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EMF: Dark Horizon

(Copyright information flash over the screen, and we fade into a highlight video of how the matches on this show came about. We fade away as an announcer welcomes us to Dark Horizon 2008. We go into the darken arena in Cleveland, Ohio as fireworks blasts on the stage. The lights turn on as fans are yelling and waving their signs. Some of the signs say "Tomko said NO!", "CM Punk =MDK?", and "Mickie! Do a DOUBLE claw!")

JR-Welcome to another edition of Dark Horizon. Hello again, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler and Kris "KG" Gaffney. We have a great show for you tonight.

King-Headlined by a ladder match between CM Punk and Jarred Carthallion.

Kris Gaffney-Should be interesting watching Jarred going down….to the ring..

JR-Let's get this night started…

("Strangehold" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-This is the first of two individual matches that will pit the Organization against Men on a Mission.

King-Whoever wins this match will set the tone.

Kris Gaffney-I bet they split…and then your hyping will mean nothing.

King-….way to bring us down…

("Paint it back" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-Since returning to the EMF, Firestorm has had quite a bit of success. I'm sure it's only a matter of time until he gets his hands on EMF gold.

King-With the Organization behind him, it probably is a matter of time.

Kris Gaffney-It is? Guess that means you have to bet on it…

King-You know it…

[Dewey Pond and Firestorm pace around the ring, and they lock up. They look for the advantage, but neither are stronger than the other. They switch back and forth with the advantage as they get closer, and closer into the corner. It just so happens that Dewey Pond ends up in the corner, but it wasn't a true test of who was stronger between the two. The ref calls for the clean break, and slowly Firestorm backs away, only to hit a cheap fist to the face. Dewey Pond reels in the corner, and Firestorm measures up. Firestorm hits a few knife edge chops to Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond reels in the corner, Firestorm brings Dewey Pond out of the corner. Then whips him to the ropes, and Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and hits a back elbow to the face of Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond falls to the mat, and goes up in the sitting position. He then Firestorm measures up, and does a flipping neck snap on Dewey Pond that puts him down on the mat. Firestorm goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………2…………..KICK OUT by Dewey Pond. Firestorm looks at the ref like he's a moron, and puts Dewey Pond in an arm bar. Firestorm places it on the mat, and hits a knee drop into the arm. Dewey Pond is in pain, as Firestorm holds on to the arm bar. Dewey Pond decides that he needs to find a way out of the hold. Dewey Pond slowly gets up to his feet, and looks for a way out of the hold. Dewey Pond backs Firestorm to the ropes, and whips Firestorm off of the hold. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Dewey Pond gets hit with a shoulder block. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat, and then gets up to his feet Firestorm hits a fist that knocks down Firestorm. Dewey Pond get up to his feet, and stumbles right into Firestorm who sets up Dewey Pond, and hits a full nelson slam. He goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………..2………kick out by Dewey Pond once again. Firestorm doesn't bother to complain. He just hits a few stomps on the downed Dewey Pond, and Dewey crawls over into the corner. Firestorm hits a few stomps on Dewey Pond who is trying to get up in the corner. Once he's beaten down, Firestorm places his boot on the throat of Dewey Pond. The ref counts to 4, and finally Firestorm lets go of the choke hold before he is DQed. The crowd boos this, and Firestorm tells them to shut up.]

JR-Firestorm was dangerously close to being DQed.

King-That wouldn't be good for their tag team title dreams.

Kris Gaffney- No…probably wouldn't make his agent too happy either.

[Firestorm pulls Dewey Pond up in the corner, and hits one more fists to the face. Firestorm whips Dewey Pond into the corner, and Dewey Pond crashes into the opposite side turnbuckle hard. Firestorm taunts the crowd, and charges at Dewey Pond. But Dewey Pond is able to counter with a back eblow. Firestorm stumbles back, and charges at Dewey Pond once again, but Dewey Pond gets his foot up. Firestorm stumbles around, and Dewey Pond pulls himself up, and leaps off and hits a swinging DDT that drives Firestorm's head into the mat. Dewey Pond slowly goes into the cover, and throws his arm over Firestorm. The ref counts 1……………2………….KICK OUT by Firestorm. Dewey Pond can't really react to this as he's still effected from the moves he's gotten so far, Dewey Pond rolls under the bottom rope trying to take all the time he's been given to recover. He gets up, Firestorm is slowly getting up. He charges at Dewey Pond trying to knock him off of the apron to try to get the match back into his control. But Dewey Pond is able to counter this with a shoulder block into the gut. The stuns Firestorm back, Dewey Pond measures, and sling shots himself up to the top rope. Then Dewey Pond leaps off of the top rope, and hits a flying forearm to the face of Firestorm that knocks him down to the mat. Dewey Pond takes a few more moments to rest, as he lets Firestorm get up, Firestorm takes a wild swing at Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond ducks under it, and hits a double leg take down into a set up. Dewey Pond points towards the nearest turnbuckle. He hits a catapault that sends Firestorm flying into the corner, and hits face into the top turnbuckle. Firestorm stumbles backwards, Dewey Pond sets him up and hits a germen suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1……………………2…………….. kick out by Firestorm.]

JR-Firestorm barely kick out!

King-That wouldn't make the Organization very happy.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not…

[Dewey Pond decides that it's time to try to put away as he whips Firestorm off of the ropes, and goes for the Dew Drop. But Firestorm is able to slide from the back, and push Dewey Pond right into the ref. The ref goes down, Dewey hits a clothesline on Firestorm. Dewey Pond tries to wake up the ref, Dewey Pond turns around and gets speared by Marquise. Marquise looks down, and slides out of the ring as the ref is coming to, Firestorm is slowly getting up, and didn't see what happened. Dewey Pond is trying to get to his feet, Firestorm pulls him up the rest of the way and hits the Firestarter, he goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………2………….3!]

("Obsession" plays as Mickie James makes her way onto the ramp, holding the Womens Title, to a chorus of boos.)

Finkle: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall... with the rule being is Jackie Gayda is unsuccessful in regaining the EMF Women's Championship her contract will not be renewed! On her way to the ring... the EMF Women's Champion... Mickie James!"

JR: "Mickie James sure has been on a role in EMF since her debut... shes looked unstoppable!"

King: "But she doesn't even have to be pinned to lose her title tonight..."

Kris: "Do we have to state that EVERY TIME a champion defends in a triple threat?

" King: "Apparantly..."

("Generic Theme" Plays as Jackie comes out onto the ramp to cheers, but also a mixture of boos as well.)

JR: Jackie must be confused by Maria's addition to this title match...

King: "Makes little difference.."

Kris: "Jackie could just ask her friend to lay down and keep her job and gain the title again!"

("With Legs like that" plays as Maria comes out to more cheers than Jackie got.)

JR: And here comes the wildcard...

King: "Maria can go wild on me anytime.."

Kris: "Well she'll soon be in playboy... then we all get an eyeful!"

(The bell sounds. Mickie walks across the ring towards Maria and hugs her. She pulls her head back, and looks as if she's about to kiss Maria. Jackie looks furious and pulls Mickie back and begins hammering away on her. Maria just stands looking on, not sure what she should do. Jackie lifts Mickie up and throws her into the ropes. She comes back and lifts Mickie and Mickie counters into a head scissors. Jackie goes down and then Mickie lifts her again and hits a scoop slam. She covers for the 1.... 2.... kick out. Maria continues to look on, and Mickie smiles at her.)

JR: Maria didn't move to save Jackie...

King: Shes really confused here...

Kris: She should just get naked already....

(Mickie picks up Jackie, who hits a thumb to the eye, and then takes controll, hammering away at Mickie with some hard slaps. She grabs Mickie and knocks her down with a DDT. Jackie then steps on Mickie's hair, before pulling her up, putting Mickie in a lot of pain. The referee goes over and yells at Jackie. Jackie drops her and then lifts up Mickie again. She hurls Mickie through the ropes to the outside. Mickie climbs up and Jackie nails a baseball slide, before sliding out of the ring.)

JR: Maria still yet to contribute...

King: Shes in a horrible situation...

Kris: Sure is... sucks to be here.... between 2 hot women...

King: I'm not at ALL jealous...

(Jackie turns to Maria and begins to yell at her to help her. Maria seems to be arguing back with Jackie, saying she doesn't want to hurt either of them. Jackie gets more and more angry at Maria and then decides to roll out of the ring to take this out on Mickie instead. Mickie stumbles up and Jackie throws her hard into the barricade. Jackie then uses her foot to choke Mickie against the barricade. The referee can not do anything as there is no Disqualifications, but again he shouts at Jackie disapprovingly. Jackie backs off and lets Mickie stumble up and then kicks her in the gut and nails a hard DDT. Mickie goes down and looks hurt. Maria looks on, concerned. Jackie then runs around the ring and slides in while Maria is still looking at Mickie. She goes up behind Maria and rolls her into a school boy for the 1..... 2...... kick out!)

JR: That was.... kind of cheap?

King: I think she expected her friend to lay down to save her job...

Kris: Maria's no jobber! Maybe Fyre would have done that!

(Jackie looks at Maria angrily. She delivers a slap to Maria and then hits a few more to knock her back. Jackie throws Maria into the ropes and then clotheslines her down. She covers again for the 1.... 2.... kick out. Jackie again looks angry that Maria wont save her job. Maria gets up and yells back at Jackie. Mickie slides into the ring, carrying a steel chair. She cracks the chair over Jackie's back. Jackie falls to her knees and gets a chair shot to the head! Mickie laughs and then smiles at Maria. She picks Jackie up and holds her arms back, asking Maria if she wants to get some revenge. Maria looks on, even more confused. She tells Mickie she doesn't want to and Mickie looks disapointed. She picks Jackie up to her feet but Jackie hits some elbows to knock her back. Jackie grabs Mickie and hits a snapmere. She then delivers a drop kick, but drops to the mat herself, still feeling the chair shots.)

JR: Maria so far refusing to get involved... despite Jackie's attack on her...

King: Jackies losing it....

Kris: There's your chance!

(Mickie gets up first and takes Jackie and throws her back to the outside. Mickie slides out and goes under the ring and pulls out a table. The crowd roar in excitement as Mickie sets the table up. Jackie gets to her feet and the two trade blows and then Mickie hits a thumb to the eye followed by a quick snap suplex. Mickie lifts Jackie and drags her to the table. She tries to bounce Jackie's head off of it but Jackie blocks with her hand. Jackie hits a slap on Mickie and then as Mickie backs away she lifts her to look for an F-Off! As she goes to hit it, Mickie begins to try and counter it into a head-scissors. The result is that Jackie loses her balence and both women fall and crash through the table. They both look out of it as Maria looks on, still unwilling to get involved.)

JR: Maria could become champion here easily... but seems she doesn't care for it... she just wants her friends to be ok.

King: Great job shes doing....

Kris: Shes the only person in the world who wouldn't go for the title here....

(Eventually, as they begin to stir a little, Maria slides out of the ring. She grabs Jackie and throws her into the ring. She then goes to check on Mickie, who is seemingly more hurt than Jackie. Jackie notices this and looks angry. Maria slides into the ring and Jackie charges at her with a clothesline and then goes down and repeatedly slaps her. She still looks in a hell of a lot of pain but her anger is fuelling her to carry on. She then signals for the end of the match, lifts Maria, and puts her in position for the F-Off. The crowd boo heavily. What Jackie doesn't notice is Mickie sliding into the ring, still looking hurt. Jackie turns, still with Maria in her shoulders, and walks into a Mick-Kick! The effort takes it all out of Mickie too, who falls to the floor, but Maria lands on top of Jackie... and the referee counts 1...... 2......... 3!)

JR: What on earth?

King: What was..... unexpected?

Kris: Wow.... She just ended her girlfriends title reign and her friends career without throwing a single slap....

Finkle: Here is your winner... and the NEW EMF Women's Champion.... Maria!

(Maria looks stunned as shes handed the championship. She looks at it and smiles for a second, but then looks down at Jackie and Mickie and looks like she just killed someone. Mickie gets to her feet and looks shocked as well, but beams at Maria and embraces her with a hug and a kiss on the cheek before leaving the ring. Maria looks at Jackie, and then decides to leave before Jackie attacks her again. She looks devestated as she turns back and sees Jackie on her knees, with tears rolling down her face. The fans give her a standing ovation, but she doesn't seem to know how to react to it.She rolls out of the ring and slowly makes her way to the back for the last time.)

JR: The career of one of the all time greats in Womens Wrestling has ended here tonight..

King: By perhaps the biggest fluke title win of all time...

Kris: Sucks to be all 3 of them right now....

("Golden Age of Grotesque" blasts on the PA system as Danni Vesneski walks to the ring.)

JR-This guy hasn't found a microphone he hasn't liked!

King-If he has an opinion, he will say it, that's for sure JR!

Kris Gaffney-Seems that his words are not the only thing that he allows to speak for him.

("Problem Solver" blasts on the PA system as Tyson TOmko walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-There is no doubt that Tyson Tomko is a great competitor, but you can't like how he got here.

King-You know if you took the path that Tomko did, you might not have been fired so much.

Kris Gaffney-….and for taking that path, we thank you…

("Cowboy" blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas as Chad Vargas walks out with his guitar.)

JR-Chad Vargas since coming to the Extreme Measures Federation has been very impressive, and win or not here. I believe it won't be long until he holds gold.

King-The guitar reminds me of someone…not sure who…

Kris Gaffney-Maybe a relative…

("Ricky Ramon's theme" blasts on the PA system as Ricky Ramon walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The new Extreme champion has his handful…that's for sure.

King-Well, he has his work cut out for him.

Kris Gaffney-Wouldn't have hurt to bring Riley with him though…

[The four wreslters stand in their corner, and then they wait for the first person to make the first move. Danni Vesneski being pissed off at Ricky Ramon charges at him, and takes him down with a spear that makes the two wrestlers fall out of the ring, and start to brawl in the outside of the ring. Inside of the ring, Chad Vargas is hammering fists on Tyson Tomko who is reeling on the ropes, and Chad Vargas tries to whip him to the ropes. But it's stopped, by Tyson Tomko who stands there. Chad Vargas once again tries to whip him to the ropes, but Tyson Tomko doesn't move at all. Chad Vargas gets pulled into Tyson Tomko who picks up Chad Vargas into a bear hug, and drives him into the corner. Tyson Tomko hits a few shoulder blocks into the corner. The ref starts to warn Tyson Tomko, and Tomko acts like he might hit the ref. Just so he can make the ref flitch, and so he can laugh at him. Tyson Tomko whips Chad Vargas to the other side of the ring, but it's reversed. Tyson Tomko bounces off the turnbuckle, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas gets up dazed, and Tyson Tomko picks up Chad Vargas, and hits a body slam. Tyson Tomko goes to the ropes, and leaps in the air, then hits a knee drop to the face. Chad Vargas gets up in the corner, and Tyson Tomko charges at Chad Vargas, and hits a running clothesline. Chad stumbles out of the corner. Tyson Tomko scoops him up, and puts him over his shoulder. He charges out of the corner for a running power slam, but Chad Vargas slides out of the back. Tyson Tomko turns around, and Chad Vargas hits a front jaw breaker on him. Tyson Tomko stumbles back stunned, and Chad Vargas goes into the corner. He turns around, and loosens, and takes off the turnbuckle cover off. Before he turns around, he senses Tomko coming at him. He dives out of the corner, and Tomko goes into the corner into the unprotect turnbuckle. Tyson Tomko stumbles out of the corner, and turns away from the corner. Chad Vargas pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, he measures Tyson Tomko who is stumbling around. Chad Vargas comes off of the second turnbuckle and hits a flying bulldog that drives Tyson Tomko's face into the mat. Chad Vargas goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………2………..someone reaches into the ring, and pulls Vargas off of the cover.]

JR-It looks like Vesneski was able to stop that count before it got to three.

King-If it would have gotten to three.

Kris Gaffney-Your suppose to support the heel.

King-Meh…people like it if I'm indifferent to either of them…

[Danni Vesneski pulls Chad Vargas out of the ring, and then Chad Vargas turns towards him, and only to get blasted with a chair for his troubles. He goes down to the mat, and then from behind Ricky Ramon comes from behind on Danni Vesneski, and is able to hit a clubbing blow to the back of the head. Danni Vesneski goes down to the mat, and Ricky Ramon picks the chair that was dropped by Danni Vesneski. Ricky Ramon measures up Danni Vesneski, then hits a chair shot to the gut. This doubles over Danni Vesneski. Ricky Ramon raise the chair over his head, and then smashes it across the back of Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon goes down to the mat around the ring side. Ricky Ramon gets hit with a few stomps by Danni Vesneski. He grabs Ricky Ramon, and pulls him up to his feet. Ricky Ramon gets thrown into the ring, and then he rolls into the ring himself . Danni Vesneski gets up, and measures up as Ricky Ramon is getting up to his feet. Danni Vesneski hits a fist to the face, and tries to whip Ricky Ramon to the ropes. But it's reversed by Ricky Ramon. Danni Vesneski bounces off of the ropes, but hooks on the ropes before coming towards Danni Vesneski. However, Tyson Tomko has gotten up, and tries to take his head off with a running boot. But Danni Vesneski ducks it, and Tyson Tomko is stuck on the middle rope in a lot of pain. Danni Vesneski hits a standing drop kick that knocks him out of the ring. On the outside, Chad Vargas blasts Tyson Tomko with a chair. Danni Vesneski says a few things, and charges at Ricky Ramon who has gotten up. Ricky Ramon hits a front spine buster on Danni Vesneski.Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and Danni Vesneski is the first to get up. He stumbles towards Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon hits Danni Vesneski with an atomic drop that stuns Danni Vesneski. Ricky Ramon hits a fist to the face, and knocks down Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski gets up, and takes a swing at Ricky Ramon. But it's ducked under, and Ricky Ramon hits a Russian leg sweep, and goes into the cover. Ricky Ramon gets the 1…………..2…………kick out by Danni Vesneski. Ricky Ramon looks at the ref, and decides that he should do some other move on the top rope. He climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Danni Vesneski to get up. Danni Vesneski stumbles up to his feet.]

JR-It looks like Danni Vesneski is closing in on the Extreme title.

King-Man, I wanted Ramon to win…maybe he could pull an Edge! Only with Riley.

Kris Gaffney-What are you talking about?

King-No…clue….

[Danni Vesneski jumps off of the top rope, but Ricky Ramon counters with a drop kick that sends Danni Vesneski to the outsid.e Danni Vesneski is down on the mat around ring side, he's trying to get up to his feet. But suddenly a man jumps over the barricade, it's Vinny Venom. He grabs the guitar, and stalks behind Danni Vesneski. Danni turns around right into Venom who smashes Danni over the head with the guitar. The ref from the inside of the ring yells at Venom, who backs away, and leaves the way he came. In the ring Chad Vargas takes the chance to sneak up on Ricky Ramon, and school boy's him. The ref counts 1…………2…Chad Vargas grabs the tights….KICK OUT!! Chad Vargas can't believe it, he's arguing with the ref, and the ref says it was a 2 count. Chad Vargas pulls Ricky Ramon up, and Chad Vargas is caught off guard with a sit down jaw breaker. Ricky Ramon gets to his feet, and hits a clothesline over the top rope. He turns around into a big boot by Tomko, and Tomko falls into a cover on Ramon. Tomko gets a 1………….2………3!]

JR-Tomko laid in wait, and Ramon forgot about him.

King-Seems people on Cena's good side don't pull any punches…even against other Cena supporters.

(note: Lost the run in request from Chad, so if I got it wrong Chad, let me know. I had to do it from memory. So know that it can change.)

("Ties that Bind" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-SammyExtreme has had a great start since starting off in the Extreme Measures Federation.

King-He has a long ways to go though.

Kris Gaffney-I'm pegging him for my pick in the IBA draft though…

("Marquise's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marquise walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-This is Marquise's first match in a while.

King-Should be interesting to see if he has any ring rust.

Kris Gaffney-Do they ever?

King-Do you remember Triple H in 2002?

Kris Gaffney-Oh…yeah….I see your point.

[SammyExtreme slides into the ring, and charges at Marquise. Marquise goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under. Marquise turns around, and SammyExtreme hits a standing drop kick that knocks down Marquise with a standing drop kick. Marquise gets up (after being knocked down), and SammyExtreme hits a fist to the face that knocks down Marquise. Marquise gets up, and then SammyExtreme notices that Marquise has stumbled towards the ropes. SammyExtreme hits a clothesline over the top rope on Marquise. Marquise goes flying out of the ring, and falls on the arena floor. SammyExtreme slides out of the ring, and hits a few stomps on the downed Marquise. Marquise gets up to his feet, and then SammyExtreme pulls up Marquise. SammyExtreme hits a knee into the gut, and this doubles over Marquise. SammyExtreme picks up Marquise, and drops him on the guard rail face first. Marquise stumbles around, and SammyExtreme grabs Marquise, then throws him into the ring. SammyExtreme jumps on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. SammyExtreme waits for Marquise to get up, once he does, SammyExtreme leaps off of the top rope. Then catches Marquise with a flying clothesline. SammyExtreme goes into the cover, and gets a 1…………..2…………kick out by Marquise. SammyExtreme hits a few stomps on the downed Marquise. Marquise is in pain, and SammyExtreme picks up Marquise, and backs him into the corner. SammyExtreme hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut. Marquise is in pain with every shoulder block, and SammyExtreme whips Marquise to the other side of the ring. Marquise crashes into the corner, and stumbles out of the corner. SammyExtreme hits a diving clothesline. Marquise gets up stunned, and SammyExtreme picks up Marquise over his shoulder, and then backs up into the corner. SammyExtreme hits a running powerslam out of the corner. He goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………..2……………kick out. SammyExtreme looks at the ref, and then grabs Marquise by the hair, and lifts him up, and hits a body slam. He looks over to the turnbuckle.]

JR-Seems that SammyExtreme is going to fly here.

Kris Gaffney-But he's like 6'7"

King-So? I seen X-Cold in his prime do a moonsault….to the other side of the ring!

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if Gates will let me draft out of the EMF?

[SammyExtreme goes outside of the ropes, and then climbs up to the top rope. He measures up, and goes for his shooting star press (and no…the sim hasn't taken over my body). But Marquise moves out of the way, and SammyExtreme crashes into the mat, and then both wrestlers are down on the mat. Marquise takes a few moments to rest, and SammyExtreme slowly gets to his feet, and Marquise hits a running clothesline that knocks down SammyExtreme. Marquise comes off of the ropes, and SammyExtreme gets hit with a running forearm that knocks him down to the mat. SammyExtreme gets up really dazed now, and takes a wild swing. Marquise ducks it, and hits a belly to back suplex. SammyExtreme bounces off of the mat, and then goes over to the ropes. Marquise pushes SammyExtreme's throat into the second rope, as SammyExtreme is choking the ref counts to 4, and Marquise lets go. Marquise runs to the ropes, and then comes off of the ropes. Marquise leaps off, and comes down across the back of SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet dazed. Marquise kicks SammyExtreme in the gut, then sets him up. He then hits a swinging neck breaker from a vertical suplex position. Marquise goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………2………..kick out by SammyExtreme. Marquise picks up SammyExtreme, and locks his arms into an under hook, and hits a underhook suplex on SammyExtreme. Marquise hits a low drop kick into the back of his head to bring him back down to the mat. Marquise goes to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. He then hits a splash on SammyExtreme into another cover, and gets a 1…………….2………kick out by SammyExtreme. Marquise looks up, thinking that it should have been a three count. But instead of complaining too much, Marquise pulls SammyExtreme up, and puts him in a chin lock.]

JR-The more experienced Marquise is wearing down the rookie SammyExtreme.

King-He's not going to get away with another win.

Kris Gaffney-Eeeeerrr…with the roll he's on, I wouldn't bet against him…

[SammyExtreme slowly gets up, and hits a few elbows to the gut of Marquise, but before he can do anything. Marquise sets up for a belly to back suplex, but SammyExtreme rolls out of the back. SammyExtreme pushes Marquise forward, and almost goes into the ref, who is trying to get Dewey Pond who got up on the apron distracting the ref. Knowing what he is there. Marquise pushes the ref out of the way, and goes for a punch. As the ref is turned away, Dewey Pond ducks, and hits a hang man. Marquise stumbles back, and SammyExtreme does a quick roll up into a bridge. Marquise struggles, but can't get out as the ref counts 1…………2………….3!]

JR-That attack on Dewey Pond cost Marquise.

King-I don't think giving you your own medicine is good!

(The EMF tron lights up with a troubled looking Maria who sitting down on a bench in the women's locker room looking down at the women's title. Suddenly the door opens as the clicking of high heels are heard, and Amy Jericho is seen in a purple dress. And pushing a baby stroller with her daughter in it. She sits down next to Maria, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Um.....hi Maria.

(Maria looks at Amy... then back at her title. She seems calm... but all of a sudden blurts out...)

Maria: I didn't mean it! Don't hate me Amy....

.::Amy Jericho::.-I don't hate you, eeeerrr I know you didn't mean it. Trust me....I know how this feels, and I actually fought back.

Maria: But you didn't end her career and push her into being McMahon's sex slave did you?

.::Amy Jericho::.-No...I just kind of made her Cena's slave to be used against me, and it almost ended up killing me. But that's not the point, it's similar, and you can't blame yourself. As for Jackie, not so sure what's up with her, but she's not exactly right now, or she would realize it's not exactly over as she seems to think it is.

Maria: Her contract is up and she cant afford to be out of work... tonight was her last chance... she was against my girlfriend but even so.... I wanted her to win it... I don't want her to be fired...

.::Amy Jericho::.-Didn't know she was that bad off...I mean she still gained 30% of Cena's riches. But yeah...I know, but she hasn't bothered to even go to the other co-owner. She forgets that Cena's not the only one that runs the show. Ah...I'm not sure what were going to do with Jackie at all Maria.

Maria: If she could go to Mike she would... she told me she can't get in touch with him. And she said you wouldn't return her calls.... she's going crazy... and this is proably going to top it all off....

(Suddenly something clicked in her head.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh geez....well...she did call me once. But no more than that, I was getting my dress, and taking a call with Jackie at the time didn't seem like a wise thing to do. I did forget, but that was the only time she tried to call me.

Maria: Oh God... I just don't know what to do with her.. I really don't.... and now... I'M the champion.... how can I live with that?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah...I'm not exactly sure either. Eeeerrr, I don't want to worry you about it. But, eeeerrr...there is a lot of emotions when it comes to Jackie. She is forgetting how much we both fought and sacrificed for her. She's just too far gone to give us the benefit of the doubt, but I'll see if I can talk to Mike. I'm pretty sure I can get in contact with Sierra at least.

Maria: Maybe... I just feel bad... I should have just lay down for her... I don't know why I didn't.

.::Amy Jericho::.-I understand that, and I don't. I know what Mickie's up to, but regardless...you were in a tough spot no matter what. Let's be honest here, had you done that. Mickie would have shown her true colors on you, and I think you know that.

Maria: Mickie's the least of my worries right now... she can do whatever she wants.... but i'm still sat here... with her championship....

(Amy not knowing what to do anymore, decides talking isn't going to solve anything. Instead she kind of gives Maria a hug in a way to say it was going to be alright. Suddenly, John Cena enters the room.)

Cena: Hows it going champ? Oh and Amy... the companies top Diva.... i'm glad to find you here...

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, a woman in the woman's locker room. Small world, huh? However, this is the second time you are here...when you don't belong. So let me guess...all the times you told me to get a sex change, you were the one that actually wanted one!

Cena: Maybe..... would be nice to be able to dress in here with you.... but no. I'm just here to make sure the company top asset... and Playboys next model... is doing ok.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Considering the situations you put us in, we could be worse. Your lucky you still have us both, I'd love to see what your ratings would be like then....

Cena: Ratings don't rely on you Amy... you're hardly ever on the show. But still... I need to keep you happy... being how imporant you are to me and Mr Heffner right now...

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, that's right, because I tend to get the highest rating segments in the last two years? Two time face of the year...eeeerrr...are you on something? Because obviously you meant to say Maria is important to "Mr. Heffner".

Cena: Oh... I think not.... you see Amy... Mr Heffner might have an interest in Maria... but he is also, now, interested in you too....

(She crosses her arms, and rolls her eyes.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-And why don't I know this? I've gotten offers before, dating back to the RWA. But I always respectfully turn them down, so why does it matter. It's always been no, and now with everything in my life it's especially no!

Cena: Im sorry Amy... but you don't have a say now.... Mr Heffner has asked me... and I have accepted on your behalf. You forget... your my top Diva... and you have a duty to represent this company in any way I want!

.::Amy Jericho::.-Then un-agree, I'm your top diva, but that's inside of the EMF. Playboy is un OUTSIDE the EMF thing, and I'm simply not going to do it. I'm a wife and mother now.

Cena: But doesn't your role as top diva include promoting the EMF outside of the EMF itself? And in whatever way I decide? Seems you have very limited choice...

.::Amy Jericho::.-And? If I refuse? Or I decide to retire right now. What can you do to stop me. You don't have the right to do this to me, it's my body, and I shouldn't be forced to show everything because you say so.

Cena: Fine.... leave.... if you want Ashley here to grow up homeless.... then leave... break your contract.... be sued. Or... you can do as I say.... its your call. Hell... if you end up on the streets... I can always take Ashley in and let her live with Eddie..."

Maria: Come on Amy... it'd be awesome! Me and you together.... it wont be bad at all!

(She closes her eyes, and decides to ignore Cena's threat.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-....posing naked? I'm sorry Maria. I mean there is nothing wrong with your decision, but in the end it's your decision. Your young, don't have a family yet. It's different when you have one...

Maria: But it'd be so much cooler to do it with my friend Amy.... please consider this oppertunity!

.::Amy Jericho::.-According to him, I have nothing to consider. What type of role model would I be to my daughter?

Maria: The daughter who convinced me to pose? I think she'd be happy for you!

.::Amy Jericho::.-She would be ashamed to see that when she found out about it when she grew up...

*Ashley starts to cry, and Amy gets a confused look. Amy shrugs, goes over to Ashley's stroller, looking down on her daughter to calm her down.*

.::Amy Jericho::.-Awwww...that's ok sweetheart...I'll pose naked...yay...I will.....*Ashley gets a happy look, which shocks Amy that it worked, and she whispers over to Cena*...no I won't! *in a louder voice* You can't do this to me.

Cena: Looks like Ashley has spoken.....

.::Amy Jericho::.-She's one years old, she doesn't understand what this all means.

Cena: She understands more than you give her credit for... she wants you to do it... Maria wants you to do it... I want you to do it... in fact... i'm making you do it...

.::Amy Jericho::.-And I don't want to do it! While the pay in this job is poor as you won't admit, I don't exactly need the extra money. What do I need to do to make you uncommit me, because neither option I have is acceptable for me. You got me in a dress, doing these stupid contests, you have my company, what else could you want?! This isn't necessary, and you know it!!

Cena: I'm open to offers if you want to get out of it... but I think there's only one thing i'd accept! But Amy... let me tell you... if the thought of me not doing something made Laura cry... and the thought of me doing it made her happy... i'd do it... whatever it was. Then again... I guess I might just love and value my daughter more than you do yours...

.::Amy Jericho::.-For all you know that was a coinsidence, and Maria got her use to being calmed with claiming she would pose naked for her. So if Laura disapproved of how you treated women, including me. If she told you to, you would give me back my company that you blackmailed from under me?

Cena: Of course I would... anything for my little princess.

.::Amy Jericho::.-You are such a liar! As for what this thing you want, do you think I know what you want? You got me completely helpless, hurting my feet in these stupid heels, so...let's get it out in the open. What would you want? I'm not playing a guessing game.

Cena: You know what I want Amy.... the same thing i've always wanted.... to have sex with you.... shockingly. I mean... what else is there for you to offer me? I certainly don't want you to make some cards for Shockwaves for me.....

.::Amy Jericho::.-I'd do anything, but I won't lower myself to have sex with you! It's all the same thing, you just in the end want to see me naked, your sick.....bas.....eeeeeeerrr (she can't say it because of Ashley)...man.

Cena: I'll inform the Heff that you're on board then?

.::Amy Jericho::.-NO! Come on...this isn't a good thing for anyone involved. With all my reasons, Heffner's not going to be happy with a pissed off model during a shoot. And if he's not happy your not happy!

Cena: You did always look hot when you were angry... i'm sure we could work with it.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh.....you!

(Amy looks very angry, so much that her right hand starts to shake in a fist.)

Cena: See... there's the look... right there.... imagine that naked..... looks good to me! I'll make the call.... good luck Amy!

(Cena smirks at Amy, before removing his cell phone from his pocket, and leaving the room. Amy knowing it's hopeless, just melts down on the bench, and puts her hands in her hair. Maria looks at her, and places an arm round her, as we fade out.)

("Firebreather" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-His Organization teammate was able to get the win, and I'm sure that Tazte would like to make this a successful night for the stable as a whole along with so much more.

King-That's right, Men on a Mission are sure to be one of the teams going for the next shot at Revolution, and the Organization are going to make sure that they are in that same race.

Kris Gaffney-Plus he attacked him…

JR and King-……….

("Through the fire" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring.)

JR-Well as Kris mentioned…to Troy Gafgen, he probably isn't too happy with what Scott Tazte did last week.

King-That is never a good way to please anyone…that's for sure…

[Scott Tazte runs at Troy Gafgen as he gets into the ring over the top rope, and starts to hammer him with fists to the face. Troy Gafgen looks dazed, but then he counters with a head butt, and Scott Tazte goes flying back. Troy Gafgen comes into the ring, and hits a running forearm to the face that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte gets up, and Troy Gafgen hits a knee into the gut, then Troy Gafgen hits a clubbing blow to the back of Scott Tazte that puts him down on his knee's. Troy Gafgen picks up Scott Tazte, and pushes him into the corner. Scott Tazte is backed into the corner, and Troy Gafgen hits a back eblow into the corner on Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen follows up with a fist to the face. The ref warns him, but can't do much as it's a hardcore match. Troy Gafgen goes back into the corner, and then whips Scott Tazte into the other side of the ring. Scott Tazte flips over the top turnbuckle, and on to the apron. Scott Tazte stumbles on the apron, and then Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes and uses the ropes to sling shot Scott Tazte into the ring on his back. Scott Tazte is in pain as he holds his back. He stumbles up, and Scott Tazte walks right into the waiting arms of Troy Gafgen who grabs him by the hair, and then hip tosses him almost across the ring. Scott Tazte has a very pained expression on his face as he gets to his feet. He turns around, and walks right into a running big boot to the face of Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………2……….kick out by Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen doesn't argue, rather he decides to inflict more pain on Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen picks up Scott Tazte, and whips him to the ropes. Scott Tazte bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and hits a big back body drop that sends Scott Tazte flying through the air, and crashing down on the mat hard. Scott Tazte slowly stumbles up to his feet, and goes right into the waiting arms of Troy Gafgen. Who picks up into a double handed sit down choke slam into a pin. Troy Gafgen gets a 1………………..2………………kick out by Scott Tazte. Troy Gafgen sits on the mat, and looks at the ref, asking whether or not that was three or not. This allows Scott Tazte to roll out of the ring.]

JR-It looks like Scott Tazte is rolling out of bounds to try to change his strategy.

King-Just like his agent said to do.

Kris Gaffney-Guess they do have a use in wrestling after all…

[Scott Tazte uses the apron to keep up, but suddenly from the ring Troy Gafgen grabs Scott Tazte by the hair, and lifts him into the ring. Troy Gafgen looks like he's about to do some sort of move, but Scott Tazte hits a hang man that snaps Troy Gafgen's neck off of the top rope. Scott Tazte stumbles over to the time keepers area, and takes his seat. Scott Tazte rolls into the ring, and smashes Troy Gafgen with a chair once on the head. Troy Gafgen doesn't go down, so Scott Tazte hits him again, and again but he doesn't go down. So Scott Tazte hits a jab into the gut. This brings down the bigger Troy Gafgen to one knee, and Scott Tazte goes to the outside with the chair. Scott Tazte climbs up to the top rope. Troy Gafgen gets back up to his feet once again; however, still very much dazed. Scott Tazte leaps off of the top turnbuckle, and hits a missile drop kick with the chair placed at the bottom of Tazte's face that goes right into the face of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen finally goes down to the mat. Thinking that he might have a chance to win the match right here. Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and gets a 1………………2………..Troy Gafgen kicks out with authority. So much that Scott Tazte sits in the corner in amazement, and the fact that he's trying to rest as he's finally getting the chance to. He see's that Troy Gafgen is getting to his feet, so Scott Tazte gets to his feet with the help of the ropes. Troy Gafgen is already charging at Scott Tazte before he reaches to his feet. But Scott Tazte is able to get his boot up. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, and charges back into the corner once again. Scott Tazte is able to hit a boot to the face. Troy Gafgen turns around, and Scott Tazte pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle. Then measures up as he's near the chair that was put down on the mat. Scott Tazte then hits a bulldog that sends Troy Gafgen into the chair face first into the chair on the mat. Troy Gafgen is seemly out, and Scott Tazte pushes Troy Gafgen on to his back. Then goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………..2………………..KICK OUT at the last moment.]

King-Tazte doesn't improve…

Kris Gaffney-Which one?

King-All of them!

Kris Gaffney-….That's a lot of Tazte's…

[Scott Tazte gets up, and argues with the ref, and the ref says that he only got two. Tazte shakes it off, and goes over to Troy Gafgen, and hits a few fists to the face of Troy. Troy Gafgen stumbles back, and then tries to whip him to the ropes. But it's reversed, Scott Tazte bounes off of the ropes, and gets hit with a big boot. Scott Tazte falls flat to the mat, Troy Gafgen holds on to the ropes, but see that Scott Tazte is getting up, so he kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut, and sets him up. He lifts him up for a power bomb, but Scott Tazte is able to flip through it into a sunset flip. Troy Gafgen is losing his balance, but then regains it. Troy Gafgen throws a punch, Scott Tazte moves and Troy Gafgen hurts his fist on the mat. Scott Tazte is unexpectly able to school boy Troy Gafgen and gets the 1……………2…….as the ref isn't looking he puts his feet on the ropes…….3!]

JR-Tazte took advantage of Troy's mistake, and the rules to get that win.

King-Win however you can, right?

("Pain" blasts out as Kevin Bourne makes his way out onto the ramp for his huge 2 out of 3 falls match. He is carrying the Intercontinental Championship on his shoulder.)

J.R: "Could this be the last time we see Kevin carry that title out here?"

King: "It could... but either way... he wont look pretty when this ones done!"

Kris: "Thats for sure... even the winners going to be really beat up!"

("Dirty Window" plays as Dan Godwin walks out with the TV Title over his shoulder.)

J.R: "Dan Godwin looking to complete his grandslam of EMF Championships..."

King: "But he has to go through a lot more than he bargained for...."

Kris: "It's worth it to join that elite list of names!"

(Dan Godwin and Kevin Bourne move to the middle of the ring and shake hands. The bell rings and they circle around it a few times, and then lock up. Bourne hammers away at Godwin, throwing the first punches of the match. Bourne backs Godwin into the corner and then hits a clothesline. Godwin stumbles forward, and Bourne hits a neck breaker. He then goes down and hits some mounted punches.)

J.R: "Good strategy from Kevin Bourne is this First Blood match!"

King: "Quick punches to the face could end this quick!"

Kris: "It won't there... where would be the fun in that?"

(Godwin catches one of Bourne's hands and throws him off. Godwin then springs to his feet, and when Bourne climbs up, Godwin meets him with a clothesline. Bourne springs up again, and Godwin hits an arm drag, followed by a drop kick. Godwin allows Bourne to stumble up then kicks him in the gut and hits a DDT. Godwin rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from ringside. He slides into the ring but gets stomped on by Kevin Bourne. Bourne again begins to deliver shots to the head of Godwin. Bourne lifts him up and hits a snap suplex. He then picks up the chair. He waits for Dan to stumble to his knees, and then cracks him over the back with the chair. Godwin rolls in pain and Bourne begins to stalk him with the weapon.)

J.R: "Well... they'll do whatever it takes..."

King: "There are no friends in that ring..."

Kris: "Its every man for himself!"

(Bourne swings the chair again but Godwin rolls out the way, and then slides out of the ring. He goes under the ropes and brings out a Sledgehammer! The fans roar and Bourne slides out and takes a hammer to the gut. Bourne doubles over and Godwin runs and nails him with a spear. He then picks him up and hurls him into the steel steps. Bourne looks seriously hurt and Godwin begins calling for the eXecution. He goes to nail it, but Bourne catches his foot after he's climbed to his own feet. Bourne throws him back and nails a clothesline. Bourne climbs onto the ring apron and then, as Godwin stumbles up, nails a Polish Hammer off the apron.)

J.R: "A move used by Chris Masters is it not?"

King: "Must have taught him well..."

Kris: "Gotta hurt!"

(Bourne picks Godwin up and hurls him into the announcers table. He then rips the top off the table and throws a monitor down, grabbing the chord to it. He wraps it around Godwin's neck and begins to choke him out. Godwin is struggling against it and seems to be fading. Bourne then lifts Godwin to his feet and bounces his head off the announce table again. Bourne then grabs the Sledgehammer and holds it above Godwin. he appears ready to swing it down, but then Godwin kicks Bourne and forces the hammer back into Bourne's own face. Bourne goes down like he's been shot, and Godwin climbs to his feet, before stomping down on Kevin. Godwin then lifts him to his feet and hurls him into the ring post.)

J.R: "Doing everything they can to wear their opponents down...."

King: "Good strategy... with two more matches to come after this..."

Kris: "Cena must be loving it..."

(Godwin charges at Bourne looking to clothesline him into the ring post. Bourne ducks at the last second and Godwin collides with the post himself. He stumbles back and Bourne nails a Bulldog to Godwin. Bourne lifts Godwin up, but Godwin nails some quick elbows. Godwin nails a quick suplex on Bourne, but Bourne lands on his feet. Godwin spins round, expecting to see Bounre down, but turns straight into a kick to the gut followed by the Checkmate! Bourne goes down and hits some more mounted punches and a tiny cut open on Godwin's face. The referee spots a trickle of blood and rings the bell.)

Finkle: "The winner of the first fall.... The Intercontinental Champion.... Kevin Bourne!"

(Bourne raises his arms and rolls into the ring for the 2nd fall. Suddenly, "Bad, Bad Man" hits the arena.)

Cena: "Sorry to disapoint you Kevin.... but this isn't over. You call that blood? I don't. There's barely a drop there. You guys aren't getting out that easy. Continue the first blood match... until i'm satisfied there's REAL blood!"

(The Crowd boo but the referee has no choice but to restart the first fall. Kevin slides back out the ring and Godwin and Bourne trade right hands. Bourne throws Godwin into the ring and then rolls out himself. As he does so Godwin is up and levels Bourne with a clothesline. Godwin lifts Bourne and hits a snap suplex, and then drops an elbow on him. Godwin climbs to the top rope and waits for Bourne to get to his feet, before delivering a cross-body. Godwin calls for the eXecution, and waits for Bourne to stumble up. He goes for it, but Bourne ducks and rolls out of the ring. He grabs the sledgehammer from ringside.)

J.R: "As if 3 falls wasn't enough... this one should be over..."

King: "Good thinking by Cena to keep it going though!"

Kris: "Will he ever be happy with any amount of blood?"

(Bourne attempts to get back into the ring, but Godwin nails a baseball slide which knocks him back. Godwin waits for Bourne to stumble up, and then vaults over the top, nailing Bourne and causing him to fall back down. Godwin gets to his feet and lifts up Bourne, before nailing a DDT on the outside. He then goes under the ring for a weapon and comes out holding a Steel Chair.Bourne stumbles up and Godwin smashes him in the gut and then over the head with the chair. Godwin picks Bourne up and throws him into the ring. He slides in after him and lifts Bourne to his feet. Bourne then hits a thumb to the eye and Godwin drops the chair. Bourne quickly clotheslines Godwin down.)

J.R: "Kevin thought he had this fall won.... but apparantly not..."

King: "Sucks to be him..."

Kris: "He can't complain.... he's just got to do a better job!"

(Bourne waits for Godwin to stumble up and then nails a suplex. He hits some shots to the face, but Godwin still doesn't bleed. Bourne then grabs the steel chair. He stalks Godwin with it, and waits for him to get up. He aims the chair at Godwin's face, and waits for him to turn. Godwin seemingly saw it coming though, because as he turns, he nails a surprice eXecution out of no where, sneding the chair crashing back into Kevin's face. Kevin is busted wide open and blood pours out and the ref rings the bell.)

Finkle: "The winner of the first fall.... the Television Champion... Dan Godwin!"

(Godwin raises his arm in victory as the cage is lowered. The bell sounds again and Godwin waists no time charging at Bourne and nailing some strong right hands. Godwin seems to be trying to open Kevin up even more, and its working. Dan grabs him and hurls him into the ropes so that her bounces over them and smashes into the steel. Bourne stumbles forwards off the steel and Godwin goes behind him and applied a sleeper-hold. Bourne stuggles against it and falls to the mat. The referee goes over to see if Bourne wants to give up.)

JR: The blood pouring from Kevin... as he struggles against this hold...

King: Not looking good for King Kev...

Kris: The age of Bourne might end here tonight....

(Bourne seems to be fading. The referee goes and lifts his hand and it drops once.... twice... Bourne keeps it up on the 3rd time. Godwin looks annoyed and then releases the hold and calls for the eXecution! He stands stalking Bourne, but as Bourne stumbles to his feet he nails a low blow. Dan stumbles forward and Bourne grabs him and throws him against the steel. He then takes Godwins face and begins to grind it into the cage. Godwin is soon cut open, and begins to bleed much like Kevin is. Kevin then enables Dan to stumble away from the cage before knocking him down with a Scoop slam. Kevin calls for the end of the fall and begins to walks towards the door.)

JR: Could tie it up here....

King: King Kev will take us to a 3rd fall!

Kris: And push Revolution closer to destruction...

(The outside referee unbolts the door and Kevin stumbles towards it. Just as he is about to step out though, Godwin is able to spring up and grab him, pulling him back into the cage. They both begin to fire shots at eachother, but Kevin is a bit fresher and gains momentum. Kevin backs Godwin into the corner and then backs off and hits a Spear. Godwin stumbles out of the corner and Bourne nails the Checkmate! Godwin is down and seemingly out and Bourne goes to the wall of the cage and begins to climb it. He gets his hands on the top of the cage and looks to hoist himself over.)

JR: Kevin is seconds away from making this 1-1....

King: Don't these matches always go to the 3rd fall?

Kris: Usually... but maybe our writer wont have the time?

(Bourne looks down and sees that Godwin is stiring. He seems to hesitate as to whether to try and climb out, or to go back down and deal more damage first in case Godwin pulled him down. Seeing Godwin make it to his feet, Bourne decides he might not make it, and so leaps from the cage towards Godwin. However before he can make contact, Godwin lifts his foot, nailing the eXecution in the air! Godwin goes into the cover for the 1..... 2...... 3!)

JR: Just as he won the World Title at First Blood.... Godwin completes the Grandslam with the same move!

King: Oh the irony...

. Kris: What a bad decision from Kevin Bourne....

Finkle: Here is your winner... and the NEW EMF Intercontinental Champion... and the latest EMF Grandslam Champion.... The X-Factor.... Dan Go.....

(Finkle is cut off by "Bad, Bad Man" playing again. Cena comes out onto the top of the ramp.)

Cena: Sorry to rain on your parade Danny Boy... but I think not. Seems someone didn't read the match contract properly.... it clearly stated in paragraph six, that the second fall, inside the Steel Cage... was ESCAPE ONLY. This isn't over... not by a long shot.... ring the damn bell!

(The bell rings again and Bourne is still out of it. Godwin approaches the cage door, but it taking a while to get there as he is so drained. The door is unbolted, but Bourne is able to grab hold of Godwin's ankle before he can get there. Bourne pulls Godwin back into the cage, and then hits some right hands. Godwin blocks one and then fires back, before hitting a snap suplex, and then lifting Bourne and taking him down with a DDT. Godwin then climbs to the top rope, but seeing Bourne stiring, decides not to climb the cage. Instead he goes for a moonsault off the top rope. Bourne throws his knees up at the last second, kicking Godwin clean in the stomach. Godwin doubles over from the impact, and Bourne is able to jump up and nail the Checkmate!)

JR: Pure instinct from the Intercontinental Champion....

King: Many finishers used here... but none have finished the match..

Kris: Maybe we should change the name... to "slightly more powerful moves"?

(Bourne stumbles to his feet and tries to make his way over to the wall of the cage. He gets there and begins his climb. Godwin begins to stir, and, noticing Kevin is getting close to the top seems to spur him on to get up and give chase. Bourne reaches the top and Godwin is close behind. Bourne puts one leg over the top but struggles to lift the second over, and Godwin catches up. Both men are sat atop the cage and begin trading right hands. After a while, both men, bleeding heavily, slip off the cage, and fall to the floor below, outside the ring. The bell sounds... and there is confusion as to who hit first. The referees call for an instant replay. The replay seems to show Godwin hit the floor a milli-second before Bourne. The first referee goes over and raises Godwin's hand. The 2nd calls for the replay again. However, before he makes his decision, we are once again interupted by "Bad, Bad, Man".)

Cena: Once again we have inept refereeing... but doesn't matter. I saw the footage clearly backstage... and as the president of EMF... I officially declare Kevin Bourne the winner of the second fall!

JR: What? Looked to me like Godwin won it....

King: Cena is just trying to take this match to three falls.... thats obvious....

Kris: Yea... but its justice I guess... after Bourne was robbed of the first fall...

Finkle: The winner of the Second Fall... The Intercontinental Champion.... Kevin Bourne! The third and final fall will be a Last Man Standing Match!

JR: These two are barely standing as it is... Last Man Standing shouldn't last long....

King: Very true JR.... but then again.. it will if Cena has anything to do with it...

Kris: Oh well.... least this title match lasted longer than 5 minutes... take that Vince McMahon!

(The cage is lifted and Bourne and Godwin struggle to get to their feet after their fall from the cage. The referee begins his count... but upon reaching 5, Bourne makes it to his feet and nails Godwin, breaking the count. Bourne kicks Godwin in the gut and goes for a quick Check-Mate, but Godwin shoves him off.Godwin then hammers away with right hands and then throws Bourne into the barricade. He goes under the ring, and looks confused when he pulls out a bag with a zip on it. the crowd boo loudly, knowing whats inside...)

JR: Oh... look what Cena left them....

King: A nice little present....

Kris: You think it has the barbwire on this time?

(Godwin opens it up and finds Cena's personal Sledgehammer, and indeed, it is once again covered in Barbwire. Godwin looks at it, wondering if he can actually use it on Kevin. Kevin stumbles towards him, but Godwin seems to decide he has to give Kevin everything he's got. He swings the hammer hard into Bourne's chest. Bourne is cut open again and looks in extreme pain. He remains on his feet though. Godwin drops the hammer and measures him for the eXecution, but Bourne somehow catches the foot. Bourne hammers away with right hands to the face, and then nails a weak suplex with all he's got. Godwin is down and Bourne falls too. However both stir quickly and dont appear in any danger from the count.)

JR: They will do whatever it takes....

King: Revolution surely wont survive this....

Kris: Who knows... they survived Chyna leaving.... this blow can't be THAT bad.

(Godwin gets to his feet by the count of 3, and Bourne is stumbling up too. Godwin grabs him and throws him head first into the ring post. Bourne bounces back, and Godwin nails a back body drop. The referee begins another count on Bourne.... 1... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6.... 7.... Bourne makes it back to his feet by the count of 7. Godwin then drags him over towards the announce table. He goes to bounce Bourne's head off it, but Bourne blocks. Bourne hits some weak elbow and both men appear to be too weak to continue. Godwin nails some right hands and knocks Bourne down with a suplex. Bourne happens to fall near the Sledgehammer though. He grabs it with one hand. Godwin goes over towards him, not knowing he has it, but looking to deal more damage. As he goes to pick Bourne up, Bourne swings the hammer hard into Godwin's head, and he falls down to the mat and looks knocked out.)

JR: There is no way Godwin is answering the 10 count.... Bourne retains!

King: You never know... maybe Cena will restart the match.... from the beginning!

Kris: But throw in some fire.....

(Bourne makes it to his feet, grabbing the ring post for support. The referee begins his count.... 1.... 2..... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6..... 7.... 8.... suddenly before the ref finished the count, Kevin is spun round, kicked in the gut and nailed with The Green Mile from Ricky Ramon. The referee finished his count... 9.... 10! The crowd look confused... and then... once more... "Bad, Bad Man" plays.)

Cena: What a damn shame. Nobody answered the count? Nobody was on their feet at the count of 10? Well... I guess then... nobody wins! Champions retain? Or not. See... the contract said.... The winner of the match will be the Intercontinental Champion... and the loser of the match will be the Television Champion.... but the funny thing is... we have neither! So... I guess the thing to do would be to vacate both titles!

(The crowd boo heavily)

Cena: Only thing is... that'd be damn bad for business... and cost me money. Also, it would disgrace two titles that played a huge part in my career... so lets not do that. Instead.... lets restart the Last Man Standing Match... and see if anyone can answer the 10 count.... and if not... we extend the count to 20 seconds.. for the remainder of the match..... Make it that much more brutal!

(The bell sounds again... and the referee begins his count over. 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6... suddenly, Dan Godwin begins to climb to his feet.... 7.... 8.... 9.... Godwin makes it up, and stamps down on Kevin to break the count.)

JR: Why did Godwin do that?

King: To piss Cena off?

Kris: As if he knew what Cena said! He was out of it....

(Cena looks slightly annoyed, but laughs and heads to the back with Ricky Ramon. Godwin picks Bourne up, and then backs off, seemingly giving him time to compose himself. Godwin and Bourne nod to eachother, signalising they are ready to end this. They then lock up outside the ring. Bourne fires a right hand, and then so does Godwin. They go back and forth, and Bourne seems to be winning it slightly. He grabs Godwin and whips him hard into the steel steps. Godwin stumbles back and Bourne goes for the Checkmate. As he does though, Godwin counters by kneeing Kevin square in the balls. Kevin doubles over in pain and Godwin gives him one, hard, defining eXecution. Bourne falls, and the referee makes his count.... 1.... 2.... 3.... 4.... 5.... 6.... 7.... 8.... 9.... 10!)

JR: He's done it... thank God for that!

King: Did this match prove anything?

Kris: That Cena's an evil corrupt owner who wanted these two to destroy eachother?

King: We knew that anyway....

JR: Well Cena got his wish tonight... but I don't think The Revolution will be destroyed by this....

Finkle: Here is your winner... and the NEW EMF Intercontinental Champion... and the newst EMF Grandslam Champion.... The X-Factor... Dan Godwin!

(Dan Godwin stays around, he doesn't look quite happy with how this match went down. But he helps Bourne up, Bourne stumbles away. He gets up to his feet, and stumbles away. Bourne also kinda disappointed look with how this match went, doesn't look angry he lost. Despite everything he gives Godwin a nod, and point to say that on this night he was better.)

(note: I was told to put this in by Bourne, I lost the exact PM. But it was something like this (same idea.) If I got it wrong, it's by the congrats motion. I will change it if need be, but I'm sure this is close.)

("People like me" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks to the ring with Ashley Massaro. He slides into the ring.)

King-Last week on the Peeps show, Ashley was very confident that Punk will become champion once again.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not…he only seems to win world title belts off of Money in the Bank, and unless he steals that from Ken Kennedy…it might be a little hard.

JR-Well regardless, I wouldn't sleep on CM Punk, he has all the tools to beat anyone at any time.

("Ladies and Gentlemen" blasts on the PA system as Jarred Carthallion walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Since Paul Heyman found the stipulation that Amy Jericho left open off of the heels of Money in the Bank, Jarred Carthallion's fortunate has taken a turn for the better.

King-In more way than one…it's also Amy who made this match a ladder match seemly…

Kris Gaffney-Just think of what happens if Jarred can also over come his ladder match curse.

King-Why is it that it's always "cursed"…this is cursed….that is CURSED….

MDK-But I'm not GAY…I mean…CURSED!

King-………

[Jarred Carthallion and CM Punk face off in the middle of the ring, they look like their doing a stare down. CM Punk and Jarred seem to be talking some trash on each other. Jarred Carthallion pushes CM Punk back, and CM Punk backs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. Hits a forearm shot to the face, and Jarred Carthallion stumbles back. Then Jarred Carthallion goes for a fist to the face, but CM Punk ducks it. Jarred Carthallion stumbles back, and goes for a clothesline that is somewhat wild. So much that CM Punk is able to duck it, and Jarred Carthallion turns right into the kick into the gut of Jarred Carthalloin, CM Punk backs up, and hits a running knee into the face that stuns Jarred Carthallion his feet, CM Punk is able to lift up Jarred Carthallion for the Go 2 Sleep. But Jarred Carthallion slides out of the back of CM Punk. Jarred stands ready as CM Punk turns around, and Jarred Carthallion goes for a super kick. But it's ducked under by CM Punk. Jarred Carthallion turns around, CM Punk kicks him in the gut, sets him up, and hits a DDT. CM Punk looks to the outside to the ladder, and realizes that this is the best time to go get it. CM Punk rolls out of the ring, and grabs the ladder. He brings it to ring side, and slides into the ring. He see's that Jarred Carthallion is getting up with the help of the ropes. CM Punk puts the ladder on his shoulder, and measures Jarred Carthallion. Jarred Carthallion stumbles away from the ropes, and turns around towards where CM Punk is in enough time to see the ladder coming towards him. However, he does not have enough time to react, and he goes down to the mat. Jarred Carthallion tries to get up, but CM Punk takes the ladder, and throws it down on his back. Jarred screams in pain, and rolls on the apron to try to recover. CM Punk notices that Jarred isn't getting up so he stops the attack, and realizes that this is the time to go for the belt. He takes the ladder, and sets it up under the belt, and begins to climb up.]

JR-CM Punk is trying to get the belt.

King-Don't think that Jarred is going to give up that quickly, do you?

Kris Gaffney-If he does…wonder if he'll leave me free hot wings? (note:…..I have a craving for hot wings all of a sudden.)

[Jarred Carthallion pulls himself up with the help of the ropes as CM Punk gets closer to the top of the ladder. Suddenly as CM Punk reaches the top, Jarred Carthallion sling shots himself up to the top rope, and leaps from the top rope on to the ladder. He goes up to the top rope quickly, and surprises CM Punk. Jarred Carthallion is able to get a few fists to the face. CM Punk gets his head smash into the top rope to daze him, Jarred Carthallion sets up CM Punk, then hits a super plex off of the ladder. Jarred and CM Punk crashes into the mat, both feeling the effects of the move. Jarred Carthallion and CM Punk aren't moving much, and after a while they both move away from each other.CM Punk gets to his feet, and charges at Jarred Carthallion who seemly is trying to gets up with the help of the ropes seems prone for attack. Jarred Carthallion. But Jarred Carthallion is able to counter the chair with a back elbow that stuns CM Punk backwards, he turns around and turns right into a super kick that knocks down CM Punk to the mat. It also takes Jarred Carthallion down to the mat. Jarred Carthallion is able to crawl over to the ladder, and tip it over as he knows that it's going to take more to beat CM Punk. Jarred gets to his feet as CM Punk has also stumbled to his feet, but obviously dazed much more than Jarred. Jarred Carthallion hits a few fists to the face, CM Punk reels on the ropes. Jarred Carthallion whips CM Punk to the ropes. CM Punk bounces off of the ropes, Jarred Carthallion lowers his head, and hits a back body drop that sends CM Punk crashing down to the mat. CM Punk bounces off of the mat in pain, and stumbles into the corner. Jarred Carthallion hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip CM Punk to the other side of the ring, but it's reversed. Jarred crashes into the corner, and CM Punk hits a running knee lift into the face. Then CM Punk sets up Jarred Carthallion with a bulldog, but Jarred Carthallion pushes CM Punk off as he charges into the corner, and CM Punk goes flying into the air, and falls into the ladder back first. CM Punk is in a lot of pain.]

JR-That move might be the downfall of CM Punk.

King-Oh well…at least if he doesn't win, he still has Ashley.

Kris Gaffney-Actually…their still denying it…so no they don't.

King-Oh…sucks to be him…?

[Jarred Carthallion pulls CM Punk off of the ladder, and puts it under the belt. He climbs up to the top rope, then starts to climb up on the ladder. Suddenly on the outside, the Badd Boy walk out on the stage. He signals for someone from the stage, suddenly Carnage comes out from the shadows, and Tony points down to the ring. Carnage goes down to the ring. CM Punk and Jarred Carthallion are throwing punches at each other on the top of the ladder as Carnage comes into the ring. He then he tips over the ladder, CM Punk falls over the top rope to the outside, and Jarred just snaps off of the ropes and stays in the ring. Seeing this chance, Carnage moves the ladder back to where it was to clear room for him to sneak up on Jarred who is stumbling up. Carnage puts Jarred on his shoulders for what seems to be a electric chair drop. But as Carnage holds Jarred in the air. Jarred is able to climb off Carnages shoulders, and up the ladder quickly to the title. Carnage panicking quickly pushes the ladder out from under him, Jarred is left hanging from the ring. Jarred has a hand on the belt, trying to get him down Carnage grabs Jarred by the feet and yanks him down….but the big problem…he brings the belt down with him!]

King-….I don't think he meant to do that….

Kris Gaffney-No really…you think?

[Carnage angry grabs Jarred, and sets him up for a power bomb. But before he can do it, CM Punk comes out of no where, and hits a shining wizard. Jarred grabs the belt, comes off of the ropes, and hits Carnage with the belt that makes him fall back, and out of the ring. Tony Ikeda angry jumps on the apron, Jarred takes a shot at him. But Badd Boy jumps off of the apron, and avoids it. Tony Ikeda shakes his finger at Jarred, as he back pedels up the ramp with Carnage coming along with him. Dark Horizon goes off the image of Jarred Carthallion holding up the belt.]