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Jr:Well folkes this one looks to be a slobber knocker with the red hot x pac going up against the canadian crippler chris benoit

King:Well I think benoit will destroy that puny little punk X-pac.

Jr:X-pac is one hell of a competitor though, here comes X-pac now.

Howwlll.....X-pac walks out with the tv title strap around his waist as this red hot man comes to the ring waiting to squish benoit like a bug.

Benoits music plays throughout the arena as he prepares to make x pac scream i quit.

King: Benoit starts the match off with knife edge chops to the chest of X-pac, X-pac is wincing in pain as benoit is beating him into the corner. X-pac irish whips Benoit into the corner and hits a dropkick....Benoit falls out of the ring. X-pac does a cross body and knocks benoit down again. X-pac is choking Benoit with a wire now...the ref makes them get in the ring.

Jr: What the hell is this?!...Angle is coming to ringside.

King:Oh yes! Kurt Angle is my favorite...he is the greatest wrestler of all time!

Jr: He has no business being out here. Well anyway. X pac gets benoit in the corner again O he's settin it up. He does the chops. The Bronco Buster! Ride em Cowboy! And X-pac irish tries to whip Benoit into the corner again. But Ohhh Benoit got whipped into the ref and the ref is down. X-pac sets Benoit up for the X-Factor. What the hell is this?! Angle hits X'pac with the TV title. This is a damn shame. X-pac had it won.

King: Well I don't know about that JR. I mean Benoit could have gotten out of the X-factor. It's not that great of a move anyway, so he could have kicked out of it.

Jr: Shutup King. The X-factor has given X-pac many wins. It's a devastating finisher and you know it. Well anyway, the ref is up. Both men are down right now. He gets the count going. 1...2...3... still no reaction from either man.4...5..6...There stirring around, they're trying to get up 7...8 well both men are up now. Benoit hits a snap suplex. Benoit sets up for the German Suplex. Oh and he hits a series of them, and goes for a bridge. We could have a new champ! 1,2,oh no x pac managed to kick out.

King: I wonder why Angle is still out here? He really doesn't need an excuse though because he's the Olympic hero. The fans should be bowing down and praising him. X pac gets benoit in a sleeper as he is wearing his opponent down. He stands Benoit up and whips him into the ropes. Oh my dear Lord!...a spinning heel kick by X-pac.He goes for the cover but angle is distracting the referee as benoit hits a dropkick to X- pac and knocks him into the ref. The ref is down. Benoit hist X- pac with the tv title.

JR: This is a damn shame. Twice has X-Pac had this match won only to be screwed by Angle. Benoit goes for a diving headbutt.But no! Somehow X-pac got up and gave him a shot in the nuts. X-pac sets Benoit up for the X-factor... and he hits it! The ref rolls over to make the count. 1...2...3! X-pac has won! After all Angle did to try to screw him, X pac overcomes the odds again as he holds his tv title belt up high.

King:But Angle is still lurking around. Angle climbs into the ring. X pac goes for a spinning heel kick but Angle ducks and hits the Olympic Slam! Angle is Whipping X Pac with the tv title belt! Oh! He just smashed the mans skull with the chair, and now the ring bell. X-pac is bleeding! Im loving this!

Jr: Your horrible King. This is an awful assault. X-pac is being choked with a wire. He could be out cold folkes. Angle spits on X-pac and celebrates olympic style. The Emts come out to take X-pac away. O my God folkes! X-pac did a very brave thing and got up and walked away on his own. This kid has alot of heart.

King: Well i think if Angle wants someone beat, than that person deserves it. They should lay down and let him beat them. I mean he is the Olympic Hero.

Jr: That's very deabteable King. But I think that he just wants the TV title for himself. But what has he done to earn it?

King: Well after he beats Taker tonight he definately will have earned it.

Jr: Well get prepared for a slobberknocker. This is a huge match folkes. It's a hardcore free for all for the hardcore title. It puts Credible vs Raven vs Steiner vs Sid vs New Jack vs a Mystery Man.

King: I can't wait to see who this mystery man is. Well here comes two Corporate buddies. New Jack and Credible. They look like they have a plan. Credible has a set of handcuffs and a singapore cane. It's legal to use that you know in this match. Don't bitch when he does, cuz you always do when people use weapons.

Jr: I know, King. Well here comes two Asylum buddies. Sid and Raven. They look like they have a plan as well. And here comes the genetic freak Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner. And for some reason he's come out with a dumpster. And I'm waiting to see who this mystery man is. Well the ring has gone orange and there's a 13 on the titan tron. O my God it's Tazz! Tazz is back in the Warzone. And he's wasting no time here as he attacks Raven. New Jack and Credible are double teaming Steiner. Sid sees Tazz attacking his partner and goes after Tazz. O No! Tazz is taking both men out! He's beating both men down. This Tazz is real good.

King: Sure is, Jr. Well Steiner is fighting back now. Clothesline to New Jack and Credible. Both Corporate members are down now as the Genetic Freak goes after Tazz. But Tazz seems unstopable as he suplexes Steiner. The pin on Steiner, Tazz could be the new Champ, 1..2 no it's too early for a pin. Sid, Raven, Credible and New Jack are all up now. The Asylum members are dominating the Corporate.

Jr: Well Tazz and Steiner are fighting fighting on the ramp now. And they are in the back, while the others are still in the ring. How is this match gonna work now that all the men are seperated? Meanwhile in the Ring Credible and New Jack have both gotten there momentums going. That's Incredible on Sid! Credible has the match won but Raven gets in the way. O Credible hit Raven with that singapore cane! Raven is down. And No! What's Credible doing?! He handcuffed Raven to the Ringpost. And he's beating Raven with that singapore cane. Raven is defenseless. Credible won't stop. Raven is busted open. He shouldn't be much of a factor in the rest of this match. Credible has finally stopped only because the cane has broken in half, and he pins Sid. 1..2.. But New Jack breaks the count. Credible doesn't look happy about that one. Now New Jack goes for the pin 1..2..and New Jack gets hit with a half of that singapore cane. But Sid is up now. And Sid and Credible battling it out. Well let's get a camera in the back to see what Steiner and Tazz are doing.

King: Well we have a camera back there, and Tazz still seems to be dominating. The problem is we don't have a ref back there, so even if one of them pin each other, there's no one to make the count. If I were them I'd come back.

Jr: Me two but it looks like they're going farther away. Well Raven is pretty much done as Credible has swallowed the key to the handcuffs. Credible and Sid are on the ramps but here comes New Jack. New Jack goes for a clothesline but Sid ducks and he hits Credible. DDT on the ramp by Sid to New Jack. O Powerbomb to Credible. And Sid is bashing New Jack's head into the ateel ramp. He's relentless. New Jack is busted open. New Jack is hurt. And he takes Credible to the back. They've gone into the Rock's locker room. Good thing Rock isn't there. And no Sid just smashed Credible's head into Rock's Tv. And Here comes New Jack again. New Jack starts beating Sid with one of Rock's $500 shoes. And O boy. The Rock walked in and he sees that his Tv has been smashed and his shoes are messed up. He looks furious. And he rockbottems all three men and throws them out of the room. Well let's see whats goin on with Steiner and Tazz.

King: Well they seem to be in the parking lot, and now they have a ref with them. Tazz is beating Steiner into cars. And O boy. That looks like the Rock's brand new $40000 Lincoln. And No! Tazz just German suplexed Steiner through the Rock's winshield. First the Tv, than the Shoes, now his car. The Rock will be furious. And Tazz is trying to get inside the car to pin Steiner, but the door is locked. So Tazz just rips the door off the car of the Lincoln! The 2 are fighting inside the Rock's car now! They are hitting each other with whatever they can find in the car! And now they are outside. Tazz just opened the hood, and is slamming it shut continuously on Steiner. O No he just ripped out the engine and hit Steiner with it. And here walks the Rock. He looks furious at what he sees. He rips off his shirt and Rockbottoms both men, and calls for a limo, to get the hell out of there before another one of his possessions gets destroyed. Now back to Sid, Credible, and New Jack.

Jr: Well now there in the lunchroom. There's still some food there and tables. Sid is beating New Jack with a bag of popcorn. Credible has a sandwich and throws it at the face of Sid. New Jack gets up and hits Credible over the head with a bottle of beer. The pin 1...2.. No Sid breaks the count. Now they're fighting there way into the aPa's office. The aPa are out to lunch. New Jack starts burining Sid with a cigar. But Credible returns the favor to New Jack and hits him back with a bottle of beer. Credible than powerbombs Sid through a table, but here comes Raven! He's escaped the handcuffs. And he's come to get him some of Credible. They fight there way back to the hallway. We'll get a camera on them in a moment folkes. New Jack and Sid are battiling in out in the aPa office. But here comes the aPa. They look furious at what they see. Dominator on New Jack. Sid runs away to join Raven and Credible. aPa make New Jack clean up the mess and buy them new beer and cigars. Let's check on Steiner and Tazz now.

King: They are back in the building now. They are in the hallway as well. And O no! There's Taker's bike. And Tazz Gets on the bike and runs over Steiner, but he can't stop so he hops off the bike but the bike crashes into a wall at full speed and now it's ruined! Taker won't be happy when he finds this out. Steiner must be hurt. But here comes Taker. Tazz hightails it out of there and lets Steiner suffer the consequences. The last ride through a table for Steiner. Tazz is walking around looking for someone to pin. He walks by the aPa office and sees New Jack getting the shit beaten out of him and decides not to bother. He walks back on to the ramp, but no ones there. Let's check on everyone else.

Jr: Well there in some sort of executives office. Raven is choking Credible with a telephone cord, but Sid breaks it up be4 Credible is unconscious and the match is stopped in Raven's favor. Sid just powerbombed Raven through the front desk. The pin 1..2.. but Credible breaks the count. Credible and Sid are fighting in a hallway on there way back towards the ring. There beating each other with whatever they can find.

King: Well Tazz can't help to notice the dumpster. And here comes Steiner! He pushes and locks Tazz in the dumpster. And out comes New Jack who gets locked in the dumpster as well. And here comes Raven and New Jack battling it out to the ramp, and they get locked in the dumpster.

Jr: Well meanwhile in the back, Credible hits Sid with a That's Incredible, but he wants to finish off Raven so he goes down to the ramp, only to get locked into the dumpster, but what Steiner doesn'tsee is that Tazz escpaed while locking Credible in it. And Steiner is gonna psuh it off the ramp through a table, but Tazz has the Tazzmission locked on Steiner. And Steiner is almost out when he lets go. An O No! Tazz just through Steiner off the ramp onto the table that the dumpster was gonna be pushed onto. And what the hell no! Tazz just pushed that dumpster with all the wrestlers in it onto Steiner! Steiner could be hurt. And out comes Sid. Tazz with the pin on Steiner 1..2..no! Sid throws a baseball at Tazz's head and he rolls off Steiner. Tazz could be out but no! Tazz is crawling to get up! Sid can't believe it. Tazz walks up the entranceway. But he gets low blowed and ddted on the ramp. And what's Sid doing? No he powerbombed Tazz off the stage and onto the dumpster. But he's not going for the pin. He grabs the mic.

Sid: Now I don't want anyone to bitch that they never lost cuz they didn't get pinned, so I might as well just pin everybody!

King: What is this idiot doing? He unlocked the dumpster and he's stacking the wrestlers on on top of the other. He gets on top with the pin. 1...2...3! We have a winner and New hardcore champion, Pshyco Sid Viscious!

Jr: That was a smart thing to do. Pin all the wrestlers so they don't bitch about not losing. But you gotta admit, that was a good showing from the new comer Tazz. If he keeps that up he could be wearing the hardcore title somewhere in the near future.

Jr: Well folkes this next match should be one hell of a slobberknocker. It puts the American Badass against the American Hero.

King: Well the hero should win, you saw what he did to X-pac earlier.

Jr: Yeh, King but that was an assault from behind, X-pac never saw it coming. Besides X-pac was already tired from his match with Benoit. X-pac is a very brave soul as he did not wish to be put in the hospital. He also retained the Tv title, too, no matter how many times Angle tried to screw him. Well here comes Angle now. What is hee doing? He's riding a motorscooter, he looks like an ass. He grabs the mic to do his usual before the match spiel.

Angle: You know what this town lacks. It lacks one of the 3 i's of intelligence. I mean look at you people. I mean you cheer for a guy who calls himself the American badass. What the hell is wrong with you people. But I have a gift for him that might help him to clean up his act. I have an all American gift of a motorscooter. It's alot nicer than his motorcycle. I think he should love it, and scrap that piece of junk metal he calls a motorcycle.

Are You Scared?

Taker's music hits as he grabs the mic.

Taker: You know what boy. I absolutely adore your gift. I'm gonna send my motorcycle right to the dump. I'm gonna take this baby out for a test ride. In fact I like it so much that I'm gonna be friends with you. Let's just forget about this whole thing.

Angle: Well Taker, my friend, I'm glad you feel that way about me. I'm gald we patched up that hole, and made you happy with my gift.

Jr: What the hell is this. Is Taker serious? I thought he hated Angle. Well Taker's riding away on that motorscooter. This is the strangest thing I have ever seen. Folkes, I'm sorry if this was disappointing if you were looking foward to that match. Well what the....? Taker just stopped all of a sudden on the middle of the entranceway. What's he doing? O my God! He just through that motorscooter off the stage! And he ran down and assaulted Angle! Folkes this match is underway.

King: Now that was the rudest thing I have ever seen anybody do be4. I mean Angle did something out of the kindness of his heart, and Taker goes ahead and destroys it. I would have taken it if Taker didn't want it.

Jr: Well I think Taker likes his motorcycle better, anyway. Taker is man handling Angle now. He through him into the corner, and is now hammering him with right hands. Angle doesn't have a chance folkes.

King: Well Angle's just waiting for the perfect time. Than he'll lock on the Cross Face Chicken Wing to end it.

Jr: Sure King. That's exactly what he's doing. You idiot. Well anyway, Taker has his hand around Angle's throat as he sets him up for the chokeslam. This one should be over soon. But no. Angle with a kick to the balls, and the ref didn't see it.

King: Kick to the balls? What kick to the balls? I didn't see any kick to the balls. Angle's just that damn good. Well anyway, Angle sets Taker up for the Olympic slam. But he can't get it. Taker's too big. O No!

Jr: You saw that low blow plane as day, King. Well Taker just whipped Angle into the ropes and o big boot to the face Angle is down. I told you Taker had this match won. Angle hasn't gotten a move in besides that low blow.

King: There was no low blow. You're making it up. And look at this, this is awful, Taker just hit the chokeslam on the American Hero. This is horrible.

Jr: Taker with the pin. 1...2 No! Somehow Angle got his foot on the ropes. It was a desperation maneuver and Angle is still in this one. Angle slides outside of the ring to take a breather. What's he doing? He grabbed a chair god dammit. He's gonna get himself disqualified.

King: Who says he's gonna hit Taker with the chair. Maybe he just needs a seat.

Jr: King you truely are an ass. The ref is trying to take that chair away from Angle, but Angle won't let him. Wait a minute here comes Lita! Lita just grabbed the chair out of Angle's hand and looks like she's gonna use it on Angle. But the ref won't let her. The ref is attending to Lita as Kurt Angle walks back into the ring. O No! Another chokeslam. And he sets Angle up for... the last ride! Angle just received the last ride. Taker goes for the pin.... but the ref is still busy with Lita. This is one hell of a stupid ref. I think Lita gets the point already. And Taker looks pissed. Well wait just a damn minute, it's Johnny Blaze! What the hell is he doing out here?! And what's he doing?! No, he hit the Blazed out on Taker! Taker had the match won. O and now the ref is done with Lita. Right after Johnny Blaze interferes. These refs are the biggest dumbasses I tell ya.

King: Well anyways, Angle going for the Olympic slam again. And this time he got it! Taker is down! Angle has it won! He has the crossface chicken wing locked on. But Taker's not tapping out! Why isn't he tapping it? He's an idiot. But he's too far away from the ropes. And Taker is out cold! The match has to be stopped! Angle wins! Taker passes out!

Jr: Well Angle didn't win it by himself. It's a damn shame. Taker had it won until Johnny Blaze had it interfered! Well Angle's celebrating. He sure is proud of himself. I don't see how he can be after the way he won. Taker would have done better without Lita, wouldn't he have.

King: No because there would be less puppies for us to see!

JR:Well lets get onto our 6 man mixed tag match!

King:Yeah, between Britney, and the bad ass Bitch, which means.... PUPPIES!!

JR:Right King, anyways, the BA Bitch and Britney have been at each others throats for a long time, now they are finally gonna get to have it out.

King:Puppies!

JR:Well anyways, here comes our first team, Too Cool and Britney.

King:Britney equals, Puppies!

JR:Will you shut up with that King? Now here comes our second team, the D-Squad and the BA Bitch, she has been trying to show people what she can do, and now is her chance, both teams in the ring now, and the Bitch dives right after Britney! She's chasing Britney around the ring!

King:But what about the inside the ring action JR? Seems as if Eliminator and Scotty are the legal men!

JR:The Bitch goes around another corner, oh... Grand Master Sexay dove down and nailed the bitch.

King:WEll, on the inside, Scotty with a dropkick to Eliminator, Eliminator right back up, gorrila press slam to Scotty!

JR:Well now the bitch is making her way back to her corner with the D-Squad. Back to the ring now, Eliminator has Scotty, sets him up, Piledriver! That could be it, goes for a cover, no! Now quite enough for the D-Squad to get the pin!

King:Did you see Scotty's head?

JR:Yes I did King, it got a pretty good bounce. But now Scotty seems to be in control, he tosses Eliminator into the ropes, he bounce back, kick to the gut, DDT! 1,2, NO! Not enough again!

King:Whew, that was a close one.

JR:Well now Terminator gets tagged in, goes right after Scotty with a clothesline. Throws Scotty into the ropes, spinebuster! Goes for the pin, 1, 2! Not enough again! Scotty must have incredible resiliency!

King:Did you spell that right JR?

JR:What do you mean King? I didn't spell it, I just said it! Geeze. What do you think we are? An E-Fed doing results or something?

King:No, of course not JR...

JR:Anyways, back to the match.Scotty tags in the Grandmaster! Grandmaster goes for a kick, Terminator catches his foot, Grandmaster goes for an Ensu-guri, no! Terminator ducks it, hooks Grandmaster from behind, German Suplex! 1,2, Britney interupts the count! Terminator gets Grandmaster back up now, throws Grandmaster into the ropes, Big Boot!

King:When are Britney and the bitch gonna go at it?

JR:I don't know King, but I do wanna see them fight also. Terminator throws Grandmaster into the ropes, Terminator runs full speed into the corner.... Super Kick from the Grandmaster! Terminator stumbles around trying to get his bearings, goes back into Grandmaster.... Tornado DDT!!

King:Pin, 1,2, ah! He kicked out!

JR:What a great match! Terminator goes over, and tags in The bitch! Grandmaster tags in Britney! There finally gonna go at it!

King:Woohoo! Means that we might see some Puppies!

JR:Well, the bitch goes right after Britney with a clothes line, but Britney ducked it, kick to the Bitch's gut, and a suplex from Britney! Britney isn't that bad in the ring!

King:She isn't bad PERIOD.

JR:Whatever King, but now the bitch gets back up, Britney runs at her, backdrop from the bitch!

King:Whoa! The Bitch just took out Britney!

JR:Well now Britney has the ref distracted, Scotty runs in from behind, Facebuster on the bitch!

King:Thats not all, Grandmaster with the hip hop drop!

JR:But wait! Here comes Terminator and Eliminator! They just took Too Cool out of the ring! All 4 men appear to be out of it, which leaves it down to the 2 women!

King:Well now Britney is back up, but the bitch is out of it, Britney throws the bitch into the corner, Britney lifts the bitch up, she's gonna go for an off the top ropes Frankensteiner!

JR:Will she hit it? She goes for it, OH MY GOD! The bitch countered it into an off the top ropes powerbomb!! Oh my god! She goes for the pin, 1,2,3!!! The Bitch won the match for the D-Squad, but that means that the belts won't be put around the D-Squads waist! Oh my god, what a finish!

King:But we didn't get to see Puppies!

JR:I think we'll live, both teams are leaving now, which brings us to the next match for the IC belt, Booker T against the Undertaker!

King:Should be an interesting contrast of styles, Taker's and Booker's JR.

JR:It should be, but lets get to the match! Here comes Booker, now where's taker?

~~~ Are you scared? Be Scared...~~~

King:There he is JR! The american BadAss! With that Titan bike of his, but lets get into the action in the ring! Booker T goes right at Taker with that harlem SideKick, Taker ducks it, turns around, grabs Booker T by the throat, ah!

JR:He just threw him halfway across the ring into the turnbuckle! Taker putting a beating onto Booker, taker backing out now, Booker goes right back after Taker with a backdrop from behind! Booker gets Taker back up, whips him into the ropes, ducks down, Taker with a DDT!

King:Wait a second, look JR! The ripper is out here now! What does he want?

JR:I don't know King, but I doubt that it's good for Booker.

King:Well, Taker grabs Booker by the neck! Chokeslam could be next! He has him up! No! Booker jumped up with him, and drop kicked him! What a move!

JR:Well now Booker is doing that breakdancing thing to get up, he gets up, Taker staggers up, Harlem side kick! He hit it! Wait, now Ripper is running in, he turns around Booker, Phobic deathdrop! Ref calls for the bell, this match is gonna be ruled a no contest. And right when Booker just HAPPENS to gain an advantage, wait, no he has the Ripper's deathlock set on! Officials out here now, he's not letting go! He could injure Booker!

King:Taker is just leaving the ring! He's grabbed his belt, and left! Well, now the officials have got Ripper off, he's leaving, and Booker is also with some help from the officials. Well, that brings us to our next match, BA bitch against Scott Hall!

JR:This should be an interesting match up, considering that the bitch was already in a match earlier in the night, where she did win by the by. Even if she did take a lot of punishment.

King:Well, here comes Hall, and here comes the bitch! This is probably gonna be a great match up!

JR:Well, The Bitch starts things off with a clothes line to Hall, Hall gets back up, and goes for a dropkick, the bitch ducks it, and Hall hits the ref! He's out of it!

King:Well.... that makes this no DQ for a time! Woohoo!!

JR:Well, the bitch realizes this, and leaves the ring. Hall comes back out after here, but the bitch nails him with a chair! Hall is out of it!

King:But the bitch isn't done! Now she has one of our TV monitors, and nails Hall with it! She is still doing a number on him!

JR:Well now she is going underneath the ring, she found a table! She sets up the table, and puts Hall on it!

King:Ah! Whats she gonna do?

JR:I don't know King, but it is sure to be one hell of a move!

King:True, wait, the bitch also has a chair over Hall's face! What is she gonna do?

JR:Well she is going up top, she's on the top rope, she dives off with a leg drop!

King:AHH!!!

JR:NO! NO! Hall rolled out of the way! The bitch is out of it! Hall using that chair on her now! Hall, come on man, stop it!

King:This is to much for her JR! Look, the ref is waking up now! He'll put a stop to it!

JR:I hope so King, well at least Hall is now throwing the bitch back into the ring.

King:Well it's about time!

JR:Wait, now Hall is going for the outsider's edge! He has her up! No! She slides down his back, turns him around, THE BALL CRUSHER! She hit it! She goes for the pin, 1,2,3!!!! She beat Hall! In her debut night, she wins both her matches! Damn that was impressive!

King:I can't believe she ended up winning that match JR!

JR:Neither can I! Well, both of them are out of here now, and now lets get onto our match for the #1 contender at SummerSlam, between Nash, and Jeff Jarret!

King:This outta be a good match JR! Well. here comes Jarret, but where's Nash?

~~~HOOWWWWLL!!~~~

JR:Here comes Nash now King! He seems to be all business! He is all over Jarret!

King:Well, now Jarret seems to be making a comeback finally! He's got Nash off the ropes, back drop to the big man! Jarret has Nash back up, dropkick to Nash!

JR:Jarret with a whip to the ropes to Nash, Nash reverses it, big boot! The Jacknife could be next!

King:Wait, whats this? Chris Storm is coming out here! What the hell does he want?

JR:Well, I don't know King, but Nash has Jarret up, Jacknife powerbomb! Wait, Christ Storm runs in, turns around Nash, THE PERFECT STORM! He hit it! He pick up Jarret now, THE PERFECT STORM! He nailed Jarret with it also! He just beat up both guys? What the hell was the point of that?

King:I don't know JR, but he is just leaving now!

JR:Well anyways, onto our next match now.

JR: Well, its time for the three way triple threat brawl for the United States title. Goldust will be defending his belt against Sting and the Ripper. This is sure to be a slobberknocker. Here come our competitors now as Goldust and Sting go right at it. But the Ripper jumps right in to get himself a piece of both men.

King: Goldust is down and the Ripper and Sting are exchanging blows now, they are really going at it. Goldust is back up now and the ref is attempting to seperate Sting and Ripper who are both tangled in the corner. Here comes Goldust running towards them now, and they just pancaked the ref between them!! The ref is out cold!!! Goldust notices this and heads to the outside of the ring. Sting and Ripper are nailing each other with everything they've got now.

JR: Look at this, Goldust on the outside has grabbed a chair now. He has entered the ring now and he just nailed Sting in the back!!! Ripper going at him now, and Goldust with a chair to his forehead as well!!! Goldust is the only man standing now. He's picking Sting up, and he's backing him into the corner! He's gonna go for the shadered dreams!! He's got Sting's legs hooked onto the ropes and he's getting ready to run for the kick.

King: Oh, no, this doesn't look good for Sting!!! Here comes Goldust.....wait the Ripper is up, grabs the chair and slams the chair into the forehead of Goldust as he was running forward. What a shot!!! Goldust has been demolished here. He's out cold. Sting has gotten himself free now, and he just clotheslined Ripper from behind. Sting looks like he's gonna set up for the Scorpion Deathlock on the Ripper now. He's got him over, Ripper isn't tapping yet though. Ripper is slowly trying to crawl towards the ropes, but Sting drags him back into the center of the ring. Wait!! What in the world????

JR: What in the world??? The arena has just turned bright orange and on the Titon Tron is a symbol with the number 13 on it. Sting still has the hold locked on, but look from the back, its TAZZ!!! Tazz is making his way out here now. He's in the ring and Sting doesn't even now it. Tazz from behind, and he's got the Tazzmission locked on Sting!!!!! He's choking Sting out!!! Sting drops the hold on the Ripper and the Ripper rolls out of the ring.

King: Tazz has just choked Sting out, Sting is out of it!!! The ref is getting to his feet now as Tazz leaves and Goldust, still a little woozy from that chair shot stumbles to his feet. Goldust hops on Sting, and the ref is there for the count, one, two, three. Goldust has done it, he has successfully defending his U.S. title, pinning Sting!!

JR: Well Sting had this match won, but Tazz came out and costed him the U.S. title. That was some turn out though King.

King: Well thats for sure, but it all comes down to this, the main event. This match has been hyped for weeks now, and its sure not to disappoint. Now this first match will be a triple threat elimination match up. Then after the first man is eliminated, the other two will battle it out in a best of three series consisting of, the first match a finishers match, the second a first blood match and the last if needed a ladder match. Our competitors are on their way down here as we speak. Here comes jericho, followed by Goldberg, and they are both going at it already. Out comes Triple H now as well, along with the Vice Prez, Stephanie McMan. She was the one who set this match up, so it should be interesting to see how it turns out.

JR: Triple H is in now and he goes right after Goldberg, Jericho backs away but then hits Triple H from behind and begins stomping away. Goldberg only a little dazed hits Jericho with a clothesline as he takes him down. Goldberg picks Jericho up now and throws him to the outside. Now Goldberg is heading after Triple H, he picks Triple H to his feet, but Triple H gives Goldberg a knee to the mid section. Triple H throws him into the ropes, but Jericho from the outside grabs Goldbergs legs and pulls him to the outside. Jericho is throwing fists at Goldberg now, but Goldberg fights back. Look on the inside of the ring, Triple H is running towards the ropes, and theres a baseball slide to take both men out. Goldberg flys into the ring post as Jericho flys back onto our announce table. Triple H is up on the announce table now and he's signalling for the pedigree!!! He's got him hooked, and BANG!!! He just put Jericho through our announce table!! Jericho is out cold. Triple H off the table now, and Goldberg is waiting right there for Triple H. SPEAR!!! He just nailed Triple H with that spear. Triple H just got knocked into the spanish announce table.

King: Goldberg grabs Jericho by his hair and throws him into the ring. Goldberg has him up now.....and thers the Jackhammer!!! Cover, one, two, three!!! jericho is out, Jericho is out!!! That means its gonna be Triple H and Goldberg fighting it out here in the best of three series for the title!! Goldberg heads right to the outside for Triple H who is still layed out from that spear. jericho has just been escorted to the back after a terrific showing. Goldberg grabs triple H now and tosses him back into the ring. he sends Triple H flying with a hip toss. Goldberg seems to have this match in control, but this is a finishers match, which means he has to hit the Jackhammer on Triple H. And thats exactly what he's gonna attempt right here!!! He's got ahold of Triple H's trunks and he's gonna try to lift him up, but Triple H reverses it and hits a suplex!!! Both men are out of it. No movement at all from Triple H, but unbelievably Goldberg is rolling onto his side now.

JR: Goldberg is up now, and he's waiting in the corner now for Triple H to get up, he's gonna hit the spear!! Triple H is slowly getting to his feet now, and here come Goldberg for the spear!!! But look at this, Triple H has just leaped into the high and he grabbed Goldbergs arms as he is charging and he hit the pedigree!!! He leaped up and hit the pedigree!!! What a split second action that was, his timing was right on the money!!! Triple H has won the first match in this best of three series. And this second match doesn't look too good for Goldberg, remember just last week Goldberg was busted open, which means that he isn't at 100% for this match. Triple H wastes no time, he is hammering away at that spot on Goldbergs forehead.

King: Triple H's punches aren't enough to bust open that hard head of Goldberg. Triple H has Goldberg lifted up now, and here tosses Goldberg into the ropes, goldberg bounces back with a clothesline, but Triple H was looking to hit a clothesline as well!! Double clothesline and both men are out cold!! They are laying there on the mat. Wait, look at Goldberg he just hopped up to his feet like nothing. Goldberg is heading to the outside of the ring now and he has grabbed a chair!! That is legal too!! He's in the ring with that chair now and he's hammering away now at Triple H's forehead. He's looking to bust him open right now!! But he still isn't bleeding. Goldberg picks Triple H up to his feet, Triple H with a boot to Goldbergs gut, and Triple H bounces off the ropes, Goldberg quickly sees him coming and lifts that chair up and swings as hard as he can. WHAM!! Triple H is out!!! And he's busted wide open!!! Goldberg has this match won, its 2 to 2 and we're gonna be going into our final match which will be a ladder match, they have just lowered the World title high above the ring and Triple H is still out cold. Goldberg heads to the outside of the ring and grabs a ladder and pushes it into the ring.

JR: Hell, if Goldberg goes fast enough he may be able to set that ladder up and climb up there before Triple H even wakes up. And thats exactly what he's trying to do. He's got that ladder set up as Triple H still is out cold. Goldberg is climbing the ladder now and he is an arms reach away from grabbing the belt!!! He's gonna get it!!!

~NO CHANCE, THATS WHAT YA GOT!!!~

JR: What in the.....what is Stephanie doing out here???? She just interupted Goldberg from grabbing that title and winning the match. goldberg has paused and has his eyes locked onto Steph. All he had to do is reach and that title was his!! Steph looks like she's gonna speak.

Steph: Now just you wait a second Goldberg, this isn't fair, go grab the belt while Triple H is still out cold from that chair shot.....well NO WAY BUDDY!!! Its not happening like that!! We are gonna take a five minute break to see that this last match in the best of three series is worth watching, not you climbing up and grab the title while Triple H lays uncouncious from the last match. So just get down before I get mad!!!

King: Man, that Steph sure layed the law down on Goldberg, but Goldberg isn't getting down, he's staring into the face of Steph from the ladder.

Steph: Ok, how about this, if you don't get down then I am gonna automatically disquailify you and name Triple H the new World champion.

JR: Goldberg must respect that call, because he has just leaped down from that ladder, he's pointing and spitting in Steph's direction now. Triple H is beginning to make some movement now.

~NO CHANCE, THATS WHAT YA GOT!~

King: Dam!! Now what, now Shane's here!! He's got a refs shirt on and has a mic.

Shane: Dammit Steph, always ruining things, this match is hereby overruled by ME and wiull continue right now, get 'em Goldberg!!! And I'm gonna be the official ref for this last match, to see that you don't pull anymore tricks Steph.

JR: There they go now, triple H is back to his feet and they are exchanging blows as we speak, Shane has entered the ring as the official ref for this match, which doesn't look very good for Triple H. All the times Shane has screwed Triple H in the past. Goldberg has just thrown Triple H into that ladder which was standing in the center of the ring. The ladder falls over and Triple H lands on it. triple H landed hard. Goldberg picks him up and throws him half way across the ring. Triple H is up though and hits Goldberg in the gut with his knee. Triple H bends Goldberg over and he's gonna go for the pedigree!!! He hit it!!! Goldberg is out and Triple H has that ladder lifted up now. He's ascending it now and he may have this title in the bag! Goldberg is up though as he runs into the ladder, knocking it over. Triple H falls along with the ladder to crash to the floor ouside. Triple H is out cold and Goldberg makes his way to the outside and he's got yet another ladder out!! He has the ladder in and he's got it set up, but Triple H is getting up onto the ring apron now. Steph on the outside comforts him as she motivates him to get up and into the ring.

King: Goldberg goes to hit Triple H who was on the apron, but Triple H plays it smart and pulls the rope down as Goldberg goes sailing to the outside. triple H is all over Goldberg now, but look at Shane, he is trying to break Triple H off of Goldberg. He breaks Triple H off of him as goldberg walks away and he's grabbed a chair as Shane and Triple H argue. Goldberg is running towards them now with a chair and Shane ducks it as he nails Triple H with the chair taking him out. Shane claps his hands and tells Goldberg to go get the gold. Goldberg into the ring, and he;s got that ladder set up. He's ascending it and is seconds away from winning this match! Its all over!!! He's almost there..........one more step..........

JR: Wait, look at Shane, he's charging right for that ladder!!!! He just smashed into the ladder and tipped it over!!! Goldberg has just gone sailing to the outside!! What is Shane up to???!!!He just costed Goldberg the belt!!! Shane sets up the other ladder in the ring as Goldberg lay out cold outside the ring. Shane has the ladder set up, is he gonna climb the ladder himself and become the champ??? No, Triple H is up and he's entering the ring. Triple H slowly reaching the ladder now as he begins to ascend the ladder. Shane set that ladder up for Triple H??? What in the hell???? Triple H is only a short few reaches away from gaining the World title. Wait another minute. The lights have just gone completely out in the arena, I can't see a dam thing. The fans in the crowd are lighting their lights as it looks like someone else is in the ring!!! Who is it?? Whats goin on???The lights are back on and look its the Ripper!!!! He is out here and he has assualted Shane!!! Shane ism out cold!!! Triple H is still on that ladder looking confused as hell!!! The Ripper is looking at Triple H, and now he's heading for that ladder!!! The Ripper has just tipped that ladder over and Triple H comes down hard on his knee!!! What a surprise by the RIpper. Now look at him, he's grabbed that other ladder and he's got it standing up now. Goldberg is to his feet now as he gets in the ring and looks confused seeing the Ripper standing a ladder up for him. Goldberg hops on the ladder and heads up the ladder, this is gonna be it folks!!! Goldberg is only a few rungs away, and he's got the title in his hands!!! Goldberg has won it!!! Shane and Steph can't believe their eyes!!! Goldberg is champ!!!

King: But Ripper was there to help him win it, what a surprise that was!!! Goldberg is celebrating his win now as Ripper walks to the outside of the ring and gives Goldberg a warm look and a nod of his head. But what else is gonna happen??? Who's music is that?? Look!!! AT the entrance!!! Is that??? it looks like Mankind????

JR: No!!! Thats Cactus Jack!!! its one of Mick Foleys alter egos!!! He was recently layed out of action by Goldberg. Look Cactus jack has entered the ring and he's got a lead pipe. He's assualting the World champion!!! Look at the Ripper, he looks confused on the outside now, Triple H is up and now Cactus Jack and Triple H are doing a number on Goldberg. Ripper is in and he is going for Triple H. Goldberg is gaining the upper hand now on Cactus Jack as he sends him to the outside, Jericho is running down to the ring now, but who'd he gonna side with??? He's assualting Goldberg now!!! Jericho has turned on Goldberg now and he must be staying with Shane and the newly formed Corporation. Ripper and Goldberg are workin g as a unit now to fight off Triple H and Jericho, but they play it cool and leave to the back. All of this is confusing as hell now. Shane has a mic as Goldberg walks up the ramp to the back.

Shane: Goldberg, this was the master plan divised by ME, the master mind, Shane McMan! We have been plotting this out from the get go. And now you have realized what a master mind I am! me and Steph had this plan all together months ago. We play around, act like we aren't getting along. But do you think I would turn on my own flesh and blood??? No way! Then she was to give Triple H this title shot, which was meant to be won by him, if it wasn't for that dead bastard the Ripper! Now me and Triple H have had our past, but thats all behind us.....so from this day on, your looking at the NEW Corporation!!! jericho will join us as well and Goldberg YOU WON'T keep that title around your waist that long if I have anything to say about it!! So since the Ripper has decided to give you an unluckily hand to win, you's two will be teaming up on our Special THURSDAY Night Heat event, because Tuesday Smackdown will be cancelled due to the Pay Per View. So it will be the Corporations own, Triple H and Chris Jericho facing off against Goldberg and the Ripper.

JR: Wow! What a tag match that will be!! Well folks, the line up for our special THURSDAY Night Heat looks like this:

Triple H & Jericho vs Goldberg & Ripper

Chris Storm vs Kevin Nash-revenge bout

Tazz vs Sting-Finishers match-#1 contendership for U.S. title

Johnny Blaze vs Lita & Taker-No DQ Handicap Match

Britney Spears vs BA Bitch

Angle vs X-Pac-TV title match

Raven vs Sid vs Justin Credible-3 way Hardcore title match

Goldust & D-Squad vs Too Cool & Scott Hall-If Too cool & Hall win, Hall gets a U.S. title shot, if D-Squad and Goldust win, D-Squad gets a tag title shot

New Jack vs Scott Steiner-Pink Slip on a pole match