving his shoulder into the gut of Ramon... Randy Evans backed up a few steps and hit Ricky Ramon with a running elbow to the jaw... The crowd echoed as Ricky Ramon slowly slid to a sitting position on the mat canvas at the ropes... Randy Evans let out a cocky smirk to the crowd and grabbed the top ropes and began kicking Ricky Ramon in the chest and throat. The referee pulled Randy Evans away from Ricky Ramon but he went right back and began kicking him in the same areas again. The referee began counting... 1....................2..........................3..........................4...Randy Evans stopped kicking Ramon and turned around and started arguing with the referee a little. With the little time Evans spent arguing, Ricky Ramon got to his feet, bracing on the turnbuckle. Randy Evans turned around and noticed that and he ran to Ricky Ramon again, attempting a shoulder to Ricky Ramon's mid-section, but Ricky Ramon moved out of the way and Randy Evans went shoulder first into the iron post... Randy Evans eventually caught his composure and when he turned around he received a hard kickboxing kick to the mouth. Randy Evans fell backwards slowly and cradled his mouth as Ricky Ramon braced on the ropes, trying to get some of his stamina back... Randy Evans began crawling to his feet, using the ring ropes and Ricky Ramon motioned towards him, Ricky Ramon Irish whipped Randy Evans into the opposite set of ropes. Randy Evans came running back. Ricky Ramon hopped over his head and then layed on the floor as Randy Evans hit the other set of ropes and hopped over him, Ricky Ramon got up and hit Randy Evans with a judo hip toss, and transitioned the maneuver into a submission-style arm bar... Ricky Ramon kept the hold applied as the referee asked Randy Evans if he wanted to submit to the move or not. Randy Evans repeatedly uttered "no" and began using his free hand to drag himself to the ropes... Randy Evans dug his fingernails into the mat as he was squealing due to the pain of the hold Ricky Ramon had locked in on him. Randy Evans got to the bottom rope and placed a tight grip on it as the referee forced Ricky Ramon to release the hold. Randy Evans stayed curled in the corner aiding his now free arm and Ricky Ramon, still on the attack, approached him, trying to pick him up. But Randy Evans grabs him by the shorts and throws him through the ropes.)

Jerry Lawler: Clearly a desperation move by Randy Evans there.

Kris Gaffney: You can't blame Randy Evans. Ricky Ramon's on a rampage right now.

Jim Ross: What, no pun about Ricky Ramon's head this time?

Kris Gaffney: Must everything always be a joke with you J.R?

Jim Ross: Oh brother...

(Ricky Ramon slid into the ring after re-gaining his composure. Randy Evans was already at his feet and the two began exchanging jabs... Randy Evans eventually powered out of the brawl and kicked Ricky Ramon in the stomach. He hit Ricky Ramon with a clothesline and Ramon hit the mat. Randy Evans measured him. Randy Evans ran to the ropes and came back with a fist to the forehead of Ricky Ramon... Randy Evans dragged Ricky Ramon into the corner of the ring by the turnbuckle. Randy Evans climbed to the second rope and hit Ricky Ramon in the forehead with a slow falling fist... Randy Evans went into the cover... 1...................................2................................... kick out by Ricky Ramon. Randy Evans picked Ricky Ramon up and hit him with a vertical suplex... Randy Evans got on top of Ricky Ramon and began punching him hard in the skull. The referee eventually pulled Randy Evans off of Ricky Ramon and he sneered at the official. He picked Ricky Ramon up again and attempted a punch to the skull, but Ricky Ramon blocked and kicked Randy Evans in the skull, then the mid-section, then the ribs and then swept Randy Evans' feet right out from under him. Ricky Ramon taunted at the crowd and climbed to the top turnbuckle. He was waiting for Randy Evans to rise to his feet, but instead, Randy Evans' manager, Melina Perez climbed on the apron, catching the referee and Ricky Ramon's attention... While the referee was occupied with Melina, Randy Evans quickly sprung to his feet and pushed Ricky Ramon, causing Ramon to land on his groin... Randy Evans pulled Ramon from the top turnbuckle and threw him to the floor... Randy Evans checked to make sure the referee was still with Melina and exposed the top turnbuckle... He picked Ricky Ramon up and lifted him, attempting to throw Ramon face first into the exposed turnbuckle, but instead, Ricky Ramon hopped off of Randy Evans' shoulder and pushed him. Randy Evans' head bounced off of the exposed iron turnbuckle.)

Jim Ross: A severe turn of events there for Randy Evans.

Jerry Lawler: Indeed J.R... He could have caused himself the match there.

Kris Gaffney: And if he does that, he won't be able to make Ricky Ramon just another tragedy...

(Randy Evans grabbed his skull and curled up in the corner. Ricky Ramon went into the cover... The referee, now finished with Melina Perez, began counting...1...................................2................................... Kick out by Randy Evans. Ricky Ramon picked him up and Irish whipped him into the opposite turnbuckle. Randy Evans was groggy on the ropes, and Ricky Ramon backed up a few steps and ran into Randy Evans, hitting him with a massive shoulder... Randy Evans slowly hit the floor and Ricky Ramon climbed to the top rope once again, this time with no interruption. Randy Evans slowly climbed to his feet and Ricky Ramon leaped from the top rope and connected to the chest of Randy Evans with a missile dropkick. Ricky Ramon immediately went into the cover... 1...................................2................................... Randy Evans kicked out. Ricky Ramon picked him up and attempted to go for the Green Mile, but Randy Evans arched his back up and threw Ricky Ramon over his head. Ricky Ramon got up slowly and walked straight into the tragedy! Randy Evans went into the cover...1.................................2.......................................3!!!)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, Randy Evans!!

Jim Ross: Randy Evans picked up the win there.

Jerry Lawler: That's right J.R. His first EMF win.

Kris Gaffney: Whoops, looks like Ricky Ramon's a tragedy now.

(Randy Evans got his hand raised by the referee, and started walking away, but stopped when he looked back at Ricky Ramon... He picked the unconscious Ricky Ramon up and dragged him to the turnbuckle and placed his legs between the ropes... Randy Evans squeezed Ricky Ramon's head, looked at the crowd and DDT'd Ricky Ramon off of the turnbuckle. Ramon's head bounced off of the mat canvas due to the impact of the DDT... But, by the look of things, Randy Evans still wasn't finished... He called Melina into the ring and she gladly slid in... He whispered something in her ear and Melina smirked and nodded. Randy Evans dragged Ricky Ramon to the center of the ring and Melina grabbed Ramon's head by the chin. Randy Evans walked to the turnbuckle and grinned. He measured Ricky Ramon and ran as fast as he could. He punted Ricky Ramon in the head and the sound from the impact shivered throughout the entire arena. Randy Evans and Melina slid out of the ring as the referee called for medics, who came running down the ramp with a stretcher.)

Jim Ross: My god! Randy Evans has just punted Ricky Ramon in the skull for a third consecutive time.

Jerry Lawler: Evans just couldn't walk away with a win under his belt, he just had to end it on such a vicious note.

Kris Gaffney: I think we have a preview of what's to come from Randy Evans in his EMF future.

(Randy Evans walked up the ramp grinning as the medics placed Ricky Ramon on the stretcher... The EMF copyright information flashed across the screen and Saturday Shockwave came to an official ending.)