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JR: Well hello folks, and welcome to this edition of the Ross Report. Today I am here with Goldust, or should I say Dustin.

Goldust: Ummmmmm.....you should say Dustin you stupid b*stard. I don't even know who Goldust is.

JR: Well ok, Dustin. What are your thoughts on the singles division?

Goldust: (Inhales) The singles division....A lot of men. I don't think anyone is that "hard" to beat. But, believe me there will be gold in the future on Gold....Dustin, in the future of Dustin Rhodes. You better believe that!!

JR: I see. Well you have your match against HBK on Tuesday. The Winner gets a shot at Goldberg's newly made United States Title, and the loser gets a shot at X-Pac's TV Tilte.

Goldust: (inhales) Ahhhh, yes X-Punk, again if I lose. I have already "beat" his ass before, twice, so I will have absolutey no problem at all with that peice of sh*t!! But, I want Goldberg more!! Everyone knows that. He is the biggest peice of shit in this fed!! And when he steps into the ring with Dustin Rhodes it is gonna be all over!! (inhales) it will probably be Goldberg, though. Because I know I can slap the hell out of H...B....K. That will be no problem. So Goldberg you just better get ready for me. Dustin Rhodes is the one that is going to beat "Da Man" I am gonna end his hot streak.

JR: OK. Well, there was just news about a new stable, a stable you started, The Asylum. Can you tell us a little about that?

Goldust: Yep, The Asylum. It is going to be the best stable in this fed. (inhales) It is going to be marvelous!! We are going to beat our way through all competetion, and we are going to be the no.1 stable. (lowering his voice) It is gonna to be me and the Demoliton Squad. And you better belive that them and Dustin are the toughest S.O.B.'s in this business!!

JR: Are you planning on bringing any new members?

Goldust: Of Course we will!! I can tell you this. We will be getting at least one new member very, very soon.

JR: I see. Well, where would see yourself in a couple months.

Goldust: (inhales) I see myself and the D-Squad with lots and lots of gold. (inhales) Oooooh Yes. Just after we woop everyone's asses!!!

JR: May I ask where Marlena is?

Goldust: Marlena?

JR: You know, Terri.

Goldust: Oooh yes, I don't know why you people call her Marlena, but Terri is dealing with a family problem.

JR: Well thank you, Goldust for being here.

Goldust: Goldust? Whatever. I am leavin'.

(Goldust gets up and walks out.)

JR: Join me next time for another interview with one of the federation's best stars!!