.:[
Well it looks like the owners
of the XCW have come up with an awesome idea..yet again.
They have decided to close down for a small amount of
time and when they come back they will have double the
entertainment held before. Not only will the rankings go
up, But the amount of fans will as well. For you see this
meeting of the minds has resulted in a interfederation,
It will be called the XCW Interfed..There will be two
separate parts of the federation, The WCW part and the
WWF Part. This will result in more chances for the
wrestlers, Everyone wants the gold..and with the
interfed, More title shots will be given. Now King Kurt
has signed with the XCW Interfed and he's not sure which
part he is in yet but he can assure you he will have 'Gold'
around his waste very, very
soon...and that my friends....IS
TRUE! ]:.
.:[ The
scene opens up into the 'XCW Interfed
Office', The camera is looking straight
at the front desk where the clerk sits behind chewing gum
and doing her nails. Kurt Angle walks up to the desk...He
is wearing his red, white,
and blue
jumpsuit. He is standing there waiting for the clerk to
notice him, She finally does and just exhales and
speaks..'You have an
appointment?'..Kurt Responds..'Why
Yes Mam, I do.'..'Name
please?..'Name?
I'm Kurt Angle!'...'Kurt
what? I didn't get that last part.'...'Your
kidding me? I'm Kurt Angle! I'm the Olympic gold Medalist
of 1996, and you for some reason don't know who I am? I
am the ex-WWF Champion! And you don't know who I am? What
kinda person are you?'...'Well,
I'm the kinda person that could care less who you are and
what you've accomplished! Now sit down and wait for your
tern!'...Kurt looks angry and he just
goes and sits down and mumble to himself..'BIMBO!'...She
looks at him..'What was that?'..he
responds..'Oh nothing'..Kurt
sits in the chair for 20 minutes and finally his name is
called..He goes into the back hallway and walks straight.
He comes to a door entitled, 'Shane McMahon'...He is
about to open the door when..a kid runs up to him..'Hi
can I have your autograph?'...Kurt
looks weird at him obviously thinking how a kid got back
here before him, He then smiles..'Finally
a smart person...Sure, What's your name?'...'Jimmy'..Kurt
takes out a pen and signs the boys paper..'Okay,
Jimmy here ya go'...'WOW!
I got Arnold Swartzenagerz autograph!'...Kurt
looks at the kid, Confused..'Arnold
Swartzenager? I'm Kurt Angle!'...The
kid, Looks at the autograph and the rips it out of his
book and crumbles it into a ball. He then throws it at
Kurt and...'You're mean you could have
told me sooner!'...Kurt looks at him
weirdly..'I'm mean? You better
shut your mouth, brat!'...'Kiss
my ass!'..'Come
here you little punk'..Kurt
grabs the kid and is about to hit him when two huge guys
walk up and grab him by the arm, The kid speaks..'He
said he was going to teach me a trick! Help ME!'...The
two men take Kurt back to the front door and throw him
out onto the concrete outside. Kurt stands up and brushes
off his clothes, He turns around pissed and kicks a
bench..The bench is metal and Kurt's face suddenly looks
hurt, He grabs his foot and starts screaming. Kurt runs
across the street where his car is parked and he runs
into a nearby McDonalds. He goes inside and get's in the
line..He finally reaches the front and orders..His food
is given to him as he pays. He walks out side and trips
over someones foot, His drink spills all over the place.
He sits up and leans against the wall, and sits his cup
up on the ground..A man walks by and throws a dollar in
his cup...'Here ya go bud.'..Kurt
stands up and yells to the guy..'I'm
Not poor! I'm Kurt Angle!'...The
man pays no attention and continues walking. Kurt picks
up his bag and walks over to his '2001 Explorer Sport' He
pulls out his keys and unlocks the door. He opens the
door and climbs in..He puts the key's in the ignition and
turns it. The Explorer comes on and Kurt pulls out of the
parking space..He then turns and drives out of the plaza,
The scene then closes and opens back up into the sold out
Kemper, Arena! The lights dim and the XCW's pattented
music is playing over the p/a system, The camera's pan
around the arena reveinling signs like..'WHo's Next?
YOU!'...'jo Who? Jo Momma!'..'WAZUPPPP!'..The camera's
stop panning and they focus on the entrance, PYRO blasts
off the top of the stage. The camera's then pan around to
the announcer's table, Where, Jerry 'The King' lawler and
Good Ol' JR sit.. ]:.
.:[ Jim
Ross ]:. Wow King!
What a grand open the XCW is having tonight! Ladies and
Gents we have a wonderful evening of celebrating
tonight..This is not a wrestling even..I repeat not a
wrestling even..This is just the kick off to the biggest
thing happening in the world today..The opening of the
XCW Interfederation! Tonight we will have conduct
interviews with the likes of DX, and Kurt Angle, and even
the biggest fan favorite of them all..The ROCK!
.:[ KING
]:. JR Did you just say Rock is the
biggest fan favorite? Because you are sadly mistaken if
that's the case we all know that 'The King' Kurt Angle,
Is the biggest fan favorite of them all, and yes JR This
will be and evening to remember and thanks for the people
that are with us because this is one thing you won't want
to miss!
.:[ Jim
Ross ]:. Yeah King
I couldn't have said it better myself, Now, Ladies and
Gentlemen...I give you the One...The Only...THE ROCK!
.:[ The
lights dim and...'MEDAL' hit's
the p/a system. The fan's know this music as Kurt
Angle's, So they start booing. Kurt steps out from behind
the curtains, He is wearing his Red, White, and Blue
Jumpsuit pants and an 'It's True' T-Shirt. He has his gold
medals around his neck. He has one
hand raised up high and he spins in small circles. The
fan's by now are very angry, Kurt stops and walks down to
the ring. He reaches the middle of the ramp and raises
both his arms and then his red pyro goes off behind him.
Angle walks to the apron and climbs into the ring, As he
get's in an announcer walks up to him and gives him a
microphone. He is about to speak when the fans starts to
chant..'Asshole, Asshole, Asshole, Asshole, Asshole' Kurt
stops and looks into the crowd angrily. He puts the mic
to his lips in a mad manner. ]:.
.:[ Kurt
Angle ]:.
Ahh, My beloved fan's right here
in..in..in..Well it doesn't really matter where we are at
because your 'True American Hero' favors no city over any
other, That's True my friends! Now I was in the back and
I overheard Mr. Ross there at ringside..He was saying how
everyone was coming out he said DX, Then he said my name,
and then he caught my attention when he said...THE ROCK! (Fans
Go Crazy) O.K. do you mind if I finish? Now
Jim I overheard you say that The Rock is perhaps the
biggest fan favorite, and I must disagree with you on
that because the biggest fan favorite in that list you
gave was 'The King' Kurt Angle! You might think the Rock
cares for you stupid people but in reality he could give
a less than a shit what happens to you fricken idiots! (Fan's
Chant Rock's Name) SHUT UP! Why do you people
show some guy who hasn't done one thing for this county
respect, But when I come out here I get treated like
crap! I just don't see why a guy like The Rock can get
off so well with you people, But a 'True American Hero'
like myself get's food thrown at him while in the ring!
If you people want me to prove just why I am the 'KING'
just one more time i'll do it as I go through this
federation just like I did in the old WWF Days! I will
dominate the...Well I don't want to reveil what part of
XCW I am in yet but trust me by the end of the night you
will all know! But either way I will obliterate the
talent here just as I did in the past, No one will be
able to stop me! I'm the KING, I'm King Kurt Angle and
whoever get's in my way will get there asses excuse the
language...Kicked by 'The True American Hero' Kurt Angle!
Whether it be, The Rock or Triple H, Or even that
'Genetic Freak' Big Poppa Pump, I will go  through
them like a knife goes through butter and that my friends
is TRUE! Yeah you people cheer those so called athletes
all you want but either way when they step in the ring
with me, They are going down! I'm not going to be the
sympathetic American Hero anymore from now on I am the
angry, deadly, and devastating KURT ANGLE! Now you fans
will see very soon that by the end of my career I will be
the number one wrestler in your book and in every other
person's onpinion as well! Rocky I know you're in WWF,
and Triple H you too are in WWF, But you two have no
reason to even be there any longer because I..Kurt
Angle..The True American Hero am now in the WWF and that
just tops all of you and the rest of the WWF TALENT! Yes
I swore to myself i'd never go under the McMahon's
ownership of a wrestling company again when I quit the
WWF but hey, I couldn't turn down the contract offer I
received! You fan's can only dream of the kind of money
i'll be making. But that's ok just because you are all
failing to be as rich as me that doesn't mean your
Olympic Champion will leave you all be! No i'm not The
Rock, I don't turn on you people you rednecks out there I
stick with you whether you molest little children or even
if you get fat to the point where you cannot get out of
your beds anymore, Nope, I'm behind you people all the
way, Even though half of you probably can't afford toilet
paper i'm still behind you no matter how badly the stench
is! Yes it is True, I am the one and only 'People's
Champion' not Rock...Not DDP...Not even Stone Cold Steve
Austin, But me i'm the PEOPLE'S CHAMPION! Now sure Austin
might be the rattlsnake and he might have the Stunner but
he don't have the 'OLYMPIC SLAM' I am the only man with
that move and that my friends may be the deciding factor
to who the first WWF CHAMPION will be! You see here in
the XCW WWF I will prove myself to the whole WORLD! I
want you people right now to bow down to 'THE KING' KURT
ANGLE, Yes I love you people too! (Fans
Boo) Hey you people need to show,
You're KING some respect!
.:[ The
fan's continually BOO, Kurt starts stomping around the
ring yelling for the fans to stop. They continue, to boo
and Angle just continues to get Angy. Angle put's the mic
up to his lips yet again.. ]:.
.:[ Kurt
Angle ]:.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Show some damn
respect! You people should be cheering me not booing me
out of the arena! Fine you have it that way, But when i'm
the XCW WWF World Heavyweight Champion..The man too
beat..The only real athlete then you'll all know that you
made a mistake when you decided to boo me! (Fans
continue to boo) Damn you! Fine you people
go on and boo me, and continue to cheer people like
Austin and The Rock! I'm tired of trying to make you
people respect me, I QUIT as your American hero from now
on I'm MY AMERICAN HERO! Now what about this character
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin? Do you people even think he'll
be even the smallest challenge to me? Well if you do you
better replace your bets because you're all in store for
a loss of money..BIG TIME! Austin you bring your very
best if we ever step in the ring and i'll bring mine,
Then i'll teach you just who the 'REAL ATHLETE' is here
in the XCW WWF! How in the hell did you even get here?
Did you have that bitch wife of yours..DEBRA flash the
president? Or did she give him some**COUGH**HEAD**COUGH**
If that's the case Austin that's a waste of HEAD she's
giving because you aren't going to accomplish anything
here anyways, The only thing you will accomplish in your
career here in XCW WWF is making a jack butt of yourself,
It's True! Now I didn't just come out here to make Rock
look to be a humungous jack butt or to make Austin feel
like an idiot, not like he isn't one. But you see I also
came out here to talk a bit about this whole
interfederation thing. Now how about this? The XCW WWF vs
WCW Interfederation, This is looking to be one of the
biggest things in the history of Wrestling World Wide.
You have Shane, Vince, and Stephanie on one side running
the WWF. Then you have Vince Russo, Eric Bischoff, and
some other guy running the WCW! Now not many people think
this is such a big thing, But they don't know jack
because this is the biggest thing to happen ever in
Wrestling History! Now i'm going to go out on my All
American limbs and say that no one ever will be able to
top the XCW Interfederation! No one will even be able to
get close to the XCW Interfederation, Now they might try
but they will fail very harshly! Now that Kurt Angle is
in the XCW WWF there is no stopping the XCW PERIOD END
OF! Now let me get off the subject of XCW for a minute
and let me move onto something important...KEVIN NASH!
Nash you big jabroni, Sorry for taking the line Rock but
that line explains Kevin Nash very, very well. Nash I
want you to listen here buddy, and listen good! Because
what i'm about to say might effect the rest of your
career! Now Nash you can run around and act like the
tough guy all you like because i've taken down people
bigger in weight and in heighth than you! I've taken out
Big Show, he's taller and weighs more! I've taken out
Viscera and when I beat Viscera I used the 'OLYMPIC SLAM'
now Nash when you can get Viscera on your shoulder's i'll
respect you as an athlete, Until then you can go to heck,
Chewy! Because Nash you're not an Oly mpic Champion
likemyself, You don't have Gold Medals, Hey you don't
have anything! All you have is one heck of a long line of
people that hate you and are about ready to kick your
butt! Now Nash there's only one more questing I have for
you...
WHERE ARE YOUR
GOLD MEDALS?
.:[ Kurt
Angle's 'MEDAL' hit's the
p/a system! He drops the mic and drops to his knees with
both his arms raised he is screaming..'WHOOO!'..over and
over again. Kurt stops and climbs out of the ring...Kurt
walks up to the top of the ramp and turns to the crowd he
just stands there for a minute and then drops to his
knees screaming..'WHOOOO!'..yet
again. The show goes to commercial. ]:.
.:[ The
scene opens up into the backstage area where Michael Cole
stands next to Kurt Angle's locker room door. Michael
Cole starts looking around obviously waiting for the 'Olympic
Hero' to come out and answer his
questions. Michael is about to turn and leave when, Kurt
Angle's door flings open and he see's Cole, Kurt is still
wearing his jumpsuit. Cole is wearing a red jacket and he
also has a pair of black khaki pants. Kurt gives Cole his
bags obviously thinking he was a bag carrier. Cole drops
the bags and shows Kurt his I.D. Card. Kurt smiles.. ]:.
.:[ Kurt
Angle
]:. Oh sorry about
that, Heh, I had no idea...(Kurt trys seeing
the name on his I.D.) Mitchell
Cale! It'll never happen again. So on your I.D. It says
you are a head interviewer? Nice job, That means you get
to get close to an 'American Hero' Like myself.
.:[ Michael
Cole ]:. It's
Michael Cole, SIr, Not Mitchell Cale!
.:[ Kurt
Angle
]:. Oh same thing, HA!
So what would you like young man? An Autograph perhaps?
Or do you really need to ask me a few questions?
.:[ Michael
Cole ]:. Well, Mr.
Angle, I'm here to ask you a few questions if you don't
mind.
.:[ Kurt
Angle
]:. O.K. No problem,
Go ahead, By the way..Nice hair..(Kurt
has to hold in a laugh)..Michael...
.:[ Michael
Cole ]:. Well, Mr.
Angle, I noticed your promo earlier this evening and you
seemed to be very confident! Do you think that confidence
will stick with you even when you step in the ring with
the likes of..Let's say..Triple H?
.:[ Kurt
Angle
]:. Cole, Cole, Cole!
Now you see all of you people think that Triple H is as
damn good as he says he is, Well if i'm in a match
against Triple H then there would be no reason for me to
worry so where do you get off with saying the likes of
Triple H? Listen you say names like 'Big Poppa Pump' or
even 'Stone Cold' but never do you say with the likes of
Triple H! Because if we're talking about the likes of
Triple H then we'd probably be talking about, Juvedtude,
or Rey Mysterio..No match for an 'Olympic Champion' like
myself! Now Michael from now on when you give interviews
with me get your damn facts straight....You got that?
.:[ Michael
Cole ]:. Yes sir,
But how do you feel about the rest of the talent in the
XCW WWF? I mean you have 'Big Poppa Pump' Scott Steiner,
The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
.:[ Kurt
Angle
]:. No Offense Michael
but what kind of question is that? Everyone in the XCW
knows that I have about 20 Percent of respect for all of
those superstars, The other 80 percent is hatred towards
every superstar you just listed! Let me start it off from
the top...First and formost we have Big Poppa Pump, Scott
Steiner! Now Scott you may have the largest arms in the
world but let me tell you something..You don't have
anything to show for your muscles Scotty, But for my
wrestling ability I have 'GOLD MEDALS' and I don't need
to say anything more to you but that! Now The Rock...'The
People's Champion'..Rock I am tired of you coming out
here reciting your nursery rymes and then getting your
big mouthed ass kicked right out of the ring! Rock you
know how devastating I can be, You know just how DEADLY I
can be! I've gotten close to breaking your ankle every
time we've stepped into the ring! Rock you know i'm
mercilus if I get mad and right now i'm mad for the one
reason of your stupid people booing their only 'True
Champion!' Now to one of the biggest names in wrestling
today...'The Rattlesnake'...'Stone Cold' Steve Austin!
Austin i'm sick and tired of your bald ass coming out
here acting like your one tough S.O.B. when you know that
you're far from being tough..but the S.O.B part is
correct! Steve me and you is one of the biggest matches
possible of having here seeing how we are probably the
two biggest names, and if I do get my match I will prove
to the world that i'm the toughest man here right now!
Cole there is a man you forgot to mention that is a
drunk, pitiful excuse for an american, Scott 'Drunk Man'
Hall! Or is it Razor Ramoan now? Well either way Hall you
drunk greasy haired punk I suggest you take your six pack
of bud, Smirnoff, or whatever it is you alchoholics
drink, well anyways take your six pack and go to the back
where you belong! Scott you don't belong in the ring, You
belong at home watching 'True Athlete's' like myself and
many others here! Hall before your old ass retires I want
you in a match so I can show you how a 'True American
Hero' out wrestles a 'True Drunk Punk' HA! That rymed!
Hall you'll step into the ring with me eventually and
when you do it's your ass on a silver platter for 'KING'
Kurt Angle, and I promise to you and all of my fans
around the world that...I WILL HIT...THE....
OLYMPIC
SLAM!!!
.:[ Michael
Cole ]:. Now Kurt
how about this upcoming Match on RAW? Looks to be a very
awesome match between you and 'The One' Billy Gunn, How
do you feel about it? Your're going up against the purest
athlete in the World Wrestling Federation! Can you take
him? He has the fame-asser one of the most devastating
maneuvers in sports entertainment today!
.:[ Kurt
Angle
]:. Now Cole i'm sure
the only reason you like Billy Gunn is because like you,
he has blonde highlights in his hair! You say his move
the fame-asser is awesome, Eh? Well Cole have you been
'Olympic Slammed' recently because if you were ever than
you would change your mind to saying exactly what the
most deadly maneuver in sports entertainment! Now Billy
Gunn they call you the purest athlete in Wrestling today?
Why? Everyone knows i'm the only real athlete here in the
WWF and you haven't accomplished much of anything yet now
have you? Gunn me and you on RAW suprised me as a match
because I just don't see why they would put me in a match
with some jobber like yourself! But hey Gunn you lucked
out because this upcoming Monday, I'm going to make your
ass famous. You can talk crap all you want about how i'm
an 'Olympic Pansy' and i'm a big 'LOSER' and how I 'SUCK'
but let me reassure you on something I am the only 'ONE'
that has something going for them in this whole
federation! Gunn after I go through you that
Intercontinental Championship Gold is going to be my next
target, Gunn if you try and stop me from going on to the
TITLE than I will be forced to SNAP that fricken ankle of
yours. I'll make it so bad you won't be able to walk
anymore, You'll hear the snap of the bone! Don't think I
won't do it Gunn because I did it to Rocky and he was a
worthy opponent, What do you think will happen to you
Billy? If Rock got his ass beat so badly by the 'Olympic
Gold Medalist' what makes you think that you won't?
You're a low class superstar why ever the WWF signed you
i'm not sure because they know damn well that you'll
never amount to anything, Just face it Billy.....YOUR NOT
ON MY LEVEL! But don't feel bad because there aren't many
superstars here that are on my level! (Kurt
snatches the mic fromt Cole).....Now
alll of that...
IS TRUE!
.:[ Kurt
drops the mic and smiles into the camera as the camera
fades to and XCW Interfed battle of the Monday night
commercial... ]:.
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