(The EMF logo flashes on the screen, and we go into the EMF Shockwave video, we play through it. Then we go into the darken arena as pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans are already yelling, and waving their signs. Some say "My Wife is Just 2 Baddddd", "Sadistikal Gave Me Rabies", "We Demand Moore!", and "Happy Valentine's Day")

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Headlined by the Extreme Championship match tonight as Sadistikal challenges Tyson Tomko.

Kris Gaffney-Could be a big step up for Sadistikal…you think his bite will turn Tomko to the undead?

King - He walks around like a Zombie now, will we notice anything?

("Nick Jone's Theme" blasts out as he walks out from the back area and makes his way to the ring.)

JR - We will start off Shockwave this week with a great starting bout King. We get to test the waters with Nick Jones, and see what kind of talent this guy can bring to us.

King - Hopefully he can give a good challenge to his opponent here tonight.

Kris Gaffney - Doubt it.

("Seek & Destroy" by Metallica blares out as the lights come down and strobes flash. Sting walks out from the back with the smoke filling up the entrance. In his blue and yellow face paint Sting makes his way to the ring.)

JR - Now here's a name I've heard doing some good works in other places that we recently acquired.

King - Can you feel the sting JR?

Kris Gaffney - *Drinking Stinger Energy Drink* Is this copy right infringement?

[The bells sound with Sting and Nick Jones getting into a collar and elbow tie up. They stand toe to toe and push each other around momentarily. Nick Jones appears to have the upper hand as Sting leans back then lunges forward thrusting all of his might into pushing back and knocks Nick Jones down to the mat. Nick quickly gets up and rushes at Sting who hits an arm drag take down. Nick Jones stands up and rushes in receiving another arm drag take down. Nick Jones stands up and rushes at Sting who locks him up and throws him in one more arm drag take down, but on his down Nick grabs Stings opposite arm in a reverse and gives Sting an arm drag. Stings stands up to his feet and both opponents stare at each other for a moment. Nick Jones delivers a boot to Sting doubling him over. Nick grabs Sting around the head, sets up, and delivers a suplex. Nick does not let go as he spins himself with Sting around, they climb up to their feet still in the suplex hold, then Nick delivers an implant DDT to Sting. Nick Jones stands up and starts putting some boots to Sting. Sting rolls over trying to get to the outside, but as he rolls Nick Jones keeps putting boots to Sting. Sting finally rolls out to the floor and stands up on the outside. He tries to regroup as Nick Jones runs and hits the opposite ropes then slides and nails Sting with a baseball slide knocking Sting into the guard rail. Nick Jones then steps through the ropes and drops down to the outside.]

JR - It's spilling to the outside now.

King - Kris isn't that the same problem your mom has? Always spilling outside her own pants?

Kris Gafney - Already with the Your mom stuff?

King - Need something to liven up your dead commentary.

[As Nick Jones grabs Sting by the head and starts to lift him up Sting delivers a shot the got. Sting then stands up and gives an open hand shot to the head knocking Nick Jones back. Sting then grabs Nick by the arm and irish whips him into the steel ring post. Nick smacks the post and stumbles forward. Sting then delivers a standing dropkick that knocks Nick back into the post again. Sting stands up, grabs Nick by the head and tights and rolls him back into the ring. Sting climbs into the ring. Nick Jones starts to get up onto all fours, then fights his way to his feet as Sting comes up behind him and hits a russian leg sweep. Nick is lying on his back and Sting hits the ropes and come back dropping an elbow drop on Jones. Sting puts his hands up to his mouth and lets out a "wooo". Sting helps Nick Jones up to his knees, double underhooks his arms then delivers a double underhook suplex into a backbreaker. Nick Jones grabs his back as Sting stands back up on his feet. Sting then helps pull Nick Jones up one more time and whips him into the ropes. When Nick Jones comes running back he attempts a clothesline but Sting ducks under it and runs against the opposite ropes. As they both hit the ropes and return to the center of the ring Sting flies into the air and hits Nick Jones with a flaying fore arm smash. Both men go down to the mat as Sting is first to stand up to his feet. Nick Jones tries to get up and move but Sting runs up and hits him with a running kick to the ribs.]

JR - What a shot to the Ribs. Speaking of Ribs...*Pulls out some JR's BBQ Sauce*

King - Can't you wait until after the show.

JR - *Pulling out a plate of Ribs.*

Kris Gafney - No self control.

King - That's what your parents had...

[Sting was in control of the match over Nick Jones. Sting walked over to Nick and grabbed him by the back of the head, but as he did Nick grabbed Sting's feet and pulled him out from under him. Nick Jones immediately stands up and pulls Sting up. Nick whips Sting into the ropes and on his return Nick Jones picked Sting up and slammed him down with a spinebuster. Nick Jones stood up and started putting a few boots to Sting. Nick Jones then helped Sting up, grabbed him in suplex form,then delivered a brainbuster. Sting looked to be down and out as Nick Jones picked Sting up and then whipped him into the turnbuckle. Nick Jones came running into and delivered a corner elbow smash. Nick Jones then ran back to the opposite turnbuckle and came running in for another but but Sting moved out of the way and Nick Jones smashed chest first into the turnbuckle. Sting then grabbed a hold of Nick Jones and whipped him into the opposite turnbuckle. As Nick was stuck there Sting lifted his hands up to his mouth and let out a "wooo". Sting then came running in, lept into the air and delivered a Stinger Splash. Nick Jones stumbled out of the turnbuckle. As he did Sting came up from behind, grabbed Nick Jones by the head and then delivered a Scorpion Death Drop. Nick Jones was out on the mat as Sting walked over to his feet, lifted them into the air then locked him into the Scorpion Death Lock.]

JR - *Finishing The Ribs* It looks like it's about over here King.

King - Your dinner? Your Cholestoral? Or this match?

[The referee checked in on Nick Jones who with little time was tapping out to the submission hold. The referee called for the bell awarding Sting the match via submission.]
{A late rp from Sting is better than no rp from Nick Jones.}

Kris Gafney - Very impressive from Sting here tonight getting his start.

JR - I see only good things from him here in the EMF.

King - I didn't think you saw anything past that plate of Ribs and Barbeque sauce.

JR - Available only on http://www.jrsbarbq.com

After the commercial break the camera pans around the arena viewing the sell out crowd still buzzing about the last match. Suddenly My World by Metallica hits the arena speakers and white smoke bellows from under the stage as Chris Legend walks out wearing a NY Jets ball cap, UFC T shirt, blue jeans and black Nikes. Along with him is his girlfriend Barbie Jean looking smoking hot in a pink low cut tank top, cut off white shorts and sandles. The two look out around the arena into the crowd as gold sparks rain down behind them while being welcomed by a mixed reaction. After taking a few seconds of looking around the arena they then make their way down the ramp, once down the ramp the two make their way up the ring stairs, Legend is on the apron first and holds the ropes open for his lady as she enters the ring while being whistled and yelled at by the male fans. Legend smiles as he enters the ring himself. Barbie goes over to the corner and asks for a mic, the ringside attendant hands her one and she hands it to Legend who has a grin on his face. Barbie looks out into the crowd with a smile on her face as her man Legend begins speaking.

crowd giving mixed reaction*

Chris: First off lets get something straight, I don't care if you love me or hate me, so to save you out of shaped prime candidates for a heart attack some energy let alone reserved breaths I suggest you shut the hell up cause either way you know deep down that what I have to say is important. Just like you know what I did last week was importan, which is the reason I'm even out to begin with. See last week I being the great guy that I know I am, and the great guy that my girl Barbie here knows me of being did one man a favor. That favor being I gave him a reality check, and no I don't mean the faggedy ass move that Red Rooster knock off Miz does. No I gave little boy Bourne a real wake up call letting him know that he isn't so great and shouldn't preach the shit that he does.

Legend paces around the ring then begins to speak again*

Chris: Bourne I know you are sitting at home or at a bar trying to drink away your cheap ass blues away, but before you pass out like all idiot drunks do, listen up and listen good as what I have to say may clear up a few confusions you have going on inside your head other than why you don't have a life as good as mine let alone anyone else. Bourne for the past few weeks that I have been here all I have seen from you is what everyone has seen before you, now before you go off into a question marathon ranting and yelling what the hell do I mean, first off take a damn look at me and then look at yourself in the mirror. All I see from you kid is me, meaning you are portraying yourself as being nothing more but a damn Chris Legend wannabe!

Crowd boos even louder*

Chris: ( to the crowd) Ah shut up! you people are as gullible as WWE prick ass fans you'll buy into anything hell you even bought into that circus umaga vs lashley match at mania 23 so as far as I'm concerned you people aren't even here, you don't even exist, but I'm not out here to acknowledge you and make you seem more important than you were the day you were born as hell I don't even see why you even were then, so anyway back to the main business topic. Bourne! I know you have creative mind, I know you are a little slow on the originality part of this business, but dude seriously you want to be taken seriously then stop the fucking copyright infringement, stop copying me like a damn Michelle McCool and fucking get your own life! As right now you are a joke, so much of a joke that you don't even deserve to be champion and that belt belongs to a better talent, one that doesnt steal anything from anybody other than women and money and oh yeah GLORY! Bourne I remember one time back in EWL I wanted to start a tag team with ya, figured hey this kid has got something he's like me, only then I didn't know you'd take that compliment literally and freaking RIP ME OFF!

crowd begins chanting So what!*

Chris: Point is Bourne I am undefeated here and looking for a big challenge, something to gain and your TV title is just what I want as I have never been TV Champ before, and seeing as what that belt is now possessed by I here right now challenge you to a match at the PPV for that very Title as I know I can make it prestigious once again, hell maybe even make it more important than that rip off ECW Title EMF has called the extreme Title or better yet the World Title! Cause any title that is in The Real Legend's hands is nothing but important! Bourne there can only be one Real Legend here and at the big show I intend on making damn sure that I am the only one and that you will always be remembered as a Legend wannabe nobody! Better yet I'll make you into being remembered as another Barry Horrowitz! All you have to do CHAMP is accept the challenge and don't worry Disney land is gonna have another damn gay week so you can expect to see me here next week and I will be expecting to hear from you then. So for your sake you better think long and hard, but either way Bourne I will terminate you or better yet I will OUTSHINE YOU!

Legend drops the mic, and signals that its time to leave. Barbie and Legend exit the ring and walk back up the ramp as camera fades off to commercial.

(The Tron lights up to the masked man of the EMF X-Tazte. He has a cardboard cut out of Lita up against the wall. The camera focuses on him as he holds the two masks he wore when attacking Black Acid in his hands. Eerie Smackdown style music plays as he talks.)

X-Tazte ~ Black Acid, you seemed so upset the other day because of your recent luck. I assure you though, don't take it personally. I'm not. You are not a target for who you are, or what you have become, but because of the path you lead me to. You are my gateway to get to my final destination. Have no fears about what I bring to you, because I am not here to teach you some lesson, you have nothing to take away from this, let's just call it Right Place, Wrong Time. You are the next to have the Tazte brought out of you. You are the next to have a taste of the X. You take this dose, and you can be laid out forever. Prepare to have your inner Tazte brought out of you, for you are just another Tazte and I will be the one who is your undoing in the EMF!

(The tron fades out.)

JR - We do not have a lack of our dark characters around the EMF today King.

King - Wish I brought a flashlight.

Kris Gafney - Is this a wrestling show or a house of horrors.

JR - All I can say is based on the upcoming match I don't believe it's going to get better.

Kris Gafney - Yeah that Sabin has always scared me...

("Hail Sabin" starts playing as Chris Sabin makes his way out from the back. He stands at the top of the ramp placing his finger on the palm of his hand then heads to the ring.)

Kris Gafney - You are here!

King - You are in the palm of his hand?

JR - This is no laughing matter, Sabin is a talented young man, we'll see what he can do against his opponent tonight.

("The Joker's Theme" started playing as a smiley face comes up on the tron. Green and Purple lights go off as The Joker walks out from the back. He snears around at the arena crowd and laughs aloud as he makes his way down to the ring and climbs in.)

Kris Gafney - So is this a laughing matter then JR?

JR - A very interesting dark character here in The Joker.

King - Where is my signal oh here it is....*King pulls out a spotlight signal and turns it on as it flashes a sign that reads "HoRdE" onto the roof of the arena.*

Kris Gafney - That's never going to work...

King - You stay out of this, the HoRdE will save us.

[Chris Sabin and The Joker start walking around in a circle together. Sabin takes a swing at The Joker who backs up and causes Sabin to miss. Joker then takes a swing at Sabin who ducks under it. Sabin rushes in and down trying to get a double leg take down on The Joker. As he does Joker starts beating on the back of Sabin's head and back. Sabin keeps pushing forward and pushes The Joker into the corner. Sabin starts punching Joker in the stomach causing him to lose his offense. Sabin then hits a shoulder tackle. Sabin then stands back and leaps into the air hitting The Joker with a spinning heel kick. The Joker stumbles forward as Chris Sabin then jumps into the air and lands a standing hurricanrana. The Joker goes flying across the ring, stands up, and falls straight into the turnbuckle. Sabin starts walking towards The Joker who just smiles and starts clapping. Sabin runs in with a flying cross body causing The Joker to stumble forward and land on the mat. The Joker starts to get up just laughing as Sabin bounces off of the ropes and comes in with a low dropkick to Joker's face. Chris Sabin then runs to the ropes and jumps up onto the middle rope using it to land a springboard moonassault on The Joker. Sabin lands it and ends up on both of his knees kneeling over The Joker. He makes the cover ...1...2...Kickout! The Joker kicked out and started laughing some more as the two climbed to their feet.]

JR - This guy is just sick and dimented.

King - You can't hold that against him, we keep Gafney around.

Kris Gafney - ..........

[As The Joker laughed Chris Sabin started punching him across the face. The Joker grabbed Chris Sabin's hand and then gave Sabin a headbutt. Chris stumbled back as The Joker grabbed Sabin's head and delivered another headbutt. The Joker then kicked Sabin in the stomach doubling him over. Joker followed up with a High Knee driven in to the chest of Sabin knocking him onto his back. The Joker stood up and started placing boots to Sabin's face. The Joker then hit the ropes and came back with a leg drop across Sabin's throat. The Joker let out a laugh before grabbing Sabin and dragging him over to the side of the ring and placing his head partially out of the ring. The Joker then walked over to Sabin's legs, grabbed him, and slingshotted Sabin causing his throat to whiplash on the bottom rope. The Joker then went over to the turnbuckle and just leaned against the ropes. Sabin coughed a bit while rolling around before he got himself back up to his feet. He looked at Joker who was just standing there in the corner. Sabin came running at the turnbuckle as Joker put up his foot kicking Sabin in the face. Sabin stumbled forward as The Joker came up and grabbed Sabin delivering a snapmare take down. Sabin was left in a sitting position as Joker delivered a kick to Sabin's back. Sabin screamed back as he went back onto his back. The Joker then helped Sabin up, grabbed him by the back of his head, then threw him to the outside of the ring.]

King - *Flashing his light on and off.* I'm going to get this to work.

Kris Gafney - If that works I'll eat JR's hat.

JR - *Scowles at Gafney and holds his BBQ sauce tightly to himself.*

[Chris Sabin hit the outside hard and lays on the outside for a second. Sabin climbed up to his feet and slowly made his way to the ring apron. He climbed up on the apron and got up to his feet. The Joker walked over reaching out his arms to grab Sabin, but Chris leaned back then shoulder tackled The Joker through the ropes. Sabin then flipped himself over the ropes and over The Joker grabbing Joker's legs pulling off a sunset flip. Sabin got the pin ...1...2...Kickout! Sabin and Joker got to their feet. Chris Sabin kicked at The Joker who grabbed Sabin's foot. Sabin then hit an enziguri to put The Joker down. Chris Sabin then climbed up the turnbuckle and stood on the top. Just as The Joker started to get to his feet. Sabin lept off flipping over The Joker, grabbing his head as he went over the top and delivered a 3/4 turn neckbreaker from the top. Sabin once again ran to the ropes, jumped up on them and went for a springboard moonsault, but Joker rolled over and Sabin hit nothing but mat. Both men were down and catching a breath. Joker while laying there just started laughing again like earlier and he started sitting up. The Joker sat up laughing out loud. He then climbed to his feet as did Sabin. Sabin ran towards The Joker who picked up Sabin and gave him a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker. The Joker picked Sabin up, and delivered a piledriver. The Joker then knelt down and started punching Sabin with a few rights and lefts.]

JR - This match is getting rough.

King - Will nobody save us from this madness.

Kris Gafney - *Trying to phone Chris Jericho* Sorry, nothin'.

[The Joker helped Chris Sabin up. The Joker put Sabin in a Suplex set up and lifted Sabin in the air. Sabin then flipped back to his feet, he spun Joker around, but Joker came around with a forearm smash, then Joker catching Sabin off guard and hit his finisher. Joker made the cover ...1...2...3! The referee calls for the bell as The Joker taks the win via pinfall.]
{No rp from Chris Sabin earned his loss.}

JR - A victory for The Joker here tonight.

King - *Putting away his signal.*

Kris Gafney - Told you it wasn't going to work.

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of Michael Cole standing by with Stephanie McMahon-Walker.)

.::Michael Cole::.-I'm here with the woman who has a lot on the line going into Payback. Stephanie, what are you thoughts of everything that you are putting on the line at Payback.

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-My thoughts, that's really easy. I'm not so up my ass to realize that anything could happen at Payback, and the last thing I want are breasts the size of basketballs. I know for some, it might not be as bad as I'm making it out, but really this is a choice that the woman in question should make on her own. She shouldn't be forced into it. The one thing I have on my side is the fact Jackie once again believes she can't lose this match, and that's where she always seems to get upsetted. So do I worry that I might not win, but I do know that I can go in there, and shut up Jackie Gayda once and for all just as much.

.::Michael Cole::.-There is suppose to be a second choice then this surgury, have you heard what it is?

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-No, and I have no idea what it is, and....

(Suddenly, Mickie James walks into the scene, and comes up behind Stephanie.)

Mickie: You mean you haven't heard yet? Oh Stephanie... your missing out.... because your going to LOVE the other stipulation!

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Eeeerrr....no, I haven't heard anything about it. So I'm assuming you know what it is...so, what is it?

Mickie: Lets just say.... whoever doesn't win this match... is going to become a lot more familiar with me!

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Why don't I like where this is going?

Mickie: Its going exactly where you think its going...

(Mickie reaches out and puts her hands on Stephanie's legs and begins to slide it upwards. Stephanie backs up, and sighs, she says)

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-How far are we talking here?

Mickie: As far as I decide Stephanie. Whoever doesn't win this match will spend the night with me... and do anything and everything I tell them until that night is over! Well... either that.... or get mega big boobies for me to perve at later!

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-I can just imagine what you have in mind. You do realize that I'm a wife and Mom right?

Mickie: Tell me your husband wouldn't like it? Especially if we send him a video! I've been waiting for this for a long time Stephanie... so I hope that if Jackie beats you... you make the right choice!

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Trust me, if it's up to me, I won't have to make that choice...

Mickie: Well between you and me... i'm rooting for Jackie.... coz I can't wait to get my hands all over you!

(Mickie stands up to leave, and as she does, she slaps Stephanie's ass. She laughs and walks out of the picture. Stephanie rubs her ass, as Mickie slapped it pretty hard. She shakes her head. Michael Cole asks one last question.)

.::Michael Cole::.-Well, what are your thoughts about the new stipulation if you happen not to win.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well, I hope not to be in that position as I told Mickie, but it's not going to be an easy choice. I will have to make the right choice for my health, and my family. It does depend on what my husband's ok with....although....who knows if I take Mickie's alternative. Even though I'm not into what Mickie likes, if I really have to....then I may even find I enjoy it.

(Stephanie gives a wink, and we fade away back into the ring.)

(*Shannon Moore just walks out to the announcer's table, in jeans and a cut t-shirt, and just sits down in a seat and grabs himself a headset.*)

Shannon Moore - What about something needing saving out here? Like the lame commentary?

JR - Well Kris, looks like it actually worked this time.

King - Enjoy your just deserts. *Takes JR's hat and hands it over to Kris Gafney* Bottoms up Kris.

Shannon Moore - *Takes the hat from Kris and puts it on.* Bah Gawd it looks good on me.

JR - So what brings you out here tonight Shannon?

Shannon Moore - You know? It's funny, I don't usually have a reason for many of the things I do, or if I do, the reason is so complex that I don't even know what it is. I just felt like coming out here, so I did, I found a seat, so I took it.

("Vampire Christ's Theme" plays as Sadistikal the Vampire Christ comes out from the back. The lights dim as he steps out from the back and makes his way towards the ring. )

JR - Sadistikal, the Vampire Christ has been very impressive and looks to take a bit into the title reign of Tyson Tomko.

Kris Gafney - Ha ha, you hear that a play on words...bit into the title reign.

Shannon Moore - Wait wait, The Vampire Christ? So he's the savior of the Vampires?

King - That's how I'd piece that together.

Shannon Moore - So the undead are dying? What are we saving them from? A horde of garlic breath? Did JR eat too much spaghetti?

King - Ribs actually.

Shannon Moore - That's cool, no skin off my neck.

Kris Gafney - Ha Ha, another play on...

King - Shut up, just seriously.

("Provlem Solver" plays as the lights flicker in the arena. Tyson Tomko makes his way out from the back with his shirt "S-T-D-ikal" and the extreme championship over his shoulder. He makes his way down to the ring.)

Shannon Moore - So is he promoting that he has an STD, that he is an STD?

King - Actually I think he is calling his opponent an STD.

Shannon Moore - So his opponent is getting passed around from person to person? Kris, does that mean that's what your mom is?

[Sadistikal and Tyson Tomko squared off as the bell rang. They moved in a circle then locked up in a collar and elbow tie up. Tomko pushed Sadistikal back. They locked back up and Tomko pushed Sadistikal back away again. Sadistikal came towards Tomko who delivered a standing clothesline putting Sadistikal down to the mat. Sadistikal started climbing up to his feet as Tomko grabbed him by his head and delivered a facebuster. Tomko stood up and walked over to Sadistikal and started dropping knees into Sadistikal's chest. Sadistikal rolled over onto his chest. Tomko proceeded to help lift Sadistikal up, but then placed his own boot onto the back of the neck of Sadistikal and curb stomped him back down to the mat. Tyson Tomko placed his arms on his hips and scouted the ring for a moment as Sadistikal recovered. Tomko walked over to Sadistikal as he started to get up and Sadistikal delivered a headbutt to Tomko's mid section. Sadistikal came up with a european uppercut causing Tomko to real back. Sadistikal then went behind Tomko, hooked both of his arms behind him, and delivered a double underhook suplex. Tomko started to get up as Sadistikal ran against the ropes and delivered a low dropkick. This knocked Tomko back against the ropes. Tomko grabbed the ropes and helped himself up. Sadistikal came running at Tomko and lept into the air with a flying cross body. Tomko dropped down and pulled down the top rope as Sadistikal flew over the top straight to the floor on the outside.]

JR - Bah Gawd! What a fall he took King.

King - He crashed faster than JR's metabolism.

Shannon Moore - Speaking of which, I brought out some Valentine Candy. King, you want a chocolate?

King - Sure I'll take one, better be coconut.

Kris Gafney - I want one.

Shannon Moore - Ten bucks a pop, you think paying for Candice's shopping habits is cheap?

Kris Gafney - .....

Shannon Moore - Oh here King, have another, and pass one down to JR, it's all you guys can eat.

[Sadistikal on the outside started reaching under the ring and pulling out weapons. He pulled out a trash can and threw it into the ring. Then the trash can lid, a kendo stick, a baseball bat. He pulled out a sledge hammer and placed it on the edge of the ring. Tomko just stood in the ring taunting for Sadistikal to get back in the ring. Sadistikal walked over by the announcers and grabbed steel chairs from the time keeper and the ring announcer. He tossed them into the ring. Sadistikal even looked over at Shannon Moore for a second then climbed back up on the ring apron.]

JR - It looks like Business is about to pick up. He's throwing everything but the kitchen sink in there.

King - I wonder why we never include one of those in the match, it's always missing.

Kris Gafney - Probably because it lacks entertainment.

Shannon Moore - Isn't that what your wife said about your sex life?

[Tyson Tomko came rushing over at Sadistikal, but Sadistikal dropped back down to the floor. Sadistikal grabbed Tomko's legs, and pulled his feet from under him. Sadistikal then grabbed Tomko's left leg and threw it at the ring post. Tomko grabbed a hold of his leg in pain. Sadistikal jumped up on the ring apron and then up onto the ring ropes springboarding off of them into the air and dropping a leg drop across Tomko's throat. Sadistikal then goes and grabs the chair. He unfolds it setting it up in the ring. As Tomko starts to stand up Sadistikal runs, leaps off of the chair and nails the cross body. Tomko stumbles forward, and Sadistikal gets up quickly comes back up from behind and delivers a bulldog onto the chair. Sadistikal then went back up to the top again. Tomko had rolled over onto his back. Sadistikal jumped up and twisted 450 degrees in the air, and just before he made impact Tomko grabbed the trash can lid Sadistikal threw in and cracked it over the head of Sadistikal mid air. Tomko then stumbled up to his feet and grabbed the baseball bat. He walked over to Sadistikal, and as Sadistikal stood up Tomko smashed the bat into the midsection of Sadistikal. Sadistikal doulbed over as Tomko got behind him and put the bat over Sadistikal's throat and started choking him. Tomko released the hold and Sadistikal fell down on all fours.]

JR - He's whipped him like a government mule!

Shannon Moore - *Looking at JR in disbelief* He really does come out here and say all of these things!

King - It's no act, this is what we deal with every single week.

Shannon Moore - Any more predictable and I'd think it was Gafney over here. *Shannon propped his feet up on the announcer table getting comfortable.

[Tyson Tomko threw the bat down, walked over and grabbed a hold of the sledgehammer. Tomko kept Sadistikal eyed up as Christ tried to climb to his feet. Just as he almost got all of the way up Tomko came in and smashed the Sledgehammer into Sadistikal sending him over the ropes back to the outside. Tomko climbed outside and followed after Sadistikal. Tomko grabbed the back of Sadistikal's head and slammed him into the announcer's table. Sadistikal was covered in blood, busted wide open. Tomko rolled Sadistikal up onto the table. Tomko climbed up on it, helped lift Sadistikal up in position. Tomko then picked Sadistikal up in a hanging suplex. Sadistikal wrigled out of the hold mid air, and on the way down grabbed Tyson Tomko's head and delivered a swinging neckbreaker on Tomko, into the table causing it to break as they crashed through it. Both men were down on the floor.]

JR - Bah Gawd he Killed him! He killed him king!

Shannon Moore - Hey! I was just getting comfortable out here. Now my candy is all over the floor. Everytime I have something good, it's knocked right out from under my feet.

[Sadistikal was the first up to his feet, he grabbed a hold of Tyson Tomko, helped him up then whipped Tomko towards the turnbuckle. Tomko came out with an irish whip reverse and whipped Sadistikal down into the steel steps. Tyson Tomko rolled into the ring taking a breather. Sadistikal pulled himself up to his feet. He rolled into the ring. Tomko walked over and started to pick up Sadistikal, but as he did Sadistikal reached down and picked up the Kendo stick and jabbed Tomko in the stomach of Tyson Tomko. Tomko doubled over as Sadistikal cracked him over the back. Sadistikal then lined up his shot, as he swung for Tomko's head, Tomko ducked under it, grabbed Sadistikal and delivered a sidewalk slam right onto the other chair lying in the ring.]

JR - Tomko just put Sadistikal flat on is back.

Shannon Moore - Funny, that's the last position I saw Kris' mom in.

Kris Gafney - Seriously? Do you have to go there? It's making me sick and tired.

Shannon Moore - That's what she said. Seriously, relax, switch to decaf or something.

King - I would pay for you to come back every week Shannon. I haven't heard Kris this quiet in months.

JR - I think all of you need to focus on thie match, I don't think it has much longer.

[Sadistikal tried to start climbing back up to his feet. Tomko came in on Sadistikal only for Sadistikal to nail a drop toe hold and knock Tomko back into the steel chair from earlier. Vampire Christ calls for the Vampire Bite. As he does The Joker slides into the ring and dropkicks Sadistikal from behind. The Joker picks up the steel chair laying flat in the ring and lines up his shot then clobbers Sadistikal over the head. The Joker props Sadistikal back up in the turnbuckle, picks up the trash can that was in the ring and places it over Sadistikal's head. The Joker places a Joker card on top of the trash can and slides out of the ring laughing. Tomko with blood draining from his head climbs up to his feet, sees the predicament Sadistikal is in, hits the ropes, and delivered the big boot to Sadistikal's head with the trash can on. Sadistikal went down as Tomko made the cover ...1...2...3! The referee called for the bell declaring Tyson Tomko the winner via pinfall.]
{Close match between the rp's. Staff felt that Tomko edged it out in the quality.}

(Mike note: Felt about that, I just felt Tomko was good enough text wise, and had enough quality stuff to just edge out VC. But Still was really close. Just wanted to give a more detailed version of my thoughts about this match.)

JR - Tyson Tomko retains, with a little help from The Joker. What a match!

Shannon Moore - Yeah, it was great, but I have to get out of here. I'm sure I've got a crazy woman expecting some chocolates, and now that you guys ate all of mine, I have to buy some more. Kris, say hello to your girlfriend for me, and if she's out of air, you can get patches at Wal-Mart.

King - I love it JR.

JR - You guys are too much. That will do it for us here on Shockwave, we'll see you next week. Have a good night folks!

(Shannon Moore takes off his headset, takes off JR's hat and hands it to a kid in the front row and heads towards the back as Tyson Tomko celebrates his win and Shockwave goes off of the air.)