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JR-Wow, a real person ] JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, Im good ol' JR along side Jerry "The King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-We have a great show for you tonight. Kris Gaffney-Headlined by Tommy Moss trying to prove he belongs in the IC division with Ricky Ramon. JR-Should be a good match. [The begining of Shockwave starts with a video package about the history between SammyExtreme.] Jr-Hello and Welcome to Saturday Night Shockwave.In a couple of seconds we are going to have an interview with SammyExtreme. King-Well you are... Jr-None the less I am looking forward to talking to him. [Sammy appears on the EMF-Tron] Jr-Hello Sammy how is your injury healing up? Sammy-Actually it is healing up very well im expected to be back soon. Jr-After you cost Marquise the victory last week do you think he is going to try to get back at you? Sammy-First of all I did more that cost him a victory.I sent him a message.I wanted Payback.I think if Maquise is not a coward he will fight me in a flaming tables match at Return of an Era. Jr-One last question Sammy.Do yu really think you can pull this off? Sammy-Of course.After this match at Return of an Era I will be the one that is standing.And marquise is going to be carried out on a stretcher. ("Rest in Peace" blasts on the PA system as the lights turn off, and the Undertaker slowly makes his way to the ring.) JR-The Undertaker is making a special appearance. King-It seems that he didn't take kindly to Troy's message. Kris Gaffney-Now Troy he ain't hurtin anyone ("Through the fire and the flames" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.) JR-Last week Troy Gafgen went on to disrespect some of the legends in this business. King-Wonder how that's going to work out for him? Kris Gaffney-Aren't you a legend? King-Aren't you a legendary jobber? Kris Gaffney-Hey that's right! Damn Gafgen! [Troy Gafgen and the Undertaker stand in the middle of the ring, and they stare down. Troy Gafgen is the first to throw a fist to the face, and connects. The Undertaker answers back, the two big men fire back fists to the face. Neither of the wrestlers moving backwards, finally Troy Gafgen backs up on one. The Undertaker goes for a fist to the face, but Troy Gafgen ducks it. The Undertaker turns around, and Troy Gafgen tries to go for a fist to the face of the Undertaker. But the Undertaker thinks quickly, and blocks the punch, and hits a big head butt that puts Troy Gafgen down to the mat, and Troy Gafgen gets up to his feet. The Undertaker pulls up Troy Gafgen, The Undertaker tries to whip Troy Gafgen off of the ropes, but it's reversed. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes, The Undertaker bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, The Undertaker comes off of the ropes, and hits a running DDT that connects with Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen bounces up, stunned, and Troy Gafgen gets knocked down to the mat with a hard punch to the face. Troy Gafgen goes down to the mat, and the Undertaker tries to whip Troy Gafgen to the ropes, but it's reversed. The Undertaker comes into the corner, and crashes into it. Troy Gafgen goes for what seems to be a body avalanche. The Undertaker moves out of the way, and Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner, and Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner. Troy Gafgen stumbles out of the corner, and the Undertaker is coming off of the ropes, and hits a running big boot to the face of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen goes down to the mat, and the Undertaker goes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and comes crashing down with a big leg drop that connects on Troy Gafgen. The Undertaker goes into the cover, and gets a 1 ..2 .kick out by Troy Gafgen.] JR-Troy Gafgen doesn't want to go down that easy. King-Yeah, that wouldn't be good for his new thing. Kris Gaffney-Then he'd have to get a new thing. [Undertaker pulls up Troy Gafgen, twists his arm, and drags him into the corner, and climbs up to the top rope. He walks the ropes, and tries to go for old school, but as he's flying through the air, Troy Gafgen turns into the Undertaker, and catches him in mid air into a bear hug. Troy Gafgen drives down the Undertaker into the corner, Troy Gafgen hits a few shoulders to the gut, and Troy Gafgen whips the Undertaker to the opposite side of the ring. The Undertaker crashes into the corner, and stumbles out of the corner of the ring. Right to Troy Gafgen who hits a standing spike spinebuster that plants the Undertaker. Troy Gafgen falls on the ropes as he's trying to rest up, once he's able to try to get up to his feet. The Undertaker sits up, Troy Gafgen backs up as the Undertaker gets up to his feet. Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip the Undertaker to the ropes. But it's reversed, and the Undertaker bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen turns around, and the Undertaker and Troy Gafgen both hit double boots on each other. Troy Gafgen falls to the ropes, and the Taker stumbles back as well. The Undertaker charges at Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen is able to duck under, and low bridge the ropes and the Undertaker falls out of the ring. Troy Gafgen rolls out of the ring, and see's the Undertaker getting up near the barricade. Troy Gafgen lifts up the Undertaker up, and drops his face on the steel steps. The Undertaker stumbles away dazed, and Troy Gafgen comes from behind him, and smashes The Undertakers face into the steel steps. The Undertaker once again dazed stumbles away from Troy Gafgen. But Troy Gafgen decides he doesn't want to give someone like the legendary Undertaker room to beath, so he stalks just behind the Undertaker, and when he catches up to him. He throws him into the ring. Troy Gafgen climbs up to the apron, and goes up to the top rope, the crowd boo's them. Troy Gafgen tells them to shut up as the Undertaker is slowly getting to his feet, and Troy Gafgen moves into position.] JR-Troy Gafgen looks like he wants to go for the kill here. King-Well, look who he's facing. He's going to want to as fast as possible [The Undertaker gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen leaps off of the top rope, but the Taker grabs Troy Gafgen by the throat as he's going for a double axe handle. The Taker lifts up Troy Gafgen for a choke slam. But Troy Gafgen gets out of it, and slides out of the back of the Undertaker. The Undertaker turns around, and gets hit with the Crack of Dawn! The Undertaker is down, but is getting up on his hands and knee's. Troy Gafgen answers this with a running kick to the side of the head that puts down the Taker. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1 ..2 ..3!]
("Cody Rhodes theme" blasts on the PA system as Cody Rhodes walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Cody Rhodes has a lot of potential. King-But doesn't have a good theme. Kris Gaffney-I think were looking at Jackie's next husband. They can live in generic theme bliss. ("On your knees" blasts on the PA system as Jack Swagger walks to the ring, and he steps inside of ring.) JR-Speaking of potential, this man has a lot of it. With all his credentials. King-What? Smiling a lot? Kris Gaffney-He does do that a lot [Cody Rhodes and Jack Swagger pace around the ring, Cody Rhodes tries to go for a fist, but it's ducked under by Jack Swagger who goes behind Cody Rhodes, and goes for a belly to back suplex. It's countered by Cody Rhodes rolling out of the back of Jack Swagger. Cody Rhodes runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Jack Swagger turns around, and gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks down Jack Swagger. Jack Swagger gets up to his feet. Cody Rhodes hit a kick to the gut, and runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Cody Rhodes hits a running knee lift, Jack Swagger stumbles around stunned. Cody Rhodes hits a kick to the gut, sets up Jack Swagger, and hits a snap suplex on Jack Swagger. Jack Swagger crashes on the mat, and Cody Rhodes makes sure that he keeps the pressure on Jack Swagger by hitting a few stomps on the downed Jack Swagger. The ref warns Cody Rhodes about giving Jack Swagger some space. Cody Rhodes back up a few steps, but it was mostly to allow Jack Swagger to get up with the help of the ropes, and just before he can get up Cody Rhodes pushes down on Jack Swaggers back. The ref counts to 4, and finally Cody Rhodes lets go of the choke, and once again backs off as the ref warns him. Cody Rhodes pulls up Jack Swagger, and whips him to the ropes, but it's reversed. Cody Rhodes bounces off of the ropes, and Jack Swagger tries to hit a hip toss, but it's countered with Cody Rhodes flowing over, and going for a hip toss of his own. But Jack Swagger is able to block it as well, Jack Swagger hits a knee lift to the gut, separating Cody Rhodes from him for a moment, but keeping a hold on his arm. He pulls in Cody Rhodes for an attempted short arm clothesline, but it's ducked under by Cody Rhodes. Jack Swagger turns around, and Cody Rhodes kicks Jack Swagger in the gut, and hits a DDT that plants Jack Swaggers head into the mat. Cody Rhodes goes into the cover, and gets the 1 2 .Jack Swagger kicks out just before the three count. Cody Rhodes quickly puts on a chin lock.] JR-Cody Rhodes almost put away the All American, American with that move. King-A few months ago .it would have. Kris Gaffney-Some finishers seem to lose their credibility once a new one shows up... [Jack Swagger looks for a way out of the hold, and he gets to his feet. Jack Swagger goes to the side of Cody Rhodes, and hits a belly to back suplex on Cody Rhodes. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and slowly both of them get up to their feet. Cody Rhodes get up to his feet. Being the less beaten down of the two, he goes for a clothesline on Jack Swagger. But Jack Swagger ducks under it, Cody Rhodes continues to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Jack Swagger is able to hit a belly to belly suplex that sends Cody Rhodes flying through the air, and crashing on the mat. Jack Swagger is able to take a few moments to rest up as Cody Rhodes takes a little bit to get up to his feet. Once he does, he's very stunned, and Cody Rhodes goes for a fist to the face of Jack Swagger. Jack Swagger ducks under it, Cody Rhodes turns around to where Jack Swagger is waiting for him. Cody Rhodes stumbles into the waiting Jack Swagger who takes him down with a double leg take down. He aims to the nearest turnbuckle. Then hits a catapault that sends Cody Rhodes flying across the ring, and Cody Rhode's face hits on the top turnbuckle. Cody Rhodes backs up seemly dazed on his feet right into Jack Swagger who hits a release germen suplex. Cody Rhodes crashes hard on the mat. This finally allows Jack Swagger some time to get fully recovered, and ready to go on the offensive. Jack Swagger slowly gets up to his feet as Cody Rhodes gets up to his feet in the corner. Jack Swagger hits a running clothesline in the corner. Jack Swagger backs up, as Cody Rhodes stumble towards him. Jack Swagger sets up, and hits an exploder t-bone suplex right into the cover on Cody Rhodes. The ref counts 1 2 kick out by Cody Rhodes.] JR-Cody Rhodes isn't going to give it up that easily. King-I thought he was just a common man? Kris Gaffney-Eeerr that was his Dad. [Jack Swagger waits as Cody Rhodes gets up, kicks him in the gut, and goes for the swagger bomb. But Cody Rhodes elbows out of the move, he stumbles into the corner. Swagger goes for a splash, but it's Cody Rhodes moves out of the way. Swagger stumbles backwards, and Cody Rhodes hits the Cross Rhodes! He goes into the cover, and gets the 1 2 .3!] JR-Cody Rhodes has won this match. (Note: RP wise Swagger probably won, but his RP was late, therefore it can't count.) ("My World" blasts on the PA system as Chris Legend walks down to the ring with Barbie Jean. He slides into the ring, and waits for his opponent.) JR-Last week Chris Legend stuck his nose into Gamblers match. King-Guess he figured if he was going to mess with one Evolution member, might as well complete it. Kris Gaffney-Guess so! ("Iron Man" blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike walks out on the stage with a microphone, he gives a grin down to Chris Legend as he signals for the music to cut. He raises the microphone, and begins talking.) .::Prez Mike::.-You know, I've been hearing a lot about you changing the gimmick of this match, and I just came out here to know who died and gave you power? As much as I'm up for hardcore, I think it's a matter of not letting you think that you think you have any say in this matter whatsoever. So this match will stay as it was scheduled to be, but I'm sure if you ever want something hardcore in the future, I'll have no problem using my power to give you what you want Legend. You see Legend, you consider yourself as someone who is going to bring the EXTREME back to the EMF. Because you just see us as an ECW rip off, well let me assure you. If there is anyone who's idea's are more ripped off in professional wrestling today it's clearly me. But that's a story for a different time, and place, because I'm going to tell you what the Extreme really means. Were not just the Extreme Federation, were the Extreme Measures Federation. Extreme Measures that were taken after the failure of the WWAC, the EMF's sister federation. Were not just a one trick pony, we don't just throw two people in a Extreme match, and see what happens. We go beyond that, we take Extreme Measures to be a new level of excellence, and we've never faulted in that in the near ten years this federation has been alive. So while I appreciate someone who wants to keep that standard up, I think you should start learn what were about, before you "save us" ..oh yeah, when your done with the Gambler. Win or lose, there is someone else interested in seeing if you are everything you say you are. Legend smirks as if brushing off the attempt by Prez Mike to school him* Chris: Oh really? (smiles) and just who would be dumb enough to test out that already proven fact. (shrugs) Dewey "Duckman" Pond, Chad "Country boy" Vargas? oh oh wait I know I know its gotta be Jack Swagger! (laughs) Anybody with a dusty rhodes rip off speech impediment has got to be stupid enough to try their hand against (points to himself) REAL competition. Legend and Barbie laughs as they wait for Mike to respond .::Prez Mike::. -All would be very interesting...especially since the last time you were in the ring Dewey Pond pushed you to the limit like no one havs. The rest you mentioned, who knows? But relax, it's no one you mentioned. In fact, the person I have in mind, you two have a lot in common. Just like you, were not too sure if he can live up to his name either. But when he was in my office, he was very interested in proving his newly found reputation against you, and I know you'll be interested to face him. Because his past record speaks for itself, and the fact he's taken out two legends in two weeks in a row. So since I like competition, next week you'll be facing the former world champion....Troy Gafgen. Legend bursts out laughing as does Barbie, legend laughs harder and harder then ends up rolling around in the ring laughing. finally he gets up pulling himself up from help from the ropes and calms down* Chris: Troy Gafgen huh? (laughs) Well pal like the past favorites you've placed me against, it will be my pleasure to take little Troy and put him on the list of those not able to cut it against real competition. Hell make it a tv title defense as I assure little Gafgen will be no problem for The Real Legend, even though we both know Troy like the rest of the EMF roster isn't worthy of a title shot cause we all know I am destined to reign as the EMF TV Champ for a very long time, fact I will beat the longest reigning record while in process of proving to you of being your company's greatest addition to your weekly and PPV programming. So yeah Mikey I'm game for next week as I live for proving others to be nothing but overrated hype! and that is exactly what I see Troy being just as I see Gambler being and tonight I will prove that to be nothing but the fucking truth! .::Prez Mike::.-Once again Legend, you have over stepped your bounds. I don't doubt that Troy is more than a worthy contender for another time; however, you have much more to worry about. Such as the PPV we have coming up called Return of an Era, and I know you'll have your hands full as it is with X-Tazte. I hear enough conspiracy theories from you, I rather not hear another one about how I cost you the TV title making you defend it two weeks in a row. Besides, you mistake me for someone that is against you. All I want to see is some competition against two men who are trying to prove themselves to be what they CLAIM to be, nothing more, nothing less. legend: non title or not the same result will still take place and that is me standing tall just as I will in about five minutes, and as for your so called big plans (laughs) You should know by now that I don't sweat anything your mind comes up with, and I sure as well won't sweat whats to come at the PPV now how about you quit stalling your boytoy's execution and have that idiot Gambler prance on out here so I may kick his ass cause you know I do other business to tend to tonight, (looks at Barbie and he winks at her) Prez Mike: (smirks) Gladly Legend! ("The Gambler" blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Gambler is very quick to anger, I hope Chris Legend knows what he's getting into. King-You won't like me when I'm angry! Kris Gaffney- ..that'll probably piss Gambler off King-You think? [Chris Legend and the Gambler pace around the ring, and they lock up. Before the Gambler can use his strength advantage, Chris Legend is able to go behind the Gambler, and hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Gambler. The Gambler is stunned a little bit, but he is able to catch Chris Legend with a back elbow to the face. Chris Legend goes down to the mat, and the Gambler turns around as Chris Legend gets up to his feet by the ropes. The Gambler goes for a running big boot to the face, but Chris Legend is able to duck under. The Gambler gets crotched on the top rope, Chris Legend hits a standing drop kick that knocks the Gambler over the top rope, and down to the mat around ring side. Chris Legend takes his time as the Gambler tries to get back up on the apron quickly, but Chris Legend hits a baseball slide that takes the Gambler's base right out from under him. Chris Legend falls off of the apron, and hits his face on the apron. The Gambler falls back down to the mat, but he gets up to his feet fairly quickly. Chris Legend spring boards over the top rope, and hits a cross body block diver over the top rope that catches the Gambler. Chris Legend and the Gambler goes down to the mat. Chris Legend grabs the Gambler, and brings him up with him, then smashes his head on the steel steps. The Gambler stumbles around, and Chris Legend rolls the Gambler into the ring, Chris Legend mocks someone in the front row, and climbs up to the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. The Gambler slowly gets up to his feet, and Chris Legend leaps off of the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick that knocks down The Gambler down to the mat. Chris Legend goes into the cover, and gets a 1 ..2 .kick out by the Gambler. Chris Legend goes flying away from the Gambler. The Gambler sits up, Chris Legend hits a quick low drop kick. Chris Legend hits a few stomps on the downed Gambler. The Gambler gets up to his feet in the corner, and Chris Legend tries to go for a fist to the face. But the Gamblert is able to block the punch, and hits a big head butt to Chris Legend that takes him down to the mat. The Gambler falls back trying to recover.] JR-The Gambler has been beaten to the punch thus far. King-Guess we know not to say anything about Barbie. Kris Gaffney-You know who I always hated ..Ken .smart mouth, thinks he's better than me ..what? I meant Ken Kennedy. (I have a sister.) [Gambler stays in the corner, and Chris Legend quickly runs at the Gambler. The Gambler tries to throw a punch, but it's blocked by Chris Legend who hits a rake to the eyes. The Gambler falls back into the corner once again, Chris Legend climbs up to the top rope, and starts to a start a 10 punch combo. The Gambler gets hit with 1 2 3 ..4 ..5 6 .7 ..the Gambler walks out of the corner, and then drives down Chris Legend down to the mat with a power bomb on Chris Legend. The Gambler falls backwards into the corner, and takes a few moments to rest up. Chris Legend stumbles stunned, and daze goes towards the Gambler is, and the Gambler grabs Chris Legend by the neck and throws him hard into the corner with almost a two handed toss. Chris Legend almost bounces out of the corner, but the Gambler is able to keep him into the corner with a combination of fists to the face, and the gut. The Gambler hits a big one, and that rocks Chris Legend in the corner. The ref does warn the Gambler, the Gambler backs out for a second, but it doesn't matter, because Chris Legend is stumbling out of the corner anyways. The Gambler hits a whip to the corner, and follows him into the corner. As Chris Legend crashes into the corner, the Gambler comes running the corner to meet him with a clothesline into that corner. The Gambler backs out of the corner, and Chris Legend dazed comes out of the corner, and the Gambler picks up Chris Legend. Then drives him down hard into a side walk slam. The Gambler goes into the cover, and gets the 1 .2 .kick out by Chris Legend just before the three count! Chris Legend gets up dazed, and the Gambler hits a few fists to the face. Then tries to whip Chris Legend to the ropes. But it's reversed, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler leaps in the air, and hits a flying shoulder block that connects. Chris Legend gets up slowly, and stumbles right into the waiting arms of the Gambler who picks up Chris Legend, and holds him up, and drives Chris Legend into a military press slam!] JR-The Gambler is just over powering Chris Legend. King-That's not Legendary! Kris Gaffney-Where is Jarred when you need him, he could hit the LEGENDARY END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [The Gambler waits as Chris Legend stumbles up to his feet, and the Gambler goes for a choke slam, but Chris Legend gets out of the grasp of the Gambler. Chris Legend pushes the Gambler forward almost into the ref, but the ref is able to get through the ropes on the apron, Gambler turns around, and Chris Legend charging at Gambler, but Gambler lifts him up for what seems to be a power bomb, but drops him backwards not where he wanted to. Chris Legend ends up hitting the ref with almost a seated senton. Both Legend and the ref are down on the mat. The Gambler pulls Chris Legend up by his hair, and tries to go for something. But we won't ever know what he was going for, as Legend is able to counter with a hang man that sends Gambler back. Chris Legend grabs the barbwire bat, and slides into the ring. He charges at the Gambler with the bat trying to go after his head. But it's countered with a big boot to the face, the Gambler kicks the bat out of the ring. He picks up Chris Legend, and hits one .two .three .four rolling belly to back suplexes to complete the four of a kind. He pulls up Chris Legend up to his feet, and puts him on the top turnbuckle. The Gambler climbs up to the top rope, and sets up Chris Legend for the Royal Flush. But out of no where, Chris Legend hits Gambler on the top of the head with a bat he was concealing somewhere on him. The Gambler goes down to the mat hard. He gets up to his feet as Chris Legend gets rid of the bat as the ref is coming to, and rolling into the ring (he didn't see anything). The Gambler stumbles right into a kick, and an Outshiner! Chris Legend goes into the cover, and gets a 1 .2 ..3!] JR-Chris Legend took advantage of the ref not being conscious there. King-Hey if you can't make the rules, you get around them? (Note: This decision is down to what was Legend's best RP. If it was any other RP, it'd probably be a different out come. His best one happened to be the second one, which had just as much solid material as Gambler's two RP's did (maybe a step or two behind, but not far away at all). His first RP was good enough (despite some rough patches) to say that Legend probably had it right there. The third RP, despite being a mixed bag as far as quality text is what sealed it. Like last week, I didn't get the entire staff to look over these problem spots. But hopefully it's forgiven, he is sick, so I had to go with what we had.) {As Chris Legend stood up celebrate his victory. The lights went out in the arena. Up in the raftors lights shined on X-Tazte dressed in his red body gear. After the crowd noticed him the lights went out. Moments later all of the lights in the arena came up and X-Tazte was standing behind Chris Legend. As legend turned around confused X-Tazte gave a boot to Chris' mid section doubling him over. Afterwards X-Tazte placed his hands in front of his face in an X then grabbed Legend and set him up and nailed the Tazte Injection! X-Tazte went and grabbed the T.V. championship. X-Tazte stared at the championship in his hands, straddled both feet over Legend standing over him, then raised the championship in the air. The lights went back out and when the came up again the championship was draped over Legend's waste and X-Tazte was gone.} (Our scene opens. We are live in the presidents office. John Cena sits behind his desk, looking clearly troubled by something.) Cena: Where on earth is he... (Suddenly the door opens, and in steps the a face that we haven't seen in quite a while. "Captain Charisma" Christian looks panicked as he slams the door. Then he realizes what office he's in.) .::Christian::.-Oh hey Cena....eeerrr, I wouldn't go out there if I were you! Cena Really? Whys that? .::Christian::.-Oh....I told Maria that her and Mickie could have a lesbian party in my room. She didn't take too kindly to that, damn finger nails. Damn, it's not like I assaulted her paint or something with my paint strippers. Cena: Erm.... alright. Damn if only that had worked... sure the videos of that you no doubt would have made would take my mind off things. .::Christian::.-Yeah, I know! Much better than trying to get your ex-wife in the sack. She wouldn't go for the bag over head thing, but now I'm a little afraid of what it'd be like. *mocking Jackie* Oh this is the best sex there ever was, no other sex could be any better. It's not because of you, it's because of me! me! me! *end mocking Jackie* I was suppose to be somewhere, but in my haste to get away I forgot where. So what exactly is on your mind? Cena: Im beginning to wonder if your the right man to discuss this with.... I doubt you could understand such things. But err.... its a woman. The same woman thats been on my mind for.... ages now. .::Christian::.-Aw, I know where this is going, of course I'm the right man to discuss this with. The chicks all dig the Captain, they just don't want to admit it. You just watch, soon Maria will forget she was mad at me, and think she actually agreed to do as I said. It's all apart of plan...anyways....what, you missing Nat or something? Cena: Erm... not exactly. Sort of but... I dont know. I get the feeling she might not be the one for me anymore.... I just cant stop thinking about... someone else. .::Christian::.-Really? Hope it's not her sister, I could tell she digged the Captain, so you might be out of luck. *Christian starts to drink water* Cena: Erm... no its not Laura. I mean shes a lovely girl and all but.... no. Its someone else. Its... probably even worse than if it was Laura in many ways... .::Christian::.-So who is it....let me take a guess, just for fun.....who's the worse situation I could think of.....oh god....Ashlee Ikeda *vomits*. Cena: No... its... err... not that bad. But I didn't bring you here not to tell you... so heres goes. Its...... Amy. .:::Christian::.-........you're kidding, right? You can't be serious, that was a good joke Cena, seriously...you should work on your believeility, Amy's been a pain in the ass for you for years, and years....and years. Cena: Im serious man. I wish I wasn't... but I am. I don't have a clue why its happened... but it has. .::Christian::.-Seriously......I mean, she's hot and everything. But she's like....Amy, why her? Cena: I really don't know. Theres just something about her. I can't stop thinking about her. Its going to drive me insane. .::Christian::.-Well, as I said she is kinda hot, but how deep are we talking here? I mean we all have thoughts of screwing that time to time. I know I have...*stares into space, then snaps out of it*..But ANYWAYS, it all doesn't matter in the end, she's too goody, goody to actually do it. Cena: No... its more than that. I don't just want to screw her... though obviously I want that too. But I think i'm falling in love with her.... I need her. (Christian stares into space as he slowly drinks his water, and begins to choke on it. Once he's done with that, he looks up and says.) .::Christian::.-Boy, you really DID picked the wrong guy....um.....how could this happen? I mean seriously man, she's the most tied down diva I know. I'm even counting Jackie, who still ties herself down to you, even though you guy's broke up. Plus she has like a kid.... Cena: I know. You can't help who you fall for though. Believe me, she'd be last on my list if I could. The kid doesn't bother me though... I got enough as it is... having one more around wouldn't hurt. Id put up with it... to have her. .::Christian::.-Geez....I would have believed you more of you said you were in love with Vickie Guerrero. Well, here is the main problem, your married...currently. She's married...and she hates you. So I guess it's a matter of how, can even you pull that off? Cena: I have no idea what i'll do.... but I will have to try something. Its going to drive me insane, it'll kill me if I don't. .::Christian::.-Eeeerrrr, I don't know what to tell you man, I mean we ran down Jericho, took him out of the picture. She hasn't shown one sign of even having any urges, and you got to believe she hasn't gotten any for a long time. Honestly, I think you'd have to be insane to even attempt to go after her. Oh well, I think I better be going...I'm sure Maria's forgotten all about what I said, and she's ready to come to the Captain. (Christian gives a grin, and walks out of the room. Suddenly you hear a yell from outside of the door, it's Christian who is yelling "she hasn't forgotten!". Cena shakes his head, and starts to think some more as we fade back into ringside.) ("Hollywood Undead" blasts on the PA system as Vampire Christ walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) Kris Gaffney-I'm waiting for him to change his theme song to "burning Hot Topic". King-Na, he'd never do that it's the Vampire's base. JR- ("Cowboy" blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks to the ring.) JR-Chad Vargas is going to test Vampire Christ, possibly either one of these two could be a contender for the Extreme title that Tyson Tomko holds. King-I don't think he understands the darkness persay Kris Gaffney-He must be from Scottsdale! [Vampire Christ slides out of the ring, and Chad Vargas, and Vampire Christ and Chad Vargas trade fists to the face, and Vampire Christ puts together a few punches to the face. But it's returned by Chad Vargas after ducking one, and Vampire Christ turns around. Vampire Christ hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Chad Vargas. Vampire Christ pulls up Chad Vargas, and Chad Vargas answers with a knee to the gut. He doubles over Vampire Christ, and tries to whip Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas tries to whip Vampire Christ to the steps, but its reversed by Vampire Christ, and Chad Vargas goes hard into the steel steps shoulder first. Vampire Christ measures up as Chad Vargas is in a sitting position, and Vampire Christ charges, and hits a running knee into the face. Vampire Christ takes a very dazed Chad Vargas, and throws him into the ring. Vampire Christ climbs up on the apron, and up to the top turnbuckle. Chad Vargas slowly gets up to his feet, and Vampire Christ leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a flying clothesline that connects on Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas goes down to the mat, and stumbles up into the corner. Vampire Christ all of a sudden comes out of no where with a big splash in the corner on Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas slowly stumbles out of the corner, Vampire Christ hits a spinning kick into the gut of Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a running knee lift to the face. Chad Vargas stumbles around holding his face. Vampire Christ hits a kick to the gut, and hits a impaler DDT that plants Chad Vargas on the mat, and Vampire Christ goes into the cover on Chad Vargas. Vampire Christ gets a 1 ..2 ..kick out by Chad Vargas. Vampire Christ rolls out of the ring, and then grabs a chair from the time keeper desk. He rolls into the ring, Chad Vargas is getting up to his feet. Chad Vargas turns towards Vampire Christ, and Chad Vargas gets hit with a jab to the gut with the chair. This doubles over Chad Vargas. Vampire Christ then takes the chair, and smashes Chad Vargas over the back with the chair.] JR-Vampire Christ is taking it to Chad Vargas. King-Alright who spit in his clammato juice? Kris Gaffney-I did .Oh crap! He has my taste in his mouth better get a neck protector [Vampire Christ sets up the chair in the middle of the ring, and pulls up Chad Vargas up to his feet. Chad Vargas gets hit with a few fists to the face by Vampire Christ trying to back to his feet. Vampire Christ tries to whip Chad Vargas to the ropes, but it's reversed. Vampire Christ bounces off of the ropes, and Chad Vargas is able to hit a drop toe hold that sends Vampire Christ face first into the chair. Vampire Christ goes down to the mat, and Chad Vargas doesn't have the strength to continue with this advantage. Chad Vargas rolls into the ring, and gets up to his feet. Vampire Christ slowly gets up to his feet after sometime, Vampire Christ see's Chad Vargas in the corner. Trying to get the advantage back once again, Vampire Christ charges, and leaps, he goes for another big splash. But the difference is this time Chad Vargas moves out of the way, and Vampire Christ crashes into the corner. Vampire Christ turns around, and gets hit with a few fists to the face by Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas then follows that up with a knife edge chop or two, the ref warns him about giving Vampire Christ his space. Chad Vargas ignores the ref as this is a no DQ match. Chad Vargas whips Vampire Christ into the opposite side corner. Vampire Christ crashes into the corner, and Vampire Christ gets hit with a clothesline in the corner by Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas backs off, and allows Vampire Christ to stumble out of the corner. Vampire Chirst goes towards where Chad Vargas is waiting for him. Chad Vargas kicks Vampire Christ in the gut. Chad Vargas goes for a front face lock, and puts him on the top rope. Chad Vargas hits a few fists to the face of Vampire Christ to keep him on the top rope. Chad Vargas climbs up to the top rope, once he gets up there. Chad Vargas hooks Vampire Christ, and hits a super plex that connects. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. But after sometime, slowly Chad Vargas starts to turn, and finally he's able to get his arm over the downed Vampire Christ. The ref counts 1 ..2 Vampire Christ is able to roll his shoulder up just before the three count.] JR-Chad Vargas almost had the pin there. King-I'd say that would be a swerve but then again Chad Vargas was in the "ULTIMATE SWERVE". Kris Gaffney-Still wrong guy. King-Oh well [Chad Vargas climbs out of the ring, and on to the apron. He climbs up to the top rope, but Vampire Christ dives on the top rope. Chad Vargas gets crotched on the top rope. Vampire Christ runs up to the top rope, and goes for the Vampire Bite, but Chad Vargas is able to hit a few fists to the face. Vamprie Christ is stunned, and Chad Vargas pushes Vampire Christ off of the top rope, and he crashes into the mat Chad Vargas gets up on the turnbuckle. He leaps off of the top rope, but Vampire Christ is able to grab a chair, and hold it up as Chad Vargas comes down. Chad Vargas rolls away in pain after hitting the chair. Vampire Christ gets up as Chad Vargas is on his hands and knees, and hits a Okalahoma roll pinning combination on Chad Vargas for the 1 .2 ..3!] JR-Vampire Christ has won this match. King-He took advantage of the no DQ rule, that's for sure. ("Adrenaline" blasts on the PA system as Ricky Ramon walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.) JR-Ricky Ramon is a few weeks separated from winning the IC title. King-Well, he's about to be tested. Tommy Moss is a former IC title contender. Kris Gaffney-And future if he has his way. ("Tommy Moss' theme" blasts on the PA system as Tommy Moss walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tommy Moss is very talented, he's had quite a few wins, and it wouldn't be surprising to see him get a win here. King-Well, when you come from the Bill Belichick ways .you tend to get what you want. Kris Gaffney-Even if you have to "mis-interupt the rules!" [Tommy Moss tries to come into the ring, and Ricky Ramon is quick to hit a quick drop kick that makes Tommy Moss hang over the middle rope by the stomach. Ricky Ramon goes to the second rope, and leaps off of it, and hits a second rope gillitine leg drop that brings Tommy Moss into the ring. Tommy Moss is down in pain, and Ricky Ramon just decides to add to that pain by hitting a few stomps on the downed Tommy Moss. Ricky Ramon after sometime is warned by the ref to let Tommy Moss have his space, Ricky Ramon let him have this, slowly Tommy Moss crawls up to his feet using the ropes. But Ricky was really staying back to allow this, and Ricky Ramon starts to choke Tommy Moss the ref counts to 4, and finally Ricky Ramon lets go of the hold. Ricky Ramon pulls up Tommy Moss the rest of the way up to his feet. Ricky Ramon hits a few fists to the face backing up Tommy Moss near the ropes, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and does. Tommy Moss bounces off of the ropes, and Ricky Ramon hits a hip toss that sends Tommy Moss flying down to the mat, and Tommy Moss slowly gets up to his feet. Ricky Ramon hits a running clothesline that knocks down Tommy Moss. Tommy Moss after that move slowly gets up to his feet. Ricky Ramon kicks Tommy Moss in the gut, doubling him over, then Ricky Ramon sets up Tommy Moss, and hits a snap suplex. Tommy stays down for a while Tommy Moss stumbles dazed towards Ricky Ramon, and Ricky Ramon is able to take down Tommy Moss with a headlock take down, Ricky Ramon puts on the pressure. Tommy Moss gets up to his feet to look for a way out of the hold. Tommy Moss backs up Ricky Ramon to the ropes, and whips Ricky Ramon off of the ropes. Ricky Ramon bounces off of the ropes, and comes off of them. Tommy Moss oges for a clothesline. But it's ducked under by Ricky Ramon, Ricky Ramon bounces off of the other side of the ring. Tommy Moss turns around, and gets hit with a flying ofrearm shot to the face. Ricky Ramon gets up to his feet, Tommy Moss climbs up to his feet. Tommy Moss gets kicked to the gut, set up ..and driven down into the mat with a piledriver!] JR-Think that he'll get up from that King. King-NO! No one gets up from that ever! Kris Gaffney-That's as true as saying my finisher was the greatest .which if you knew my wrestling record, you'd know that's not the case [Ricky Ramon goes into the cover, and gets the 1 2 ..kick out by Tommy Moss. Ricky Ramon would argue with the ref, but instead he does something more productive with his time. He goes into the corner, and motions for Tommy Moss to get up to his feet. Tommy Moss slowly gets up to his feet, and Ricky Ramon goes for his spear. But it's countered with a knee lift to the face, Tommy Moss falls back to the ropes as Ricky Roman is dazed by the move. He see's that Tommy Moss is by the ropes, Ricky Ramon charges at him. But Tommy Moss is able to counter this with a hot shot that sends Ricky Ramon flying to the top rope, Ricky Ramon throat goes into the top rope. He bounces off, and stumbles around, and turns towards Tommy Moss who kicks Ricky Ramon in the gut, and hits a DDT that drives Ricky Ramon into the mat. Tommy Moss can't really follow up right away as he has to take sometime to rest up from the moves he's taken thus far, and he rests up. After a while, Tommy Moss gets up to his feet, as does Ricky Ramon on the other side of the ring. Ricky Ramon charges at Tommy Moss. But Tommy Moss is able to counter this with a standing drop kick that knocks down Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon slowly gets up to his feet, Ricky Ramon gets hit with a few fists to the face that knocks him back to the ropes. Ricky Ramon gets whipped to the ropes. Ricky Ramon bounces off of the ropes, and Tommy Moss goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under by Ricky Ramon, Ricky Ramon goes to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and Tommy Moss hits a leg lariat that knocks down Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon gets up dazed, and Tommy Moss kicks Ricky Ramon in the gut, then sets him up. Then hits a fisherman's suplex with a bridge on Ricky Ramon the ref counts 1 ..2 .kick out by Ricky Ramon!] JR-Tommy Moss almost scored a huge upset on Ricky Ramon there. King-Well he probably wants to get back into the IC title race. This is a good way to do it Kris Gaffney-That's for sure. [Tommy Moss picks up Ricky Ramon, and looks like he's going to go for his finisher, but it's countered into a DDT. Tommy Moss slowly gets up from that move, and Ricky Ramon is able to hit the life sentence on Tommy Moss driving his head into the mat. Ricky Ramon goes into the cover, and gets a 1 ..2 .3 on Tommy Moss.] JR-Out of no where the IC champion is able to pull out this win. Kris Gaffney-Doesn't sound like JR has much faith in Ricky. King-Yeah he had this match in the bag from the start .he was just making Moss think he had a chance (Shockwave goes off the air with Ricky Ramon celebrating his win.)
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