Alabama Man


From: The Ozarks
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 122 lbs
Quote: "Dats ma wife"
Moves: The Mad Hump, kick to the stomach
Theme: Sweet Home Alabama by Lynard Skynard
Record: 1-0-0
'Bama doesn't wrestle much, except when he and Mrs Hamm are in their cots, in their double-wide trailer, out in the desert. Yes it's true, 'Bama and Mrs Hamm are engaged, and they've just had their first child, Shenequa Bamma Hamm. She weighs only one pound, craps alot, and she's black. Unfortunately, during all the excitement at Brawl 2K, Shenequa's leg was lost. If anyone has seen baby's leg, please call your local authorities, there will be a reward of a wooden nickel.