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JR-Cody Rhodes has won this match! King-Was there ever any doubt that he wouldn't? (The EMF logo flashes on the screen, the Shockwave video starts to play, once it ends we go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and lights turn on. Fans are yelling, and waving their signs. Some signs say "Burning down…hot topic", "I came to see Breastanie", and "I'm especially wrong Edge!") JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney. King-We have a great show coming off a even better Payback. Kris Gaffney-Which is better than it was last week! The Kendrick-I feel ripped off… The screen lights up as the lights fall dim and Hollywood Undead’s song “”City”” comes on as we see static and then Sadistikal’s face appears as smoke starts to fill the EMF arena. The screen goes black again and clips of the extreme title match fade in. It ending with Joker’s run in and then the pin fall on Sadistikal and Tomko holding his title up as the Shockwave logo comes to screen. The screen goes black again and Sadistikal steps out from the back and onto the stage. Limping so badly he is using a cane to get down the ramp and to the ring. He gingerly slides under the ropes as the lights come back on and the smoke fades. He gets up and calls for a microphone and a chair. He sets the chair up and sits down as a spot light hits him and the other lights die down. “”As you can fully see I’m unable to compete tonight. You see while this move during last shockwaves match was made. “” Sadistikal point to the screen the match clip airs. “Tyson Tomko came rushing over at Sadistikal, but Sadistikal dropped back down to the floor. Sadistikal grabbed Tomko's legs, and pulled his feet from under him. Sadistikal then grabbed Tomko's left leg and threw it at the ring post. Tomko grabbed a hold of his leg in pain. Sadistikal jumped up on the ring apron and then up onto the ring ropes springboarding off of them into the air and dropping a leg drop across Tomko's throat.” “”You see what I thought was just a simple knee pop was really a torn ACL. How I was able to give you the match of the night after that I’m not sure. What I do know is that next week Joker you and I are going to finish what you started. So while your fighting that Super Hero reject, yeah I called him a super hero reject because that’s what he is a fucking x-poser wannabe.”” A few Boos roar at him. “”So as you and him tumble around like little fucking school boys in this ring, be ready for the ass kicking that is about to come your way…..BITCH!”” ICP’s song “homies” comes on and Sadistikal again gingerly leaves the ring. As he gets a lot more boos from the crowd. ("Evolution" blasts on the PA system as Marquise walks to the ring along with Shelley Martinez.) JR-At Payback, Marquise played a big part in Gambler's win over SammyExtreme. King-Yeah, and Sammy wasn't able to make it because of that. Kris Gaffney-Sammy won't soon forget that. King-He just might though… Kris Gaffney-Oh…. (Before Dewey comes out, Marquise grabs a microphone, and begins to talk) .::Marquise::.-Now I know what you are thinking, you are wondering why I decided to get involved with SammyExtreme's match at Payback. You know, for a long time SammyExtreme and I have been locked in a bitter rivalry. So I wanted to send a message to Sammy, a message that it's time to end this once, and for all. So Sammy, I suggest you get your ass in this ring, because I have a challenge for you! ("SammyExtreme's theme" blasts on the PA system, but no one comes out. Finally the music stops, Marquise shrugs his shoulders, and says.) .::Marquise::.-Oh right, I almost forgot. Because of me, you won't be seeing SammyExtreme for a very long time. Sammy, it's not personal....it just happens when you are as good as I am.....and as bad as you are. (Marquise laughs as "Stranglehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) (Note: Marquise was going to write his own, but I didn't get anything, so this is my "for now" version. If he gives me something else, I'll replace it.) JR-Dewey Pond has put the new TV champion Chris Legend to the test without a doubt, now will be going against Marquise who has been on quite a roll since returning to the EMF. King-I'm sure Dewey is hoping to have better overall luck. Kris Gaffney-That's the idea… [Dewey Pond and Marquise lock up, and Marquise hits a quick arm drag, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet. Marquise hits a quick clothesline on Dewey Pond that knocks him down to the mat. Marquise waits as Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Marquise hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond backs up to the ropes, and Marquise tries to whip Dewey Pond off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Dewey Pond. Marquise bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond lowers his head. Dewey Pond gets hit with a kick to the head, Dewey Pond stumbles around in pain and Dewey Pond gets kicked in the gut, and Marquise double under hooks Dewey Pond, and hits a double under hook suplex that sends Dewey Pond crashing on the mat. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet after a few moments, but it really stunned, and he stumbles right into the waiting arms of Marquise who tries to go for an inverted Russian leg sweep, but it's countered by Dewey Pond who hits a few elbows to the side of the neck. Marquise stumbles backwards, and Dewey Pond goes for what seems to be a clothesline, Marquise ducks under and sets up, and hits a half nelson over head throw that sends Dewey Pond flying and just about folding up as he hits the mat just about on his neck. Marquise is able to take a few moments to shake off the elbows to the side of the head. Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond turns towards Marquise, Marquise kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and sets up Dewey Pond into a powerbomb/piledriver position. Marquise lifts up Dewey Pond, and drives him down with a pile up power bomb, and Marquise holds Dewey Pond into a pinning combination for the 1………………….2………………..kick out by Dewey Pond.] JR-It's unlikely that this former champion is going to go down that easy. King-Well, I doubt Marquise cares, he's still going to try. Kris Gaffney-God knows it can't hurt. King-Actually…in this profession…yes it could… [Marquise waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and Dewey Pond stumbles up to his feet. Marquise aits as Dewey Pond turns towards Marquise, Marquise scoops up Dewey Pond, and hits a body slam on Dewey Pond near the corner. Marquise climbs up to the top rope, near where Dewey Pond lies. Marquise measures up Dewey Pond, and leaps off of the top rope, but just before he comes crashing down on Dewey Pond with a splash. Dewey Pond is able to get his legs up, and drives the air out of Marquise. Marquise holds his mid section in pain on the mat, and Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and falls into the corner. Marquise slowly gets up to his feet, he turns away from Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond hits a one handed face crusher that sends Marquise down to the mat. Dewey Pond takes the time to rest up, and slowly Marquise gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a quick running clothesline that knocks down Marquise once again. Marquise gets up after hitting the mat a little more quicker, yet he is more dazed. Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face of Marquise who backs up to the ropes, and he whips Marquise off of the ropes. Marquise bounces off of the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline that's ducked under by Marquise. Marquise goes to the other side of the ring, and comes off of the ropes. Then bounces off of the other side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes, and as he hits the ropes, Marquise hooks the ropes to avoid bouncing back to Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond see's this, and tries to counter this move with a clothesline over the top rope. But it's countered into a back body drop by Marquise, but Dewey Pond lands on his feet. Marquise turns around, and Dewey Pond hits a shoulder into the gut by Dewey Pond through the ropes. Dewey Pond sling shots himself under Marquise, gets up to his feet. Puts on Marquise in a waist lock, and sets up Marquise, and hits a germen suplex with a bridge. The ref counts 1…………………..2…………………..kick out by Marquise. Dewey Pond looks at the ref, but doesn't complain, rather he hits a drop kick to the face of Marquise that makes him fall into the corner. Dewey Pond lets Marquise get up to his feet, once he has Marquise gets hit with a few stomps into the gut by Dewey Pond.] JR-Dewey Pond is controlling this match. King-This probably isn't what Marquise was planning. Kris Gaffney-Probably not… [Dewey Pond pulls up Marquise up to his feet, and whips him to the ropes, and Marquise bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond lowers his head, and Marquise hits a running DDT that nails Dewey Pond with a running DDT. Marquise falls into the corner, he takes this time to rest up, andthen he starts to call for Marquise to get up to his feet. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Marquise goes for a Spear. But Dewey Pond moves out of the way, and Marquise hits hard into the corner. Marquise stumbles out of the corner, and see's Dewey Pond in the corner where he was, and Marquise goes for a spear in the corner, but out of no where Dewey Pond pulls himself up as Marquise comes into the corner, and brisco roll up Marquise out of no where. Marquise struggles, but can't get out of the pinning combination until the 3 count is registered to gain the victory for Dewey Pond!] JR-Dewey Pond just shocked Marquise out of no where. King-Guess Marquise should have planned that a little better After the match Dewey Pond pulls himself up by pulling on the ropes, he stands up back to his feet finally and raises his hand in victory. Suddenly he turns around, gets kicked in the gut, and suddenly Dewey gets nailed with The Outshiner by Chris Legend. Dewey goes down and rolls on his back. The new TV Champ Chris Legend who has the title around his waist stands over Dewey Pond. Legend is wearing street clothes and has his girl Barbie Jean wearing a black silky robe, and has a steel chair in hand. Legend grabs the mic and stands back up. Then looks at the downed Dewey Pond. * Chris: Well well well DEWEY POND how sad it is we meet again. You know I figured the last ass kicking I gave you, would hinder you from even beating a joke like that (points to a Marquise who is leaving up the ramp). Course in life one so great such as myself can be wrong a time or two, BUT ONLY TWO not three (smiles) Now I didn't come out here to give you or these prickity ass fat hogs another I told you so promo because quite frankly like with everything in WWE even that glory moment is old and out of date and well I refuse to portray that shit any longer. (Legend paces around the ring.) Chris: See Dewey I am the kind of guy that likes to keep things fresh and new and reinvent oneself. I don't believe in doing the same old same old. I believe that if you want success you gotta do random crazy shit. EVEN if it may make one look bad in the eyes of the brass that feed you the cash you need to go on dates and what not. Though I don't need cash anymore as my 13 world title reigns have gained me enough to be set for life. Although in your case Duckman you might wanna start playing the HHH/Batista game and uh make the brass feel good and make sure they have a WONDERFUL day. Otherwise you'll be like every other sapp and start kissing up Obama and you as well as me know that is the worst kind of shame to even indulge in. Anyway back to keeping things fresh, see this company is based on being orginal and extreme, and lately from my view I have seen less and less extremeness be displayed in that ring and backstage! So tonight may the extreme reputation be brought back, and if you or anyone else don't like it, then oh well too bad. Chris: So Dewey in order for me to as I said do something extreme and totally UN PG RATED I need for you to amscray the premisis otherwise you'll get what Bourne had coming to him last night and if you were able to afford the price to order Payback then you should know that what he got is something you totally do not want! (Dewey Pond is getting up to his feet, and doesn't look too happy. But he is still very much dazed from the Outshiner.) Chris: Ok ok I get it, I totally do. I can tell even though you are a jobber, you got pride and refuse to do as your told. That is totally beyond totally cool with me and hey I respect that. Legend flashes a smirk across his face* Chris: BUt, still you're a loser so (shrugs).... (Chris Legend grabs the chair from Barbie Jean, and smashes Dewey over the head with it, Dewey Pond goes down.) Chris: YOU STILL HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING OUT HERE ON MY TIME! I am the new EMF TV Champion and you are intruding on my time with yet another bogus performance, and you know what this one WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE ONE YOU HAD AGAINST ME! AND YOU FACED A JOBBER TONIGHT, WHO CHOOSES TO MOST OF THE TIME BE AT A CLUB HITTING PROSTITUTES RATHER DOING HIS FUCKING JOB! You both are the biggest jokes next to Smoking Gunns and Batista all put together! This ring here is my world boys and I call the shots! Even more so now that I have something you two will never have, that being singles Championship gold! Now as I politely said before... Legend hands Barbie the mic and grabs Dewey and tosses him out of the ring, Barbie hands Legend the mic back* Chris: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! crowd gives off a mix reaction* Chris: FUCK I HATE JOBBERS! Worst objects in this world besides fucking Congress! Least Congress has something going for em while them two compared to me have nothing! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Legend starts to calm down and begins talking again* Chris: Now that that is over, lets get down to the reason Barbie and I are even out here. Last Sunday I said I was gonna give you all a show and damn it, I'm sticking by word. Legend takes the chair, and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Legend takes off the TV title and places it over the nearest top turnbuckle. Legend then goes over to the chair, sits down and begins talking again* Chris: Now for those of you that aren't aware or just too damn lazy to learn the facts. The TV Champion is the guy who brings in the ratings, the guy who helps keep viewers glued to the show so that the World Champ and other champs can get their 5 minutes of fame. So all in all this show is now my sole responsibility and seeing as I have grown up a lot its very apparent that I welcome that kind of honor with open arms so for those of you that want this company to succeed so your hack ass talent favorites can still be seen, and for thos of you in the front office so desperate for better ratings. (laughs) Get ready to worship me, Chris Legend THE NEW RATINGS MAGNET! Boys in the truck do your thing and hit THE MUSIC!!!!!! (laughs) Suddenly Def Lepoards' Pour Some Sugar On Me starts playing as Barbie begins untying the belt on the robe, she slips it off slowly as it falls she is revealed to be wearing very revealing lingerie as Legend smiles real big and begins singing with the chorus* Chris: Oh yeah Pour Some Sugar On Meeeeeeeee Barbie then steps closer to Legend and takes his ball cap off slowly and then proceeds to run her fingers through his hair as he enjoys it very much. Barbie begins then running her hands up and down his chest, she bends down and raises it up and licks his stomach a bit. She stands back up and begins doing a very sexy dance even incorporating the ropes with it. Legend stands up, but Barbie quickly turns around and pushes him gently back in the chair and straddles him sitting very sexy on his lap and begins to slip off the straps of her top. she lets the straps fall but doesn't let the top fully go off as she unbuckles Legend's belt and slowly while smiling naughtly at him. Then she slowly unzips his pants and comes back up on him and kisses his lips then slowly goes back down and proceeds to get start to pull Legend's pants off. They begin making out big time as Legend slips Barbie's top off completely exposing her live on TV (note: we'll say for censors sake, there is bluring or they have a good/bad camera angle with Legend's body blocking our view, so nothing truly bad is seen). He then begins kissing down her neck as she rubs her hand down his cheek and around the back of his head, she turns around and now faces him and the begin making out like crazy once again. Suddenly "Iron Man" blasts on the PA system interupting Legend and Barbie as Prez Mike slowly comes out from the back. He gives a smirk to the ring, and shakes his head. He signals for his music to be cut, as he looks down at the ring. He looks like he's about to say something, then he laughs, and paces around for a little bit. He then collects himself, and finally says.) .::Prez Mike::.-What do we have here, "Mr. Ratings Magnet". You're here to save my show by making sure this isn't kid friendly. Although, I need to ask you something.....what have you been smoking? This isn't the WWE, and we certainly aren't PG. Oh no, not by a long shot. Although, I do appreciate the effort; although, I can't help to think I've seen this segment before. Let me guess *in a dull voice* "I'm wrong...wrong...wrong... *end dull voice*. But seriously Legend, as much as I love some live sex, we do have a problem. You see, as much as you don't want to admit it these people came to see wrestling, and not you build your ego. You might not respect Marquise or Dewey Pond, but you know what, seeing how you decided to make their match all about you. I think at least one of them should get a chance at some payback. Chris Legend: (smirking) Oh is that so Mr. I'm so happy to still be rich during the second generation depression. You know something if it weren't for me coming here and giving you and all your staff jackasses a butt load of buy rates for your PPVs you SIR would be on your knees in Washington going (does a pleading voice) Please Brotha Obama please help me, my ECW/XPW rip off wrestling company is now virtually bankrupt, oh please give me a bit of that "genius" bailout money, I promise i'll pay all my taxes from now on .::Prez Mike::.-Oh, great, you got a million Obama jokes don't you? Oh well, your right, I do have more money than most now-a-days, so maybe I should be thankful. But considering you have been here oh....what....one to two months. I don't think our normal high ratings is down to you, but of course, why stop your ego. But anyways, this is all well and good Legend. I mean we could go back and forth all night. I could tell you that Jarred Carthallion called, and he wants his "Legendary" gimmick back. You could talk about how I have so much more money than most anyone here, and it's all because of you. But instead of that, let's skip all that non-sense, and get right to the point. You want to prove you're the best? I don't care what other world championships you won, you do it in that ring. I know you probably are getting a little tired of Dewey Pond, but I'm sure he'll be after you too at some point. But for now, I think next week, you and Marquise should face off. We'll see if you really are a legend....or if you are all hype. Chris Legend (laughs) marquise huh? well you know Mikey I have been in dire need to catch up on my reading so tell ya what you call up little Jimmy Morrison of the Doors jr and I'll bring my comics and porn mags and sit in this ring and read each of em and we'll see if the little boy does show. But I'm warning ya don't you dare blame me for what happens to the little rockstar wannabe prince as his blood will not only be on my hands but also on yours. .::Prez Mike::.-I'm not finished, I think you had one thing right. We do need to live up to our name sake more often, we are the "EXTREME" Measures Federation, right? So maybe we should do something Extreme.....how about we surround the ring with a 15 foot high steel cage. Hhhhhmmm...I know what you are thinking, you're right. That idea is used...almost as used as the segment you tried to do just a few minutes ago. So let's add something more, what if we put barbwire on the top of the cage, and make this match a barbwire steel cage match! Chris Legend: Like I said before chuckles you call the kid we'll see what happens! Legend and Barbie start making out as the fans boo like crazy* .::Prez Mike::.-I'd say get a room, but by all means, keep going. I mean seeing Barbie naked probably did spike the ratings. *gets a disturbed look on his face*....although....it's probably a good thing I stopped you when I did, because going any further would have involved you, which means that would have brought down the ratings. So let's see, Barbie naked...ratings high. Chris Legend...ratings low...*Prez Mike thinks about it, and shakes his head accepting what he found out*...in the end, I guess it evens out. Anyways, you might not respect Marquise or Dewey Pond. But let me promise you one thing, whether you admit it or not, by the time the nights over. You will respect the cage. See you next week Legend. (Note: Edited by Prez Mike, made sure that this segment didn't go any further than I would have went myself.) ("Iron Man" blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike walks to the back as Shockwave goes to commercial as the camera zooms in on Legend's cocky smirk. We come back from commercial break, and "Paint it black" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-I got to wonder what Firestorm thinks of Scott Tazte showing up at the end of Payback. King-Well….certainly we didn't get any answers from Amy. Kris Gaffney-Eeerr….mostly because Scott Mann wouldn't allow it. ("the Jokers theme" blasts on the PA system as the lights go out, and the Joker comes out to the ring.) King-I want to know that Firestorm thinks of facing a Super Hero Villian. Kris Gaffney-I think his silence say it all. King-yep, pretty much [The Joker and Firestorm lock up, and the Joker is able to hit a knee into the gut that doubles over the Joker. Firestorm with a clubbing blow to the back of neck. The Joker pulls up Firestorm up to his feet, and the Joker whips Firestorm to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and the Joker goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Firestorm goes to the other side of the ring, and continues to the other side of the ring. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, and the Joker hits a flying back elbow to the face of face of Firestorm. Firestorm goes down to the mat, and the Joker hits a few stomps on the downed Firestorm. Firestorm crawls near the ropes, and climbs up into the second rope. The Joker starts to choke Firestorm with the second turnbuckle, the ref counts to 4, and The Joker breaks up the choke, and lets go. The Joker laughs at Firestorm, backing up as he's being warned by ref. The Joker sling shots himself over the top rope, and hits a hang man like move on Firestorm as he falls past him. Firestorm falls into the ring holding his throat in pain. The Joker wastes no time climbing up to the top rope, and waits for Firestorm to get up to his feet. Firestorm stumbles to his feet, and Firestorm turns as the Joker jumps off of the top rope. The Joker leaps off of the ropes. Firestorm gets hit with a flying axe handle that knocks him down. The Joker goes into the cover to see if he can get the early pin, and gets the 1……………………2…………………kick out by Firestorm. The Joker pulls up up Firestorm into a sitting position, and puts on a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it's not a choke as Firestorm looks for a way out of the hold, and slowly gets up to his feet. Firestorm looks for a way out of the hold as he gets up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a few elbow to the gut to stun the Joker. The Joker then gets backed to the ropes, and Firestorm whips the Joker off of the move. The Joker bounces off of the ropes, and Firestorm goes for a clothesline that's ducked under by the Joker who continues to the other side of the ring, and bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Then Firestorm goes for a hip toss, but it's countered into a monkey flip that sends Firestorm flying through the air.] JR-It seems that Firestorm hasn't figured out this enigma known as the Joker. King-That sounds familiar Kris Gaffney-It does….doesn't it…. [Firestorm crashes on the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet, and falls into the corner. The Joker measures up Firestorm and at the moment he gets up in the corner, the Joker hits a running clothesline on Firestorm in the corner, and goes for a running bulldog out of the corner. But it's countered by Firestorm pushing the Joker off of the move, and sending the Joker flying through the air, and crashing down on the mat. The Joker slowly gets up to his feet as Firestorm is trying ot recover in the corner, and the Joker gets up to his feet. Not wanting to give away the match advantage away quietly. The Joker charges into the corner once again, and eats a boot to the face. The Joker stumbles around stunned, and Firestorm pulls himself up to the second rope, and as the Joker is stumbling around, he stumbles right into where Firestorm wants him. Firestorm sets up the Joker, and hits a tornado DDT from the second turnbuckle driving the Jokers head into the mat, the Joker isn't really moving so being that this might have even be a chance to win the match. Firestorm crawls into the cover, and gets the 1……………..2…………….kick out by the Joker. Firestorm falls off of the cover, and takes this chance to rest up while the Joker tries to recover too. Both Firestorm and the Joker get up at the same time, the Joker tries to hit a fist to the face. But Firestorm ducks it, and the Joker gets hit with a few fists to the face. The Joker backs to the ropes, and Firestorm whips the Joker to the ropes. The Joker bounces off of the ropes, and Firestorm lowers his head as he comes at him. Firestorm hits a big back body drop that sends the Joker flying down to the mat, once he hit the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet. Firestorm kicks at the Joker, but it's caught by the Joker, but Firestorm is able to counter with a enzagri, the Joker stumbles around. The Joker falls back dazed on the ropes, and stumbles forward right into the waiting Firestorm is able to kick the Joker in the gut. Sets him up in vertical suplex, grab the leg, and hit the fisherman suplex with a bridge the ref counts 1………………………….2…………………….KICK OUT by the Joker at the last second. Firestorm shakes his head thinking he should have had him there.] JR-Firestorm almost put away the Joker there. King-Eeerrr….but for someone with ADD channel switching, they wouldn't know that…guess it's important to state the obvious for them.. Kris Gaffney-Guess so… [Firstorm goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. But just as Firestorm steady's himself on the top rope. But suddenly as the ref has his back turned to him, the Joker pushes the ref into the ropes, shaking the ropes, and it makes Firestorm fall on the top rope. The ref goes fall out of the ring, and lands badly on the mat. The Joker stays down on the mat trying to recover from the moves he's taken. Suddenly the lights turn out, you can hear something hitting the mat, and the lights turn on the PA system, and Firestorm is out. The Joker looks confused, but he shrugs, and he makes the cover, a new ref slides into the ring, and the Joker is able to the 1…………………..2…………………….3 on Firestorm!] (Note: We just felt that Joker had the better RP.) JR-What just happened? King-I don't know, but I don't think the Joker cares. (The Joker gets up on the turnbuckle to celebrate his win, suddenly the lights turn off once again. The lights turn back on, and standing on the turnbuckle with the Joker is the Vampire Christ with a steel chair that Vampire smashes the Joker over the head with, before the Joker falls into the mat. Vampire Christ hits the Vampire Bite! Vampire Christ looks down at the fallen Joker. Vampire Christ stands there a few moments. The EMF tron lights up, even though a week ago, they had to carry her out of the ring. Amy Jericho had after a few days rest been able to return to work as the Vice President of the EMF. But with a hurt back, she couldn't move very well, she mostly got around wheeling around on her chair, and staying at her desk. However, her pain she was going through was nothing compared to the pain in the ass that was about to enter into her office. A voice chimes in off camera as into view steps the one and only Scott Mann wearing his usualy suit and tie. Mann displays a smug look on his face as if he has just tasted a bitter beer.) Scott Mann: You got some answers to give me Amy. I know you have the answers. .::Amy Jericho::.-Um, and what answers would that be? Scott Mann: Well first, I show up and find out I don't have a locker room. What's up with that? You're letting the ball slip here... .::Amy Jericho::.-Well....Mr. Mann....that happens when.... Scott Mann: Then there was that clown doing security in the lot that kept refusing me entrance till I finally just drove my car in anyways. I mean what kind of hiring process does this company have? Idiots get bonus points upon interview? (Mann sighs, as he rubs his chin.) Scott Mann: Nevermind that though. I'm here to get down to the bottom of why Scott Tazte was at Payback. .::Amy Jericho::.-Well...Mr. Mann, I really have no clue why Scott Tazte was at Payback, I was kinda out of it at the time. I did hear about it though, and I'm just as confused as you are. My impression is that he retired to get away from you, which by the way..... Scott Mann: Get away from me? No, no that isn't right. More like he retired because I had big plans and he knew it. His career since I came to his aide, sky rocketed. In fact, I smell a conspiracy. I think you guys are hiding the fact that he didn't retire. I never saw any paperwork. .::Amy Jericho::.-Well....I could show it to you, even though I'm not suppose to.... (A cellphone begins ringing. Mann reaches in his pocket and pulls it out. Opens it up and answers it.) Scott Mann: What? No way... (Amy turns around as she has a file in her hand, but she see's Scott Mann walking out paying more attention to whatever was said on his cellphone.) .::Amy Jericho::.-Wait....come back! Scott Mann: Those bastards... towing my car? Ugh (Mann rushes out of the office as he tries to stop his car from getting towed. Amy has a look of disbelief, and then shakes her head as she puts the file back.) .::Amy Jericho::.-Glad I don't have to deal with him... (We fade back into the ring with that. "Medal" blasts on the PA system as Kurt Angle walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kurt Angle a few weeks ago made his EMF debut. King-Yeah, and he helped SammyExtreme break through against Evolution. Kris Gaffney-That can't set too well with Gambler. ("The Gambler" blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Although at Payback, the Gambler was able to get some measure of revenge against SammyExtreme. King-Although, not without Marquise's help. Kris Gaffney-Clearly you can look at it that way…but nah… [The Gambler and Kurt Angle lock up, and the Gambler is able to use his strength advantage to push Kurt Angle down to the mat. The Gambler stands there and mocks Kurt Angle due to the fact he is so much stronger than he is. Kurt Angle gets up, and tries to lock up with the Gambler once again, but it's once again countered with a shove down to the mat. The Gambler once again mocks the crowd as he is able to show to the world that he can manhandle the Olympic champion. Kurt Angle rolls out of the ring, and the Gambler decides that he wants to keep the pressure on, and then he pulls up Angle to his feet on the apron. But it looks like he was baiting him in as he hits a hang man that stumbles the Gambler back. Kurt Angle rolls into the ring, and hits a quick running clothesline that knocks the Gambler back. Kurt Angle looks for a way to knock down the Gambler. Kurt Angle waits for the proper time, and runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. The Gambler gets hit with a running shoulder block that knocks back the Gambler once again, but it doesn't take down The Gambler. Kurt Angle looks for another way to knock down the Gambler, so he runs to the ropes, and before he can do whatever he had in mind. The Gambler goes for a clothesline, but Kurt Angle ducks under it, and Kurt Angle goes to the opposite sides ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. But like the first attempt the Gambler is able to counter it with a big boot that this time connects on Kurt Angle taking him down to the mat. The Gambler is a bit stunned to be cocky this time though, so he takes this time to rest up, and as Kurt Angle gets up to his feet. The Gambler hits a knee lift into the gut of Kurt Angle. The Gambler pulls up Kurt Angle as he thinks he's stunned enough, and tries to whip him to the ropes. But it's reversed, and the Gambler goes to the ropes instead. He bounces off of the ropes, and Kurt Angle hits a belly to belly over head throw on the Gambler. The Gambler crashes hard on the mat, and rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope on to the apron. The Gambler gets up to his feet, with his back turned to the ring. Kurt Angle charges at the Gambler, and hits a running forearm shot to the back of the head that sends the Gambler flying off of the apron. The Gambler crashes face first into the announcers table, and goes down to the mat around ring side.] JR-Kurt Angle has been able to take down the much bigger Gambler. King-He forgot to yell timber. Kris Gaffney-Guess he was too busy… [Kurt Angle roll out of the ring, the Gambler is slowly getting up to his feet, and Kurt Angle hits a few fists to the face of the Gambler. The Gambler stumbles back, and Kurt Angle tries to whip the Gambler to the steps, but it's reversed, and Kurt Angle goes flying into the steps shoulder first that sends the top of the steps off of the base of the steps. The Gambler falls to a knee trying to rest up. He gets up after a little bit, Kurt Angle stumbles up, and goes towards where the Gambler is, and the Gambler scoops up Kurt Angle, brings him over to the guard rail, and drops him on the guard rail. Kurt Angle stumbles around stunned, and the Gambler noticing that the count is getting close to 10 throws Kurt Angle into the ring. The Gambler rolls into the ring just before the 10 count, and gets ready to attack some more as Kurt Angle gets up to his feet, and the Gambler hits a few fists to the face of Kurt Angle until he backs to the ropes. Kurt Angle whips the Gambler off of the ropes, Kurt Angle bounces off of the ropes, and the Gambler lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop that sends Kurt Angle flying through the air, and crashing down on the mat. Kurt Angle stumbles up to his feet, and goes into the corner, and the Gambler hits a running clothesline after Kurt Angle gets up in the corner. Kurt Angle whips The Gambler to the opposite side of the ring hard. Kurt Angle crashes hard on to the opposite corner, and stumbles out of the corner, right into the Gambler. Who picks up Kurt Angle, and drops him down with a side walk slam. The Gambler goes into the cover from there on Kurt Angle, and gets the 1……………………….2…………………..kick out by Kurt Angle! The Gambler hits a few stomps on the downed Kurt Angle, Kurt Angle tries to get up with the help of the ropes, the Gambler pushes down on Kurt Angle's back as he gets up to his feet. The ref counts to 4, and the Gambler backs off as the ref warns him. The Gambler runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. The Gambler comes off of the ropes, and comes crashing down on the back of Kurt Angle.] JR-It looks like the Gambler might be heading towards a victory here. King-You'd think that…but Stone Cold could tell you a different story… [The Gambler pulls up Kurt Angle, and whips him to the ropes. Kurt Angle bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler goes for a big boot, but Kurt Angle catches the Gambler's boot, and trips down the Gambler, and puts on the ankle lock. The Gambler yells in pain, but he is able to roll through, and Kurt Angle goes flying into the corner, and he smashe the ref. The ref goes down to the mat, and Kurt Angle stumbles out of the corner. The Gambler goes for a belly to back suplex, but Kurt Angle is able to roll out of the back. Kurt Angle hits the Angle Slam. The Gambler bounces out of the ring and on to the floor. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and slowly Kurt Angle gets up to his feet. He see's the Gambler get up with his back turned to him. Kurt Angle tries to pull the Gambler back into the ring through the ropes, but the Gambler turns around and smashes hhim with a chair. Kurt Angle goes down to the mat, the Gambler slides into the rin after throwing the chair into the ring. Kurt Angle stumbles into the ring, and the Gambler hits one belly to belly suplex….two…..three….and then hits the fourth on the chair! The Gambler throws the chair out of the ring, and goes into the cover on Kurt Angle. The ref is coming to, and he counts 1…………………………..2………………………..3!] JR-The Gambler pulls off the win, and…. (As the Gambler celebrates his win, he turns around, and he gets blasted by Chad Vargas with the chair he left lying around ring side. Chad Vargas stays there looking at the downed Gambler as we fade away.)
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