Jesus...Sex or Pizza

Jesus

Height: 6'0"
Weight: 140 lbs
From: Jerusalam
Occupation: Carpenter and MPW Security
Age: 2100
Theme: In Torment In Hell by Deicide
Record: 0-0-0
Quote: "Bless you..Dontcha know!"
Yes that's right, MPW has been blessed with the presence of Jesus. Having Sacremento Wine and Gigio on his side, the almighty Jesus will bring religious balance to Moon Pie and make it the promised land.