"I hope you didn't pay to see this crap"
"This was a waste of money"
"Dwayne Gill Fan Club: Population = 1"
"I saw K-Dawg at Taco Bell"
"What does everybody want? Head...from Sable, Terri, Tammy, Francine etc"
"Eric gets high off of Hogans spray-on tan"
"Scott Hall is a Jerichoholic"
"Scott Steiner is to Steroids, as Hollywood Hogan is to Viagara"
"I'm taping RAW!"
"Stop smoking that stuff a] Hawk b] Scott Hall c] Eric Bischoff"
"HAHA I'M HERE AND YOU'RE NOT"
"If you can read this send $5.00 to my house"
"I WANT HEAD'S AUTOGRAPH"
"Karl Malone clotheslines like a girl"
"NBC gave me this sign at the entrance"
"Van Hammer smokes weed"
"Nitro = Nothing Interesting Turn Raw On"
"I wish I was at RAW"- seen during Nitro
"Mark"- with arrows pointing in every direction
"El Dandy = Ratings"
"CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS"
"THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
"LODI STOLE MY SIGN"
"Chyna You're The Man!"
"WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!"
"Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!"
"YOUR AD HERE"
"REDNECKS 4 LIFE"
"What about me? What about my sign?"
"Viva El Dandy"
"DDP bangs guys"
"I hate signs"
"El Dandy 4-life"
"Survey Says Nitro Sucks"
"Val uses Viagra"
"Hey Sable s*ck it!"
"Sable 4:69"
"Will work for Head"
"Dusty Rhodes Fears Jenny Craig"
"I'd rather be in Sable"
"Hogan Fears Rogaine"
"Dyslexia 3:16"
"Lawler fears max mini"
"Chyna is my dad"
"I stole ddp's liver brace"
"Golberg 98 jobbers 3 wrestlers"
"Chyna is my long lost brother"
"Chavo had one pixy stick to many"
"Poor beer here"
"trailor trash from lot 3:16"
"The Rock is and will forever be...The Brahma Bull Crap"
"hey mom pick me up,im drunk"
"Nitro just ran out of fuel"
"I slept with francine and all i got was this lousy rash"
