Tuesday Night Chairshot

Tim V: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Tuesday Night Chairshot! We are live from Grand Rapids - The Van Andel Arena! We have 12,643 screaming fans, lets go down to the ring.

Jupe Dufster Vs Latino Heat, Handicap match:

Ring Announcer: Introducing first... Jupe Dufster!

[Jupe Dufster walks to the ring.]

Ring Announcer: And his oppoinints, Lantino Heat!

[Lantino Heat walks to the ring.]

[Jupe Dufster starts off, pounding on Julio. Dufster backs off and Julio swings but Dufster ducks and catches Julio with an arm drag.]

Tim V: Prez Dusty said that if Jupe Dufster wanted to stay in World Online Wrestling, he had to win this handicap match. What are the odds?!

Mikey C: I hope this lamer loses...

[Julio is standing up again, and he tags in Hardcore Jose. Hardcore Jose and Jupe circle like deer. They lock up. Hardcore Jose throws Dufster down to the mat. Dufster back up in a flash, and Jose knocks him down with a clothesline. Jose picks up Dufster in a scoop slam. Drops an elbow..1..2..Dufster escapes.]

Tim V: That was a quick count!

Mikey C: Shut up bastard.

Tim V: I knew you were going to say something like that...

[Jose gets Dufster in a head lock and grinds him down to the mat. Dufster starts to right back, and hits Jose with a few elbows. Dufster breaks free and shoots off the ropes and catches Jose with a sholder block. Jose back up and Dufster knocks him back down. Julio comes in to save Jose, but Dufster throws him out of the ring. Jose back up... DDT...1...2...3]

Mikey C: Lantino Heat did it! Jupe Dufster is out of World Online Wrestling. Yippeee!

Tim V: Everybody at home should be giving Jupe Dufster a standing ovation... his last day in World Online Wrestling was today.

[Jupe Dufster starts to walk out, and the fans throw trash on him.]

Alexander The Great Vs Blade, Scaffold Match:

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please look above me for the competitors. The competitor to my right is Alexander The Great! And his oppoinint to my left is Blade!

[Alexander The Great looks out at the crowd and raises his arms in the air, and the crowd applauds. This makes Blade mad and Blade runs into Alexander The Great with a football tackle. Blade starts to stomp Alexander.]

Tim V: They are 25 feet high, folks. These are the kinds of matches that end careers!

Mikey C: I love it.

[Blade lifts up Alexander The Great and sends him into a steel cable that is holding up the scaffold. Alexander The Great falls back and Blade clotheslines him from behind. Blade starts to stomp Alexander. Alexander grabs Blades' foot and trips him, and Blade almost falls off.]

Tim V: Woah! Blade almost lost it there.

[Alexander The Great gets up and starts to stomp Blade. He lifts up Blade into a vertical suplex that rocks the hole scaffold. Alexander The Great gets up and pushes Blade off the scaffold. Blade plumets to the ground and hits the ring. The force is so great that he bounces up and over the top rope onto the protective mats.]

Tim V: Good God Almighty! Did you see Blade hit the ring? Good God that has got to do things to your spine that just wern't ment to be!

Mikey C: Holy Sh*t!

Tim V: We will keep you posted on the medical condition of Blade.

Roxi Vs El Gigante, Standard Match:

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, coming to the ring at this time, acompanied by Sid... Roxi!

[Roxi and Sid walk to the ring.]

Ring Announcer: And his oppoinint, weighting in at 382 pounds!... El Gigante!

[El Gigante walks to the ring.]

[They lock up and El Gigante throws Roxi off. Roxi gets back up and grabs Gigante's leg and tries to take him over but El Gigante head butts him and he falls over. El Gigante picks up Roxi by his neck and throws him into the corner. El Gigante starts to choke Roxi with his boot. Roxi falls down in the bottom of the corner. El Gigante starts to stomp him. The ref warns El Gigante and El Gigante backs off. Roxi gets up but El Gigante throws him around with an armbar. Then he goes to the surfboard and Roxi submits.]

Mikey C: Damn that was quick!

Tim V: El Gigante just ran through Roxi. I see big things for this young wrestler...

Jack Manson Vs Johnny Kannon, Weapons Match:

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring at this time... Johnny Kannon!

[The lights go dark two giant lights flash Johnny Kannon appears and raises one arm in tha air and points to the crowd whilst nodding and smiling walks into the ring and does a small dance with pyros in the background.]

Ring Announcer: And his oppoint... Jack Manson!

[Jack Manson runs to the ring.]

[The bell rings and Jack Manson runs in and starts to punch Johnny Kannon. Manson reaches down and picks up a cookie sheet and nails Kannon with it. Kannon goes down, and Jack Manson picks up a broom and breaks it over his back.]

Tim V: Violent!

Mikey C: I love these kinds of matches!

[Jack Manson picks up Kannon and whips him into the ropes and ducks his head. Kannon stops running and kicks Jack Manson in the face. Kannon picks up a lamp and smashes it over Manson's face. Kannon picks up a chair and hits Manson in the back. Johnny Kannon jumps out of the ring and gets a table and slides it in. Manson is there to great Kannon, and starts to punch him and nails him again with a cookie sheet. Manson sets up the table, and sets Kannon on it. Jack Manson climbs to the top ropes and goes for a big elbow drop but Kannon moves and Manson goes flying through the table.]

Tim V: The fans love and appriciate this action.

Mikey C: I LOVE THIS KINDA ACTION!

[Kannon lifts up Manson and goes for the Loose Kannon but Manson blocks it and hits the Double Arm DDT on a chair...1....2....3.]

Tim V: Jack Manson did it!

Mikey C: Jack Manson IS Hardcore. He also got the duke.

Soul Reaver Vs Von Erich, Standard Match:

Ring Announcer: Coming to the ring at this time with Flame... Soul Reaver!

[The arena lights go out...a heavier, remixed version of 'Come As You Are' by Nirvana screams out of the PA system. The TitanTron flickers, then begins to play some animation sequence. Soul Reaver appears at the top of the entrance way, getting a mixed reaction from the crowd.]

Ring Announcer: And his oppoint... Von Erich!

[Huge blue piros go off as Von Erich walks out to the ring.]

[Von Erich gets in the ring and Soul Reaver runs in with a high knee. Von Erich goes down, and Soul Reaver starts to stomp him.]

Tim V: Soul Reaver not wasting any time in this match...

[Soul Reaver lifts up Von Erich in a vertical suplex. Soul Reaver bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow on Von Erich. Soul Reaver lifts up Von Erich in a side slam...1...2..Von Erich escapes. Soul Reaver puts on an arm bar and Von Erich screams in pain.]

Tim V: Von Erich fighting the hold...

Mikey C: Tap! Tap out you P*ssy!

[Von Erich rakes the eyes of Soul Reaver. Von Erich gets up and starts to stomp Soul Reaver. Von Erich whips Soul Reaver against the ropes and Soul Reaver runs in with a sholder block. Von Erich gets back up and walks right into the Halfway to Hell Driver...1....2....3.]

Mikey C: Thats It!

Tim V: Soul Reaver won the match!

Mikey C: What a F*cking night!

Tim V: Oh so now comes the part of the show where you go off cussing?

Mikey C: F*ck you, Tim. You are just a babyface peice of Sh*t!